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cara

it's all mad

Lads has anybody had a week or two where they don't feel themselves ever? What did you do?

Normally I'm absolutely fine, of sound mental footing and all that, but for about a week I've been waking up and feeling a sudden sense of dread, I've lost my appetite and barely eat more than one meal a day and have been shitting myself constantly because of lack of nutrition. I've randomly fell asleep and I have felt strong mood swings, even though things in my life are alright.

I've never felt like this before, and now I'm starting to feel much better, but I am a bit concerned hw it all suddenly came along. Anybody know this feel??

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DONALD TRUMP AND HIS CABINET ARE ALL RUSSIAN AGENTS

>>68748472
*you shuffle into me as I'm taking a hefty ket bump*
OI YOU CUNT FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN LAD
*shoves you*
OI FUCKIN HOLD ME BACK I'M ABOUT TO LEVEL THIS CUNT

>>68748520
I know the feel but I'm not sure how to fix it

>>68748512
alri dreps

mong who doesn't put the edition in the name field

>>68748520
yeah but it was because of a mandy comedown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgF1e5WP5Xc

gf just posted this

>>68748415
Nothing better than commuting like a slave to get to your office slavery job and having your entire life wasted surrounded by irritating pricks whilst getting very little holiday allowance.

>>68748521
>as in, he's terminally ill

we all are lad

some of us just last longer than others

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Slags

she wants a man from brum but she'll settle for a boy from burton

>>68748564
woah man i'm really sorry, just here to enjoy the tunes you know lemme buy you a red stripe

bit foggy out

shouting

>>68748627
london heathrow weather

>>68748558
im so hungry i could eat an octarok

>>68748481
Why am I such an autistic bumbling social retard?

Works Christmas do is tonight. Started at 7. I'm not there, clearly.

I WAS there on time. At a pretty fancy hotel. Got to the car park, wearing my champagne suit trousers with a black turtle neck. Proper normie smart casual shit.
Before I got out the car, I noticed some people (not from my work group) were walking into the building in fucking tuxedos and proper black tie shit. I freaked out and sped home.

Got into the suit I usually wear at weddings, a blue suit from Reiss. Pretty expensive. Drove back to the place. At this point I was 45 minutes late and was anxious walking in that late anyway. But then I see more people walk into the building wearing smart casual shit. I was so fucking confused and just decided to bail on the entire thing.

Sitting in my pants browsing the chon now trying to come up with an excuse to tell people why I didn't turn up (or reply to the texts asking where I am)

>>68748612
>face
1,2
>booty
2,1

>its a "one bad line ruins the whole song" episode
ah yes

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What's got you down lad?

>>68748520
SAD. Pretty common during the winter.

>>68748610
Doesn't make it any better but I get where you're coming from

>>68748650
kek

>>68748650
I know how it is to feel nervous about what style of clothes to wear but I find after about ten minutes everybody stops noticing anyway, particularly after a drink.

keep seeing people posting funny pictures with the captions "howling", "screaming", etc. on facebook lads

that took on quickly

bought some locally made mead from the christmas market lads

have to say im a fan

>>68748715
I understand that and would usually think the same. Only thing that threw it for me was the people wearing tuxedos.

had tea about 30 minutes ago but i'm gagging for a takeaway

what's the best one i could eat on a half full stomach? chinese?

murrfags inform me on what that injun protest going in dakota is about ...

and be objective. just give me the minutes

>>68748731
reckon we should start saying 'writhing'

>>68748650
imagine someone saw you in the car park lmao

how would you explain that one

>>68748731
Can't wait for Brexit to fully kick in and the normies' lifestyle starts perishing.

Decided to go on the uni ski holiday. What a colossal fucking mistake, literally everyone here is an utter cunt. I just wanted to ski.

>>68748664
listening to sad songs desu

>>68748621
yeah yeah fair dos lad
*opens red stripe and it fizzes up all down my slightly faded skin tight Hype t-shirt (circa Topman 2013)*
FFS LAD

>>68748759
turkish lad, order a mixed grill

>>68748780
wahey spillage is lickage lad haha

Some cunt hasn't turned up ton the work party. Only one that didn't turn up and he's ignoring my texts. He's totally going to be the outcast in work now. Retard

is mead any good?

>>68748774
i always listen to really happy songs when im sad desu

makes it worse

mental how even without knowing my race you all still oppress me anyway

>>68748731
why does /brit/ have such meme power

They're all "lad" types that are breaking shit and going "fucking mental"

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safe boys

>>68748810
i had that the other night, don't think i could eat a large amount of meat, especially not doner

>>68748833
dooping mental*

eating some mead lads

oh dear you've fucked it one could say

>>68748812
What was the dress code though

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questionable artist name

hope teresa doesn't see this

>>68748811
*falls into a k-hole*

>>68748850
Not even a cheeky chicken shawarma?

In that case thai then, they have god-tier veggie dishes

>>68748731
Yes, becaaue no one ever used those words before.

>>68748612
raunchy slags, could use a spanking

watched Rogue One
not sure what to make of it

>>68748650
people like you shouldn't exist anymore. genes like this should've been washed out.

Xmas party lad here. Still utterly horrified that I finally have an autistic green text story. My life was fairly normie desu.

>>68748811
spillage is snortage lad

http://www.strawpoll.me/11880598

>>68748948
Pics of party

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>>68748911

>>68748941
Post webms

>>68748962
I didn't turn up la. Just the car park. Home now

>>68748948
just fucking give it to us you clown

>>68748907
the turkish one is a nice takeaway but they only do chicken, lamb, kofte, shish and doner

don't have a thai place, only 2 chinese

>>68748948
they seen you in the car park you've fucked it

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ah yes, the so called "alt-right"

took a fat shit on the christmas card from the lib dem councillors in my area lads

>>68749041
ouch

>>68749041
did he get better?

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>>68749005
>but they only do chicken, lamb, kofte, shish and doner

so they don't deliver?

Everything is Dual; everything has poles; everything has its pair of opposites; like and unlike are the same;
opposites are identical in nature, but different in degree; extremes meet; all truths are but half-truths; all
paradoxes may be reconciled

>>68749041
Chewin 5 gum?

>>68748999
Nerd

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Leave-tards on suicide watch

why don't you get horrible infections from shitting when your arse is cut/bleeding?

>>68749021
No they didnt. I made sure to park in a spot far away enough from other cars but close enough to see what other there people were wearing

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Lads, just got £1 note like holy fucking shit I didn't even know it exist.
Now the only last thing I got to see with my own eyes is the £100 note.

-posted from Belfast

>>68749041
he's got some big pores!

>>68749041
>>68749088
Pill was banging lad, he lost his jaw haha

>>68749105
i have a £1 england/wales note from the 50s or something

>>68749102
ahh so no one at work mentioned the dress code or what they were wearing
and you never thought to ask if you were thid paranoid

>>68748966
I have no malice against Farage.

In the words of the legendary /brit/ frog poster:

"fuck the EU"

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>he lives on a tiny island

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Hmmm

>>68749204
>his pm is justin trudeau

>>68749176
I didn't think about it until the tuxedo lads turned up and I panicked

>>68749170
I wish we had £1 as a note rather than a coin.
Or do it like Hong Kong does with $10, have both.

>>68749207
moderates

got a gtx 1080

why do lefties mock the small handful of creationists in the USA for rejecting evolution yet give muslims a free pass? muslims universally reject evolution

>>68749222
>his

>>68749207
ahh yes "moderate" rebels, turn off the eiffel tower lights once more for these brave freedom fighters

>>68749252
phwoar

>>68749273
shut up you sad, boring twat

need a desk lads

sitting on my bed/sofa isn't cutting it

lads ... grizzly bear Vs silverback gorilla

who'd win?

my money is on the ape. grizzlys got the size advantage but you can't discount those fists and massive canines the gorilla has as well as the intelligence to know when and how exactly to use those strengths, as opposed to a bear who will just swing them about without any methodology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yet2Q0M32GQ

Wearing a tux

Keep paying the license fee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_NIMoj8jFA

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>>68749273
>small handful of creationists in the USA
It's like 30-40%

>>68749273
Modern interpretations of the Qu'ran almost universally say it supports evolution

>>68749278
yes sorry youre not a female just because cuck trudeau said cutting your dick off and pumping yourself full of hormones is okay and normal

>>68749273
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is this boring tard still talking lmao

>>68749273
cultural marxism, not even memeing

>>68749093
A soft brexit makes 0 sense
I'd rather have voted remain than that

>>68749273
why are you such a boring cunt?

>>68749329
link to corroborate your assertion?

Don't you open up that window

>>68749362
cultural relativism

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reminder that sexism is NOT acceptable

*opens the window*

>>68749428
shes right 2befair

You have 10 seconds to name the best Bowie song of all time.

Time starts NOW.

Got a box of Celebrations here lads, which one do you want?

does anyone have that image
>born too late to explore the world, too early to epxlore the galaxy
?

>>68749232
I lived in Yankland and found $1 notes a bit annoying

In China, the largest not is the equivalent to £10, and their smalles note is equivalent to £0.01
They're fucking annoying. Even the £1 equivalent is pretty annoying. I only used it for the metro.

>>68749428
sesh gremlin

>>68749465
Space Oddity

>>68749406
My BA in Islamic studies from SOAS

Can you imagine not believing in evolution because some desert nomad fantasy bollocks from 3000 years ago says it's wrong

>>68749428
Yes, because boys play with those more and they're identifying a target demographic.

Then again, even when they do allocate certain toys to girls they're all like 'waaaah barbie is perpetuating unrealistic body standards!!!' whereas on the other hand He-man has never had a word of complaint for his macho man toys

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>>68749471
this is possibly my favourite image of all time

>>68748520
It's your body literally telling you you're failing at life

>>68749428
she'd be right if that sign said
>ONLY for boys
because that's unnecessarily exclusionary

but it doesn't
your triggering is in another castle :^)

>>68749465

Station to Station

>>68749471
Born just in time to take part in the great meme war?

>>68749488
The bible doesn't say it's wrong though because the theory came about well after the bible was written

>>68749428
ah yes the kind of """""""girl"""""" that will grow up smoking weed with boys at skateparks

>>68749465
diamond dogs

>>68749465
>It isn't space oddity

>>68749555
if you've got it, please post it

i'll suck all your dicks at gun point

>>68749517
>to order psychadelics from internet
>from internet

m8, maybe lay of the psychadelics

>>68749375
are hitchens said that our government doesnt really want to do brexit, so the best course of action *might* be to get half-out of the EU, then do the rest once we have a more anti-EU government

>>68749586
i've never actually noticed that before

fuck you

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How long does it take to get over your first love?

>2 months ago she left me

It's getting better I guess, stiff upper lip right lads?

islam should be banned

>>68749557
>skateparks
foy

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me top left

>>68749616
rorkes should be exiled

>>68749465
ashes to ashes
(or life on mars)

>>68749618
what do you even call it? also they were invented here so fuck off idiot

>>68749614
>first love

loooool just have a wank and get over it

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>>68749660
>staf

>>68749706
best doggo

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>>68749614
almost 2 months here haha we must have got dumped almost at the same time

>>68749666
satanlad

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>>68749716
Think we did..

>October

JUST

Have you gotten over having nerves around cute girls?

They are just normal people and will be either be interested or not, not a big deal at all

>>68749656
>also they were invented here
as i said, foy

Business idea: Rent the unit next to the nursery and use it as a pitbull sanctuary.

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>>68749614
Took me about a year, two years late now and I still think about her sometimes even though she's a crazy bitch

What excuse should I come up with

>>68749774
>They are just normal people
Exactly. Fucking normies

>>68749818
dog ate it

don't get the hate for staffys desu

they are lovely doggos

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>>68749660
no idea why this even showed up on my feed today but watched it anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwSsDyIPbM

Business idea: hang around with lonely people but they have to pay me to be their friend so it doesn't seem like they are friendless tossers

>>68749818
was porking a tranny

>>68749818
mum died

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JUST WANNA fugg melissa monroe so bad

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what did you fucking say about me mate

it's crazy how fake all the media, entertainment and news is

>>68749926
yank influences

yank culture is being fake

>>68749818
Felt sick

>>68749915

INSTANTLY look down on anyone with tattoos

>>68749818
dog ate your mum but you didn't hear it over the tranny's orgasm

>tfw got in 2 pictures with 2 different groups of fit girls last night

Gonna look great on the old Facebook timeline haha

How your tax contributed to public spending
>Welfare: £1883

>tfw government took my money and gave it to 25 NEETs for their weekly bennies

You're welcome dolescum

Also:
>Pensions £964
>National debt interest: £399
>Overseas Aid: £90
>UK Contribution to EU Budget £83

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>they will keep my passport for 6 months or longer
>stuck in Northern Ireland for the time being
send help

>>68749818
tell them the truth for banter

odds on?

>>68750000

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*shines in your general direction*

passport is in norway lads

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>Uncle just topped himself this afternoon
>20 people in the house right now wailing and crying
>My cousin, who incidentally was the one who found his dad hanging, is throwing up all over the place

Ah yes suicide. Just don't desu.

>>68748650
Your blue suit could literally have worked in any scenario. You fucked up

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>tfw born in southern England

People are actually jealous

>>68750022
What did you apply for?

ronald mcdonald and obongo are both scumbags

>>68750022
come south :)

>>68750051
Ah yes, Occupy Democrats. The Breitbart of the left...

>>68750054

he's in a better place x

>>68750054
>implying we have 20 people who care enough about us to get upset

alright who's got my maroon 5 cd

>>68750051
>2/3 of republican voters don't approve of putin
>report the minority anyway
ah yes

more like marunt 5

>>68750114
We care about you x

>>68749915
>not wanting Jack

Fegit

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>he buys cds in 2016

>>68750153
i don't

just so you know

>>68750095
I'm sure this makes /pol/ feel better but really there's no left-wing outlet that is both as popular and as shitty as Breitbart

wireless internet causes cancer

>>68750153
You gonna come round my house and weep over my poison-filled corpse?

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wew

>>68750114
I would be upset if I knew a /brit/poster committed sudoku desu

I don't want to know how many have

>>68750054
How do you feel about it anon?

what are some hobbies for lonely people?

got no mates and don't really get on with anyone at work

London is definitely my favourite city in the world. I think there is so much positive energy here. I hear people saying 'Oh, London is not open', after Brexit especially, but I disagree. I think London is very, very open. You should look at other cities in the world and you will really feel the difference. I've done quite a lot of travelling for National Geographic, so I know. Here, I can walk up to anybody and ask them anything, without hesitation and without any fear of being treated badly for not being from here. I don't feel like an immigrant from India who has come here to study. I feel this is home. And I've felt like that from the day that I entered the UK, even though I came alone, it was a new city 8000 kilometres away from home, and I had to figure everything out on my own.

>>68750209
Yeah, Occupy Democrats is really a Facebook page and not considered by anybody real journalism...

>>68750267
exceptional post

Can't afford to do any xmas shopping until the 22nd

>>68750237
*saves to the Diddlyario folder*

>getting upset about people dying

oh give over you bloody woman

>>68750267
just listened to that thanks man

>>68750184
>he doesn't archive

>>68750300
same lmao

gave reddit a visit

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5iucxb/thousands_of_muslims_donate_10_tonnes_of_food_to/

shan't be going back

smoking a backwoods

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>>68750209

>>68750237
i am such a loser

>>68750281
That's the thing, there is no left-wing Breitbart. The alt-right just loves conspiracy theories

How come Southerners have no real identity?

mate crying to me on the phone about his girlfriend when i'm a hugless kissless virgin

good one mate

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>xmas shopping

>>68750244
Pretty gutted, he was a good man. Mind wasn't in the right place.

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alright lads x

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>>68750317
>(((London)))

dog ate my 4chan post

>>68750402
Future PM tbqh

>>68750366
Every "news" site in a left-wing Breitbart. Just look at the Independent declaring Hofer's loss with the phrase "2016 just got a little bit better."

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>ywn be a CEO and have a 9-figure net worth

ah yes, consulting in me for tech support then screaming at me when i can't fix the obviously bricked iphone

I think what the world needs is a radical centrist news site.

>>68750402
safe mate, what you saying

shit myself at work on friday

contemplating killing myself or at least never going back

>>68750471
>what is bbc news

>>68750209
>>68750095
>>68750051
>>68750348
>>68750281
>>68750366
ah yes, yanks talking about yank politics in a thread about the united kingdom

fuck off cunts nobody gives a shit about your third world country

The fucking state of people.

>Michael Sheen is so disturbed by the rise of far-right populism he is quitting acting to become an activist, and says he does not know if his relationship with Sarah Silverman will survive.

>He told The Times: “In the same way as the Nazis had to be stopped in Germany in the Thirties, this thing that is on the rise has to be stopped.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/michael-sheen-will-quit-acting-to-become-a-full-time-activist-a7481151.html

MOOOOODSSSS

>>68750510
>bbc news
>radical centrist

umm no sweetie xoxo

>>68750533
what did he mean by this

>>68750470
>Somebody asks you to fix their broken technology that was unuseable
>Break it completely
>'Oh my god you've really fucked it up now' and then hints at you that you're somehw at fault

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>BIG BLACK COCK NEWS
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>68750080
Residency certificate. I wanted to apply for citizenship but they changed rules and now I need this first.
>>68750093
Thanks, but I like it up here.

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Where does he go from here?
>BBC3 show
>TV adverts for nandos

>>68750522
ah yes

Gf coming over tonight

>>68750581
bbc3 will kill him like they did with rs

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really thinking

>>68750471
www.economist.com/

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>>68750482

in a shite mood due to >>68750470

how are u x

>>68750581

he's said he hates attention and people coming up to take pictures with him, doubt he'd sell out

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>>68750581
Why do all black people in the UK sound so weird?

>>68750601
tesco really made me think

>>68750601
not sure i like what this is implying

i will never party with a bunch of hot lesbian Russian women

>>68750581
back into obscurity

wings n dat

>>68750537
>(((Silverman)))

So he's dumping a Jew to fight a Nazi

What is going on

*forms a government*

Just found out that if your teeth get knocked out and you pick them up within 20 minutes then you can push them back in and hold them there for a while and the roots will regrow

The teeth have to be clean and you can't touch the roots

>>68750621
not too bad mate, still hanging like a little bitch from last night, got outrageously drunk

>>68750647
the underclass voted for brexit

>>68750621
does gassed mean happy or sad

>>68750579
>Residency certificate

Fuck off back to Ghana Joseph Goodwill Prince Jesus

>>68748998
>used to work in a pub
>mainly old regulars
>occasionally fit bird wearing this dress shows up

I had to stop myself from visibly shaking and looking down as I served her, fucking hell

Customer service is a cruel mistress

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This is Running on Empty: Food Review

>>68750654
he's moving back to Wales so maybe she doesn't want to go there

why don't white americans have accents anymore? grew up watching shows where they all had proper New York/Boston accents and loved every obnoxious moment of it. now they all just seem to have that bland default 'Friends' accent

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>>68750601
>Lidl
>52/48

http://www.ravishly.com/2016/03/16/please-stop-calling-my-child-little-man

wise words

>>68750679
>underclass
LITERALLY a tory meme

>almost a third of a billion
hmm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interchange_(de_Kooning)

>>68750724
Radio/TV causing people to speak the same.

>>68750702
hyped up, excited, in anticipation of your meal due to the perceived size of the chips within it

>>68748998
>STOP LOOKING AT MY BODY AND OBJECTIFYING ME!! UMM HELLOOOOO? I HAVE A BRAIN TOO

>>68750737
yes, the tories destroyed the working class and created the underclass

>>68750724
Mass communication and media has led to the leveling of many accents here.

just in case one of you has any experience in this field
>>68750706
>>68750706
>>68750706

>>68750723
>he's moving back to Wales

What do you mean "back to"

>>68750702
neither of the above

>>68750724
The same is happening across the UK

People are losing dialects, phrases, accents etc and are gradually shifting towards South/London speak due to TV/Radio, etc

just got back from playing crazy golf with the gf lads

love her to bits :)

>>68750702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXqhsAhBWc

rest in peace you're dead slow wile out and get low this one here goes straight to your dome

>>68750601
redpill me on British groceries lads

>>68750831
it's all shit

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>>68749063

>>68750831
it's all shit

>>68750772
he's moving back to wales

>>68750724
>proper New York and Boston accent

That doesn't exist.

What youre thinking of is called the mid-Atlantic accent, and was common in the mid-late 1800s among the upper class New York. It naturally went away, but was unnaturally used on television up until around the 1950s


there are still schools that teach it

>>68750831
asda = walmart
waitrose = publix

that's all i know about yank supermarkets

>>68749105
B O T A N I C
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https://rabb.it/haydy

choons and match of the day when it comes on x

who /savesunopenedgiftsfromlastyearandgivesthemoutthefollowingyear/ here?

>>68750867
When the fuck did he ever live in wales?

pengest munch

>>68750770
>posting in /cum/ before coming to the lads on /brit/
snakey movement :snake:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwD0mftYdxQ

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it's raining lads

>>68750917
The owner of this chat is half white half 'asian'

http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/op-ed/article101484852.html

>>68750787
trus, it's a madness

>>68750831
Waitrose: posh twats, overpriced tat (granted it is slightly nicer but not worth it)
Tesco: the radical centrist option, cheap but you get what you pay for. A british classic
Iceland: Frozen food, self-explanatory, makes the icelandic government very angry
Lidl/Aldi: Super cheap german efficiency, has rip-off brands (like walkers) at half the price and only slightly more shit. My personal favourites
m&s: budget waitrose, for people who like to pretend their posh but aren't really
Sainsburys: see m&s but slightly better quality
Co-op: see Tesco but slightly better/more expensive

>>68748772
yeah they were all utter bellends when I went too

I wasn't even abnormie but since my uni was more middle-upper middle class than anything else and its a skiing holiday at least 90% of the people who end up going end up as the worst kind of dickhead

>>68750871
Interestingly enough, upper-class accents on the East Coast in the 19th century and really up until WW2 based themselves on Received Pronunciation since they had ports that were connected to Britain. The Midwest, being inland and without such ports, had no such influence, and post-Civil War and especially post-WW2, as the power shifted westward within the country it was the Midwestern/Western accent that ultimately became General American.

hmm seems this hayd bloke is trying to establish himself as a personality of some sort

>>68750980
>British people and hip hop

just stop making fools of yourself. Please. its like water and oil.

>>68750963
i thought the yanks would be best since they all will be speaking spanish in 5 years time anyway, a wall won't help since they're already in

>>68751025
haha
funny

I told my dad that trump got elected and he was like "I don't give a shit about yank politics"

haha funny that isn't it?

>>68750890
my understanding was Tesco = Walmart and Waitrose = posh

I don't know about Publix myself because it's a Southern thing and supermarkets are very regional over here

Is Waitrose really the peak UK supermarket? I always thought it was M&S

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should I bother getting in the shower lads?

not sure I can be fucked. I don't particularly need one but I usually after tea desu

any wakefield man in?

>>68750980
ooga booga ooga booga

>>68751025
genius

>>68751070
Wakefieldlad is out sucking the D tonight

>>68751067
the best supermarket is actually morrisons

>>68749329
then why did they issue a fatwa against pokemon
you mongo

anything that remotely references evolution is generally banned in the muslim world

>>68751063
nah tesco is the superior choice

asda is owned by walmart i do believe, it's scummy and shit

get yourself a sub from publix lad, they were my lunch when i was in florida

>>68751033
he's being ironic

i think

>>68751070
yeah

Do not reply to this post.

>68751152
ok *doesn't reply to that post*

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rate the google search boys

>>68751033
*adds a surfactant so the oil and water mix*

heh, better luck next time kiddo...

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