>he isn't named after a great king explain yourselves

>>68746453
My names not boring as shit.

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>Statue d'Alfred le Grand à Winchester

>>68746453
>>he isn't named after a great king
But I am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great

I am.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_the_Great

>>68747315
>Australians name their children after brown people
Really Makes You Think

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>>68746453
Oh, but I am :^)

>>68747398
>brown
He was a super white Macedonian king

Rather have that than be named after a Germanic Frog

>>68748196
>germanic frogs

but we're germanic

If your name isn't biblical you're not really White

I am named for your future king, the 5th of his name

>>68748239
>if you aren't named based on a book written by sandniggers you aren't white

What did he mean by this?

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>he isn't named after the roman dictator who cucked his ancestors

>>68748229
You have a cancerous latin language and you've spread that cancer to England

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>he isnt named after a GOD

A welsh god is still a god after all

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I'm named after the King of kings

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>>68748974
Is it though?

Because kings are males and I am a girl

Who /Richard/ here?

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>>68748974
Shaun?

>>68749213
Are you named after a queen?
Also show cooter or give it a scooter

>>68749277
>saying your name on 4chan
>giving a hint about your name on 4chan

>>68749213
Post femenine penis pls

>>68746453
I am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_of_Portugal

>tfw called Marko

>tfw named after every other plebeian in Rome

end me

hrothgar

>>68746453
King John was a good king... right?

>>68748974
wyngylllhyessssalllynnnnnnnnfg?

>>68749384
I didn't tell you to post your name I told you to post your cooter.
Two very different things

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he didn't exist tho :-D

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>>68749708

>>68746453
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_of_Kiev

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_E._King I am

Named like the first Catholic king of Hungary.

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>>68749213
are you the female italian poster with schizophrenia?

>>68746453
>alfred

Are you fucking 50 years old or something? What a nerd lmao

>>68749213
pls be in london

>>68750201
Alfred is a patrician name

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>>68750201
Alfred is a good name. Stop bullying.

>>68750342
>>68750392
It is a good name wish it was more popular tbqh.

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>>68750173
Schizoid, not schizophrenic.

>>68750264
>Classic viking who go to London searching for girls

Ryan means little king in Irish so maybe it was a king

I'm named after a berry. A fucking berry. A FUCKING FRUIT.

>>68750392
AY ALFREDO PUT ON THE PASTA WADDER BASTA!

Named after the one and only, Alberto Barbossa.

I
WUZ

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>>68750547
>Schizoid, not schizophrenic.
My bad.
Good to see you're still alive.

>>68750631
maybe it's referring to the size of your penis

>>68746453
>tfw am

It just reminds me more of how much of a peasant I am. fucking OP.

>>68746453
I'm named after Polish king

>>68746453
>tfw named Jack
>tfw from Dublin
my parents couldn't have made me more of a west brit if they tried

>>68750742
It's not a deadly disease

>>68750547
Gotta follow traditions, of course.

>Not being named after a saint
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

>>68751085
Embrace your Anglo heritage, my British brother.

>>68746453
>He isn't named after a country

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Of course

>>68746453
I'm named after the founder of modern Croatian nationalism.

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but I am

>>68750700
Shut up, Akhmed.

>>68749213
>I'm a girl xD

>>68747315
Same.

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>>68746453
>Being named after a King
>Not being named after a Kang
weaksauce, OP.

Ther must have been a king named Benjamin, right?

>>68753337
of course

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_E._King

>>68746453
>wasn't named after the most successful Jew
HHH KLLYRSLF

>>68750122
>be Mexican
>be called Istvan

You get bullied a lot?

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Nigga I was named after the king of kings

>>68753736
>jew names

>>68747315
I'm naming my first son if I have one after Alexander.

>>68754205
Thanks anon :)

>>68751145
it kills you inside

>>68754431
not fast enough if you can ride the tiger

>>68753574
That's not him, meant St. Stephen, but in Spanish

>>68757887
>>68753574
Wait, just checked, yes him.
Knew him as Stephen, Esteban in Spanish

Named after God himself, senpai.

>>68757931
Can you guys name yourselves Allah? Isn't that haram?

>>68758004
My family aren't Muslim and the UK isn't culturally Muslim either so I'm not actually named after any kind of Islamic interpretation of God.

>>68746453
Being named after both swedish greatest king and Finnish Field Marshall Mannerheim

Suck it

>>68758138
Gustav Emil?
Or who is considered greatest?
Karl Emil?

>>68758172
It's Emil Gustav. All our great kings has been named gustav for some reason,

Gustav Vasa
Gustav II Adolf
Gustav III

>>68746453

I'm named after Jacob, the King of Jews.

According to the Bible this dude tricked his father and cheated his older brother out of inheritance because he wanted to fugg his cousin and the only way to fugg his cousins would be to purchase them from his uncle. And so on. Indeed the greatest Jew of all time.

>>68746453
God is my judge faggot, fite me.

>>68759714
arrogant twat, god favours no one in particular and we all judge you - post kuruminha to redeem yourself

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>>68759891
>god favours no one in particular
Ay lmao. You are speaking to Daniel here. I dare you to sleep in the lion's den and survive. Then you can tell me God favours no one in particular.

>>68753389
very funny pasta gobbler

But I am

If you are refering to having "the great" as a title, I actually am.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_the_Great