Culture Pals - /cp/

old thread
>>68709529

Thanks for prepping the thread for us, Sven.

>Mfw could've had a Spanish MILF this summer
I really want a Spanish MILF

what a nice thread kalmarian friend

>>68740717
please tell me you didn't

>>68744102
whats your problem? they dont store ips

>>68744044
I know

>>68744159
>They don't store IPs so it's safe
Is this some sort of meme?

>>68744203
for fucks sake it is safe.

>>68744203
tell me why it's not safe because I actually believe you're not shitposting

>>68743895
Why didnt you?

>>68744203
You can literally (literally) read python like plaintext. It's open source and not an object.

>>68744398

I was too drunk and meeting up with some anons

>>68744420
Greentext it pal

dead desu

>>68744184
You just should have changed the edition's name tbqh, but at least the Dutch girl didn't fuck it by creating an edition herself

>>68744566

>Had a feer beers
>realize this older qt bartender was coming on to me, always asked how the food and drinks were, stroking my shoulder and stuff
>Was too drunk to do anything since I wanted to meet up with some anons anyway

The only downside was she spoke no English so it's not like I could've asked her some stuff and I was nervous and spoke French instead.

Oh well, I continuously get flirted with by a woman who's village I go too every summer, might try and fuck her this year.

/cp/ is kill

Why has /cp/ been so fucking dead this weekend? Come on. I went and played EVE Online rather than waiting for people to reply today.

>>68744709
>realize this older qt bartender was coming on to me, always asked how the food and drinks were, stroking my shoulder and stuff
No, she's just doing that to get better tips.

>>68744789
They don't tip in Yurope though.

>>68744764
I lurk here mostly while posting in discord

>>68744962
>tfw it's so ingrained into me that I'd probably accidentally tip at the end of a meal there if I wasn't directly thinking about it
Delete tipping culture now.

>>68744962

So was she coming onto me or not

>>68744667
Woah rude .-.
Cant we be friends brazil-kun? >.>
.-. You live in a bad country too and you probably have HIV too so we have lots in common (*´꒳`*)

.-. But why do people report my nudes always?

>>68744997
POST DISCORD

That Kurd girl who gave me her email yesterday never responded to me. Oh well, probably just busy and I didn't invest enough time in her to worry about it too much anyway.

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I drew something for my pal :3
(*´꒳`*) ._. I can draw you too if you want to
<.< just be interesting (>人<;)
>>68745143
(>人<;)
Dont ever do that
(*´Д｀*) its bad for your soul
._. She probably is desu
Me too I am less busy on interwebs and more busy irl >.>
(*´꒳`*) you should do too
Life is too precious and you're worth every inch of it
._.

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Once you've reached a certain level of obnoxiousness, you can no longer take advantage of being a women to bribe people into liking you with nudes.

Reported posts can get banned, and people who get banned post less unless they evade (which would be incredibly obvious in this case).

People like this should fuck off and/or make an effort to be less obnoxious.

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>tfw HIV thrives here

I recall German/Dutch girls on this site being undesireable, still the case?

seriously what the fuck is this thread

>>68745394
MAGYAR CIGÁNY

>>68745394
kurva anyátok

>>68745394
post nudes

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why are swedes so autistic? srly there have been so many swedes in cp threads over the years and all og them were mentally ill

>>68745492
>Polen

>>68745318
._. Ic
<.< (*´꒳`*) you know what ill think thoroughly about what you just said
._. How can I be less obnoxious?

>>68745492
B-but both Kalmar-kun and Stockholm-kun are not autistic senpai.

>>68745492
>polack
KURWA :D

>>68745593
Actually I am a diagnosed assburger.

>>68745593
>that guy posting pics of his jaw everyday for months
>that guy blogposting for weeks about some girl he once saw on the train or something

>>68745698
jebana kurwa ja pierdolil

>>68745593
>>68745633
I'm not

>>68745633
Stockholm-kun or Kalmar-kun now?

>>68745725
GET THE FUCKING FLAGS

>>68745496
@_@ stob it

>tfw when went full feels after drinking
the fuck, alcohol is supposed to help

>>68745735
Nooooooooo (>人<;) this one hurt me the most
;______;
.-. Next time you should post the caps gradually from less painful to most painful
.-. That will get me desu <.< I really love iraq-kun a lot @_@

>>68745803
>russia
>feels
how did that happen? everyone is a robot from what i saw in piter

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>>68745490
I have no nudes
I hope this will suffice

>>68745138
it's closed lmao and I don't have the power to change that

and besides if any more people joined it'd probably be too much posting at once

>>68745725
Stockholm of course

But get the flags mate

>>68745870
Dunno, I am not from pider originally, but I study here. Also, russians act like robots most of the time, so there is that.

>>68745921
nice tits

>>68746046
thx pal

>How can I be less obnoxious?
Stop using emoticons and early 00s chat slang like Ic.

You don't need to respond to every post in the thread.

Don't use the thread to be a whore, you must have other methods of communication so use those.

Fucking lurk moar and observe what other anons do that you don't.

>>68745537
just post your nudes on imgur or some other board here and link it here

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>>68746070
>seriously answering her questions
>mfw

>>68746090
>>68745537
this, where is the asshole pics you said you were going to take?

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Was I wrong to think this guy is gay?

>>68746117
are you a chick by any chance?

must ask

>>68746171
N-no.

>>68745976
>I study here
jelly, this place is one huge fuck fest, russian higher middle class girl are so sexy with depression on their faces

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>>68746192
Too bad.

>>68746152
well he goes by the name adonis
i think its obvious

>>68746219
Not like I am taking any advantage of that.

>>68746152
He also sent me one

>>68746325
are you a virgin?

>>68746433
yes.

>>68746463
are you hideous or just very autistic?

Oic (>人<;)
.____. I dont respond or post that much in cp at all though .-.
<.<
.___. I think they are doing exactly the same as me?
<.< i say exactly bc im even planning to make a korean fake when I have time loooooooooooool
I'm lurking A LOT, bc im creating a pastebin and add all the regulars (*´꒳`*)
With the extra flags when i get on my computer it will be easier tho (*´Д｀*)
.-. 2bh I don't ever ban evade >.>
<.< i wouldn't know how to

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>>68746152
He sent me the exact same message few days ago

>>68746514
Russia is awesome. I'm fucking glad I moved here.

>>68746514
Neither, just do not see any point in trying to lose it, feels too empty.

>>68746592
HAH, ask him if he wears pink shirt and post results, I am betting he will block you right away.

Talking to this girl who messaged me first, she gives really short responses and said she is really shy.
Then
>me: What about you, who are you?
>I am girl.

>>68746567
theres only one person in that pastebin

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>>68746638
Fizkult privet, comrade. I will also move there as soon as I find the love of my life, my Russian QT on Interpals who is only waiting for me to save her from the cold loneliness of Siberia.

>>68746739
>assuming she's a girl before asking
that's not very progressive of you

>>68746694
>ask him if he wears pink shirt and post results
"no"

>>68746567
Would that be the new sperg squad? Or better, the hiv squad?

>>68746567
>I'm lurking A LOT, bc im creating a pastebin and add all the regulars (*´꒳`*)

Why do you need a pastebin with all the regulars ?

>>68747137
because HIV

A Polish qt asked me who all my friends (that means you) are... What should I tell her?

>>68747356
jebana kurwa ja pierdolel

>>68746750
._. Well bc it's not finished yet >.> on my notepad there's a lot more
@_@ (*´꒳`*)
>>68747046
.-. Well ill add everyone even those who h8 me desu >.>
>>68747137
:3 it just makes cp hella more cozy and then you can forever remember the regulars
(*´Д｀*)

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>>68747444
Nice deejits.

>>68747444
pls stop with the emoticons, ffs
>>68747671
>tfw hiv takes triple

>>68747426
I told her that you were a male prostitute from St. Petersburg and that we have a jazz club that meets weekly through Skype together with 10 of the other anons.

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=624325250209116160&uid=582972493409906688&aid=5502113

>>68747754
why did you tell her? i thought that this is between us, noritsm.

>>68747825
are you a virgin, pedro?

>profile with no picture
>russian girls still view it
the fuck is wrong with them?

>>68747891
i was talking about the comment. no, im not virgin

Iran is so fucking retarded, Jesus.

>Iranian friend telling me she was at a "party" with her friends to celebrate a birthday
>shows pictures of everyone just sitting next to each other all serious and without any drinks or stuff, as if it was a business meeting
>Tells me if they did that at someone's home people could think they are having a real party and could call the police
>dancing with someone when you are'nt married is a crime too.

>>68748019
too bad, i like them pure

>>68748258
that is so sweet

>>68748258
im not an homosexual

>>68747894
why dont you have a pic tho?

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>>68748198
>not trying to be like sodom and gommorah is retarded
you fucking degenerate

>no girls allowed??!?! you liar! what about this awful girl showing her dissgusting tongue on her profile photo?!?! im 100% sure she is on this club.

Girls feel intimidated by LisaDK apparently, no wonder considering how hot and confident she is :3

>>68748358
Dunno, should probably take a good one, but too bored to even do that.

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top kek


t. sd voter

>>68748258
>>68747891
who this?

are you the one who posted my pic here a few weeks ago?

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>>68748530
yeah

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>>68748414
what matters is what you are, not what you look like

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>>68748529
She has no idea ;)

>>68748626
Well, if you say so.

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>>68748626
>that gif

>>68748601
how devilish

How did you even come across that pic? Are you lurking around on discord or what?

>>68748770
there's so much more to it

I have run out of clothes to NEET around in and threw on some pajamas from when I was a wee kid.

I have a berry nice bulge it turns out, just thought I'd share

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>>68749053
Elaborate pls ?

>qt thinks Finland is scandinavian
what a fucking idiot

>>68749172
be patient

>>68747444
Well give us a picture of the notepad.
Preferably above or below your tits.


Am I a regular yet ?

>>68749388
why do you want to see her boobies? U sucky sucky you get the HIV. Not a turnoff for you?

>>68749343
I need some clarity about your gender though

are you a chick?

I'm fairly sure I know who you are, if you're a gal

>>68749438
Stupid logic to be honest.

I can't fuck Scarlett Johansson either, doesn't mean I don't want to look at her tits.

I expected no less from an american though :)

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it really is easy when you're good looking

>>68749536
nice you got me good can I kiss your feet now

>>68749438
Knowing someone has HIV kinda turns me on desu

>>68749698
fucking bug chasers

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>>68745133
>You live in a bad country too and you probably have HIV too
"no", pic related.

>why do people report my nudes always?
I never reported any, but maybe because that's a blue board????

>>68749695
Actually senpai.
Yes.

You need to pay for bombing us.

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Qt has fucked up family and will be alone with Christmas
Qt was suicidal in the past
Qt is already engaged to a greencard provider in the US (at least he's only a few years older than her and same ethnicity)
If I ask for nudes she will kill herself probably later on
If I leave her now she will kill herself probably
I genuinely feel sorry for her, but I can't really care about some third world pseudo orphan desu

>>68749783
triggers me how no one here seems alarmed by this

>>68749895
Ask for lewds, easy af man

>>68749783

>tfw part of <0.1 masterrace
>tfw 0.5-1.0 dirty HIV american telling me how to not get it

Feels good man.

>>68745133
Because your cunt looks like a horse's cunt, no one wants to see that. Almost made me gay(er).

>>68749931
I mean, at least your country probably does not completely ignore the fact, instead of giving out clean syringes etc.

>>68750056
Why is she still not banned? I was banned on sci for posting one pixelated nude image .

The guy who posted his dick here also wasnt banned even after the second time

quickly tl;dr me on roach girls, how do i deploy?

>>68749492
It's a guy that has been catfishing you Joao

>>68750148
I haven't been talking to poles.

>>68750141
Talk about how you want a serious relationship and ask her if it is true that the Quuran encourages sexi time between a husband and his wife.
>>68750137
I guess the mods like tits and sharpies in pooper?

Really want an older qt, I find them charming.

>>68750170
>implying he can't pretend to be some other nationality

>>68750056
>Because your cunt looks like a horse's cunt, no one wants to see that. Almost made me gay(er).

wait, that was already posted? I doubt it could be as bad as Hope Solo.

https://youtu.be/AClnjotH8Yc
why are slavs mental? how can us boring westerners compete with slav men?

I have found the elusive qt Nazi:
/agatakristi

>>68750429
With money :D

>>68750609
i never understood, is she fake or what? didnt she have a lithuanian profile?

>>68750749
Latvian and Russian profile.

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>>68751035
are you nortism? what's wrong?

>>68751149
What's wrong?
>tfw no polish gf
>tfw no nazi gf
>tfw no heroin addict dalmatian gf
>tfw no fake profile gf

What about you friendo?

>>68751313
Salko...

>>68751463
Winnie...

>>68751313
>tfw when no neue-hipster yuuro qt
https://www.instagram.com/x.lisa_elisa/

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>>68751463

>>68751881
t. coolnun

>>68751605
Bruno...

>>68751313

>tfw no heroin addict dalmatian gf

kek

Split qt addicts, best addicts.

>>68752054
>>68751881
>>68751605
The lads....

>>68752069
I-is it possible to get one super-qt? I mean a Split qt heroin addict who is also a neo-nazi but tall and pretty like the Serb qts? :3

>>68752107
LADS LADS LADS
https://youtu.be/kQ9EHL7ZM8Y

>>68752054
Canadanon...

>>68752299
Sorry, wrong link ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://youtu.be/57PlVm7hALA

>>68752352
This was EXTREMELY hard to watch.

Good thing he's just acting.

>>68752568
No he isn't

The Ukrainian and Russian qts that move to Israel are the best.

>>68752241
Tina Katanić

Although I don't know from what city she is.

She's a croat, so she's a nazi, and she got taped fucked by 3 guys on some drugs and she's a model

Sounds like a perfect girl for you :)

>>68752568
For you

>>68752777
Yeah, I like this one! She better not be tapping Turks though or I will declare her for DEGENERATE in a second. Thanks to you I also found a video of Fancy Nancy, brb... I have to not wash my hands

Also check'd

Unpopular opinion time

I think Slav girls are overrated

/marriella99 have any of you spoken to her before?

>>68753186
Don't we all? At least for me the traditional Slav girls (Poland Ukraine, Russia) are just a meme.

>>68753272
She's Filipino so 99% chance she's a greencard hunter.

Popular opinion: Turk qts are the best qts

TRUST me

>>68753325
>traditional girls are just a meme.
ftfy

>>68753391
>girls are just a meme
ftfy

>>68753325
Honestly, I find most of them to be not that much better than American girls.

>>68753369
I don't mind if she's a greencard hunter because I'm sure I can get something out of her first

>>68753370
Do you mean the non-hijab wearing ones?

>>68753537
Are you afraid of a piece of fabric?! It's almost 2017 you bigot.

>>68753537
Both of them are actually ok. The hijab wearing ones are nice to talk to as long as the conversation stays away from religion, but don't expect anything more than friendship out of them. But like others have said, if you're not careful Turkish girls are crazy.

>>68753186
they look good but I have a hard time trusting them

>>68753272
>>68753369
>>68753532
Daily reminder that flips are the worst and should be genocided

>>68754074
tbf, we are the worst and should be genocided

>>68754118
Maybe but flips deserved to be gassed along with the muzzies and blacks desu

>>68754074
They are definitely the worst. In my city, all the fast food places are owned by them. They fuck up my order every time. At one point they even forgot to put meat on my burger for fucks sake.

>tfw never seen a filipino
>tfw never seen a black guy
>tfw never seen a muslim

Only need to get rid of gypsies now :)

>>68754488
checked
I used to live all around them and the town I lived in back home was majority flip and I grew to hate them with a passion. Plus their language is absolutely disgusting.
>>68754557
You're lucky

>>68754212
gas danskjävlar too
t. a swede

>>68754708
What's wrong with Danes?

>>68749895
Where from?
>>68750141
Don't they're insane and not worth the effort.
>>68750349
Message older girls then
>>68752069
Where I used to live (North Somerset Coast) pretty much everyone was on heroin. If you find qts in seaside towns in the UK chances are they'll either have tried or be fairly open to heroin.
>>68754557
Gypsies are the worst of those desu. Black girls and hijabs can be hot af but gypsies are always disgusting

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sigh

>>68754835
Nothing, I just LARPed as a Swede.

BTW who the fuck are all these fucking spergs? Are they /ourguys/? Are they fakes? Are they remnants of the past? Are they form the /cp/ threads that was on r9k (or was it soc)? Or do they just have too many autisms?
/Goog_Le_Maps
/Vodkah
/GenericWhiteGuy
/SBriners
/poquepoque
/Matevz
/asiaanmaan
/LaneGirl
/Starks
/Artem69
/Gavriell
/AdeleGregory
/nauroPL
/Ender85
/CaptainTingo

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>>68755422
>tfw not on this list

>>68755512
tbf I think most of them aren't from the thread, but they all seem to be ebin mene arrow nazi people... So I was wondering where the fuck they are from. One of the Brazilians that's in the thread talks to some of them though, so I dunno what's going on.

>>68755585
Post ukrainan tits pls

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>>68755585

>>68755422

All me.

>>68755585
Did you ever post the videos?

>>68755422
All me desu

>make a new account 2 months ago
>get a flood of messages within the first week
>too autistic to make any conversation really last longer than a few days
>stop getting messages from new people about 2 weeks after making the account
where did it all go so wrong

>>68755422
>He doesn't know about based Nauro
kek newfag

>>68756523
nice pic :)

>>68755890
>>68756294
Are you also each other?!
>>68756523
I'm listening buddy

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She's on to me, what do???

>>68756808
tell her that you'll colonize her

>>68756804
Nauro is just an autistic polak who used to be a /cp/ meme months ago because of commenting "nice pic :)" on dozens of girls on Interpals.
And no, he's definitely not from here, he's just your average autistic polak.

I have no idea about all the others on your list, though.

>>68756107
http://i.imgur.com/S5YfBLU.jpg

I posted her a long time ago. Because she was turkish, many turkish guys on this board were angry at me haha

>>68758022
What's the secret to getting girls to do this for me?

>>68758022
i never understood, how do they get naked on cam if you dont show yourself?

>>68758639
In sales we have a slogan
"sell a man his dreams and he'll give you his future "

boys am so tired, tell me a funny joke

>>68758817
>tell me a funny joke
Your life :^)

>>68759077
hahahahhahha my life's so awesome, it feels so good, hahah and funny thank you poor third worlder thank you and your stinky mom / goat

hello..
thank u for visit my profile..

what did she mean by this?

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>put banepost on profile
>get this

lol wut

>>68759166
>>68759166
it means she wants your tiny micropenis cuz you white and she is probably thai and copy pastes that message along with you are handsome to every man

>>68759156
Sure it is bud and I'm not a poor thirdworlder

>>68759380
im not giving you money, back off

>>68759469
pls gibe money

who wants to fight for my love

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>mfw the 5 last messages I sent were "DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER" to strayan girls
thes pockop lie hase potensiul

>>68759301
profile ?
same, a portuguese told me "that bane looks pretty cute"
to which I responded, of course, by "For you"
but she didn't play along after that

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>>68759970
Are you QT?

>>68760093
im the qtest of them all :^)

Has any of you lads actually made a friend here?

I've been here for about 17 months and nothing really lasts.

>>68760238
I've made 22 in 5 days :3

>>68760238
i almost did but I stopped responding for some reason and she got fed up

>>68760267
23, just got a new Indian friend :)

>>68760238
>>68760267

No I meant like real friends (no homo) that you can comfortably speak to, male or female. Not macking on qts and stuff.

>>68760238
i have had friends that lasted years

>>68760238
tons
and have a qt i like heckin loads right now

Your profile caught my eye, thanks for viewing mine. But what struck me most was our similar interests in art, history, travel and culture. I think I would enjoy writing with you but your settings don't allow me to message you so please feel free to write me if you like.

>>68760238
I did a few really nice friends, probably around 5 real friends.

lads, this koreaboo shit is just a fad, right? It's not anywhere near as big in real life as it is online, right? all these girls are gonna grow up and become regular decent people, right???

>>68760322

Should I delete my profile if I'm a girl and only want friends

>>68760298
22, probably 23 as the Indian guy seems like such an awesome lad thus far.

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Oh wow, you aspies STILL don't have a gf? L M A O

>>68760354
I've never met a koreaboo in real life. I've met girls who listen to k-pop in real life, but none who are actually full on koreaboo.

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>>68760434
I'm in a good mood tonight and I can be your friend with no intentions of making you my qt :)

>>68760434
no you should just be aware that if you're halfway attractive people are gonna wanna make you their qt, and plan your time on interpals accordingly. not much to really do about it, friendo

send me a message though, im trustmeimwhite

>>68760434
post profile gal :)

>>68760480
How many qts do you have? Are they all going fine?

>>68760483
I don't know. I get a lot of messages from North Africans and Turks but I never talk to them because they scare me.
I just want a good conversation t.t

>>68760597
that's some really subtle banter
i see it tho

kys

that's really what i want at this point too though, but you seem like you're just seeking attention and calling attention to your femaleness oh well so sorry

>>68760622

I didn't even know that you were N.A. or Turk. I'm sorry if it hurt your feelings. Thank you for offering your profile.

It was a general question. Plus, I'm sure there are other females on this thread. I'm sorry you have such a negative view on women. I understand it though.

>>68760727
im neither of those things but nevermind

i dont think the second part is meant for me so you should reply PROPERLY or make it more clear ugh.

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>>68760597
I have two. A Polish qt who lives 30 minutes away from me and a Turk I've spoken to for 367 days today... In addition some old qts messages me from time to time, so l can juts be yoru man child beta frniend if you want :3

>>68760752

It's ok. I understand.

>>68760776
no you dont, stfu

>>68760760

Honest talk.
What do you hope to achieve through all this?
Are you looking for just flirting, irl hookups, gfs, or marriage?

>>68760862
With my qts?

>>68760895
Yeah

>>68760862
marriage :3

I can't seem to get any qts to talk to me for more than a couple days. How am I supposed to keep these conversations going?

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>>68760911
i bet you're ugly as SHIT

>>68761053

dang
I just got negged
xd

>>68761091
holy fuckin shit now its confirmed

you wish those dweebs would try that stuff with you so you could get any male attention

no wonder you know such terms

why don't you kill yourself and livestream it you disgusting waste of life?

>>68761025

Ask random questions about herself that isn't too intrusive. Like are you a cat or dog person? Or whatever in relation to what you were talking about before.

>>68760597
>I get a lot of messages from North Africans and Turks
Those kind of guys send the very same messages to everyone. If you try creating a profile using the pics of an average looking girls, once you upload the pics it literally takes seconds to them message you.

Try making your profile interesting, make it clear what you want and all your hobbies, also try to have some sort of light humour on your profile or whatever so you can attract messages from more interesting people and such

>>68761131
well not everyone can be as qt as me burgerboy

>>68761182
prove ura qt then im not buying it so sorry senpaitachi

also you're gay

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>qt says she likes photography
>ask her what camera and stuff she uses
>"lol I just use my phone"

>>68761131
Again, I'm sorry you have such a negative view on women. I understand.

>>68761232
i don't get why you think i have a negative view on women?? it's just you!!! stop using an entire gender as a shield for your shit behavior, sexist

>>68760911
Well, I just like talking to a bunch of girls to find one who suits me... And as I am socially awkward it feels better to take it slow in the beginning and meeting them under a different context than dating. Texting for a while also makes it easier to "make" the girl like you, as they sometimes crush on you if they like talking to you, and then you can meet them without being a nervous shit.

The two I am talking to now are really pretty, not sluts and they accept that I am pol... I have also hung around the Pole a lot in person, and she is both nicer and more chill than the Norwegian slags I meet afk. I could definitely see myself in a serious relationship with her and luckily she is planning to stay here for two more years regardless of me.

The Turk is funnier (with bigger boobs), but I haven't met her so that isn't really serious even if she likes me and I like her.

*tips*

>>68761208
me : mirror mirror on the wall
who is the qtest
mirror : its you honey, you are the qtest
me: aww mirror i love you
mirror: i love you too :)

>>68761295
first of all, CUNT
it's "magic mirror on the wall"

second of all you PIECE OF SHIT
that makes you an ugly, wannabe witch like i already know you are

third of all
WHY HAVE YOU NOT KILLED YOURSELF YET?

>>68761319
i will kill you fat motherfucker, go fuck your cat

>>68761341
i'm severely underweight and i don't appreciate the light you're making of my unhealthy condition, how about you kill yourself?

yeah that's so sexist ... he has np with women wtf no way :^)

>>68761319
U-G-L-Y you aint go no alibi, you UGLY, yea yea, you UGLY bitch

>>68761319
>>68761295
samefag desu

these threads have gotten even worse since I left

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>>68761368
no we just love each other this much

>>68761175
Yeah, that's true. They'll message anyone with a pink username.
I think I prefer to send messages now since all I get are spams of "hi" or "teach me English".

>>68761289
I see. It's a nice plan you're practicing. I hope the best for you and your qts :).

>>68761319
That's another anon.

>>68761386
t. attention whoring """""""oldfag"""""""""

I'll give you your (you) though. Hi :3

>>68761360
he imagines he is skinny hahahahha
eat lard motherfucker, eat dog shit , smear it on your burger and stuff your face with dog shit you smelly fag

>>68761424
yeah you use the word 'anon' to create this sense of camaraderie youre so envious innately comes in men

you dont have any female friends, which is why you throw your gender under the bus all the time

youre so fucking annoying please just leave

>>68761424
>>68761289
>having more than one qt
you disgust me

>>68761403
you love me? i would never take your slimy stinky ass fag monster

>>68761501
i already have a qt a million times better than whatever you are, freak

go away now

>>68761454
Do you suck yellow dick like all the French girls on interpals?

>>68761424
Just block Turkey and the other spam countries, don't waste your time.

Most guys on Interpals don't get many messages so if you message them first it's almost certain you will get a reply.

>>68761528
he imagines his fatass would ever get girls
fatass fatass, why you so ugly

>>68761574
my profile has a picture of a girl smooching me so kys >:c

>>68761596
KILL YOURSELF UGLY
I get more bitches than you
your mom doesnt count

>>68761624
leave thread its not meant for girls, youve lost your novelty

When I take the initiative with european men they act weird and answer in monosyllables wtf

>>68761431
>implying I said anything about being an oldfag
i meant when I left last night :^)
heres your (You)

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Should I let the leaves out of the jail to change the state of this thread now?

>>68761669
Yes, please we need some leaves

>>68761644
you wank to men LOL

>>68761660
take the initiative with me, i'd love to have a nice conversation with you:):)

everyone bully the wanker if you arent fags like him

>>68761705
you wank to this conversation youre so lonely, kys you sad female

>>68761665
Thanks! Here's your complementary insult:
Your family's lutefisk isn't properly salted, faggot.

>>68761738
>>68761665
btfo

Oh ok tell me your nick

>>68761767
Nortism

>>68761734
eww you are so ugly seriously, you have a penis face with pubes growing all over it

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>>68761767
trustmeimwhite

hey how do I quote people here? I'm new and analogical

>>68761783
omg there is trustmeimwhite except he is typing this time instead of waking to the screen :DDD

>>68761806
that funny meme is too black to be me, friend, you might have to bleach his coloring a bit

please contain your asspain

>>68761835
your face looks like donkey ass

>>68761738
and heres yours: You're not a very nice person at all, I would not enjoy a conversation with you.

>>68761853
you havent even looked at me
youre just crudely imitating how i was talking to you earlier. do you have autism?
stop?

>>68761759
Let this be a warning to the rest of you... Us Norwegians are edging for a fight with y'all and we ain't afraid of fighting dirty if you grind our gears. I'll get a bunch of Scandinavian autists up here in the thread if any of you non-rakfisk smelling cunts try to pull any funny shit again.

>>68761801
who are you quoting?

>>68761864
Friendship ended with anon, now anon is my new best friend.

>>68761869
You're so fugging lonely that you browse a Vietnamese cakebaking forum to look at the pictures of men to wank on screen and post it, in the hope of getting some (You)s to get some attention

>>68761929
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was cute

do you guys not go on IP during the weekends to give the illusion that you have a life? i tell my qts to have a nice weekend and thats it until monday

>>68761914
oh nvm thanks I just found out

>>68761951
t-thanks i busted my nuts trying to come up with that shit ALL by myself

>>68761965
LOL you fool them? HAHAHA you're a meanie

>>68761965
That's genius! Any other tips on how to lie and manipulate qts? genuine question

>>68761929
G-getting (you)s feels nice though

NEW THREAD:

>>68761984
>>68761984

>>68762002
i do love attention

>>68761537
hey man for every Koreaboo Frenchie there's a Canadaboo too