Vocaroo Thread

>>68740830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VAkbYTlQAj
poshed up my voice a bit for you, this is basically what RP sounds like x

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10oJU0J7SzV

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NvyWyD6S2C

>>68740830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLEvA1ZNQz

>>68741271
vittu mikä pelle :D

>>68741331
(you)

mitä? :DD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M3YDpRtibo

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>>68740830
>SACS GONFLABLES INTELLIGENTS

>>68741350
sä et vaan tajuu :DD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0waA5eHIkKq

>>68741423
hvorfor puster du så tungt, anonsen

>>68741495
Hvorfor ikke?

>>68741315

3/10, not enough "g'day mate" and "good on ya cunt, pass me anotha tinny"

>>68741331

my mom already died three years ago.

>>68741542
i just read what is written

>>68741569
read dis pls

"oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?"

>>68741466
Probably Canadian French

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BcsrLUCjYn

>>68741628
the flow felt a bit awkward
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vcLy5g6wvN

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>>68741752

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>>68741807
what did he mean by this

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>>68741752

i like this

>>68741423
INN DA FRÅNT :DDD

>>68740830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vsS6zWI3Cc

>>68741331
:(

>>68741980

american/10

This is an ancient Spanish (Galician) tongue twister.
When you say it, try to pronounce 's' as 'sh' to sound more authentic.

Tenemos que fabricar máquinas que nos permita seguir fabricando máquinas porque lo que no va a hacer nunca las máquinas es fabricar máquinas"

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Read this image

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>>68742135
sorry if it sounds weird in any way
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OS4h1hzK6x

>>68742334
Holy shit that was fast

>>68742135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EmB55HiDqw
i can fake the spanish accent if ya want

>>68742332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XrHfKwLNao

>>68742518
surprisingly understandable

>>68742135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7szjOcDtm

>>68742376
That's nothing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DV6AFEDwxD

>>68740830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tueWLIVYWC

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Tá Gráinne Mhaol ag teacht thar sáile,
Óglaigh armtha léi mar gharda,
Gaeil iad féin is ní Gaill ná Spáinnigh...
Is cuirfidh siad ruaig ar Ghallaibh!

>>68742905

breddy gud. noticeable gerry accent, but i think that's a good thing no homo

pls gib easy german sentence thx

>>68743004

literally the only relevant person from DIREland right now.

>>68743013
Das jüdische Mädchen Anne Frank hatte sich zwei Jahre lang vor den Nazis versteckt und in der Zeit Tagebücher geschrieben. Kurz vor Kriegsende wurde sie aufgespürt und starb 1945 im KZ Bergen-Belsen.

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>>68743108
how about your current president and Trump a few times removed

the Hibernia's reach is wide

>>68742135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00JPtAmFQw1

>>68741206
fank u x

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>>68743347

>>68743347
plz be my gf

>>68743536
Must be a trap, mate.

>>68743139

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZtldIAQFBU

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>>68743347

Ash Hadu An La Ilaha IllAllah Wa Ashadu An Na Muhammadan Abduhu Wa Rasuluh

>>68743347
I want to FUCK Swedish boipuxxi

>>68743560
Sounds like a girl to me but maybe Swedes are just that effiminate. I'll take my chance for the shot at love.

>>68743673
its a classic philosophical arabic sentence
can anyone try to say it??

>>68743673

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wP1VH0sib0

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>>68743536

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>>68743791

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>>68743827

>>68743791
i love you

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>>68743673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U4beTiUOEE

>>68743673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09xoc79mVoG
Allah is the only true god and mohamed his truest prophet?

>>68743673
B-but where did all the glottal stops, 3, 7, 2 and 6 go?

>>68743673
W8 W8 W8

THAT'S THE SHAHADA ISN'T IT

Joke's on you, Abdul, I've already said it while drunk willingly so you can't convert me twice

>>68743604
Your u and ü sound the same (I guess it's due to the American accent), but other than it's pretty good
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MyamML2Vix

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pnd20pbTa0

"She said we was related to him in some way. And, what he did was, he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan. They'd all dress up in their robes and their bedsheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something. They'd even put bedsheets on their horses and ride around. And anyway, that's how I got my name. Forrest Gump." Do your best forrest gump voice

>>68744122

cheers bro!

>>68744186

it's odd. mostly you sound british, but then every once in a while there was a word that you said as if you came straight outta idaho

>>68743139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PKvx5xqu05

>>68744186
>children can be killed, or seriously injured, BYDIERBEG

fucking hell what's with all the jagged turns in the way you lads speak

>>68744223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dLiwkvl1cp

>>68743673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ks0WgiAAI3

>>68744413
Post italian!

>>68744247
Not bad, just the same as >>68744122
I often see how foreigners have difficulties with u and ü, I wonder why

>>68744231
Somehow everytime I talk English somebody says I sound from the other place, Aussies think I'm American, English say I'm either southern scum or an Aussie, and Americans say I sound Brit.

Fug is dis, I get that you don't want to be assosciated but damn. Be clearer about it.

>>68743139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LPCqreBKUz

And as a challenge:
"Kut! Ben ik godnondenju weer te laat! Zonne grote vuurbal, jongen, kut! BAM"

>>68744413
Christ-chan pls
Also gives us a simple italian phrase

>>68744448
>>68744558

Sei uno che per principio non s'aspetta più niente da niente.
Ci sono tanti, più giovani di te o meno giovani, che vivono in attesa di esperienze straordinarie; dai libri, dalle persone, dai viaggi, dagli avvenimenti, da quello che il domani tiene in serbo. Tu no. Tu sai che il meglio che ci si può aspettare è di evitare il peggio.

>>68744530
same thing with u & ü, kek

>>68744530
You sound like southern english scum desu, they often get mistaken for Australians by foreigners too

>>68744607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pPzJdxPkc8

>>68744607
Italian requires too much mouth movement, I can't handle it

>>68744632
Vocaroo uüuüuü

>>68744716
Holy shit a grill.

The incredible spirit of the people of this state will power its recovery, and it’s the same spirit that will rebuild our nation. I have property in this state, this is a great state.

(APPLAUSE)

You know my property. Beautiful properly, great employees. In the Trump administration we will end decades of policies that enrich special interests and foreign countries at our expense. We’re going to take on the big media, big business, and big donors that are bleeding our country dry. We’re losing our jobs.

(APPLAUSE)

We’re going to renegotiate our disastrous trade deals and illegal immigration. Stop the massive inflow of refugees. Take care of our vets, our great vets. And we’re going to repeal and replace Obamacare, 100 percent. That is a disaster.

(APPLAUSE)

Your jobs come back under a Trump administration. Your income goes up under a Trump administration. (APPLAUSE)

Your taxes go way down under a Trump administration.

(APPLAUSE)

You companies won’t be leaving our country under a Trump administration, they’ll be staying right here. And believe me, there are plenty of them right now negotiating to leave, I hate to tell you that.

>>68744716
Not bad, but you have quite a bit of accent.

>>68744716
That came out ridiculously smooth. I have no idea if it was right though.

>>68744607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1djfktZEaPo
I sound like a Mexican with a sore throat.

>>68744924
What kind of accent?

>>68744777
k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cZLPW0e742

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>>68744413
>>68744716

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XiWMYoi3gD

>>68744981
This sounds how I always imagined German Protestants having sex would sound.

>>68744607
>Also gives us a simple italian phrase
Oh well, and here comes the slaughter.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OtshsiPSNg

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>>68745041

>>68744981
It sounds like u e u e to me

>>68745076
Sounds like u i u i desu
That's a really bad y/ü

>>68745076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uWCjfZwtd7

>>68744607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DgThCR4HSj

Butchered it

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>>68745238
Requesting Finnish

>>68745359
fucking yanks

>>68744963
I don't really know. Not swedish though, I think.
>>68744959
Made me giggle.

Requesting some dutch.
>>68745065
It's not that bad, I could understand what you were saying.
>>68745355
Kind of.

>>68745629
are you a girl

>>68745359
I tried at least
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cp93tBlCat

>>68745667
are you a guy

>>68744839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YQDqVo5oKC

>>68745356
Vittu mikä myötähäpeä näiden joululaulujen kiekumisesta.
Haisee kyllä rahastus niin pitkälle, joukko persoonattomia "hevi"äijiä laulamassa ahh niin tunteella herkkiä joululauluja "hevinä".
Kaikenlainen arvostus katoaa viimeistään nyt kun alettu markkinamiesten huoriksi, muutenkin tekevät niin saatanan laimeaa musiikkia, vaatteetkin varmaan Seppälän heviosastolta äidin ostamina.

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Fucking hell, I cringe everytime I hear my voice because I sound like an autistic 12 year old

>>68740830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lHcOJANVLu

>>68744223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083d2ib436i

>>68745762
Is that a jet motor in the background?

>>68745807
Joo kasvata ne kivekset
Ihan hyvältä toi kuulostaa kunhan vaan puhut rohkeammin

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>>68745817
didn't know whether I was meant to say applause or clap

>>68745629
Onze Vader, die in de hemelen zijt,
geheiligd zij uw naam,
uw rijk kome,
uw wil geschiede
op aarde als in de hemel.
Geef ons heden ons dagelijks brood
en vergeef ons onze schulden,
gelijk ook wij vergeven aan onze schuldenaren,
en leid ons niet in bekoring,
maar verlos ons van het kwade.
Amen.

>>68745359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qmKeKV3ZN4
I tried my best to sound inbred, hope it worked.

>>68745817
I think it's a fake crowd cheering.

>>68745762
You better waved your hand around like He does.

>>68745804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRBSKTWOq9
Not even going to try that shit nibba

>>68745873
wouldve been better if you played a short applause track after every paragraph instead

>>68745807
Most people hate their own voice, me included

>>68745875
Can you say that in dutch first? I have no idea how to pronounce anything dutch. Like are aa's pronounced like our å's??

>>68746027
You're not alone, I hate your voice to, bae.

>>68746050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ryoGg8kjFp

>>68745852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqGvJBPf87

>>68745804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CkUA9DGIzL

>>68746201
Pretty horrible desu

>>68746201
rude

>>68746227
Pretty good desu

>>68746278
I kinda expected that, only time I heard Finnish was some drunken guy screaming 'Perkele" when he dropped his baggy of special K in the morning.

>>68746392
Cool
>>68745852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FYuDG97lIp

>>68745875
Pretty sure I slaughtered it and pronounced the whole thing german-ish. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e9pLRuF7F6

Fader vår, du som er i himmelen!
La ditt navn holdes hellig.
La ditt rike komme.
La din vilje skje på jorden
som i himmelen.
Gi oss i dag vårt daglige brod.
Forlat oss vår skyld,
som vi òg forlater våre skyldnere.
Led oss ikke inn i fristelse,
men frels oss fra det onde.
For riket er ditt, og makten og æren i evighet.
Amen.

>>68746658
Nice, only mistake was "hyvälta"

>>68745875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FE93DPTkjL

No idea how you're supposed to pronounce 'ijk'

>>68745804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WkSWtSVDSX
>>68745875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fxy5mRlMy0

>>68746865
Skipped many letters but at least the curse words were correct

>>68746691
Breddy gud, although you sounded more like a German than a Dutch guy. The "g" was butchered, but everybody does that.

Funnily enough the more complicated words you did pretty well.

>>68746852
You have that rapey-priest whisper. Reminds me of home.
It's a good life here in the catholic south, I never ran out of candy as a kid.

>>68746865
So far the best, but I somehow felt like you were a Scandinavian trying their hand at Dutch. Not sure why.

give me some Mandarin to do and I'll do it


here's the English one for the mean time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xM9HBVg8Ok

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Srfl832chs

>>68747167
England you special snowflake

>>68747167

In the mean time*

>>68746979
There's people hanging around just outside my room and I don't want to reveal my powerlevel by belting out some dutch prayer

>>68747167
battyman

>>68741331
fuck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ia7JkDoD2S

rate me

>>68744981

idk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BznbugEJZR

>>68747381
Your accent is very thick

>>68745852
>>68745804
r8
>>68744986

>>68747445
kek

>>68747445
10/10

>>68745359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vwP1dffddZ
fug it's my first vocaroo since a while :DD

>>68744607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YtUXxYX5SN
I tried.

Http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pks1drzCOS
>>68743673
@____@ my attempt
pls don't think I support ISIS or islam
(>人<;) i h8 both

>>68747997
>@____@
>(>人<;)
cringe

>>68747997
Are you the one I bullied for sounding like a 13yo or am I mistaking you for someone else?

do any of you know people that legit don't understand a word of english?

any other language people get to listen to others attempt shit and have a giggle because they cant speak that language. but with english it's different because all of you already speak it. :(

>>68748262
of course, my father

>>68748100
.__. Well I get bullied by every1 here so it could be (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
Http://vocaroo.com/i/s06z4pUFMMhl

>>68745807
You sound mature but you speak with a Russian accent.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yQGxYJVDBM

this thread is gold

your russian comraд
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1arLe6IVwSe

>>68748880
This thread is dead. And everytime i post here thread dies. Why?

>>68749750
>tfw you kill a thread by succin mad dick

Posting Scots to save the thread

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

Dutch sleep song for kids:
Slaap, kindje, slaap
daar buiten loopt een schaap.
Een schaap met witte voetjes
dat drinkt zijn melk zo zoetjes.
Slaap, kindje, slaap
daar buiten loopt een schaap.

this is how it's sung:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6HCgCm73tk

>>68749750
allergy to communism, my comrade

pls say
>rock me baby

>>68749996
But there is no communism is Russia. There's nashism.

Someone do Norwegian

På vikingtog til fremmed land dro menn av
nordisk ætt,
på kongeskip sto mann ved mann
av Hirden kamp beredt.
Til Gronland og Island og Hjaltland,
gikk ferden på langskip mot vest,
i Frankrike, i Irland og England,
var nordmannen ubuden gjest.

>>68749906
Dutch is hard dude.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DsodfqWcgy

>>68749906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GBuX6fYEve

does it make you sleep?

>>68750214
Looks simillar to german
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ga4q0jJfJd

>>68741331
fuck you hans

>>68748311

ask him to voc something? :3

>>68750541
Understandable.
Skip is pronounced like sheep and gjest like yest though.

>>68750792
I can read like russian who hasn't heard any english speech before

>>68750442
except for voetjes and zoetjes it's pretty good.

>>68750490
ur pronouncing the oo in loopt as oe
and the oe in voetjes as oo in loopt
kinda funny

and yes it does makes me sleep thanks!

>>68745359
a bit drunk, sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MfAe93CqxI

>>68750214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uFt27HMgD8
Butchered, I suppose

>>68750983

Yeah that'd work.

"The first time I had sex was a lot like the first time I rode a bicycle: they both began with my step-dad grabbing me from behind"

>>68751163
my mom thought it was some black magic chanting

>>68751255
kek

>>68751191
Not too bad, same thing as >>68750808

>>68750214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YWw5jzgXPl

>>68751225
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05epN3LmEHj
Russian can read it like this.

>>68749906

>>68751406
Pretty good, sounds Danish though.

>>68751396
Hmm, is Norwegian pronunciation really that straightforward?

A bit diffcult
"Pacцвeтaли яблoни и гpyши,
Пoплыли тyмaны нaд peкoй.
Bыхoдилa нa бepeг кaтюшa,
Ha выcoкий бepeг нa кpyтoй.

Bыхoдилa, пecню зaвoдилa
Пpo cтeпнoгo cизoгo opлa,
Пpo тoгo, кoтopoгo любилa,
Пpo тoгo, чьи пиcьмa бepeглa.
"
sung like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfLSOEGxbt first 50 secs

>>68751653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yKJOhQfgB0
pretty much

Christmas song for you all to sing

Hark! how the bells
Sweet silver bells
All seem to say,
"throw cares away."
Christmas is here
Bringing good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold

Ding, dong, ding, dong
That is their song
With joyful ring
All caroling
One seems to hear
Words of good cheer
From ev'rywhere
Filling the air

O how happy are their tones
Gaily they ring
While people sing
Songs of good cheer
Christmas is here
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas

the tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DxodA4hKD0

>>68751820
So what are some of the quirks Norwegian has?

>>68742135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vVlze6MKNy

>>68751752
I didn't bother singing it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RYxusuzcGW

>>68752913
Really nice. I can trasliterate second part if u need it.
> H reads like N
> Я like ja

>>68741331
>"Riplai to dis perst ora your mudder willi die in har slip tonight"

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rate this türk shit

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PVKd57a2iQ

>>68753049
Thanks. I sometimes mix up H and П. No need to transliterate it tho.

>>68751473
>tfw no cute girl singing me my lullaby :'(

>>68748262
>do any of you know people that legit don't understand a word of english?
No... I don't think such people exist.

>>68749906
First time trying Dutch.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mqUZNoIB5I
Pls rate.

>>68753233
._. I cant sing sorry bot ogai
Sleep tight! (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NK7eFKPdDy

>>68753605
( ＾∀＾) woah almost perfect!
But say slaap with an s like when you said schaap :3

>>68753605
You should pronounce oe (as in voetjes and zoetjes) like the oo in the English word loop. except for this minor thing it's actually very good!

Seems like Norwegians aren't bad at Dutch.

>>68753846

Dankuwel nu ga ik goed kunen slape :3

>>68753605
the ''oe'' is the same as the English oo.

The rest was pretty much 9/10.

>>68740830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hWYyUyFRq5

>>68744223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EVBLYp9Nis

>>68753919
>>68754028
>>68754164
Thanks!
I'll remember this for next time.
sl = sl
oe = oo

>try to do a few of these but only have laptop mic and it sucks

next thread I guess...

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>>68740830

English

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19jCf9XvM1F

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EKRlF9fROX

Evening lads.
This is my favourite poem.

Post yours!

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>>68751409

KEK

>>68741331
Fuck Belgium

Please rate my maquinas >>68742135

probably too fast to sound any good, but what the heck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03ftNOYEJOb

>>68756316
Well said.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL

>>68759328
Why are you posting this outside of your containment thread

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amerifat here

Can somebody tell me if I'm pronouncing ö and ü correctly?

Or am I just retarded?

>>68760509
forgot link damnit

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00oP1NvUzUW

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>>68747445
>>68760539

are lewds texts welcomed?

This thread better be up tomorrow morning,

Don't fail me Amerirfats.

>>68760775
Ja maar alleen als je nu komt vechten. Ik wacht op Tilburg CS op je, kanker junk.

P.s. ik heb net per ongeluk mijn neus gesnoten in mijn cum doekje.

Neuk mijn post-feestje, leven.

>>68761009
we are here for 4 more hours tops. so it is up to the asians to carry on if i am not confusing the time zones.

>>68760509
Yes you are!
And you sound adorable baka senpai :3

bpum

>>68752050
sorry for my Thinkpad terrible recorder.
listen after the volume of sounds set low.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ezY7BgBVgD

why does this songs sound so evilish?
The nearest Starbuck is playing this song repatedly now. before we know that this is a Christmas song, we gossiped that the capt'n went into Satanism.

>>68764241
Satanist desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ut7m0BNBJf

shes fucked outside boys, snow everywhere.

>>68750214

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dY8eVkIgAu

>>68765158
cool at least you can drift in the snow.

>>68765256

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfSSyPKbHJ

naw bud i dont like it one bit

>>68742332

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zsw7Boe8bI

pls dont make fun

>>68740830

French in OP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X8C4wh94eI

pls r8 i can only count to 10 in french and say my name

kek, as long as it isnt like some light cars that get a little loose in the rear, that is good.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jA7PhcQn4K

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>>68764241

Slept good tonight
>>68751473
>>68751473
>>68751473
>>68751473
BUMP

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bump

Supraneger
Oida Feger.

Isch bin im Club der big boss.
Isch reiße Bitches auf wie Bob Ross.
Suprahart!
Rasierklingen im Bart.
Mehr im Maul als Suprawhopper.
Isch bin deutscher HipHopper!

>>68770155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IkemDCbmh3

Morning chaps. Drinking a beer, first thing I do after getting up.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>68746658
Snälla ha en penis och bli min fv

>>68771871
Wow you even promounced the english words in it bad.

Respect lad.

>>68774703
He's a spic

>>68774689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cF4WZ3logW

>>68740830
Post more t swizzle

>>68774640
reverse north and south and it describes belgium

Judgez mon accent, svp.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mQxjWTyyBn

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cohabitation_(politique)

>>68741331
Jokes on you, my mother is immortal.

>>68780114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XSu12Hu65y

Requesting someone to record this short lewd text, if the one doing it does it with an accent, better.
http://pastebin.com/qNbVM6LB

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>>68740830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CjCkC2PHWb

Engrish and French, r8