the so-called British Empire
JANNY
>tfw to dum to learn esparanto
gonna do a suicide
anyone on /brit/ got a celebrity lookalike?
I know for a fact that I look like Robert Downey Jr. I get mistaken for him sometimes at school
Also I'm 6'2" and 22 years old
Accidentally posted on /pol/
Purest Anglo genes in this entire thread
>>68740496
hope defeats despair
>>68740496
That's a weird looking frog pal
gonna do a regicide
>>68740516
david mitchell
>>68740516
yeah me and Steven Anthony Lawrence are basically twins
thegf
he was a virgin until age 21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0s1J8CeJAE
>>68740541
Pic of the gf
liberalism is fundamental to our culture and our wealth and quality of life
illiberalism is what keeps developing countries poor
>>68740516
Been told i look like a tall joseph gordon levitt
don't see it personally
>>68740516
Gary Busey
>>68740558
im almost 23 :^)
>>68740516
I look like the famous bust of Caracalla and my friends keep making fun of me for it after we saw a copy of the bust at a museum a few years ago.
>>68740516
I look like orson welles
>>68740568
you go to a restaurant and order 'that sandwich '?
or you make it from home?
>>68740623
mmmaaaahhhh
Just got this lads aha
just walked in on my best mate shagging my imaginary gf
>>68740621
*my eyes are blue and my hair is light brown though
>>68740621
ummm actually the romans were black hun :) don't fall for whitey revisionism
>>68740643
alri simon hahahaha
>>68740639
when he was younger obviously
>want some of my mushroom tea anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKkP3LyUPdY
tune
what in the giddy fuck is this
my favourite part of the day is when i get to lie in bed and think about suicide uninterrupted for a few hours before falling asleep
Once again I must stress that I shan't be opening one single YouTube link if the poster is currently a resident of the sovereign state of Canada. You are wasting your time
*Downs pill*
*Walks into club*
"Lets fucking do this lads"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ-nNE5A-6c
>>68740725
a toblerone
>>68740516
look like this bloke
time for a super saturday special spliff
>>68740735
my favourite part of the day is when the gf tells me she loves me
>>68740725
Moutain jews jewing.
>>68740725
don't worry about it lad, it's just capitalism
right off to go kill myself because my girlfriend broke up with me
anyone coming?
did /brit/ watch the wild thornberries
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13vCWkNRqii
>>68740725
BREXIT
R
E
X
I
T
>>68740725
>>68740725
d-didn't you hear lad? we're taking back control
th... three hundred and fifty million for our nhs lad.. ha ha...
>>68740761
miss my gf so much
>>68740725
foreign companies using brexit as an excuse to jew consumers
>>68740766
*autistic screeching*
>>68740770
screeching
>There are 3 non-white children in my old primary school these days
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68740799
why not just charge more?
why go through the rigmarol of essentially creating a new product to cut costs
you know what i've never had in my life? penguin meat
off to bed. hope i end up dead. xx
How come ireland can afford to house all these refugees and pay for them and stuff?
Thought they were in debt and stuff? They've barley built any houses recently.
me on the top left
I dated a guy for about a year once, and I wasn't even gay.
It all started when he started coming onto me and I didn't want to be rude so I went along with it.
and I kept going along with it
and when we went back to his flat, I still kept going along with it
when I stuck my dick up his bum, I was still going along with it
he was a good friend
>>68740880
came out of the pr budget
>>68740880
those syrian cunts don't look very grateful
>>68740880
Fastest growing economy in Europe + fastest growing liberal twat population = refugees.
Having said that, Ireland has only taken in 52 refugees total, last I saw.
>>68740891
you're deffo not gay
thought it was about 8 thirty haha
best put these beers back in the fridge
have a guess at how many refugees our good allies Saudi Arabia and Israel have taken in.
>>68740880
looks like a nice place
who's paying for it?
just seen children of men and really think that the brexit voters wages should go to the syrians
wouldn't mind fucking a trap who passes at least once
>>68740971
anxious to hear the answer
>>68740916
No gratitude for the kufar
>>68740985
most overrated film ever
>>68740947
yeah
I was just being polite and I didn't want to be rude
the pengest nigger
>>68740880
state of your mans jeans the little one
>>68740916
lmao do you expect them to be widely grinning for every second of their existence and spending 10 hours a day praising ireland for letting them in
its a fucking picture mate
>>68741013
yeah
>>68740962
you dont even live the sesh
>>68740880
I honestly don't mind as much when I know they're actually a legit Syrian family, and not just some boatload of 20-30yo scumbags with stashes from anyfuckingwhere being bandied about as refugee 'children'
>>68741012
definitely
that said the scene near the end where the battle stops dead because of the baby, then it suddenly erupts again once they've passed is really moving
>>68740516
nah im unique and handsome x
business idea: give northern ireland to the republic of ireland
>>68741014
>>68741050
that's the stupidest scene in the entire movie you fucking LEAF
business idea: sell all refugess to the west coast of america
>>68741082
fuck off yank
going out on monday night to see some people i havent seen in about a year and a half. Some qts in there, reckon i might try to pull
>>68740880
>escape brutal civil war
>make the perilous journey across the globe, not knowing where your next meal is coming from with your 3 children
>finally make it to calais
>sit in the jungle for months, trying to protect your children and wife from rapists and traffickers
>apply for refuge in Ireland
>manage to be accepted along with 40-odd others, the chances of which are rare
>make it safely to ireland, given a house, food, benefits and a warm welcome from the police who assure you that your life of misery is over and you can feel safe here despite being an outsider
>stand there with a face like a slapped arse
miserable cunts, send them back
i fucking hate leafposters
>>68740830
post your sexy accents, pls
>>68741078
hes 23
>>68741023
no I don't, but as you said it's a fucking picture, least they could do is crack a smile for the cunts that have given them a new life
>>68741123
woah it's almost like all the phthalates in chicken can fuck with your pituitary system
what the actual fuck
>>68741161
Link?
>>68741123
dont believe you
when's the best time to drop mandy?
On one hand it's fun to be fleein at pres, but then you run a pretty big risk of not getting into the club
On the other hand you could get caught with stuff if you end up getting patted down
>>68741161
>>68741161
alri dad
>>68741178
but he is
>>68741184
bruh
>>68741110
done x
>>68741184
when you're going in get a little sack put the drugs in and tuck it into your waist with the sack hanging down in your boxers you UTTER AMATEUR
what's going on big guy
>>68741184
div
>>68741184
bouncers don't let you in if you're pinging?
>>68741176
celebslike.me
WHERE DA CHOOONES AT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtsagNwUajM
lads whats the worst thing you done on a date?
i made a jimmy saville joke on a date with a primary school teacher
>>68741245
this is MY gimmick
would politely ask you to refrain from using it again x
>>68741245
hello, reddit!
>>68741264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3PEFf8fMiE
>>68741110
Would like a British girl to post in here xx
>>68741281
literally not a gimmick, just posted it from /tv/ you utter arse bandit
Euan Blair
hmm, what's that? oh no, just passing through the thread
>>68741184
MDMA causes holes in the brain
enjoy your psychosis
>>68741157
wait what
>>68741184
bomb in the queue
Seb Corbyn
>>68741330
too dark
>colleague scraped side of car on wall on very narrow road
>talking about it in work
>road isn't wide enough for 2 cars but people don't let each other go so it happens all the time
>say "yeah you wanna watch that road mate it's tighter than an 9 year olds arsehole"
>everyone at work thinks i'm weird now
if ANYONE else made that jokes it'd be mad bantz but because it's me it's fucking wierd. fuck those pricks tbqh
Could do with a black gf lads
>>68741383
hello nigger
not particularly satisfied with this result to by quite honest
>>68741243
>he doesn't have a special belt made of 2 pieces of fabric with a gap in the middle for baggie storage
dear oh dear
>>68741276
28 and never been on a date
Benjamin Corbyn and Thomas Corbyn
>>68741345
long disproven myth
>>68741377
teency weency bit gay mate
>tfw
>>68740516
>>68741360
phthalates disrupt hormonal systems
anyone play serious sam?
>>68741440
jog on jappy
Thomas Farage
crep check lads
what's on your feet right now?
>>68741490
sneakers, im in bed after all
>>68741379
nonce
>>68741472
I-I was squinting
>Congratulations! You are...
>Elrond
>You are a strong leader known for your incorruptibility and wisdom. Your appearance is ageless despite your experiences and hardships. Your home is always open to friends in need.
Not bad I guess, Elrond was alright.
>>68741468
in 2002 yes
>>68741526
fuck elves
>>68741490
I'm at home so barefeet
Made me feel old.
>>68741583
post link
Do not understand perfume ads
The Invictus one is the worst, bloke looks like such a twat
post first console you owned
sometimes imagine my life with a gf but i keep thinking of how overbearing and annoying she would likely be
>>68741606
alri grandad
>>68741553
Yea that annoyed me a bit tbf, should have shot an arrow through his kite desu
>>68741477
Thomas is the true patrician first name.
t. Thomas
ah yes
>>68741383
but that girls not even attractive
>>68741603
i hate those ads makes me purposefully not want to buy their products
fallen hard for a girl lads but she's flown home and I'm back from uni too
Chatting to her a bit on fb but there's a big time difference
ah yes
>>68741603
perfumes are very emperor's-new-clothes-esque
me at the bottom in the middle
why is she so based lads?
Sister visited with my nephews earlier today.
My gf was around and seemed dead chuffed playing with the lads. Now she keeps talking about how much she loves children.
Don't think I'm ready to become a father lads.
>>68741679
>fallen hard for a girl
ah yes
>>68741715
ugly cunt haha
>>68741685
do these jews even hear themselves
>>68741606
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdhrDE5L7ds
the gf, as it were
>>68741698
did everyone relate most with simon? like he's meant to be the everyman yeah?
>>68741701
>picking on people who can't spell
NOT cool. what a bully
>>68741701
>trump makes deliberate typo
>leftists go mad
>tweet goes viral
>media picks it up
>trump in the headlines yet again
>When Stephen Patrick Morrissey was told that t.A.T.u were teenage Russian lesbians, he replied "Aren't we all?"
What did he mean by this?
>>68740516
You look like less deformed but more jew Adam Driver.
>>68741701
>everyone is talking about China stealing US hardware thanks to Trump's "typo"
How the fuck do people fall for this every single time he does it?
the other arf
t.a.t.u was a FSB spook operation just like katya sambuca
>>68741741
was literally jay at school aha
>>68741747
>>68741760
BUT HE SPELT WORD WRONGLY
HE'S NOT FIT 2 BEE PRECEDENT
>>68741715
kike
>>68741701
ah yes, the children's author is speaking about international politics again. Very good.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>>68741606
same. had a Commodore 64 before that, but thats not technically a console (as several /vr/fags quickly informed me and likely popped their fucking hernias in an attempt to be the first to do so)
>>68741780
would absolutely ravage
>>68741747
>HURR I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>68741814
dont think i'll be clicking that one
not too shabby
Is Hiro's funding issue fixed?
>Dad goes on all day about getting Chinese tonight
>Starve myself all day to the point of agony so I can enjoy it
>Dad gets ready to order it
>Mum goes on about using up some shite M and S ready meal chicken she bought we've been avoiding all week
>Insists we have that
>It tastes like shit and I'm still hungry
Can't explain why this wound me up so much.
>>68741701
>picking on dyslexic people
Ah yes, the "left"
>>68741802
not true
she tried to cash in on the 50 shades boom too
turns out that beyond a world of prewritten lore that has existed for centuries, she's not a very good writer
>>68741845
good job on the cropping mate.
>tfw you will never be her submissive slave
Anyone else turned on by her?
I must have wanked over her 5 times this week alone
I used to wank my meat rod on the regular to Hillary Clinton, I think I like women in power
>>68741780
boobs look nice
>>68741861
he's not dyslexic you fucking fascist
fucking christmas carollers outside
lmao they can fucking do one, bent cunts
have a bit of self respect
>>68741857
id put my fist through a wall if I was promised a chinker and got a chicken meal instead
but then again Im a grown man that lives on his own and sorts out his own dinner
Doing a poopoopeepee (urining and defecating simultaneously)
mum put cheese on my pasta even though she knows it gives me a fuckin headache.
what a bitch.
>>68741878
you honestly disgust me
>>68741857
>Can't explain why this wound me up so much.
I can la
the creps
>>68741882
is she on her knees or is she actually wearing knee socks with a leather skirt
>>68741878
she's not even fit
>>68741845
hell LUMBREGH FUCKED HER`
>>68740516
Took this selfie yesterday actually
not even singing in tune, absolute weapons
Looks foreign.
>>68741882
bet she's absolutely terrible in bed
Reason #432400843434 to hate Y*nks
post the link to that celebrity lookalike site you benders
if youre on the road like man you need ah kayano 21 or 22
>>68741948
the US version of skins is also terrible
>>68741948
it wasn't that bad 2bh
>>68741948
inbetweeners is so shit I don't see how we could make it any worse
>>68741902
I guess some people just have a more refined taste in women
>>68741948
top right looks like me in my late teens
>>68741948
BUS TURDS
>>68741948
>how dare they besmirch the good name of our most cherished icon of high British culture known as "The Inbetweeners"
bro locked up feds watching eastenders its a fucking joke (free bro free bro)
>>68741948
>Simon is handsome in the Yank version
they just don't get it do they
>>68742031
Simon was cute in our version too
the mark of a true genius is their ability to act convincingly retarded
>>68741713
thought I'd burned out any romantic feelings in highschool but evidently not
>>68741948
i dont understand who thought it would work. They dont have the same experience of young adulthood as we do so obviously trying to do that would just be shit
>>68742030
Sorry, this is an English-language thread (and occasionally a Welsh-language thread)
None of that French gibberish here please
skeng in mi pocket cant u see the bulge in my coat
>>68742049
He had such a twatty haircut though.
>>68740516
Been told I look like a cross between George Clooney and Brad Pitt
>>68741951
>>68742102
If you think that, then you're the one with the twatty haircut
jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTORAAG1sfY
>>68741948
>watching TV
off yourself you brainless pleb
Chaps
If I want to take a nap, I'll take one.
It's my Saturday and I'll do what I want with it.
>>68742100
>erm... my eyes are up here, anon
>>68742131
Thailad, what's up with the UK proxy
>>68741741
I'm pretty similar to Will 2bqh
This NEEDS to become a thing
>>68742089
English is french gibberish. Gibberish come from the French "Giberiche", meaning incomprehensible language.
jokes on you wankstain i never open webms LOL
>>68742134
Imagining you with this haircut typing angrily at your computer right now and lmaoing
>>68742163
>fight
in what possible sense
the wings place that black kid from youtube reviews look fucking cheap though
place looks ugly and soulless, they give plastic or paper boxes instead of normal plates or tray
Guess I can live with this.
>>68742171
internet can't handle it eh
>>68742163
Hot. Can't blame people for taking photos.
>>68742163
not a fan of that thing on the left but the one on the right would get a seeing to
>>68742180
My sides go into orbit every time I see a picture of his haircut. Literally the original JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
tendies over wings anyway 2bh
ate three pieces of pizza real fast and now i have the hiccups
if u dont have frosted tips den ur not gang tbH
>all these baldy celeb lookalikes
Tears literally running my cheeks
>>68742145
Alright g
>>68742136
what is even the point?
>>68742252
*notes flag*
Carry on
anyone else here teetotal
>>68742136
why do y*nks ruin everything
Feeling ill lads
Ordered a meateor but swapped the ground beef for ham
fug :DD
>>68742136
The fucking state of their acting too. Fucking dreadful.
Mickd
>>68742315
fat fuck
>>68742199
>long hair
kill yourself
american office is better than uk office by miles
>>68742163
Lads, I walked into the water and I got wet. Something MUST be done about this!
>>68742369
2bh
>>68742352
it's an old picture
this is now
amazing what a haircut can do
>>68742346
what is this?
>I watch sitcoms
>>68742346
>a province of less than 10% of the country is majority irish
>it's a socialist shithole full of drug addled alcoholics, teenage mothers and Europhiles
>Mick thinks this is a good thing
Ah yes
>>68742346
What's that?
>>68742273
me in the radical center
>>68742365
You're balding prematurely, huh?
the male contraceptive pill was looking good
what happened to it?
Just found out the cheeseburger doritos lost that vote. Gutted frankly
>>68742486
turns out it has adverse effects on mens health and wellbeing
(just like the female pill)
>>68742441
let go of your hate my child, it will never bring your uncle back
>>68742464
>>68742421
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3711040/How-British-Genetic-study-reveals-Yorkshire-Anglo-Saxon-UK-East-Midlands-Scandinavian.html
>>68742486
Toxic misogyny killed (or more appropriately "murderered", since that's what men do best) the public's willingness to invest in it
>>68742486
lefties trying to create more single mothers
>>68742486
>women relinquishing any reproductive rights
ah HAHA
never gonna happen
>>68742273
I assume the 4% Remain Kippers is memelords on phone polls taking the piss or 1 issue voters who vote UKIP because of a single local issue the UKIP MP acknowledges but don't actually hate the EU overall.
skeng
leng
that muslim woman who won british bake off is bangladeshi?? thought she was black. she even has that pseudo-west indian london accent
can't tell darkies apart anymore jesus
>>68742525
Day 100 since the aussie retard mentioned his uncle and it is now the 3rd time he's accused me of having a dead uncle, the 50th time he's accused some one incorrectly overall, the Mick still doesn't seem to realise the Irish are not popular in Australia on the whole.
>>68742441
You talking about NI or Scotland?
>>68742603
Literally both
>>68742486
>>68742513
this story has been seriously warped
it's got worse side effects than the female pill yet the men in the study mostly wanted to continue using it
nu-males and feminists believe men are just too weak to handle it
having children is selfishness in the extreme
going out, hopefully pull a girl and have a good time
(probably wont)
>>68742592
Her accent is pretty normal for anyone in London.
>>68742619
Scotland's by far the best place to live in the UK
>>68742621
>nu-males and feminists believe men are just too weak to handle it
I'm a radical centrist and I think that people should either use condoms or just abstain from sex
it some areas we need to go back to the old ways
>tfw irish grandmother
>>68742621
Wanting to keep using it and getting approval are vastly different. I know a fair few lazy fuckers who'd shovel meth down their chubby gullets if it meant taking off a few lbs.
>>68742648
rasheed
>>68742554
if you don't know let me tell dem again
>>68742665
>I'm a radical centrist
>>68742663
>>68742670
this is nothing but a good thing
get an irish passport for when the UK goes to shit
Listening to this and nearly crying, going out later have a good night lads x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxC09Elflcw
>>68742679
would myself desu
>>68742593
He didn't mention his uncle you spacker.
Don't care either you're all that bender for all intents and purposes get used to it.
cop or nah?
>>68742721
melt
mentions he has aspergers in the first 90 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2j2RC0Ytk
>non-Jewish yanks cut their willies
lmao
quite pleased at how globalist berlin is lads
Popped a bottle of moscato lads
>>68742758
why are you here
all your opinions are the anti-thesis of this sites demographic
you belong on twitter or reddit
>>68742531
> the Iberian Peninsula, with 3.05 per cent of their gene coming from Spain or Portugal
Is good to see we are a kind of distant relatives.
>>68742700
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/scotland-quality-of-life-table-rankings-best-in-uk-a7355016.html
>Free uni
>Free prescriptions
>Better scenery
>Lower cost of living
>>68742751
can't stop thinking about my willy can you babe
>>68742689
the STATE of British men
>>68742750
>awspurgers
yanks
just farted and almost shat myself
>>68742805
forgot to mention scotland is far whiter than england
do you need institutional power to be prejudiced?
>>68742784
this is a haven of free speech blud
>>68742805
You forgot to mention that it's full of scots.
>>68742784
t. a fucking leaf (reddit: the country)
your entire country is the anti-thesis of this sites demographic
>>68742831
And they smell better.
>>68742868
shut up retard
>>68742805
>money is everything
It's full of angry alcoholic socialists with borderline illiterate accents if I wanted that I'd go to Ireland because they're a much better laugh than the Scots.
>>68742441
>majority
Australian education everybody