/brit/

Haven't found a single argument itt

Jannys gonna blow a gasket

*ask some bloke to take a pic of me in front of the resting buddha while joining my hands and smiling*
*post it on the 'gram*

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>>68733935
I want to breed with phenian qts

do i change my tinder picture to one of me in a christmas hat or is it too gay?

you know how the vagina faces down to the ground and the penis slants upwards when hard.

doesn't that mean humans are supposed to have sex standing up? why do we never see this in movies

diet idea: avoid heavily processed foods and drinks

>>68734047
go for it lad

it's banter

Just saw a cute guy with a christmas hat on his Tinder. Telesexting with him right now.

>>68734047

not sure. post it here first and ill decide

just seen a post that made my heart sink
stop bullying me

business idea: kill all fat people

What are some essential /brit/ conversation topics?

>>68734053
problem is that men are taller than women on average

would like to have my willy inside a pretty girl before i die

Nobody likes government
Everybody likes capitalism

Ergo, AnarchoCapitalism is the future

Explain what a deano is please

>>68734093
so the natural position is guy holding the woman up

who /libertarian socialist/ here?

>>68734112
an idiot who's lives paycheque to paycheque because of extreme amounts of debts/mortgages/contract payments, and considers his lifestyle to be normal

>>68733935
that looks like pre-sliced cheese

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off uni now

heading off to see the gf in a bit

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>who /libertarian socialist/ here?

>taskbar not along the bottom
truest sign of a runt

>>68734132
sorry I'm a totalitarian

>>68734076
fuck off
>>68734059
going to do it for a day and see if i get more matches cheers

>>68734053
>>68734093
>>68734121
the natural sex position is doggy style

missionary is a dumb religious meme

>>68734121
that position is very common in films

right wing libertarian master race

>>68734112
the last man

>>68734132
Not me. They call me the Red Menace, an anti-revisionist Marxist-Leninist

>>68734181
>he doesn't have his taskbar on the side
sheep

>>68734053
doggy is the natural position

>needing reaction images to convey your response because you lack the intellectual vocabulary to describe your thoughts and/or feelings

Might post on the chon while the gf gets her face on

Might not

>y-yeah that's what they do in the films, I'm an expert on this sex stuff you see

>>68734132
wouldn't work lad, chavs would just rob your shit if you got rid of the state and spend it on drugs and shit, they do it now so it would likely just get worse with murder and stuff

Nigel Farage is actually a smart man. Donald Trump is just a demagogue

>>68734053
you watch the wrong movies

happens pretty often in the ones i watch

I'm a Thatcherite-Blairite

might poo

might not

>*thinks of a funny way I can say something negative about trump*

>>68734251
>twatter

>>68733248
nail clippers

>>68734189
>>68734199
that makes sense. you easily slip between bum and vag for practice

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feel like pure shit just want him back x

>>68734244
the only difference is farage looks normal like someone you could be mates with whilst trump is a fat mess with no manners or dignity

on the 54th book of the year

I'm an anarcho-communist

I'm a Constitutional Monarchist

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http://sendvid.com/zz10chd8


you don't get to bring fuel

im a statist

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Me and the so-called bollocks

>>68734315
>>68734316
WEW

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veganism causes brain damage

I'm a With-Her.

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starting for feel myself becoming more and more left wing as I get older lads

maybe muslims aren't all bad people and we shouldn't blame billions of people for the irresponsible actions of a few?

maybe there's a reason racism is associated with lower classes and less intelligent people?

maybe there's a reason the majority of professors (smart people) are left wing?

have you ever stopped to think if maybe you're wrong?

I'm a National Socialist

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>tfw no transhumanist technocratic party

who the fuck cares about """social issues""" I want my kids to explore Alpha Centauri

Why do black people assume that all black people are of the same singular African race when Africa is really a very diverse country?

Im a straight white male Christian

>consider myself a capitalist
>have under £200 in my bank account

haha

>>68734347
>sprouts

>>68734347
she looks qt

>>68734347

she's gonna need a lot more hp to become palatable

>>68734353
this isn't /pol/ lad

the racism here is mostly ironic

>>68734388
brainwashed prole

>>68734379
American education is why. They believe there are four races: Black, White, Asian and Terrorist

>>68734379
your ordinary black is not exactly the sharpest tool in the box

plus Harlem Renaissance promoting Trans-Africanism in 20th century America

>>68734362
why does it matter to you if you'll be dead

>>68734353
piss off uni runt
however >>68734420 is right

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need my date of birth to reset my playstation account but can't remember the fake one i used when i was 13

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>Michael Sheen will quit acting to become a full-time activist over fears of far-right populism
>The actor will leave his partner Sarah Silverman and family in Los Angeles and move to south Wales

bit cold out

>>68734362
>technocracy

sounds good on paper but in reality it just means political elites, big banks, technology developers, mass media and billionaires running your society

for example, Britain and America from the 1970s to present day

>people on about a liberal elite when most poshos are tories
don't get this meme

>>68734347
Why can't people just fuck off an let people do what they want. I don't try and convince vegans to eat meat

>>68734353
t. numale kike shill leftycuck cuck poof rasheed paki poof bender cunt runt

>>68734429
I mean in the UK

>>68734442
Ah yes pan-africanism

lads I'm SURE we voted brexit
so can someone please explain why this subhuman is in MY thread? >>68734442

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>>68734456
>from kate beckinsale to sarah silverman

>would probably be a great barber
>not gay

damn there goes that career choice.

>>68734481
SEND HIM BACK

>>68734481
I'd deck you and your entire family you fat little runt

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>>68734379
why did america have the enslave and thereby increase the number of uglier africans?

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.

You will now post like regular people

Three two one, you're back in the thread.

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>>68734451
it was my birthday with 10 years added on

>>68734515
did a poo

>>68734508
come Wakefield and we'll fucking see about that you dirty pole

>>68734456
Wales is third world

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>>68734456
the race war is comingggggggg

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Memes

>>68734442
harlem renaissance has some nice painters linked to it
writers too

Can't stand lesbians, they're cringey as fuck.

Every lesbian i've ever met tries too hard to be a "bro"

>>68734538
Wakefield eh I have a better idea

come Hyde fucking Park and bring a sabre with you, I will school you, boy

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best crisps coming thru

>>68734476
>I mean in the UK
Lowest education scores coupled with high consumption of American culture. See BLM in a country where the police don't have guns.

>>68734510

no homo but that is a good looking man
no homo

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any man locking into rinse fm tonight

>>68734559
>>68734564
>>68734566
>>68734568
>>68734571
>>68734579
jesus fucking CHRIST GET BACK TO YOUR OWN THREADS

>>68734556
Wales is better than Norway, Switzerland, Australia, Denmark, Luxembourg and Canada combined

why are so many guys into girls kissing/lesbians?
doesn't do anything for me at all

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>>68734593
no

>>68734593
But Im quintessentially British

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started going to a weekly board games club

>>68734593
i like spen

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>>68734593

i'm 100% brit, m8. picture of my great-great grandmum from Cornwall

>>68734379
>country

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british women

>>68734608
they're cucks who've fallen for the lesbians are hot meme

basically they've seen it in movies and it's been treaty as haram but hot and because they're dumb and very easily influenced they've assumed the movie's opinion as their own

>>68734591
hmmm what genre is this

>>68734626
do you play snakes and ladders there haha

>>68734634
the cornish are NOT british

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>>68734626
I wish I had friends to play boardgames with

>>68734626
can I join?

>>68734568
>tfw the only women who'll talk to me are lesbians

Some of them are nice 2bh, but I don't know why they want to associate with me.

>>68734643

no it's because i dont even like to see my own ick let along other guys' dicks

>>68734608
>mfw first gf aged 16 was a closet lezza
>mfw had long hair so sort of made sense
>mfw we never shagged and she later cheated with a girl
>mfw still upsets me a bit as she was cute
ffs

>>68734649
grime blud
https://youtu.be/hrSGMg8GTLw

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>>68734639
>implying irish women are better

*smokes marijuana*

Need a lesbian gf

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>>68734698
revolting

>>68734698
There's not a single woman there I wouldn't fuck and cum inside of

>>68734698
god real life is depressing

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>>68734698
Arses are disgusting

>>68734698
would

>>68734670
ur weird mate. do u think because they got a different sexual orientation they're like aliens or something? theyre normal lasses, they just like licking instead of sucking

>>68734684
nice song

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Was at the beach yesterday lads was a little windy w/ no surf :/

>>68734626
Been doing weekly boardgames with my friends for at least a year or so

>>68734698
second from left and far right I would

>>68734698
clearly ivory coast women you fucking spanner

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I DEMAND that you give up ALL GEORGIAN WOMEN living in the UK as of NOW

>>68734698
some have cute faces

>>68734764
ok

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perusing the 'ling 'chine

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>>68734744
Was empty too...

>>68734353
same lad, I thought you were supposed to get more conservative as you get older? I used to be a bit of a rorke, voting UKIP and that but I'm finding myself moving towards the left (not labour though)

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>>68734764
no

>>68734759
>shit weather
>horses
>pasty, fat, arseless swamp donkeys
>can't even hang a flag properly

They're Irish

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZzgN7efCoE

Why the fuck do retards on here make a post and post an unrelated and totally unnecessary anime picture?

Is it autism?

what are friends

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>>68734802
Sad day when no one in Cali is at the beach

>feelsbadbrah

>>68734698
in order 3, 9, 2, 8, 4, 5, 7, 1, 6

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>>68734824
>responding seriously

>>68734800
Post a tutorial la'

I do love Christmas

I'm trying to start learning moonrunes but they're too hard

help me lads

>>68734698
would not, would, would, would not, would, would, would not, would not, would

>>68734846
is the water warm enough to dip in ?

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genocide leafs

>nooooo don't kill yourself it'll shatter my delusions i've built up to tolerate this shitty exsistence

>>68734698
9,3,2,1,6,8,4,5,7

>>68734698
if you wouldn't bang far right you're objectively gay

also many people in this thread are in for a real shock when they finally see a naked girl in real life tbqh

>>68734842
This should explain it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQngnnHE_0

asif aj tracey missed the drop loooool omg

edit: apologies, thought that he missed the drop but he never

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>>68734894
Now that's something I can get behind

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PARDEWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>68734891
Of course, it was a nice 65°F

Little chilly because of the wind but nice.

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>>68734826

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weebs in /brit/??

Placebo, do you rate them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMaycNcPsHI

You have to be mentally ill to watch anime as an adult

It's just a huge red flag

>>68734950
>11 wins in a row
ah yes, another exciting season of the UNPREDICTABLE premier league

chelsea
chelsea
chelsea
chelsea
chelsea
chelsea

>>68734726
>>68734731
>>68734698
>falling for the good looking jew
television has made you all infertile lmao

look at this fat cunt

imagine actually letting yourself getting that chubby, why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpnMBlg7Fw

You have to be mentally ill to manually roll spliffs as an adult
It's just a huge red flag

>>68735001
Could you have predicted Chelsea win 11 in a row in August

methinks not

>>68734996
theres some mature animes though
its not all autistic shit with little girls for literal nerd nonces

>>68735001
they finished 10th last season tho :\

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>tfw to smart too be president

>>68734996
to watch the "cute girls in school hee hee!" anime yes

as well as 90% of the other trash

however a very small margin is acceptable

you have to be mentally ill to live in Canada

It's just a huge Leaf flag

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Why don't men's magazines cater to men anymore

>>68735036
>>68735027
whatever you have to tell yourself goyim

What happened to Ribena?

>>68735015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2LeEb4rIkw

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>>>/r9k/33456414

test

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>>68735051
>why all men should try pegging

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>>68735040
President Fart

>>68735062
Banned after that kid died due to Ribena enema

>>68735051
Is Esquire just Tom Hardy Magazine?

>>68735062
I drank it

>>68735025
Not sure if you're suggesting that adult weed smokers should be using a pipe or a bong instead of rolling or if you're saying adults shouldn't smoke weed at all.

Need to be more specific in future lad this level of ambiguity just won't do.

>>68735047
red leaf would have worked better

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>>68735091
Yeah I realised as soon as I hit the post thingy

>>68735077
Crazy to think he's 103 years old

>>68735086
Anyone with half a clue should use a rolling machine

listening to outkast

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>>68735062
He could have been posting ITT for the last 6 months and I would be none the wiser.

>voluntarily letting 'bena posts enter your eyeballs

Need a new game (ps4) that will keep my attention for a large amount of time.

Any suggestions hmmmm?

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Put "fart" as my clan tag on call of duty

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>>68735135
you absolute SWINE

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>>68735134
More bloodborne for the bloodborne machine

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how does one lower his standards?

>>68735135
wanted to play black ops zombies the other day but when I checked steam it said black ops was €40
why the fuck are all the games so highly priced

>Research finds abortion doesn't affect women's mental health
What the fuck is wrong with women? Who the fuck can take a human life and not even be slightly affected by it?

>>68735215

turn off the lights, ask her not to talk, try not to touch her fat, only let her suck your dick.

>>68735215
by getting over yourself

Was disappointed in Farcry Primal 2bh

They really limited the gameplay with the stupid caveman theme

>>68735215
dont go for fatties whatever you do
thats a dark path

Got my gf pregnant again

time for another visit to the old 'bortion clinic

how could i care about a human life

>>68735236
>Human life

>>68735246
Play 3 if you haven't

>>68735215
Stop wanking

nowt wrong with shagging big lasses

pepsi tastes different today

>>68735246
Stop playing video games

>>68735240
you sound really intelligent

>>68735263

that's too difficult for subhumans

>>68735266
Yes. Human life.

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tfw

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Hello lads.

>"""""""""""Human""""""""""""""""""""""""""life"""""""""""

>>68735268
>>>/r/eddit

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>>68735285
Yes, I know. At times, almost too intelligent

got my mama wonderin if im gangbangin

>>68735263
You're the reason Ireland will never be united and will be 25% non-white before 2025.

>>68735215
pretty easy when youre drunk

Post choons mate

Not grime or electronic shit, real choons

>>68735266
Beat it a while back, was pretty good

>>68735278
I'm an independent and employed adult, I'll play video games on Saturday mornings if I want thanks.

>Spain is """""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""

>>68735347
STOP playing video games.

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*slap*

>>68735327
/BlackGF2025/ prospects looking up

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>>68735361
take that back

>>68735338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j7ggZqbiU

>>68735367
U start sucking on my cock thanks LOLLLLL XDDDDD

Might shag my old Art teacher

She's married and in her 50s but bloody hell she's a flirt

>>68735338
https://youtu.be/YcyfQcdUuWY

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haven't even hugged a girl in months and months

>>68735377
that dog looks utterly terrified

:(

>>68735338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uteq2UyaUNM

Gonna go to my first pole dancing lessons on Tuesday night. Any tips?

>>68735377
Poor doggo :(

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>>68735377
>>68735412
>>68735428

birds are scary yo

>>68735426
shave your arse

https://youtu.be/e5MD-2GTqto

Why won't he reveal his age? Is it autism?

>>68735426
Don't Fuck Up The Base Rude Bwoi

>>68735411

i've hugged a girl i'm not related to literally only twice in my life. not memeing.

>>68735387
AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH xd

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>>68735439
SKREEEE

>>68735460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dErAMZRCFJc

>>68735469
Their soulless eyes...

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The gf

>>68735469
*doots*

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>>68735338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR0na4-BwHg

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>>68735491
the state of her eyebrows...

>>68735453
https://twitter.com/PengestMunch/status/807959640084451328

>>68735439
>>68735469
what the FUCK

>>68735459
font

>>68735377
doggo = me
chain = social norms
monster = adulthood

Eating so called "chips" also known as "fries"

>>68735459
a mate's gf used to hug me a bit cause she thought i was really cute in how autistic i am

a girl from the year below hugged me a few times i think she had a slighty crush on me for a while but i didn't notice

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>anon? what are you looking at? do I have sand in my hair?

>>68735487
I'm deaf, could you describe what he's saying? The auto-generated captions don't appear to be accurate. Thank you.

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BIG
EMU
WILLIES

>>68735469
Penguin genocide when?

I mean like... what use are they?
>take up ice
>in the way of scientific expeditions
>literally just stand there and freeze half the time
>natural fish competitors

We need to kill them all...

>>68735491

lol ouch

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>>68735514
Don't go to Antarctica or I will end you.

Danish Same Day Lay [3/3] - The Pull Home | Daygame Infield Breakdown

>>68735400
now we're going to do a life drawing class lad hold your pencil steady ooer can't you pay attention i'll spank your bottom you naughty one

Think lesbians only pretend to like girls to get attention

>>68735557
skip to 1:56

>>68735546
honestly a bit too skinny

Smell like dog shit lads

>>68735584
fucking HELL

>>68735584
that tongue tho

>>68735518
?
>>68735532
>a girl from the year below hugged me a few times i think she had a slighty crush on me for a while but i didn't notice

gib context. was it like a hello/goodbye hug? or?

>>68735584
GET IT OUT JESUS CHRIST

animals just make me so thankful we invented guns to fuck them up big time

Cannot remotely be arsed with this work's night out lads.

AAAARRRRRGHGHHHGHGHGHHGHGGHHGH RRRREEEEEEE

imagine being a grown adult who hasn't ever heard of schrodingers cat? women can go through their entire lives oblivious, just absorbing cultural garbage, mindless vassals, slugs, it doesn't matter how stupid they are because they can always find a man to look after them

>>68735601

if i told a lesbian that i identified as a girl, do you think she'd go out with me?

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at least we have tentacle

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>>68735604

>>68735601
lesbians are just birds that are bored of cock mate

>>68735642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCL1tOtdaE

>>68735469
kek at the posse spreading out in the background to surround you

>>68735648
No

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is this too much?

Oh, hello japan

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>>68735650
Fucking nips man

>>68735664

could i call her a bigot if she'd didn't?

>>68735650
excellent post

>>68735683
No

>>68735628
it was like 7 years ago so i can't fully remember

>>68735648
some might but only due to internalized misogyny

no friends in real life
even /brit/ hates me

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>work in 42 hours

>>68735683
This happened to a friend of mine with a trans girl but she said to fuck off and that she didn't have to fancy her even if she was a girl

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>>68735723
I luuuv you, luv

>>68735469
>>68735584
>>68735581
>tfw no penguin gf
>not anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jupr_hLO9BQ

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>>68735736
thanks for reminding me mate, almost forgot to set the ol' alarm(s)

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ye wakey bakey

should probably make a start on crimbo shopping

>>68735459
Same lad. Saying goodbye to some girls I met on my only ever night out.

>work never
smug frog

>>68735723
I don't hate you

but I have no friends irl either and /brit/ probably hates me too so i'm not sure how much that's worth

wonder what happened to isac

>>68735751
awww xx

>>68735795
>even the cat is judgemental of her cutting

oh and btw seek help

>>68735709
>7 years ago

ouch. yeah i was going on a 12 year drought desu. first time a girl hugged me i was about 10 years old. can't quite remember the exact reason. i know it was at a church. i think she knew i had a crush on her, and it was kind of like a pity hello-hug. i didn't even hug her back, it happened so fast i didn't know what to do.

second time was more recent. i saw this bartender i knewm and i had just cut my hair short for the first time in two+ years, and she told me it looked nice and she was happy to see me. and so she gave me a hug. it was a side-hug, but that still counts. that was about three months ago and i still think about it almost every day. haven't talked to her since that.

>>68735801
all ive bought are joke presents

gandalf the grey
and gandalf the white
and monty python and the holy grails black knight
and benito musellini
and the blue meaney
cowboy curtis
and jombi the genie
robocop
terminator
captain kirk
darth vader
lo pan
superman
every single power ranger
bill s preston
theodore logan
spock
the rock
dock ock
and hulk hogan

wish I lived in a country where I could walk into a shop and buy a gun and then go to a different shop and buy some marijuana

>>68735834
nah my last hug was from the m8's gf in 2014 i think

>>68735763
this made me sad

>>68735879
a simpler time, a better time

>>68735874
>>68735874
>>68735874
New

*spikes the punch*

>>68735879
choon

Spent over £1k on presents this year.