/brit/

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cara

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more canals than venice

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did someone say norwich?

gonna do a suicide

nth for North Yorkshire is proof God is real.

>>68732335
>>68732362
bet she smells like wee

>>68732374
awful gimmick
jordan knight would be ashamed

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>tfw christmas off

>>68732374
don't

please

>>68732402
diego costa wouldn't make it out of Wakefield alive tbqh

Doing a 'shad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ7JP5N2zjI

>>68732356
He was a top lad slandered by Paddies for centuries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zCrB42Mpg

BIRMINGHAM
I
G

B
U
M
S

>>68732363
>The first time she got on the team bus, a player said "I can see your tits from here". Brady replied “When I sell you to Crewe, you won't be able to see them from there will you?" The player was promptly sold.

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>this is a 10/10 bod in the uk

>>68732436
pics

23 and I've never had sex lads. Never had a gf or touched a breast.

>>68732443
>in the uk

she's american

https://youtu.be/xUy6EaXZN3g

FACT: grime is the best abnormie music

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>modules
>chips
>telly

>>68732374
nooooooo don't shiela

pile of ash that I've blown behind my desk reaching critical levels

hoovers fucked though so whatever

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imagine seeing this every day on your drive home from work

So what was so bad about colonialism? It's getting to the point where even saying the word colonialism is like saying nigger

>>68732463
no sweetie, that would be ambient techno.

>>68732463
>grime
>abnormie

>>68732494
Fuck off rorke twat

>>68732448
breasts are overrated
>t. ass man

>>68732399
good fuck him
>>68732413
why

>>68732443

every time I go on dailymail I think 'why the fuck do brits care so much about american celebrities?'

it's not like there's a shortage of british celebrities to gawk at

I'm a breast man but I rate arses

What's the most dangerous sex act you've attempted?

>get a week off for christmas
>going to take two weeks of annual leave after that too

the sesh beckons

>>68732509
you wouldn't EXIST without colonialism sweetie

>>68732448
one day...

>>68732518
I would be sad and so would anybody you know

>>68732536
The so-called self-fellatio

>>68732459
and the daily mail is british

>>68732523
daily mail online has more hits from USA than UK

you do the maths

>>68732494

Once Oxford's old school alums die off the university is going to be striped of every last vestige of empire.

in other words, they're going to burn it down.

>>68732523
no more than anyone else

plus DM readers have nothing better to do whilst waiting for their giro

can't eat all this sub

will have to put half of it back in the fridge

>>68732549
yea but what about MY sadness :(

>>68732536
sex without a condom with random girls, have done it three times and got the clap once, no aids tho but still dangerous tbqh

Think I'd fuck Karen Brady if you know what I mean

>>68732536
in a field in the dark?

>>68732585
london

>>68732585
minging

the daily mail is the only newspaper I ever see referenced on 4chan, regardless of the nationality of the poster

Been squeezin titties since I was 12

>>68732536
since im a virgin itd have to be >>68732550
managed to lick the tip and cum in my mouth. instant regret it tasted awful
and my stomach hurt from the position

>>68732591
is there a chance, no matter how small, that one day your sadness will decrease even by the smallest margin?

DAE 'The sesh'? loooool

>>68732585
this is the tastiest it will ever be though, soldier on lad

>>68732568

oustanding post

>>68732604
Lurk more

I've seen people reference the Guardian, Independent, Express, Telegraph, Sun, Financial Times, New York Times, Washington Post, and others I think

>>68732559
the guardian is british but they employ lots of Yanks

going downstairs to request a sausage sarnie from mummy
if I have a (You) when I get back I'll reveal her response

Chasing the snow lads haha

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>>68732568
would

>>68732448
ugly or obese or what?

agnostic radical centrist

What is the best wank you have ever had lads?

>>68732604
because it's shitposting central both journalistic and discussion wise

normal media outlets don't let people comment

why isnt anybody replying to my thread ?

Literally don't give a shit about some runt asking mummy for runt-fodder :)

>>68732645
obviously I was exaggerating lid

>>68732604
t. oblivious guardian reader

If suicide wasn't a sin in the Christian faith I'm sure Peter Hitchens would have offed himself years ago.

>>68732660
Is it snowing there already? It's just painfully cold in Virginia and I hate it.

Cuddled Karen Brady down the back of the Londis in Haywards Heath

>>68732667
she got better looking tbqh, definitely would.

The so-called daesh

>>68732634
no

Business idea: legalise all drugs apart from heroin

>>68732667

Geoff horsefield told me she's got a hairy muff

her daughter is also a proper slag.

>>68732678
On the dude weed lmao, literally go all day, last long, and do it like 20 times. Porn is so much better, and I get incredibly horny. Just would smoke weed for that.

I'm gay though so ymmv.

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>>68732704
>he lives in the virgin state

>>68732701
guardian and telegraph get some mentions tbf

>>68732734
heroinophobe

>>68732703

why do you say that?

>>68732736
>her daughter is also a proper slag.

pics

I'm 18 and earn 10k a week

AMA

>>68732734
>legalising ice

plebs ought to be banned from the internet

had enough of reading asinine opinions online

gonna have a comfy day watching anime

>>68732734
what's wrong with the odd bit of afghan smack

>>68732734

bit rude to scots

>>68732713
>Cuddled

bit gay

If i get a (You) i'll reveal my ballbag

>>68732311
>/brit/
>this is norwich edition
No, this is shit LMAO!

fine you selfish pricks

you'll never know if I'm having a sausage sarnie or not

>>68732754
Because everything makes him miserable, Britain makes him miserable, people make him miserable, the 21st century makes him miserable, he doesn't seem to even enjoy breathing

>not one good game of footy today
how am i supposed to ignore the state of my life now?

>>68732678
on ecstasy, lasts forever once you actually get hard and porn looks so much better

>>68732731
how sure are you of that

>>68732791
she's got initiative tbqh, I'd hire her on the spot.

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>>68732800
>not one good game of footy today

Business idea: Open a Wetherspoons but for weed in Amsterdam

*goes down the villa and sings karen brady is a slag*

>>68732755

www.instagram.com/sophiapesch/?hl=en

>>68732800
West Brom vs Man United will be good

chelsea need to fuck off

>>68732844
no it wont lol

>>68732800
BCFC

>>68732831
>what is the grasshopper
>what is the bulldog

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Ahh yes, last night was a self proclaimed 'rough one'

>>68732839
>tfw no chav slag to shag

Ah yes Alan sugar absolute business giant for flogging Del Boy 80s Chinese computers what a business juggernaut

>>68732865

>>68732838
fucking hell

>>68732870
thought this was a dead rabbit from the thumbnail

>>68732797

from his chat with owen jones I just watched recently I think he gets a kick out of being a contrarian figure. he also clearly loves his country, or what it used to be.

I do think he harbours jealousy towards his brother though. probably natural

>>68732844
>>68732828
>>/bin/

erm lads I'm starvin-marvin but not going to the gym until 3pm

don't want to waste any nutrition ugetme?

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>>68732870

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>West Brom vs Man United will be good

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>>68732837

me on the left

on 4.5mg xanax for the first time in months, not doing much

>>68732907
That lad isn't me you eejyt

how exactly does one go about getting a job as an ice-cream van vendor? seems its one of those jobs that you NEVER see posted on any job sites or classified lists or anywhere, yet until recently I lived in an area where a ice-cream van would pull up right across from the house so I could see it while watching TV and there would be a different guy operating the thing almost every week so they must be posting them somewhere ...

>>68732803
very

>>68732907
lol

>'deadmau5' shouldn't be drowned

hhhmmmm, interesting perspective.

Jay now does adverts for Game hahaha what a loser

>>68732879
you're not welcome round these parts mister american, i suggest you leave

>>68732922
It's a self employed thing

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>>68732907

>42 026 post karma
>34 658 кapмa кoммeнтapиeв
ree I want this too

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>>68732913
me second from the right

>>68732922
nonce

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>>68732946
>the north

Need to pop off some cum boys
Anyone got some YouTube videos I can whack to?

>>68732907
SCREAMING

>>68732971
lily allen

>>68732971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb5w3jVOonE

>>68732946
>The North

fuck sakes

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>>68732954

haha alri dion

eating a piece and sausage and a bacon sarnie. grilled it this time because healthy

>>68732995
whtf

Have had 7 or 8 girls compliment my new haircut

Everything Paul Joseph Watson says sounds like an Express headline.

>>68732971
got your winner right here m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjuaFo5TOjA

>>68732924
Then in which case there is nothing more I can say to convince you, other than asking that you do not.

"There is nothing in this world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.”

*strikes your buttocks*

>>68733043
it's called sarcasm

>>68732995
He has a nice willy

>>68733046

hot ngl

Reckon the north is the way it is because people in the Middle Ages dumped their unwanted defected children up north to live in huts

>>68733009
>Dion Dublin

KEK the guy would come on for Utd, score an absolute screamer, then get injured and wouldn't be back on the pitch again for 2 months only for the same thing to happen again haha

what a legend

>>68733046
how do i get meaty farts like these??
i've been squeezing out nothing but dry squeakers the last few weeks

>>68733068
Wales is essentially Northern tbqh

need an orgasmic release

>>68733085
why do irish people support man u?

>>68733107
drink lots of malt liquor

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>move to london
>livin' la vida lyca

>>68733076

it's because of the genetic and epigenetic legacy of the industrial revolution specifically mass irish immigration

>>68733116
I think slightly more people support liverpool

>>68733060
Yeah...one of them even made out with me ironically heh...

Why isn't she called Karen Peschisolido

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bought some of these

>>68733107
it's because you're the vegetarian aussie who says fuck off murderer

>>68733116
george best (ironically a prod, but he brought Utd to Irish audiences in the 70s)

>>68733148
She's a strong independent woman

>>68733158
I eat raw kangaroo every day bro

>>68732941

>>68733161

>>68733172
fuck off murderer

>>68733172
fuck off murderer

Might start publicly accusing people of sending guns to the IRA with fake evidence I manufactured

>>68733195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

>>68733211

i bet that guy thinks weed smokers are losers

>>68733211
heart attack?

best cracker prize?

>>68733248
ur mum

that orange juice stuff is alright ain't it

>>68733239
obviously not idiot

>>68733216
Good la

>>68733248
paper clips

>>68733248
rolex

oh wait, you're probably talking about povvo crackers

>he fell for the 'fruit juice is healthy' meme

>>68733270
what then?

thought you were trying to be ironically funny

gonna smoke this spliff out my bedroom window
think I give a fuck if my family smell it downstairs ? you're mistaken

>>68733248
bottle opener

>>68733293
Ever done a fruit juice enema?

>>68733051
>tfw the psychologist said i might have to just accept i won't ever be as happy as other people
this so called ""help"" is very overrated

>>68733294
he's obviously drunk off his arse.

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>gonna smoke this spliff out my bedroom window
>think I give a fuck if my family smell it downstairs ? you're mistaken

>>68733288
>Rolex

Aaah, you must be talking about the 'money but no taste' crackers

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Having din dins

What are the rules of /brit/?

>>68733296
fucking hell you nutcase

>>68733310
he's right. its called acceptance.

>>68733316
t. doctor talking to some one who doesn't go outside

>>68733338
lol loser

Fucking hell YouTube cocks are huge

https://youtu.be/ZQOXS_AhGbw

>>68733327
can see your fat mess of a reflection in the wine glass haha

>>68733327
literally christmas in the UK and it looks like summer outside

>>68733327
Autism levels off the chart

>>68733327
t. does law at Manchester Uni

>>68733327

living the meme

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>>68733256
never liked it myself but am considering drinking a glass a day from here on after watching a vsauce video about scurvy

>>68733327
that munch doesn't look very peng

ever since i started eating these so called digestive biscuits ive had the permanent feeling of needing a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjYaO22Qb8k

>>68733385
Take multivitamin supplements

>>68733327
astonishing autism

>>68733366
>christmas
>in autumn
>yank education

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>>68733327

looks good m8
i tried that once too

>>68733352
well done

>>68733395
u realise they do have that purpose? for in the war when people couldnt eat a proper diet

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it's official lads

>>68733416
would love to batter you

>>68733416
>American spirit cigarettes with dinner

What the fucks your problem mate

so no one told you life was gonna be this way
your job's a joke, you're broke
your love life's DOA

>>68733416
a yank royalist? wat

>>68733438
stop posting this uncle tom

>>68733416
the absolute state

>>68733416
>pub ale

as a tall middle class white man i basically can't be offended by anything

i genuinally wonder what it feels like for a black person to be called a nigger

in my head i can't imagine it being hurtful at all but then i'm not black

any black people wanna let me know what it's like

>>68733438
is that really obama's brother

>>68733157
fuck sakes man, come on.

>tfw you realise everyone on the internet is a 19-year-old, male memer and if you actually want to speak to someone online who doesn't fit this profile then you're out of luck

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>stop posting this uncle tom

Just wanked for the first time in 4 days

Cum was very thick with a yellow tint

>>68733501
>the internet = 4chan

>>68733516
time to see the ol' dick doc.

>most british biscuits are actually owned by turks
really makes you think

She wants a ____ from brum

>>68733492
yeah it's tough

>>68733248

mini-toolkit

Despite its satirical nature, some of the things that have featured in Official Monster Raving Loony Party manifestos have become law, such as being able to vote at 18, "passports for pets", and all-day pub openings.

What's your gender?

>>68733531
paedophile

>>68733531
plum

>>68733527
Shall not be buying this product again.

>>68733531
architect

>>68733537
architect

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>it'll get better
>not attractive and autistic
>no talent or drive
>it'll get better

>>68733531
mini playing cards

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she's got a point you know

>>68733416
>PG Tips
Get some piping hot Lipton black lad

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Manchester as viewed from Liverpool Cathedral

>these two cities despise each other
>they are basically the same city

>>68733525
If you have not ejaculated for some time, your first ejaculation is likely to be a bit yellow in color. This happens because the semen stays in the seminal vesicles for long and becomes thick. This old semen may look a bit lumpy and have a slightly different color with yellow tinge.

>>68733615
liverpool is nicer in terms of architecture

>>68733602
>nobody will ever love you

people do love me though

>taxing sugar into oblivion will end obesity

sure, just like taxing tobacco cured cancer

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>tfw doing A Levels at 20

>>68733602
nah reckon she's still just a spoiled bitch

>>68733602
>wank stained
>implying I don't clean up properly

>>68733633

this desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFSCt7_8yP4

>>68733615
pennines look a bit cold

>>68733602
tell her I am doing no fap

>>68733633
>this poo is nicer in terms of smell

I stubbed my toe incredibly badly this last week, and it's still quite painful even today.
What's the worst injury you've ever endured?

>>68733531
train ticket away

>>68733641
it did reduce smoker numbers

>>68733672
is there anything more obnoxious than a sassy black homosexual?

THE RUSSIANS THE EVIL RUSSIANS ITS THE RUSSIANS DOING EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD THE RUSSIANS

>>68733615

>despise each other

meme. outside of football nobody cares.

>>68733641
that's not why those things are taxed

they're taxed to help support the NHS to deal with those issues

>>68733641
Smoking rates are at an all time low

>>68733677
giggling like a nutter
excellent analogy

>>68733689
hernia

>>68733699
even better
so this will reduce eater numbers?

>>68733677
some poos are better than others

>>68733706
t. experienced geopolitical strategist

https://youtu.be/KKO2jHCX9e4

>>68733706
t. Ivan Londonov

might vote for brexit
might not

>>68733710
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigovian_tax

hate his body language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpnMBlg7Fw

>>68733726
sugar eater numbers yes

just watched rainman lads

had a little cry ngl haha

should I get an OLED tv or not?

Voted for Brexit AND Trump

>>68733689

lost a leg in a car accident

>>68733777
fuck off with your normie meme

>>68733778
t. Russian

>>68733761
>'what up'
>tubby pleb
>favourite 'town is Las Vegas

binned.

>>68733780
that'll teach you for driving unsafely

>>68733780
Did you find it again? #haha

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don't you think it's time we gave them back

i have a folder in my bookmarks that I keep having to move to the top because it never stays there. didn't know browsers had to be saved like video games. why is this happening

>>68733789
ah yes, "asapj0sh"

black people are only attractive when they talk, act and dress like white people

would not blame a white girl for fucking a black man who fits those prerequisites

>>68733840
>back
Never belonged to anyone but us in the first place

the answer to no obesity is just make junk food more expensive and healthy stuff better
we all know povvos are on average fatter so thats a good solution

got
a
large
willy
no
wait
semi
big
willy
actually
nah
i
consider
it
to
be
medium
sized

>>68733796
how is a tv normie?

>>68733710
Smoking is universally bad
Eating isn't

Why should some get penalised because others are reckless.

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pull my cracker

>capitalism is the best system because individuals make the best choices for their money

>we can't tax them because they will make bad choices

>>68733868
black people are never attractive
halfcastes can be provided they get the right features

I'm hungry and need to get ready for tonight but I cba getting up

>>68733893
i'm sure you'll cope having to pay 20p extra for your baby fizzy pops.

Ride my bic

>>68733896
*pulls your willy*

>>68733836

nah, lost it up your mums arsehole

>>68733950
not an argument

>>68733935
>>68733935
>>68733935
>>68733935

>>68733893
>>68733966

it's not a tax on eating . t

>>68733840
not really no

Nobody likes government
Everyone likes capitalism

Anarcho Capitalism is undeniably the future

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>>68733441
>>68733442
>>68733468
>>68733476
>>68733488
>>68733614

eat your peas, queenie dearest. they'll help you grow up big and strong!

>>68733869
t. born yesterday

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>>68734020

>really horny but won't see the gf 'til like 2am

zzzz

>>68733248
fake moustache