/brit/

cara

1 master race

*builds a house out of cardboard*
*brags about how large my cardboard house is*

the answer is yes, they are metal frames

>Kashima Antlers will act like a "crocodile" attacking its prey when they play Real Madrid in Sunday's Fifa Club World Cup final in Yokohama.
>The Japanese side are the first from Asia to contest the final.
>Antlers defender Naomichi Ueda said: "I'm a crocodile.
>"Just as a crocodile will complete its conquest by dragging its prey into the water, I just want to bring them down - whether it's in the air or on the ground, one on one."

so glad these weird cunts are breeding themselves out of existence

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>he thought the northern powerhouse was a meme

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Street,_Manchester

>>68730455
>amerisharts actually do this

>tfw 5'9 and built like jordan knight

>>68730418
anything riper than 2 is spoiled

Is there an app that gives you notifications when someone replies to your 4chan post?

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>>68730511
>app

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facing the prospect of yet another christmas day and NYE alone

>>68730491

remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAFQFl41RYk

>>68730511
prefer not to say

only just realised in most sentences with he/she the gender is literally irrelevant.

why did we start this and more to the point why did the progressive left resolve it by making more pronouns instead of reducing it to the one we need

>>68730510
quite enjoy a 2 sometimes tbf, got to be in the right mood though

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who /hier/ lives in cornwall? my great-great grandmother was born there. i looked up census records and found her childhood home address. this is what it looks like now:

was wondering if anybody had ever been there, it's in Camborne

>>68730559
sublime gimmick

I like 2 and 3, others can be damned. Say "no" to yellow banana dictature!

>>68730559
mediocre gimmick, didn't chuckle and will probably not be overly annoying to me

>>68730573
yeh its a deprived shit-hole. dont go there.

>>68730559
>not even midday yet
>battery at 23%
fucking animal

>>68730494
>manchester finally soars
>right in time for britain's decline

screeching

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Rate the brekkie lads x

Why is the black one the smallest?

>>68730540
>working new years day
>have to get a holiday-rate taxi to and from work because no public transport

The cost of the two taxis will literally be more than my daily pay.

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going to kill the hamster tonight

>>68730567
w-what kinda mood we talking about here

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>>68730418
Trying to find a place where I can hide these presents I bought for my son and daughter lads, where would you actually hide them so they can't find them?

>>68730447
>>68730510
snobs,
7 is the best, sweetest 'nana.

>>68730627
>having children

offspringcuck

>>68730615
>The cost of the two taxis will literally be more than my daily pay.
then why go in?

>dnm NDD

royal mail delays my arse lads

>>68730540
why don't you go home to the so-called rents?

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I'm tired of being fat

>>68730600

the weak pound means foreigners are snapping up british property in even greater numbers now

soon we'll all be renting in qatari owned buildings and only literal billionaires will be owner occupiers

>>68730615
serves you right for being a fucking mongo that can't drive

>>68730573
Live on the border of Cornwall, it's massive lad and not a lot to do. Why?

>>68730616

gonna shove it up you're butt with a tube?

>>68730656
then go to sleep

permanently

>>68730667
excellent

>checking out nearby tower to climb
>looks good, no electrical warnings other than the control box
>decide to check nearby ruins for scary homeless people that might throw rocks at me or something to make me fall off
>don't have contacts in, see something purple that wasn't there last time
>it's square shaped and i'm looking at it through a doorway so I can only see part of it
>assume it's a tent
>as I sneak up for a closer look I hear a loud gunshot
>lots of pheasant shooters nearby so it's not out of place, still scared the fuck out of me though
>I get closer and realise it's just some graffiti, gunshots ring out and I shake as I take a picture
>decide to leave the climb for another day
bloody ridiculous how close those shots were lads.

>>68730690
janner scum

>>68730691
going to smother the bastard animal

>>68730646
Losing a bit of money is preferable to losing my job. Employers tend to look unfavourably upon workers simply not showing up when they don't feel like it.

>>68730615

walk or cycle then. It's not like you have anything better to be doing.

>>68730656
change your flag then

this is well worth watching, fucking madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLp5hlyrtnE

>>68730682
I'd still hemorrhage money and probably be worse off even if I could drive. I'd need to pay for 8 hours parking in town.

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working? on new years eve? which is a saturday?

>>68730600

>soars

a bit strong, I can guarantee most of those buildings will be unoccupied.

>>68730743
jimbo should give up the free information lark and just sell it

multi-billionaire overnight

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>when your boy hands you a zoot of the dank and you take two drah and it licks your head

>>68730733

fuaaarkkkk, fucking loony

>tfw unironically called tarquin
sad thing is I'm not even that posh

>>68730733
fuck me. never used to care about heights when i was little, got older and couldn't handle them anymore. palms get visibly sweaty watching stuff like that.

ah yes, when your boy hands you a zoot of the dank and you take two drah and it licks your head, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

>>68730802
such a fucking fedorable twat
who would write that on facebook and think their associates would enjoy reading it

>>68730418
7 is best its most sweet and feels like honey

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Playing stalker on a 50 inch telly lads

business idea: report rosy to HMRC for not paying tax on her findom earnings

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dinner tonight: Japanese curry with rice

dinner tomorrow night: toad-in-the-hole with buttery cabbage

gun b gud

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an image of one of my petrified bollocks floating through space

>>68730824
still think the moutain free climbers top the absolute madmen list, one tiny slip and you're ded

like how does that even become your hobby

Is taking your laptop to the toilet with you while you have a dump considered weird??

>>68730733
I blame videogames

>>68730894

yes very weird wtf

>>68730894
Every time

>>68730883
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds

reading some fake news

>>68730894
depends, do you put it on your lap or do you have a surface to rest it on like a laundry hamper or something?

Really don't like Phil Jupitus nor Ross Noble.
The first one just screams like his "jokes" are supposed to be even funnier when he gets louder.
I can't quite pinpoint why I don't like Ross Noble, but his accent doesn't help at all.

>>68730908
speak for yourself, I would have him laid out in under 5 seconds if he started on me

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>>68730865
capital idea, sire.

*reads the local news*
>101 year old man convicted for noncing
>huge riot in winson green prison
ahh yes, birmingham

>>68730926
Jupitus was good at bailing out the horribly unfunny guests on Buzzcocks at least.

>>68730908
mate swear to god that chimp wouldn't last 10 seconds in Wakefield
could knock him out no hassle

mornin' lads

>>68727286
whoops fell asleeep hehe

>>68730994 (chav)

wrong

banana 7 best banana

>>68731020
*holds your hand*
What's wrong sweetie? x

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>mon-fri:
>work 8hrs a day/eat healthy/do moderate exercise/1-2 hrs of 4chan in the evening/maintain structure and at least some level of normieism

>sat-sun:
>fall out of bed whenever the fuck/shitpost on /brit/ about wanking, taking massive shits and being a unimaginably pathetic human being/eat shit food and drink all day until passing out/

quite like this inescapable routine

>>68730786

thought the latest pengest munch episode was contrived

didn't have the charm of the tottenham episode

>>68731017
top o the mornin

>>68731024
u wot dickhead
you want some too do ya? come on then you fucking cunt come down to Wakefield I'll take the lot of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUcxnvAeMc

are you memeing obviously number 6 is best

>>68731047
temporary little problem called life ;D

>>68731054
and the rest of the day to you

need a bf

>>68731082
reminds me of the willy, my willy

>>68731086
yes we're memeing. haha jokes on you!

>>68730418

4 and 5.

boys I'm hanging like a little bitch

help please

lads I've got the thesis and the sources for me last short paper all I have to do is write it out and I'm done school

>>68731111
bender

yeah you might think you're a somebody but if you ain't been to wakey then don't even dare call yourself a hardman

>>68731130
do not assume things anon

>tfw got a mediocre haircut

Gonna be honest lads, not a good feeling.

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georgie
e
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i
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>>68731158
your hair will grow back
this tiny willy I've got is never gonna grow

this pic reminds me, when I was living in a flat alone and poor as fuck I'd often make banana bread when I had nothing else to eat

when you take it out of the oven after not eating anything all day and break it open and the steam rises out with the banana and cinnamon... then you dive in... ahh...

being poor has its simple pleasures

>>68730418
5 or 6, 4 if i'm hungry

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>>68731177

>>68731158
wish i saved that scottish tweet about barber doing no wrong

>>68731158
iktf

barbers just got a young lad in who's complete shite, have to be polite because he's 6'4 and built like a kebab shithouse

>>68731125
Yeah go on then Billy big bollocks

>tfw mature enough to not bully yanks and take them in with open arms
xxx

>>68731207
2,3,1

>>68730849
>pausing a video game to post something on 4chan

the immersion must be out of this world...

ASMR darling has 404,000 subs

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/brit/ in a nutshell

just did the sharpest fart ever

>>68731125

>thesis

Pffffttt lad you'll never earn as much as a bricklayer

>>68731238
Good lass

you lads realize that Americans are actually shorter than British, right?

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>>68731234

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the gf (in the orange, at the back) and her friends

>>68731280
yeah but you have loads of spic manlets messing with the averages

>>68731261

I only went back to finish my degree because I was sick of wageslavery. I know well a social science degree won't get me far.

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>>68731238
never rated her desu

>on holidays in another country/region
>start to mimick the accent

Is this autism?

seen my little brother in a club last night and was being a cringey cunt
scared to leave my room now, too sober to speak to him

>>68731286
3,4,7,1,5,6,2

>>68731316
ta be sure

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>postman ring doorbell to give parcel but my mum is out
>don't answer the door and now she has to go and collect it

howling

eating anything under a 5 is tantamount to noncery

>>68731316
nah, my sister and I do it as well without intention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP2IMaTmLM

So many cocks to suck
So little time

>>68731331
>can't interact with posties

they speak to hundreds of people every day, they don't care how sperge you are

>>68731366
I was in the toilet

want to walk the dog but the normoids will be out in force with their staffies, jack russells and yorkies

test

>>68731344
you'll never be the man jordan knight was
yeah go on carry on with your posts and your shitty little gimmicks
bit never forget that jordan knight put australia on the map

>>68731316
used to do this to people on xbox live a lot

>>68731382
ahh ok

good lad

>>68731383
Maybe you can talk to them and make friends :]

getting my weekly dose of football focus lads

>>68731331
now you have to wait longer to get the parcel, think you messed up in this instance

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>>68731048
This is the routine I've been on for about a year. Gonna get worst next week with it being Christmas.

>>68731331
>3.96MB
>.gif
you are having a laugh

are you a mummy's boy or daddy's boy?

>>68731428
mummys cause daddy wasn't around

>>68731389
>jordan knight put australia on the map

think you'll find that was james cook x

>>68731438
explains why you're a bender with no life

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jermaine jenas and kevin kilbane?

>>68731316
lived in canada for a year and always put on a fake canadian accent when i was out in public because i didn't want to cause a scene

>>68731428
Mummys boy

My sister is a fucking daddys girl

have hugged many females but unfortunately none of them have had big diddies to press against

>>68731452
beyond the normal level of rude

>>68731485
>tfw can only get fat girls so know big diddies all too well

>>68731438
same

>>68731485
bender

>>68731428
I'm my own man

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>tfw used to be a normie and have sex
>still wank now to the memory of shagging this girl 5 years ago

>>68731513
untrue

>>68731522
that's not a girl

I have a small feminine willy, shave my legs, wear knickers and I sit down to wee x

>>68730559
FUCK OFF THIS IS AN OLD GIMMICK OF MINE

REPORTING YOU TO THE GIMMICK OFFICE RIGHT THIS INSTANT

>>68731526
>only hugging
>not a bender

>>68731528
didn't mean it like that :/

>>68731541
hmm

>>68731550
what else am I meant to do

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business idea: the northern powerhouse

aussies who come here need to understand that they are to be treated as a curiosity, as natural entertainers. we expect high quality banter and plenty of g'days

>>68731578
the lunge

>>68731580
More like northern poo

>>68731588
what's that

>>68731580
Based harry and Paul

anyone else doing no fap 2017?

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>>68731607
>he doesn't know the lunge

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Got banned from /pol/ lads

love it when jenas pretends to be black

Real friends how many of us

football

>>68731634
what's that supposed to mean

the so called brother got a veggie gf and is now a veggie himself hahahaha

is he a cuck or just a strategical shagger?

>>68731627
explain

>>68731629
>Anime fork

this is clearly from a manga you pleb

not even a weeaboo and even I know the difference

fuck off weeb twat

>>68731668
how do they shag in their wheelchairs

>>68731673

*Rolls eyes* UGH! It's called irony lad

4s are too starchy and actually worse for you than say 6 or 7

>>68731668

if she's vegetarian she's probably pretty hot

some tv show had the crazy/hot scale. it's a linear function. so you need to accept some of that kind of stuff in order to get a hot gf.

>>68731673
Baited
Now everyone knows you're a loser

7 for the sweetest
anything left of 5 and you are eating a hard, tasteless banana

>>68731690
hmmm
in two minds about this post

>>68731485
>first day of year 8
>feel something soft press against my arm
>turn around and realise it was the big diddies of some beautiful girl trying to squeeze past
>be infatuated with her but never talk to her for the rest of my life
ah yes, autism

I like pears when they're extremely ripe and juicy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

>>68731732
Maybe you'll also like this
*Slaps your face with my willy*

>>68731707
>some tv show had the crazy/hot scale.
love how I met your mother desu

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I would care for a fully ripened succulent pineapple

good things:

free trade
outsourcing
offshoring
tax evasion

bad things:

protectionism
crony capitalism
subsidies
rorkism

Don't really care for pears that much.

when people compliment me I assume they're taking the piss or saying it because they pity me

>>68731759
>tax evasion

think you mean avoidance lad

>>68731749
that lovely groove

>>68731762
>he can't handle the juice

Janner lads represent

>>68730418
6 and 7 are the only acceptable answers

maybe 5 if you really want a banana and there is nothing else

>>68731759
Not quite sure what you're trying to say here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zCrB42Mpg

.

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>When fowk compliment uz ah assume they're takin t' piss or sayin it 'cos thee pity uz

>>68731749
When did Jermaine Jena's ever play for England

https://youtu.be/uwD0mftYdxQ

the chicken connoisseur will be a 1xtra DJ in our lifetimes lads

>>68731806
friendlies

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what did he mean by this

>>68731777
keep forgetting which is which

either way corporate tax shouldn't exist

lovely groove

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hi lads

>>68731869
evasion = illegal
avoidance = cheeky

>>68731799
are nolsy is never going to live that down, is he?

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plotting a wank

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who /depressed/ here?

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just saw my reflection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpEaFmK3lrY

conceiving a poo

>>68731899
the stuff of dreams

>>68731907
why are you all bullying jermaine

poor lad's done nowt wrong

Starbucks pays no tax in the UK.

globalists OUT

>>68731907
it's funny that he has half become a politican spokesperson

but then you think he's probably the most articulate footballer of this generation

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>>68731915
>>68731907

>>68731864
Theresa May is an absolute madwoman

name the 3rd man on the moon

>>68731944
I'm not bullying him I like him

good things: the radical centre

>>68731899
ooft

>>68731961
tim peake

hmm my wallet condom expires soon

>>68731945
well technically it does since it pays it's employees money and they end up paying tax

why tax corporations when you can tax individuals?

>>68731961
andrew something? is he the one who played golf?

*posts a runescape pking video on youtube complete with screamo music and an unregistered hypercam 2 watermark in the top right corner*

>>68731965
I don't, the cunt was shit at villa

princess chelsea makes more than escorts do without shagging anyone

very smart girl

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me in the middle

>>68731893
Never.

The actor who played Bane (Tom Hardy) is in Dunkirk too and HE IS LITERALLY IN A PLANE WEARING A MASK WITH A DISTORTED VOICE. Then he CRASHES HIS PLANE.

At this point Nolsy is just fucking with /tv/. The bastard has seen the memes

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>>68731988
villa make everyone shit though

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You now remember the golden generation of english football

>>68731988
fuck off hayd

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>>68731984
me in 2004

Fucking hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnQXO342N7w

Also, who unironically names a child 'cruz'? sm h.

>>68731864
>equalities committee in the headline
>women and equalities committee in the subheader

make your mind up libshites

I like the new American Football album don't care what you say

>>68732007
i need a poster of this

>>68732007
>golden generation
>could never get past the quarter finals of any tournament

>>68732007
gerrard and lampard can't play together ffs

>>68732007
>playing 5 at the back
eww
>>68732008
not him
villa are a big club so it's not surprising there are various supporters in this general

>>68732056
so you can wank off to it? thats so fucking gay mate

>>68732007
>Terry, Carra, Rio, Ashley, Nev
meme formation spotted

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>villa are a big club

why does it feel like there's a disproportionate amount of brummies in /brit/

>>68732021
>pushes mongo

fucking triggered

https://vimeo.com/195908156
>the less black influenced one is better
what a surprise

>>68732104
t. plastic

>>68732107
Cause none of them have jobs LOL

>>68732107
brummies are the most powerful race on /brit/

>>68732104
for you

>>68732007
robinson is such a manlet for a keeper

>>68731981

you have it wrong, individuals shouldn't be taxed because they are mere cogs in a system, not that which is generating wealth.

I'd also remind people that the idea of a regular, persistent income tax is a modern phenomenon that arose largely out of WWI.

Back in the day kings and rulers would levy the odd tax on individuals but it was a one time thing, and it had to serve a direct purpose. (i.e. our navy needs ships, ok let's levy a tax).

As citizens we've become disciplined into thinking regular annual income taxes are normal, when in reality they are an aberration and a fundamental breach of the Ancient Rights of Englishmen over which a civil war was fought and a king executed.

I could ramble on further but I won't

>>68732007
>Robinson
>Joe Cole

almost

>>68731893
according to /tv/, nolan has said he considers the plane scene his favourite scene in TDKR

and this was well after the the outbreak of baneposting so he likely doesn't even know its a meme

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>>68732107
because I am forcing an agenda
you're mere puppets to me

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did a few pushups

feeling swole

bet i could take you all on

>>68732107
there are more peeps in the west midlands than the whole of Ireland

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what did he mean by this

>>68731984
>tfw seeing people pk whips and barrows
>you barely you have 100k

mental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocb7pQKUcJ0

>>68732148
see
>>68732003

he knows about it

Just got a very painful Charley horse (excuse my use of North American slang)

unpresidented lmfao

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>>68731983

alan shepard played golf

he was number 5 on the moon and also the first american in space, not a bad career

>>68732143
>over which a civil war was fought and a king executed.
who? one of the charles'?

Has ANYTHING good ever come from Birmingham? I'll wait...

>>68732169
He's gobsmacked that China would take an unmanned US Navy vessel out of the water and back to the Middle Kingdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKp-QkqhKL0
qt got aussie'd

>>68732007

on paper this was the best team in the world easily

>>68731961
unironically met buzz aldrin once

couldn't understand a word he said

>>68732230
Enoch Powell

>>68732230
Black Sabbath

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>>68732190
>the first northerner in space is a pie

>>68732190
that pie could have fed an entire african village for a month. this injustice must end

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>>68732230
Aston villa

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>>68732169
drumpf will cause another 1994 taiwan crisis

[spoiler]which would be a great thing[/spoiler]

https://youtu.be/AwARY7Kk8ek

>>68732230
The industrial revolution sweetie
Birmingham put the Great in Britain

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took a selfie today

had to set a one hour delay x

>>68732169
>unpresidented
fucks sake don did spellcheck not even flag that up?

>>68732311
>>68732311
>>68732311
>>68732311

was gonna make a post then realised its nearly sage time and i didn't want to miss out on potential (You)s

>>68732258
Wrong. Nicholas Patrick is from Saltburn-by-the-Sea in North Yorkshire

>>68732226

yes Charles I

people can debate cromwell's motives, but he mainly represented the struggle between the aristocrats and the monarchy. He saw absolutism as a violation of the rights of Englishmen to govern themselves

>>68730418
Anything below 5 is unripe and dry.

>>68731994
i feel like that pocket on his t shirt

>>68731234

this tbqh

>>68732158
what the fuck is that thing

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>>68732107
there is one brummie autist who only posts about birmingham and aston villa. he is unemployed and posts day and night.

>>68732498
The future.

just enjoying a muller corner

>>68730418
>3 acceptable
>4 correct

are brits really this fucking savage?

>>68730418

6 masterrace

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Who here /formercolony/?

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>>68733349
reporting in

>>68730418
#7 master race

>>68730559
Update clover