/asean/

pertamax untuk ts

Indon will take Thai trannie dick

>>68729458
BOMOH SIAM vs BOMOH INDON
pay per view

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>having >60% muslim population
>being such a muslim shithole

There's literally no EXCUSE

>watch Your Name in cinema
>Japanese family sit next to me
Maximum Japanese experience!

>christian majority
>speak english
>still a shithole

it seems the only problem is pinoy

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>cucktholic

>>68729529
>a 98% cucktholic shithole telling others shithole
typical pinoy to bring down everyone to his level of shitholeness

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>get colonized by BRITS
>still speak shit english, even a fucking INDIAN can speak better

When will you blow yourselves up for muh allah?

>>68729529
>Poorlipine

You people are so shitty, you are the 2nd choices when we need a good maid.

At least Indonesian maid are fuckable not like you pinoy cockroaches

>>68729587
>>68729617

roman catholic doesnt count right

>>68729658
>Get colonized by Malays,Spanish and then Muricans
>Still a shithole ever since.

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>These are the guns that will wipeout the muslim filth that infests /asean/

DEUS VULT

>>68729458
How big is the Dutch influence in the Indonesian language? We still use a lot of Indonesian words in daily language, like nasi, saté, pienter, piekeren.

>his country has a state religion
makes me think....

duterte is a closeted muslim like obongo

>>68729714
>Malays
Kek

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in islam you cannot have pork

Kinda sad

>>68729729
>Pinoy in charge of a country
>So shitty need help from others to clean up their problem
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/malaysia-police-kill-key-abu-sayyaf-militant-in-shootout/3357850.html

bobo ma tagalog ;*)

>>68729746
https://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daftar_kata_serapan_dari_bahasa_Belanda_dalam_bahasa_Indonesia

>>68729714
>malays
but we are the malays

>>68729765
>He didn't know his own history
QUALITY education m8

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>>68729789
whats wrong with this?

>>68729682
cucktholic of poorlipenis = = = all Christianity sects

>>68729822
We know that's why its funny>>68729806

At least its not indians

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If Malaysia and Philippines decides to have a sex, which one of them is on top?

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>>68729793
We just killed your resident expert bomb maker, ahmed

Even our fucking farmers did better to supress this muslim filth, meanwhile your country is full of it

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>>68729831
It is delicious. Alongside roast pork

Yum yum

Kasihan my muslim brothers and sisters cannot enjoy the succulent savor of crispy pork skin

>>68729793
>malaysian terrorists get cornered
>malaysian agents flee the philippines and go home to their home country
>malaysia shoot and kill their agents to look good to their neighboors
thanks for the help

>>68729793
Good more Muslims dead

>>68729886
>vague description of penetrators
dismissed

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>>68729313
>>68729158
How does that mean anything? we have the largest Buddhist temple in the world for god sake

>>68729529
Malaysia, Brunei, and Indonesia are all richer than you

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>i can have pork because old testament doesn't count
>i can have tattoo because old testament doesn't count
>"so you can accept gays then?"

>>68729886
Neither we rather neck ourselves then mixing with these subhuman

>>68729886
Why would I have sex with a subhuman

>>68729886
The one that is more aggressive.

>>68729900
>and savouring the golden holy cow piss and shiet
I'll passed.
.blueekk.

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>>68729886
Doggy style we bum fuck malaysia in borneo

All of these shitposting is fun but Doraemon is up now.

>>68729857
If we follow migration from Taiwan

"Malays" came from here originally at least the Borneo side and the peninsula one are just Kahmer, thais

>>68729952
Aren't you guys yandere for us? Are we breaking up flip?

>>68729955
Jokes on you I am already in front of the tv watching Shin Chan

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>parts encircled are the only muslim shitholes in our country

I fucking wonder why

When do we carpet bomb sabah?

>>68729925
>>68729927
hmmm really makes you think

kalah gan kalah
kwkwkwkwkwkkwkw

>>68729952
>his cock is retracted like a tortoise's head
very classic sillypenis with dicklet

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>>68729886
dont care hab seks

>>68729944
You just have to don't you? Now I am really mad. Prepare for anal devastation you whore

>>68729994
Don't give me (you)s you subhuman filth, go fuck a goat

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>his country has a state religion
>his country has a monarch
>his country's state religion is islam pfff ahhahahhaha

>>68730023
Fuck I gave you (you)s

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>>68730000

>>68729985
>Shin Chan
Aw shit the nostalgia. it hits me hard. Better watch that animu.

>>68730044
>his country has ISLAM as state religoin
>it's fucking SUNNI

Fucking kek

>>68729988
>everything is with O
very cuckANO

>>68729988
How can you carpet bomb when you don't even have a functioning airforce?

My suggestion
1. Ask OFW to send more money
2. Bet on Pacquio match

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>>68730000
Nice but can you check mine too?

>>68730099
We'll have china to carpet bomb your shithole

tbqh i think malays are too easily triggered because of ego

if you are superior you don't need to become racist because we are all shit

>>68729799
Thank you, those are quite a lot. I think I would understand them if I'd hear one of those words in a sentence.

Going to the con just now. Nothing special desu. They have tcg like Yugioh, vanguard, and MtG but no Wixoss. And no anime onahole either.

>>68730099
>implying we need to carpetbomb your shithole

You muslims will blow yourselves up in due time

>>68730116
>he think china will choose pinoys over malaysia

>>68730116
china has stronger ties with us than filipines

Gan gue lagi nongkrong bareng sama Raisa nih

>Anti-Filipino sentiment has continued to swirl online, culminating in a blog titled "Blood Stained Singapore" suggesting ways to abuse Filipinos, calling them "an infestation". The suggestions, which included pushing Filipinos out of trains and threats to spray insecticide on them
>threats to spray insecticide on them

KEK
How do you feel when everyone in Asean community hated your guts.

>>68730116
>China
Oh wow. I wonder which fucker who yell muh island, muh Spratly in the middle of Asean conference.

>>68730156
Malay-chink girls are hot too

>>68729458
:(

>>68730175
You're all just jealous

>be a malay
>mumble 'fuck the king' accidentally
>get jailed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

it is absolutely normal for countries to bash each other

just dont take it too personally

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>he never eats pork because MUH ALLAH

>>68730217
>Be pinoy
>bought a couple of panadols
>got killed by Duterte because drugs

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>68730217
>accidentally
>implying that's possible
Get ready for your jail flip.

>>68730249
pork taste good but not healthy compared to other meats toobehonest

>>68730206
You're okay, just ignore these mudslimes

>>68730249
>he is eating shit eaters
Oh wow.

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I didn't know /asean/ has a circlejerk hour now

>>68730278
stop. you make me embarassed

Lol Pilak memang kilik sangat
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Natal?

babi pinoy fight me 1v1 dota right now la cibai

apologize to philippines NOW

do you even have morals??? did you learn to be tolerant and throw it away after graduation or did you drop out you shits.

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Even based buddhist believes the filth that is ISLAM should be eradicated

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>>68730059
elo i like spen only

>>68730104
wot?

>>68730121
>implying I'm Malay

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>>68730317
Make me roti canai first you whore

>>68730278
Farm pig don't eat shit, shithead. Only starving pig eat shit since there are no other food.

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it's happening again, the start of decreasing quality of this thread

>>68730357
>Eating Roti Canai without based Teh Tarik

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>be a malaysian
>go to philippines
>become the most wanted man in the whole country
you cant make this up

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>your offical state religion is sunni muslim

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>68730345
REEEEEEEEEEE

REMOVE KELING, REMOVE CHINK

>>68730343
yeah islam is cancer like non-malay need to hear that imam yelling every 5 am

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>>68730366
Is your muslim safespace broken? Sorry bout that

>>68730376
>teh tarik

more like shit
lol

>>68730376
Ok. Hunnie, teach me

>>68730359
lel chink.

ca ya nun alif ba wau ba ya ba alif lam ya kaf ca ya nun alif la alif

>>68730214
any sane person wouldn't feel that way. especially not towards a fucking flipp

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>>68730417
>pinoy
>produce rifle

kek you guys can't even beat us in AARM

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>>68730381
>says sillypenis

malaysian pride world wide

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>year 2016
>still being a muslim shithole

>>68730428
Damn you!! You always find a way to mock me

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>>68730214

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lol

>>68730477
>>68730466
>>68730417

TOP LOL@EVERYONE
When you guys argue,you use Singaporean News(Channel News Asia)
When you fight,Singapore sends military support
When you have disasters,we send relief
Just integrate into Singapore already my dudes

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>"aku suka kakak"

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jones ngenes abis nasib lu
malam minggu bukannya malem mingguan sama pacar malah kejang-kejang di forum atheis
jones

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>>68730417

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>>68730519
>tfw german average length

>be pinoy nurse in uae
>literally washing hairy stinky mudslime shit hole

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw con ends

>he didnt win his country's independence with revolution

your ancestors pussy ass beta flows through your vein

>>68730525
Unless you want your country to be <60% muslim and get flooded with shit malaysians then do it

>>68730565
How is the con?

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>>68730525
>Integrate into a soon to be irrelevant country

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>>68730417

>>68730602
tol

why are pinoys so easily triggered lol

bro like, chill. you even use muslim card to offend us even tho we are multicultural country. i dont think a lot of malays here are muslims even.

>>68730525
You're welcome to join the republic anytime.

>died for independence
>condition during colonial times is far better than present day philippines

its like watching the fall of detroit under niggers all over again

>>68730597
Muslims are not in the top 3 beliefs my dude,you used the less than sign
>>68730610
Top kek,we are a world economy,have high standards of living,lowest crime rates in the world
Oh yeah also we created NEWater for you fucking cunts who cut off out water

>>68730380
>be flip
>go to malaysia
>trampled upon like cockroach like how they're so insignificant in the eyes of locals that any crime related with flip will be just dumped to Adaman sea and written as case closed.

>be other flip
>go to singapore
>get sprayed with pesticide

you can't make these up

>>68730390
>implying I'm keling

>>68730417
we don't need that to eradicate flip and wasting luxurious bullets because
>just use a plain simple cardbox
flip will die instantly

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>>68730525
>be a chinkapooinaloorean
are you joking right?

>>68730657
>That 1 black
Ok pinoy

>>68730249
Jokes on you, Gulf Ayrabs eat and enjoy pork secretly.

>>68730657
wow you spotted the pinoy

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>this is a typical rock band you see in malaysia

JUST

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>>68730648
>Drinking toilet water
>Top world economy

>>68730525
Johor maybe
How close is it?

>>68730632
Im a muslim.
I dont even cared when people on the net started their tantrum
Im here listening to some dangdut song and fapping to some hot ss doujin

>>68730701
you saved this from /pol/ from the "name our band" thread didn't you

>>68730714
that's it lad :)
halal in street
haram in sheet

>>68730566
>win independence with revolution
I though Geeezus was peaceful? No wait, it just the barbaric, short minded flippenis thinking with their dicklet penis

>>68730735

why is this particular pinoy poster trying to make enemies with everyone? biting the hands that feed them

>>68730703
NEWater's filtration is more advanced than the entirety of Malaysia's technologies
>>68730706
What?

>>68730777
can it turn sea water into drinkable water?

Did you know that Philippines is the world leader in banana and coconut export?

I am very impressed.

Wow.

Bravo.

>>68730630
Goshhh.

>sillypenis can't even afford to buy a designated shooting range

>>68730794
It actually can,it passes through microscopic filter holes,goes through reverse osmosis and finally through a uv lazer before getting salinated for taste

>>68730777
Rename it however you want, toilet water is toilet water.

It boggles my mind why you guys haven't invested into a better and bigger desalination plant instead.

>>68730820
wtf i want to annex singapore now

>>68730780
TOLD STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[x] FUCKING TOLD
[x] CASH4TOLD.COM
[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[x] TOLDERONE
[x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[x] BEN TOLDS
[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[x] 007: TOLDENEYE
[x] TEXAS TOLD’EM
[x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER
[x] PTERODACTOLD
[x] TOLDTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS
[x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[x] 24 CARAT TOLD
[x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAKTHE TOLD
[x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD
[x] GARY TOLDMAN
[x] TOLD SPICE
[x] TOLD STONE CREAMERY
[x] BABY IT’S TOLD OUTSIDE
[x] POKEMON TOLD AND SILVER
[x] TOLD YELLER
[x] EL DORADO: THE LOST CITY OF TOLD
[x] TOLDPLAY
[x] THE TOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
[x] DANNY DEVITOLD
[x] TOLDEN SUN
[x] FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLDS
[x] CAN’T TEACH A TOLD DOG NEW TRICKS
[x] I AIN’T SAYIN SHE A TOLD DIGGER
[x] TOLDING CHAIR
[x] TOLDIER OF FORTUNE
[x] THE TOLDEN COMPASS
[x] TOLDEN AXE
[x] TOLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM
[x] ROCKIN TO THE TOLDIES
[x] BATTLETOLDS
[x] YE TOLDE PUB
[x] TOLDEN CAULFIELD
[x] THE TOLD MAN AND THE SEA
[x] TOLD MEDAL WINNER AT THE OLYMPIC
[x] ROBERT MUGATOLD
[x] RODRIGO DUTOLDTE

>>68730757
He's showing how easy you guys get bait and get asshurt

>>68730821
It's way cheaper and long sustaining,since sea water is pretty unstable with climate change and all.
>Inb4 climate change is a hoax

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Seriously though can someone explain to me whats wrong with malaysians? what did the british did wrong?

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>mfw I just had this for dinner

Mudslimes will never taste the food of the gods

>>68730777
>NEWater's filtration is more advanced than the entirety of Malaysia's technologies
We'll see about that once Johor divert all the water supplies to Iskandar.
>increase raw water price
>high petrol price for holder of Singaporean passport and car plat number in Johor

>>68730847
if making you all look retarded is bait then by all means go for it.

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>>68730847

>>68730860
You guys are literally surrounded by seawater.

>>68730842
Here's your plebbit coin now go back to you shitskin

>>68730877
Top kek,we will just annex johor.We already have a contingency plan to annex johor when we go to war

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did you ever accomplish your 2016 resolution?

>>68730925
Jokes on you we have a contingency plan when you decide to fuck our shit up.

>>68730925
How the hell can you win a war with your small population?

>>68730925
singapore even have a contingency plan for alien invasion. how can we ever compete?

>>68730898
Its international waters thanks to indonesia complaining about our land reclaimnation
>>68730923
That was a pretty good joke pinoy,you should learn what humor is.

>>68730875
>Malaysia is food capital of SEA
>Meanwhile Philippine is literal crap that even Anthony Bourdain didn't want to visit

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Is this a contingency plan?

What's happening here?

>>68730925
>literally he's under mercy of Sultan Johor
you do know that he can take you all at once just proving His Majesty's sovereignty of that land, don't you?

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>>68730925
do you have contigency plans for black magic?

>>68730956
We will do blitzkrieg and end the war quick
>>68730966
Top kek,good bantz today

>>68730985
/asean/ - turn off your brain edition

>>68730925
Singapore would only have one week to do it, even if it is successful the economic repercussions such as sanctions and civil unrest will echo for decades.

Even people in the hardwarezone forums is smarter than you, this is just sad.

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>indognesia

>>68730956
well 2bh their army can conquer johor in a span of 12 hours.
But since the Army have a contingency plan for such thing occur they can annihilated Singapore under 1 hour but then we have to face international court because "muh human rights"

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Does malaysia have designated shitting streets?

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>>68730985
malaysians still replying to that one flipanon
must be newfriends

>>68730979
One of it, yes.

>>68730990
KEK

>>68730979
War with Thai scrubs!We have better tech and our reservists amount is huge +UK&AUS will help us in a war

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>>68730999
Checked

>>68730932
I learned to play an instrument.this year I will learn to speak in public

>>68730991
>blitzkrieg and end the war quick
Yeah sure. Tell that to Hitler and Manstein.

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>>68731008
our streets shit themselves apparently

>>68730997
>Civil unrest
Top kek,we had that in the 60s and fixed it
>Sanctions
By who?The anglosphere is on our side

>>68730985
Muslims getting triggeed by pork memes lol

>>68731028
>+UK&AUS will help us in a war
A defensive war yes, an offensive one no.

>>68731028
>implying it is WW2 age

>>68730990
kek
how exactly does this ceremony go?

>>68730519
>dat South Korea
Why do South Koreans posters here on /int/ keeps saying their dicks are bigger than Japan?

>>68730985
Nothing in general just some retard think he succed in rustling some malaysian and indonesian jimmies by pretend to be retarded while everyone else here is laught at him
kek

>>68731022
What are you doing?
Why are you ridiculing our customer, you idiot?

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>>68731028
what if they built a wall with bubble gums?

when malaysia try to annex singapore i think china will fuck our ass and annex everyone

I also think singapore has stronger ties internationally. us going to war is just a "what if" kind of scenario

>>68731098
If that was the case I would throw fines at them,300 usd per foot of bubble gum

>>68730999
Hey Ausbro I going to visit your country soon hows the weather there?

>>68730991
Hahaha you gave your contingency plans away you silly Singapoor

Now suck my cock

>>68731079
why would anyone trust a korean

>>68731060
>Implying new singaporeans kiasu babies can handle civil unrest when even a broken down smrt train sends you into chaos

how do i find a singapore bf who will reply my wechat every day?

>>68731065
We probably would win Thailand on its own,since we have better training and technology
>>68731076
What do you meme my neighbour

>>68731171
I will do that. Now will you be my gf?

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>islam is a religion of peace

Fucking kek

>>68731108
keep sucking chink dick, faggot. it's not about tech when you fully make use of the natural terrain.

>>68731079
protip
If someone claim their dick is bigger than some, their dick is small.
Like mine. I have a minuscule dick

>>68731171
that depends,how low are your standards?

>>68731179
Why are you so rude? Most of your people are just a bunch of lefties who would scream the moment the first batch of Singaporean troops land on Malaysian soil.

>>68731156
Kek you are right
>>68731140
Daily reminder that UK is poorer than Singapore in terms of GDP per capita,Standard Of Living,and it also has a higher crime rate than Singapore

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>>68731126
>thinking you can enter a country that is full
no space sorry senpai

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Cleasing of /asean/ when?

We need to rid /asean/ of all of these muslim filth

>>68731171
I'll immigrate to singapore and be your bf <3

>>68731206
>Singapore
>Liberal
Come on now my dude.png

Have you heard of the PAP

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>>68731190
[citation needed]

>>68731224
100 pesos on your grandfather being chinoy

>>68731208
My chink cousin is complaining that work is hard to get in Singapore since ang-moh is flooding the work market, how true is this?

>>68731231
My brother went there. Now he is left as shit

>>68731208
I am singaporean :3

>>68731208
>UK is poorer than Singapore
At least no one over there is killing himself over a failed love, go to military service and sweatshop

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WTF

>>68731231
Your government is 'conservatist'. Your people, especially your young people is basically your modern liberal youth.

>>68731290
they are being influenced by 9gag and reddit's trash

>>68731258
It's true for low tier white collars like Engineers and the like
>>68731259
Reeeeeee Singapore is safer than the UK why even go there
>>68731264
Yeah we have our problems,but its relatively better than other countries
>Sweatshop
What sweatshop earns you 5k a month

>>68731264
>military service
Their service is easy since they can bring their maid along

>>68731290
Same with Malaysia's youth too

>>68731282
Anal devastation

>>68731257
Jokes on you, I'm australian

>>68731311
So Singaporean kids can't even low tier white collar jobs?

>>68731312
DELET THIS PLEASE MY GOOD NEIGHBOUR

>>68731322
so... a chink?

>>68731319
Only chink tho. Malay one are mostly basically facebook jihadist.

>>68731231
being anti-PAP is currently hip and trendy, so everyone's doing it

>>68731330
No?Its pretty much a requirement to get a uni degree anyway,don't see the need for low tier jobs

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>>68731334

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>go outside
>'namamasko po'
>see this
what did she mean by this

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>>68731353

>>68731311
Because singapore uni is hard. UK is quite relax.

>>68731346
>either lefties
>or jihad
Why oh why

>>68731353
I like your bantz my dude
>>68731351
Only for Uni-cucks

>>68731336
Nah, I just got assigned here for work

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>>68731375

i want to unironically migrate into singapore

>>68730602
So fucking packed, no room for air, everybody's body rubbing against each other
I've been to a lot of cons but none of them were as crowded as this

I think I got molested

>>68731430
Only if you want racial equality
If you are Malay you get more rights in Malaysia

>>68731351
so amos is ironically famous?

>>68731390
Facebook jihadist mean they will quote some random quran or hadis. Or post some cheesy religious line in facebook to get like from others. And they berate other who didn't follow sharia. And mandatory Jew bashing. You know like those in MemriTV but lite.

>>68731447
>I think I got molested

that was me

>>68729458
thailand will win this and the aff by agg.

>>68731447
hehehe

>>68731447
>>68731472
So which one of you is girl?

>>68731469
That is like typical christian tb-h

>>68731447
I want to molest you too. Want to come again tomorrow?

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how do i roam singaporean streets without getting aroused by chinks with short skirts?

#haram

>>68731408
>tries to occupy malaysia
>bring along maids to open army can food so he will not starved to death
>he can't kill animals because "it's barbaric"
>nanna i want to go home, so many mosquitoes here
>suckle maids nipple
singapore stronk proper army with advance tech and training is a loathsome bs, I might tell you

>>68731512
Realise that they will only fuck you if you have cash
>>68731496
Kek you are that one banter mad lad

>>68731450
Bumiputera right is a fucking meme desu. Literally no difference. In fact I feel chink is more privilege than Malay since they don't have to deal with bullshit sharia. Beside Malay Uni is shit.

>>68731515
Delet this pls,our obstacle course is comparable to America's

>>68731495
Christian never post about wanting to kill other religion.

what is currently singapore's hottest meme? I remember that singapore guy who bought a Bugatti but cant drive it in singapore

>>68731532
>Kek you are that one banter mad lad
Which one is this. I shitpost lot but I rarely engaged in banter.

>>68731584
24/7 our hottest meme is redditball

>>68731515
Don't forget, they would shake their vehicles like a monkey humping each other when they start refueling their vehicles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzgKRRwMHYk

i want to be mentally molested by a man

>>68731610
The molesting guy kek
>>68731620
5 million people crowded into an Area smaller than a city,things can get a bit crazy here

>>68731583
They still post from some pastor or some Bible quote to get likes. I never seen a Hindu do that

I am not hindu

>>68731652
>I never seen a Hindu do that
Oh they do.

And don't think we've forgotten the cow shit you've eaten.

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>>68731695
You just have to say it again >~<

>>68731652
I thought Brits mostly didn't give a shit about religion.

saya jones

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>>68731709

>>68731353
lu jgn chibai

Is liking trap a gay?
I want to fuck trap desu, but I'm straight af.

>>68731715
It's the /asean/ diaspora anon posting, not a true britbong

>>68731715
I am not a brit. I am Malaysian

>>68731728
A-Anon I-I....

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>>68731738
if you like traps then i think you will like me very much desu

but i am also straight

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>>68731620
Wait what?

you pump your own gas?

here i just drive up the gas station and gas employees pump the gas for me

haha own goal indon goblok

kalah maning kalah maning

>>68731564
>>68731620
>>68731646
>can't find singapore pussy because no money no talk (singapore pussy suck poor angmoh cocks anyway)
>hump car instead
>crazy, spoilt by amah, "stronk", score PISA "honestly"

Thai 1-0 Indo

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>>68731815

>>68731815
deflect kena thai leg lah, not own goal

>>68731811
Are you qt? Let's meet up bb.

>>68731812
>you pump your own gas
In Malaysia it depends on the gas station owner, whether they hire pump attendance or not.

>>68731851
mostly shell and not petronas

>>68731811
Me too. I think you are cute to rape.

I am so glad I have no gf. Otherwise I can't say all the lewd things I want to do to all of you cute anons

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>>68731838

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>ERP
>Flip politics
>Anime
>/pol/tards

/asean/ was a mistake.

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>>68731850
are you going to rape me

choking at final match is our speciality

islam up 2% this week
stay safe indobros

>>68731936
I'll rape you and suck you off

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WOOOOO ANON WHY DIDNT U STAY FOR AFTER PARTY

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>>68731972
but what if i dont want rape

>>68731831
Lol,our education is one of the best in the world.I think for PISA they get the foreigners to do to artifically lower our score

Cow princess is my princess

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>be yellowcuck mod
>happy to see your safespace in /asean/ be upheld with the massive circle jerk going on shitting on Dutdut 24/7
>suddenly, an intellectually superior norwegian shitposters appears, providing refutable facts on why my opinions are so shit
>literally shaking
>suddenly, reddit part of brain activates, and I find the solution on how to ease the butthurt the based norwegian shitposter has inflicted upon me
>decides to be a massive whiny faggot instead of rational sensible being, and makes him b&ed

they are getting desperate now

>>68732000
Hai Fathin

A N N E X
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B R U N E I
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Brunei is rightful malaysian clay

>>68732052
Did you know Singaporeans are smarter than norwegians in terms of IQ and our educatuon system is better?

>>68731985
I hate concert. Especially anime concert.

>>68732000
kemaik kau.

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2016 is a bad year for asean memes, it lacks of asean OC
i hope 2017 is better

>>68732075
but you guys are never happy

>>68732075
Education*
Clearly mine wasn't though.

>>68732038
I am not cow princess. Stop it!

>>68732020
Ok, I'll be gentle

>>68731985
eww that place must be reek of weeb's sweats

>>68732052
LoL narito na yung epal

>>68732106
where do these people get signs for their sari-sari stores? how do I get in contact?

>>68732106
Do you want us to crash some more planes?

>>68732124
We will all be happy when we become multi millionaires

karu karu
karu pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi karu pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi karu pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi

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>>68732128
do you even understand the concept of rape

doesn't matter if someone doesn't want rape. rape is something that happens without their consent.

>>68732026
>blames foreigner
>not the suckling maid nipples manbabylet

>>68732106
No need for OC,all we need is LKY and Channel 5 memes

>>68732128
you can be my princess instead

>>68732058
>>68732068
>>68732105
'Tidak'