The gang's all here edition.
>>68727948
Who would be pre-cum
i'm a bird girl now
warriors release the cumbeast
who's ready to clack my ass?
>>68727981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r81PLSq3wzQ
>>68727955
>MEMPHIS
>>68727960
France
>a fucking coupon binder
>a fucking coupon binder THIS THICK
>>68727976
I unironically want a harpy gf
>you'll never bring her food while she sits on the eggs you've fertilized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAR4oIxHN_c
*tips tinfoil*
>>68728046
>saving money
good lad...
>>68728046
>American "welfare"
Can you really use coupons with your EBT card?
>>68728046
Some people are pretty crazy about that stuff.
>>68728046
My family used to do this.
>>68728079
I used to work at a grocery store. I've seen overflowing carts go for a few bucks because of these people
>>68728090
why don't they anymore?
>>68728046
people like this are the worst
>be at local store
>always use cash
>only need like 5 items
>store only has like 2 registers open
>3 old people in front of me
>one of them uses coupons
>of course the cashier is new and can't access things so they have to get the manager to scan them
>finally get them through
>next person pays with a card and isn't swiping it fast enough so it isn't registering
>she has to swipe it like 4 times before it goes through
Let's annex Korea and Taiwan m8s
>>68727986
should I make hot chocolate?
I only care about clack's opinion
>>68728129
Trust me, you don't want a lot more Asians in your country.
>>68728116
I told them that the coupons made them buy stuff that they wouldn't have bought without the coupons, so they ended up spending more money than they saved.
https://video.vice.com/en_ca/video/armed-and-reasonable-how-to-buy-a-gun-in-canada/583368df3cfc32027c0a4284
wtf I love vice now
>looking for some files
>finally find them
>[[Please login to see this link.]]
fuck OFF
>>68728175
good job buddy. that's why they make coupons
>>68728129
Taiwan isn't a country though, it's part of China.
>>68728213
>Pictured: anon at age 2
>Taiwan isn't a country though, it's part of China.
this nigga...
>>68728213
t. xhu xao, native citizen of vancouver
>>68728213
fine I won't make hot chocolate
*throws away the powder you use to make chocolate milk*
>>68728157
>>68728305
Yes, you should make it with milk.
Only plebs use water.
why the FCUK are you people wearing ripped jeans during winter
>>68728321
some of us can actually handle the cold
>>68728321
yeh canada, duh!
>>68728320
eh now I'm too tired
>>68728354
I tired.
Where can I stream anime? Kissanime is kill.
>>68728387
bakabt
Why do those blue countries recognize only the ROC?
>>68728387
search anime streams on google
theres like a gorillion results
>>68728403
RoC pays those countries to do the. Big chinkland pays some countries to do that too.
Mostly small, irrelevant nations recognize either one exclusively because it makes no difference to them.
>>68728403
probably because the other countries are more involved with china than with taiwan (e.g. economy, business etc)
>>68728371
then go to sleep bud
>>68728438
But I want a good one, recommended by (You)
Remember to drink a glass of milk with every meal and before bed.
>>68728468
I used KA too, but now I just use animestreams
or Crunchyroll on my friends premium account
>>68728487
heh yeah i got your milk right here, bitch
*rubs crotch*
>>68728487
I do thanks.
>>68728446
Makes sense but I'm surprised some of those rich muslim countries don't recognize RoC for trade purposes. Guess the money was right.
Had a long day, tired
But can't sleep
tfw no gf creeps on me
Wanna fap but feels that itd be better in the morning
buds...
>>68728487
But I'll get fat
>>68728540
that's a big udder
>>68728535
You like that show too?
ive never had precum buds
>>68728540
Are you trying to attract Arabs here or something?
>>68728631
arabs are good posters
/cum/ and /mena/ must reunite
>>68728551
uu
uu
>big udders
>>68728213
Top kek
Getting stationed in Germanistan for three years. Should I be excited or worried
>>68728626
youre too danged sexy to be true
>>68729006
They're gonna pull a Beirut on yo ass
screencap this
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-38347221
oh fugg :-DDD
if i had a car i'd do a trip to usa and canada and maybe get to do a meetup
>>68728487
do places sell bottled eggnog?
>>68729278
I'd hang out with you. Whats your first name? I'm Ricky
>>68729146
Chinks will claim to have invented the glider thing too kek.
>>68729340
Jorge
g night real niggas
>>68729340
>I'm Ricky
How'd you get out of Canada? Back into your trailer park you go.
Seriously though, Taiwan is a Chinese province and Ukraine is a Russian province.
You wouldn't say Quebec is an independent country, would you? So why make an exception for Taiwan?
>>68727948
hahaha benis :DDDD
>>68729622
>laughs
>but has a serious anime
:/
>>68729456
Night
>>68729618
I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice... Your greatest fear Ting....
>google "European people art"
>all black
>it's because of some tumblr blog called POC in European art
We should just nuke anything that's not Europe and Russia 2bh.
>>68729677
Then what would weebs and anons who jack of to plastic gooks do all day?
>>68729645
It's not easy being an anime
>>68729724
They'd be caught in the hellfire since they're mostly new worlders.
shit country tbqh lads
coinbase is so fucking shit holy moly
fuck coinbase
>>68729772
Yeah, but there's not much you can do about British cooking.
>>68729662
Why do they dance when they get off the escalator?
America, you must make a choice between Mexico and Canada. You cannot save them both. Make your choice but make it wisely.
>>68730168
Because they didn't die
>>68727960
France, England and Spain.
FES? SEF?
>>68730250
canada
>>68730250
mexico
>>68729618
The difference is that Taiwan has international recognition by the influential globalist western powers. The US, EU, etc. Unlike Crimea and parts of Donbass (which are now functionally Russian territory) which have no recognition outside of Russia's closest allies. Quebec is in a weird state of it's own, but I'm confident it will always be canadian.
>>68730250
Mexico. Canada isn't special
>>68730544
>>68730382
canada was made for the hugs and kisses
I am tired of being fat
>>68730886
may I feast upon your fat m'lady?
>>68730382
>>68730544
this tbqhwymf
canada is either: A) Northern Washington and B) Northern Vermont
mexibro gave us tacos, tequila, cinco de mayo, and Salma Hayek
>>68730973
Don't forget corn, vanilla and chocolate
up early to fight the ZOG
>>68731013
And turkeys, cowboys and barbecue? Should I list more?>>68731013
>>68730973
>muh food
Youre just a fat fuck, thats all
>>68731128
>>muh food
well i wouldnt mind eating salma hayek tbf
>>68731153
>50 years old
Prob doesn't taste that great these days
>>68731240
i literally cannot even think of a beautiful canadian woman. not even memeing.
>>68730973
Don't forget cartels, illegals and a demographic change which will kill the country
>>68731240
>pussy of any age
>tasting good
>>68730973
>Northern Vermont
Why are we always dragged into Canada memes? Quebec is a better neighbor than any of the states around us.
fuck you
>>68731260
>tfw no claire gf
>>68730250
Canada
They own a good chunk of the Great Lakes. Losing that much freshwater would be catastrophic.
>>68731335
oh but you won't
what do alone in hotel room for next few days
just bringing drugs, e-reader, portable game consoles, and tablet so far. might bring my cock, but then again, might not. wouldn't want to get it dirty.
>>68731406
a gf
just say no to anime
>>68731525
going to download this picture to my downloads folder if you don't mind
>>68731525
>people STILL unironically use this thread post-Joto takeover
>AD 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zCrB42Mpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zCrB42Mpg
tfw too cold to go to mcdonald's
>>68732212
I was thinking about sneaking some red onion into McDonalds. Will our american overlords get mad?
>>68731335
>>68732428
CIA spooks will pay your family a visit probably
>>68732461
you posted this earlier to me in balt
>>68732633
mustve been somebody else, i just got here
>wake up
>have the shits
>squeeze out large volume of sickly yellow diarrhea
>finally good
>work calls to tell me i have the day off
>vacation started tomorrow so i get extra day
>sit down for round two of diarrhea
good and bad things happening to me buds
>>68732093
wow she is so sexy
link me some noice glasses frames, have an eye doctor appointment in a week
Greediest bastard I ever met.
mexilag disgusts me
>>68733877
>>68733926
hahalol
>>68733877
do it yourself fatass
why'd you lie, scumbag?
>>68734374
nigga mcfuck
>>test post please ignore
It's snowing again, lads.
>>68734861
no it's not
>>68734861
Kot! Cat! Kiisu :3
Just picked a fight with my wife, and now I'm doing everything else in my power to have a shit weekend, boys.
How's your Saturday morning?
>>68734897
Going to buy some food and play more Dawn of War
>>68734439
Huh?
How are my african-americans doing this fine evening
>>68734897
>How's your Saturday morning?
See >>68734861
Also breakfast.
>>68727948
I made this op pic last year
This is my OJ
I'm back home from uni and already bored
>>68735109
Yeah, it's snowing here too. I was supposed to go hiking, but my snow hiking boots weren't delivered on time, so I'm basically having a weekend-long tantrum.
>>68735303
throw your ass in the trashcan
>>68735303
Sick blog retard
About to get some chicken and waffles this morning.
>>68735349
there's something dank about maple syrup and hot sauce anon
on top of hot fluffy buttery waffles with juicy chicken
i want some too ;_;
>tfw love breakfast
>tfw nothing to have for breakfast
I'm doomed
>>68735492
i've got friends coming by for a wake and bake and i've gotta wait for them before i start cooking
all i have is bacon and grits
so im making zesty bacon gravy to go over the grits
Wake up you cunts
>>68735772
I'm always WOKE
>>68735418
>maple syrup
That had better be real maple you're talking about, buddy.
>>68735772
is it morning already
>>68735772
i AK awake
>>68735810
fuck no
i can't afford the good stuff
besides most of the shit coming out of leafistan is adulterated
Latvians are Russians with denial issues
>>68728213
>>68735868
not if NATO can help it faggot
>>68729772
>le self hating american meme
I have to agree
>>68735897
THEY TOOK OUR DRONE
THIS MEANS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
>>68735978
>lack of patriotism
>use of "le"
back to plebbit with you
>>68735861
>fuck no
kys
>leafistan
Buy domestic or make your own.
>>68735810
I've always had shit like Mrs. Buttersworth's because they don't sell the real thing here
I just stick to sorghum now
>>68727948
my /r9k/ post
gonna go to sleep now
bye
>>68735915
:^)
>>68736036
Having autism doesn't excuse you from being a bitch
Tibet isn't a country either btw
>>68736036
> believes he needed a literal diagnosis to work at self improvement
that's just an excuse at that point anon
>>68736160
to be honest the tibetans were better off without the dalai lama
>be theocratic slave state for centuries
>all property is property of dalai lama
>communists free them
>break corrupt religious influence
>everyone nostalgic for chinkpope to return
>>68736200
PRC rule is still pretty fucked though
>>68736231
it is
and the PRC is also trying to flood the place with han chinese and breed out the tibetans
but its still better than serfdom i guess, and if they want to follow the dalai lama they can fuck off to india
>>68736126
>>68736161
>im talking about working with autism, not other shit
Peeing rn
Done peeing
>>68735089
I'm doing pretty good
>>68736740
woooooo
im freezing outside right now :DDDD
>>68736740
post skin...brother
>>68736874
>33 in Riga right now
You are like little baby
>>68736740
you're doing well
unless you were making an unrelated statement about the ethical value of your actions, which i DOUBT
Why does canada exist? It's the worst country, literally a refuge for subhumans,
>>68736960
its not fun to stand outside in a suit and tie all day while its 0°c
>>68737145
Why do you have to stand outside all day?
>>68737027
Because we blew you the fuck out
TWICE!!!!
>>68737177
>>68737177
When? And don't say 1812, that was Britain.
>>68737172
guard duty
>>68737234
That sucks f.am
>>68737232
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Quebec_(1775)
and yes 1812 we were Britain you mong
>>68737234
you military?
>>68737284
>WE WUZ BRITONS N SHIT
>>68737317
yeah, but this is a civillian job
its for a charity event my relatives are organizing
>>68737284
>be Canadian soldier in 1812
>get btfo by the fucking weather
>>68737371
>be American general in 1775
>get btfo by the fucking weather
>>68737415
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>68737370
why do you need guards for a charity event, and are you doing it for free?
>>68737438
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>68737284
I can't believe only 5 people on the British side were killed while 431 was captured, it's interesting in my opinion how both sides hardly had any casualties
Time to take your medicine, /cum/
If you have a warm heart with hot sweaty balls, you will never freeze no matter how cold
>>68737501
Yeah most of the north american wars were relatively bloodless. We weren't savages..........well except to the savages.
>>68737471
FOR F R E E
and im filtering who can park their cars in the lot, nothing too special
I don't hate Canada...
>>68737563
Yeah
>>68737610
Awww thanks~!
Has anyone owned an e90 330i?
>>68737720
Most people here aren't old enough to drive
>>68737584
I hope I get to visit Latvia and the Baltic's one day, the culture seems really interesting and to be honest I'd much rather get deployed in that area then the Middle East once/if I join the army (I know canada's military is a joke)
We'll have a beer if I get the opportunity
>>68737759
I forgot to mention because of Vladimir Putain
>>68737759
canada is sending 450 lads over here
>>68737793
You're girls are gonna get LEAF'D
>>68737793
>tfw the countries we occupy hate us because our soldiers keep raping people
>>68737850
wtf ameripals have done nothing wrong here
i always see them in hesburgers
>>68737838
gl they dont like foreigners
>>68737850
>gl they dont like foreigners
They'll love our brown/yellow cocks
>>68737891
>hesburgers
Is that a fast food place?
>>68737968
our mcdonalds, bet near adazi base theres only a hesburger
>>68737793
I heard on Vice News (I also know Vice is shit, they're really ultra left-wing faggots but I like watching their war documentaries) that Latvia has a pretty kick ass militia, along with Lithuania and Estonia, I doubt you guys will need our help since your people are strong and disciplined, but I'd like to fight along side your people one day, maybe
To be honest, I tried joining as a reservist a week ago but I fucked up my aptitude test, because I'm really shitty with math. The Canadian Physical test is a fucking joke, but it's been a while since I've done any math so I'm bummed sorry for blogging
I didnt have internet for an entire 24 hours holy shit
I'm going to rape and murder a Latvian woman someday
>>68728213
I agree, it's part of the Republic of China. Shame that the mainland is occupied.
>>68738016
Out national guard is the best among Balts and has gotten a nice anount of recognition among eu's
nice knowing that someone is shilling for us
>>68738045
>Taiwan
>not a rightful part of the Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/51st_state#Taiwan
>that one Latvian cuck sucking American cock
>Snow rocketing out the fucking sky
>can't see the street
>postman was supposed to pick up my package
he better show up
>>68738231
It feels good to be Kang
>>68738249
What kind of package?
>>68738231
REEEE STOP HACKING OUR VOTING MACHINES AND GET OFF OUR ONLINE GAMES
>>68738314
this package
*unzips package*
>>68738231
you can have your turn to blow us when he's done
>>68738367
*zips it back up*
Don't do that
told dad that im gay
>>68738397
Why
>>68738445
because its true
>>68738314
Books. Trying to get rid of them now before I owne more money again
>>68738492
Why would you feel the need to tell him
>>68738492
post butt
>>68738397
>>68738492
How did he take it?
>>68738537
how do we know his dad is the bottom?
>>68738537
In the butthole
>>68738512
i feel opressed
>>68738533
no
>>68738537
thinks im joking
>>68738598
>i feel opressed
Why would you feel oppressed if no one knows
Now he's just going to kick you out
I wanna go back to the good ol' days when gays were tired to a stake and set on fire like the flaming homosexuals they are.
>>68738691
Wow, rude
>>68738598
>no
Why the fuck do we even allow you people to stay on /cum/, fucking useless to our cause.
>>68738691
Alright we do this, but replace gays with brits and californians. y/n?
>>68738942
The Scots are usually nice though
>>68738942
Replace Californians with Conneticunts and Massivejewshits.
>>68738988
>>68738975
those are neither y's or n's
>>68738988
t. Angry Californian buttbaby
>>68739038
>>68739041
t. flaming homosexuals who don't want to be set on fire
>>68739041
t. gay boy
>>68739057
people from your stare arent allowed to call anyone else flaming homosexuals
>>68739097
People from your tiny and irrelevant state aren't allowed to dictate what people from other states can and can't say.
>>68739057
If they're flaming they can't be set on fire even more. You're either on fire or you aren't
Dumb Calicunt
>>68739060
t. gayerester boy ever
>>68739057
t. Califaggian
>>68739134
Yes we can, because we have water and don't have San Francisco
>8 hours at the labour camp today and tomorrow
>1 hour of online training each day
>weekend evening busses are utter horseshit here and its freezing out
>may snow tomorrow and disrupt my driving examination on mundas
Gonna be rough lads.
>>68739170
You're also small, demographically irrelevant, politically irrelevant, and economically irrelevant. If Connecticut was nuked and everything inside of it was obliterated, nobody would notice.
>>68739167
>not being the gayest boy ever
lmao @ ur sad life
>>68739267
On the other hand if California was obliterated everyone would celebrate
>>68739301
this, hurry up and burn
>>68739301
This
who makes all the mexican food in usa?
>>68739324
>>68739329
t. flyover states and a FUCKING GRAPE
>>68739272
t. flyover country
>>68739301
As long as it's just the people, I agree. The land, however, is amazing and should be preserved.
>>68739376
Californians
>>68739381
>californians in charge of properly quoting
lmao
>>68739381
>>68739413
>a fucking grape
>>68739434
>a fucking red star
stinky dumb commie scum
>>68739434
>a fucking bear
Why is California so proudly homosexual?
>>68739423
Aren't you unironically a fucking spic, though?
>>68739476
t. self hating chicano
>>68739476
>>68739498
t. Bhutanese mountain chink
african american culture?
>>68739575
No such thing
>>68739537
what?
>>68739608
Only a Bhutanese mountain chink wouldn't know.
>>68739621
only a chicano would know
>>68739640
t. Bhutanese mountain chink
>>68739665
t.chicano
>>68739590
t. Keith
>>68739762
More like Jose Fernandez de la Santa Cruz
>>68739681
t. BMC
>>68739621
>>68739537
>>68739665
>mfw I learned Bhutanese is the largest immigrant group in my state
>>68739803
t. CHI
>>68739842
t. BHU
>>68739889
t. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>68739907
>>68739889
t. dummies
Jesus Christ. Please stop, you mexicans.
captcha picale canusa
>>68739929
t. nice person
>>68739946
what's going on?
>>68739953
t. spic
>>68739953
t. even nicer person
>>68740093
t. not nice person
tew nhread
>>68740210
>>68740190
t. Danskjävlar
>>68728541
we already are
>you see a /cum/ thread
>enter
>the thread appears abandoned
>search
>you notice the bump limit has not been reached
>>68728124
>Be me
>Be a cashier at a grocery store
>Have old lady come up to register
>Getting 30+ items
>Scanned everything, total is pretty high
>She pulls out a Piggly Wiggly (Grocery Store chain in the Midwest) rewards card
>"I'm sorry, our store isn't associated with Piggly Wiggly"
>She tries to shove the card in my hands
>"Ma'am we're not a Piggly Wiggly, we can't use this card here."
>She gives me this shit-eating look
>"This is a Piggly Wiggly though."
>"No, it's not."
>"Are you sure? I'd like to talk to a manager about this."
Why are people like this?
>inventory
>You search your bag, you see:
>some sage
>a leaf
>shit
>a bump
>you finish searching
>take a bump out of the bag
>use a bump