>French and Irish ancestry
>Australian
>Decide to get in touch with roots
>Start learning French on Duolingo
>Finish the French language tree
>Currently level B1 French
>Aim to reach C1/C2
>Hope to meet une qt3.14 fille française
>Strange side effects start taking effect
>I start developing a pathological hatred of the English
>I get pissed off whenever I see the Union Jack
>Filling up petrol at the servo
>Whinging pom tells me to hurry up
>I explode
>"Va te faire you miserable pommy cunt!"
>Pommy keeps whinging
>Security comes
>'Whats wrong mec?"
>"Ce connard anglais!"
>Security proceed to escort the whinging Pom to be deported back to England
>Cutie 3.14 fille francaise comes up to me
>"Mon héros!"
>Elle me donne un bisou
>Australia leaves the Commonwealth
>joins the Francophone
I bet you only drink wine too you fucking poofter cunt
I love cock
>>68720953
Nothing like some South Australian Fruity Lexia goon on the hills hoist.
>>68720888
So do you start frothing at the mouth when you see your own flag?
>>68721153
No. The Southern Cross and blue background soften the sight of the butchers apron.
>>68720888
>get in touch with roots
>learning French
You forgot the Irish half you dirty mutt breed cunt.
>>68722902
Forgot the Irish?
if you're Australian Irish is a given.
>>68722902
Literally nobody gives a shit about the Irish.
>>68723065
Unless you're in boston
>>68723073
>Unless you're in boston
Okay, so a bunch of faggots give a shit about the Irish.
>>68722902
being of Irish stock is a thing of shame here