/brit/

I wonder what secrets the north sentinel island hides

need a willy in my vagina

skyrim is the best game of the decade

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aj tracey just released a tune with denzel curry

our boy made it :')

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>people actually don't get how to pirate games in 2016

I knew these threads had normies but not braindead normies

wolves hunt in packs arisen

just copy the files from the CRACKED folder into the main game folder where the .exe is

>>68709169
what is watch dogs

>>68709180
>>68709189
i dont understand how someone could fuck it up

its so simple

>>68709180
>he's a PCuck
This is a nerd free zone

>>68709198
trash

russian powerlines are impressive 2bh

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>tfw I just found out Alana from the Apprentice has a boyfriend
>tfw she also probably fucked Courtney when they had the house to themselves.

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>PC gaming

>>68709172

an american bird i know shagged denzel at a show lmao

also choon related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs

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>I post on /brit/

>>68709206
alri Deano

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>>68709213
>>68709206
>tfw to smart 4 computer

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markarth is rightful breton clay

quite good op tbf

>>68709189
i have a mac

>>68709169
Best AAA title, for sure

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found a good home for you all

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the STATE of pc gaming

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>gaming

bretons are the master race

What is the one game you played more than any other?

>>68709146
I hope ciri makes a cameo

loved her in that final battle where she goes all final form *teleports behind you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCC85dkYxJI

shot through the heart and you're to blame
the ps4 has no games

julieeee you know me love you a truly
from my head down to me goolies
yeah you turn me on with your big babylon

>>68709237
Good god at least print off a sign

>>68709263
Football Manager 2013

>>68709237
holy fedora

>>68709233
no thanks m8 I'm not attracted to black women

I used to play PC games too, until I took an arrow to the knee

>>68709263

halo 2, reach or san andreas

>>68709263
pokemon fire red

Hello good chums how is it going

>>68709263
ocarina of time or dark souls

i'm so tired lads

>>68709263
Star wars battlefront 2

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>>68709189
>>68709204
>>68709180
IM NOT DUMB IM JUST NOT GOOD AT COMPUTERS

WHATS A CRACKED FOLDER
WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THEM FROM
HOW DO I KNOW IM NOT DOWNLOADING A VIRUS

STOP IT

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>>68709315

>>68709279
you any good at it?

>playing video games
>watching tv
>consuming mainstream media

you're all part of the problem

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>>68709263
GTA: Vice City

>tfw most of /brit/ were probably toddlers when it came out

>>68709336
I won the quadruple with Arsenal my 2nd season

>>68709263
either fallout 3, or rome total war

runescape doesn't count

>>68709338
t. natsoc pro

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>>68709222
>222
That's Numberwang!!!

>>68709263
runegame

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me in the car

>>68709263
Probably Call of Duty 4. I had like 2 months of playtime, minimum.

post 10/10 choons, i'll start:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

>>68709338
too povvo to have a game console as a kid?
or are you just a super oldfag?

>>68709345
bet you didn't even have the original GTA on gameboy

>>68709180
>actually admitting to being a povo thief.

Fucking state of your pathetic life

>>68709366
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/let%27s%20play/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ZH2qqlOqs

one of the best cutscenes in witcher 3 2bh
what a game

>>68709412
FATALITY

>>68709410
literally me on the bottom

just remembered the years 2013-2015 i did almost nothing but play black ops 2 with lads from spee

>>68709410
impressive

>>68709263
I've played all of you, like a fiddle. That is the greatest game a man can play.

>>68709400
why would anyone want to give money to the media?

lool actually loool!!

>>68709410
Are you trying to bully me?

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>>68709394
Had the original for PS1. Preferred GTA2 though.

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>intranet still down
>deadline in 3.5 hours

>>68709452
No I just like to follow your posts

I was going to make it into a collage but I'm too tired

>>68709353
>with Arsenal

Not that impressive. Call me when you've got an achievement that rivals turning Heart of Midlothian into a European superclub

have not read a single post in this thread

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>>68709412

>>68709465
that's what you get for leaving it so late

also, email your tutors just in case

>>68709210

innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtItrimmCy8

I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW

TELL ME

>>68709465

do you not have neighbors? just do it offline and ask to post it from their wifi

and what are you posting from? can't it give out a hotspot for a bit?

>>68709474
same

>>68709494
been a bit flippin BUSY mate

>>68709482
oh look 2 pair of complete nutjob cunts

>>68709445
>why aren't you stealing shit

Fucking peasant.

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SCOUSERS

NICE AND CRUSHED

>>68709512
lool actualyl lmaooo

new chicken connoisseur video
hmmm

there's a perm trial version of pes 2017 on steam might get it x

>>68709452
Did you change the image?

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/That%27s%20Numberwang/

>>68709508
yeh i bet that's what you tell yourself

>>68709473
>Not that impressive.
I know but I'd get baked af and it was easier to manage the team when I can delegate some of the work to my coaches/staff

>>68709526
wow this is hugely insestive don't you understand the grief around Hillsboro?

>>68709505
intranet is the network over a school or organisation he must be talking about his university's network

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>>68709453
*pops miscellaneous pill*
https://youtu.be/NeUuvVsYsBM

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>>68709540

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>>68709526

>>68709508
busy sat around wanking in your room

arrogant student

>>68709392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43JaufnEIU

>>68709512
what a fuckin square lmao

>>68709512
piracy isn't theft

>>68709548
>>68709589
6 deadlines in the past week iah
i'm a very good student

might bait later

>>68709572

can't imagine it'd be a problem if it's their error then

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>>68709551
Football Manager is a serious game.

>>68709601
Pakis steal. Are you a paki?

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/english%20gf

literally all me

>>68709465
>intranet

retard. dont even bother

>>68709653
piracy is copyright infringement

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putting effort into using a wider variety of reaction images

>>68709666
I WAS GASSED SENPAI DEY WERE PENG

>>68709592

>title not in english

shan't be playing tha lad

>>68709653
Hitler drank water. Are you Hitler?

>>68709453
how old you lad? born in '89 here. there was a mission to blow up ice cream trucks in GTA2 and he used to shout shit like "you shot your load" when you got one and i remember when i was about 11 i shouted "you shot your load" because i didn't get it. that was in a chinese restauraunt and my mum went ballistic lmao

FUCK /pol/ and fuck white people

>>68709683
waste of time

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>there are people who pay for things they can very easily get for free

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>>68709641
Sorry la

>>68709707
Yes, and you're a thieving paki.

You should have your fucking hands chopped off.

>HURR TRUMP WONT GET BLACK VOTE
>trump proceeds to get 6% of black vote
>USA is only 13% black so he got nearly half the vote

I completely trashed this runt's bathroom at a party last night after he just kept running his mouth during fifa. Like completely destroyed.
>ripped out every drawer and caninet door.
>put dark colored towels in toilet and flushed while ripping out the toilet water knob so he can't turn it off
>took a shit in the shower and used white towels to wipe and left them on the floor
>smashed the mirror
>took all of his toiletries and put them in the shower with my shit
>wrote on the unsmashed part of the mirror in permanent marker "YOU DID THIS"
Lol haven't seen him since but I showed my m8 and we couldn't stop laughing. Had to leave like right after lmao.

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rate the pet

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>>68709731
probably

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23 and sit in my bedroom playing videogames all day and i can hear my family slagging me off downstairs right now

there must be more to life

>>68709747
would LOVE to see you try :^)

@68709751
been posting this shit bait for weeks

fuck off

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>Why yes, I do indeed refuse to pirate games. Why? Well because I want to ensure Mr. Goldbergstein from Origin and his cousin Mr. Hooknoseberg from Steam can afford their penthouse apartments and multimillion dollar cars. What sort of man would I be if I didn't willingly line a millionaires pocket with my own hard earned money?

>>68709661
excuse me

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>>68709770
what games senpai?

>>68709263
Starcraft Broodwar

Countless thousands of hours desu, been playing it since ~2002, exclusively since 2006

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>>68709780
>that video of her with no mates at a european event

>>68709767
looks exactly like my cat

remember how its left eye was hanging out and caked in blood when I found it on the roadside

was still warm too

tom scotts got a tranny in his new video

>>68709800
bottom of the barrel mmorpg's

>>68709767

is that schrodingers cat

>>68709770
yes there is, joining the BNP anon :)

watching citizen khan lads

>>68709793
Is that Schrodingers hat?

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>>68709821
been thinking of getting back into runescape personally but honestly I've got enough things to waste my time with right now desu

>>68709728
rasheed

>>68709706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXrnVZM-CnA
You're missing out.

>>68709814
>I'll have a pint of wine my good man

>pakis getting upset because they cannot afford to pay for the things they use

Fucking howling at these povos cunts.

Being a virgin beyond the age of 20 causes profound brain damage

>>68709839
yes and no

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>>68709718
Born in 89 too! My favourite mission was the one where you had to turn some Hare Krishnas into hot dog meat. Based Russian mafia.

My parents only became concerned about GTA when I got GTAIII and they were watching and realized you could pick up prostitutes. My dad tried to explain everything but I already knew. I was 12 years old. God, I feel so fucking old.

>>68709894
can confirm

Having sexual relations with another living organism is narcissism in the extreme.

how easy is it to skip tube/train fares in Britain?

also stealing like sandwiches from Tesco

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>>68709878

>>68709940
howled at filename

>>68709894
I've been profoundly brain damaged and I'm only 20

>>68709921
No, masturbation is.

recommend me some good POV scenes please, preferably with ass to mouth

>>68709871
>people still play memescape when there are dozens of better free to play games

but why

>>68709915
we may be in our 20s but around here we're fucking grandfathers at 27 laddie (assuming you've already had your birthday)

>>68709935
easy most stations don't have barriers

>>68709453

I used to just find the tank and drive around crushing everything

>>68709871
runescape bores me to tears now, it was cool when i was a kid but thats it, its just endless clicking for hours, theres plenty of better games out there with more to do

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>>68709962
>tfw finding out my ultra normie mates still play runescape the other day

I was flabbergasted

>>68709935
>how easy is it to skip tube/train fares in Britain?

Impossible since there are gates and your card gets charged if you skip them

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>bragging on 4chan

>>68709940
hahaha

CHESHIRE WILL RISE

>>68709962
name 5

>>68710000
Post charles reactions please

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>>68709985
>tfw closer to 28 than 27

>>68709962
>>68709994
where are better ones?

I've tried playing Guild Wars 2 but the economy is shite. I want to earn phat stackz and show off all my money to the bitches

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Gf just sent me this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u72f-eMvATE

>>68710044
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Shan't be opening this

>>68710044
shes a right fat whale
he's the one who should be sayin whoops

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>fighting misogyny in the gay community

If I was pumping a girl and she took a picture I would actually spark that bitch

>>68709935
Depends where you are, in cities and largish towns they'll all have barriers.

More advisable to steal from corner shops than tesco tbf

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>>68710040
Only got this one

had one from the charls bombstrap video but i cant find it

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>>68710042
i just turned 27 3 weeks ago. fuck off gramps

>>68710000
Yeah I've encountered that as well. Bit odd, I found it lame a decade ago when I was 12.

/brit/: lads with no experience with women but have had countless shags

profound brain damage causes being a virgin beyond the age of 20

>>68710067
Enjoy this gimmick 2bh lad
Xoxo

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>>68710042

>tfw closer to 40 than 16

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lining the stomach with crisps and chicken wings in preparation for the night of binge drinking to come

>>68710091
fucked your mum countless times

https://twitter.com/EverythingGoats/status/809539619637391361

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>>68710081
Forgot pic

>>68710091
Lel, true.

Obongo has been going on about these so called russian election hackers for like 25 minutes

>>68709935

in London it's impossible tier but if you get on at a station that doesn't have barriers and ride to one doesn't either you won't have to pay

Self Service checkouts are great for stealing

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>>68710116

get myself into a state of extreme despair knowing that i'll never fuck some of the qts at work because they're engaged/married and would NEVER leave their partners for a loser like me

i just really really want to see what they're like when you put a willy in them and cum in their mouths

>being on 4chan under 25 years old
lol

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>There's another... in... my...
in her what?

>>68710042
>>68710085
I'm 30, 31 in a few months, you literal children

>>68710200
this game was very disappointing.

>>68710157
this lad is 23 years old

>>68710190
fog

Turned 21 lads, is it all downhill from here?

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>>68710200

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>tfw can't take drugs anymore because of 'xiety and 'chosis

Literally what is the point of having a brain if I can't destroy it with hard substances

>>68710190

It's weird how the youngsters on here take pride in wasting their best years

>>68710215
>having expectations
serves you right

i'm a bit tipsy lads

this is a shout out to my ex

>>68710221
Good for him

>>68710215
Your life was very disappointing.

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what can of pop shall i get with my burger meal lads thinking a pepsi

>>68710233
I didn't really, the game's first half was really good and seemed like it would lead into something great.

piracy is cool and keeps megacorps in check

Ah yes, it's a silly cunt sleeps on the street in a comfy sleeping bag with a dozen friends thinking they're bringing awareness to the homeless.

>>68710244
FONT

>>68710206
i'd ask you if it gets any better but i already know it doesn't

>>68710226

i'm past the point of caring now. my mental health is rotten but i'm going to be taking 900ug of acid in a glasgow hotel room next month.

>>68710262
thanks xx

>>68710264
Don't rate buffets desu
I never finish meals at restaurants thinking " you know what would make this better? If it was served in unlimited quantities!"

large breasts are unaesthetic

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>>68710312
>>68710312

browsing /x/ atm

People call their dick a 'willy' and wonder why they get fucking laid.

I bet you still put gel in your hair and use Lynx Africa too

>>68710312
Unlimited quantities with a good dose of dangerous bacteria that'll make you vomit your guts up la, missed the key part of buffets

>>68710330
and?

>>68710312
pfffft i bet you're a reasonable weight and don't enjoy eating large amounts of greasy food

>>68710331
FOY

>>68710331
I only say willy ironically on the internet

need the oneitis to die in a car crash desu

>>68710331
Willy willy wee wee.

>>68710312
>>68710327

forgot the text

it's the ability to pick and choose exactly what you have and it usually lasts longer than a meal, if you're a at a chinky resturant they usually serve the food as diy plates

Just want to get married and have a child

>>68710327
>and?...

what did she mean by this

>>68710302
he belongs in an oven

Imagine being so pathetic you still get upset over something that happened 150 posts back and most people have now forgotten about.

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Obongalo is a fucking master at saying a lot of shit without actually saying anything of substance

>>68710371
bit gay

>>68710294
you might be surprised

>>68710331
I've only ever used willy since coming here

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Was talking to a major cutie chinese-irish girl lads, I literally found a unicorn

need a beautiful wife

*rises*

>>68710371
Just want a female to love me.

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If you make fun of someone because of the colour of their skin, it's called racism
If you make fun of someone because of their gender, it's called sexism
If you make fun of someone because of their disability, it's called ableism
If you make fun of someone because of their height, it's called a bloody good laugh

Making fun of people for things they were born with is NEVER funny and NEVER OK.

got zero love for the deep web

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>>68710401
Lucky lad

There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers
On his chin-ne-gan
The wind blew them off
And blew them on again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin Again

>>68710384
ah yes, skin cancer

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>>68710401

spoke to this bird who was mixed with 4 different types of chink and was a leaf

she used to say things like "daddy" but got weirded out with sexual advances or adult conversation

>>68710324

look at this bender haha

>>68710430
great post ;_;

>>68710401
In the HP movies Potter's love interest was an Asian Irish girl

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large breasts are extremely aesthetic to be frank

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The gf

Browsing /brit/ makes me realise how much I hate people.

Anyone else feel like this too?

any sexy gyals ITT?

>>68710430
ok richard hammond settle down

>>68710468
ye

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I'm happy taking drugs
Don't take them away from me
I'm happy feeling free
Drugs drugs drugs, give em all to me

Give me all your hash
I smoked all your grass
I'm not going insane
But i will without cocaine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0

hard as nails
https://youtu.be/r9Gfy7KlutE?t=1m46s

big bums > big tits desu

This is an indisputable fact

>>68710430
>for things they were born with
In this case, it's what you were not born with: respectable height

>>68710441
I used to be a bit of a racist, but I'm all for more non white qts in ireland tbqh

>>68710396
Honestly haven't used it since I was about 9yo

>>68710487
This guy gets it

>>68710487
i'm more about shape and firmness than size

I rate these posts:
>>68710302
>>68710280
>>68710157
>>68709666
don't rate these posts:
>>68710378
>>68710324
>>68709213

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>no grimes gf

>>68710475
hehehe

*blushes*

no

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>>68710327
>tfw pulled a girls hair extensions out when doing doggy and she went mental at me

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ANy law lads help me out?

If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?

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quite miss the little canadian slag if im being honest was a bit of a meanie

>>68710487
not even arsed about it, just want a girl who takes care of her body

headache from drinking bare coffee lads

>>68710539
Wouldn't get a headache from a nice piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lad

>irish poster
>having sex
err nah I'm not buying it sorry

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>tfw no annie gf

"""""""MEN""""""" THAT PREFER ARSE

>non-whites
>nignogs, wogs, gypos and abos


MEN THAT PREFER TITS

>whites
>actual men

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dont think my cock would even reach her hole tbfh senpai

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>>68710487
>not both

beta

>>68710535
enjoy the the that consideration gimmick desu

it's the size of the knees that counts

>>68710587
>arched back
>no visible tits
ah yes another great post lad

fuck off

>>68710587
need to rape this girl right this instant

need a thicc BLACK gf

got big knees lads

isn't this aussie a faggot anyway?

>>68710607
this

sexy, sexy knees

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>>68710616
>iwn run up and surprise facial each and every oen of them

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gonna touch my willy to slag folder

>>68710587
What's that between her arm and stomach? Breasts aren't supposed to be that low.

poo was slightly orange

worrying because I haven't eaten anything orange the past week

I bid you stand, Men of the West

5, 4, 1, 2, 3

>>68710616
am a BIG fan of this massive cut down the side of the tits with lace across that everyone seems to have picked up recently

>>68710634
/bisexualmasterrace/

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>tfw too intelligent to have a preference for tits or ass

>>68710656
alri william

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OOOOH OOH OOH OOH OOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOH OOH

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>walk in
>find your mum like this

what do?

>>68710656
v. patriotic

>>68710559
How else do you think everyone knows about his 3" willy?

>>68710641
what about the classy birds folders

>>68710672
*two

>>68710554
i agree

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>>68710692

doesn't exist

>>68710641
why is she a dog

>>68710680
tell her to get those two tumours checked out, it could be serious

>>68710464
Scottish not Irish FOY

>>68710680
tell dad

>>68710679
SWEET CHILD OF MIIIIIIINEEEEE

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>>68710616
5>>>>1>2>4=3

>>68710718
you are what you eat

>>68710656
organ failure

>>68710722
Naw

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EEEEEEEEERRRR

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Alri (((kids))) tune in to BBC1 now to see me be smug

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>skype mum
>she does this
what do?

>>68710401
i know several of those

want an aspirational working class gf

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>>68710643
think it's some object in the room my man

anyway this camslag is my wife and i'm flying to the UK to pick her up soon alright

>55 tabs open in chrome on my phone

I'm an e-hoarder

>Wasn't able to get an interview after leaving uni
>Got a year's experiece
>Can really easily get interviews

wew, shame I keep FUCKING THEM UP

>>68710749
hopefully

>>68710770
cute cat :3

>>68710616
5, 4, 1, 2, 3

>>68710679
SUCCULENT PENG

>>68710679
had a giggle at this post desu

monkeys are funny

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFtxF4hdqLE