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Okay, so there's a thing in France called "Sus aux Sudistes", this is a movement that causes many trouble in the country. In fact, many soustherners are persecuted by the "Boreals". Guess why? Because those soustherners tend to drink Rosé, and that's not okay. I just wanted to say that this civil war thing is getting more and more popular and politics actually consider to create a border between South and North. I don't know why this is getting viral in France but those savages from Marseille won't let us conquer their filthy zone to be purified (yes, I admit their Rosé tastes like mud). There's something wrong with our country and I may ask you to side with us. We are aiming at a no-go-zone in Corsica for February 2017. I hope you'll drink a lot of Rouge with us, this is so much classier than pink wine. So, let me sum up what is going on. There's a clash between north and south because of wine, which is better, red or pink, politics get involved and everything is going nuts. But personally, I tend to drink red wine and complain about how horrible my country is.
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I don't drink.
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I'm afraid the infection is spreading though. 85 here and today at lunch everyone had a glass of rosé with their pizza. Send help please.
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>not drinking white
>being a beauf drinking disgusting piquette
let me guess, Beaujolais Nouveau is your best time of the year?
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>>68708705
Actually we don't care about events, our main goal is to eradicate those who drink the sacrilege.
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Give them some goon they'll love it
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>Southerners cheek kiss men
>Southerners have funny accents
>Southerners speak loudly
Is it because of rosé ?
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>>68708835
They dont drink rosé because they're southerners, they are southerners because they drink rosé.
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I don't think I've ever seen a rosé that didn't come in a box or large jug. Totally justified.
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>>68707554
Wine has been for women exclusively since beer became widely available.
Fuck, the French are such nancy-boys.
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>>68709023
>Weak irish couldn't handle wine so they had to stick to a lighter alcohol
hon hon hon hoooooooooooooon
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France why won't you start making good absinthe again?
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>>68708705
Best wine is in Burgundy, everyone who denied that is a dirty bordelais.
t. anon who lives in Vosne Romanée
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>>68709127
Absinthe is still made in Pontarlier.
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>>68709023
wine drinker
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>>68709023
>>68709496
beer drinker
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>>68709403
Yeah but I can't get hold of it over here, just the Canadian and Swiss stuff. I want to try some from where it originated.
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>>68709496
Wankers
>>68709527
Hero
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>>68709496
>>68709527
At the end of the day the beerdrinker had more fun.
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south france is best france.
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>>68710773
You say that but you're Italian.
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>>68709527
Hey could you please take down this picture of me? Thanks.
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