/brit/

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cara

Leafs?
yeah, big fan

doing a wnak

had two slices of beans and toast for dinner
didn't have time to cook something proper as the lads are picking me up in a taxi soon haha

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http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2b3679813d176f8bdf18dd99fb1bfe79cbcdd88aeb95b521c0df37be823a37730&pass=1

password is willy

just got btfo

boop

can't wait to find out what's been voted best gimmick of 2016

saw this advertised on the side of a bus today

http://as-siraat.org.uk/engagement2030/

>The need for positive dawah in the West has never been greater at the present time. With Muslims under scrutiny in many aspects of their lives, the Islam 2030 project seeks to harness a unified thought of creating a positive dawah platform. This can be established and delivered across towns and cities across the world in upcoming months and years.

blatant taqiyya

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New name, mon: the original nuttah
Take heed and take check
UK Apache along di Shy FX
And when we come it's murderation!
All original gangsta man,
Hear what mi tellin' now
Ya hear mi, come and nuh imitate
Originate, we come fi originate
Alright, mate?
Know what yer doing, mate
In here we get 'em comin' about kill
So now I'm 'unna stop talk
Watch mi tell dem, rude bwoy
Watch this!

Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-nah-nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-nah-nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-nah-nah-no-no-no
Ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-noo-no-no-no-no-no

Bad boys inna London
Rude boys inna England
Bad boys inna Jericho
Rude boys inna Kingston

Watch ya

You never know di gangsta, mi seh dem inna jungle
Well, yeah
You never know di hortical, mi seh dem inna jungle
Well, yeah
You never know Shy FX, mon, big inna jungle
Well, yeah
You never know UK Apache big inna jungle

Wha mi tell ya, rude bwoy
Watch it now, man

Mi are di nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamadamadamadah nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamah

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SAY MY NAME

>>68707390
Villalad

i've never noticed
no never noticed
you're so amazing
so a-amazing

>>68707390
what is his name again?

i know hussain was in it

>>68707390

Monica

>>68707364
>on the side of a bus
we really are headed towards an inevitable civil war

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tessa

>>68707126
Device name : not set. Device model: mx2114n?

>>68707406
that's a whore's name

>>68707400
what the fuck are you trying to say
i swear to fucking god be in the adventurers pub at 12pm on boxing day before the burton game and you've fucking had it

Unions should be banned.

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>>68707366
*blocks your path*

>>68707107
financial domination is the weirdest most spergy shit imaginable

I can only imagine it's held by some capitalist-hating communist scum

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Brits can't handle the bants

Business idea: replace unions with worker cartels so people think they are capitalist

>>68707455

I wish he'd just wear normal clothes

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>>68707474

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP9n46phfNU


CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>68707474
why does it bother you?

really slow for a friday night. why is this board such a normie general. it doesn't fit with the rest of the site

>>68707467
If you can teach Irishmen to speak English, you can certainly teach a bloody gorilla

Names like Bergman, Bresson and Dreyer freak me out.

>>68707504
nonce

>>68707507
because its full of memelords

>>68707507
i've been shitting up the threads a lot and am about to go out too
bye

>>68707506

He looks ridiculous. At least get them fitted

Weekdays I masturbate as soon as I wake up, go to work, come home and masturbate twice usually before bed. Weekends I masturbate 8-9 times.

>>68707532
bergman is an incredibly common surname desu

>>68707390
Amir "The Kitty Fiddler" Hussein

>>68707549
Why is Bergman so common?

Must have originated from farmer or some shit.

>>68707547
they are fitted, they are just 1950s style suits which fit differently.

honestly I like older styles as well over the faggy too tight modern ones, though not as far back as him.

>When the lad wraps his legs around the girl and pushes his dick all down her throat
>When she's done he pushes her lower until she's licking his arsehole
Such a based move, should happen in more porn.

>>68707543
fuck off

>>68707467
>>68707467
lol

surprised he's not getting jailed 2bh

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Hysterical SJW Nutjob PULVERIZED Into a Fine Paste by Intelligent Alt-Right Crusader Milo Yiannopoulos' Eloquently Logical Discourse

>>68707548
Might do a wank right now to distract myself from the building, looming urge to kill myself haha

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lonely and upset

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>>68707572
>ass licking

>>68707566
it means mountain man, not really a specific thing

>>68707606
haha

>>68707604
Uploaded by Milo Yiannopoulos

>>68707604
t. Milo's own channel

I've noticed that shit popping up in trending or suggestions or whatever, where he's just stolen other people's titling style and stuck the videos up himself for more money. Hate the queer.

Girls at work keep telling me to get on tinder even though I'm a 4/10 facially, I don't stand a chance on there.

>>68707604
what do you expect, anything that gets popular is immediately taken over by these sorts of people >>68707607

bit bored lads

>>68707612
Arse licking is the best part. Especially when they go deep enough with their tongue you see the lads toes curling in pleasure.

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>pseudo-normies on /brit/ on /int/ on 4chan think they are real normies

5-1 AND EVEN HESKEY SCORED

>>68707647
>pseudo-normies
I'm here because /britfeel/ is slow as fuck without Amir samfagging every 10 mins.

>>68707646
I've had a girl try to lick my ass and its really gross and not pleasurable

HOWLING
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/809717035353722880

>>68707572

seen pierre woodman flat out rape some girls in his films

>>68707642
What do you wanna talk about? :3

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:]

redpill me on st vincent

>>68707679
>muh ruskis HACKED the election

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>>68707647
even if this is for /r9k/ it describes posters fairly well

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Making myself a coffee, entering max comfort levels

Pic related my neighbourhood

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>I sell kitchens but I can't actually cook myself!
>You see a cookery book here, it wouldn’t be much use to me!

>>68707679
foy utterly despise yank news

>>68707666
had it once and it was okay, wasn't mind blowing or anything though. Once had a girl try to put her finger up my bumhole and it was just horrible and not at all pleasurable

hi lads

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mother just brought me home snacks lads i asked for space raiders and white choco and she's delivered x

>>68707682
fannys and tits and beer and football

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>assignment due at midnight
>intranet is down so can't submit

>>68707604
>>68707635
not fond of him or his fanboys but that's actually pretty funny

>>68707701
Not really any of these 2bh, more like random bits and pieces from all of them

>>68707708
Howling

>when you realise that you've helped all of your friends get into excellent relationships

I must be some sort of super-wingman

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*bites wing*

berated a girl at work because she insisted that schrodingers cat must be alive or dead. dumb bint is so hypnotised by aristetolian either/or logic lmao.

>>68707701
cerebrotonic but like cooking haha

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>>68707722
you will never topple the king

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>>68707723
Here's football and willies

Best I can do

>>68707725
they'll give you an extension probably la

>>68707737
no this >>68707754 is a super wingman

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>it's a gf goes out with a group of friends several of whom are lads who want to shag her episode

ah yes

>>68707707
Bit too....open

>>68707783
Nice

>>68707708

Too many blacks

quite frustrated that i have to support villa lads

>>68707761
but it is alive or dead. just because you don't know which doesn't make it untrue

>>68707780
doubt it we've already had a week extension

>>68707774
bit gay

>>68707707
Comfy af

>>68707707
>i will NEVER live here
REEEEE
i live in a shitty, damp and ugly neighbourhood. Hate it so much.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/15/world/europe/germany-murder-maria-ladenburger.html

fuck germany

>>68707796

women are trustworthy creatures though

>>68707701
>cerebrotonic

haha that's totally not me or anything

>>68707701
I'm the first half of the Cerebrotonic (except maybe the intellectual thing), up to the "often gives overly concise answers as replies".

>>68707825
don't do it last minute then

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Looks like the "cartoon avatar of yourself" never fails to be wrong.

>>68707796
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>>68707842
>women are trustworthy creatures though

>>68707830
Kinda yea

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>reviewbrah is far better than the pengest munch xDDD he's /ourguy/ fuck niggers!! amirite xDDDDDD

anyone else love dark rum

>>68707825
if the intranet is down there's nothing you can do about it so they pretty much have to allow you more time to submit it

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putting out a tender for a gf

>>68707796
>gf going out without you
>ever
wew lad. ur donezo.

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>>68707707
>you will never be a canadian

>>68707729
same with me
I can see myself in the Cerebritonic and wageslave (and sloth a little) except I have good relationships with my coworkers and have a gf, plus not much social anxiety besides occasional awkwardness.
when I was younger I was probably a bit closer to the Mouse but I grew out of that in Uni.

>>68707855
didn't have time to do it before
big workload innit

>>68707887
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>>68707317
ANOTHER great post lad

may wank

>>68707707
its nice but I had to shovel my driveway this morning after letting the snow build up all day yesterday
was AWFUL

>>68707908
cheers x

@68707796
>its a i'll do this post because i know it will generate a lot of (you)s from bitter nogfs

gonna listen to the specials and then order some chippy then watch norwich vs huddersfield lads

>>68707869
that type of person would be a major SJW though

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>the specials

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anyone fancy a scrap will travel anywhere in england

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Obongo's final conference is happening soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhK1GvfCzA

>inb4 muh black lives matter, whitey b oppressin

What size shoe do you wear, lads?

>>68708006
callum

Like so many inspirational people in history have said, "you can not beat hate with hate only love can beat hate so be a lover not a fighter. " wishing you all the love in the world and peace of mind in your life..
Big love x

>>68708025
12

>>68708025
Someone asked this last week

Finished watching Boku Dake ga Inai Machi lads, hit me right in the feelios, what a ride

New peng munch btw

>>68708016
>implying he won't declare war on Russia and then claim that the presidency can't be transferred during a state of war

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Lets go mental tonight boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9VrnCMhJsQ

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>>68708025

8 or 8 1/2 depending on the shoe

what does peng mean lads

>>68707689
Strange Mercy > Actor > St Vincent

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>>68707701
>super-autist
>really REALLY likes trains

>>68708025
this may be the most boring question ever asked in /brit/

9

>>68708042
here mate
*hands you a pair of canoes*

>>68708065
are you a woman?

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>Obongo

>>68708025
9 or 10 depending

>>68708068
strange mercy > st vincent > marry me > actor

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>peng munch

>>68708088
when will you learn

>>68708088
>tfw this made me chuckle
>tfw I wear a 13

we need anarchism
death to hierarchies

>>68708110
just under 6"

>>68708110
>he's back
Wew

>>68708110
Mine is 7.5" and yours is definitely not 7.7" lad. That looks like my flaccid 6 incher tbqh.

>>68708110
nice x

>>68708131
bet you round up when girls ask
me too

>>68708110
NEED this in my gob

>>68708161
Girls ask you about your willy?

>>68708127
Fuck off, you utter paki pederast

the lads are finally on the way to me
ffs been stuck with you autists for way too long on a friday

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rate the gf

>>68708146
>Mine is 7.5"
I bet you're 6'4 and study at Oxbridge too doing a non-meme degree

>>68708188
hope you drink too much and get killed xx

>>68708178
Why would you being a liar make me feel better? You've been called out on this before and you admitted it wasn't as big as you claimed.

>>68708203
I'm 6'6", but I don't study at Oxbridge and I am doing a meme degree.

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>>68708188
Pics of your adventures tonight lad

MGBGA

>>68708221
would let out a loud shriek and run away if i ever saw this group walking towards me

>>68708110
don't know, I've always had phiosis

>>68708221
lavender

Do i go to the pub lads? few boys down there now.

Gender oppression is the source of all oppression

Spoke to my doc about my depression

he gave me a prescription for anti depressants, sleeping pills and filled out my course withdrawal form

starting on the road to recovery lads

>>68708221
would shag all of these

>>68708240
me too haha

>No foreign terrorist organisation has committed a terrorist attack on our country
Did Obongo forget about the two Islamic shootings in the past year?

>>68708249
You can disbelieve me if you want, doesn't really affect me. Providing evidence that contradicts your own words though, like you did, that's really foolish.

>>68708265
nice

>>68708236
What are you gay?

>>68708242
>>68708267
Good lads

>>68708240
phimosis? Had that til i was 19. stretching in the shower works btw

>>68707056
>>68707075
>>68707104
>>68707125
>>68707152
>>68707177
>>68707206
>>68707226
>>68707251
>>68707274
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>>68707579
>>68707605
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>>68707663
>>68707690
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>>68708277

I'm going to post this in every general until the mods ban this faggot.

>>68708278
looks grim

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Wew lads

>>68708248
Can I come?

>>68708286
>are you gay?
no, sane

>>68708301
oddly relevant

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on tablets now for it

>>68708301
Janny's black, so there's no point posting it here, he won't do anything.

>>68708307
not that hot bth

>>68708283
thanks, I took some SSRI's a couple of years back but they made me feel even worse

hopefully this drug is better x

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>>68708307
if you photoshopped an arse this much it'd still look an arse, but be better looking

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Phew

>>68708278
needs some mayo on there lad

6 inch willy lad sure is fond of his 6 inch willy.

Sorry, "7.7 inch" willy.

>>68708320
feel bad for kev and how we made fun of him
we basically stalked him for memes

>>68708301
got more chance of seeing father christmas than janny doing his job properly mate

>>68708110

5 and three quarter inches long and 5 inches in girth

>>68708348
stop posting this same fucking frog

i have a 3 inch willy that grows 2 inches . u like?

air is fresh for sure

>>68708356
pics

>>68708309
uhh... i guess.

*takes you to the pub and ignores you for the rest of the night*

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>>68708370
hate it

>>68708265
Are you giving up the course of just taking a break from it

>>68708349
NEED my penis inside this female

>multiple 7.5 inch cocks on /brit/

hmmmm

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10/10 DESU

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>>68708410
Rude

>>68708427
in 2007 yes

>>68708414
im dropping 3/6 courses for this semester which means ill staying at uni longer but it wont affect my grades thankfully

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>>68708332
>Janny's black,
Let's post BBCs to pay tribute then. I'll start. Look how big.

>>68708349
*coughs*

emperors new clothes

*coughs*

>>68708425
yeah it goes well with my STEM degree from Imperial and my 100k job shagging miss world contestants

testing the potency of an old batch

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6-6.5 inch length
5.5-6 inch girth.

>>68708397
i'm attached to it

Considering re-installing Skyrim and having a genuine go at it with no fast travelling and lots of quest solving.

>>68708444
meant to say 2001

>>68708427
paedo

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>>68708444
still would 2bh

zero prospect of me ever having a relationship

>>68708453
if he is so gay why is his cock floppy

>>68708146
>>68708403
pics

>>68708490
have you tried talking to a girl

>>68708484
Did that cunt shave his hairline back? What the fuck?

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thicc

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might have a go at it later tonight you can go up to mental levels now

>>68708469
bet you'll start using fast travel anyway

Just had the best wank of my life.

Took about 2 hours, had a nice bath, bum and pubes were freshly shaved. Warmed up with my smaller toys then moved onto my big ones, came close to having a prostate orgasm but didn't manage it. Edged for about an hour to femdom compilations, eventually came all over my feet which was hard because my legs quivered like mad when I finished.

10/10

>>68708484
their baby will have a 25head

>>68708525
I probably won't last more than an hour either tbf.

>>68708490
*nod concernedly*
*walk away and talk to someone else*

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real big willy hours

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>>68708525
good spotting

that's hilarious

>>68708517
FONT

>>68708469
Its not a very big map

>>68708522
>>68708469

>>68708527
gay

>>68708527
bent twat.

guys aren't meant to wank like this

>>68708541
nice

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Imagine doing the sex with her.

>>68708469
skyrim is shit
play fallout

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youtube.com/watch?v=xgiLm9bCxrU

>daily reminder this happened live on TV

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below 0 with windchill

>>68708469
Should install those survival mods, like Frostfall and all that. Makes the game a lot more fun. Combat's still fucking dreadful though.

>>68708469
skyrim is unplayable without fast travel, it's just a bad game
t. 250 hours in't

>>68708548
replied to the wrong person
meant for>>68708509

>>68708563

can't have got a flaccid willy :(

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>>68708527
>shaving your pubes

>>68708563
looks a bit young

>>68708557
>>68708558
Suck my willy

Could not give a shit

acceptable cock litmus test: does it fit in a toilet paper roll while erect? if the answer is yes you will never satisfy a size queen

>>68708563
nonce

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>>68708563

would feel class

>>68708579
this, half the quests make you go on the other side of the fucking map for no reason

There is not a people on earth more systematically oppressed than the Jews.

>the daughter is rolling around the floor watching tv her top is riding up to her chest

what did she mean by this

>>68708469
That being said at one point i got really concerned with the demographics of skyrim and went about finding every non-hostile NPC and every house / cabin. Skyrim is about 71% nord fyi if you include guards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU-ibdHkz4Y

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>hard willy
>need to pee

>>68708610
AYYYYYY

>>68708553
Yeh lad but it gets tedious
>>68708522
Propa like?
>>68708566
nonce
>>68708575
Might be fun I'll give it a look, I think only a complete overhaul can save it though
>>68708579
>>68708617
true desu

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>>68708589

Me too. Couldn't get it up for Helen of Troy desu.

>>68708593
Trimmed, not clean shaved

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look at the legs on this american bird would let her do the face sitty sit

bin lookn 4 dis choon 4 ages lids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfcoobKwt4w

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>>68707312
Sucked?

>>68708646
Lean into it, no other way.

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>>68708607
and yet you had to respond

need cum on my face

>>68708635
you have a daughter? woah...

>>68708643
>skyrim
>white

>>68708655
>not shaving the balls and shaft to make it look bigger

pleb

>>68708646
Iktf

>>68708661
shite

wanking to Emmelie de Forest feet pics lads

>>68708655
>trimming your pubes
mate that's like trimming the mane of a lion

you don't

One of the most woke people to ever live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7ScProC5A

>gf randomly started deepthroating me after dating for 2 years

i seriously hope she just read about it online, kind of worried desu

>>68708666
spelled favourite the british way

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Hnngh

>>68708675
*spunks a hot load onto your face*

there you go x

this thread is dildos

porn lost its charm

if I see nudity on tv then I become aroused but porn is just feels disgusting

>>68708676
no I'm just hate /brit/ so I'm trying to destroy the character of the board by being a nonce on it

>>68708666
ayy I was using that site a few days ago, gave up after 5 minutes because I'm a lazy faggot though.

CANNOT play any game as a non white, if i'm not given a choice and it looks good then fair enough

>>68708709
Too thinn

>>68708695
Why? I'm not a lion.

>>68708684
You only need to trim to make it look bigger. Or maybe I just have a big willy (I don't).

>>68708737
flag checks out

>>68708698
she just got used to bigger obstacles

>>68708707
thnx captain

>>68708728
what site

any reddit flag benders on tonight?

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>>68708747
Me and the gf

>>68708711
ty xxx

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3,1,2

>>68708761
https://www.codecademy.com

>>68708679
I didnt include the guilds or orc strongholds or thalmor mind you, but yes skyrim is white, there are in fact not many redguards- like 26/7 named ones, 6 dead ones, the al'kir warriors and however many random bandits/hunters.

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>trimming your pubes
mate that's like trimming the mane of a lion

you don't

>>68708795
good order

>>68708819
>you

>>68708830
4132

Is there anything more autistic than playing Skyrim with no fast travel?

And I say this as someone who plays without fast travel.

need a willy bf

>>68708795
h-how old are they?

>>68708819
>shaving your pubes

that's just retarded

>>68708859
bit gay

had a dream where my arse just would not wipe clean when i was shitting in a mates apartment, so i climbed out the window and went to the shop and then knocked on the door and said i went to the shop and wasn't wiping my arse that whole time

>>68708885
Why?

>>68708855
Staying in on a friday night ;)

>>68708806
not many wood elves either, Mostly imperials and bretons

followed closely by dark elves by my reckoning

>>68708855
but WHY

>500 hours in
>"hmm almost at Whiterun"

>>68708855
I dont think so, I always used fast travel and I just wish it wasnt there

I dont mind the carriage between cities though

>>68708897
i'm a girl

>>68708855
Playing it with all the hud graphics turned off

>>68708830

I bet the girl in the hat has selfesteem issues and would let you do things to her that the other girls wouldn't

>>68708911
pics

>>68708906
only children think friday is the night to go out

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>when an aussie replies to you

>>68708904
you might get ingrown hairs
not something you want in your genitals

trimming is a much better option

t. good friends with various girls

>>68708911
P H I L L Y
H
I
L
L
Y

I don't do anything with my pyabs, Just leave them be as nature intended

>tfw some of you utter homosexuals will look down on me for this

https://youtu.be/NGi61ZxnJ4Q

chune

>>68708931
not a slut thanks

>>68708923
If you DON'T do this you're just a retard.