Pee pee poo poo

>>68706550
standing up because I'm not a fucking woman

>>68706698
i think in some countries the men sit down to pee

>I will always remember that day when I took a dump while walking

>>68706809
The fuck? Please tell this story in detail.

>>68706884
>be home alone
>being drinking beer at the backyard
>starting to feel stomach cramping
>to lazy to go to the toilet
>decide it's a good chance to feel what it's like to take a crap while walking
>stand up, walking and relaxing
>first piece of shit fell on a hallway
>then climb a tree
>take the rest of the crap from there
>it feels so great but started to think so much freedom shouldnt be allowed
>decide im not gonna clean anything and blame the dog
>family got home
>they discovered my shit
>they realised the crap was too dense to be a dogs crap
>they look suspicius
>they dont have any proofs so they will never know it was me
>???
>profit

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I pee on the sink

1. flag
2. sometimes
3. why not?

>>68706550
Standing up most of the time but sit down sometimes when bathing for unknown reasons.

>>68706550
I dont pee

>>68706550
Sitting in the mornings if I have a boner or am still not properly awake, otherwise standing up

I pee sitting down because I know it's what my waifu would want me to do.

Sitting. Honestly, it's just to check things on the phone. I'm afraid I might drop it while standing.

>>68706550
I stand up, because I can aim my fucking dick.
Plus it's icky to have my dick slap on the underneath of the toilet seat.

>>68706550
how do I preven't my pee getting out of toilet while sitting?

i squat when pooping in the shower then waffle stomp the poo down the drain

1. Poland
2. I'm standing
3. because I'm not faggot

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I am a landlord and I put it in my lease agreement that all tenants, male or female, are to sit down when urinating. I don't want piss splashing onto the walls.

Who else in here /peesintheshower/?

>>68709927
I'm sure they adhere to that rule religiously

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>>68707292

flag
stand
benis