bisexual edition
>>68704572
bit gay
tessa
>>68704572
doesn't exist lad
>>68704597
wearing those calvins atm lol
boop
ah yes, friday evening, better head on over to the old imageboard
Final chase lads
that glorious feel where you don't have to do anything for the foreseeable future
>>68704572
>bisexual
no such thing
*puts on DJ Rashad*
alri let's get started lads
Is the lad who imported Crest strips into the UK here?
feels like the first christmas I'm not excited about.
thought I was going to end up doing another depressing Friday night drinking alone on the chon
turns out I was wrong, I'm off out with the normies tonight oioi let's get fucking rattled boys
Hate Christmas. Never get anything good anymore
>>68704631
>>68704713
>100% straight
no such thing
house party later cba lool
>tfw no gf gf
>>68704755
lmao I could go out any time I want. I chose to not to since I'm bored of people
>>68704723
I'll import muh dick into your mum's strip m8.
>>68704783
lmao
>>68704572
tea two sugar masterrace reporting
>lmao I could go out any time I want. I chose to not to since I'm bored of people
who here /hypochondriac/
>>68704808
yeah mate sure
bet you could shag any bird you want too but just like being a virgin?
fuck off delusional abnormie twat
>>68704737
Christmas is good if you're a kid or have kids.
>>68704816
gonna get pissed tho rofl
going to sleep now bye
>>68704818
>two sugars
Good lad, piping hot cup of Lipton black tea I presume. Nothing beats it
>>68704822
>>68704854
haha x
>>68704838
haha ain't a virgin though take that
>>68704572
http://radio.garden/live/kleve/antenneniederrhein/
Can explore the world via their radio stations
Half the songs are in english....
The good news is that Joe and Ashley Cole are back in training with Chelsea
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/2641675.stm
lads, can you give me a film that isn't too dark or deep
>>68704884
hehe x inbox me Hun x
>>68704897
haha still shagged more birds than you kid
>those 5 days after Christmas and before New Years
Literally the dark zone of depression for me, dread it every year
>>68704906
500 Days of Summer
>sugar in tea
Physically sickened by my own very existence.
>>68704755
hope you get run over or killed in some other way
>>68704916
I fucking hate even putting milk in tea
>>68704906
kidulthood
>>68704913
Know that feel lad
One year I wont make it lol
>>68704911
If it's in the double digits probably haha XDD
no sugar and one single drop of milk 2bh
no fap and one single drop of cum 2bh
>>68704901
http://radio.garden/live/saint-leonards/finemusicfm/
Ah yes, this is the station for me.
>tea
Battyboy
Medium roast black coffee too bea honest
>>68704878
>>68704872
Like clockwork.
>>68704871
>Lipton
you mean the people responsible for 'ice-tea'? sickening
>>68704937
enjoy your night in mate haha
>>68704968
>If it's in the double digits
just about
>not using your knife and the residual butter from your toast to add that bit of flavor to your tea
>>68705023
Canada>amerisharfatica
>no milk
>no sugar
>no piping hot cup of Lipton black
Ah yes, the so-called lower classes
>>68705033
i will mate, enjoy your hangover xxxxxxx
bored
want to start drinking
what's the official /brit/ programming language?
>>68705039
Magnificent post.
once ran away from a job interview in the middle of it
>>68704755
>Even consider drinking alone
quite sad
>>68704618
that's why it's called bit sexual lmao
>>68705066
sepples
Heating is on lads
>>68704993
>http://radio.garden/live/saint-leonards/finemusicfm/
bit gay
>>68705114
big poof you are
>>68705147
Not used to this shit desu
god doesn't real
>>68705114
comfy season
drinking alone tonight
>>68705066
python
>>68705174
buzz me mullato
Am I real?
>>68705201
you down to get penetrated?
>>68705069
Quebec is the best part of Canada.
>>68705182
Bit depressing
I just want to dance with working class jailbait to rihanna's we found love
>>68705205
not actually alone cos the cats with me
>>68705217
no it isn't you utter irishman
>>68705227
Pics of cat
>>68705201
legalise ranch
dont care
>>68705217
they'd be good if they werent so french
>>68705138
Philistine, wouldn't know good music if it kicked you in the jaw
why do autists sperg out about drinking alone?
there's a small bald man looking into my kitchen window
>>68705174
>>68705201
>>68705216
>>68705241
T I M E T O D E L I V E R A P I Z Z A B A L L
>>68705278
Can't handle their liquor
lancaster
>>68705227
Lets see the cot
>>68705251
I like classical music, just not your gay shit with bells
reckon durham ain't as bad as people say
Am unironically the most hererosexual male here.
>wear a suit
>instantly look sexier
ah yes. pity it's fedora to wear them all the time.
>>68705292
but these bitches can't handle me
>>68705285
Is this a dildojo too?
>>68704766
t. batty boy
wonder what gimmicks we'll post when we're in our 70s
>>68705296
*scoffs*
Pfft
>>68705294
nice architecture
>>68705349
Don't be a bitch
>>68704878
ehh
Justin really looks like the lovechild of Pierce and Fidel.
his "mum" was just a surrogate
>tfw tall
>good hair
>good skin
>in shape
>weak as fuck jawline
Whats the thing that makes you ugly? Inb4 face. be more specific
>>68705383
loving this gimmick
drinking alone is quite sad but I get drunk EVERY Friday night regardless
might take a cheeky nap
>>68704901
clicked on London and the first station it played was jiljil radio
zucchini_asshole 3502 points 13 hours ago
*younger cousin just watched the Incredibles
'Thats great! Are they making a second one?'
'Yeah, it's coming out in 2018'
'Aww, that's a long wait'
*eye twitches
>>68705402
yeah
sure what else are you meant to do really
Am a genius according to that Brother test on snapchat
>>68705382
it has, off to get drunk amongst it soon
Lads, will talking like a spastic nigger while eating chicken get me lots of views or do I need to be shitskinned to really sell it?
>>68705389
I've got a bit of acne, but my jawline isn't too bad. I'm just a bit too slim for my height
>>68705402
what about saturday
>>68705389
Out of proportion or unsymmetrical facial features
>>68704572
Filthy monosexual peasants swerve
>>68705438
haha alri nick griffin
>>68705438
you just need to BE yourself
and have a good cameraman
8 cans of carling and strongbow in the fridge
gonna be a good one tonight
>>68705370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFzViYkZAz4
actual good song
>>68705389
often those things just don't "fit" together properly, ie someone can have nice individual features but when you look at their face as a whole it just looks off. same applies for the rest of your body, lots of people look disproportionate (before and after lifting, inb4 /fit/)
attitude is a big factor as well, i know lots of ugly smug cunts who shag 8/10s regularly because they have an attitude they like.
>>68705462
Making snakebites?
good evening lads X
the incredibles is unironically a very good film
>>68705468
>title isn't in english
Not one fucking chance
why are people suddenly so obsessed with this fat ugly nigger
>>68705457
alri
>>68705427
got to unwind after a long week at work
>>68705443
sometimes, only if i'm going out though
whereas i'll drink every friday no matter what
>>68705412
Most of the european ones are the same
The one in aleppo is exactly what i expected
The Yank ones are so shit and cringey
>>68705486
God, black people are ugly as fuck.
>>68705510
Edgy
>>68705510
Are you going to go on about him again Rorke?
>>68705525
>>68705510
>>68705438
not a fan lads
>>68705510
it's the norman meme of the week and /brit/ is mostly normans
so the black kid ate some more chicken and rorke has shit the bed again
>>68705501
>he doesnt listen to french music
literal pleb tier colonial
>>68705510
Careful m8. Janny gets really triggered about this for some reason.
>people lining up to experience spaghetti with ketchup instead of spaghetti sauce
ah yes
>>68705486
>1.41MB
>320x179
>gif
Will I be opening this? No I will not.
>>68705544
how the fuck is this little nigger 23 he looks 13 tops
>>68705540
if you ever call me a rorke ever again i'll hunt you down and put your head on a stick you cheeky little runt
>>68705557
They better watch out for moose too
>>68705544
Fucking state of his lips. They're thicker than two of his fingers combined.
>>68705522
I found a really comfy station in Minnesota online five years ago and haven't been able to find it since, can't seem to find it on here either
>honhonhon wee wee I do listen to ze fraunch, em, moosik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQorKjyAkY
>>68705557
>spaghetti with ketchup
That's autistic
>>68704572
TFW banged many Briton boipucci in my vacation there
Does the chicken connoisseur edit his own videos? Reckon one of his hipster white mates does all the editing and filming. Yet of course the guy in the videos is the one who gets the spot on telly and who will actually get a career somehow.
>>68705604
>click on video
ah yes GCHQ have probably put me on a list now
>>68705557
when i was at uni every canadian girl i met was 8/10+, but when i think about actually going there i just can't be bothered because of all the memes
how bad is it really?
>>68705635
he pays a production company
>>68705448
literally everyone has an unsymmetrical face to some degree, most people probably don't notice what you do
>>68705591
>tfw no black bf to put his thick lips around my cock
>>68705595
trawling through canada
The songs are *ok* but the presenters- jesus christ
wish sara would make her profile public again
Chicken lad is charismatic. Dont know why people are so upset about him getting popular.
It probably is because he's black, but with the risk of being called a cuck, black people have some funny sort of charm about them. "cool" factor or something.
>>68705646
hmm gets the ticker going
>>68705676
Imagine...
>>68705389
I'm fat
>>68705462
>8 cans
>of carling and strongbow in the fridge
>gonna be a good one tonight
>>68705647
it's quite good in all honesty, just don't come to the prairies in the winter and don't go to winnipeg or edmonton ever
calgary's probably the best city to actually live in, you're close to the mountains, the climate isn't terrible for it's location, and it's a lot cheaper than somewhere like vancouver or toronto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6fok4_E9pI
CHOOOOOOOOON
>>68705609
>puerto gayo
>>68705688
>It probably is because he's black, but with the risk of being called a cuck, black people have some funny sort of charm about them. "cool" factor or something.
uh actually that's incredibly racist of you
Someone redpill me on the blackpool grime scene
>mfw Reviewbrah's chance at getting really popular has been squandered by a more charismatic black child eating chicken
>>68705688
>Chicken lad is charismatic
>speaking in london ebonics is suddenly charisma
>>68705695
fucks sake
>>68705725
literally chavvy kids calling each other cunts
>>68705604
Did they blow up a M1A1 from the front? embarrassing if so
>>68705725
>you're just a youtuber you're just a flid
>>68705732
he's a boring dreary cunt, could never have reached the big time
>>68705746
I'll change my filename so I can be cool like you
reviewbrah just needs to have a crep check at the start of his videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0
>>68705732
I won't forget this
this little fucking nigger has got NOTHING on reviewbrah
you fucking got that?
>>68705767
you could have just said he's a yank
>>68705725
destitute shithole produces shit music
it truly is the coastal town that they forgot to close down
Taking a fat, smelly beer-shit lads
AMA
>>68705795
these little cunts can't even rap what are they doing?
>>68705743
I get why its popular in other countries. Its a culture and accent we never hear with slang we never hear.
Its like a caricature, which makes it fun to watch.
I didn't really even like the videos, but its not hard to understand the appeal
>>68705800
reviewbrah was a cult meme at one point, but his content is generally just not funny at all, literally just a yank spacca sitting there drinking pop
pengest munch has 2x his subscribers now lad
soph >
>>68705800
Reviewrunt is dead, get with the times
Have not wanked in 3 days
Feel quite posh lads
Did Keith Emerson have autism?
>>68705712
Your lads threw themselves on me was I supposed to pass up legal ass? I think not.
>>68705860
someone change the gravestone to say reviewbrahs career
hating blacks is a U.S >>>/pol/ concept where they're still a problem
pakis are the new blacks
Nose is bleeding :/
>>68705860
>>68705862
>>68705866
you're missing the point
reviewbrah it's just him and a camera
the polished production of chickennigger is just boring
>>68705898
>>68705915
you're missing the point
you just explained exactly why reviewbrah is a shit boring twat and why pengest munch deserves his hype
Why do manlets love reviewing fast food?
>>68705915
this
>hello everyone
*stumbles across my living room*
>this is running on empty
*sits down and checks that I'm in frame on the viewfinder*
>food! review!
>>68705915
watching an american spastic drinking pop unedited for 12 minutes is more entertaining form a content perspective than well edited videos reviewing chicken? not so sure lad
>>68705604
Imagine being so mental you drive out in the desert knowing that any second you could be obliterated by an American made laser guided bomb
Muslim lad at work told me about how he hates jews today
Was like my memes came to life
NEED a girlfriend that exists
>>68705915
>peng puts effort into it
>reviewbrah doesnt
I mean I prefer reviewbrah but come on.
>found a perfect pair of trousers for work Christmas do tomorrow
>only come in stretch skinny fit
Fucking numales ruining fashion
>people don't find that little 23 year old benjamin button nig eating food revolting
so tits
like they were fat tits
which i was gassed about at first
thinking boom they're gonna be soft
that wasn't that case :/
>>68705970
Those fries look fucking disgusting
PEOPLE WHO LIKE REVIEWBRAH
>straight men
>straight women
>whites
PEOPLE WHO LIKE BLACK CHICKEN MAN
>non-whites
>gay men
>gay non-whites
>benders
>bum pirates
>nignogs, wogs, gypos and abos
this pengest munch kid seems like he is something being followed around by a bunch of uni film students making their final year project
something doesn't add up
>>68705604
Were they fucking up the SAA there?
Why are yanks so alpha? When european girls think of us they think of testosterone riddled killing machines.
Glad I'm a power lifter so I can help fulfill the stereotype when I go the UK in the spring. I'll level anyone that even gives me a sideways glance to prove dominance.
Then pick up and hold a birish girl up while I fuck her and fill her.
>>68706053
Nah its from Iraq
>>68706035
this 23bh
>>68706030
they're fat chips you mong
>>68706035
simmer down rorke
>>68706035
laughed out loud
>>68705860
A suit which nearly fits him....
Are the allegations regarding Millie b and her sexual promiscuity true?
>you now remember FIVE autisimos couldn't beat me in a game of haxball
>they had FIVE players
>i had one
look's like word of le epic crep man's newfound fame has spread all the way to boston
>>68706008
>he wears anything other than skinnies
feeling pretty gassed
>>68706035
They're all fall under the same umbrella. "Retards that watch other peoeeat". Liking either makes you worse than a nigger.
SKENG
PENG
LENG
YA DUN NO
R-R-R-R-R-RAS
RUDEBOY
WASTEMAN
>1 million views
>autistic children love me
Why can't londoners talk proper?
birmingham mentioned
>>68705604
What a way to go
>wearing creps with a full suit
>>68706171
awful gimmick will have to knock you out if it persists
also birmingham wasn't even mentioned
might cop x
Chicken man will burn out as fast as he came. Reviewbrah is eternal
she wants an architect from brum
>>68706192
birmingham mentioned again
>>68706098
It was 3v1 nearly the whole game, but you couldn't beat a Finnish lad with 200 ping and a first timer even when you had a teammate lol
reviewbrah is for sad autists who can't let a shit gimmick die
pengest munch is for normal people who aren't obsessed with race and just like to watch fun videos
>>68705685
>tfw was one of the chosen few and posted screenshots of her meltdowns here all the time for (You)s
>she blocked me a few days ago
>>68706215
NOW WATERGATE DOES NOT BAWTHER MEE
>>68706223
this 2bh, they probably haven't watched a reviewbrah video since 2013
>>68706199
that kit reminds me of paul merson desu
youf youf youf
signed up for a job centre + unpaid work experience.
25hrs of work a week for a """""wage""""" of 57 squid a week, with the threat of sanctions if i decide i don't like it or do any misconducts.
>>68706223
I thought the "black people who do nothing other than say black shit is funny" thing ended like 10 years ago
fuck my shit up
>>68706223
summed it up nicely la
>>68706287
why are you so upset
>>68706268
Ah yes, the so-called NEET master race
>Hanging out with a girl from uni in her room
>We decide to watch a film
>"Anon you'll love this one"
>She starts the film
>It's in Chinese
>I'm dyslexic and I can't read subtitles
>Don't want to seem like a weirdo so I just pretend everything is normal
>Literally read about 10% of the subs
>Afterwards she asks what I thought about it
>Lied and said I thought it was great
>She kept asking me questions about what I liked and what I thought about the plot and shit like that
I think I got away with it, but what if she wants to watch more foreign shit?
niggers and pakis?
nah, not a fan
>>68706268
how is this legal?
too easy lads
>>68706287
not for mongs on twitter/bottomfeeders who eat this shit on ITT apparently
>>68706297
because normie shit is autistic as fuck
>>68706287
Thought the Rorke gimmick died out decades ago 2bh
can't sleep
>>68706315
find a nice white girl instead
>>68706322
>using a models pictures for your tinder
"too easy"
>>68706339
>Autistic
dont think you know what that word means. Have fun staying in tonight alone
>>68706322
now post the part where you actually meet up for said sex and pizza
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2b3679813d176f8bdf18dd99fb1bfe79cbcdd88aeb95b521c0df37be823a37730&pass=1
password is willy
>three autistics SPACCAs lost unironically
>>68706315
you can't read english? are you retarded or soemthing?
>>68706223
the only reason that nigger is popular is because the jewish media shilled him because he's a nigger
>>68706362
fuck off scum
why are girls poo holes so cute lads
listening to dj screw...
>>68706366
will NOT be clicking this virus
>>68706376
It takes me ages to read stuff, and the subtitles always go by so quickly so I always only read half of it before the next one comes up. Also I can't pay attention to any part of the screen other than the words so I miss everything else.
>>68706384
>>68706339
>>68706326
>>68706318
>>68706287
>>68706153
>>68706035
Shocking that these people are in on a friday night.
>>68706384
Oh, I see, fascinating
*walks off and talks to somebody else*
>>68704903
>Rooney is but part of England's talent avalanche
>>68706434
>muh black people
>>68706319
most major retailers rely on this sort of labour
i'm doing mine with a government office however. The position itself is not mandatory, but rejecting things they offer you, is something you need to be careful about.
>>68706434
erm its friday evening sweetie x
>>68706434
look at you lol
you're with this hardcore act every day
>>68706434
Incredible post
whoever invented sliding panel doors should be shot
bloody things always get stuck
don't think I've ever been as frightened about a cult of personality surrounding an individual more than the one surrounding Stefan Molyneux.
that man, his ideology and his cult are dangerous. honestly get Jim Jones vibes from him sometimes
big boy bike big ting 650 moving along the road too quickly
>>68706366
Host has shit wifi
>>68706434
it's saturday morning you dumb y*nk
>Get kicked then banned the second I join haxball
Good banter tbf
>>68706524
tiny american wifis
>go on 4chan
>get triggered by racism
>>68706554
just wanted to spectate
>>68706524
absolutely despise hayd . such an arrogant little twat
lads i've just had a wank, now i'm due for a poo desu
Curious how the Americans on the rest of 4chan are loud, proud, obnoxious, ignorant and arrogant and make everyone know about their blatant American dominance, but the yanks who dwell on /brit/ are docile, submissive, happy to play the part of extras in this story where Britons are the main characters.
*enters the thread*
alri
>>68706660
why is she hitting herself? is she retarded?
Man in the high castle is pretty comfy
cold out
>>68706434
It's quarter to 7, you absolute jam jar.
>>68706660
reminds me of the time i smacked my friend's 3 year old sister. i barely touched her, but she cried anyway and i got on trouble
>>68706689
because I know I'm not really that funny or smart.
I have my gimmicks and I stick to them
>>68706689
I'm just here for the footy
>listening to dan carlin podcast talking about seige of munster
>day before the battle dutch mercenary company gets so drunk they confuse the sunset with battle-day sunrise and charge to attack the city
>everyone else is drunk and follows them
>get butchered since they drunkenly attack the city at dusk
S C R E E C H I N G
>>68706660
>his local pub doesn't have a massive audiophile soundsytem and serve dank local beer for cheap
loooooooool
thread album
>>68706755
>so drunk they confuse the sunset with battle-day sunrise and charge to attack the city
sounds like some bullshit some jew journalista would make up for Cracked
>>68706755
Love stories like those. Like those Austrian wallies or whoever they were that ended up attacking themselves by mistake.
>>68706660
e=mc2
>>68706751
reminder that you'll never TRULY understand football culture
>>68706845
>live around a lot of blacks
>not being on alert 24/7
his fault, dunno how anyone can do it.
>>68706793
>massive audiophile soundsystem to play mp3s from the top 40 list
lmaoing at your pub
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2b3679813d176f8bdf18dd99fb1bfe79cbcdd88aeb95b521c0df37be823a37730&pass=1
password is willy
just got humbled lads
business idea: cryogenically freeze myself but bring all my current day money with me so I can sell old vintage money from the 21st century to 29th century old money collectors to make myself rich off of selling fivers
>>68706856
That's why you're supposed to teach me
>>68706845
The thing about this one, is you can see the internal conflict in that lad's mind. You can see him debating whether to cross the road, whether he should take his hands out of his pockets at least, but no, that would be racist. Stay loose. Stay cool. Stay relaxed. And then he proceeds to immediately get decked.
He deserved it, as far as I'm concerned.
>>68706873
dude looks like a complete hipster
probably never been in a black neighbourhood in his life
>>68706918
it can't be taught
you have to experience it and grow up around it
DA JOOS
>>68706902
your a willy
>>68706902
fuck off hayd
>>68706904
wouldn't work, even roman coins aren't worth that much today
>>68706845
You know how hard he was trying to be accepting and act like he wasn't the slightest bit concerned.
"They are just like us" lmao
I openly cross the street and walk on the other side of the road when I see a black person coming towards me
>>68706904
nigger
>>68706902
you banned me lad. let me watch
>>68706952
:( but everyone in the future will be rich and I'll be a povvo
bet the socialist bennies in futureland are real good though
Can we give this lad his own show rather than that chicken runt
>>68706887
literally gets NTS/Balamii DJs in on the regular
lmaoing at you
>>68706902
>requires adobe flash player
People still use Flash?
>>68706932
Can I live with you?
>>68706919
>deserved it
you're an idiot.
>>68707003
wdhmbt
Lads, how the fuck did Ground Force become so big?
>>68707029
you wouldn't last a minute on the streets of brum sorry
>>68706922
yeh desu those kids don't look like much, I wouldn't have had much trouble dropping the lot
>>68707041
He did though. It's like walking into traffic with your eyes closed and being surprised when a car hits you.
>>68707016
>no grime sets
fuck your system
tell me to close tabs and i'll heem you
a moth just flew into my face, seemingly on purpose
isn't that an omen that signifies that you're going to die soon?
wish the fucking l**fs would leave us in peace
>>68707107
can someone make out the emails on the screen
oneitus who rejected me is not only seeing a LARPing manlet but is now taunting me by checking in to bars right down the street from me though she lives 10 miles away
>>68706904
>>68706975
>tfw you saved billions but no one uses money in the future so you're a nobody.
>>68707119
>us
literally who
>>68707067
I've seen Peaky Blinders
It's not too bad
The London Jewish gang looks crazier
the inbetweeners is actually funny and anyone saying otherwise is being autistic and just disagreeing cos it's popular
never heard of the inbetweeners but i can tell it's not funny
is 6'1" manlet-tier?
>>68707145
that was 100 years ago
peaky blinders was set in small heath which is literally 100% paki now
>>68707160
WISH you would just FUCK OFF to another thread
>>68707160
how did you make this post if you've never heard of it
>>68707107
>Princess Chebsea
>>68707160
FOY
O
Y
>>68707173
such an astonishing post that I will be printing it off and framing it on me wall
ears are still ringing a little
>>68707165
yes, sorry lad
You lads like my sweater?
brits>aussies>kiwis>power gap>yanks>>>>>>>>HUGE POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>> leafs
Wife-swap is an acceptable kind of cucking tbqh
would let another man fuck my gf or wife if I get to fuck his
>>68707217
well bugger my old brown dog, looks like it's the 'cide for me after all
reminder that football culture is shit
>>68707255
fuck off posh cunt come to the aston tavern and say that
professional wrestling is the patrician's sport
>>68707275
like a rat to a trap
knew a girl who was 6'3"
wonder if she would date someone of normal size, or date someone even taller and risk their children being freaks
>>68707286
wrestling is a fake sport
>>68707303
knew a girl who was 6'2" and she was extremely insecure about it
>>68707303
i'm 6'6 and need a 6ft+ gf tbqh
>sports
haha did the man hit the ball? did he do a point??
>>68707106
have you watched mama?
>>68707243
That's called swinging and someone invariably ends up cucked because one guy fucks the other guys wife better