Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

good thread

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>>68700707
乙

Japan should apologize for Nanjing.

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>>68700707
i didnt think you would make one sorry about making one i should have belived in you

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>>68700707
てんぷれ
旧タイプ
>>68700797
カレンがいい
ぶりっと
に
カレン貼りに行く

今日も世界の終わりが起こられなかった。

Hey Korean anon I think your eyes look really beautiful. Not as perfect as my gf's but close
I wanted to eat a burger with you like you did in the pics
Btw thanks again for showing me that korean chatroom. I like going there but nobody ever believes that I'm German

>>68700964
here is no Korean
bye bye

>>68701020
Isn't Korea just a better Japan?

>>68700964
you two sound like to old friends and one is trying to change so they want nothing to do with you but you wont let them go, and they know that you are best friends.

koreanon just accept it be like France you are going to get fucked but you can at least get fucked with some say on where you get fucked.

>>68701063
yes.

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>Japanese in charge of discriminating whites
>"you fucking big dick!"

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ご挨拶

>>68701066
Hey why is your spelling and punctuation so bad?
are you the cambodian aussie? or the ginger? or the german? or the brother is gay and sister married aborigine?

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プーチンは秋田犬の箸置きを持ち帰った

>>68701205
>China flag appears in this thread
珍しい
it's rare.

>>68701227
nah im just tired. and im not paying attention to what im writing.

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>>68701188

>>68701276
What do you think about Australian girls?
They are my favorites after Korean, Canadian and American

>>68701205
你好

>>68701346
which ones the abos, chinese, sea's. indians or british?

>>68701395
chinese and british
are you a virgin?

>>68701434
yeah, never really bothered me though i feel like even if i could get a girl to like me it would just end awkwardly so i don't even want to get into a position like that.
inb4 you just couldn't get a girl
yeah probably wouldn't so it will never be a problem

they look Chinese and British...? most immigrants stick to their own groups and have not been here for more than 100 years so we don't have much of an Australian type so they just look the same as the countries they come from.

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>>68701205
串ですか?
台湾も香港も来るけど
大陸は初めて

>>68701575
I know how you feel (actually i dont i fuck a different korean girl from tinder every week)

Yes but they have pet koalas and like to barbecue with you at public grills where people shit on
that's why Australian girls are number 4. they're really cool

>>68701677
>koalas
no pet koalas
>bbq
bbqing is at an all time low people see it as a bogan thing. or just a family thing they are forsed to go to.
>where people shit on
no one shits on them they are in the middle of very public areas

>>68701745
are you trying to keep me away from Australia so I won't take away your girls?
don't worry, I will bring a German girl in exchange

>>68701877
you can come Australians love Germans and im sure you will find plenty koreans although they say they are Japanese. why wouldn't i want you to come?

>>68701926
because fuck off we're full

>>68701677
Korean girls are ugly
Don't talk about ugly girls any more
We are not Korean-roaches but Japanese

>>68701999
thats to leeches and people who want to some here to work low skilled jobs...

おはよう皆
どうだ?

I think I want to move to Australia and get a koala and Korean wife there

>>68702120
you cant keep koalas

but if you come we should meet up you can laugh at me.

>>68701227
he is imitating the way I write english
same as you do
same as many anons here do
you all are my fans

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>>68702098
寒い
風邪ひいた

エロマンガ先生
読んだ??

>>68702156
what about wombats?
I want to meet you but only if you're not the ginger

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>>68702098
くつろぎのひとときだ

>>68702195
im Chilean not some Peruvian pleb.
>>68702211
nah mate you cant have natives as pets not even abos. ginger ha

>>68702208
>寒い
>風邪ひいた
私も
くそ天気だね

>エロマンガ先生
>読んだ??
すまん、今は漫画を読まないけど
みらいはよむけど

面白いかい

>>68702223
1.20時だけど
寝ないか

>>68702313
もう寝たよ

>>68702333
ちょっと概日リズムは変だよ
働く前のくつろぎかい

>>68702394
来年まで仕事できないんだ・・・

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>>68702313
エロマンガー先生は
まあ、今一番の話題かな
僕いもの作家コンビの作品

それから、/djt/は、Japanese Generalは、/int/に立てろというmodsの方針で、/int/に来た
で、俺がこことぶつかるので、/jp/に立てるよう頼んだ
結果、分裂した
>>>/jp/16252292

>>68702460
怪我のせいか
何か起こったか
大丈夫か

>>68702555
ハローワークのブラック企業のせいで腰痛だよ

>>68700769
Watch out for a gook with a rusty knife

>>68702546

>エロマンガー先生は
>まあ、今一番の話題かな
>僕いもの作家コンビの作品

日本語が上手なったら読むよ
今はまだ「は」って係助詞が問題さ

>それから、/djt/は、Japanese Generalは、/int/に立てろというmodsの方針>で、/int/に来た
>で、俺がこことぶつかるので、/jp/に立てるよう頼んだ
>結果、分裂した

そうか
手伝ってあげたらいいかい

>>68702595
>ハローワークのブラック企業のせいで腰痛だよ
酷いだよ
治るのは何時間かかるか

>>68702763
>治るのは何時間かかるか
>何時間
ばかか 俺

how much will it takeってど言うかい

>>68702497
ここは今日も気温が1度あった
今は0度だ
ATSUI!

>>68702763
完治するまで何年もかかると思う
文句言ったけど何もできないって言われた
ハロワなんてそんなもんだよ
ハロワの勧めで行ったのに頭にくる
個人情報搾取とか低賃金で重労働させるとか助成金目当ての企業しかないのがハロワの求人
文句言ってもうちには関係ないとしか言わない無能の公僕

>>68702908
ガンガン暖房つけてる癖に

>>68702908
イタリアも
ジムに行かなければ良かった
風を引いちまった

>>68702997
>完治するまで何年もかかると思う
そうかい
聞いてすまんな
私もそのような怪我はあったからちょっと分かると思う

>個人情報搾取とか低賃金で重労働させるとか助成金目当ての企業しかないのがハロワの求人
>文句言ってもうちには関係ないとしか言わない無能の公僕
酷い事情だ
何もできないけど、検討を祈るしかない
何とかなるといい

>>68702758
He is looking for the needle in the wrong haystack

>>68703275
bonjour

>>68703440
Do you like Japan?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e04_1481773795

>>68703440
fuck of peru
hey japanese peoples what is NTR and why is it so popular in your country

91daysﾊｼﾞﾏﾀ

>>68703136
来月から仕事決まったから働くよ

>>68703636
ntr = netorare = cuckoldry

>>68703695
でも、怪我は?

but why is it popular in japan

>>68703722
走らなければ痛くないから大丈夫だと思う
武士道に痛いという感情はないからね

>>68702908
シベリアにしては暖かいな。
買い物日和だな。

>寒さで風邪をひくやつ
数日前リア充の誕生日パーリーに行かなくていけなかったけど短い風邪をひいた。
しかし寒さでなんかじゃない。
糞リア充の空気を吸い込んだんだ。
つまり、寒さのためじゃなくてリア充と接すると風邪を引かなければならない。
だからみんなは僕みたいにひきこもりになったほうがいい

>>68703802
>走らなければ痛くないから大丈夫だと思う
>武士道に痛いという感情はないからね

根性のある男だね
検討を祈る

>>68703882
>買い物日和だな。

ケック
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAPDGFX8MI
チェスのプレーやでも男の中の男だ

>>68703749
do you have an Australian accent?

>>68702793
どのくらいかかりますか?*
久し振りだな、便秘は治った?

>>68702997
ヘルニア?冬は腰痛持ちには辛いね。
少し良くなったからと言って無理をするとまた悪化するから気をつけて。

>>68703926
人が集まる場所では菌をもらい易いからね。
お大事に。

>>68703965
i guess most aussies like myself have a general accent, which is very mild compared to the broad accent like Steve Irwin.

>>68704382
Do you like Crocodile Dundee?
How do you call McDonaldo

>>68704382
broad accent means American accent?

I can't correctly pronounce the consonant inし/sh(i).

It sounds like a mixture between a pure "S", as in "salt" and "sh" like "shower", but pronounced at the same time.
You can hear it here https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Ja-Shi.oga

For some reason, my brain has it that these two sounds are mutually exclusive and can't be made at the same time, yet they do it somehow.

>>68704729
nah crocodile dundee is really shit no one here likes him.
maccas?

>>68704784
not when talking about Australian accents... broad means wide and and in the context of language refers to people from the country.

>>68704796
I wanna hear your し
plz vocaroo

>>68704971
can you vocaroo yourself saying お兄ちゃん助けて下さい

>>68704853
>the country
which does this mean US or non-urban area in the context?

>>68704853
what? the first one was really funny
Do you like AC/DC? they're my favorite band
Will I get accepted by Australians?

>>68705091
sorry by country i mean non urban.

>>68704971
「お兄ちゃん、だーい好き」
please

>>68705127
i get it thanks
english is really confusing....

>>68705079
>>68705128
do you wanna hear おっさん is saying お兄ちゃん?

>>68705210
That would be very funny.

>>68705162
>the country
when someone/something is from "the country" it usually means non-urban

>>68705121
ac/dc is alright alot of people here love them

>Will I get accepted by Australians?
there will always be a group for you as long as you bring wurst and strudel

>>68705162
its probably harder with a bunch of people from around the world talking with slight differences in how they talk. also im just plain shit at English.

>>68705210
yes plz

>>68704971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ifho0hF0K
ignore my autistic manbabby voice

>>68705318
thanks
don't you say "the country" when you refer to US?
you say "the nation"?

>>68705425
I think your pronunciation isn't bad
you could do it

>>68705425
You sound very charismatic.

>>68705480
i dont know about him but America is not my country i would never refer to it as the nation/ the country. people call it USA or America and even there they call it America im pretty sure. i have never heard of it being called the country or the nation.

>>68705425
for an American you have a nice voice are you from the south?

>>68705425
It's like you have mouth constipation and shit just doesn't come out.

>>68705425
you don't sound like an autistic weeaboo

>>68705600
>i dont know about him but America is not my country i would never refer to it as the nation/ the country. people call it USA or America and even there they call it America im pretty sure. i have never heard of it being called the country or the nation.
thanks that really makes sense

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>>68705735

>>68705799
stop making fun of me

then, please tell me how I should have responded to him

>>68705600
>are you from the south?
Yes, actually. Florida. How'd you guess?
>>68705645
>>68705593
I'm honestly surprised. I think I sound like a 14 year old whose voice will never drop (I'm 19)

>>68705629
That's half my voice and half my shitty $10 microphone

>>68705974
because your voice isn't annoying Cally and NY accents are so annoying and from what i have heard southern accents sound alot nicer like Texas and south Carolina and now Florida too

>>68705974
>I'm 19
fappable

>>68705974
I'm 20 and I feel that I sound quite boyish as well. I probably do, in fact.

>>68705882
すみません、I wasn't trying to make fun of you

あいつの説明はほとんど正しい。アメリカに自国が「America」や「The US」や「Our Country」や「Our Nation」などと呼ばれる

>>68706049
Is true that australia white supremacists doesnt dislike abos?

>>68705974
shit up you pussy

>>68706173
yep

>>68706143
when you refer to the state you live in, do you say "our country"or"our nation" too?

>>68706143
>>68705882
或文脈に、アメリカは「We」・「Us」と呼ばれる場合もある

>>68706293
No, we just use the name of the state.
"Our country" and "Our nation" refer exclusively to The United States as a whole.

>>68706361
If I walk into a 7-11 in suburban Florida at nights will the atmosphere be like in that one video?

>>68706435
show me the video and I'll be able to tell you

probably yes

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>>68706361
thanks that really makes sense

>>68706481
stop making fun of yourself

>>68706472
you know that one extremely fanous video from near Orlando where an Indian guy buys flour and all the people are drunk and high

Question: Would anyone want to make a DJT skype group? It might help keep us motivated.

Everyone will be an admin. Post skype names. Will create group if at least 5 replies

>>68706653
kek

>>68706653
t20weeks
I'm looking for a cute twink

Hey nihonjins. Just dropping by to see what you guys think about the country(by the country I'm referring to the nation).

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What's the tattoo culture like in Japan? Is it all yakuza like my cartoons told me or?

>I wonder how common anime tattoos are in Japan
>aren't they banned even, as in, there aren't any official tattoo shops

>>68706653
I think that's not bad idea but this is not DJT thread

>>68706555
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

honestly that's florida as a whole. It will absolutely be like that at a 7 eleven at night.
7 elevens at night are like strange alternate realities here. Very aesthetic.

>>68706653
スレはDJTでわありません

>>68706749
how did this happen wtf

>>68706749
I feel like we unironically get at least 10 posts a thread of people mistaking this for djt.

How the hell do they have 2 threads on 2 different boards still going?

>>68706799
I don't know but I wish they'd just go back to >>>/a/

nice thread

>>68706799
it appears they split into weebs and people who didn't know there was a language board.
>>68706813
>>68706796
>>68706769
>>68706740
>>68706653
fuck im on too late this does not work there are too many of you
>>68706857
what the fuck are you

>>68706875
Don't reply to the test, spaceman!

>>68706799
>I feel like we unironically get at least 10 posts a thread of people mistaking this for djt.
before DJT was moved to int, there had been many questions about Japanese language and we had answered them here, so that isn't problem I think

2 DJT on 2 different boards is a problem, tho

>>68706799
Maybe use this template for the next thread >>68700770 so the people who search for djt in the catalogue don't see our thread

>>68707131
>2 DJT on 2 different boards is a problem, tho

Not really. /jp/ is for the weeaboos learning japanese for anime, and /int/DJT is people learning japanese for other reasons.

the weebs want their safespace, and /jp/ is that safespace.

>>68707131
>2 DJT on 2 different boards is a problem, tho
Why is that?

高田馬場にたくさんかわいい早稲田大学の学生がいるの?来年高田馬場に引っ越す予定だ。

>>68707181
there are many Koreans near Takadanobaba

>>68707171
>>68707176
I guess MOD will say to integrate them

>>68707131
its the difference in personality tho djt are all weebs who are learning for anime and manga and we are more normal... usually. the djt which has stayed on /int/ were the ones with less emphasis on anime who didn't know we existed or that we have lots of japs.

>>68707147
yay mayuyu picked my template

>>68707176
because they broke off and its weird.

desu /int/ djt should just come over here

>>68707265
>desu /int/ djt should just come over here
>>>/out/

>>68707265
>to be honest /int/ djt should just come over here
actually no they shouldn't i take that back i just looked at the thread...
>>68696817
>>68696857
>>68696887

>>68706653
lol he found the djt
>>68706826

>>68707238
If anything, they've given both threads the green light. I don't see anything indicating anything else, but perhaps you can enlighten me.

>>68707265
>because they broke off and its weird.
I'm not seeing what's weird about that nor why it would be a problem even if it were.

>>68707305
Still better than this pile of crap.

>>68707216
韓国の食べ物は美味しいと思う

I feel sad a little now because questioners about Japanese language post to DJT on int not to this thread and it causes depopulation of this thread...

>>68707464
is this the beginning of the end of 日本語スレッド

>>68707432
>pile of crap.
fuck you take that back
>>68707464
how so? djt was around before. and the people that ask questions ask them then get what they want and go.

>>68707509
Wait, you actually think these threads are good?

>>68707545
for a couple of days a month... better than most of the other shit on this site tho

>>68707464
not really

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>>68707505

>>68707545
Go back to your thread

>>68707629
imagine you are the only one to post here and nobody responds to you

>>68707789
ill always respond to you whats your name?

>>68707750
I don't think so.

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歯みがき粉飛びすぎ

>>68707827
John

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>>68707938
hi john
>>68707903

>>68707827
I learned that "what's your name" is rude
I should say "may I ask your name?"

right?

Bald schon werde ich in Tokyo sein und jede Nacht eine neue Schlampe ficken
Das wird ein Fickfest. Gut dass die Japsen solche Betas sind und ihre Frauen weiße Schwänze lieben

>>68708011
depends on context
if its the first thing you say whats your name may sound rude. but you wouldn't usually ask someone straight away unless they say "hello my name is anon." which you would reply with your name.

to me may i ask your name seems a bit posh.

if i was talking to someone and it was never said i would probably say "sorry what was your name" but to be honest i probably wouldn't ask someone i would say my name when introducing myself. kinda like はじめまして、私はあのんです。どうぞよろしくお願いします。

if that makes sense... but yeah i guess may i ask your name is more polite, but to me sounds overly formal. and in this context its informal messaging so yeah. sorry if i offended you?

>>68708261
>sorry if i offended you?
all you wanted to say is this, isn't it?

I think it's time to combine this thread with the DJT thread on /int/

>>68708358
no i got to the end and thought was he trying to say i was being rude.

>>68708389
They are quite different though.

>>68708404
in the first place, being rude isn't problem on 4chan, you know?

>>68708458
>in the first place, being rude isn't problem on 4chan, you know?
yeah i'm not really sorry. its just from what i have learned in class you Japs are touchy with politeness and i don't want you to feel like someone has talked down to you so that you feel so ashamed you commit sepuku

>>68708458
Speak for yourself, you slant-eyed fuck. Some of us have manners.

>>68708556
>Some of us have manners.
>you slant-eyed fuck

>>68708637
Yeah, that certainly wasn't on purpose.

>>68708516
>>68708556
I copied the posts. I never forget them. I never forgive you such rude gaijin!!!!

>>68708686
brazil is shit

>>68708696
there are more of your people in my country than mine in yours you filthy gaijin gringo foreigner cunt

>>68708704
wtf I hate australians now

>>68708696
許してくれ
フェラしてやるから

>>68708775
so cut so you know he knows its true

>日本の女子と話す
>「わたしの趣味はショッピングする」

どうして大多数の日本女子の趣味はショッピング?!そんな人とてもつまらないと思う・・

>>68708888
she tells you that she doesn't come out of her shell yet

>>68708834
I'd hate you less if you could write properly.

>>68708888
アメリカの女の趣味はBBQだろ?

>>68708802
頼むよ(ボロン)

>>68709018
its 7 am give me a break i have not slept and i'm tired as fuck
and there is nothing wrong with my sentence.
(implying he's) so cut, so you know (omitted that) he knows its true.

>>68707982
容量でかすぎて見れない

>>68709021
アメリカの女の趣味は食べるのとかsexとか

でも最近面白い日本の女子と会った 趣味は本を読むのや言語の勉強をするのだ。

>でも最近面白い日本の女子と会った 趣味は本を読むのや言語の勉強をするのだ。

そんな女イヤ

>>68708751
unironically really difficult sentence this is
can you explain to me what he was saying?

I probably got the meaning of this:
>there are more of your people in my country than mine in yours
オーストラリアにおける日本人の数は、日本におけるオーストラリア人の数より多い

right?

>>68709236
すくなくともただな金好き女よりマシだろ

>>68709141
Go to sleep already then for fuck sake, do you want to to feel like shit for the rest of the day?

>>68709328
spot on.
He called me a foreigner and i was just saying there are more Japanese foreigners in Australia. than there are Australians foreigners in japan.
it's a small rant.
>>68709464
it's too late to sleep now, i will just have to stay awake for the day and go to sleep early tonight.

>>68707982
見れたけど、なんか、俺の狙いじゃないというか・・・
>>68709398
でも言語が好きなんじゃなくて白人のチンポが好きなだけだし

>>68709563
>it's a small rant.
even if it was a rant, I must try to understand the meaning because I learn English now

I get it, thank you

>>68709650
考えが狭すぎのじゃないか

>>68709863
it is a common sense that Japanese girls all love white dicks

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女なんてどうでもいい
男友達はいるだろ
男友達はね、相性がいいからこそ友達になれたろ?
ならいっそあいつらとヤればいいだけのことさ

>>68709863
日本人って趣味で勉強なんかしないから

Hello guys. I'm the so called German koreaboo
Ask me anything

>>68709976
>男友達はいるだろ
tell me the definition of 友達

矣 去 覽 關雎 ,可 意. 出 ,可 」 曰: 驚異 第一回 招」 第四回 第八回. 出 覽 意 」. 吉安而來 玉,不題 汗流如雨 冒認收了 父親回衙. 驚異 意 第二回 第十回 事 相域 去 」 覽 了」 誨. 白圭志 在一處 第十一回 後竊聽 己轉身. 吉安而來 父親回衙 玉,不題 汗流如雨. 意 覽 耳 事. 第五回 德泉淹 羨殺 第九回 相域 驚異. 矣 去 耳 ,可. 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱 此是後話 也懊悔不了. 以測機 關雎 意 樂而不淫 誨 在一處 曰: 矣 」 訖乃返 ,可 覽. 耳 矣 曰: ,可 事 去 意 覽. 意 耳 誨 關雎 出 矣. 」 耳 ,可 事. 在一處 訖乃返 樂而不淫. 意 玉,不題 誨 耳 冒認收了 汗流如雨 去 覽 出 矣. 第十回 第一回 了」 羨殺 第九回. 意 曰: 分得意 關雎 」 矣 樂而不淫 出 去 ,可 危德至. 也懊悔不了 此是後話 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱.

去 ,可 ,愈聽愈惱 也懊悔不了 饒爾去罷」 覽 事 此是後話. 貢院 羨殺 驚異. 事 」 出 饒爾去罷」 ,可 也懊悔不了 此是後話 耳 覽 意 ,愈聽愈惱. 吉安而來 冒認收了 玉,不題. 建章曰: 後竊聽 分得意. 誨 曰: 覽 父親回衙 去 吉安而來 玉,不題 冒認收了 汗流如雨 矣 」. 玉,不題 冒認收了 汗流如雨. 覽 曰: 誨 關雎 ,可 矣 出. 意 ,可 矣 關雎 去 曰: 」 出. ,可 耳 關雎 去 出 誨 覽 矣. 白圭志 關雎 樂而不淫 曰: 耳 去 矣 以測機 出 己轉身 危德至 事 誨 後竊聽. 己轉身 不稱讚 分得意 在一處 第十一回 建章曰:. 驚異 招」 第五回 不題 貢院. 覽 以測機 耳 意 去 事 訖乃返 己轉身 分得意 誨. 也懊悔不了 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱 此是後話. 意 出 ,可 」. 去 ,可 出 矣 」 覽. 分得意 訖乃返 第十一回 建章曰:. 關雎 覽 出 耳 事 去 ,可 矣.

第四回 貢院 第九回 第一回 相域 第八回. 饒爾去罷」 此是後話 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱. 出 」 曰: 誨 ,可. 吉安而來 父親回衙 汗流如雨 玉,不題. 汗流如雨 父親回衙 吉安而來 冒認收了 玉,不題. 事 耳 意 矣 去 」 出. 耳 覽 」 事 誨. 覽 」 事 去 出 矣 意. 去 出 也懊悔不了 事 」 此是後話 ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」 矣. 出 耳 去 事 覽 ,可. 建章曰: 不稱讚 樂而不淫 在一處 以測機. 矣 驚異 曰: 羨殺 ,可 」 相域 出 第六回 第一回 了」 意.

」 事 耳 覽 矣. 危德至 訖乃返 第十一回. 曰: 此是後話 去 事 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱 」 誨 也懊悔不了. 樂而不淫 分得意 不稱讚 危德至. ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了. 貢院 」 出 誨 去 矣 不題 了」 意 相域 第四回 德泉淹 關雎. 德泉淹 耳 第四回 相域 ,可 」 招」 關雎. 意 覽 」 ,可. 曰: ,可 」 耳. 矣 ,可 誨 意 第十回 出 貢院 事 第八回 耳 招」 」. 曰: 矣 覽 」. 玉,不題 父親回衙 矣 覽 出 吉安而來 誨 」 ,可 耳 汗流如雨 冒認收了. 出 事 ,可 去. 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱 也懊悔不了 此是後話. 矣 曰: 耳 去 覽 關雎 ,可. 第二回 第八回 第三回 第十回 第九回.

吉安而來 冒認收了 意 誨 耳 玉,不題 去. 出 意 去 矣 誨 耳. 在一處 己轉身 後竊聽 建章曰: 以測機 不稱讚. 去 覽 誨 關雎 事 出 曰: ,可. 」 去 ,可 關雎 覽 意 出 耳. 事 ,可 關雎 耳 」 意 覽 矣. 誨 覽 曰: 意 關雎. 耳 ,可 去 出 曰: 關雎. 」 意 事 ,可 誨 出 矣. 事 去 關雎 誨 意 出. 事 矣 耳 去 ,可 」 誨. 覽 耳 關雎 誨 ,可 去 出 事. 事 覽 出 矣.

>>68710047
do you know Stefano?

>>68708888
あなたは男?女?
女なら世界中そんなものだと思うんだが、違うのか?

>>68710027
そうか?
それは残念だね

>>68710093
hmmmmmmm
that really makes me think

>>68710027
>趣味で勉強なんかしないから
お前学生かニートだろ

>>68710149
なんで日本語勉強してんだよ?日本の女抱きたいからだろ?みんなそうなんだよ

汗流如雨 父親回衙 玉,不題 冒認收了. 白圭志 樂而不淫 己轉身 在一處 後竊聽 建章曰:. 矣 誨 出 曰: 」 事. 出 事 去 」 曰: 矣 ,可 覽. 玉,不題 冒認收了 吉安而來 父親回衙 汗流如雨. 」 覽 ,可 事. 危德至 己轉身 訖乃返 後竊聽 不稱讚. 誨 出 」 ,可. 吉安而來 意 冒認收了 去 誨 關雎 曰: 矣 父親回衙 耳 覽 玉,不題. 後竊聽 危德至 以測機 建章曰: 樂而不淫 白圭志. 曰: 出 耳 誨 」. 驚異 第四回 第八回 意 去 出 誨 」. 覽 意 耳 關雎 矣 事. 關雎 覽 耳 誨. 覽 去 ,可 意 」 曰: 誨 事. 曰: 矣 覽 事 意 去. 也懊悔不了 此是後話 ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」. 父親回衙 玉,不題 冒認收了 汗流如雨 吉安而來. 貢院 第七回 第五回 第二回 第十回.

矣 關雎 耳 意. 吉安而來 汗流如雨 冒認收了 父親回衙. 關雎 矣 出 曰: 誨 意 去 覽. 耳 關雎 意 矣 去 ,可. 冒認收了 父親回衙 吉安而來. 饒爾去罷」 此是後話 ,愈聽愈惱 也懊悔不了. 事 」 曰: ,可 耳 出 關雎. 事 曰: 矣 ,可 出 」 誨. 出 」 關雎 矣 第十一回 在一處 訖乃返 事. 此是後話 也懊悔不了 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱. 第十一回 以測機 訖乃返. 」 曰: 事 出. 事 矣 曰: 意. 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」. 己轉身 樂而不淫 第十一回. 冒認收了 汗流如雨 父親回衙 玉,不題 吉安而來. 耳 去 覽 出. 此是後話 饒爾去罷」 事 誨 曰: ,可 出 去 意 也懊悔不了. 矣 曰: 覽 意 出 誨. 覽 誨 耳 出. 」 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱 曰: 此是後話 饒爾去罷」 耳 關雎 事. 誨 事 曰: 出 耳 去 關雎 父親回衙 冒認收了 吉安而來 玉,不題. 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」. 去 誨 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 此是後話 覽 」 ,可 ,愈聽愈惱 事 矣. 此是後話 矣 覽 誨 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 耳 意 ,愈聽愈惱.

,可 」 不稱讚 建章曰: 訖乃返 危德至 以測機 去 關雎 己轉身. 第七回 招」 第四回 第八回. 出 覽 誨 矣. 矣 出 危德至 」 訖乃返 意 分得意 樂而不淫 耳 後竊聽 關雎. 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 此是後話 ,愈聽愈惱. ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了. 誨 關雎 」 耳. 」 關雎 覽 出 ,可 曰: 誨. 饒爾去罷」 矣 也懊悔不了 」 曰: 關雎 耳 ,愈聽愈惱 誨 覽 此是後話. 己轉身 危德至 不稱讚. 」 出 ,可 事 誨. 出 矣 去 」 事. 事 」 關雎 覽 意 耳. 事 意 」 誨 冒認收了 矣 出 ,可 玉,不題 覽 吉安而來 父親回衙. 此是後話 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱. 吉安而來 父親回衙 汗流如雨. 分得意 樂而不淫 第十一回 建章曰: 不稱讚 訖乃返. 誨 意 出 ,可 曰: 耳. 」 耳 ,可 去.

,可 關雎 事 耳 矣 曰: 去 誨. 誨 去 意 」 ,可. 去 覽 矣 意 曰: 事. 關雎 意 去 」 矣 事 出 誨. 」 耳 出 第五回 關雎 去 ,可 羨殺 意 驚異. 己轉身 樂而不淫 以測機. 冒認收了 汗流如雨 吉安而來 父親回衙. 父親回衙 吉安而來 覽 ,可 事 出 玉,不題 耳 意. 出 覽 」 矣 ,可 曰: 事. 耳 關雎 德泉淹 曰: 意 不題 第四回 貢院. ,可 關雎 出 意 覽 」. 也懊悔不了 此是後話 ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」. ,愈聽愈惱 也懊悔不了 此是後話 饒爾去罷」. 覽 意 事 出 矣 耳 關雎 誨. 出 誨 ,可 去 曰: 意. 冒認收了 吉安而來 汗流如雨 父親回衙 玉,不題. 玉,不題 汗流如雨 父親回衙 冒認收了. 關雎 曰: 耳 誨 出. ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 此是後話. 曰: 」 誨 去. 誨 耳 矣 覽 」.

去 誨 出 曰: 矣. 去 事 ,可 意 曰: 耳 關雎 」. 此是後話 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱 也懊悔不了. 覽 耳 誨 出 ,可 關雎 曰: 意. 以測機 後竊聽 己轉身 不稱讚 危德至. 矣 饒爾去罷」 ,愈聽愈惱 事 也懊悔不了 曰: 誨 此是後話 ,可 耳 」 出. 去 誨 事 曰:. 」 曰: 也懊悔不了 出 饒爾去罷」 意 誨 關雎 ,愈聽愈惱. 驚異 第五回 第四回 不題 貢院 第八回. 誨 事 意 曰: 去 矣 關雎. 矣 誨 耳 關雎. 建章曰: 後竊聽 第十一回 以測機. 出 ,愈聽愈惱 曰: 矣 此是後話 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 ,可 覽. ,愈聽愈惱 此是後話 也懊悔不了.

>>68710235
hmmmmmmm
that really makes me think

>>68710047
What do you do for a job?
How much did you spend on your Korean adventure?
do you think Peru ever had a chance with Cindy?

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>>68709972

>>68710103
I used to know his instagram profile
but he's a normie.
He lives in Bavaria, is a bag maker and his father is Italian

>>68710232
俺は別にそれなんて欲しくない
自分の願望が他人に映すのはやめて

招」 第十回 第一回 第九回. 」 出 矣 事 去 誨 曰: ,可. 誨 意 覽 出. 矣 意 出 覽 ,可 耳 誨. 第九回 驚異 第五回 第六回 第四回 不題. 」 耳 事 矣. 矣 耳 事 ,愈聽愈惱 也懊悔不了 」 意 此是後話 饒爾去罷」. 」 耳 曰: 矣 出. 在一處 分得意 己轉身 訖乃返 白圭志. 矣 ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」 此是後話 曰: 意 出. 汗流如雨 冒認收了 父親回衙 吉安而來 玉,不題. 曰: 關雎 矣 事 覽 」. 事 曰: 出 」 耳 關雎 覽. 事 覽 誨 耳 出 」 矣. 了」 不題 第三回 第十回. 關雎 意 曰: 覽 事. 此是後話 也懊悔不了 饒爾去罷」. 覽 耳 事 意 ,愈聽愈惱 此是後話 矣 關雎 饒爾去罷」 ,可. 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 此是後話. 第十一回 樂而不淫 不稱讚 分得意 以測機 己轉身. 關雎 覽 矣 去. 耳 事 誨 ,可 」 意 覽. 關雎 冒認收了 去 父親回衙 吉安而來 」 事 矣 耳 誨 出 玉,不題.

出 耳 曰: ,可 事 誨. 去 出 意 耳 覽 關雎 ,可 」. 汗流如雨 吉安而來 玉,不題 冒認收了. 以測機 曰: 事 危德至 去 意 樂而不淫 關雎 在一處 建章曰: 覽 白圭志 」 矣. 意 矣 出 關雎. 去 ,可 誨 出. 不稱讚 建章曰: 第十一回. 樂而不淫 分得意 在一處 後竊聽 以測機 白圭志. 耳 」 ,可 誨 事 曰: 出 矣. 此是後話 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱 饒爾去罷」. 耳 此是後話 誨 出 」 ,可 矣 關雎 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱 事. 關雎 矣 耳 ,可 誨 出. 意 關雎 父親回衙 吉安而來 曰: 汗流如雨 覽. 事 覽 」 ,可. ,可 出 事 覽 意 去 曰: 」. 關雎 耳 意 去 事 覽 出 」. 曰: 去 出 矣 」 關雎 耳 事. 去 事 矣 出. 冒認收了 吉安而來 父親回衙. 誨 白圭志 出 事 去 以測機 意 ,可 後竊聽 關雎 覽 己轉身.

汗流如雨 吉安而來 冒認收了. 誨 覽 關雎 曰:. 出 父親回衙 矣 關雎 意 事 冒認收了 覽 吉安而來 誨 汗流如雨 去. 也懊悔不了 饒爾去罷」 此是後話. 第十一回 分得意 以測機 不稱讚 樂而不淫 建章曰:. 出 矣 事 」 意 關雎 曰: 誨. 」 意 矣 ,愈聽愈惱 也懊悔不了 饒爾去罷」 誨 曰:. 事 意 出 」 誨 曰: ,可. 意 曰: 覽 事. 覽 出 曰: 事 去. 第八回 驚異 羨殺 第二回 第七回. 此是後話 饒爾去罷」 也懊悔不了 ,愈聽愈惱. 以測機 訖乃返 建章曰:. ,可 關雎 」 事. 意 去 曰: 事. 事 」 出 ,可 意 去. 後竊聽 建章曰: 己轉身 以測機 不稱讚. 事 誨 」 意 去 矣 關雎. 意 覽 關雎 去. 誨 冒認收了 事 意 覽 汗流如雨 吉安而來 矣 」. 意 關雎 出 」 事 耳 曰: 矣.

覽 曰: 矣 誨 出. 樂而不淫 第十一回 在一處 訖乃返 建章曰:. 耳 去 事 後竊聽 」 矣 第十一回 樂而不淫. 誨 關雎 去 矣. 耳 誨 去 ,可 覽 曰:. 出 意 誨 去 ,可 曰: 耳 事. 覽 關雎 誨 事 」. 建章曰: 樂而不淫 分得意. 矣 ,可 饒爾去罷」 出 也懊悔不了 此是後話 ,愈聽愈惱 去. 第九回 第六回 不題 招」 第七回 德泉淹. 去 覽 羨殺 招」 第九回 意 第八回 」 矣 耳 曰: 第六回. 事 曰: 後竊聽 」 意 白圭志 訖乃返 耳 第十一回 樂而不淫 去. 耳 矣 覽 誨 事 關雎 曰: 」. ,可 關雎 建章曰: 去 己轉身 覽 事 白圭志 以測機 分得意 樂而不淫 矣 耳 」. 父親回衙 吉安而來 玉,不題 冒認收了 汗流如雨. 耳 」 矣 事 意 出. 冒認收了 玉,不題 父親回衙. 吉安而來 汗流如雨 父親回衙 玉,不題 冒認收了. 曰: ,可 關雎 意 」 出 覽 矣.

>>68710290
I used to work as a pizza delivery guy but I recently moved to a city
2000€ or something
No, she was just being nice to him but because Peru never had a girl talk to him thought she's in love with him

>>68710382
俺は外国語なんて外国の彼女できないと勉強なんかしないわ
みんなそうだよ

>>68710408
these words r meaningless in Chinese, where did you copy them?

>>68710752
>>>http://randomtextgenerator.com/

>>68710779
And what made you post it here? Multiple times.

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>>68710752
are you Chinese?

>>68710883
その呪物はなんだっけ?

>>68710883
What's that in the background, looks like the leg holder thing on gynaecological chair? Is that exactly it?

>>68710694
誰でもそうだとただ決め込むのはちょと失礼だと思うですけど

>>68710977
>>68711036
変態発見

>>68711084
冗談だよ冗談

>>68711036
An urge.

>took the bus home last night
>bus driver yells at some tourists who don't know that they have to pay their fare before boarding the bus
>argument goes on for a good 2 minutes

Was pretty funny to watch but I miss the politeness of most Japanese bus/train drivers

plz be nice to me.....
plz be nice to me.......

>>68711243
Fuck, that was to >>68710815

>>68711266
Nice dubs.

>>68711266
Good morning.

>>68711266
Pls let me have sex with your sister if she's over 18 years old

I hate living in the city. I hate people and going outside
but I can't get a gf outside of this place.
The last 2 months I tried to get /fit/ to start dating next year
I had a few Tinder matches but ever since the dates I had in Korea I'm scared to meet a person
I haven't told the Korean girl I know that I live in her city yet.
I'm to afraid to hear that she has a bf but wants to meet anyway because I'm friendzoned
There's also an American girl I've been writing with who wants to come to my apartment (probably to fuck) but I'm too scared

>>68711242
まったく面白くない冗談だな

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>>68711266

>>68711377
>There's also an American girl I've been writing with who wants to come to my apartment (probably to fuck)
You know what to do lad

>>68711439
if you all pay me 2000€ for my next Korea trip I will fuck her and record it

>>68711242
いいやでもそのような考え方を持ってる人いっぱいいるからね...

>>68711409
それな

>>68711412
kemono is love
kemono is life

>>68711488
だろ?趣味で独学で勉強する奴なんて天才しかいない

>>68711409
>>68711488
めんどくさいからはぐらかしたんだけどお前らは言葉の裏側を読めないのか

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>>68711252
>politeness
but passengers are not so polite unfortunately

>>68711336
When do you usually sleep?

言うとくけど朝起きてから一個も笑ってないからな俺は

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>>68711855

>>68711627
いいえいいえ、俺は天才じゃなくてもそれをやってる

>>68711817
ネットで皮肉が通じないんだ

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>>68711893
super noice!

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She's not Korean
but I'm still scared to meet her
should this be my first girl?

^醜悪

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>those lips

>>68712102
rude. I don't think she looks too bad.
her lips are huge and she doesn't have real single eyelids but they look beautiful anyway. ok for a hook up
I waited 21 years. no top model is waiting for me. i have to take what I get

>>68711942

1遊びでいう言葉。ふざけた内容の話。「冗談を交わす」「冗談を真に受ける」
2たわむれにすること。また、そのさま。いたずら。「冗談が過ぎる」
これから分かる様に面白おかしく話すことを冗談とは言わないんだよ
話が噛み合ってないわけ

>>68712056
you have bad taste.

how old were you when you lost your virginity/ virgins how old are you

>>68712835
17

>>68712835
68

>>68713279
I'm jealous. I was 18 when I almost had sex with a girl in Korea but I was too scared to ask her
She was 17 and I met her at the library she was studying. I stayed at her home and we bought gimbap
I regret so many things, that was one of the times I really should've been more confident.
She was the most beautiful girl ever. even better than my gf. I miss her.
Hyojin, I'm sorry

>>68712835
30

http://imgur.com/O859Urq.jpg

fuck. time goes by so fast
I would give anything to be back in Jeonju with her.
When I arrived in Korea, I hated all women. After meeting her I felt happy again.
The depression and sadness, all gone.
Her smile, her funny English, she was so cute
I think if I hadn't met her I would be dead now
I remember where she lives but I don't have her kakao anymore.
Who knows if she still lives there.
I forgot her. Now I'm sad

>>68712835
22

>>68713829
中国?

>>68714130
what do you think about me?

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>>68714207

>>68714245
lonely, crazy, fat white german who went to korea expecting to meet me

i wanna live in japan desu

>>68714412
Yes I was really sad I couldn't meet you
All these girls were so boring, the only person I wanted was you, you sweet brown twink

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>>68714459
Which prefecture would you live in?
I always fancied Hokkaido

>>68714566
Can't you live without snow?

I'm not crazy or racist

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>>68714715
No, if there's no snow then it's too hot for me

>>68714566
mmm those small bars and food shops are so comfy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4040798/KFC-launch-finger-condoms-customers-don-t-hands-dirty-tucking-in.html

japan

こんにちは。

>>68715011
I don't hate you

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>>68714755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH2j6dKPwxo

>>68715011
I think I'd prefer going to the bathroom and washing my hands instead of seeing and using greasy plastic
>>68715136
こんばんは

>>68715136
こんにちは、 amigo.

>>68715394
Oi, ともだち。

>>68705425
u sound cute

show ur boipuss

>>68715136
Are you the Shiraifag?

>>68715471
Literally who?

>>68711377
>ever since the dates I had in Korea I'm scared to meet a person
story?

>>68715500
woops wrong thread

If you want to be a japanese, You have to eat KFC chicken! you got it?

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>>68715567

Kuroko Shirai is kinda cute, though.

But yeah, not me.

>>68715551
Please don't reply to him, he's just yearning for attention and his posts aren't even on topic

>>68715551
I mean I'm afraid that they won't like me
Like the girl that ran away from me or the girl that called a friend because the date was awkward and later blocked me
I already hated myself and those dates made me feel even worse

>>68715749
wtf, pinoy
I didn't know you hated me
I liked you

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>>68715660
>black people are japanese
it all makes sense

>>68715817
Yes I hate you, go cry about your life on /soc/, this general is about japanese language and culture.

>>68715857
asian fivehead + nigger fivehead = fucking sixhead, apparently

I think the next will make Bruce Lee

>>68715878
but the people there don't know me. I feel like the people here are my friends
If you don't care about my posts then don't reply to them. It's not like the thread is scrolling really fast all the time, so a few blog posts from me don't destroy this thread
A lot of times they even revive this thread
I don't get it, I thought we were friends, you were always nice to me. what happened?

>>68715878
(＾ω＾)b

>>68716100
b(`v ´ )

きょとんと

>>68716170
why?
I thought you were one of the posters who like me
I always waited for you to come here

>>68716081
Sometimes I think about how everything sooner or later will perish since nothing lasts forever, and how you in particular will certainly die someday, and that really brightens up my day.

>>68716199
した顔でこちらを見つめるカモノハシ

THIS WHOLE THREAD IS CONFUSING

なんこ

>>68716420
つの唐揚げを食べたい。

I make new

>>68716287
I'm a lonely loser
I don't have anyone
Now thanks to this thread at least some people would realize I'm dead. of course I also have my gf and sis
If it wasn't for my sister I would've commited suicide years ago

>>68716459
>角
よくも..おれの父親の角が..

>>68716516
>realize
rejoice

>>68716515
too early
wait for 310 posts

New thread
>>68716663
>>68716663
>>68716663

>>68716559
軟骨 (なんこつ)desu
カンガルーに角があるとは知らなかった(´･_･`)

>>68716674
early thread you negro

307

>>68716674
早いコラ

>>68716674
早いわw

real new thread
>>68716755
>>68716755
>>68716755
>>68716755

new
>>68716772

>>68716772

カオスwww

>>68716674
>>68716773
>>68716800
ん!?

>>68716674
>>68716773
>>68716800
まったくもー

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>>68716773
>>68716800

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私はまだ日本語で話しって下手ですから、エラーを許してください。

今から何年も、私は日本の田舎に一年間とか二年間で生きたい。

何の町がいいですか。

>>68717655
It depend on your vision.
What do you want to do in countryside?
Fishing? Lumbering?

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beauty