This guy's dad edition
need watch recs lads
gonna do a suicide
>>68699999
impressive
>>68699999
not with those quints you're not
>>68699981
oh wow
having never seen any star wars films can i watch that new one or do i have to watch all the old ones first
127 yeah we ball like that
ain't wanked in 3 days
cara
>>68699997
film or series?
genre?
Have you noticed that there are never any riots at women's prisons?
>>68700049
>film or series?
>genre?
>>68700024
the new one is basically the first one with better effects and acting.
but the only thing you'll miss is references, nothing crucial
>>68699989
answer my question you mongtards
fucking janny allowing this thread to exist when it's disrupted my post
>>68700052
because all they're too much of a big girl to go through with it haha
it must be nice to be in the personal space of a girl
they must smell so nice
>>68700091
it's a star wars film and a spin off
it's meant to be ~lore~
>>68699989
spinoff.
watching the deltora quest anime
> -£270
ah yes
3 (THREE) wrong diagnosis now
beginning to think this quack doesn't know his arse from his elbow
To: [email protected]
cc: The rest of the lads here at /brit/
RE: Question
why don't you google it you thick twat
>>68700062
don't understand the porpoise of this post
>start watching porn
>get sad
>>68700132
those books were good back in the day
thought it was a bit retarded how the gems were supposed to spell out "deltora" with their first letters though
>>68700132
books were good ngl
bit greasy, should take a shower if we're being desu here
>>68700059
thought hard about this post
>>68700158
work it out
I felt my stomach churning a bit so I ran to the toilet and once I sat down my the shit literally exploded out of my arse and painted the toilet bowl brown, fucking stunk badly as well and I was actually sweating after it.
I've been eating a lot of beans lately, is it that?
>>68534458
high quality posts
>>68699999
do it traitor
>>68700183
nah
>>68700187
i have occurrences of this, always predicated by:
several pints of bitter,
some bastard hot food
>>68700190
3 ruined it
went to school with an aboriginal kid named gabriel who was from caboolture
we all called him gabbo the abo from cabo
>>68700190
Didn't laugh til japan said 2 NUKES
>>68700168
>deltora" with their first letters though
literally did not know that
>>68700164
>wake up
>get sad
>>68700239
>gabbo the abo from cabo
>>68699997
Wristwatch, aye lad?
There are more synapses in your brain than there are grains of sand on a mile long stretch of beach
Just let that sink in for a sec lads
>>68700264
yeah
another high quality thread >>68528695
>>68700272
this isn't true
went to school with an ozzie who kept calling me gabbo
rude cunt
do mcvities digestives actually make you need to poo?
>>68700294
Budget? And what kind of watch? Dress, diver, what purpose?
>>68700301
Don't get this one tb h
why do poms get so mad when you call what they believe is a 'series' a season?
>>68700318
wow it's almost as if actual rich people don't need to show off how wealthy they are with vapid shit
>>68700338
Also, should it be mechanical or quartz?
hate foreners
>>68700337
no, but they make my poo runny and soppy. not very amusing desu
>>68700352
i think that was the point
>>68700318
One of those I respect. The other one is a jew...
... who made Facebook.
>>68700373
Can you post the vids to this?
I've seen one or two but don't remember the name.
>>68700373
damn. had the urge to poo more than normal the last 2 days and they're the only things i've done differently
hmmmmmmmm
>>68700393
ravenholm
just did work's secret santa
got 2 mini bottles of jager and shot glasses, star wars mug and socks, and a couple brainteaser puzzle things
>>68700423
did you drink the jager at work?
>secret santa
>not kris kringle
ok
He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything
Boy bands and another one and another one and another one
Triple breasted women swim around town totally naked
>>68700428
yeah lad smashed both of them waheyyy
no you twat haha
dear danish twat
i could fucking have you, twat
lots of love
angry lad
>>68700449
we had mulled wine at our secret santa exchange and then half the office were too drunk to drive home
very productive afternoon that was
>>68700423
hmm hope they don't do this secret santa noncesense at supermarkets
remember the lad who had that danish igf with the bung eye and the need for an oxygen tank when she slept
going to the casino with the parents lads
gonna win a jackpot.........
There are more bones in your body than planets in the universe lads...let that sink in a second
dear everybody in this thread
i could fucking heem the lot of you
lots of love
large chin irish lad
>>68700446
>another one and another one and another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSswEzWJdWo
Literally prophets
about to fire up the old 'station 4 and play a bit of the old 'borne
any objections?
>>68700464
mentalists
tbf this whole day has been a write-off anyway, no-one can be arsed now
>>68700477
bet they will, Jordy
>>68700479
ah yes, >tfw no Baneish gf haha
>>68700500
haram tb h
you'll drink more cups of tea in your life time than the number of tea bags ever produced... let that sink in for a second
>>68700504
me
fuck off console wanker
>>68700477
nah most of the employees are too disgruntled and generally hate life at supermarkets, you'll be ok
>>68700520
bit confused by this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prErnop1eiM
who here /alone this christmas/
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ah yes philosophy, the study of really makes you think
>>68700504
hmmm
might do this myself in a bit
smell of dog shit has been hanging around me for a day but i cant identify the cause
Cold out
>>68700554
cause is you stink of dog shit mate
>>68700554
check your pineal gland
>>68700554
check the bottom of your shoes lad
>desperately want to build a home gym cos i have no time to get to the actual gym
>living on uni campus so no space
REEEEEE
>>68700564
your mums vagina stinks of dogshit
Think I might join the self-styled Alt-Right lads
>>68700504
want to do this but my housemate has still not bought a couch
>>68700561
fuck off nigger
>>68700579
>has time to post on the çhon
>doesn't have time to go to the gym
>>68700588
fucking hell alri Jimmy Carr you've destroyed me
can't imagine living/visiting in america
see it on TV so much that the entire country looks like a film set
There are more man made globes on the earth than there are planets in the universe lads...let that sink in a second
>>68700599
alt-ri lad
>>68700505
im not your twink obsession
>>68700539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voCzJ4oIbWQ
I BEG YOUR PARDON???????
>>68700632
must have an awful imagination
any New England lads ITT
Milford, Connecticut
You blokes across the pond have a Milford righ?
>>68700632
99% of the US is rural countryside which means most of us live a peaceful quiet simple life and don't like to bother ourselves with the world
>>68700632
Santa Monica pier is straight out of GTA V mate, it's spot on
>>68700617
Fuck off la just getting there and back is a full hour round trip, i can go there most of the time but at the moment with exams coming up i can't really spare too much time
might just buy some kettlebells to do a little bit of work when i can't make it to the gym
>>68700622
laughed audibly at this post
found a dead mouse behind the sofa
god knows how long its been there
>>68700599
I love how SJWs are supposed to be the alt-right boogeyman when it is literally a social justice movement itself.
Really makes me think.
>>68700554
It's your top lip
There are more people alive this year than in every previous year added together lads...let that sink in a second
>>68700599
dire
kettlebellend loves his fucking kettlebells
>>68700675
>social justice movement
It's not though, it's a supremacist movement. Stop your shitty false equivalences, you don't look clever.
there's more water in you, than there is in the universe... let that sink in a second
>>68700579
early on in your strength training career you don't really need to get fancy, just get a few basic strength training implements and use your body weight.
just stay active until you can get to a gym so that by the time you get in there you have a basic level of strength.
>>68700729
>it's a supremacist movement
As is this "leftism" that they seem to dislike. Thinking some more.
>>68700731
3HUNNA
there are more posts on /brit/ than there are on /int/ combined
let that sink in for a second
>>68700743
would a couple 40kg kettlebells be alright do you reckon (i figure i can use them for high rep leg and back work and just do pushups and pushup variations for strength- though obviously this isn't my main training)
>>68700632
we're literally all movie stars over here
even your average homer simpson-esque american has their own reality tv show or at the very least a youtube channel with a few million viewers. hollywood has taken over big time
btw im tom cruise, nice to meet you
>>68700771
At least the alt-right isn't pretending not to be.
feels good knowing /brit/ is literally the crown jewel of /int/
what are the brit lads up to on this fine friday afternoon?
>>68700674
leave it there or put it back if you removed it
it deserved to be behind the couch, never listen to dead maus cds, his music is awful.
>>68700795
*4chan
>le alt-right is basically the same as the SJW they hate so much
>le horseshoe theory
>muh dialectics
>I AM CLEVER
>>68700804
thinking what i should tell my psychologist in the morn
>>68700789
The "left" don't pretend that aren't morally supremacist.
>>68700731
ah yes
americans
>>68700804
Kind of being french at the moment lad
>>68700815
not an argument
tfw your only close friend gets a gf and you basically never see him again
>>68700804
watching gilmore girls
neoreaction not alt-right ok?
>>68700848
stingingly familiar feel
>I will deny an obvious symmetry because I hate le essjaydoubleyous
really maketh you thinketh
The Radical Centre
listen mate
i know people
>>68700880
going to see it in a couple of hours
why not lol
>>68700848
know this feel very well, its awful
my best friend keeps breaking up and getting back together with his gf who has cheated on him before and is generally a mega-bitch to most people including to him, has a short temper. but she was his first/only gf and he has blinders on. when hes not with her he texts me regularly and we hang out, when he gets back with her he disappears.
Penis
>Ahh yes, why I am what some may dub a "Social Justice Warrior"
>>68700880
didnt realize they were releasing another one so soon
the jews are smart, basically printing a billion+ dollars every year off of star wars
The proto gee eph on the left
>>68700848
this didn't happen to me since i haven't really had any close friends since i reached serious dating age
>>68700887
white people
is this a good xmas pressie for my mum?
http://www.redbubble.com/people/devouringtime/works/8286174-i-like-wice?grid_pos=2&p=t-shirt&style=mens
she really like Jonathan Ross and i think she'd find it funny a t-shirt to do with him but the joke on it's a bit shit really
>>68700848
>best friend got a bf at uni and we go weeks without seeing each other now
What do you mean you don't want the Syrian (((kids))) to impregnate your 13yo daughter? Are you some sort of hideous racist?
>>68700872
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
>>68700940
yes that's the (((plan))) >>68700122
ok whos sister is hotter
>>68700979
I don't have a 13yo daughter
>>68700961
>for my mum
>style=mens
hmm
>>68700979
ah yes the alt-right fantasising about 'miscegenation' again, post more blacked threads on /pol/ to 'redpill' people, it's not about indulging in your forbidden fetishes
>>68701008
morata's
>>68700848
hmmmm
>>68700848
haha are you me
Saudi Arabia 0 Israel 0
Not a score line from a Euro qualifier. The number of Syrian refugees each of "our friends" have taken.
another friday night in is it then lads?
>>68701082
RMUT
>>68701087
ye cause i've been awake since 7am thursday doing coursework
>>68701022
unisex m8
>Not a score line from a Euro qualifier. The number of Syrian refugees each of "our friends" have taken.
>>68701087
yeah m8 gonna boot up steam and have a good play
>>68701087
what else?
my goal for the next 6 months is to become very glucose tolerant and to lose all of my extra body fat
>>68701087
yeah need to learn calculus cos i skipped half of my semester's lectures
>missed call from lad I knew from school while out
>spent 3 hours contemplating why he phoned me
>convinced myself he must be having a house party and wanted to invite me and had to phone me because I don't have Facebook
>looked at my phone again
>turns out I pocket-dialed him an hour before he called me
wew
>>68701087
>15:33
>night in
give us a fucking chance mate, will you
>>68701087
have work in 2 hours
will be working until 2:30 am
>>68701128
be careful you don't die of beeties
>>68701113
>>68701127
What do you play lads
>>68701104
fuck off no I don't, I get plenty mate
>>68701165
playing through fallout 3 atm
>>68701139
fuckin ell lad
>>68699999
Lets check em before to you go go
>>68701165
i don't play games im not any good at them
going to be watching the strictly final tomorrow I take it lads?
>>68701183
ew
>>68701216
Not like you could play any online games either way
>>68701234
t. paedophile
>>68701165
playings of tw warhammer atm with the missus
>>68701259
bit harsh
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/nice-guy-syndrome-dating-tactics-persona-men-women-relationships-a7476651.html
Friendzoned "nice guys" btfo
last few weeks every night before bed at 3:33 am i keep trying to summon dracula but he does not show himself to me
i want to become a ghoul or a vampire already fuck
>>68701234
didn't have much issue with fifa online when i had a console
>>68701263
are the wood elves fun? thinking about buying.
I want to fuck that co-pilot of the GoCompare ads. She's got a nice mouth
chicken is in el ovena
>>68700622
is jimmy carr the bloke who didn't have sex until he was 26?
>his cunt doesn't have aesthetic motorways
howling
Had a dream where I had some weed and I was watching an anime that had a movie that took place before the anime ended. woke up and realized I made it up, fucking fuming now.
>>68701294
we have no wilderness in this country. sad!
>Men who complain that they are unlucky in love despite their 'nice guy' persona may have a sinister agenda.
sinister agenda? they're on to us............
>>68701285
ive done their mini campaign - tough as boots but a lot of fun and v different to everyone else
worth it imo
also durthu is a fucking beast in melee, i want to marry him D:
>>68701294
oh we're all laughing at it too
we just have these nasty concrete nightmares everywhere
help us canada
at least we have mosques
>>68701293
I'd believe it, the round-faced fuck
>>68701269
Never been friendzoned tb h
Never even reached the level of a female considering me her friend haha
>>68701334
>3.87MB, 1920x1200
nary a pixel
>>68701352
I've friendzoned several girls.
remember some ugly chick started talking to me every night on msn out of the blue
was having none of it and she eventually got the hint
>when the remote is far away so you try to use the force on the off chance it might just work
>>68701381
Modern bloody hero
>>68701399
p clever tbf
>>68701418
its a "challenge" that comes from an anime
>>68701293
no thats me
business idea: mosqueitos
>>68701399
does she have 3 arms?
ah yes what a wonderful place to build lots of new houses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9vlj8CgS0
>>68701442
VERY glad we don't have many of those here, except for the coast.
>>68701381
ive done it too
i friendzone every girl who shows a little interest in me that i dont want to fuck and in return my bad karma from that gets me friendzoned by every girl im attracted to. im in a grey zone here, both sides of the spectrum are pulling me towards 0 on the number line of sexual encounters...... maybe if i move it an inch and have a relationship with one of my friendzoned girls ill get a real gf from it. but the only girl in my orbit right now that i have a chance with is this fat haitian girl at work
>>68701473
What game is that?
>>68701473
the northern powerhouse
trying to pick out my mums xmas present for a surprise, she's about 5'3-5'5
will she be a medium hoodie fit or a small
>>68701494
cities skylines
>>68701473
wew my job centre
who else 5'6 here?
>i live in one of the coldest cities on earth but i'm literally allergic to the cold and i get a rash when it's too cold
ah yes, me, a runt
>>68701521
FOR
>>68701494
airstrike hero
>>68701521
me (only ironically)
are OLEDs worth it?
>>68701521
6'2
feels good
>>68701541
winnipeg?
>>68701502
pls help
>>68701564
edmonton innit
>>68701520
nice
>>68701557
haha alri lanklet. could snap you in half
>>68701541
>tfw I like the cold way more than the heat but for some reason I'm way more vulnerable to the cold
>>68701269
friendzoned is basically a dressed-up way to say 'I'm a massive beta'.
Facecels, framecels and heightcels need to neck themselves
>>68699981
School was Like Totes Stressful today :PP
>>68701557
6 ft 3 ur a manlet xD
>>68701590
what if youre pretty alpha but you're friendzoned by a woman who is happily married to another fellow alpha
redpill me on /brit/
>>68701593
omg what happened chick? message me xx
im am an incel
>>68701586
*holds you by the top of the head as you swing your arms rabidly trying to hit me*
>>68701623
Was Raped By a 'Sheed on the Way Home Haha X
>>68701624
i am a gymcel
we are kin
>>68701577
>living close to the equator
>implying it gets cold
>>68701622
its secretly ran by ultra wealthy scandinavian hackers who are pulling the wool over your eyes. things aren't what they seem around here - something very fishy is going on
I told my imam that I come here and he said I better stop, this shall be my final post.
>>68701622
more like /shit/
>>68701646
YOU HAD TO BRING THE PAKIS INTO THAT DIDNT YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!
>>68701646
>>68701623
normies are disgusting
>>68701661
>this shall be my final post.
the last muslim who said this blew himself up in a crowd
DONT DO IT
hope there's coverage of all the illegal mexicans trump will be deporting
>>68701662
YOU MADE ME LAUGH AND BLOW MY LINE CUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3rZjJB1hY
i'm 5'9 and tiny in the UK
cannot imagine living in ned/sweden, would be an actual midget
was bullied by a few girls just at the right age for it to have a lasting affect
ngl i appreciate mayonnaise
>>68701269
>dating
>women
>relationships
>>68701662
This is unironically true.
>>68701647
love yu x
>>68701700
Don't come up North because the North Dem Massive would absolutely tower over you, little fucking midget faggot
>>68701692
>trump sitting in the chair of the lincoln memorial while mike pence and elon musk execute brown people in front of him for his entertainment
all the females I know and regularly see are attractive but I don't have romantic feelings towards any of them
>>68701700
my gf is 5'9
she's a pastry chef and has a pet eel
>>68701709
Don't like plain mayonnaise but I like stuff like garilic mayo, basil mayo, sriracha mayo etc
>>68701742
just rape one to see how it is
once you pop you can't stop
>>68701746
that's so eclectic
wow dahling
well good evening
>>68701746
sounds like a real q t
>>68701761
Shut Up
mexicANO is the mastermind behind every /brit/ post
>>68701746
very cute desu
haven't really had any romantic feelings for anyone for quite some time
something is wrong with me
>>68701792
get well soon beth
>>68701804
best kys
>>68701792
and they say it's misogynist to call women hysterical
Almost January and I still don't have a placement sorted haha might kill myself lmao
>>68701792
die soon beth
house party tonight and work tomorrow morning
what am I like haha
had a good day today
>>68701825
don't think so
just need to be myself and meet a nice girl
potted the old gf t'other day
found out she was cheating on me with a person of opposite skin colour
>>68701851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95c6JJmpbKY
>anon. anon. come to bed and see what i've got you for chris... *paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp*. oh anon, i've shit the bed again. sorry.
>>68701838
well go get one sorted
>december 2016
ah yes another year of my life successfully wasted
>>68701858
best hit the weights as well just to be safe
can't believe it's almost 17
did nothing
>>68701878
>its nearly 2017
what the FUCK
cant believe its almost 16:05
cute girl in the metro was glancing at me too much so i bricked her fucking skull
literally 3 days till christmas eve and I haven't brought a single present
>>68701863
this is why we don't use big girl pants
>>68701916
fuck
>>68701922
>3 days till christmas eve
fuck off you cunt i panicked for a second
>>68701918
miss my french agoraphobic 4chan friend
haven't bought a present for anyone and I don't intend to
>>68701792
got excited for a minute and thought that might be the real beth
>>68701862
i'm dan
aka
the boss man
>>68701967
my sister buys the presents and me and my brother just give her the money
>>68701967
Enjoy being lonely when you're past 20 bro HAHAHAHA LOL at your LIFE
the only birthday i know is my own and i even forget that sometimes
>Have to still buy everyone in /brit/ a present
Christmas stresses me out
absolutely faded
>>68701993
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
what a laugh
>january was 27 years ago
I bottled it last weekend and didn't convert the 17yo fwb into a 17yo gf
might try again nearer christmas
>>68702011
cornetto
>>68701993
already past 20 and already lonely so you can get fucked
>>68701991
your sister sounds like a bitch
>>68701993
don't listen to this kike presents are a jewish consumerist scheme
>>68702038
FUCK
YOU!!
FAG!!!!!!
>>68702022
kys nonce
>>68702022
LIKE FUCKING LITTLE KIDS DO YOU YOU FUCKING NONCE!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT !!!!!
Fuck it lad.s Think I'm going to throw the noose up.
>>68702087
dont do it lad
>>68702087
One for me as well, m8