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This guy's dad edition
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need watch recs lads
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gonna do a suicide
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>>68699999
impressive
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>>68699999
not with those quints you're not
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>>68699981
oh wow
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having never seen any star wars films can i watch that new one or do i have to watch all the old ones first
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127 yeah we ball like that
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ain't wanked in 3 days
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cara
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>>68699997
film or series?
genre?
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Have you noticed that there are never any riots at women's prisons?
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>>68700049
>film or series?
>genre?
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>>68700024
the new one is basically the first one with better effects and acting.

but the only thing you'll miss is references, nothing crucial
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>>68699989
answer my question you mongtards

fucking janny allowing this thread to exist when it's disrupted my post
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>>68700052
because all they're too much of a big girl to go through with it haha
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it must be nice to be in the personal space of a girl


they must smell so nice
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>>68700091
it's a star wars film and a spin off

it's meant to be ~lore~
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>>68699989
spinoff.
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watching the deltora quest anime
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> -£270

ah yes
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3 (THREE) wrong diagnosis now

beginning to think this quack doesn't know his arse from his elbow
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To: [email protected]

cc: The rest of the lads here at /brit/

RE: Question

why don't you google it you thick twat
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>>68700062
don't understand the porpoise of this post
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>start watching porn
>get sad
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>>68700132
those books were good back in the day

thought it was a bit retarded how the gems were supposed to spell out "deltora" with their first letters though
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>>68700132
books were good ngl
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bit greasy, should take a shower if we're being desu here
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>>68700059
thought hard about this post
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>>68700158
work it out
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I felt my stomach churning a bit so I ran to the toilet and once I sat down my the shit literally exploded out of my arse and painted the toilet bowl brown, fucking stunk badly as well and I was actually sweating after it.

I've been eating a lot of beans lately, is it that?
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>>68534458

high quality posts
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>>68699999
do it traitor
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>>68700183
nah
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>>68700187
i have occurrences of this, always predicated by:

several pints of bitter,
some bastard hot food
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>>68700190
3 ruined it
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went to school with an aboriginal kid named gabriel who was from caboolture

we all called him gabbo the abo from cabo
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>>68700190
Didn't laugh til japan said 2 NUKES
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>>68700168
>deltora" with their first letters though
literally did not know that

>>68700164
>wake up
>get sad
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>>68700239
>gabbo the abo from cabo
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>>68699997
Wristwatch, aye lad?
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There are more synapses in your brain than there are grains of sand on a mile long stretch of beach

Just let that sink in for a sec lads
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>>68700264
yeah
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another high quality thread >>68528695
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>>68700272
this isn't true
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went to school with an ozzie who kept calling me gabbo

rude cunt
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do mcvities digestives actually make you need to poo?
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>>68700294
Budget? And what kind of watch? Dress, diver, what purpose?
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>>68700301
Don't get this one tb h
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why do poms get so mad when you call what they believe is a 'series' a season?
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>>68700318
wow it's almost as if actual rich people don't need to show off how wealthy they are with vapid shit
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>>68700338
Also, should it be mechanical or quartz?
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hate foreners
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>>68700337
no, but they make my poo runny and soppy. not very amusing desu
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>>68700352
i think that was the point
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>>68700318
One of those I respect. The other one is a jew...

... who made Facebook.
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>>68700373
Can you post the vids to this?

I've seen one or two but don't remember the name.
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>>68700373
damn. had the urge to poo more than normal the last 2 days and they're the only things i've done differently
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hmmmmmmmm
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>>68700393

ravenholm
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just did work's secret santa

got 2 mini bottles of jager and shot glasses, star wars mug and socks, and a couple brainteaser puzzle things
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>>68700423
did you drink the jager at work?
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>secret santa
>not kris kringle

ok
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He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything
Boy bands and another one and another one and another one
Triple breasted women swim around town totally naked
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>>68700428
yeah lad smashed both of them waheyyy
no you twat haha
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dear danish twat

i could fucking have you, twat

lots of love

angry lad
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>>68700449
we had mulled wine at our secret santa exchange and then half the office were too drunk to drive home

very productive afternoon that was
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>>68700423
hmm hope they don't do this secret santa noncesense at supermarkets
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remember the lad who had that danish igf with the bung eye and the need for an oxygen tank when she slept
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going to the casino with the parents lads

gonna win a jackpot.........
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There are more bones in your body than planets in the universe lads...let that sink in a second
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dear everybody in this thread

i could fucking heem the lot of you

lots of love

large chin irish lad
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>>68700446
>another one and another one and another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSswEzWJdWo

Literally prophets
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about to fire up the old 'station 4 and play a bit of the old 'borne

any objections?
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>>68700464
mentalists
tbf this whole day has been a write-off anyway, no-one can be arsed now

>>68700477
bet they will, Jordy

>>68700479
ah yes, >tfw no Baneish gf haha
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>>68700500
haram tb h
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you'll drink more cups of tea in your life time than the number of tea bags ever produced... let that sink in for a second
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>>68700504
me

fuck off console wanker
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>>68700477
nah most of the employees are too disgruntled and generally hate life at supermarkets, you'll be ok
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>>68700520
bit confused by this post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prErnop1eiM

who here /alone this christmas/
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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ah yes philosophy, the study of really makes you think
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>>68700504
hmmm
might do this myself in a bit
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smell of dog shit has been hanging around me for a day but i cant identify the cause
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Cold out
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>>68700554
cause is you stink of dog shit mate
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>>68700554
check your pineal gland
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>>68700554
check the bottom of your shoes lad
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>desperately want to build a home gym cos i have no time to get to the actual gym
>living on uni campus so no space
REEEEEE
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>>68700564
your mums vagina stinks of dogshit
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Think I might join the self-styled Alt-Right lads
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>>68700504
want to do this but my housemate has still not bought a couch
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>>68700561
fuck off nigger
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>>68700579
>has time to post on the çhon
>doesn't have time to go to the gym
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>>68700588
fucking hell alri Jimmy Carr you've destroyed me
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can't imagine living/visiting in america

see it on TV so much that the entire country looks like a film set
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There are more man made globes on the earth than there are planets in the universe lads...let that sink in a second
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>>68700599
alt-ri lad
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>>68700505
im not your twink obsession
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>>68700539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voCzJ4oIbWQ
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I BEG YOUR PARDON???????
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>>68700632
must have an awful imagination
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any New England lads ITT

Milford, Connecticut

You blokes across the pond have a Milford righ?
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>>68700632
99% of the US is rural countryside which means most of us live a peaceful quiet simple life and don't like to bother ourselves with the world
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>>68700632
Santa Monica pier is straight out of GTA V mate, it's spot on
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>>68700617
Fuck off la just getting there and back is a full hour round trip, i can go there most of the time but at the moment with exams coming up i can't really spare too much time
might just buy some kettlebells to do a little bit of work when i can't make it to the gym
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>>68700622
laughed audibly at this post
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found a dead mouse behind the sofa

god knows how long its been there
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>>68700599
I love how SJWs are supposed to be the alt-right boogeyman when it is literally a social justice movement itself.
Really makes me think.
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>>68700554
It's your top lip
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There are more people alive this year than in every previous year added together lads...let that sink in a second
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>>68700599
dire
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kettlebellend loves his fucking kettlebells
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>>68700675
>social justice movement

It's not though, it's a supremacist movement. Stop your shitty false equivalences, you don't look clever.
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there's more water in you, than there is in the universe... let that sink in a second
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>>68700579
early on in your strength training career you don't really need to get fancy, just get a few basic strength training implements and use your body weight.

just stay active until you can get to a gym so that by the time you get in there you have a basic level of strength.
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>>68700729
>it's a supremacist movement
As is this "leftism" that they seem to dislike. Thinking some more.
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>>68700731
3HUNNA
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there are more posts on /brit/ than there are on /int/ combined

let that sink in for a second
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>>68700743
would a couple 40kg kettlebells be alright do you reckon (i figure i can use them for high rep leg and back work and just do pushups and pushup variations for strength- though obviously this isn't my main training)
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>>68700632
we're literally all movie stars over here

even your average homer simpson-esque american has their own reality tv show or at the very least a youtube channel with a few million viewers. hollywood has taken over big time

btw im tom cruise, nice to meet you
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>>68700771
At least the alt-right isn't pretending not to be.
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feels good knowing /brit/ is literally the crown jewel of /int/
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what are the brit lads up to on this fine friday afternoon?
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>>68700674
leave it there or put it back if you removed it

it deserved to be behind the couch, never listen to dead maus cds, his music is awful.
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>>68700795
*4chan
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>le alt-right is basically the same as the SJW they hate so much
>le horseshoe theory
>muh dialectics
>I AM CLEVER
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>>68700804
thinking what i should tell my psychologist in the morn
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>>68700789
The "left" don't pretend that aren't morally supremacist.
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>>68700731
ah yes

americans
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>>68700804
Kind of being french at the moment lad
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>>68700815
not an argument
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tfw your only close friend gets a gf and you basically never see him again
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>>68700804
watching gilmore girls
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neoreaction not alt-right ok?
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>>68700848
stingingly familiar feel
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>I will deny an obvious symmetry because I hate le essjaydoubleyous
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really maketh you thinketh
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The Radical Centre
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listen mate

i know people
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>>68700880
going to see it in a couple of hours

why not lol
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>>68700848
know this feel very well, its awful

my best friend keeps breaking up and getting back together with his gf who has cheated on him before and is generally a mega-bitch to most people including to him, has a short temper. but she was his first/only gf and he has blinders on. when hes not with her he texts me regularly and we hang out, when he gets back with her he disappears.
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Penis
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>Ahh yes, why I am what some may dub a "Social Justice Warrior"
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>>68700880
didnt realize they were releasing another one so soon

the jews are smart, basically printing a billion+ dollars every year off of star wars
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The proto gee eph on the left
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>>68700848
this didn't happen to me since i haven't really had any close friends since i reached serious dating age
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>>68700887
white people
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is this a good xmas pressie for my mum?

http://www.redbubble.com/people/devouringtime/works/8286174-i-like-wice?grid_pos=2&p=t-shirt&style=mens

she really like Jonathan Ross and i think she'd find it funny a t-shirt to do with him but the joke on it's a bit shit really
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>>68700848
>best friend got a bf at uni and we go weeks without seeing each other now
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What do you mean you don't want the Syrian (((kids))) to impregnate your 13yo daughter? Are you some sort of hideous racist?
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>>68700872

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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>>68700940
yes that's the (((plan))) >>68700122
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ok whos sister is hotter
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>>68700979
I don't have a 13yo daughter
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>>68700961
>for my mum
>style=mens
hmm
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>>68700979
ah yes the alt-right fantasising about 'miscegenation' again, post more blacked threads on /pol/ to 'redpill' people, it's not about indulging in your forbidden fetishes
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>>68701008
morata's
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>>68700848
hmmmm
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>>68700848
haha are you me
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Saudi Arabia 0 Israel 0
Not a score line from a Euro qualifier. The number of Syrian refugees each of "our friends" have taken.
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another friday night in is it then lads?
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>>68701082
RMUT
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>>68701087
ye cause i've been awake since 7am thursday doing coursework
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>>68701022
unisex m8
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>Not a score line from a Euro qualifier. The number of Syrian refugees each of "our friends" have taken.
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>>68701087
yeah m8 gonna boot up steam and have a good play
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>>68701087
what else?
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my goal for the next 6 months is to become very glucose tolerant and to lose all of my extra body fat
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>>68701087
yeah need to learn calculus cos i skipped half of my semester's lectures
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>missed call from lad I knew from school while out
>spent 3 hours contemplating why he phoned me
>convinced myself he must be having a house party and wanted to invite me and had to phone me because I don't have Facebook
>looked at my phone again
>turns out I pocket-dialed him an hour before he called me

wew
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>>68701087
>15:33
>night in
give us a fucking chance mate, will you
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>>68701087
have work in 2 hours

will be working until 2:30 am
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>>68701128
be careful you don't die of beeties
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>>68701113
>>68701127
What do you play lads
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>>68701104
fuck off no I don't, I get plenty mate
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>>68701165
playing through fallout 3 atm
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>>68701139
fuckin ell lad
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>>68699999
Lets check em before to you go go
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>>68701165
i don't play games im not any good at them
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going to be watching the strictly final tomorrow I take it lads?
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>>68701183
ew

>>68701216
Not like you could play any online games either way
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>>68701234
t. paedophile
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>>68701165
playings of tw warhammer atm with the missus
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>>68701259
bit harsh
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/nice-guy-syndrome-dating-tactics-persona-men-women-relationships-a7476651.html

Friendzoned "nice guys" btfo
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last few weeks every night before bed at 3:33 am i keep trying to summon dracula but he does not show himself to me

i want to become a ghoul or a vampire already fuck
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>>68701234
didn't have much issue with fifa online when i had a console
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>>68701263
are the wood elves fun? thinking about buying.
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I want to fuck that co-pilot of the GoCompare ads. She's got a nice mouth
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chicken is in el ovena
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>>68700622
is jimmy carr the bloke who didn't have sex until he was 26?
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>his cunt doesn't have aesthetic motorways

howling
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Had a dream where I had some weed and I was watching an anime that had a movie that took place before the anime ended. woke up and realized I made it up, fucking fuming now.
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>>68701294
we have no wilderness in this country. sad!
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>Men who complain that they are unlucky in love despite their 'nice guy' persona may have a sinister agenda.


sinister agenda? they're on to us............
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>>68701285
ive done their mini campaign - tough as boots but a lot of fun and v different to everyone else

worth it imo

also durthu is a fucking beast in melee, i want to marry him D:
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>>68701294
oh we're all laughing at it too

we just have these nasty concrete nightmares everywhere

help us canada
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at least we have mosques
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>>68701293
I'd believe it, the round-faced fuck
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>>68701269
Never been friendzoned tb h

Never even reached the level of a female considering me her friend haha
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>>68701334
>3.87MB, 1920x1200

nary a pixel
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>>68701352
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I've friendzoned several girls.
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remember some ugly chick started talking to me every night on msn out of the blue

was having none of it and she eventually got the hint
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>when the remote is far away so you try to use the force on the off chance it might just work
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>>68701381
Modern bloody hero
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>>68701399
p clever tbf
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>>68701418
its a "challenge" that comes from an anime
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>>68701293
no thats me
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business idea: mosqueitos
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>>68701399
does she have 3 arms?
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ah yes what a wonderful place to build lots of new houses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9vlj8CgS0
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>>68701442
VERY glad we don't have many of those here, except for the coast.
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>>68701381
ive done it too

i friendzone every girl who shows a little interest in me that i dont want to fuck and in return my bad karma from that gets me friendzoned by every girl im attracted to. im in a grey zone here, both sides of the spectrum are pulling me towards 0 on the number line of sexual encounters...... maybe if i move it an inch and have a relationship with one of my friendzoned girls ill get a real gf from it. but the only girl in my orbit right now that i have a chance with is this fat haitian girl at work
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>>68701473
What game is that?
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>>68701473
the northern powerhouse
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trying to pick out my mums xmas present for a surprise, she's about 5'3-5'5

will she be a medium hoodie fit or a small
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>>68701494
cities skylines
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>>68701473
wew my job centre
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who else 5'6 here?
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>i live in one of the coldest cities on earth but i'm literally allergic to the cold and i get a rash when it's too cold

ah yes, me, a runt
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>>68701521
FOR
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>>68701494
airstrike hero
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>>68701521
me (only ironically)
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are OLEDs worth it?
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>>68701521
6'2
feels good
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>>68701541
winnipeg?
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>>68701502
pls help
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>>68701564
edmonton innit
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>>68701520
nice
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>>68701557
haha alri lanklet. could snap you in half
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>>68701541
>tfw I like the cold way more than the heat but for some reason I'm way more vulnerable to the cold
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>>68701269
friendzoned is basically a dressed-up way to say 'I'm a massive beta'.
Facecels, framecels and heightcels need to neck themselves
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>>68699981
School was Like Totes Stressful today :PP
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>>68701557
6 ft 3 ur a manlet xD
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>>68701590
what if youre pretty alpha but you're friendzoned by a woman who is happily married to another fellow alpha
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redpill me on /brit/
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>>68701593
omg what happened chick? message me xx
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im am an incel
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>>68701586
*holds you by the top of the head as you swing your arms rabidly trying to hit me*
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>>68701623
Was Raped By a 'Sheed on the Way Home Haha X
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>>68701624
i am a gymcel
we are kin
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>>68701577
>living close to the equator
>implying it gets cold
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>>68701622
its secretly ran by ultra wealthy scandinavian hackers who are pulling the wool over your eyes. things aren't what they seem around here - something very fishy is going on
>>
I told my imam that I come here and he said I better stop, this shall be my final post.
>>
>>68701622
more like /shit/
>>
>>68701646
YOU HAD TO BRING THE PAKIS INTO THAT DIDNT YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!
>>
>>68701646
>>68701623
normies are disgusting
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>>68701661
>this shall be my final post.

the last muslim who said this blew himself up in a crowd

DONT DO IT
>>
hope there's coverage of all the illegal mexicans trump will be deporting
>>
>>68701662
YOU MADE ME LAUGH AND BLOW MY LINE CUNT
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3rZjJB1hY
>>
i'm 5'9 and tiny in the UK

cannot imagine living in ned/sweden, would be an actual midget
>>
was bullied by a few girls just at the right age for it to have a lasting affect
>>
ngl i appreciate mayonnaise
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>>68701269
>dating
>women
>relationships
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>>68701662
This is unironically true.
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>>68701647
love yu x
>>
>>68701700
Don't come up North because the North Dem Massive would absolutely tower over you, little fucking midget faggot
>>
>>68701692
>trump sitting in the chair of the lincoln memorial while mike pence and elon musk execute brown people in front of him for his entertainment
>>
all the females I know and regularly see are attractive but I don't have romantic feelings towards any of them
>>
>>68701700
my gf is 5'9

she's a pastry chef and has a pet eel
>>
>>68701709
Don't like plain mayonnaise but I like stuff like garilic mayo, basil mayo, sriracha mayo etc
>>
>>68701742
just rape one to see how it is

once you pop you can't stop
>>
>>68701746
that's so eclectic
wow dahling
>>
well good evening
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>>68701746
sounds like a real q t
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>>68701761
Shut Up
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mexicANO is the mastermind behind every /brit/ post
>>
>>68701746
very cute desu
>>
haven't really had any romantic feelings for anyone for quite some time
something is wrong with me
>>
>>68701792
get well soon beth
>>
>>68701804
best kys
>>
>>68701792
and they say it's misogynist to call women hysterical
>>
Almost January and I still don't have a placement sorted haha might kill myself lmao
>>
>>68701792
die soon beth
>>
house party tonight and work tomorrow morning
what am I like haha
>>
had a good day today
>>
>>68701825
don't think so
just need to be myself and meet a nice girl
>>
potted the old gf t'other day

found out she was cheating on me with a person of opposite skin colour
>>
>>68701851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95c6JJmpbKY
>>
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>anon. anon. come to bed and see what i've got you for chris... *paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp*. oh anon, i've shit the bed again. sorry.
>>
>>68701838
well go get one sorted
>>
>december 2016

ah yes another year of my life successfully wasted
>>
>>68701858
best hit the weights as well just to be safe
>>
can't believe it's almost 17
did nothing
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>>68701878
>its nearly 2017
what the FUCK
>>
cant believe its almost 16:05
>>
cute girl in the metro was glancing at me too much so i bricked her fucking skull
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literally 3 days till christmas eve and I haven't brought a single present
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>>68701863
this is why we don't use big girl pants
>>
>>68701916
fuck
>>
>>68701922
>3 days till christmas eve
fuck off you cunt i panicked for a second
>>
>>68701918
miss my french agoraphobic 4chan friend
>>
haven't bought a present for anyone and I don't intend to
>>
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>>68701792
got excited for a minute and thought that might be the real beth
>>
>>68701862
i'm dan
aka
the boss man
>>
>>68701967
my sister buys the presents and me and my brother just give her the money
>>
>>68701967
Enjoy being lonely when you're past 20 bro HAHAHAHA LOL at your LIFE
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the only birthday i know is my own and i even forget that sometimes
>>
>Have to still buy everyone in /brit/ a present

Christmas stresses me out
>>
absolutely faded
>>
>>68701993
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

what a laugh
>>
>january was 27 years ago
>>
I bottled it last weekend and didn't convert the 17yo fwb into a 17yo gf

might try again nearer christmas
>>
>>68702011
cornetto
>>
>>68701993
already past 20 and already lonely so you can get fucked
>>
>>68701991
your sister sounds like a bitch
>>
>>68701993
don't listen to this kike presents are a jewish consumerist scheme
>>
>>68702038
FUCK

YOU!!

FAG!!!!!!
>>
>>68702022
kys nonce
>>
new
>>68702063
>>68702063
>>68702063
>>
>>68702022
LIKE FUCKING LITTLE KIDS DO YOU YOU FUCKING NONCE!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT !!!!!
>>
NEW

>>68701754
>>68701754
>>68701754
>>68701754
>>68701754
>>
Fuck it lad.s Think I'm going to throw the noose up.
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>>68702087
dont do it lad
>>
>>68702087
One for me as well, m8
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