Why are these cunts so contentious and hostile to each other

>>68698620
>germany
>potential for humor

>>68698620
We poo in loo and are the best european nations, what else than pure and bestial rivalry ?

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>>68698696
Give Elsaß-Lothringen motherfucker.
Now.

>>68698620
There is literally no potential

>>68698620
It has been like this for over 800 years Ranjid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French%E2%80%93German_enmity

Germans are autistic/robots and we're autistic smug buttmad manlets.

>>68698620
French are bros desu. well, at least more than our other enemies.

>>68698620
Muslim bros

>>68699706
Best answer yet

>>68698620
>Why are these cunts so contentious and hostile to each other on the web?
but this is the french flag, not british one.

fuck brits.

>>68698897
pas même en rêve ! (alsacian here), envoie les tartellettes sinon !

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>>68699879
FOURNISSEUR OFFICIEL DE TARTELETTES

>>68699477
more, it goes way back to Roman days

>>68699823
I have never seen a France/ Germany broship thread, ever. The ones which get started devolve into arguments and fights less than 10 posts in.

>>68698620
We are not here for your amusement.

>>68699917
merci bien !

>>68700463
Erbfeinde

>>68700587
This made me chuckle irl

Thanks freund

Do Germans really think they are equal to France? That their "rivalry" amounted to anything.

>>68698620
>so contentious and hostile to each other on the web?

what? we have a cordial relations, some of our autists like to haunt each others about alsace (inb4 elsass), but then the germanboo austists come out and ruin the fun.

>>68698620
hmm continental powers fighting
excellent news

French deeply hate us because they think we usurped their rightful place in Europe but they are too weak to do anything about it, we like them though because it's kinda charming.

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>>68705020
No, Germany thinks they are superior to France (again)

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It seems that France will never ever stop being butthurt about WW2.

>>68705231
Well they need to think again. Germany was the whipping boy for France for most of history.

Both have been competing to be on par with the UK for centuries; they're just two of the best second placed European nations.

>>68698620
Germany France and Britain were always rivals. They just team up to fight the one that is getting too powerful

>>68699573
muskatnuss herr müller

>>68705020
we are superiour burger lad. Thats why the french laways team up with other nations to beat us

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>>68698897
Friendly reminder that Alsace-Lorraine was, is and will forever be french

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>>68705323
Not since 1871

>>68705495
>Germany
>Always
Germany is a very recent concept in history.

>>68705231
But we are.

>>68705584
well thats just because you baguettes were trying to keep the german kingdoms seperated

>>68705495
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the UK, Germany and France formed a triumvirate, similar to the EU now but just us 3 no with the other nations?

>>68705640
Yes, to keep stability in Europe.

>>68705571
Nah, Elzas-Lotharingen was the garden of the duke of Brabant for a long time, till the French stole it.

>>68705648
No you'd want to be independent again after 2 weeks

>>68705393
brits fell in 19th century were economically 2nd to germany
then the US came along and cucked us both

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the french dont get along with anyone

>>68705670
>to keep stability
>baguettes believe this
hon hon hon hon

>>68705648
>Let's chose a common language
>Deutsh is der most spoken of the union so it must be the common language
>English is the most spoken language of the union worldwide and also the lingua franca
>Oui are french and won't speak any ozer language but french
Face it lad it wouldn't work
>>68705770
Not trying to be a cunt but
>German unification
>WW1
>WW2
>EU

>>68705722
I think if was just France and Germany in this 'EU' brits would look much more favourably on it

>>68705648
The EU is the same concept. Germany France and Britain have the modt influence in the EU bit you guys blew it

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>>68705684
Whatever you say

>>68705816
Surely we can overcome the language differences to capture a dream? It must be so

>>68705816
Why not three official languages like Switzerland? French and English are already official languages of the EU, another language wouldn't hurt.

>>68705835
The 3 have the most, but not the absolute

>>68705870
A dream ? What dream ?
>>68705900
>Living in a country with multiple official languages
Come on where is our pride

>>68705924
m-my dreams :(

>>68705816
we didnt cause ww1. it was a serbian austrian thing.
ww2 was but only because there were no cooperation between poland and germany in the danzig question.
you french are also building your nickear power plants near the german border which is a pretty dick move

>>68705648
We could combine british cuisine and government, german language and humor as well as french character and social policies. Wunderbar.

>>68705825
no you wouldn`t you guys have a even bigger superiority complex than us and the french

>>68705956
the dream of a new empire? :3

>>68705994
>you french are also building your nickear power plants near the german border which is a pretty dick move
Since Germany cannot produce enough electricity we got to send you some, otherwise you'd use coal and ruin the climate. It's cheap because we don't have to transport it in hundreds of kilometers.

>>68706055
comeon we have our own reactors.

>>68706121
And you're closing them one by one. Europe is a safe zone with no tsunamis or earthquakes, it's save to have nuclear powerplants here.

>>68706121
Actually the french are a vital part of our safety backups in case of emergencies in our power network. We have similar agreements going on with most of our neighbors.

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Why doesn't France give Alsace-Lorraine/Elzaß-Lothringen/Elzas-Lotharingen to the Benelux, like were it originally belonged to.

>>68706144
Only if proper safety regulations are enforced and followed. Depends on how much you trust the involved parties really.

>>68706144
>Europe
>safe zone
mais oui, a safe zone indeed. So safe that you can't possibly have a relaxing day in Christmas markets these days in France(Strasbourg, a charming border town which breeds 4 terrorists) or potentially getting bombed by a 12 years old boy in Germany. Safe, bien sur.

>>68706144
I partially agree but the old reactors the 70s era types (don`t know how many you still have in use) are a big risk and should be closed down. But we should also build new safe ones.

>>68706281
Yes yes, anyone can enter a nuclear powerplant, and it's not like they aren't build to ensure security.
>>68706298
Yes yes, buy nuclear reactors, we have some to sell.

>>68706281
And who the fuck are you supposed to be then?

>>68706260
go watch new kids fella

>>68706025
It's perfect, right?

>>68706050
a joint empire yes, we could challenge the rest of the world by combining the three best european powers - instead of competing with each other.

>>68706372
It might stop immigration.

>>68706426
Fingers crossed

>>68705742
Based af, pêh

>>68706357
New Kids macht mir keinen Spaß mehr und außerdem denke ich, dass ich zu alt dafür bin. Vor sieben Jahren habe ich mich zum letzten Mal Sendungen angesehen. Deshalb bin ich hier.

>>68700463
You don't look deep enough, I often talk with a cool Elsässer as I am from the Saarland.

>>68705065
No worries, I like you.

>>68705648
Nah, Brits dont work wlel with others.

>>68706260
I agree totally.

Personally I am buttmad about frenchication of Belgium.

>>68706260
The left bank of the Rhine belongs to France though.

You can keep Friesland.

>>68706868
First time I'm agreeing with a kraut

Are we agree, elsass should be the motherboard of the Holly new empire ?

The perfect Franco-german mix

And then merge with BENELUX.

Maybe attack the brits finally.

>>68705495
> Germany France and Britain were always rivals.

Please. Our rivals are more like the US and Russia, or Japan and China if you look more on the cultural side.

Germany and Britain are merely inconveniences.

>>68707000
You allways like to forget that you continously bullied people and took clay from spain, italy, the dutchies and us bit if others do it its not ok.

>Reminder the modern "hereditary enimity" started with du Mas and him burning down the palatinate .

>>68705648
>Ever wanting to team up with G*rmans
Get the fuck out.

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>>68705864

>>68707249
Yeah you're right, Christmas is fucking with my emotions

>>68706868
European immigrants send their children to the better Dutch schools, so the upperclass of Brussels may speak Dutch in future.

>>68707200
I'm just saying that everything west of the Rhine is ours.

Doesn't mean we can't claim anything beyond it as well. Honestly I feel like Italy would make for a better country to unite with, but geographically only Germany makes sense (and the Benelux).

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>>68707407
>Doesn't mean we can't claim anything beyond it as well
'no'

>>68707300
nice picture for ants

>>68707407
Keep your claims, but I have nothing against a neo frankish empire. Makes the most sense.

We and the benelux are after all the core of europe, we should really work on integrating closer..

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so French land or German land?

>>68707538
Elsassisch land

Drack chinesisch

>>68707538
More german than french historically, or at least not francophone.

But they own it now and well, let em have it.

>>68707538
both

>>68707538
French land, with a Germanic culture.

>>68707575
>>68707582
PS:

I correct myself, its Elsässisch.

German was meant as in "germanic".

Similar to all those japanese islands that have their own culture but are still ruled by "foreign invaders" from japan. At least in the past, ryukyu or hokkaido come to mind.

>>68707538
It was German but Willhelm II. and Hitler fucked up.

>>68705262
we hate you far more for WWI than WWII.

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>>68706868
Thats the other way around Belgium, Western Germany, the Netherlands and Luxembourg are all French clay.

Honestly as an elsassisch i just feel elsassisch, not german, not really french if you think ftenh means an average parisian.

France is trully huge and handles a lot of ethnicities.

I would feel nice in a new frankish empire, that's all.
Otherwise I'm just alsatian, end of the game. (I don't consider 3 lines in the french constitution as absolute truth, just look at who the fuck wants to be french)

Frankish state, or fuck off niggers, I don't want to chose between my two parents.
Sounds autistic, my german part i guess.

>>68707858
nottu diso shitto agen

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>>68707538
this style is just a general very old building style, certainly not limited to the Germanic cultural area

>>68698620
A BAS LES BOCHES

>>68698620
Idk.
Why do you shit on the fucking streets?

>>68707300
kek I remember discussing this picture in French class. Our (natively French) teacher didn't quite notice that she shouldn't have taught us this sentence until it was too late :^)