/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch lads

peNGesT ruNT

need a thing to do which will distract me from the absolute state of my life

>>68695362
have a wank

>>68695362
a job

>>68695362
wank x

>>68695362
do a sleep

>>68695362
review some fast food

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>>68695362
read a book

>tfw won't have to work for a month because I'm getting surgery

>>68695370
>>68695377
this is what i would usually do but the cat keeps coming in and out of my room, and if i shut the door he just keeps meowing until i let him in only so he can walk out 5 seconds later.

>>68695403
grats, enjoy your new vagina

Can smell poo in the lab lads, doesn't bode well.

lets play Spot The Scotsman

Every time you see a post made by the Eternal Pict you call them out on it. Examples include saying good things about Scotland, posting pictures of it, or subtly mentioning Scottish (((culture))) like deep frying junk food and speaking like a primitive Ape.

>>68695403

what for la'

hope it's nothing serious :)

>tfw life has become mind numbingly boring

Feel like dropping my job and just fucking off somewhere for a year like a middle class runt.

Too bad I have a mortgage to pay.

>>68695442
t. failed deano

had a chicken vindaloo on Wednesday

Safe to say I am shitting it out right now, my bumhole is fucking burning. Like I am legitimately in pain, and sweating like a pig.

>>68695362
involving physical excercise like boxing
cycling in traffic
benzos
sleeping

>>68695466
Deano is quite happy with his boring mediocre life.

Haha fifa with the lads and Saturday out with the misses

Gonna change my name to Tommy Robinson.

>>68695491
>failed

>>68695488

i said DISTRACT, not IMPROVE...

>>68695492
doxxed

>>68695485

screamed @ this post

>>68695508
these are all distracting

starting to realise that, to most of you lot, Deano means "actually happy English lad"

wish i was dead or at least in a permanent coma

need a hug

>>68695541
i am literally a deano

>>68695544
then kill yourself you useless piece of shit

>>68695544
Found the Scot

>>68695555
too scared x

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10:31pm

>>68695531

physical exercise, cycling, and sleeping all improve your life.

and i don't really like benzos x

>>68695576
rock paper scissors?

>>68695541
Deano reminds me of the modern middle class Chav #LAD

REAL aussie hours right now I LOVE it

>>68695586
no. was referring to >>68695596

rock paper scissors at 11:36

good episode of peep show
mark is proposing to sophie haha what is he like

>>68695541

deano isn't happy, he spends what money he has on keeping up appearances and seeking validation from others.

NEED a chav gf who does filthy slag things

paper

>>68695654
>you have to read ancient greek literature and have no friends to be truly happy
ah yes

paper

scissors

rock

>>68695670
what? like sharing nudes to black blokes on bbm?

>>68695351

foy

unironically cannot tell the difference between saffers and aussies

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How do you get good at kissing?

>Picking anything but rock in Rock Paper Scissors

>"You are Peter, and on this rock I will build my Church."

deep frying my bollocks whilst drinking irn bru (a scottish drink) lads

good episode of the walking dead
negan is calling the fat girl fat again haha what is he like

>>68695719
practice makes perfect

>>68695693

Projecting much?

>>68695716
was ist ein saffer?

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thinking very hard about young kylie

>>68695745
got any tips?

>>68695716

I have a saffer m8 who legitimately has gout in 2016 from overconsumption of red meat and alcohol. Aged 35.

No aussie fuccboi is that manly.

>>68695759
i prefer her sister

>https://game2winter.ru/

have russians gone mad
literally irl hunger games

Business idea: Chorleywood Bread, but instead of slices just the crust bits

>>68695754
a south african, oak nuggins

>>68695680

why would you be happy if you have no friends?

>>68695793
https://youtu.be/AZjwCmJrnlY

>>68695786
You are wrong

>>68695716
aussies tend to look happier

just finished an all-nighter

just finished off an alt-righter

>>68695823
Good lad

>>68695817
Technically you finished it 4 hours and 43 minutes ago

>>68695823
fucking hell was gonna post that lad
lmao

girl at work has a mistletoe headband, but she only put it on once, when I was alone with her in the staff room

promising

cannot stand autist neets who think they're better than """normies""" because they bang on about history and philosophers instead of getting a job
like congratulations, you've done a think, medal's in the fucking post and I know you'll be there to sign for it too

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post choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjnJLvb5Gp0

>southerners

https://youtu.be/L4r_a5adehs

don't be sad, lads

>>68695861

settle down deano

>>68695857
same except mine's a belt buckle waheyyy

>>68695857
Ask her out then

>>68695875
don't tell me what to do

>>68695869
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=k-on+playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOIbXJTVIc

are saffers the most underappreciated "anglos"

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>>68695861
font

>>68695869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>68695882
i've got a gf

>>68695861
umm sweetie I don't want a shit job that'll just make me want to kill myself xx

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>>68695861

I don't think these people exist desu. You're just imagining things.

>>68695871
>essex is the entire south

fuck off bruce

>>68695904
Good on ye

>>68695861
But I have a job and still do that x

proud to be a rorke lads

JEWS

*fires a bullet at your general direction*

They are releasing a cover version of You Can’t Always Get What You Want in dedication to Jo Cox

Hmm, inside job confirmed

>>68695910
it does represent it pretty well, when people say the south they mean more the south east/home counties rather than say the south west with devon dorset or cornwall and that

>>68695878
>>68695896
>>68695905
>>68695906
>>68695936
hope the postal strike doesn't hold up your medals, lads x

>>68695947
they?

dont know what jo cox did other than get shot x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg

did you know doing anything increases your risk of cancer??

>>68695977
(((they)))

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>>68695315
Does your uni have ingrained misogyny, /brit/?

>http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/imperial-college-london-accused-ingrained-misogyny-female-students-sexism-humiliated-a7474166.html

>>68695957

Isn't your coffe break over yet? Those shelves aren't going to stack themselves.

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>>68695997

>>68695869
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjnJLvb5Gp0
>Erika

Searched the archives high and low, reminded me of this post that had me SCREECHING.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/77025015/#77025015

>>68695995

maybe read her wikipedia? mong.

he's mr. icicle

he's mr. 10 below

>>68696043
fuck off!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A

ah yes yorkshire

>>68696049
>mr. 10 below
nonce

Lifestyle change: instead of wanking, winking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fioOO9vLrcU

the city of london

>>68696004
Probably, bullying happens everywhere

>>68696043
shan't

you're a mean one, mr. grinch

you really are a heel

gonna go get my 40 wanks

Imagine a haunted youtube channel

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>Typical Uni student

Haven't wanked in 3 weeks lads. Can't even get hard anymore

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mew

>>68696130
Oh yeah? I haven't wanked in 3 weeks and 1 day

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YAHHH
YAH YAH
YAHH YAHHHHH
YAHHHH

Me I prefer a nice soothing military band but they're not allowed on top of the pops because they're not homosexuals

>>68696130
Haven't done a wank in almost 4 days. Third eye is slowly opening.

can't believe I fell for the GTA V meme not once but TWICE

Want to execute every runt who describes themselves as a "foodie" 2bh

>>68696158
you're a big guy

My life has gotten SIGNIFICANTLY better since I became a Catholic tbqh

>>68696069
ah yes

looking forward to 01-01-2017 when people start posting "haven't wanked in a year lads" and that haha
hmm

> Frequent masturbation in young men is linked to higher risk of early prostate cancer
> High levels of male sex hormones, or androgens (testosterone), proven to increase a man's risk of prostate cancer

Hmm... so wanking will boost my test lvls?

like Molly Nilson's music but I can't stand her as a person

>>68696069

planet of the apes

>>68696197
*canned broscience response #329*

>>68696130

on the ol' nofap. must be around day 8 or 9 finding it very difficult atm ngl

NEED the chicken connoisseur to release a new episode already

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Dr. Pope, I'm Henry VIII

> Frequent masturbation in young men is linked to higher risk of early prostate cancer
> Staying out in the sun too long can lead to cancer

so if I wank more I can get a sick tan? sweet

Cat fell asleep on me lads

lads how many times do you wank a week?

>>68696233
49

getting out of bed and having toast is DIRECTLY linked to cancer

>>68696233
0 at the moment

>>68696233
5-7 lad

>>68696228

bad analogy

had a dream about doing a shit

>>68696233
4 or 5

>>68696258
roaring

>>68696233

usually once a day

>>68696252
>>68696264
>>68696277
porn addicts I presume

>>68696233
5 on average I'd say

>fancy a cuppa
>put bowl of water in the microwave (have a method)
>putin hacks my 'wave
>get cancer

>>68696254
thanks

>>68696258
hooting

>>68696258
hollering

>>68696285
Just lonely desu

>>68696295
>(have a method)
methodposting is, in my opinion, one of the finer gimmicks to come out of daytime /brit/

Really horny and want to have sex

>>68696285
Just helps me sleep really, went 2 weeks without wanking once (basically forgot to do it) just because i was already tired and sleeping easily

>>68696258
screeching

>>68696305
>>68696306
hmm

>>68696252
>>68696264
>>68696277
>>68696286
degenerates

>>68696305
>>68696306
you know what they say

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*Downs a pill*
*Walks into club*

Let's fucking do this lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_pllGTx_58

>>68696332
>>68696331
>>68696345
>>68696328
aahh

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>>68696227
Hello

>>68696332
>>>/soc/

>>68696355
>those type of backgrounds on music songs

99.9% it'll be shite

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what's for lunch lads

>>68696365

all me

>>68696355
Alri Hun boy

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>>68696387

>>68696233

Unironically about 25 times. I am a virgin in my 20s and extremely frustrated

baked beans, sliced bread and crisps were a mistake

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OUTSIDE UNDER THE PURPLE SKY
DIAMONDS IN THE SNOW...SPARKLE
OUR HEARTS WERE SINGING
IT FELT LIKE CHRISTMAS TIIIIIME

wa la, bone apple tea

>>68696416
you sound like a right laugh

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Currently licking the lid of life™

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any comfy lads in?

bored out my teeth

will be seeing the 17yo fwb either tonight or tomorrow

gonna leave her hobbling

>>68696383
The drop is bare scummy lad

>Just been for an interview
>Hiring manager kept yawning all the way through
>Ask at the end if I'd done something or whether or not I was phrasing stuff badly
>He responds ' no, was just at a party last night that's all'

Am I being petty or is that utterly ridiculous from a hiring manager? I wouldn't mind, it's not even a shit job like in a shop or something it's a proper 30k a year job.

>>68696468
Good lad

>>68696460
BWOOOOOOOOOOO

>>68696475
very interesting
*starts writing on clipboard*

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rate the jummie

>>68696475
He was probably at the staff do lad, lighten up
>>68696476

>>68696475
no you're being a twat

no wonder they're not hiring you

>>68696468
tfw no under 18 fwb

>>68696499

Proud cuckold/10

>>68696499
it's just wong

I like my toast brown, drenched in butter, with a little bit of vegemite.

/blog

>>68696475
look pal

I do hiring as part of my job and I can tell you im hungover at every single fucking one of the interviews i do

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Sorry white boy, the baby is black.

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me on the left

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>sister is 18 and moving out
>i'm 24 and still living at home

>>68696522
>pal
Found the Scot

doing what can only be described as a gargantuan poo

>open steam
>look at my library of almost 1,000 games
>close steam
In hindsight, buying a so-called gaming computer for a grand was a mistake, as I went off games about a month after buying it

>>68696516
>implying I have a wife and or gf

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thought of a clever post last night but forgot to write it down

>>68696537
*heems her baby bump*

>>68696540
this post got me weak

>>68696537
prove it

>having siblings

sure sign of a runt

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me on the right

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HW7ke_VtU

*Knights James Blunt*

>>68696546
southern fairy tbhfam

the FOB kind of southerner

>>68696552

> spending thousands of dollars on money grab games from the current year instead of playing the best game of all time, old school runescape

smdh

>>68696592
DEY ESS JAY DUUBLE YOUS

>>68696552
>buy mediocre game pc back then
>all i want to play is arma 2
>requires monster pc
>don't want to spend that much on a pc
fucking annoying desu

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girls are throwing themselves at me left right and centre but the only one I want moved away to new zealand 6 months ago haha

I like the way Varg thinks desu

sees through all these neocons

>>68696626
FONT

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great read

>>68696552
all I play is factorio and hearthstone

>>68696552
I've been playing the same game for the last decade and it was free to download and runs on my shitty laptop

Now that's value

>>68696645
nethack is decent tbf

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>>68696610
did you get any

>>68696626

alri ali larsen

>>68696639
autism

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>Mum offered to trim my hair, I let her, I regret it, now I’m mad at the useless paki, I look ridiculous, I repeatedly told her to leave my fucking fringe alone. Also feels like she’s taken more off the sides than the back, looks like something resembling a mullet.

>>68696666
don't be rude

big L you here

>>68696652

nah, i was always quite noobish tbqhwy

wbu?

merry christmas

>>68696552

haven't played a game since Tiger Woods 2009

honestly don't get how an adult male can consider himself a man when they're "gamers"

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>the tranny is back

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOCqq5YAbmm/

>yanks

>>68696691
>merry
is it fuck

>>68696667
i would've gotten that question right desu

all I play is simulation games

all I play is stimulation games

>>68696700
is that guy wearing actual ski boots

all I play is mind games

>>68696709
autistic or german?

push me
and then just touch me
'til I can get my

>>68696679
been quite addicted as of recent again desu
tfw phats aren't worth shit anymore

>>68696732
dont play german simulation games

'sfaction

getting my daily dose of Saviour's Day by Cliff Richard

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z9u0Tef4ic

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playing a german simulation game

shan't be clicking that

do I rate Aisha? Of course
but do I rate Rosy? No

>>68696797
is this supposed to be a demonstration of black people showing up and getting rid of whitey?

>>68696793

>Screamer

is this 2009?

quite enjoying a bit of wargame atm lads

>>68696825
no, it's a simulation of that

>>68696768
>been quite addicted as of recent again desu

haha yeah runescape can be like 'eroin at times, i was thinking of getting back into it once i get a job but kinda ceebs at the same time because jagex STILL hasn't got any aussie servers so my ping is gonna be terrible.

I would almost certainly become religious if I didn't have to give up wanking

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>when you playing white flight current year edition

only wank 1-2 times a week and don't watch porn

don't really care mate

>>68696850
2bh I thought this too until I met this monk who wasn't a fundamentalist

turns out not everybody takes the bible literally

made a classic runescape account about a year ago for the nostalgia trip, played for a few days, realised it was boring and i was a moron for ever having played it, and quit

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Think I'm on to something lads

>>68696899
>t. noobre who couldn't complete monkey madness

>log into runescape
>like 150 people on my friends list
>none online

now I remember why I don't play anymore

making a post which is in reply to another post but I haven't actually notified the poster I'm responding to as I feel a sense of superiority over them

>>68696922
i had a quest cape back in the day

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Nice

post choons with cute girls dancing
note they must be good choons so no kshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFPnB3kAkE

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>>68696962
>>68696997
I have to go back

>>68697014
do hardcore ironman its fun

ah yes, hardcore ironman, of course
*surreptitiously opens Tip.it*

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>he doesn't have max cape

lmao

>>68697056
>rs3
poof

>>68697056
>unironically playing newscape

rasheed

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>>68697070
>osrs

Wew lad

>>68697056
how many girlfriends do you have mate

australians are all sweaty little bollocks snm

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>>68697085
>tfw 700m
>still can't buy gf

>>68697099
fucking hell, bit tall

>>68697100
hmm this looks like the kind of thing thailad might post...

imagine living in Europeans cities in their prime
would have been mad

>>68697131
hmm

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481514310613.webm

>>68697151
ah yes, America's answer to Planet Earth II
such majestic creatures

>>68697100
thailaaaaaaad

need a (You)
please

>>68697100

will this give me a virus

>>68697151
this does absolutely nothing for my willy

>>68697151
me off to the right

>>68697080
says a lot when a game from 2007 gets more players than a recent game

>>68697151
so it's jsut two girls kissing?

Ahh yes

Microsoft Excel

That old chestnut

new AIU lads, put the link in the op of the next thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlq5hcJxLY

>>68697100
just download clover you fag

>>68697151
i don't get it

can someone explain this webm to me

>>68697151

would be hot if i were 12

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>>68697177
>bunch of cry babies going on about muh mtx

runts the lot of ya

starting a new gimmick soon

>>68697100
>timezone is GMT+7, same as thailand
>north korea's timezone is GMT+9

I'm onto you you fuck

starting a new gimmick soon (have a method)

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me the cat desperately trying to catch the snowball and getting hit in the face with it

>>68697244
detective's got time to spare since pakipoo got got

had the urge to poo more than usual the last two days. i blame these so called digestive biscuits

@the nonce
or just download clover, the optimal browsing choice

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in a bizarre reversal, it looks as if this year I'll be alone on christmas day and socialising on NYE

All out of gimmicks

Lighthouse posting didn't have the legs

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/actually-europe-will-pay-50-billion-to-us-says-brexiter-20161216119126

wtf i love brexit now

Will Australia become a Republic when the Queen dies?

>>68697299
republicans like to think so. but no there's no argument good enough to convince people to vote against the status quo

>still no NYE plans
last time this happened I ended up alone

pay up piggies

Need help lads. Should I buy just cause 3 or blood borne?

>>68697299
foy

>>68697299
yes

escaped from the work.

ive never had nye plans

>>68697374

me neither

>>68697374
bet you're a virgin too

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*does a poo behind your couch*

going t'coop anyone need anything lads

>>68697387
n-na i've shagged tons of birds ahahaha

put my willy right in the vagina

>>68697387
was it the walk?

>>68697374
>>68697384
here's one for you both:

kill yourselves

>>68697337
what does this even mean?

i hate this fucking website.

>completely deaf
>lists music she listens to
what did they mean by this

>>68697390

*shoots you in the ear with my air pistol*

pathetic worm

new
>>68697426
>>68697426

>>68697416
cretin

>>68697420
maybe just watches the videos? or isnt completely deaf? reads the lyrics?

>>68697399
need a method

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>>68697404

oh, haha yeah good one mate...

>>68697401
haha nice mate
*carefully examines your walk*
*chuckles under my breath*

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>>68697431
*uses my cat-like reflexes to dodge it like Neo the in the matrix*

haha easy