/brit/

>>68691785
dont care you poof

Anon changes mood to: feeling blue

good edition

>>68691786
answer me

having a play

>>68691799
YO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

>>68691562
>>68691590
>>68691617

gwan need that willy pic lad (not gay)

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WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE
ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA.

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>>68691774
fabulous edition

here's an anime tummy + boobies for you

>>68691840
horrible
looks like an alien with that skinjob

>>68691840
alri H.R. Giger

>>68691840
where's the foreskin

>>68691881
it's pulled back

>>68691898
mine doesn't do that

>be le me
>watching a pornograph
>the female initiates lactation
>le close tab
>le close browser
>le puke out window

why doesn't the chicken connoisseur want people to know how old he is?

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>>68690479
L'k reprezentin'

>>68691913
it depends how far you pull it back I think

and phimosis too maybe

>>68691841
Did that first fish break the boomerang? Something went flying off after it hit.

>>68691923
What the f*ck, the last two numbers of your post are his actual age.

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the constant product of unfulfilled desires which are *by design intended to be unfulfillable.* There is never a final McNugget. There is only an infinite sequence of McNuggets, to be eaten again and again, until you die.

>>68691927
yeah I think I have a short frenulum
I can get it behind my head though, but not further than that

>>68691948
try stretching it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQowu3k3BKg&index=3&list=PL626C399EB20C94C8

>>68691858
>>68691869
Rude

>>68691941
peng

>>68691960
I have been
think it's gotten a bit better
it doesn't really interfere with sex

What's the worst you would do for one billion Euros?

>>68691921
its a patrician fetish so I understand why an A*ssie wouldn't appreciate it

>>68691986
I know you like milk that comes in bags but this is pushing it

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>>68691774

>>68691982
Suck a million big black cocks

>>68691996
I like it fresh from the source

doesn't it seem weird to you that humans are the only animal that drinks milk from OTHER creatures?

like you're basically sucking on a cows titties.
I've also had breast milk cheese and it was very delicious

i was born in south africa in 1992

my parents moved us here when apartheid ended because they're racist

>>68691996
>"I know you like milk that comes in bags but this is pushing it"
>Implying the stuff that comes out of cows' udders is any more natural for human consumption.

>>68692021
nice

britain

>>68692021
Fucking saffer
Fuck off!!!

>>68692021
Could be worse, you could have grown up in South Africa instead of based Aus

me and the gf

http://real-cuckold-couples.tumblr.com/

go to your city's craiglist casual encounters

so much degeneracy

>>68692021
perth?

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I love old inaccurate dinosaur art

>>68692020
>I've also had breast milk cheese and it was very delicious
sincerely felt like i was about to chunder again

>>68692029
It's a joke you autistic potato

ooooooooooo what a lucky man
he was

>>68692047
>living in a city
haha he's a city boy! y'all we got ourselves a city boy

>>68692067
it has a sort of creamy soft, and slightly rubbery taste, like panna cotta almost

>>68692063
brisbane

American here

Just washed loads of smegma off

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>>68692083

>>68692046
http://real-cuckold-couples.tumblr.com/post/152918901672
>Hot Wife
bit ambitious that

in terms of pure aesthetic (not talking content) in pornography blacked win hands down

>>68692099
my gf is big on lactation fetish mostly because of me having an oedipus complex due to not being breastfed myself

>>68692108
>french people

>>68692071
>>68692067
?

Hope the night terrors stay away lolz

>call a venezuelan 'vuvuzela' in a /brit/ thread
>sharp fucks off

>>68692128
beware the sheep of the night

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>>68692118

lmao lads some lanklet tried to steal the gf

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*blocks your path*
*dungeon master starts rolling dice*

>>68692148

he succeeded, your gf just didn't tell you the REAL story

>>68692143
Shut it, Virgin.

>>68691982
genocide

>>68692163
nah bruv trust

I knew from the start than an aussie flag was going to show up once I clicked on marge.

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>>68692183

>>68692167
wales beware the sheep of the night
northern island beware the ira of the night
scotland beware the british of the night
london beware the muslims of the night
britain beware the london of the night

>>68692177
lol really? i'm 6ft3 and have fucked numerous girls with boyfriends who have been under 6ft.

best hope you haven't been one of em bro :)

>>68692151
foy

No respect for you if you watch anime or can't hold a conversation about schrodingers cat

>>68692196
>t.degenerate

>>68692207
>tfw chadish Jamal but still watch anime

that canadian was right craiglist is full of degenerates
>I have a full bladder looking to pee on a guy or girl - m4mw 45 (blacktown) pic
ah yes

>>68692187
accurate file name

>>68692207
Back before it was on Big Bang, I alrready hated that cat.

The cat is alive OR dead. It is NOT both, that's just smug physics double-speak

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Hows your no-fap December going lads?

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> No respect for you if you watch anime or can't hold a conversation about schrodingers cat

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>>68692183
I need to see some cows w. bells on 'em and Alpine scenery met zeitstempel for proof of no proxy.

No respect for you if you're not white

>>68692243

>watching TV

built like a brick shithouse

>>68692212
:) i bid you adieu Sir!!!

>>68692244
ive masturbated AT LEAST 30 times in this month

>>68692244
I've fapped twice, on the 5th and the 12th

>working out
is there a gayer thing?

can't remember if i wanked last night or not

>>68692244
Failed miserably, more than 5 times in the last two days. on the positive side there's been no more than 12 wanks in the last 3 months including the resent rampage.

I feel well do alright, 4chan has to go if I want this to really work out.

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The north is a terrible place

I wank 3 times a day despite working all week

bit tired

might go do a nanna nap

dreamt that there was big insects walking on my legs while i layed down on my bed and i couldnt move in my dream so i woke up screaming full lungs again

>>68692303
wonder if there's meaning behind that.

>>68692196
kek I love when lanky strings of piss think this shit. Like you don't fucking ANYTHING to me. I'd have your jaw removed before you could put one of your donkey flat feet forward. .

Giving women the vote was the beginning of the end for Western civilisation

'Ello lads

Just got back from the bar

Drank a shit ton of beer but for some reason I couldn't get drunk

Had 2 gyros though, very delicious

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>>68692324
>Giving women the vote was the beginning of the end for Western civilisation

>>68692324
fuck off back to ye own board m8

ah that felt good

The former chair of the Tories' LGBT group has been arrested for being a pedo.

Your thoughts??

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So, what goals did you accomplish in 2016?

early bird catches the worm

>>68692355
got a gf

>>68692356
Why would I want to catch a worm?

I'm also not a bird

>>68692355
that place looks similar to where my gf works (she's a pastry chef, and she has a pet eel)

>>68692355
quite a few iah
moved out
job
fucked a thick girl with giant tits
even had a gf for a bit

>>68692355
cleaned me room
stopped pissing in bottles
drank more water

>>68692374

Oh, cool haha!

Where are you working atm?

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>>68692324

>>68692355
had several hundred wanks
did several hundred poos

>>68692391

Ahh yes, very impressive

well good morning

>>68692355
absolutely nothing

bit cold out

>>68692384
call centre
not a real job but I'm working on that

>>68692355
Still in my same job, still single, still overweight, still alive

So no

pyongyang weather

>>68692355
matured more so to get a lot accomplished in 2017

>>68692419
((((Thai))))lad

>>68692355
Worsened my anxiety and paranoia

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KOREALAAAD

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>>68692442

Need a new anime to watch, any recommendations lads?

>>68692355

Visited 10 countries which was p cool

>>68692449
>tfw no qt korean gf to do juche and destroy american imperialism with

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Imagine being ugly lads

Attractive young male here

>Have 2 shits in the space of 3 hours
>arse feels like it's going to fall out

ah yes

drunk, lads

>>68692454
family guy

>>68692419
when should I be taking a screenshot of the same tripcode you'll use when you are back home uploading the pictures of Democratic People's Republic?

>>68692477
Seen it desu, thanks though.

>>68692454
McDonald adventures

>>68692355
fucking nothing LMAO

finished going through craigslist ads
a lot of ugly willies and lads lying about their penis length

>>68691774
>want beer but don't want to ride bike 2km to bottle shop and back

>>68692482
take screen shot now

lads the russians

>>68692428
It was nice to meet you!
*gets up and walks towards my car*

>>68692496
not unique. feeling betrayed 2bh

>>68692504
*follows you*
could I get a lift mate?

>>68692495

> want beer

fuck off alcoholic

>>68692494

> craigslist

people use that in australia?

What's sex like

>>68692497
hmmmmm

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>>68692524
>fuck off alcoholic
a real alcoholic would have planned ahead

>>68692516
?

want to go outside today but im too tired
and if i dont go outside i will be bored at home
cornelian choice

>>68692524
apparently
can't believe anyone but degenerate middle aged gays actually get sex from it

the russians PLANNED this thing all along

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics

>>68692520
*pretends not to hear you as I get into my car*

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>obsessed with big tits
>only flat girls are interested in me

what the fuck am i supposed to do when i dont have work
its like (((they))) want me to abuse drugs so i dont die of boredom

>>68692559
fb.com
cnn.com
bbc.com
r/cuckold might fit your interests

>>68692355
literally moved out of my home country to come study in one of the best universities in Scotland. in 2015 I was a loser who spent every single day playing dota 2 and occasionaly going to math classes (because i failed last year of maths and had to redo it)

>>68692555

only gay people use craigslist :P

>>68692588
just b yourself m8

>>68692588
>(((they)))
was going to give you advice but now I'm not.
>>68692559
Don't care

Russia>European union Russia>America

>>68692566

that doesn't make any sense

(((68692618)))

>>68692618
(((advice)))
shant be fooled you filthy yid

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>>68692593
don't you have trouble understanding your teachers?

>>68692630
Jews>Muslims
>>68692628
Jews>pedophiles

>>68692592
>>68692618
russian spies

Just finished a watch of the latest episode of Masterchef Professionals

>>68692647
>pedophiles
FOY

>>68692623
>I chase big tittie bimbos
>chestlets chase me

>>68692635
no i pretty much spent most of my teenage years online so my english is pretty good. Got a 7.5 on IELTS

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I, Anon, ask the Republican members of the electoral college to prevent Donald Trump from becoming president.

Thank You

>>68692663
but what about their scottish accents haha

almost drowned in her pussy so i swam to her butt

>>68692660

no one chases you, so it doesn't make any sense

>>68692650
you guys are getting good at uncovering us

>>68692676
surprisingly alright to understand

Unless they're from glasgow then i dont even try to pretend i understand what they're saying

watching limmys show helps too

wearing my penguin christmas jumper to work lads

shit like a shit shithouse

going for a bike ride outside to make time fly and look at people living their lives
hope i get run over x

>>68692716
periscope

>>68692272
hot

Hahaha lads when will this self loathing meme end?

>>68692760
when your self ends

>>68692760
next Wednesday

>>68692768
>>68692774
both of these

every night.

i go to bed earlier and earlier, but every night i dont sleep until 3am. been doing this for months, honestly feels fucked waking up at 2pm even though im turboneet.

business idea: a wearable led badge that you can display things such as the time and date on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4mNOa-0fb0&index=6&list=LLzxP0VUZbvshWAib50tTYnQ

pop music is good, lads

>>68692794
force yourself to wake up earlier

business idea: sell north korea proxies

>>68692821
wageie detected

you dont just "wake up earlier" and stay up as a neet. you go back to bed.

>>68692816
alri tim

>>68692803
counter idea: a watch

>>68692835
update: being a neet doesn't mean you must be a lazy bastard

>>68692867
ummmm
try again sweetie x

>>68692866
I'm in

>>68692863

thanks

If you need an hours worth of 'meh' tier music to have on in the background I recommend this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcIt_AcOPjs

>that one autist who comes into work without a christmas jumper
HOWLING AND SCREECHING

>>68692873
Oh, you think neeting is your ally. But you merely adopted it; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't become a wagie until I was already a man

>>68692962
if mr. noseber gave called you in, would you die?

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>>68692957
>wearing jumpers during christmas time
do you wanna die of a heatstroke?

told my gf I love her, but honestly not sure if I really mean it 2bh

>>68692945
so it you /bankok/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Ve8ExE8YY
/vienna/ says hi

>>68692984
choon

the normies are cracking out the so-called novelty jumpers today

>>68692970
it would be extremely painful. on a serious not I am not a wagie but I am responsible for bills and can choose my hours every week from 0 to 60

>BBC sports pundit and Olympic swimmer is spotted 'visiting notorious north London dogging site four times in a week and disappearing into the bushes'

dirty bastid

wanted a fry up but im a veggie so i just had fried tomatoes and mushrooms with some salt, pepper and chili flakes
was pretty good

>>68693025
Is this from the Express?

>>68692957
there's loads of scrooges at my work, one woman who nobody likes said yesterday she wasn't gonna wear one and everyone tore her to shreds

>>68692972
alri Hans, how's your holiday going?

>>68692957
>that one autist
Most people don't bother with it, literally only 20 people in a site of over 1000 bothered last year, and it's probably going to be less this year lad.

>>68693035
>alri Hans, how's your holiday going?
top kek

nighty night lads time to rejuvenate

>>68693043
shouldn't expect pakis to take part in christmas nor fun really though

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why don't australians celebrate christmas?

>>68693094
mostly white, nice try though.

Genuinely dislike poo peeland posters

>>68693125
Didn't read

>>68693138
not a single word

>>68693138
It pertains to you, you should probably have a quick glance m8.

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68693150
Didn't read past "It"

>>68693098
we have bbqmas

lads i need some sensitive advice

i've been speaking to this girl online for about 4 months and we talk for hours everyday.

her pics were all filtered and eventually she sent me some non filtered ones taken at some good angles but i still thought she was cute

we just web-cammed and i really do like her, she's a sweet girl but i'm not attracted to her at all.

she kept saying she was ugly and was crying on cam to me and i didn't know what to do, i'm a terrible lier but i just kept saying she wasn't ugly and was trying to reassure the poor girl as best i can

how do i play it from here to upset her as least as possible?

being upfront about it seems like the worst idea possible as it will crush her

feel like i need a plan or tell a lie about myself or something so she doesnt feel bad

help me lads

>>68693154
foin well, really like this fimmick.

>>68693181
Run for the hills lad, don't look back.

>>68692957
only in work at 11 today, will get to see lots of qts in tight jeans and christmas jumpers

looking forward to it

>>68693196
no lad, poor girl was crying

i feel terrible about this and for her

>>68693181
>Cam again
>I must leave, my planet needs me.
>throw glitter at webcam and dive on the floor
you're welcome

>>68693181
drop it right there
nothing good can come of it
she will be very sad but its online so its not real and it doesnt matter

>>68693203
ex was like that, just know it doesn't stop. no matter how much validation you give her she will want more.

run for the hills lad.

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>>68693203
Supreme gentleman

>>68693208
>a couple minutes past
>a hand reaches up to turn the cam off

>>68693215
we were planning on meeting though

even living together

>>68693218
i can't run for the hills cos then her self esteem will get even worse

dont want that

this is awful

dont know what to do

>>68693181
I warned you Zac

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>>68693238
give your head a wobble mate, you're as fucked as she is.

>>68693230
You could crawl to the plug socket and unplug it.

If it's a laptop you may just have to wait on the floor for a few hours so leave snacks there.

>>68693238
>even living together
why did you let it progress to that point when you knew you didn't like her?

>>68692593
Holy shit it's Rime

>>68693255
i liked her in her pics but she looked so different on cam mate

this is terrible

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>>68693250

>what's that rustling? are those bacon crisps cunt? don't lie to me!

>>68693275
no mental/psychological attraction?

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(not) THAILAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD

>>68693290
some, she's a sweet girl but not very interesting

i dont want to take it any further.

i need to find a way to let her down as lightly as possible. i just don't know how

>>68693238
why the fuck was you making life plans together when you hadnt fucking seen her face? could have been any old 40 year old russian out for wank footage to blackmail you with
shes clearly lonely and has shit self esteem, youre really a bit of a bastard for setting her up like this and making her think anyone will ever love her
take a good look at yourself
for shame

>>68693279
fair point, perhaps a few pots of nice quiet yogurt

I had a thought:
The snoopers thing only makes ISPs store the main site you visited, not the actual pages. Doesn't that mean you could just foil it by using a web-proxy?

(since the URL in your browser would be, say, "www.exampleproxy.com/boards.4chan.org/r9k/" but it'd be recorded just as "www.exampleproxy.com")

>>68693310
>for shame

off thyself

what is foy?

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I can easily beat the shit out of any brit or bogan in this thread

>christmas "jumpers"
lel
Yer welcome.

>>68693324
FOWK

>>68693308
can we see some pictures or is that a negative

>>68693324
Fuck off yank (American)

>>68693308
pics or larper

>>68693335
>is that a negative
>flag is a positive

smashed off 9 weetabix and 3 bananas for breakfast

>>68693324
fountain of youth

>>68693357
alri big'un

>>68693357
enjoy excreting muk from pokemon tomorrow

>>68693335
>>68693344
give me real advice first

>>68693371
nah mate full of fiber

>>68693308
just stop talking to her. Block her. That's the only way. Any word makes it worse. And next time stay away from attemtion whores.

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The GF as it were

>>68693382
yes hence your looming slimy messy shit disaster

>>68693377
need to understand the situation better. how far away from you is she?

>>68693342
thanks it always bothered me whwn i saw your thread in catalog

>>68693385
i couldnt do that lad

would feel too bad about it

>>68693386
A girl is finally fat

>>68693382
did you wash it all down with an Innocent smoothie?

>>68693408
nah 2 cans of coke

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How disappointed do you think her parents are?

>>68693400
quite far but i'm going on holiday there with a friend in a month and we've been planning to meet

>>68693405
well theres no other solution so either do it or stop asking for help
unless you want me to dress up as woss his name from hitman and pretend to kill you on cam

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reckon the oneitis is happily married with a few kids by now. good for her

got a laptop lads

do you?

>>68693421
give it to her straight, like a pear cider made from 100% pears

>>68693421
if you aren't only thinking with your dick and you really don't like her because she isn't an interesting person then tell her that distance is a problem and you would rather remain friends. now show picture

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>>68693333
>american television starts a new christmas tradition in his country

unpopular opinion: this/these yank/s aren't actually autistic but are instead drunken alcoholics and consistently drunkpost

>>68693413
ah yes, the so-called obesity crisis
or as I've taken to calling it, Faetshit

>>68693444
using one right now infact

any questions?

>>68693470
haha only joking i had a swig of milk and some water, i did eat loads of weetabix though i've got a run later

>>68693478
fuckin nice

mines black :) yours?

>>68693444
yep

the screen's held on by electrical tape

THATS IT! next poo peelander in this thread gets fucking HEEMED.

(after my 1min cd xx)

>>68693467
>at the same time of year as when people wear jumpers, people decorate everything with christmassy things
>and yet a christmas jumper is somehow an american tv invention

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>>68693463
>distance is a problem and you would rather remain friends.

this is sound apart from i'm going to her city in a month and we could hook up if i wanted to but i dont. and she'll want to

>>68693490
silver :p
*doesnt reply to your next post*

>>68693405
you will feel worse if you do anything else
Trust me I've been there. She's like a vampire. She wants your validation to feed her ego. You feel bad, but once you block her she will forget you instantly and move onto next prey.

She has no self-esteem. She just has a very big ego.

>>68693490
me too what a coincidence what are the chances

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>>68693528
*shakes you*

>>68693530
kek

>>68693524
is that her? nonce, if so

>>68693524
aight mate don't be a fucking faggot meet the lady and see what happens from there. there won't be a gun on your head if you decline

>>68693524
seems shes got that fetal alcohol syndrome

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>>68693558
she's 22

>>68693563
she looks nothing like that in reality, (see pic)

i want to friendzone her somehow

>>68693524
oh shes a nippy slitty slopey gook wog? shant be offering any more of my very sound advice
feel free to pollute the world with your twisted half breed sproglings, dont let me stop you contributing to the downfall of western civilisation

>>68693585
>I love you as a friend

Post responses

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>>68693524
hope you've just copied all this from /r9k/

>>68693585
she looks like a fucking toddler

note to five eyes: were just a joke lol im not racist infact some of my breast friends are errrr *sweats a bit* well i like people of all races and creeds and that
retweets =/= endorsements
parody account

wow we could die ANY minute so live your life like its your LAST

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>>68693600
LLF

i fucking wish

not this time though

i've had a 'mare

>>68693585
Still annoyed this runt is not even from Staffs desu

>>68693600
>tim webm

I never knew how much I wanted this

>>68693632
yeah it's cheering me up desu

giggling

>>68693585
idk mate I'll stop advising now but maybe there will be pheromone attraction. Still baffles me how can one talk to a person on the phone and on cam and not find this person interesting. I'd meet but do what you gotta do.

>falling for the vaginal jew
>worse so, falling for the "wahh im so le depresst" meme

spotted the runt

ooh im having a mare, this builders tea is pants

>>68693630
is she the nip who showed you her nips?

>>68693651
i just didn't want to suddenly stop talking to her because she liked me so much

i hate rejecting girls man, they're so sensitive

>>68693660
different one

'avin' a right mare, lads
just put shampoo on an' I got nought left on't water card

>>68693665
seems like you're the sensitive one here.

>>68693520
Do/have/give yourself a read on it.
We got you good.

>>68693671
yeah i am mate, but then so are girls.

>>68693679
please be in Pyongyang

how do I filter people who use reddit spacing?

>>68693687

dno

can anyone else not post on /adv/

>>68693687
what is reddit spacing?

>>68693630
>>68693585
why are you so obsessed with this vapid gook
I've seen you post her pics before

>>68693665
well if you really really don't feel like it could go anywhere then be upfront, if not you know how I feel, she looks qt I guess

>>68693687
it's much easier to read deekward

>>68693665
you need to act like an arsehole and get her to dislike you to the point where she wouldn't care if you stopped talking to her and would think she dodged a bullet

going to work now bye x

>>68693716
have a nice day

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lads halp

girl talk love no love back

im cry

>>68693716
laightar

>>68693698
Reddig spacing

Is when people

On reddit write like

This

>>68693728
REEEE OUT OUT OUT

>>68693699
i'm not obsessed with her

i want outtie

>>68693703
yeah im gunna try be up front but saying something like this

"We're going too fast, we should be friends and see if we like each other before we make plans to be anything more."

>>68693708
dont think that would works as she knows me too well by now and would see thru ur plan

>>68693728
>>68693731
arr rook da same

>>68693733
>i want outtie
you're in luck, outties are more common on babies

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