>your cunt >are yoga pants sinful degeneracy Australia No

>>68691481
Any women wearing them should be get punched by his man desu

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Why don't Americans celebrate yoga pants? Are they bad for sharting?

http://www.theage.com.au/comment/yoga-pants-are-an-assault-on-manners-20161215-gtcdlo.html

>>68691481
>Mexico
>no

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>masturbators

Once you're high school age it's fine.

>>68691532
>masturbating
enjoy eternal damnation

>>68691546
Why tho

>>68691555
The irony here is that only smart animals actually masturbate, like dolphins and monkeys. Masturbation is healthy.

>>68691591
Sure, what's a "cutter"?

>>68691624
Someone who self-harms by cutting would be my guess

>>68691642
Then flagellants go to hell too? That doesn't make a lot of sense.

>>68691591
>tfw too intelligent to go to heaven

>>68691655

Not supposed to in the grand scheme of things, it's basically an irl shitpost

>Let me tell YOU why YOU are an asshole...

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>>68691532

>>68691763
It makes me less stressed though

>>68691481
No, but they are trashy and slutty and no girl with any self respect would be caught wearing them. Which is why so many girls today do wear them.

>>68691812
for a few hours only

>>68691481
FEDORA TIP WARNING

""""""Yoga"""""" """"""Pants"""""" are not sinful nor are they degenerate, but what they are is incredibly dumb. This is coming from somebody who has been practicing yoga for nearly a decade now. Yoga pants are an American fashion trend that lets women look "sporty" and "spiritual" at the same time, while they actually accomplish neither of those things in any meaningful way. All yoga pants really do is make a woman's ass look nice, it's the shape of her ass without any of the lines and/or cellulite to detract from the shape.

It's what America typically does: take something foreign and unique and capitalize off of it. A true female yogi would recognize that. She would be enlightened to recognize what yoga pants really are. She would prefer to wear something like pic related, for it is both functional and comfortable to wear while doing yoga without looking like a prostitute or a do nothing bitch.

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>>68692327
forgot my picture

>>68692327
Yoga pants were popularized by Canada though (Lululemon)

>>68692327
>All yoga pants really do is make a woman's ass look nice
You've done it anon, you've cracked the code. We must alert the people

>>68692351
I know it's obvious, and I know what I wrote was superfluous, but I had to let it out, my friend. It hurts me daily to see the activity I fell in love with as a young teenager be commercialized by big corporations and made successful by ignorance.

>>68692327
>I'm a girl btw :))

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>FEDORA TIP WARNING
>
>""""""Yoga"""""" """"""Pants"""""" are not sinful nor are they degenerate, but what they are is incredibly dumb. This is coming from somebody who has been practicing yoga for nearly a decade now. Yoga pants are an American fashion trend that lets women look "sporty" and "spiritual" at the same time, while they actually accomplish neither of those things in any meaningful way. All yoga pants really do is make a woman's ass look nice, it's the shape of her ass without any of the lines and/or cellulite to detract from the shape.
>
>It's what America typically does: take something foreign and unique and capitalize off of it. A true female yogi would recognize that. She would be enlightened to recognize what yoga pants really are. She would prefer to wear something like pic related, for it is both functional and comfortable to wear while doing yoga without looking like a prostitute or a do nothing bitch.

>>68692327
Please don't tell anyone else this.

>>68691668
kek