/brit/

Foy

were all in here lads

Anyone else find it hard to get drunk off beer?

1AM and still not drunk

cara

this town

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>For the exhibition at Marabouparken, Collins will present his acclaimed three-part video installation the world won’t listen. Filmed in Colombia, Turkey and Indonesia, the trilogy features fans of the influential indie-rock band The Smiths performing karaoke versions of tracks from their 1987 compilation album of the same name. Collins first began work on the world won’t listen in 2004 in Bogotá, where he re-recorded the album note for note with local musicians and created a fully functioning karaoke machine. The second part took place in Istanbul in 2005 and was included in the 9th International Istanbul Biennial. The final part was filmed in 2007 in Jakarta and Bandung, the hotbeds of a flowering Indonesian rock-scene. Out of hundreds of takes from each country, Collins re-assembled the world won’t listen in its original running order, thus creating a collection of ‘video-albums.’ A tender, humorous, and occasionally heartbreaking portrait of humanity, the work is a study on the mediation and strength of popular culture’s global reach. the world won’t listen is in many ways representative of both the rigour and sensitivity that characterise Collins’ artistic method, offering a poignant look at one’s desires and struggle for individual expression or, as the artist has said, at ‘the sweet agony of self-fulfilment and self- limitation.’

I saw the Indonesian one of this at the local art gallery, and it was fantastic. Watched the whole thing. Frustratingly, I can't find it anywhere online, only the Turkish version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YpmtycsCw

xth for gram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7yoXjUMG-4

lads

>Sydney Region / Sydney - Greater West
shan't consider applying for this

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>>68690243
>tfw mixing fruity beers with voddy

TELLLLL ALLL OFFFf
MMMMYYY FRIENDSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55Xq0trc94

Reckon I am the Duke of Wellington reborn desu.

He was my ancestor tbf.

umm we're in here sweetie xx

>>68690212
>>68690212
>>68690212

which trade should i learn

tired of packaging the dildos you order

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBdav5qFag

choon

>>68690243
You get a buzz but not smashed until somewhere in double figures

>>68690243
me
I can't get drunk off beer at all
I'll start feeling bloated and sick before I feel more than tipsy

if its strong beer or malt liquor its a bit better, but wine gets me faster, and some spirits more than others

>>68690288
Wtf is that

>>68690294
He got lucky when the Prussians showed up at the 11th hour

He would've been fucked without that

Did you ever hear the tale of how St. Arthur would return in Britain's greatest hour of need??

Well guess what the Duke of WWellingtons first name is?

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0JWdsm5jJg

>>68690320
Dunno why but I get drunker faster when I drink out then at home

>>68690313
electricians make solid money and the working conditions are fairly comfy.

desu if you're doing a trade either do something in high demand or something you have an innate ability/interest in.

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>>68689935
Feeder
Editors
Futureheads

(Snow Patrol?)

>>68690340
Probably drink faster

>>68690332
nah, he was using majority Irish troops so he was victorious

>>68690341
thanks m8, was actually considering just that

wrong thread lads

>>68690345
Love Editors

>>68690350
Nope, I take my time cuz pints are pretty expensive so I try to make em last

>>68690330
that's a phasmid my dear boy

>>68690352
>Irish fighting for the crown

wew

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How the fuck does something like Tokyo even function, just look at this shit.

>>68690341
would back electrician, it's pretty chill, pretty safe and pays well with limited physical wear on your body

also carpenter (ideally cabinetmaker desu) is good

>>68690368
Could be cause you're enjoying yourself rather than just trying to cure boredom

>>68690376
it just werks

>>68690376
imagine being 1,000mm tall and just stomping over all that like godzilla

>>68690376
japanese ethnostate

>>68690376
That's a big city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddILLpBExxA
ah yes

>>68690376
Where are the parks? How can people live without access to some greenery?

>>68690405
4 japanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>68690405
for yu

>>68690396
>1,000mm
so 3'3? that's not very tall haha

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How the fuck does something like Townsville even function, just look at this shit.

>>68690384
>also carpenter
carpenter is hard to make a solid living with
my cousin is in carpentry and is thinking of doing something else.
you definitely don't make as much as an electrician or plummer or a specific machine technician.

>>68690412
are you blind? I can see dozen of green spaces

>>68690412
are you blind mate?

*stands in the middle of the thread in a virgin pose*

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>>68690428
Kek

>>68690429
prefer brisbane me

>>68690340
drink faster when out

>>68690376
Tokyo is satisfyingly autistic in how it's run
there are numerous wards and limitations on who is allowed to move in/where so everything is organized.

>>68690445
Is this a hoax?

>>68690450
true, everyone does

>>68690445
me on the right

>>68690445
>black man: male
written by mr. noseberg

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>>68690445
hmm
yes

>>68690294
I have a famous ancestor as well.
Patrick Sarsfield, not as famous mind

>>68690445
ah yes
high quality as always

desu I subscribe to both Nat Geo and Scientific American and BOTH have seen a major decline in recent years.

Nat Geo less so

Reminder about m a daschund could kill a grey wolf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSlNsbpIHPk
Give this a go. Start with the B side though, Havoc (starts at 21m29s) is the strongest introductory track to the album.

>>68690483
TIME's descent into pure trash was the most disappointing to me.

>>68690479
goof laf

an honourable individual, be proud

Captcha: Victoria area ;_;7

>>68690489
Don't worry mate, I'll DEFINITELY listen to all of this.

Hows it foing?

>>68690498
Are there any good magazines left?

>>68690376
wtf, i hate tokyo now!

>>68690512
Not like you got anything else to do with your sad life. Listen to it cunt.

>>68690500
Aye, few monies to show for it on account of a few idiots a few years back.
Most is with the branch who changed their name to bingham

i keep getting finland in my captcha

>>68690519
The economist

>>68690519

I enjoy Smithsonian

>>68690530
Shannot

WAGGGGWANNNNN

a bit drunnk lol

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>>68690498
I've been getting Nat Geo since the 90s and have a collection stretching back to the 70s
it is disappointing but at least they still have worthwhile articles and great pictures/popouts in every magazine amidst the wank

seriously considering canceling my sci-american though, its become utter drivel

>>68690544
Don't make me come over there

Based Piers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1oz84qnHIg

>>68690541
They are literal shills but have some shreds of quality
Same with new Statesman , Spectator is a bit better

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>he's here

Eden, New South Wales

>>68690546
Stop saying words

>>68690564
had a mate telling me they are too far right for him

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haven't got a gf

Christchurch, Canterbury, South Island

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>>68690546
hiya 190kg

how ya doing tonite? x

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>>68690577
Hmm.. pic related

>>68690546
post face

>>68690580
>>68690596
feeling peak as f

>>68690546
you should go for a drive m8

>>68690583
You must have a very leftie friend
economically maybe they are right wing or centre right, but socially...
Its neocons :the magazine

never understood drinking until 6am. just ruins the next day

why not start earlier and end at like 3-4am?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/oldham-tops-list-of-most-deprived-towns-in-britain-a6940696.html

ah yes

>>68690600
doxxable info xd

>>68690608
nah lad cant drive

(doxxable info)

>>68690614
He's a massive leftist. Put up a status about how embarrassed he is for anyone that voted trump. Tbf he might've meant economically though, I didnt pry

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*teleports in front of you*
Nothing personal, kid.

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>>68690519
Economist is alright
many specific interest mags are good, I'll buy certain issues for things occasionally, like recently I got a few issues of Surfer magazine online.

New Yorker is high quality even when it is being shit


I also subscribe to Stratfor which is top notch

>>68690625
>doxxable info xd
it really isn't

nobody's going to doxx you

I eat burgers with a knife and fork.

I eat bananas with a (fruit) knife and fork too.

I was brought up to eat tidily like a civilised human being and not bite off chunks of food like an animal.

>>68690641
>post Friedman Stratfor

Top lol

>>68690641
The New Yorker is liberal elitism: the magazine

>>68690633
I have one or two like that.
He should grow up eventually, i try to keep politics and personal life seperate

>>68690648
pizza?

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>I was brought up to eat tidily like a civilised human being and not bite off chunks of food like an animal.

nah

fuck off

>>68690641
New Yorker is absolute putrid fried shit

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>tfw no gf

>>68690677
Knife and fork as well.

>>68690663
its still good
its not like I can't think for myself anyways
I don't subscribe but I do read online

>le doxxable info
>xDdddd
>le I'm so edgy
>:oooOo

right lads, Anything else but the deletion of defect genes that is profitable

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>tfw no gf

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>I eat burgers with a knife and fork.
>I eat bananas with a (fruit) knife and fork too.
>I was brought up to eat tidily like a civilised human being and not bite off chunks of food like an animal.

>>68690719
did that make sense in your head patrick?

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need a kazakh gf

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Yeah go drive 190

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>>68690659
Magazines are a dying media just like newspapers so it can't be helped

I miss quality print media

>>68690586
i know that feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB_2CUj3y6Y

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>tfw on gf

>>68690734
Why on earth

Finally understanding the yank cancer.
#notallyanks, but too many.

>>68690733
Me tooooo

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>tfw virgin

>>68690746
Too afraid of planes and don't know any other way to get to New Zealand so I can deck you

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>tfw gf

>>68690747
>He thinks /brit/ actually hates yanks.

Its a meme you dip. We're loved here.

>>68690747
>falling for the Anti-American gimmick
kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI

>>68690775
iktf

>>68690777
>>68690790
FOY

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What happens to old memes like these? Do they go away forever, being forgotten in time? Or do they make a comeback in some sort of post-ironic-ironic revival?

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>>68690793
JONG UN!

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going to climb this big radio tower thing

i dunno what it actually is, but it's got a fence with spikes around it and lots of 'warning you will die from electrocution if you climb this' signs. my desire to climb it outweighs my fear of death though desu.

see you lads in a bizzle.

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>>68690777

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>>68690802

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>tfw never had sex

Any tips on how to find success as a Contemporary Artist?

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>afraid of planes

>>68690732
meant the deaths of defects like you

How can I become a FTSE 100 CEO lads? Serious question

>going to climb this big radio tower thing

can you lads stop pretending I care?

>>68690815
Go to a DIY and show off your work

>>68690816
planes are scary during takeoff and landing

the actual flying part is lovely though

>>68690804
I enjoyed your Emirates video

>>68690804
wotch it smiffy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjgeUiNwtEU

>>68690816
where you live cunt you can get decked too

>>68690795
<3

>>68690821
it still doesn't make any sense potato. it's not even a sentence.

>>68690840
Haha

>>68690825
Go to one of the top business unis in the world and graduate at the top of your class so you can get hired by a firm listed on that index
Work 20 hour days for 30 years
Play the corporate politics game

>>68690838
>planes are scary during takeoff and landing
Literally the best parts, the flying bit is boring af

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>>68690793
>>68690810
>a north korean qt will never defect to britain and be my gf
;-;

What does being loved feel like

>>68690845
will batter u like an haddock

I enjoy looking at girl's bumholes, but there's something inherently disgusting about the thought of fucking them

>>68690889
never seen a haddock batter anything

absolutely despise americans lads

pray every night that yellowstone erupts and kills them all

>>68690891
nah lad it's great

>>68690888
bags of sand

>>68690891
yeah this 2bh, watching any bumhole, especially mens get licked is fun

>>68690901
not one letter of this post was read

>>68690891
don't think i'd mind it myself
are you sure you aren't perhaps of the homosexual variety?

>>68690914
Serious replies only thank you

>>68690926
This. Rimming is patrician-tier porn. Pornstars are so hopped up on drugs with their broken dicks that they can barely feel anything. Once a girl starts licking his arse and you hear his squealing and moaning you know how pleasurable it must be

>>68690941
he's right you know.

>>68690930
>not being able to read

i knew american public education was bad but not that bad

>>68690888
It feels good haha

>>68690934
fucking hell thats gorgeous

>>68690954
Serious replies only thank you

>>68690888
cornetto

>>68690965
he's right you know.

Lads
Haha

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/2641675.stm

>>68690970
Serious replies only thank you

>>68690981
he's right you know.

>>68690961
if the law catch me in the act

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>>68690934

>thinks fucking bumholes is gross
>accuses me of being gay

>>68690976
>>68690998
wtf

wrong link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4fsLeCjB4s

>>68690987
>a yank who happens to be completely illiterate
haha what a shocker of a post

ah yes, Africa

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481842052378.webm

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*Record scratch*

You may be wondering how I got here.. So I'll tell you the whole story. Right from the beginning.

>>68690985
source?

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Damn it feels good to be a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSHY1_ux8rs

>>68690998
you're going to get doxxed lad. id do it but cant be arsed

>>68691023
The beach

>>68691023
google.com/search

>>68691036
ty

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>>68691013
hm, where have i heard that sound before...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCXwl7XBiQ

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>>68690998
>>68691008

The Democratic People's Republic of the United Kingdom

>>68691011

>are you sure you aren't perhaps of the homosexual variety?

What other way is there to take it you fucking idiot?

>>68691056
nonce

How many hours of music do you listen to per week?

Going to need everyone to be civil for the remainder of this thread.

california is a shit US state

>he deleted his post because I said he'd get doxxed

*insert laughing reaction*

>>68691078
oh shit
tons
I listen to music every day for hours on end

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>>68691083

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http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481668244457.webm


we're gonna make it, lads

>>68691078
Probably like 5-8 serious listening
But background choons are fairly constant

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soon to be gf just sent me this

>>68691087
h-ha-haha

>>68691078
unironically about 50 tbqh.

>>68691100
hope this isn't some drumpdrone nonsense

>>68691065
yes, if you would prefer to stimulate yourself through other ways than intercourse with women then you'd probably prefer intercourse with men
or unless in your backwards mind you think the act itself is gay in some way, in either case i would refer you to a psychologist or grindr, whichever suits you

fucking braindead bent yanks i swear

>>68691073
not a deltron fan?

I'm 21 and absolutely hate the taste of wine and only find champagne somewhat tolerable

Is this normal? Feel like a bit of a pleb desu

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>>68691125

>I'm gonna cockbash your sloppy throathole old style, peasant
What's your favourite sexually aggressive phrase?

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>>68691100

>>68691135
I'm 28 and I don't like wine either

Find a liquor you like so you don't have to pleb out and ask for beer if you're in a formal setting

>>68691146
>I-i'm gonna cum

>>68691135
you probably haven't had good wine

>>68691135
Just drink more of it.
Like all tastes you'll acquire it eventually.

>>68691135
i'm the opposite, champagne disgusts me but i like some good wine every so often

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>tfw you realize you are semi-autistic but at the same time realize you have progressed to be able to view this in your self

feels good lads

2017 is gonna be my year

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>>68691135
its called being a barbarian fuckwit
I'm afraid its incurable

Your first child is a girl. Congratulations. What will you name her, and why?

>>68691142
mate same for me but with all alcohol, beer especially.

I'm 19 and still haven't found an alcohol I genuinely like

>>68691196
>name
>implying i won't be dropping it in the closest lake

>>68691197
>I'm 19

fuck off underage

>>68691196
always loved the name Alice, just cuz

i can snap a pencil between my arsecheeks

>>68691196
That's the mother's problem, not mine.
*goes away*

>>68691196
Something with three syllables with a good single syllable nickname

>>68691196
Sonja after the girl in Mortal Kombat
or Cassie after the girl in Street Fighter

>>68691227
Isabelle

Who else has two middle names

>>68691254
fuck off posh cunt

>>68691254
sorry, not a fucking redneck wog Mr Harun Al-Rasheed

>>68691254
get fucked

>>68691254
First names of both grand-fathers. Both assholes, never seen one of them.

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481865698521.webm

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me with the sign

>>68691254
me
middle names are stupid

>>68691283
>implying I didn't always like the Empire better and got pissed at the ass pull in Jedi

wish i was happy

I get drunk every weekend, does that make me an alcoholic?

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>>68691283
But Empire is cute!

just applied for a 22k job as a finance assistant

my fall from the top continues on track x

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>>68691283
is that Varg?

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Remember These

>>68691330
David Cameron?

>>68691196
Anna probs

Just a nice ageless name

>>68691344
friends with one of the girls on that

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Good morning Aussies and aussie-kiwis

>>68691352
Nice. Wish I had friends.

>>68691354
delete this post please

>>68691363
why is the kiwi flag a darker blue than oz?

>>68691360
we're barely friends

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Literally never got an answer to this

>>68691333
obviously not

twit

>>68691372
You just said she was a good friend

He grabbed me by the ears and fucked my mouse, once he had finished he slapped me across the face. I just lay down and wait for him to leave.

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>>68691389
stop replying

>>68691376
we ran out of head things because racists kept pulling them off

>>68691376
seems like a reasonable question

>>68691404
Is the mouse ok?

>>68691390
I said she's a friend
don't think we even hug when we greet though

Doing a watch of Cody'sLab again lads

>>68691370
I don't think it's supposed to be in reality, don't know why it is here

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always enjoyed this one

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last one i promise xox-ox

i dont see colour

Absolutely NEED a Chinese gf who's caked in make up.

>>68691452
know who she is
she's cool tbqh

>>68691476
need a STRONG chinese gf

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i don't see colour

>>68691478
yeh, she looks like a right laugh

>>68691482
NEED this posting.

*holds up a mini whiteboard with some words on it*
*puts on an obnoxiously conceited expression*

haha yeah that'll make me look intelligent

Need a formidable New Zealander gf

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need a strong Russian fem-husband

>>68691514
need to lick her muscles while she tightens her grip on my bollocks

>>68691514
literally roided to the gills

>>68691538
Are roids contagious??

>>68691478
she seems like an insufferable melbournian/sydneysider SJW daughter of FOBs that thinks she's australian while also eviscerating everything about the australian identity and vilifying white australia

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>>68691514
>woorin mekup tet jim

Took a pic of my 8 inch willy

cant get that song thats on every youtube vid out my head

Need to get my parents and sister something for Christmas, don't know what.

>>68691514
this philosophy speaks to me, might be a crypto slav

>>68691562
going to have to ask you to post it
(not gay)

>>68691562
Post it

>>68691562
post it please
(gay)

>>68691549
only if you eat her cum from her meaty 8 inch clit
>>68691572
I don't smile normally either, if feels weird

>tfw mate is getting shit from.his missrs for chatting to a girl when nothing.is going on between them
>tfw im actually flirting.with said girl and my misses has no idea.
Do I save my mate and risk my shit or let him take the fall?

>>68691582
>>68691590
just a BIT gay

>>68691567
buy your sister a little mix CD, and your mum some wine and a box of roses

>>68691582
>>68691588
>>68691590
Next thread x

>>68691564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulay2FvUEd8
this one yeah?

Married Couple (40s) Looking For Chubby 20-something Boy to Sex-Bully

Thoughts?

>>68691567
forgot to say get your dad socks and a jumper

>>68691621
this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA

>>68691623
grim

Sister's having a tantrum because i only offered her 1 cheese melt when the mum and I were having two each.

There were only 5 slices of cheese left and i was the person who took the initiative to make it, so obviously I'm going to have 2 pieces.

The mum had just taken me for a driving lesson and she said she wanted two, so obviously she's getting two pieces.

Then the sister walks into the kitchen and I kindly offer to make her a grilled cheese with the final slice of cheese but she said no, "I would have liked two grilled cheeses though...", in a rude manner. So I didn't make her any.

Fast forward 5 minutes later, she's whinging and says "I guess I'll just starve and not have dinner then..."

Will definitely NOT be offering to make her a grilled cheese ever again.

>>68690565
me in the foreground

hope ill go to heaven after i die

cheeky new edition


>>68691672
>>68691672
>>68691672
>>68691672

straining on the toilet here lads not good

hmmm

hmmm

Tips on not falling into a deep sleep? want to wake up after a couple of hours.

not kool (with a k)

hmmm

>>68691675
god hates the french

that's why he let britain subjugate you for pver a hundred years

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S-Sorry Janister

>>68691734
set an alarm

>>68691734
you're going to flunk anyways

concerned

>>68691739
but i love God

Hmmm... this thread bores me.

>>68691733
You! Dust my cabinets!

>>68691683
You! Fetch me some wine!

>>68691671
And you... Pick my cotton.

>>68691751
literally no country on earth likes france

>>68691744
shall do this

>>68691747
i know

define:blokesplanations

NEED someone to make a nu thread

friend of mine from high school raped by guy she met on craigs list. she let me and another friend watch over skype and didn't tell him the camera was on. they spent half an hour talking and getting high together. her interest in him started to wane when he tried to flirt with her, and we both knew she probably rethinking to sleep with him. guy goes berserk after she pushed him away when he tried to kiss her. slapped her and start stripping her clothes off. she started yelling and he grabbed her and started choking her. shit was scary as fuck and both of us were too scared to do anything. guy eventually started raping her and I just started jacking off. don't know what friend was doing, but he stopped typing so I assume he did also. lasted less than 10 minutes and he nutted inside of her. guy left, our friend started crying. after a few minutes I guess she realize the camera was on and shut it off. she ignored us for a week before sending a message saying we were assholes for not calling the police and made threats to "tell on us" and convince the police that we set her up. we talked her down and haven't talked about it again since then.

only good one was the last and that was because of the great camera angle. the vids sucked because it was some jackass holding the camera, jerking off at the same time. constant moving and idiots yelling directly into the microphone.

>>68691760
its jealousy
i understand, we're so great and superior... its normal if a bunch of nonce countries "hates" us...

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>>68691774
>>68691774
>>68691774
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>>68691777
literally NO country likes france

not a single one

MATE is your sister back to selling her services? i want to exchange 1 virginity

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WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE
ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA

>>68691660
can I have sex with your sister please