/brit/

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hmm

boop

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Mistress Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

Any hate crime recommendations?

I've become celibate lads
No more wanking for me

In the future there's going to be phones that have 5000000 megapixel cameras, you literally won't be able to do anything without it going up on youtube at higher definition than real life.

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who here /gilmore girls/

human rubbish reporting in

anal sex becomes less and less attractive to me because honestly it's pretty gross, but for some reason girls wanting to get wee'd on turns me on despite no real inclination to weeing on a girl

>>68689109

what are you interested in la?

>>68689150
boop-oop-a-doop

looking to trade:
>looks ~8/10
>above avg willy of 6.5x5.5in
>slim body
>gf

in return I'd like
>having a stable income or a mummy that'll look after me

>>68689175
Always preferred the saucy older one
Me sister and I would watch it together

>>68689153
unfortunate angle

i love her so much though i want her to shit down my mouth

>>68689171
hate normies

>>68689171
anti-virgin crime: off yourself

>>68689109
sex trade

PENG! haha

Morning lads. You alright?

>>68689153
>anime

could mount a car stereo on that yokes forehead

>that cute girl you like has let a guy cum on her face, stick things in her arsehole, fuck her from behind, and toss her around like a slag
.

>>68689179

c'mon george, i know youre a good guy deep down

>>68689171
Kill some fags

>>68689180
still like my anal
wee + in bum = perfect

>>68689208
no
I want to die

>>68689179
same haha

going to wait out by the bins in the hope that the rubbish men will collect me

>>68689208
not even gone to sleep hahaha
This is going to be a shit day

human petri dish reporting in

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officially announcing that my new official gimmick is tessaposting. emilyposting is dead.

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real trades hours

>>68689210
your mum too lol

not a lot of things worse than /brit/ when all the british people have fallen asleep

>>68689225
But it's Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

>>68689210
Would be worried if she didn't

>>68689171
kys or take out some muzzies

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Friday night sadposting time wahheyy

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Really gets the ol noggin whirring

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>>68689135
pretty cringey desu

applying for call centres haha

68689228
you don't deserve any attention to be paid to you

>>68689221
that's pretty heated dude

@68689253
don't not reply to me

>tfw so shit not even the dustmen will collect you

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>just accidentally replied to a yank
fucking hell

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rate the gf

STOP being self-pitying
START saying HOPEFUL things

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>>68689241
hoope ya all good man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?

WHAT'RE YA SELLIN'?

friendly reminder that australia is literally a massive prison
>>68689270
still too short

Which Fallout game is best lads

I HOPE I get ran over by a semi

>>68689274
i dont want to fucking die

>>68689269
i'm so so sorry x

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>>68689286

>>68689276
Though this was the rainbow warrior at first

>>68689274
fuck off you gay twat

would choke you to death if you were in my presence x

>>68689263
>>68689253
>>68689253
>>68689263
>>68689228
>>68689228


here are the (You)'s you guys forgot to give each other

>>68689265
>dustmen

foy

haven't had a crush on a girl for over a year
just want something to aspire to

>>68689295
anyone who says 2 or 1 is an absolute fucking fedora. the 3d ones are obviously leagues better. some fucking leaf is probably going to say 2

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>get a (you)
>it's from an australian

ah yes, shannot be reading this, good day sir!>>68689314
thank you

>>68689313
Would armbar you the moment I felt your hand on my supple throat

Watching boku dake ga inai machi now lads, it's really good

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

>>68689295
They're all a bit shit desu, NV I guess if you can get over how shit it looks.

Every (You) I'll take a shot of vodka

>>68689329
That anime really pissed me off, I though it'd be like steins;gate but it wasn't.

don't think i even bothered finishing it

>>68689236
All my friends are all over the place for Christmas
Wont be seeing them this Friday
Will just be alone

>>68689341
>>68689341
>>68689341
>>68689341
hope you die x

canadians are fucking awful

>>68689331
I like crabs
And ducks
Actually feel quite bad for eating them but they're too good

Does: "Can I bum a fag?" really mean what I think it means?

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Why did Ireland betray the union lads?

about to fucking gut an aussie runt and make sausages out of his guts which I intend to feed to his mum x

>>68689350
I think its better than steins;gate but the revival superpower thing could've been handled better and the killer is obvious by episode 6/7

>>68689354
>5 shots
>die
what sort of people do you have in Canada?

fuck canadians

>>68689352
Literally the opposite for me

We all realized we were in the same area so we're hitting up the bars

>>68689375
who was it? the reporter guy? don't really remember

stop posting canadians

hey lads anyone feels like sharing their new years resolutions?

>>68689381
Canadians

>>68689381
'twas originally going to be like 50 (you)'s but the spam filter didn't like it and i forgot to delete my message x

>>68689365
>why did this group of people we were oppressing betray us

>>68689274
>mending a breaker with my dad yesterday
>start thinking about how i'm not a big fan of this whole 'life' thing but how he keeps me alive because i don't want to hurt him
>literally just start tearing up thinking about how he'd feel if i died
luckily he didn't notice lol

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rate the gf

>>68689270

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>>68689341
go nuts

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>>68689391
Get a membership to a climbing gym and get /fit/

>>68689388
i haven't finished it but if it isn't the teacher then i will hang myself and stream it to /brit/

>>68689408
how tall is she

>>68689386
Always great when a plan comes together

>>68689396
fair xx

>>68689392
what about the new canadians?

>>68689391
Yeah, to stop britposting

>>68689261
yeah their facial expressions are pricless lmao
not pain or anything but must be an incredibly strange sensation to have a willy in your bumhole while someone's pissing in there

>>68689416

i'm not even being ironic can you please stop replying to my posts

i just heard about this fairy bread thing aussies do

aussies explain yourselves

>>68689412
edgy

>>68689391
swear less

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppv9NNTBX50

>>68689431
what's wrong with faery bread mate

>>68689414
that's pretty cool I must admit.

Worked up the sack to talk to my boss today and I got a raise :)

>>68689431
It's a kids birthday thing, most birthday parties I went to as a wee one had them

>>68689341
>>68689341
>>68689341
>>68689341

Bet you dont even have any and just did it for the (You)s but i am generous

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>'twas

>>68689438
Mad how you can just tell someone is gay from seeing the way they move their hands

>>68689451
>>68689452
all kiwis should be killed

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I like Linux because it makes me feel smart when I get things working that would work effortlessly in Windows

>>68689427
you ahve actually done this in real life lol give us the story, thats raw as man

as if a girl isn't just doin that to plase ya

>>68689438
Man if i I saw that I would fucking heem him

>>68689391
get a job
get a gf
get a car
move out
go to the gym

uhh

probably want achieve any but the first one

haha

>>68689459
>Kiwis
Reddit

>>68689431
I have seen them here

>>68689445
I've been a few times and it's hard but really fun so I'm excited

>>68689459

Good thing I'm not a kiwi then

you're all a bunch of niggers

>>68689430
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shannot

>>68689464
guy looks exactly like me unfortunately

i like kiwis :3

and the fruit too :3

arseole

>>68689474
>poo
>>68689480
>peeland

Doing a cheeky get

AYYYYYY BINBALE TAKITAKIO

>>68689472
You'd bum him? A bit gay lad.

>>68689464
interesting juxtaposition of this guy in front of the "Genius Bar" full of apple cunts

>>68689495
What about the people?

>>68689464
That is some fucking awful posture

>>68689438
idiot bwoy

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>>68689500

>>68689467
i mean from porn
wouldn't enjoy it irl desu i just like seeing slags covered in piss

>>68689464
I was sitting exactly like that, thanks 4 reminding

Guess what song's lyrics I'm posting
>heeyyyyyy, sexy lady!
>op, op, op, oppa gangnam style!

>>68689464
*sits up straight*

>>68689530
wonderwall by oasis

post 10/10 choons

i'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

>>68689530
Is it Creep by Radiohead

>Projects Coordinator (Suicide Prevention)
shan't be applying for this one

>>68689391
can't think of anything 2bh

already have a gf, health, and my own place. have no hope or intention of improving my shitty life so I can't fucked pretending to make a resolution in that regard

maybe you lads can suggest something? I'm good at most things I try so anything if on the menu if it's something I can get motivated about.

>>68689530

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SbVk1i-RI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9lAa8AGG1U

pleasing electronic pop and cute girl

>>68689552
I dunno, I think I'd like to be in charge of keeping /brit/ distracted

>>68689542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBgMBBsv4k

>>68689530
It ain't me by the Fortunate Sons

>>68689567
>less than 1 billion views
shalln't be watching this

>>68689542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKPNnk-JhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmQlBfxh4Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

>>68689542
https://youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w

>>68689559
Pick up a new hobby (and brit post less)

>>68689559
yeah stop posting. both as a way to better yourself, and because you're a normie cunt that should fuck off

>>68689391
1920x1080

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>>68689559
>already have a gf, health, and my own place
>my shitty life

>>68689559
Learn a language, its quite fun

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Doing a thinkypoo

>>68689542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDc2pDQgVg

Still waiting on those 10/10 choons

>>68689591
would fedora the shit out of this if I werent on mobile

When I am king normies will be first against the wall

>>68689577
I am a fan of crowded house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW_5YdPL9Go

>>68689577
lol are you australian or something? all of thee are 10/10 tho

post your favourite CHINESE choons :)

>>68689599

you not rate the specials lad?

Anyway
here's wonderwall

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>would fedora the shit out of this if I werent on mobile

>>68689611
his dad is australian so yes :)

>>68689612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxD5Z0ClLd8

>>68689623
my dad is NOT australian

delete this or i will report you to the authorities

i am just a simple australiboo

>Crowded House and Split Enz
>Australian
Jog the FUCK on

>>68689612
https://youtu.be/htAo8Q5qLIg

>>68689621
wrong post you fucking lemon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cTiqXWKII
a true 10/10

>>68689579
>Pick up a new hobby
like? the only talent I have is programming and maths which I'm already good at

>>68689585
>>68689590
fuck off lads, you wouldn't understand

>>68689591
I think I might do this actaually

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>>68689247
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/I%20am%20a%20greek/

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>would fedora the shit out of this if I werent on mobile

>>68689542

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFzViYkZAz4

>>68689616
not really desu i have a soft spot for madness and toots and the maytals but (semi unrelated)

hows this for a 10/10 tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


NANI KIMOCHII DESU SENPAI NANDESKA? CHINPO CHINPO CHINPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>in P.E
>about to start game of footie
>two best lads are the captains

when were you picked lads?

Humble mid pick here

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>>68689247
>browsed /a/ for years
>stopped watching anime and posting there around 2013
>still not ready to give up my /a/ folder

>>68689640
How do you have your own place? Sorry that I don't believe someone with a decent job is /brit/ posting at 5:30 am

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Denzel got my gf preggers, I am so happy.

>>68689640
>>Pick up a new hobby
>like? the only talent I have is programming and maths which I'm already good at

So you're a fucking nerd
Pick something cool like MMA or boxing

>>68689652
first pick here

>>68689633
they were called split enz because of their desire to 'split NZ', to

LEAVE


NEW ZEALAND

>>68689668
reeee

canadian culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6d-CQNJ-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGRNEJiD3PY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28oxinZmrW0

>>68689652
Picked last as my friend gave me a "what was I supposed to do shrug"

Funny that I ended up being better than all of them at sport as we got older

>>68689637
FUCK was about to post this, have seen u post this before too

>>68689665

crippled females could get picked for an """""american""""united"""states"""""soccer""" game

>>68689656
it's a shitty room in london lad

I don't have a good job, but it's 3 days a week and covers my rent and food. I don't care enough about anything else really to want more money.

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68689652
I always got picked last and they made me sit in goal.

then when I don't really do anything in the game they all shout at me for not catching the balls even though I'm a spanner who can't catch to save his life

never helped that it was cold and it hurts to get hit by a ball

also my mate who was equally spannerish as I am was sat usually sat in the other goal and would get picked last with me too

fun times

>>68689542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69U41WklpbI

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>>68689654
yeah i hardly go to /a/ either desu

>>68689684
good lad

>>68689679
Where the FUCK is Let's Go To The Mall, you stupid, smelly, Francophone cunt

I'm here now lads. How's it FOYing?

>>68689678
desu new zealands a lvely spot and a cool people, much love to the boys

>>68689685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ9NOV3KNpY

alrai

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>tfw too smart to get a job

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>Split enzed
Top bants, Aussie cunt.

don't think you've really got the grasp of the term "choons" lads

it's a song, so good, that someone would need to impulsively shout "choon" when they hear it

>>68689705
>Cool people
Ah yes, hyper normies

>>68689705
end of the fooken whirl

>>68689593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q

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friendly reminder that if i got you by split enz wasn't a top 40 hit in you're cunt you're literally a runt

>>68689711
Half your country split mate

trying my best

classic Canadian culture coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

>>68689721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE

so like this?

>>68689707
glad I realised this just in time
getting a meme job instead

Brits, have you been to Australia? I have, and they act much more like Americans than you guys think.

Obviously they are most like brits, but theres a ton of yank influence in them or something

decided my new years res. is probably going to be a language. question is which one?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11886338
http://www.strawpoll.me/11886338
http://www.strawpoll.me/11886338

>>68689664
doesn't appeal in the slightest

maybe if I was fat or something but I'm a 65kg runt

>>68689721
https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE

>>68689391
get off my arse

I'd be keen on a good war 2bh

Six months in a leaky boat was the best desu
We used to sing it at primary school assemblys

>>68689754
Is Australia America that drives on the left, has metric road signs, and has plastic money?

>>68689464
>TempleOS
haha good meme NOT

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>>68689741
>13

>>68689455
Handle of Tito's
I'd take a pic but the normie friends would be suspicious

Ethically I am opposed to cheap (You) baits

>>68689391
get on this one lad's arse

having a rest

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hmmmmm

>>68689783
bit gay

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WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE
ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA

ah yes the world famous ceremonial county of new zealand called buckinghamshire

never had sex

had sex with 2 girls this year, beating my past personal best of 0

>>68689751
>>68689761

both 10/10 choons lads

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>>68689743
no probs, at least we don't need to hop on a boat or airplane to get there. We can just walk, drive or ride right thru to it.

leafs need to fuck off

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>>68689796
>he does the virgin walk in 2k16
>he's going to do the virgin walk in 2k17

never had sex with an Estonian

>>68689761

that dude is a Mormom

post late soviet era choonz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoXLYsrmQK0

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>>68689796
>>68689799
Wew

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>>68689792
>harvesters

>>68689785
Seems a little weird that all these jewish reporters have such weird agendas

>>68689804
I was talking about the literal boatloads of starved paddies that fucked of to the States

>>68689817
Weird, usually don't get British mormons

>>68689785
>DA JOOOOOOOOOOZ

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>tfw so handsome that girls are intimidated by you, leaving you a virgin

>>68689838
alri shlomo

going to be colder here than it is on mars tomorrow haha

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Sperm Whale Skeleton

>>68689838
t. joo

wrote a letter to father christmas last night in my darkest hour
i offered my house, my family, my friends, and at a stretch my very life
all i asked in return was for the summary death of all canadians

ok lads, decided that my primary aspiration for 2017 is to learn russian

sounds a bit pathetic 2bh, feel like I should have a proper goal of some kind like "be a better person" or some shit

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Bout to finish my bottle of Redbreast 12 Year lads

Feels bad

>>68689845
know this feel haha

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>open youtube
>trending videos, one is "the most satisfying video in the world"
>doesn't satisfy my need to heem

>>68689854
gp

>>68689846
>>68689853
>DEY CONTROL EVERYTING, EVEN 4CHAN

>>68689818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTlNlBFaYXE

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>>68689832

>British

m8...

>>68689391
be less of a fuckup
quit this place

>>68689845
You're just an ugly cunt really aren't you?

post face

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>>68689862
me on the right

>>68689875
oy vey id's like anuddah shoah

>>68689391
Get back outside taking pictures

>>68689876
don't listen to this it gave me critiques of capitalism

Australia is mine and it owes me a living

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Activating my heemological protocols
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This lad has the right idea about things

>>68689910
GET THE TRANQ GUN GET THE TRANQ GUN GET THE TRANQ GUN

>>68689907
I have no idea if its even "soviet"
it sounds too modern

this definitely is though
sounds like Italian techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=732Fg-uS2qE

music officially approved by /brit/:

MORRISSEY ( SOLO ONLY )

SPLIT ENZ

what else?

>>68689916
'sheed

on the veranda munching a durrie

-2°C out here

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>>68689885

>>68689935
Oasis

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>>68689876

Any of your siblings normies? Both of my brothers make 100k, ones a doctor, ones a lawyer. Both are handsome and well-liked, and both in relationships haha

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>>68689941
wish i was that handsome

>>68689916
sounds like he would be for the removal of affirmative action

>>68689935
>>68689944
And Interpol (but only TOTBL and Antics)

>>68689916
I have a dream that my children will one day to live to see nigs and muslims not act like animals.


We all have pipe dreams Marty.

>>68689935
oasis
blur
the verve
arctic monkeys
the stone roses

>>68689935
Talking Heads
Genesis
>>68689945
doesn't say anything about the song itself just a generic wiki article

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>>68689875

>>68689935
talking heads is good autismcore

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going to sleep

sweet dreams sweet princes x

>>68689952
He explicitly supported it

Hey boy, ever seen a whale in real life?

>>68689773
>Hennessey
haha good state NOT

ive got rankles, rickets, spankles, bojankles, cataracts, viaducts, cataquacks, cadillacs, gerunds, hermaphrodites, wormrot, nirnroot, busted bollock, reticulated spline and seven kinds of palsy, but i simply cannot wait to take the mega dose of toxic pozvenom prescribed to me by the good doctor off the streets which awaits in a certain nightclub in carlow and receive my final gift

>>68689916
It's a shame that the powers that be actively work against MLK's ideas

He would've abhorred Affirmative Action and racial quotas because all they serve to do is foster the "us against them" mentality not to mention they expressly judge people not on the content of their character but on the colour of their skin

>>68689973
ye, ur mum x

>>68689983
See>>68689968

>>68689935

Madness
The Specials
The Smiths

>>68689968
It didn't exist until years after he was killed

Stop spreading lies

Look at any list of classic American novels and you're bound to see this book right near the top. I've seen in this sub threads about it aiding posters' transitions into adulthood, or connecting with them like no other book has. My dad, who has always been an avid reader, says it's one of the funniest books he's ever read. What am I missing? To me it was just a spoiled brat who lacks any self-awareness complaining about phonies and the movies for 270 pages. It has to be one of the most pointless books I've ever read. It really does. Can someone shed some light on what is supposed to be so profound about this book? I expect this to get downvoted to hell but would really like an honest discussion, as I'm pretty darn disappointed since I've been looking forward to finally getting around to reading this for some time now.

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need a tsundere Russian gf to wear spandex and work out with me listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2QE_ryswh4

>>68689983
>>68689952
>white supremacists pretending to care what MLK thought

>I've never had a job because I'm too shy
Is Morrissey /ourguy/

>>68689973
when i was maybe 10 i saw a humpback and calf breaching off the beach on narooma

wait a minute do people on here actually read posts longer than 12 words

>>68689963

>Lieberman

Literally my last name, lads. Was raised Catholic tho

>>68689973
yea
on a boat tour of this island off the coast of Quebec we saw a pair of humpback whales surface right near the boat

was pretty funny because my mum went on the whale watcher boat and saw nothing.

>>68689986
mind if I chuckle at this post?

wont be long I promise.

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Are any of these worth reading? I pretty much only used to read non-fiction, but I'm getting bored of reading historical biographies of everything.

>>68690006

What part of Russia to the swarthy skinned ones come from?

>>68690025
>Anonymous

Stopped reading there

>>68690027
get out kike

got an interview at a call centre lads
full time for 40k a year, they can get absolutely fucked

yis....i koom frum brrrrrrosssya
keptin...........keptin ve are crrresheenk..............yis............huhuhuhuhu ha ha ha

>>68690005
I liked Catcher in the rye a lot desu
I didn't really understand it as much as a kid when they forced us to read it, bit looking back it highlighted the transitory state of teen angst very well, not to mention the robotic unthinking nature of society

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i want a gf..

>>68690080

Me too, but I honestly wouldn't know what to do with one

>>68690080
She is really cute, I want to rape her

>>68690041
good list

>>68690003
>A society that has done something special against the Negro for hundreds of years must now do something special for the Negro." - Martin Luther King Jr.

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>>68690048
Tartaria?

idk but they are Tartars and the most qt IMO

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very possibly about to eat my last pizza on this earth

>>68690018

>i would go out to night but i haven't got a stitch to wear

>two lovers entwined passed me by and heaven knows I'm miserable now

/ourguy/ 2bh

>>68690070
Got a job for $50k yankidoos/yr

drunk and listening to country music lads

>>68690041
Tolkien, Ben Franklin, Huxley, the Russians, and American Psycho are the only worthwhile reads there

who boxes here

I eat burgers with a knife and fork.

I eat bananas with a (fruit) knife and fork too.

I was brought up to eat tidily like a civilised human being and not bite off chunks food off like an animal.

>>68690097
DEM PROGRAMMZZZZ
SHIEEEEET

>>68690080
it's good when you get one that's not mental lad

feel like I've got a massive blanket suffocating every bit of motivation and desire except when I'm with her.

>>68690116
*not bite off chunks of food like an animal

>>68689980
never respond to me or my posts ever again