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These are the closing days of the third era...and the final hours of my life Edition

https://youtu.be/0J5gN1DwNDE#t=15
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one meme

one life
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SAVE
THE
BEES

lads
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best mate found his mum dead from hanging herself

cant imagine that
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>>68687797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE
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>this czech bellend chatting shit not realising he's just as unwelcome as 'sheed
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*sees you when you're sleeping*
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>be me 3 months ago
>21
>khhv
>neet
>overweight
>mom tells me to find a job or else they kick us from the house
>get shit minimum wage job
>people in there are nice, they can relate to my current situation
>boss likes me gives me a promotion
>he introduced me to his daughter
>qt 3.14 aryan virgin
>she asks me what i was doing all the time before i got a job
>i said playing wow and shitposing
>she chuckles and plays with her hair
>then she grabs my knee and gives me a quick kiss on the cheek saying she needs to go now
>boss the day after is smiling at me asking his daughter was really happy
>fastforward today we got enganged
>mom found a new hushband
>i hit gladiator in wow and married a fantastic women

and then i woke up
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leafs need to fuck off making these shit editions every night
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>>68687816
Beads?
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>>68687664
[drinks a can full o' warm cum]
"yes, I did just do that."
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>>68687797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfhtHRdaAnA

pretty hype senpai, haven't played oblivion in forever since it plays like shit nowadays
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>>68687835
shut the fuck up you fucking autistic faggot
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hanging seems a manly way to go 2bh

if it's good enough for robin williams....
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Planning my ascent to the upper echelons of society lads
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Where do I start with Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex?
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>>68687817
Did he get sent to an island by the government with all his classmates with the intention they all kill each other
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>>68687850
good post XD
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>>68687832
good story, liked the twist, very well crafted storyline and affecting & relatable.
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>>68687866
No do you know what they call a quarter pounder in France?
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>>68687846
Modded Oblivion unironically looks better than this
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>>68687874
No it doesn't, it also runs like shit.
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playing the harmon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q6mXF47Bsy
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>>68687418
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481859782793.webm
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>>68687887
lol
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>>68687894
pretty dreadful m8 ngl
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ababababa...... wlololol.....

it itts time.... eleloal :/ FRIENDZONED AGAIN =3
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*imagines someone... (or some thing...) shitten on a crumpet...*
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>>68687887
do you play on a toaster?
it runs fine even with the buttload of mods I have
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>lol
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>>68687898
disgusting
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Would destroy any cunt on tagpro
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Mexican Porn Sensation Mia Marin
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woud absolutely smash any of you at pong
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>>68687928
The game literally only uses 1 core. I don't believe you.
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>>68687907
I know, just got it today, trying to get better with it
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>>68687932
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would eviscerate the lot of you poofs at snakes n ladders
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*plays oblivion*
ahhhh yessss....i just love this.... this silly running animations, this silly fighting animations, this very slow spells, this silliness...... yesssss....ahhhh yes.........i do like the scenery though very nice....(not a lampoon i really do like the scenery perhaps better than skyrim lol..........because skyrim looks oh so ergggghhhh....... if you understand me.....lol.......)
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>>68687943
pretty sure the only sensation im getting is my hand on my willy desu
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Double-first from Cambridge in Classics, youngest university professor in the British Empire at 25, volunteered as a private at outbreak of WWII, ended the war as a Brigadier, the greatest rise of the 3.5 million men who served. Member of Parliament, Closed down the Asylums as Health, pretty much won the 1970 general election on his own, then won the 1974 general election for Labour, laid down the Economic foundation of numerous ideologies one of which turned into Thatcherism, delivered what Denis Healey described as the greatest parliamentary speech ever.
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>>68687894
some singin'

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aayiAGzt8P
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>>68687943
>you're almost 6'2 with heels
>yeah 6'2
yeah so like 5'9? never understood this meme
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>>68687950
better cores means better performance, I bet you fell for the AMD meme
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don't forget lads
we live in the greatest time in human history
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>>68687956
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nice WORK

this is

running on empty

(FOOD REVIEW)

ahalol... :D
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>>68687956
LOL leaf blown the fuck out
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>>68687975
would wipe it away and still have a shag (if she were consenting)
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>>68687898
me sampling a mouthful
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>>68687974
what are your specs spackerboy
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>>68687975
delet this
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>>68687932
howling
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>>68687898
normies are fucking subhuman
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>>68687975
imagine how good it must have felt to push all that out
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>>68687987
quad xeons
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>>68687963
>pretty much won the 1970 general election on his own, then won the 1974 general election for Labour, laid down the Economic foundation of numerous ideologies one of which turned into Thatcherism,

what
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>women in 2016
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>>68688016
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>>68687975
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>Fuck women in 2016, complete degenerates! What happened to the good old days when women we're given respect because they earned it! Shan't even give a women thats not a virginn the time of day mind you.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmxS4vZAor

This song triggers the brit
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>>68687859
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my fav part of not drinking is the seizures haha
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>>68687987
i7 4th gen
32gb ram
GeForce GTX 980
1TB SSD + 1 TB HDD
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>>68687898
who's she?
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>>68687975
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>>68688052
she needed the toilet
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>>68687822
i didn't mean this please come back :(
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>>68688060
>32gb ram
>1TB SSD
absolute mong
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ehehehe.... what do they KNOW *plays a digeridoo* ahoy im rolf harris the kiddy didddler look at me!
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it is physically impossible for all women to be chaste and all men to be promiscuous
you virgins are retarded
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>>68688062
Lauren Goodger
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>>68688082
delet
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>>68688041
Where's that fucking Canadian nerd when you need him?
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I will sing the post ahead of me
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>>68688080
SDD is for everything I want to load quickly

I figured I'd invest in a big one so I can just use it continuously even if I get a new PC
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>>68688065
alri Autismo
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>>68688102
stop cunt
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>what's your reason to keep going, anon?
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>>68688102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EmMSnUXbaU
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>>68688084
DICK APPOINTMENT HOURS

WHO TF UP???? SMASH DAT MF MINGE
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a wuz wuz tie me kangeroo down :)))))) *goes to court* heheah im appearing by VIDEO lets watch some telly lads theyll never catch me im the master didelr :^())
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>>68688116
Can't hear shit
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>>68688114
to crush the normies
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https://www.google.com/trends/yis/2016/GLOBAL?autoplay=1

Apparently the historic election of Trump was a mere footnote of 2016
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>>68687963
>laid down the Economic foundation of numerous ideologies one of which turned into Thatcherism
fucking dropped
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>>68688114
Normies shall serve me and I will bring unto them by vision for a great human utopia
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gf just poured petrol on my bollocks then lit them on fire, now my bollocks are burning as i post
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Theory: property developers are burning down old mills so that they can buy up the land to construct lots of new builds
https://www.fb.com/bbcnorthwesttonight/videos/1363174640380261/
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>>68688135
*tries to extinguish them by slapping them repeatedly*
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penis inspection day at work tomorrow

my dick appointment is at 7AM sharp and will be handled by all the qt cashiers as a group

foreskin testing is MANDATORY
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>>68688142
what is she saying
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United KANGdom
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>>68688142
done the dirty to this more than once 2bqh
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>>68688103
thailad told me to get one of them, what do you make of em?
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fuck this shitty so-called "holiday"
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>>68688138
hmm interesting
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>>68688154
Your dad's dick isn't that small, wtf happened?
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>>68688142
ah yes, the mummy handjob woman

>>68687797
ah yes, the pirates of the Caribbean song
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>>68688142
i was 'avin a FOOKIN wank mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68688165
my man
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browsing this thread in the company of aged relatives lads can we postpone the poo posting for later?
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Remember when people were hatposted on accident?
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>>68688167
very good
literally the only disadvantage is their price

its not a big deal for my desktop but it is noticeably much faster which is nice.

for a laptop its essential, I can chuck mine around with no worry of losing data.
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>No.68687985
believe none of it


>No.68688030
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>>68688187
need something for your nappy wearing granny to relate to
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>>68688189
no?
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Who /Mistress T/ here?
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dick and chips
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>tfw need to delay meeting the gf because I don't want her to see me when I'm feeling depressed
bit of a catch 22 because she's pretty much the only thing that makes me feel better haha
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>>68688192
okay, interesting, thx
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>>68688199
As in, without deliberately hatbaiting?
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>>68688177
What the fuck is going on here?
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niiiiiiiiiiiight lads

genuinely like you all, 'cept the yanks and leafs

xxxxxxx
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>>68688202
all her fetish shit isnt my thing 2bqh but she's quite hot
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>>68688223
no one deliberately hat baits
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>>68688230
Like you too :)
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>>68688202
i like the ones where she does nasty yellow wees then tells you to drink it
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>>68688224
He hacked my webcam
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>>68688232
desu she scares the shit out of me so I can't only wank to her in a very specific mood
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I feel like more and more these comics relating couple's lifes become more and more childish. I mean, nowadays, relationship goals tend to be more childish than before : eating pizza, playing games together, etc. It is like people don't want to grow up. They stay comfortable in this comfy puffy world, cocooning forever. But the thing is that, at some point, relationships need to grow out of this to become a more mature one, at least if people want to settle together. I feel like these comics just give us false representations about couple life and encourage the idea of a childish relationship...
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>>68688202
I like this one video where she's pretending to be the mother or something and she's fucking the guy cowgirl style and it's all point of view from the guy's perspective.
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>tfw Danica Collins will never tie you down and call you a naughty boy with dat accent
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HW7ke_VtU

Love this lads videos
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>>68688238
They don't?

Oh wow, the absolute state of this general lol
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>>68688093
I would send this before my earlier post but stopped short when I saw it was in Wiki, but I'm in no mood for making sense of anything psychicly bending, at this time.
[
>Where do I start with Ghost in the Shell,
the introductory sequence, then the soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0UBycyZb6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWYt-P7yJ1k
Then the film...]
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>finished up the first year of my job
>finally get my pay rise alongside my new 12-month contract
>5% ($2500)

t-t-thank you Mr Goldberg
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>tfw I keep getting instantly banned from the anarchism/socialist subreddits for asking questions
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>yanks
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What have you done to cultivate your Gorilla Mindset™ recently lads?
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>tfw I keep getting instantly banned from the anarchism/socialist subreddits for asking questions
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>>68688254
you'd understand if you had a gf
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I should get a job.
but applying for them is tedious

hmm
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>>68688280
are you trying to redpill people on reddit lad?
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>>68688230
Youre a literal shipping container full of niggers and pakis.
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I might start dumping my fedora collection lads
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>>68688266
course they do you munter

back to your own
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>>68688254
gods eyes what a dire excuse for a comic that is

>>68688259
>>68688263
>>68688255
>>68688264
what the fuck is going on lads? pipe down, this isnt appropriate
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>>68688298
Try 8ch dot net /leftypol/, friend
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>>68688315
>course they do you munter

>back to your own
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>>68688304
Nah, these people are too deluded for that, they make me so bewildered that I have to know what they are thinking at times.
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>>68688268
woah there was a ghost in a shell video game???
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>>68688315
I used to have such a good fedora folder on my old Laptop before it died
had rare ones I had gathered that were yet to be unleashed upon /brit/
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The latest Mad Max was unironically a really good film.

Hear it just hit theaters in the northern UK?
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playing ghost on the shelf
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>>68688330
You STUPID fucking yank

Neck yourself
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>>68688340
Well after checking the rules it might be considering spamming/flooding, so I'm not gonna risk it. Sorry!
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>>68688264
giving this a watch

this lad usually bores me but this video is interesting
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playing the ghost of myself
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>>68687859
watch the 1995 film then read the manga

then whatever else
I've never played the game because I never owned a PS1
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>>68688346
nah
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>>68688336
yes, how new?
my mate only had a demo of it though. I rediscovered it lately when it came up in rec. videos.
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>>68688329
>tfw no dominatrix milf gf
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Am I going to fail my exam in a few hours? Yes

Do I rate Aussies? No
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>>68688264
this makes me feel bad

i want white people to survive lids
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>>68688340
Thats too bad. /int/ could have been memeing the galaxy by now...
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>tfw got C- in a class I thought I was going to fail
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>>68688280

same thing happens when you try to redpill /r/latestagecapitalism as well
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>two of my mates went to see star wars with their other respective friend groups
>other mate went to see it with his gf
>other mate isn't interested

going to the cinema by myself is a sign of confidence ;)
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>>68688388
What about Pogba?
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not gay but if an australian boy was like 'oi you kiss me on the lips right now mate or i'll smack you' i'd probably just kiss him
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>same thing happens when you try to redpill /r/latestagecapitalism as well
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Iem Iam Ium Iom Iim
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>>68688380
see >>68688363

desu as a kid I was pretty limited on games consoles, I mostly played DOS games and SNES

I barely touched the 5th and 6th gens aside from handhelds
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>>68688401
I wasn't even attempting to redpill anyone, I was just commenting on how ridiculous Antifa are.
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>>68688402

> star wars

GOO GOO GA GA
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>>68688404
always rated him
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still haven't got the mum her $12 present lads
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death penalty
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>>68688420
>posting about maturity on /brit/

Mate
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>> star wars
>GOO GOO GA GA
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Autistic things you do IRL because of /brit/?

Here's mine

>Say "Ah yes" before my counter points
>Use "t." in my e-mail sign offs
>sometimes say "alri"
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should have got a poutine while i was out lads
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>>68688460
that's not autism that's just being a mong
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>>68688460

surprisingly nothing from this cesspit carries over to my real life even though i spend 14 hours a day here.
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>>68688416
sorry, too quick to judge by me. I don't remember more than a few N64 titles (because of never owning one).
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Just want a qt gf
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>>68688435
Only bought one present ffs and it's a joke present
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>>Use "t." in my e-mail sign offs
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you...
ive seen you...
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>>68688128
THE LITTLE SYRIAN BOY WITH THE BLOOD IN HIS HEAD
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NEVERSHOULDACOMEHERE
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>>68688471
Ah yes, what an argument alri then you dolt

>t. mong
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>>68688491
Let me see your face
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why did I install SUSE tumbleweed like an idiot
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gg no re
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can't remeber things like what day it is haha
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>>68688505
Really like this David Byrne and reviewbrah hybrid gimmick

I may have had a part in developing it as well
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>>68688516
>tfw my fav. vids of her got taken down and I have no idea what they are called
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>>68688401
>>68688280
Leftism is a religion, questions aren't allowed
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The barista drew a smiley face on my coffee cup lid
Does this mean I'm in???
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>>68688537
HOLD TIGHT
WE'RE IN FOR FOOD REVIEW TIME
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So anyway, after taking a BIG drag from my vape I blew the vapor very coolly like a detective in a film noir film and said "leftism is a religion, questions aren't allowed"
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>>68688545
>tfw Max Hardcore is still active but now uses a fake plastic penis
How the mighty have fallen
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>>68688561
it means he's gay for thee.
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>>68688561
>t. mong that puts the edition in the title
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Thanks Leafbro for the meme source
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>>68688572
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>>68688569
He doesn't wear the big suit during Burning Down the House
Sort yourself out or else I'm withdrawing my investment in this gimmick
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>>68688128

dude lets just all love each other and get along lmao
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>>68688585
>colorized
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>>68688604
thought that was chloe moretz on the left at first
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>tfw my parents go out more than I do

Who #fridaynightbeersathome here
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>>68688128
Trump getting elected really wasn't a big deal outside of america
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4o8TeqKhgY
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>>68688516
t. webm
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>>68688630
I forgot it was Friday
Might do a cry and listen to the Idiot
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>>68688604
>Trump getting elected really wasn't a big deal outside of america

Are you having a gigantic giggle?

Wobble yourself mate
>>
>>68688630

fuck off alcoholic
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>>68688630
who #noalcohol here
>>
>>68688648
>>68688650
>>68688644
didnt read a word of these posts. dont respect a flag that is cuckolded by another countries
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>>68688650
>having a beer on Friday is being an alcoholic
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>"wobble yourself"
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> dont respect a flag that is cuckolded by another countries
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>>68688660
thinking it's time to turn on the flag filters lad
>>
We like to joke a lot about crossdressing in /brit/ but how many of us have actually done it?
>>
want to climb an electrical tower near my house

how do i avoid being electrocuted
>>
are the aussie posters ITT Brit xpats or actual aussies?
>>
>>68688678
wear a rubber one piece
>>
>>68688681

its a secret :3
>>
I shot a man in reno... just to watch him die
>>
>>68688675
haha no...
is it gay to ride a lad ddressed up as a girl though?
>>
>>68688675
i've wore panties like 3 times.
>>
>>68688689

Ahh yes, a thin layer of rubber is sure to stop 1,000,000 volts of electricity from flowing through his body.

Moron.
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>>68688693
>>
>>68688689
might wear mummy's washing up gloves?
>>
>>68688696
probably looked gross too
>>
>>68688708
>he thinks electricity is stopped by thickness rather than lack of conductivity

Neck
>>
>>68688719
yeah probably

i have a pretty thicc ass if i do say so myself though.
>>
>>68688708
>1,000,000 volts
>flowing through
speak for yourself, moron
>>
It's 1540 and I'm wearing my comfortable pair of cargo shorts
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>>68688728
Pics
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is the ameriman just (You)ing himself with insults?
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>>68688741
nah
>>
>>68688739
I don't think they had cargo shorts in 1540 m8
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> It's 1540
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how do i restart this thing called life?

wouldnt mind giving it another bosh
>>
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>> It's 1540
>>
>>68688745
Sounds like autismo Yank desu
>>
>>68688675
>>
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>>68688585
I made it desu
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>>68688708
my da has touched a length of a branch connected to uninsulated wires and was grand

the other aussie has it right, it's about conductivity, that's why birds can stand on uninsulated electrical wires
>>
>>68688781
he's a big guy
>>
>>68688796
for you
>>
it's 2017 in under 16 days
>>
>>68688781
he's a big g- >>68688796 WOULD YOU KINDLE FRICK OFF???
>>
>>68688784
>>68688723

Alright, go out there and test your so-called "theory" in the real world. I'll watch from afar. :^)
>>
You lads want some of my White Russian (the drink not my dick)?
>>
might have to merk myself lads x
>>
>>68688803
christ, what a shit life I lead
>>
>>68688781
Good job!

Also,
>that plane near the twin leg towers
>>
>1540
>get scrape on hand
>die of infection
>>
>>68688749
>>68688761
:'D
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>accidentally made a stickynote and can't delete it
ah yes
better re-install my OS
#Linuxlyfe
>>
>>68688765
He hasnt got a bad life desu
Better than may or corbyn's one anyway
>>
2016 was such a good year and I reckon 2017 will be even better
>>
>>68688813
i'm 23 and a virgin whos achieved nothing and spends all day in my room playing games, posting on 4chan and wanking to traps

what a life, ch00ns for this feel?
>>
got an exam in 4 hours and 35 minutes
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quite sleepy lads goodnight everyone except the leafs and the muzzies x
>>
>>68688846
how does this happen?
>>
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>>68688842
Got a job offer today so 2017 is when the money starts flowing in
>>
>>68688829
I've had Linux on my laptop for 9 months or so and I've nearly bricked it several times
>>
>>68688846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oJm2S5F-7w
>>
>>68688708
electricity takes the path of least resistance, moron
>>
>>68688846
I'm only 20 but I lead the same life and have done so for the past 3-5 years

this album encapsulates my daily mind frame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIKMKki5l1M
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still giggling. the state of /brit/'s video gamers
>>
>>68688858
not sure but ive been an autist even through school
>>
Had the pengest wank a while back lads
>>
>T_O_T_T_E_N_H_A_M
they always spurs it up.
>>
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>>68688846

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0JINFFol4
>>
>>68688829
>>68688870
Just install Mac OS 10 like the rest of us...
>>
>>68688877
THATS NOT GENUINE AND YOU KNOW IT CUNT
>>
>>68688871
This song might be the only thing I liked about the fucking thing and almost makes watching it worth it.
>>
>>68688848
Night night xx
Might go myself now
>>
>>68688888
>>
WHAT DO WE FINK OF TOTNUM
>>
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>>68688888
checked
>>
>>68688879
did you go to uni or anything?
>>
>>68688909

shit!
>>
never rated tottenham
>>
>>68688846
haha are you me
>>
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>>68688909
>>
>>68688894
It's a really good song.
Never watched the anime though.
>>
>>68688888
That Joust game was p fun 2bh
>>
>>68688909
The Poopspurs?
>>
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what do you think of Hull?
>>
WHAT DO WE FINK OF SHIT
>>
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>that rainbow flag they hang in the corner of W.H. Lane
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>>68688896

>>96

goodnight lad x

>>68688893

explain this image (3 marks)
>>
>>68688846

same except im 19 and i've fucked my entire life up
>>
>>68688888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SbVk1i-RI
>>
>>68688846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdfumwxqt4
>>
>>68688870
I figured it out desu
it was just KDE being a little bitch

I'm still trying to figure out how to install a specific game I want without having to use the windows version and WINE like a quitter
>>
>>68688923
yeah i passed the first year and just never bothered enrolling again, ive considered going back

>>68688932
alri brother
>>
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>>68688952
>>
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>Just install Mac OS 10 like the rest of us...
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never really disliked tottenham hotspurs bit sad they're knocking down the lane too only a few non plastic stadiums left now 2bh
>>
>>68688988
is that brie?
>>
hey, i guess not many people can say they've fucked their entire life up by the ripe age of 19 though... so at least i'm unique :^)
>>
>>68688846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2Grfi3lFg
>>
>>68689004
fucked it up when i poked my nose out of my mams fanny tbf
>>
>>68688988

who is this ejaculation station?
>>
>>68688991
Villalad?
>>
>>68689010
always wanted to bugger her
never will though
>>
>>68689004
what've you done lad?
>>
/brit/ is rife with unfunny cretinous autismo NEETS, lifeless beta worms and over-extended jokes

the few remaining good lads are drowned out by posts as hollow as the moon

/brit/ has fallen, what only remains is a band of runts scrounging about to wear the clothes of their formers
>>
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why do americans put their computers in the fridge?
>>
>>68689022
shut up yank
>>
>>68689004
ya mums cunt
>>
>>68688998
yes
bummed her outside a cheesecake factory in road island
>>
>>68689027

dropped out of high school
>>
>>68689004
I am going to guess you did something stupid as a teenager and you are forever paralyzed or something like that
>>
>>68689021
>>68688998
>kids these days don't know Alison Brie
>>
>>68689035
What now Shitizen?
>>
>>68689033
this is actually one of the less ridiculous fridge memes
>>
>>68689033
It some southern states it can every hot and humid so they put their laptop in the fridge from time to time
>>
>>68689042
yeah you've straight fucked it
>>
>>68688991
>only a few non plastic stadiums left now
thanks very much to Taylor Report and UEFA (!)
>>
>>68689042
pick up a trade bro?
>>
might die today lads, debating on whether or not to delete my porn and anime folders.

It'd be a pain if I live (which I plan to do) and then my folders are gone.
>>
>>68689030

alri jordan
>>
>>68689068
don't kill yourself
>>
>>68689049
i literally did though
>>
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>>68688874
Fuck it i'm just gonna post some songs that fit my state of mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnMH4vnBHag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFlhzdILMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5soixb2U6xM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwFyHthzvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pzK90ob0u0&list=PLCiBWYrnOO5_mbLsIxT8mJ3mOCSf14dw-&index=13
>>
>>68689010
>when your sister writes a song about her finding you wanking off
>>
>>68689068
give us a screenshot of your folders and we'll decide
>>
>>68689067

which trade should i do?
>>
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>>68688890
>Mac

also can you imagine how perverse it would be to put MacOS on my Chinkpad?
>>
gf just pooed on my willy
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Horror injuries of dad-of-two welder who was blinded and had face shattered when an oil drum exploded

>just pick up a trade bro!
>>
>>68689096
he clearly got her share of the looks
>>
>that cute girl you like has let a guy cum on her face, stick things in her arsehole, fuck her from behind, and toss her around like a slag
>>
>>68689118
>>68689118
>>68689118
>>68689118

new
>>
>>68689022

alri

>>68689063

i mean't specifically in England, where tourism is seen as invasive to the culture of football fans
>>
being rained off work is god's gift to tradesmen everywhere
>>
>>68689116

Blue board, keep gore out of here

Inb4 B&
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