Late night circa 1992 edition
Just had a wank lads haha
LEAFS OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
>>68686193
where was the can of Lilt?
>>68686124
okay, I was just meming based on thy name.
It's pro'ly a fungus or bacterium of some kind, I rec. Scholl or summat like it but no guarantees that it'll rid thee of that mild but annoying affliction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wudu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Scholl%27s
>>68686224
Because she lives in another town and i could only visit her on weekends. Also, she has lots of friends so she is always going from some place to another place so it's hard for me to catch up with her
EXCEPTIONAL edition
>>68686247
that was for after desu
ginger beer is to drink with it so you don't get heart burn or acid re-flux
lilt is post-munch refreshment
born in 92 here lads
just had a wank
it was alright, 6/10
>>68686222
>1992
>forgot that the Sailor moon tv show didn't come out until the late 90s
EEEEEEEEEEE
>>68686300
alri grandad
'91, so suck it, bitch.
*bites wing*
want an italian gf :(
>>68686329
Who is this little nog I keep seeing on here?
>>68686296
me behind pengest munch browsing /brit/ on my phone
>>68686315
you mean the English one did
the Japanese one came out in 92 dummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MmuA1nI4
heard this song like every day in middle school, the bus driver would always play a radio station that played it constantly............................
Hello mates, you alright?
>>68686346
his name is pengest munch, he's the new review brah
>>68686346
rasheed sterling
>>68686269
Ah appreciate it lad. Yes the Dr. Scholl thing is the kind of things I was thinking about. Thank you based irishlad
PS. Wikipedia aggressively asks you for money in thé us lol
bet you lot wish you were as fucking jacked as this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h7aj95ixQw
>>68686346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc
>>68686366
Image related
>>68686172
I know how this feel lad. This one girl would get into bed and send me a selfie of her in bed and start texting me at 3 in the morning, just wanting to talk to me till the wee hours of the morning and shit like that.
She has a boyfriend now.
Left the electricity key under the mat at my front door and someone nicked it
now my flat is pitch black
>Some poor Venezuelan parents give away children amid deep crisis
That's really sad lads
fucking wicked
PEASANT GF
>>68686329
niggerlips are gross
>>68686385
It feels like being taunted. Maybe they have good intentions but it hurts a lot in the end
Really made me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HW7ke_VtU
>>68686405
looks like shes getting ready to touch herself
>>68686385
once a girl from tinder invited me over and while we were in bed watching tv she was snapchatting a guy friend of hers saying how he's so into her and she loves him so much as a friend
>>68686385
I talk with a Brazilian girl I dated for a while like this, desu she seems more obsessed with me than I am with her, I like having someone to talk to and vent a bit but I told her I don't consider us in a "relationship"
>>68686385
What is making you orbit her for attention while she get plowed by Chad?
>>68686392
*drops agent orange on them*
har har, that will teach them
>>68686409
imagine those moist, warm nigger lips wrapping around your cocktip
>>68686409
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2bba521b2d52ba7b29691fa65914f9f370e87a62076bd835dcb6bdd89d63f15e1&pass=1
haxball room is back open password is willy
>>68686366
it's very odd how Eastern Slavia isn't getting those appeals.
source: man who viewed articles in Cyrillic from originally seeking the english ones.
>>68686430
I'm the one who turned her down desu because of my 'tism.
>>68686446
>they lost 1v5
>>>/sp/73112843
Intredasting
>>68686409
not a racist but some black people really gross me out
>>68686446
>password is willy
where were you when /brit/ died
>>68686457
Wew really thought the guys turning girls down for fear of being awkward was an ironic même.
Daily reminder that you're going to die and nothing you do matters ultimately. You literally can't fuck up.
>>68686506
that's pretty fucking racist you fucking bigot how dare you
someone posted a picture of my house on /int/ :(
>>68686513
/brit/ died over a year ago
>>68686513
we've always been big on willies here
>>68686514
>Algerian
Your opinion couldn't be less important if you were posting with a fucking leaf flag.
fuck off anime nonce you pathetic piece of shit
how long do you think you'd be able to stay locked in a room with jay leno before you blow your brains out?
30 seconds? 40?
>>68686555
not that lesbian
watching thirteen for nonce reasons
Alri lads, I think I will go to /gif/ to make myself edge before I go out to the bar to celebrate my last night in Oakland. Take proverbial care.
>>68686558
Top post
>>68686578
Where are you doing in Oakland?
>>68686578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3f-eDzkxcw
>>68686557
Haha Implying the opinion of an autist does.
Just playing m8. Hope you'll get cured one Day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AjO-WDg4g
blonde hair is so pretty
gonna be sad when whites go extinct
poo
>>68686622
name one group of people responsible for more human suffering than whites
>>68686593
Work. I'm here for a conférence. Alri proverbial peace out
rejected from the foreign stream of the british civil service
not taking it well lads
>>68686622
Won't ever happen because most whites don't breed outside of their own race. The Shitskin population will grow and grow but there will always be a big white ruling population
@68686638
americans when they try talking to you
>>68686646
>conference
Not AGU in SF?
>>68686638
The Chinese
post cool old books
Just put the sunday roast in the oven lads.
>Won't ever happen because most whites don't breed outside of their own race. The Shitskin population will grow and grow but there will always be a big white ruling population
>tfw parents are fighting and yelling at each other again
>tfw my father is leaving home for good
>tfw no longer someoene to talk to at late night when i feel uneasy because my father would always go to bed at dawn hours
Everything is being dragged away from me.
Is this the real life? Cause it's not what i expected
hvað ertu að tala um?
>>68686662
>geography
No, it's a tech. event tbqh
>>68686693
might be time to move out.
>>68686693
it's probably your fault they're mad at each other tbph
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2bba521b2d52ba7b29691fa65914f9f370e87a62076bd835dcb6bdd89d63f15e1&pass=1
password is willy
no north americans or same fags pls x
i like to come to late night /brit/ to remind myself that yes, life really is shit
>>68686012
What is that map about?
Is there a word for wanting to tear society and the establishment a new asshole but isn't associated with SJWs or edgy internet leftists?
pooey penises has left the game
>>68686679
bought this second hand history of russia book published in 1942 it's pretty cool
>Is there a word for wanting to tear society and the establishment a new asshole but isn't associated with SJWs or edgy internet leftists?
>>68686693
ah well, at least your mum didn't disappear when you were a little boy and your dad wasn't abusive and didn't treat you like a animal.
>>68686720
It's more complex than that
>>68686719
>might be time to move out
where? The only jobs available to me aren't enough to live on my own
>>68686739
grow up you cretin
>>68686773
nah
>>68686765
tell us what happened and how things are now lad
>>68686766
move to the uk before it goes full brexit
convert to islam first before you move
>>68686765
My mom would constantly yell and beat me when i was a kid
>>68686736
probably some dna research type of shit like 23andme
>>68686744
>bought this second hand history of russia book published in 1942
and no thought of posting an image of it?
>>68686766
you have an EU passport and you speak english. you can go anywhere.
Can someone tell me what happened to the tough guy irish posters who used to endlessly threaten to heem people in /brit/ a while back?
did they just leave or was it all a gimmick
oi you, NUTTER!
fucking hell it's /brit/ not /euro/ pls go way
>>68686693
My dad almost left home about 8 years ago, but he couldn't bring himself to do it when he saw my sister break down in tears and now him and my mum get on better than ever.
>walks away from you
>>68686801
just a plain yellow cover desu, only writing is on the spine
i think if the government had a program where they gave out mdma to people when they get to a certain age that the world would be a much better place, people in general would be more psychologically balanced................
>>68686856
what, just gave them mdma every day?
falling from grace cause i've been here way too long
>>68686315
>>68686348
>>68686388
>>68686427
>>68686653
>>68686688
>>68686719
>>68686827
>>68686804
>>68686881
delete this please.
>>68686786
for years my dad used to spend hours every week shouting insults at me, that I was an animal, an imbecile, moron, worthless, arrogant, a liar, hypocrite etc....sometimes he'd kick me out the house and I'd have to sleep in the garden or at the park. didn't really use violence that much but he got so angry I was always afraid that he'd go over the edge one day and kill me.
he'd also taken me out of school and threatened several times kill/cripple me if I told the police. I was shit scared so I never said a word and made sure to hide carefully when I had to sleep out the house. went on until I hit 18 and by some miracle managed to find a job and move out.
>>68686827
Fuckin' wot, CanCuck?
I'll knock thee into cosmic dust b'yond this galaxy.
>>68686920
watched my ex gf do this once
was hot
>tfw autistic and I can hear how odd my voice sounds but I can't change it
tfw autistic and I can hear how odd my voice sounds but I can't change it
>>68686804
I'm thinking about going to France.
Weather is nicer and girls are 10\10
UK is cool for a short time but france is better to settle down. Also, since it's quite the central country i'm close to most places
I'm going to make the test of french language in March. It's going to be tough but it's my last shot outta this shithole.
If i fail... well, abandon all hope i guess.
If i was a burger i would become a wanderer with the guitar on my back
Wish my willy wasn't so small ;_;
tfw autistic
>he thinks his online relationship will go anywhere serious
>Fagus
>>68686964
bet its fine x
>>68686949
Vocaroo
>>68686932
girl wee is cute
>>68686979
At work right now but maybe in 5 hours x
>>68686923
my dad was a chronic alcoholic when i was a kid but he never laid a finger on me or did anything bad he'd just pass out drunk every single night on the sofa lmao. both my parents had decent jobs too so it was alright
tfw no gf to play watersports with
>>68686964
pics?
>tfw no gf to play watersports with
>The small clump off islands of the south pacific named Fagus
do you have a person who loves you?
>>68686964
>8 inch willy
>haven't had sex for 13 months now
hmmm
>tfw came from a stable moderately prosperous family
i just realised the unification of germany is the worst thing to happen in the world
>>68687034
pictures PLEASE
>>68687034
this desu
quite a nice willy, just really inconsistent and get scared easily
I'm tryna put you in the worst mood, ah
be honest /brit/
is it worse to have a small (less than average) penis, or small cums?
>tfw came from a non-potatonigger stable moderately prosperous family
>>68687017
>>68687022
>i just realised the unification of germany is the worst thing to happen in the world
did someone say "unification"?
is there a worse feeling than discovering you're unattractive?
>>68687034
>8 inches
oh my god I have to see it
>>68686974
my cousin had an online relationship forever, she was in america and he just moved to americaa to live with her.
american mate just snapchatted me this
>>68687059
Hello Kim
How's the life?
Send me a korean gf please
>>68687057
imagine being enough of a runt you take the trouble to do shit like this to make people laugh at you
>>68687048
m-m-me too
Sometimes I pick up a girl and I think oh she'll be alright for a shag but then we get into bed and I realise I'm completely put off by their personality and/or body and can't even stay hard for them
>>68687010
bit jelly 2bh
not a fan of when people start talking about their childhood and how they miss it and shit
I'm just glad it's over and I made it out
post slags
>>68687052
small penis is worse, she can't see your cums when you're doing it inside her
>>68687059
oh fuck off
>why yes i do indeed regularly employ a north korean proxy
why yes i do indeed regularly employ a north korean proxy
>>68687062
>>68687047
At work desu
maybe later ;))))))
>>68687070
At work desu
maybe later ;))))))
black pigeon is speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HW7ke_VtU
>>68687053
family unit can't be stable when your uncles are dropping like flies
>>68687068
wrong picture.
>>68687075
>>68687094
>>68687098
Busted you fuckin dumb aussie!!
Imagine finding pictures of your mum on your best mate's phone
>post slags
*fedora*
>>68687098
plees post image of environs
natürlich met zeitstempel.
>>68687116
wat
>>68687075
https://youtu.be/5nnqb6uwd1k?t=1m18s
>>68687094
go to the toilet
>>68687122
wat
>>68687074
m8 i grew up in a £800,000 house in a leafy white suburb with loving parents and yearly trips to america, the carribean etc. summer 2006 when i was about 15 and got my first gf was literally heaven looking back
No wait, imagine finding pictures of your best mate on your mum's phone
>>68687118
This happened to me, had to fuck my friend right off, and live on my own.
>>68687122
fuck off nonce, getting cozy with the other nonce you despicable cunt
>>68687075
got banned for 3 entire days the last time i replied to a post like this
who on earth actually SAVES sfw pics of slags
>>68687094
The thought of you secretly taking a pic of your throbbing 8 inch cock at work really turns me on...
>>68687136
I want see NōKō for proof.
>>68687136
Why does Kim waste his time on /int/?
>>68687160
ok wait here.
>>68687180
banter
>>68687118
>>68687142
happened to me as well
>>68687198
>>68687173
wrong paddy :(
>>68687142
That's fucked. Stay safe. Goodbye.
Daily reminder that there's people having sex RIGHT NOW!!
English is so confusing.....
>>68687211
Sex is only great when its with someone you really care about
Bit of a chore with someone you don't even particularly like, unless you're drunk and not thinking straight
t. normie turned abnormie
>>68687220
on top of the bus, you've been told already
>>68687118
>>68687142
the fuck sort of friends do you cunts have?
jesus
>>68687220
4. on top of the bus
Fucking HATE my existence
>>68687220
doesn't japanese not have countable nouns? now THATS confusing
>>68687139
All my friends have stories like this, I just make shit up having friends/a gf/going to school. I know they can smell the bullshit but they never push the issue.
At least I'm ok now, I have friends and a gf and shit. Think I might still have some issues because I can't stand people becoming too friendly and have to keep everyone at arms length (obviously this means my gfs don't last very long).
>>68687220
Thats on as well. Or on top of.
When you're on something big like that with a platform we'll say on
>He's on the boat
>He's on the plane
>He's on the train
>He's on the bus
>>68687220
he is surfing the bus
>>68687211
>there are people busy masturbating as you are reading this
>>68687228
>normie turned abnormie
Oh fuck off
*puts finger to wrist*
*feels a pulse*
fucks sake....
Watching book of Eli. Thought it was overrated shite because of the normies, but then I realized it gets shit reviews so it's a bit of underrated shite.
>>68687244
Come to Australia sexy Kiwi boy~
We'll make a man out of you~
hmmm so is "on" for things that have room to walk around then?
>>68687118
>Imagine finding pictures of your mum...
can't, she looks nowise good enough save for the sickest lot of motherfuckers.
>>68687273
I not sexy, I'm vile
>>68687267
Well maybe failed normie, or I faked it until I made it normie?
Either way I'm a NEET now that hasn't left my home besides to workout in weeks after dropping out of uni last year
>>68687264
>some have just started, some are nearly finished
>>68687288
Two months in the bush working on LPG pipelines will turn you sexy
>>68687075
that girl right there is a thang of beauty
>looks at me face in the mirror
I think I must be the sexiest person alive in the world, lads, ngl
>>68687162
>I like hot slags
>I like pictures of hot slags
>I save pictures of hot slags
>????
>>68687279
I get why he's confused desu, but yeah i was thinking the same. It must be
>>68687272
maybe they equalise, so its correctly rated shite
god I wish she would squeeze me left bollock over her head like this
>>68687308
alri 190kg
>>68687318
Wish she'd wrap her legs around me and squeeze tight!!
once trapped a wasp in a bottle and stabbed it with a straw lads
>>68687318
ugly gook 2bh
>>68687114
she gonna be my gf?
I like Japan lad. That is if he's not a proxy
>>68687208
my name isn't paddy Kim you racist
>>68687220
>english is confusing
>t. the language that has context be 50% of a sentence
>>68687320
good post
>>68687342
she posts here so yes
>>68687344
I'm sorry, Gavin?
>>68687318
wish i could hold her hand while she talks about her day
>>68687318
wish she'd look lovingly into my eyes and tell me it's going to be ok as I pass out from blood loss after slashing my wrist
look at these baitheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjcPO5TxkZ8
>>68687339
mate... could you delete this one?
I've been ordering Flat Whites all my life
I'm ready to change my life
What should I order instead?
>>68687228
>Sex is only great when its with someone you really care about
This desu
>>68687318
bet she doesn't shave her fanny
>>68687366
the pozz kuckold
>>68687366
Caffè mocha
>>68687362
sniffed a line of ching about 5 minutes ago and then watched this, literal rivers of sweat pouring out of my palms atm
>>68687378
She's Muslim, and all Muslims shave (one of their religious tenets)
>parents taking you swimming as a kid
>save up your wee all day so you can do it in the pool
>>68687408
So why do they all seem to have beards?
>>68687362
why
>>68687351
got nudes of the slag? sound of her squealing in a posh accent?
*flies into the thread on a dragon*
Greetings fellow travellers.
Opinion on thailad?
>>68687428
I should clarify, sorry, it's a tenet for women
You'd know this if you watched more hijab/burqa/niqab porn
whats are the best modern rpg games....
>>68687440
why
>>68687418
mate
>>68687440
jesus i get fucking numb watching these
>>68687454
hacked my twitter once, good lad generally though
>>68687456
interesting if true...
>>68687220
4. «On top of the bus.»
3. «Riding the bus.»
>>68687454
Right wing nutter but he makes some good memes so hes alright
thinking it might be time for the ol' 'cide lads
>>68687428
halal beards are, by the permission of allah, requires shorter mustache region than beard region. furthermore, a follower of allah must shave pubic hair, armpit hair, and trim their nails, my muwahhid brother.
>>68687362
>>68687440
this is the picture you see when you look up natural selection in the dictionary
>>68687499
What flavour Cider?
>>68687498
this
>>68687454
fairly sound
>>68687454
Hes a little old to be a rorke, yet he still is
>right wing nutter
>>68687500
Allah sure is particular, you'd think an omnipotent being would have better things to do than to worry about how people are grooming their body hair.
>>68687519
Peanut butter, chocolate cake and kool-aid
>>68687454
he has strong opinions on immigration for an immigrant
>>68687462
>t. mong who puts edition in subject
I'm unstoppebal
>>68687418
wonder how many girls do that, a lot I hope
gossiping cunts hey boys
>>68687362
ah fodasse!!
>>68687546
>moving for a job = moving for free housing and gibs me dats
Thailad blew the pro-EU runts out during brexit, he gets an iron cross for it.
>>68687574
this post will make the leftist's head explode
>>68687591
umm we're still here sweety xx
>>68687591
sillyppines
What's the lewdest thing you've seen on YouTube?
>>68687567
from left to right
3 > 1 > 5 = 2 > 4
>>68687598
>>68687574
>>68687598
>implying immigrants don't look for work
>>68687567
>that little squint the last girl does when she smiles
gf does the same thing, call me a bender but it's fucking adorable
>>68687599
Do you read your morning quran passages before or after you pay the jizya tax?
>>68687638
yes, that's exactly what we are implying. 90% of """"refugees"""" in finland are unemployed.
>>68687627
a gay baby sucking his own cock and then getting eaten by a member of the democratic party
>>68687567
i have 2 admit that was qt
>>68687643
bender
>>68687648
ahh yes, immigrants = refugees
Why do i find this very arousing?
>>68687643
your a bender
>>68687638
If an immigrant is coming here for a specific job then sure that's fine. If they're coming here for gibs and to eventually work in tescos then that's not the same thing.
>>68687567
>pssst...anon is a virgin
>>68687634
corr blimey mate save some filesize for the rest of us
>>68687679
wtf h-how'd they find out
the modern pseudo-pacifist fury at the atrocities, alleged or actual, of outcast regimes, is the nearest a lot of secular liberals get to real, fire-and-brimstone moral passion. They aren’t allowed to disapprove of anything they themselves do, or that their neighbours do. And all domestic crimes, even including rape and murder and racism, are subject to the liberal Code of Excuses, under which the perpetrators aren’t entirely responsible for what they do, owing to poverty, bad housing, bad parenting or some other thing they couldn’t control.
>>68687643
bender
>>68687679
oh dear, however will i live this down
>>68687673
so you only want migrants to steal the good jobs? seems a bit fair to people who've actually worked hard?
>>68687627
there was cp on it at one stage iirc
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
lads, have you heard this little ditty. heard on the radio earlier
https://youtu.be/34Na4j8AVgA
>>68687661
>Unemployment among Finland's largest foreign community, Russians, is around 28%. As a group, the Russian community is very heterogeneous.
>>68687690
>>68687669
>>68687660
don't care x
>>68687708
it's a nice tune
cheeky 'cide?
>>68687661
rasheed
>>68687704
that was facebook and it got shared thousands of times by normies for some reason lol
like 3 years ago maybe
>>68687698
Don't care.
>>68687723
thank you for agreeing, la
>>68687726
Kopparberg mixed berries
how do brits usually kill themselves since they dont have guns? Ropes?
>>68687698
>Steal the good jobs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lump_of_labour_fallacy
There isn't a finite supply of jobs
However if all we do is let in people who end up earning less than £35k a year (the amount needed to be a net contributor) there IS a limit on the public purse to subsidise people with
>>68687754
rope
>>68687754
they just walk into the sea
>tfw i'm quasimodo
>>68687754
>The most common method used in the United Kingdom is hanging. Other suicides reported often include self-poisoning.[5] Suicide using firearms accounts for only a very small fraction, possibly due to tight gun control very few households in the UK possess them (4 per cent).[6] Self poisoning and overdosing are the common methods used by women.[7]
>Inhalation of domestic gas was the most common method of suicide during the mid-twentieth century. It was completely eliminated by the 1990s as a result of the replacement of coal gas containing toxic carbon monoxide by the non-poisonous natural gas.[8][9][10] Later, suicide by inhalation of carbon monoxide from car exhausts became common, but has declined since the introduction of catalytic converters.[11]
>>68687767
Pope?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8
>>68687738
it's okay babby it's fine to just not like foreigners
>>68687758
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/05/11/immigrants-far-more-likely-to-be-entrepreneurial-than-british-bo/
these bloody immigrants, creating all these jobs
new
>>68687797
>>68687797
>>68687797
NEW
NEW
NEW
>>68687754
they just walk up to nigel farage's house with a quran
>>68687794
Look how great they are, we must replace our own people with them.
>>68687736
nah this was like a decade ago
>>68687794
Guarantee the majority of these businesses are corner shops and takeaways