/brit/

Hahahahaha

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Sister thinks obamacare is a good thing

>>68682146
FOY

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hmm

peng munch is on it's way lads

>>68682199
what about that hotel maggie was in?

whats the quickest way to talk to a girl right now

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debating whether to turn up for the 3 hour exam at 9am tomorrow. on the one hand I said I would to my tutor and she's hardly going to have pity on me if I don't

on the other, the odds of her pity making a difference are slim and the exam is 3 fucking hours

can't believe the state I've let myself get into but I guess I can still blame it on my fucked up family

time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start so dance alone to the beat of your heart

haven't had any meat today
gym is going to be rough

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>>68682231

where were you 2 threads ago lad the canadian reviewbrah posters were being quite mean to me x

>>68682227
average leaf in 2020?

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I like skinny tall girls with somewhat masculine faces (not traps tho)

Anyone else know this feel?

CHEDDAR AND PINEAPPLE ON A SCHTECK

>>68682272
handcuffed to a radiator

>>68682248
just take it, 3 hours of your life is nothing in the grand scheme of things

tired but can't sleep till the gf gets home

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68682231
yesssssssssss
>>68682146
It's so fucked, it's almost as if it was made to be shit and indefensible so the healthcare industry can get it repealed easily

>>68682146
Why isn't it?

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>>68682279
me
but desu I prefer all that but with a bit of muscle and cute faces like Russian girls

>>68682248
GO TO THE EXAM

You will regret it forever if you don't.

Just turn up, do it and commit. DO IT NOW.

Life isn't hard, it's just a checklist.

[ ] EXAM

>>68682306
the agdg shitposters now can't stop bringing up halifax
i can't believe you've done this

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would you fuck this girl if she paid you $3,000 to do it?

girl says my name in a cute way and she sent me a message with it and it keeps making me smile thinking about how she says it

doing a black metal listen

>>68682337
>Life isn't hard, it's just a checklist.
t. chad scientist

>>68682331
it is, it was just implemented really poorly

there is a reason Trump isn't scrapping it completely.

>>68682346

what's the catch?

>>68682346
YES because SHE paid ME

>>68682303
>>68682337
alright lads, I'll do it

going to make fuck all difference though

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>>68682336
good lad

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Met an american in a pub the other night and he asked the barman to put ice in his red wine

post your environment

currently:

>macbook
>on bed
>cat asleep next to me
>listening to the smiths

>>68682331
It made insurance costs go through the roof if you're not poor enough to go on government insurance

how would much money do you need to be on before it makes financial sense to pay a grand for a handjob?

>>68682398
>r3dditr3ddit
fuck off

i don't even read posts that are longer than 3 words at these point

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>>68682396
Russian girls have these cute pudgy faces
like Asian faces but not flat and more defined.

plus they're tall and well proportioned

German girls are ugly

>>68682390
failure is notable worse if you know you didn't try.

>>68682430
>hating on literally the only likeable jewish american
neck yourself

>>68682357
Bender

>>68682434
didn't read this

>>68682434

just came back from dinner with zooey deschenel AMA

>>68682426
it never makes financial sense to pay for a handjob they are shite

I would tear you all apart, your limbs would be naught but sinewy mantlepieces in my house.

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can't remember the last time i paid attention to a post that didn't have a (you) or the pengest munch in

>>68682337
This just changed my life lad xx

>>68682402
>cat
>the smiths
battyman/10

>wooden folding chair
>shitty midget wooden desk covered in books and notes
>ANUS laptop running xubuntu
>listening to the white lies

>>68682402
>Thinkpad
>on a sofa with feet up on an ottoman
>blizzard outside
>watching Stargate SG1

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>>68682346
yes sir

pretty much changed my entire friends group at uni within like 2 weeks (except from a few people) lads

>>68682398
>steal memes from 4chan while acting like a 4chan shitposter in real life
>people praise you as so funnayyy xDDD

>have ITV2 on in background for some reason
>catch 5 minutes of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mom_(TV_series)
>surprisingly cute

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>>68682491
>anybuntu

>tfw we win the league

>>68682402
macbook
handcuffed to a radiator in a freezing cold room

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>>68682360

quite partial to a bit of thrash metal

>>68682279
I like butterface girls with pornstar-tier bodies but average as hell faces

Linguine is far superior to spaghetti lads

what would the chicken connoisseur think about me ordering strips over wings

>>68682540
literally just turned off the telly because this was on, absolute complete shite

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>>68682545

>>68682536
>implying you don't watch most of his videos

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>>68682272
>pepper on fries

>>68682545
>tfw 'we' 'win' the 'league'

>>68682585
I haven't watched any of his vids in like a year

>>68682585
He went to shit months ago, entirely redditised

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>>68682553

>>68682585
>watching any of these meme channels on Youtube

desu I only use Youtube for music and sometimes documentaries and other informational videos

>>68682585
He steals content from MDE which isnt even that good on its own

unfunny cunt`

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>pour a about a quarter of flat coke into still-fizzy coke
>it becomes all flat

>>68682574
Anna Faris is waifu-tier

Her being weirdly sexual with her mom and Joy from My Name Is Earl works for me

y'all pagans

>>68682574
promos for ITV talent shows make me physically sick, just put that fucking channel out of its misery

What programs do the ITV channels have that aren't total shit? I'm genuinely curious now.

>>68682619
its paigons you fucking retarded spaka LOL

who has the better life?

yank trailer trash - theoretically they should have more money and higher living standards

british underclass - more benes

what are the actual bene options in yankland?
need a yank reply desu
because on one hand they seem to object on princple but on the other their government is a huge bureaucracy full of regulations and I find it hard to imagine they only offer foodstamps/veteran benefits which is the only things I hear about

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might do an unironic order of wings from this place by my gym that just opened up

>>68682622
X Factor

>>68682587
It's actually pretty good.

reckon im well on my way to becoming a serial killer

ordered kebab and fries from the chippy

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ah yes british art

had an argument with the gf tonight. told her not to talk to me again

all over basically nothing too. why are relationships hard work lads

>>68682248
Was like this before most of my exams and still managed to pull 40% (first year physics)

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>>68682640
>welfare in north america

>>68682660
rule of thumb: you're NOT a serial killer if you THINK you're a serial killer

now fuck off and jump in the bin you potato famine cunt

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>>68682567

strips are good desu his highest rated munch is a strip burger

>>68682660
Will be forwarding this to your PM

>>68682616
it's nothing but female comedy and yank comedy. Absolute abomination. My name is earl was alright though

>>68682636
lmao it's not tard

Went to my office christmas "party" tonight, it consisted of an inedible starter course, a terrible turkey dinner with soggy roast potatoes, accompanied by an ok pudding, and I was sitting next to a menopausal woman and a black guy who just wanted to talk about sports. Seriously felt suicidal and left early.

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cover me, I'm going in

>>68682709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6gttfNjIDg

you ugly little retard lmao kys LOL

Why do "normies" come on here and brag about their lives? Do they think it makes us jealous or flustered?

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>>68682694
>MacOS

better than Windows but still dire

>>68682597
>>68682606
>>68682611
>>68682614
Stop lying, you all still watch his channel

>>68682728

>us
>flair isn't a british one

i don't think he gets it lads

>>68682694
shit on the villa

>>68682692
why would you bully me

it's things like this that will contribute to my war of retribution against society and all its woes

>>68682698
the initial seasons were but, then it just became awful

Americans don't know when to just let a show die with grace.
Seinfeld is one of the few that did.

>>68682746
i never did you moron

>>68682712
everyone at work is trying to convince me to go out with them this weekend for the christmas party

they're promising me it will be "mental" but i don't like any of them and really don't think i'll enjoy it

>>68682746
I don't desu, I stopped when he was just starting up that vape nation thing

No bloody thank you

>>68682728
No, you're in the minority, /brit/ is a normie general for the most part

>68682746
excellent (You) bait
impressed

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>>68682750

delete this

>>68682728
normal people don't know what 4chan is nevermind post here. they're looking for attention

t. normie

>>68682345
Wasnt even me lol all i ever did was the maisie post

>>68682725
k you should teach ebonics mate since you're so literate in it

>>68682680
the trick is to care less

>>68682728
this is a normie general full of normies doing normie patter

it's nothing to do with you

>>68682690
mate, in my first year I pulled 65% like this

but I'm in the 4th year of an MEng and these exams are seriously massive and there's no way of bullshitting around it

Finished Zankyou no Terror lads, experiencing feels atm

>>68682797
omg just KYS already XDDD

>>68682809
I'm a normie though. Just seems pathetic to come here and bring it up out of nowhere. I'veprobably fucked more girls than you desu

>>68682762
Just don't bother, I have been to about 8 christmas parties and I only enjoyed one of them because I'd made some pretty good mates at the company I was working for at the time.

How does it going my normie friends

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>>68682728
it makes more sense when you realise these "normies" are actually far from normal

they're the sort of people who build up this huge edifice of a personality like some sort of discount reptilian in order to "fit in" which what they think regular people are like.

>>68682622
The Chase.
Some okay sports coverage.
That's it.

American leftists have ruined the world

Discuss

>>68682809
how can i not care about the person i love

>>68682758
I've come to expect that now, it's safer for profits to milk a good show than to risk something new

bossman packed my burger proper nice lads

no lettuce falling out at all, great sauce, cheese was nicely melted

great stuff

One of my piss bottles exploded today

It was like that scene in there will be blood when the oil is on fire

>>68682832
I disagree
prove me wrong

>>68682691
in britain if you are out of work the government will cover your full rent, your health insurance costs and give you discretionary payment for your family's miscellaneous housing costs. they don't do this in yankland?

>>68682818
ok so everyone here is a normie, and we're all just discussing normie things. so why do you think it's bragging?

>I'm a normie though. Just seems pathetic to come here and bring it up out of nowhere. I'veprobably fucked more girls than you desu

normies don't cry about normie humour you're probably a fat bloke

>>68682832
half and half nigger culture and leftism

>>68682832

They have not.

End of Discussion.

>>68682769
>vape nation
That vid makes me laugh though tbqh

>>68682820
i keep telling them no and they keep saying no isn't an acceptable answer

really don't think i have a choice unless i want to be known as the antisocial shitlord that hates fun

>>68682728
Most of it is lies though, and they couldn't make that more obvious if they tried.

>>68682832
how is it possible to be this retarded

>>68682853
>>68682862
Terrible posts

Normal people don't say "normie"

>>68682728
literal attention whores, they're basically women.

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>i care about and pay attention to literal youtube drama

>>68682838
yeah....I bail out well before it gets there....

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>edifice

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*does a cheeky dab*

is chocolate really therapeutic?
can it have effects on dopamine receptors to combat depression or ss?

Reminder that the mongol empire at its height was the greatest military power relative to other countries the world has ever seen

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>>68682814
no sweetie :)

>>68682878
>they keep saying no isn't an acceptable answer
have you not had consent workshops in your workplace?

that's just wrong, anyone on 4chan has a concept of what a "normie" is it's just most of us partake in what would be described as one

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>>68682855
>getting real actual money
>for free
>from the government

>>68682832
Are you really this dumb? There were big leftist movements occurring before America even caught on

specifically in western europe

>>68682762
Save your money, it always ends up costing a small fortune

>>68682918
do NOT start this shit again you cunt

drain the swamp

>>68682935
canada isn't yankland


let me tell you about your country

>>68682914

>using chocolate to combat depression

get yerself down the doctor's you twat

flush the toilet

>>68682924
literally witnessed one of the managers slap a female colleagues arse the other day

>>68682922
Police literally have better rilfes than our armed forces

>>68682966
I'm not worth a doctor's time

ordered too much food

>>68682928
which is why the arrogant posers are annoying.
they have this weird media warped view of what being "normal" is when in reality most people here are well adjusted for the most part.

the only unity is >nogf

>>68682878
>i keep telling them no and they keep saying no isn't an acceptable answer
Just don't go, simple

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i can't be the only one here who fancies a fat chinky buffet right now

I saw a good post relating to this and i'll try to recreate it

>"so, I see from your internet history you've been spending a lot of time on the "international" board of "4chan" website?"
>haha yeah, I browse /brit/
>"/brit/? what is that?"
>well you see its a general thread yeah but its like a normie general you know haha
>"a normie general? whats a normie?"
>w-well uh, people like you and me... normal people you know?

>>68682975
if he was disciplining her for misconduct then that is acceptable

>Enter the thread
>Make a single post
>Completely change the direction of discussion for the rest of the thread and possibly the next one

Love it, I really am the puppet master

Go on runts, bicker away with your half thought out arguments and furiously look at Wikipedia links while I melt into the background

>>68682855
You only get money if you're a single mother with 12 kids

>>68682964
they have more than we do desu
http://federalsafetynet.com/us-welfare-programs.html

but its still paltry

>>68682922
I thought we didn't have armed police outside of airports

Poo. Also, wee.

>>68682988
Save it for tomorrow

>>68683015
Last time I went to one of those I got food poisoning

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*bites wings*

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>>68683038

>>68683036
Who do you think responds to gun crime?

>>68682983
L85A2 is better than the G36, but not the HK

Anyone else charismatic here? Its my best characteristic desu since I'm not that handsome

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hmm....

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what did she mean by this

>>68683071
well yeah but it doesn't look like that from the picture, they look like they're patrolling

feeling a bit down lads gonna watch this bad boy again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc&t=3s

fucking gay bastards

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>tfw your favourite mixer on soundcloud changes direction and start making faggy tropical house mixes in order to get more hits

Food today:

100g almonds
225g rice (weight before cooking)
200g doritos
4 chicken breasts

>>68683083

Yes

I'm also intelligent, nihilistic and possess a wicked sense of humour

>>68683118
He's 23. I look fucking 40 compared to him

what is the point of PIN numbers if all the information required to use a bank card is on the card? all you need to do is see it or photograph it and it's completely untraceable unless you use it to transfer money into your own account instead of justing buying stuff but why would someone do that.

banks are retarded

>>68683082
You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

>>68683126
>200g doritos
hmmmmmm

>>68683126
>almonds
enjoy your cyanide XDDDD
>>68683147
lol I've shot both. Haven't shot the other one

>>68683146
I've got a separate security number you need to use my card online that isn't written on the card desu

Funny you can tell who is a virgin in this thread.


>>68682946
>>68682964
>>68682983
>>68682988
>>68682995
>>68683024
theres are virgins.


>>68683089
>>68683121
>>68683126
>>68683142
>>68683184
these aren't

woke up 2 hours ago

>>68683034
seems like they have everything we have. i imagine the sanctions, and qualifying criteria is stricter and amount lower.

how can canada survive as a 1st world world country with less than this?

>>68683142
>he's 23

lmao what the fuck

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>>68683193
what did he mean by this

>>68683121
Curbi?

>>68683197
Fuck off murderer

dildos

>>68683221
yank btfo

>>68683126

>litre of orange juice
>3 chicken wings
>medium portion of fat chips
>share pack of starburst
>large pack of haribos
>2 jaffa cake bars
>a large bowl of lucky charms

>>68683221
You've been bummed but haven't stuck it in a girls fanny

>>68683255
wrong

What should I get the so-called dad for xmas? He's just had his bail period extended and won't be able to spend the full day with the familia, so I want to get him something nice.

>>68683221
Kek.

Jamal BTFO

>>68683225
No Chris Malinchak

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>>68683193
true desu

REALLY like parma violets and love hearts lads haha not had them in ages, got a proper craving but the 24/7 paki establishment shut down so can't get any right now

>>68683264
glencadam 21 yo

Constantly fucking unconsciously read youtube comments and they just piss me off and makes me annoyed, why the fuck do I do that?

>>68683184
what bank?


i think they might be rolling this out nationwide as a response to the crash. banks finally realised the system was insecure as fuck and only cared about making it easy to spend money.

people won't be allowed to quote their card details on the phone or insert it on websites in future

just don't understand how that was ever considered acceptable.


sure anyone in a job who is caught using customer card details would be immediately fired/jailed but how they could be caught isn't clear and there would always be some people crazy enough to try it.

>>68683288
He doesn't really drink desu.

>>68683206
from what I know there are lots of tax benefits available, but getting actual welfare is hard unless you're disabled

but its different in every province, I know Ontario is pretty punishing

>>68683126
fatty

here's mine:

bowl of porridge - ~70g oats with water and a tbsp of sugar
bowl of rice with a bot of curry sauce ~ 100g dry
lots of coffee

>>68683319
gram of peruvian

what did she mean by this

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/apprentice-beauty-frances-bishop-swaps-9456262

FUCKING BITCH

>>68683126
>Dominos Personal Pizza (it was naff)
>Calendar Chocolate

>>68683342
He doesn't really do drugs desu.

food today:
bit of chips
bit of toast
bit of hot chips and fish for dinner
bit of chips

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feels good

nintendo 64 won't turn on :(

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Haven't had sex for over six months, constantly feel tense and on edge and wanking doesn't relieve the tension anymore

>>68683327
suspect you are exaggerating because you are a rorke who doesn't want to accept reality. the benefits in US/UK are baseline besides public healthcare

>>68683364
one day special

>>68683348
why don't girls ever look like this IRL, I hate natural lighting.

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heh looks like his daughter is growin up......

>>68683374
:'(

>>68683401
who?

>>68683126
1 cup of tea
5 samosas

will probably make something else as well
can't go to the gym tonight because its closed from the storm

sometimes I walk through london and ponder why the fuck does the north bother to exist

>>68683126
I eat like shit today

half a rotisserie chicken breast in a chicken sandwich
a doughnut, banana yogurt and some cheezits
left over chicken I made into linguine chilli garlic pasta surprise, which was really nice

>>68683401
/tv/ nonces out

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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38336101

>US F35 fighters to deploy from Royal Navy aircraft carrier

>Sir Michael said: "As Britain's pre-eminent operational partner, including in our current fight against Daesh [Islamic State group], the inter-operability of British and American forces is crucial

>A spokesman added that British pilots, engineers and deck handlers are currently operating from US Navy carriers on skills "which will be important when it comes to deploy the new British carriers".

Crazy how you can join the British armed forces and effectively end up serving in the American one lmao

might go sleep

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>>68683437
L O N D O N

are the shop outlets in your towns surrounding your largest city also 50% employment projects/charity shops/vacant or is it just glasgow?


welcoming foreigners responses as well.

>>68683401
Heard the rumours about Louis CK sexually harassing female comedians? The claims seem plausible

>>68683473
mans never been outside when its shutdown

>>68683401
they are lot uglier than the actresses that play them

>>68683471
fucking Lycadon

*becomes less*

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>>68683437

in my elite opinion: central and north london are all shit

>>68683471
Can anyone explain why people use these cheap phonecalls to foreign countries when it's so easy to chat for free over the internet

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Yoga 710 lad seeker here

Unironically ended up buying the Asus UX360UA for £810

>>68683437
Some parts of the north are good, the Peak District for example is comfy as fuck

t. fellow Londoner

>>68683437
south is so much better than west and north 2bh

City of London >>>>>>>> Anywhere else in London

I will take this world by the fucking balls and make it my bitch, I am the chosen one and I will bring my utopian vision of humanity to you one way or another.

>>68683528
its mostly older people I think who don't want to deal with internets, that is old people are either calling or being called.

>>68683437
Sometimes you just have to get away from the nig nogs and muslamicz

>>68683543

I really want a penthouse in the barbican. I'd use a high powered telescope to perv on office workers.

Going to obtain one of these

>>68683528
not everyone has wifi let alone 3g in those countries sweetie :) x

>>68683543
Only if you're a literal millionaire

>Texting a girl
>I say something funny
>Gives me an "lol" or a "hahahahaha that's great!" or whatever
>Go about my day
>Text her later asking her something or other
>"Oh, so now you reply to me?!"
Seriously bitch? How the fuck am I supposed to reply to "lol"?

need to go to sleep but my alarm doesn't work 100% of the time

>London is the best thing in the country
London is the best thing in the country
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>London is the best thing in the country
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>decide to wank to a (18+) girl from naruto
>half an hour later I'm cumming to interracial porn with 3D people in it
haha what am i like

life as a brit, right lads?

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the barbican is hideous but I still like it for some reason

watched rogue 1

they turned vader into arnold schwarzenegger (apologies for spelling)

Perusing the sweeties on Amazon.co.uk

Any recs?

>>68683471
at lleast these are functioning businesses.


t. person who wrote >>68683473

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this stuff is incredible

>>68683627
I fucking hate texting most of the time. Even hot girls

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>live 10 minutes from the biggest shopping area in europe

quite nice honestly

fuck london

>>68683627
She sounds needy, cut it off mate

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>>68683637
>>London is the best thing in the country

>>68683659
What is it supposed to do?

>>68683646
it works because it's full of billionaires using that civic centre /arts complex thing attached to it isn't it

that might be a different place i forget

>>68683696
Purp

imagine paying 3 million quid to live in a one bedroom closet just so you can say you live""""""""""in london

>>68683696
Stops frogs turning gay

>>68683627
she's clearly a mentalist lmao just stop

>>68683683
>>68683660
But she's so ridiculously cute, lads. I literally saw her across the room and thought "she is the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life, I want to get to know her."

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well?

>>68683673
Living near a big shopping area isn't even relevant in the age of online shopping granddad

Would gladly pay my entire wage just to live in London

FUCK living anywhere else, why the FUCK would you do that?

>>68683749
sucker

>>68683752
>a male posted that

>>68683749
you get over those feelings. Bang and dash

>>68683126
Here's what I had
>beans on toast
>party sausage rolls
>ham butty
>a donut
hmmm not very good desu

>>68683752
Is telling kids not to get into strange vans offering sweets victim blaming too?

>>68683752
>try not to get raped pls
>"wow victim blaming"
every time

>>68683752
>"look both ways before crossing the street"
>"DON'T VICTIM BLAME ME"

>>68683779
But I don't do casual sex. It does nothing for me.

style of architecture and design of urban planning is literally irrelevant since the only thing that matters is whether rich (((((((white)))))) people move there

a city made of jelly would work if the people were rich enough to pay crazy maintenance costs.

>>68683752
Millennials can't handle the truth. That poster is actually very good and spells out what could actually happen.

Going to London in January

bazinga

got married twice and had two jackasses

>>68683847
hoho

>>68683850
ordinaries begone

>>68683814
Could have just said you had low test mate

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>>68683753

radical idea here: some people like leaving the house from time to time and having anything at their disposal when they do

>>68683825
>>68683799
>>68683790
>>68683789
knew you melts would just carry on victim blaming. so predictable

This just in, things are worth what people are willing to pay for them

>>68683877
Shut up you meff

>>68683874
not liking this idea

put in the bin for me would you

should be a lot more tired than i am

business idea: a website like 4Chan but people can create and moderate their own 'boards', called sub-boards. Because moderation will play a big part in setting it apart from the competition people will have to create their own accounts and, to incentivise better quality posting, people will be able to "like" or "dislike" each other's post which will add to a total "like" number on the users profile

Hate this stupid Amazon 'add on item' bollocks for free delivery over £20

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Ahh, it must feel good to have a crowded general thread

>>68683898
what do you call a tired bull?
a bulldozer

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>>68683885
I don't think so lad

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boss convinced me to work a saturday by giving me wednesday and thursday off but now i'm staring two days of work in the face including a saturday reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>68683877
maybe you shouldn't have posted it then if you knew what was going to happen

thinking of en gland during WW2 lads x

>tfw no evacuation to the countryside gf

https://youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk

...Anonymous
12/16/16(Fri)00:53:48 No.68683844
Remember the Australian guy who doxxed The French girl and posted the thread about her sucking 5 dicks in one night everyday

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Doing a read

>>68683931
explain

>>68683885
Sorry lad if some goon pays a million quid for a Freddo it doesnt make if worth it

>>68683874
she wants a man from brum

business idea: beat me on haxball and i'll transfer 20 quid into your account

bought some plum jam today

have you bought any jam recently?

>>68683865
Could've just said you're a memester lad.

*milks your willy*

This just in, things are worth what the cartels tell you they are worth

>>68683977
Amazon is free delivery for orders of £20 or over but loads of shit is classed as add on items so doesn't count towards it

Was looking at something that was £8 and it was an add on item

>>68683958
tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_28mmoBNEgY

This just in, things are worthless

>>68684008
i make my own you rube

>>68684008
yeah, a jar of sainsburys basics strawberry jam

finished it in less than a week because I kept spooning it from the jar

you guys may not know this but all african americans smell like cocoa butter

its disgusting

>>68684034
shocking what the cartels are doing these days

lads are coming over