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Nasty Brutish and Short edition
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giving it 110% this thread lads
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>>68680034
gas everyone living in germany lads
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Five-year-old Sunderland supporter Bradley Lowery has terminal cancer, but he scored a penalty for his beloved Black Cats in the warm-up against Chelsea on Tuesday night.

Now fans have started a campaign to try to make his strike December's Premier League goal of the month.
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banker bonuses are good
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might build a brick shithouse out back this weekend
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things i rate:
taste of tennessee
eden's cottage
dallas

things i do not rate:
dixy
chicken valley
chick king
paul pogba
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have no friends
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>>68679974
it is pretty dumb
the "hate" is mostly manufactured anyways.
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posters I don't rate:
nova scotia
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which great scientists/philosophers were alcoholics or drug addicts
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I'm realising something...the yanks here are better posters than most brits. By being so vitriolic towards them we've weeded out the weak runts...
*Studies clipboard*
*Studies test tube changing colour*
*Titrates solutions*
Interesting....
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>>68680149
all me
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Really really do not like Jews.
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>posters I don't rate:
reddit flaggers
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peng munch lads
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>>68680155
Joe Rogan
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>>68680155
my uncle dave
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>>68680080
Would you expect better writing from one of the dullest franchises in history of franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
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Hmmmm
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>>68680155
all of them
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>>68680171

jews have the biggest ego per capita of any race on earth
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>>68680161
they're improving over time. canadians still suck though
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>>68680171
you dropped your tin foil fedora, lad
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>>68680155
Russell Brand
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>>68680087
>"Now fans have started a campaign to try to make his strike December's Premier League goal of the month."
It's a fine sentiment, but by rationality I can't support this because it genuinely isn't the best goal of December, 2016.
>>68679858
From me, it's not from anti–american xenophobia, just that the general quality is noticeably low at times and that prick who posts... I rather not say.
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Yo boss, 4 wings n chips and a strip burgaa yea?
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>>68680217
>its just a conspiracy goy, youre crazy!
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>>68680171
ah yes nazi apologism
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post yours
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>>68680217
this
communism is a myth
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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i summon thee:

dracula.

kill everyone in this thread and make them your minions
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could heem all of every. single. one of you
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>>68680187
mentioned
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>>68680254
Ahhhh yes a kike
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>Browse /pol/
>threads hating on blacks
>browse more
>thread about a /pol/tard finding out his gf wasn't a virgin and lost it to a black guy before they met
>another thread about a South American pretending to be this spic with this white girl from Instagram
>thread full of butthurt
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>>68680208
Are ISISers just really depressed?

maybe we're going about the war on terror the wrong way
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What age were you when you grew up and realised fake-titted glamour slags weren't really that attractive?
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>>68680251
Don't watch any of those
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Getting on the plane to Siberia as I type lads
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donald trumps jewish son in law is pulling a lot of strings
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>>68680270
what site is this?

I never deadlift desu :^)
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Doing a think
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>>68680297
>communism
>bad
nah
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>>68680270
mine will have plummeted over the last few months so shan't be doing that hahaha
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>>68680353
binned
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>>68680333
what
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>They added microtransactions to CoD4
wew fucking lad
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>>68680270
bodyweight-105kg
Bench (close grip)-125kg
Front squat-140kg
Deadlift-235kg
Axle press-115 push, 90 strict
Log press-95kg
Yoke walk-300kg 20m
Farmers walk- 135kg/hand 15m
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Ahhhhhhh yes
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>>68680171
cherry picking the jewish influencers.

what about all the ones who weren't jews and the jews who had no more affiliation with their jewish heritage

i suppose you think it was in their blood or it was the jew hivemind /conspiratorial council orchestrating it or something equally ridiculous
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>>68680270

fuck off obsessed gym junkie
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>>68680340
strengthstandards.co
me neither la, prefer to just do lowbar squats and upper back exercises seperately
still do them every now and then
>>68680359
doubt they'll be lower than mine
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>>68680402
could heem you without even trying
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>>68680394
how?
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find it humorous how rorkes are regurgitating the EXACT same memes as they did before the war
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>>68680155
Brandon Block
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>>68680270
what site, lid
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If you wouldn't shag this then you're a paki, poof or paedo
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>>68680353
depends who's behind it

there's a reason Stalin purged all the old (((Bolsheviks))) and created a native Russian core to the party.
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>>68680424
Supply drops.
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>>68680301
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>>68680403
>died on his birthday
good meme
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>>68680425
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>>68680402
>Axle press-115 push, 90 strict
>Log press-95kg
>Yoke walk-300kg 20m
>Farmers walk- 135kg/hand 15m
very jelly that you have this equipment
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>>68680394
Hmm who could be behind this
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>>68680422
good for you lad
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>>68680420
I've barely squat in the last 3 months and have only squatted 100kg once in that time

I deadlifted for the first time in that same period a week ago for 80kg although it could have been a lot higher

injury rehab sucks :(
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>>68680345

>Stalin was jewish
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Can't wait to buy an Xbox One or a PS4 so I can play all those games that were released on the previous gen except with better graphics!
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>>68680270

OHP is 65kg and Front Squat 110kg
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>>68680301
>>thread about a /pol/tard finding out his gf wasn't a virgin and lost it to a black guy before they met
You made this up. The thread was that his gf admitted to being attracted to a nigger and that they kissed once but never dated.
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>this yank on Newsnight

Christ
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Thoughts?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_of_Conservative_Students

>In addition to supporting no-holds-barred privatisation, controversial positions embraced included the support for American intervention in Grenada, RENAMO, the UNITA rebels in Angola, and the Contras in Nicaragua.[14] "Hang Nelson Mandela" slogans[17] were apparently worn by some leading members.[13] The Federation made badges with the words "Nicaragua Must be Free"

>The satirical magazine Private Eye alleged that members of the FCS at Aberystwyth wore springbok jerseys, racially abused ethnic minority bar staff at the student bar and organised a night out in Aberystwyth town centre to celebrate the anniversary of Adolf Hitler's rise to power in Germany
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>>68680436
strengthstandards.co
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>>68680408
>cherry picking the jewish influences
>literally all of the leaders listed on wikipedia are kikes

kek nice one moron

>what about all the ones who weren't jews and the jews who had no more affiliation with their jewish heritage

holy fuck youre blue pilled. jews are a race, it runs much deeper than religion. they are a distinct coherent group that look out for their own interests like any group.
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pretty sure I'll be due about £2700 from HMRC . reeeeeeeeeeee
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Anyone else charismatic here?
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>>68680506
why
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>>68680448
lol
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>TWELVE REPS
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Really like the Jack Taylor series, mes amis.
Rewatching all the episode before coming this year's episodes.
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>>68680320
fourteen years
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>>68680270
what website?
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>>68680413
>literally below intermediate in most of my lifts
>obsessed gym junky
i hope you're meming me
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>>68680523
smfh
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>you will never see this many lefty tears again

Hold me lads
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>>68680251
>its just a conspiracy goy, youre crazy!
>t. leftypedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurt_School#Cultural_Marxism_conspiracy_theory
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Pu Wonk
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>>68680501
>races look out for each other

Wikipedia /list_of_civil_wars
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hm
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>>68680523

meme word
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>>68680034
OC 2bh, feel pretty ok about it
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>>68680437
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>>68680447
But according to these /pol/ maymays which I'm sure are well fact-checked, Stalin was also Jewish
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>>68680534
>not wanting a j00cy pump
bit gay
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>68680523
once people get to know me they love me, like people genuinely develop affection for me because i'm a lovable oaf


but before they get to know me they think i'm a rapist/murderer
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>>68680484
She obviously lied about kissing when she lied before, they definitely fucked
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>>68680563

well Israel IS a holy place after all...
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>>68680524
taxing my full income and not just skimming it off the surface
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>>68680501
How can whitey even compete?

Mad there are white supremacists who simultaneously think whites are the supreme race and at the same time think this tiny group of 15 million Jews control the entire world

That proves Jews are supreme
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>>68680554
I'd have sex with every single female in that image and choose to ejaculate in the Indian one.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>68680550
strengthstandards.co
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>Jewish Bolshevism, also known as Judeo-Bolshevism, is an antisemitic and anti-communist canard which alleges that the Jews were at the origin of the Russian Revolution and held the primary power among Bolsheviks. Similarly, the Jewish Communism theory implies that Jews have been dominating the Communist movements in the world. It is similar to the ZOG conspiracy theory, which asserts that Jews control world politics.[1] The expressions have been used as a catchword for the assertion that Communism is a Jewish conspiracy. It has often coincided with overtly aggressive nationalistic tendencies in the 20th century and 21st century.

>The idea that communist oppression was somehow Jewish in nature is belied by the record of communist regimes in countries like China, North Korea, and Cambodia, where the Jewish presence was and is minuscule

ah yes
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Name one thing worse than a spastic /pol/tard feigning intelligence from things learned from infographics
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>>68680523

i have negative charisma
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>>68680437
literally this
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>>68680633
>>Jewish


stopped reading right there
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>skinny fat dweebs with their shitty lifts trying to make brit/fit/

cringe
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A man's value to society has never been tied to what he does in the bedroom. Rather, that is society's value to the man.
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>>68680554
why are all pretty women left wing?
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>>68680643
stubbing your toe when it's cold out (irish weather)
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neurons are firing
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>>68680437
looks a lot like my tranny "aunt" (uncle), michelle
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Contemplating having a wank lads
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>>68680602
who cares whether it's the right thing for u to be doing? ur entire life is the product of short term binges & lack of control. silly betas.
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>>68680670
Most pretty women aren't political at all
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>>68680670
women are the epitome of retarded goys
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>>68680437
I bet she was probably a decent looking lass before she started with all the surgery, fillers and shit.
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>>68680629
I have a strong suspicion that this was created in Ms Paint.
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>>68680633
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>>68680692
Don't lad.
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got an early leave day tomorrow

can't wait to get home and sit at my computer like I do at work
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would you buy this realdoll
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>>68680643
leftist hypocrits disregarding statistical evidence
you could mush their face in shit they'd swear it smells like roses
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>>68680670
its mainstream to be very liberal these days and girls are as main stream as it gets


for some reason it seems like its really easy to influence the political views of most women
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>>68680725
Last one of the year, I promise
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>>68680420
I don't understand this site
I'm getting advanced or otherwise high scores in all that shit but Its not like I lift really high weight

I usually only bench two 60lb dumbells for 10-12 reps and OHP 80lb for 10
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The government aren't spying on, you take off your tinfoil hat

A pedophile cabal in the media? craziness!
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>>68680708
im a big fan of the "art hoe" archetype
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>>68680741
No, don't like permed hair.
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>>68680602
t. a cuck
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>>68680739
member teletext channel on freeview and the snake game that came with the nokia box?
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>>68680534
I nearly always do over 8 reps
usually 10 sometimes 12
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If you had 30 points. Like an RPG to assign yourself out of these categories. Where would they go?

>Intelligence:
>Charisma:
>Attractiveness:
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>>68680803
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>>68680741
would get a brunette model myself
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>>68680756
maybe your bodyweight is set too low or the units are set to kg
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>>68680811
30 on attractiveness
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>>68680585
he was part of a Georgian orthodox church when he was young and he sure was mean to the other (((old guard))))
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>when you lose an argument in the last thread and bring it into the new one in an attempt to "win"
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good tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Gzly1HGeo
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>>68680739

used to watch football score updates on ceefax

remember when man utd beat notts forest 8-1 and it just said solksjear 80, 90, 90, 90
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>>68680714
That's the only thing keeping her from falling apart
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guess ill smoke marijuana so i can go super-saiyan poster mode... you guys have no idea how high my power level can get....
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>>68680845
Who is this manjuice caboose?
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>seen girl a few times, nothing serious yet but maybe. Spent the night with her last weekend
>I'm not great at replying quickly to texts and generally only send a few lines but always keep the conversation going
>gets randomly passive aggressive with me because I wasn't texting her while she was at her mum's birthday dinner
fucking women lads
I miss uni when I was just having casual sex every few weeks
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>>68680725
Piss off I wank when I want to what I want
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>>68680857
also good tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fllf-WMB0hY
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doing a charasmatic
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>>68680915
haha
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>DRAIN THE SWAMP
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>>68680034
Why are African men so physically superior to white "men"?

>stronger
>taller
>faster
>better muscle development
>deeper voices
>naturally confident
>average cock is 7 inches
>better hair genetics
>black don't crack
>more agile and slick
>increased stamina
>increased endurance
>don't get sun burn
>stronger jaw lines
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>>68680906
Paige
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>>68680915
>I miss uni when I was just having casual sex every few weeks
When does this start haha

Have been here a few months and done nothing more than a winch a few girls and feel them up
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>>68680811
intelligence: 18

attractiveness: 5

charisma: 7


if there were more categories like strength, agility, dexerity they'd all be about 1-2

don't have a lot of armor points either. low hit rating. low luk rating so no crits. my life is a mess.
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>tfw reading metaphysics because i can't understand actual physics

:(
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give me a quick down low on what this "pizzagate" shite is

I hate how every new story has "gate" after it, I HATE IT
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>>68680906
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paige_(wrestler)
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>>68680946
t. a bonafide cuck
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>>68680270
at my peak it was
100kg bench
160kg squat
180kg deadlift
72.5kg ohp
45-ish kg curl

but i got a gf and my gains subsequently have been gobbled.
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gategate
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Donated to charity, lads. Should I get my PR team to release a statement so the world knows how great I am?
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>>68680980
just find a decent textbook for physics. a lot of textbooks are written by dickheads who want to sound smart as possible so make the material 5 times harder to understand than it is
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>>68680980
they're not really related even if they both use the word "physics"

a lot of Physics contains metaphysical ideas.
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>>68681037
physics is the study of the universe's natural phenomena

metaphysics is 'dude what if everything isn't even real'
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>>68680811
16 Intelligence
5 Charisma
9 Attractiveness

Probably about me anyways desu
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>>68680985
retards on the_donald found one or more e-mails mentioning "pizza" in the clinton leaks and went into overdrive trying to prove a washington DC pizzaria is really the front for an underground child abuse ring
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did such a wet bottom burp that i had to run me finger down the crevice to check if i'd followed through
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>>68681062
>metaphysics is 'dude what if everything isn't even real'
think you might need to glance over that metaphysics textbook again
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>>68680946
but black people have no brains
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>>68680946

who is he
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>>68681069
Do girls ever follow through?
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>>68680811
*hacks the game*
*gives myself infinite stats*

haha easy
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>>68681067
Ah yes

Is it like the baneposting flight 4U thing with the spooky coincidences and confirmation bias? At least that was a joke
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>>68681083
muh monads
muh duality
muh nothing is real
muh emptiness

sheer conjecture my man
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>>68680811
7 Intelligence
13 Charisma
10 Attractiveness
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>>68680972
for me it only really started in the second term
lost my virginity in the week after freshers but nothing more than that really til after Christmas
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>>68681100
only if all their friends are doing it
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>>68681110
don't reply to me ever again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn-7oS9mitQ
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>>68681107
Not as bad as Picklegate, though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw
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>alarm for 6:30
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so true
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>>68680937
he did stick to his word by pulling a team of business people instead of career politicians.

the mistake won't be that they're still billionaires detached from reality . it'll be that we underestimated the particular skills politicians have as if it isn't a job in its own right and anybody could do it.
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>>68681134
Don't reply to him again

Nobody should
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if this were an mmo and you had to choose a profession that most matched your personality which would you choose

pickpocketing

enchanting

alchemy
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>tfw my muscles look good and my bodyfat is low but I can't lift these meme amounts
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could do with getting bollocked by this boom
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>>68681147
>tfw got the day off

enjoying my 4 day weekend away from mr noseberg i am
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>>68681147
is that guy ok?
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>>68681115
>>68681063
>>68680974
>>68680830
>>68680811
Fucking cringing hard at this
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>>68681182
i think it's you that needs to do that
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>>68681150
haha yeah haha
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>>68681163
t. GCHQ
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>>68681182
thats from tumblr.

tumblr is better than reddit and 4chan tbf
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might order some food lads
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>>68681131
Really hope this is the next social media """trend"""
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>>68681185
Just a little fun, holy shit.
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going for a shower and a shit lads, don't use my computer while im away haha ;)
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>>68681062
that's not really metaphysics
closer to epistemology
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>>68681171
imagine how wet that water is
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Hillary Clinton spent a billion dollars to not be President. I spent nothing to do the same thing. Who's the better strategist now?
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> tumblr is better than reddit and 4chan tbf
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>>68681239
not as wet as your back pedro
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>>68681231
*opens browser*
*presses ctrl+h*
will be sending this to mummy may
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>>68681231
*doesnt because I don't know where you live*
Alri
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>>68681233
dis
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>>68681252
ONLY for porn

4chan is decent for porn despite only having a handful of porn boards.
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>>68681239
nearly as wet as your mum when I was fucking her last night
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if you were a donkey kong character which one would you be
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>>68681288
mario
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>>68681182
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>>68681274
I've never found anywhere as good as /d/ for what I specifically like

(It's not even that weird)
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>>68681288
samus
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>>68681229
Fuck off back to Redddit
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>>68681280
>>68681254
wow you got me rofl xd
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Had enough of this wank country, can't even fucking buy a house in a good neighbourhood and I have a half decent job. Moving to auscuntland and gonna make friends with other expats
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>>68681233
epistemology is the study of source of knowledge

like 'how do i even know that i know'

metaphysics is conjecture, about what truly 'is'
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>>68681288
candy
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>>68681336
Ahahaha he can't handle the bants don't cry you pudgy wanker
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Why would anyone work when you can get Universal Credit (£200 a month) and Housing Benefit (£255 maximum per month)?

Really boggles the mind.

I can understand in the past when you couldn't get things without paying for them but now you can get all the good stuff online anyway.
>>
*gives you a happy slap*
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>>68681314
what about Gurochan?
/d/ is pretty weak, too much of the same generic shit (shemales) and more novel stuff usually dies on the vine
>>
what's your plank record

7 minutes for me
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tfw no winter cuddles gf
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>>68681336
the leaf one was pretty good 2bh
won't give a leaf a (You) though
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>>68681367
45 seconds here
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>>68681171
What is the actual point of sailing?
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>>68681345
hahahahaha yeah, good call. it's not like our housing market is so inflated that literal sheds are selling for millions in sydney
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>>68681367
30 minutes on top of your mum
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>>68681345
you think you can afford to buy a good house in a good hood here? lmao
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if you were a supplement that was being sold by infowars which one would you be

im lung cleanse
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>>68681356
Because 455 a month is dogshit unless you still live with your mum
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wings or strips
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>>68681394
the iodine one
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>>68681356
might drop out of my uni, how do I get this x
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>>68681356
job centre makes your life difficult

>making you come in daily
>forcing you into slave labour positions
>making you take courses on basic maths and english
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>>68681407
strips every time
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>>68681363
I'm not into dicks on anything but there's enough variation for what I need

Granted I also use sankaku and boorus on occasion as well
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>>68681274
>porn
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>>68681356
£455 per month is not enough to live on unless you live in some northern shithole

Also, I was on £650 per month when I was on universal credit, you must be a teenager
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>>68681401
But it's not though.

Live in a house share, know how to cook, don't smoke, drink once a week.

Holy shit, enough money to save.
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if you were an anime girl which one would you be
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>>68681345
>where I am is shit
>other countries must be better
Oh dear
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>Typical uni student
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>>68681382
>>68681391
Still cheaper than here
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>>68681367
idk, i never feel them in my core either because the muscles in my core literally don't fire from decades of being a lazy cunt

don't need core strength when you spend your life in a chair
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>think /brit/ is shit
>look in the other generals on /int/
>see they're just as bad
>realise /int/ is fucking immature cancer

Why do I bother?
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>>68681381
fun
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>>68681470
average canadian male
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who /gets an erection when they see girls at work carry their hand bag to the toilets/ here
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>>68681446
a black one
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>>68681464
Britain is a dump compared to about 15 years ago
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>>68681442
You can't even live on £455 up here, you daft paki
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>>68680811
25
3
20
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>>68681446
Ex was (and still is I'm sure) just like the left
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>>68681356

don't think i could have visited 31 american states and 16 countries in one year "earning" £455 a month fella
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>>68681425
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Bien, bonjour. Un peu froid dehors. Météo irlandaise.
Le soleil est sorti cependant, j'espère que ça va se réchauffer un peu.
Sur mon chemin du retour de Dublin, sixième fois cette semaine. Dans la station service Enfield maintenant.
Allez voir si je peux avoir de la nourriture. D'accord.
Aucune idée de ce que je vais faire de la journée, on verra. A bientôt
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>>68681472
i can almost guarantee you that you cant afford a good house in a good neighbourhood here either
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>>68681474
need it for a good wank doe ;x
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>>68681478
You forgot
>comes back here to tell us anyway
Pathetic
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>>68681481
Looks like a load of hassle mate
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>>68681470
Reminder that this lad has an Instagram model gf
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>>68681498
i dont get erections
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>>68681522
>30p for grated cheese
hmm
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No wiec dzien dobry. Troche zimno na zewnatrz. Irlandzka pogoda.
Widac jednak slonce, miejmy nadzieje, ze troche sie ociepli.
W drodze do domu z Dublina, szósty raz w tym tygodniu. Tym razem w warsztacie samochodowym Enfield.
Idz sprawdzic czy moge dostac jakies jedzenie. W porzadku. Nie wiem co bede robil przez reszte dnia, zobacze. Do uslyszenia. Pa
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>>68681470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_Oe6XbDTc
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>>68681346
ok but it is through epistemology that people come to new metaphysical understandings.

you don;t just assert that nothing exists, you first question the information given to you (by the scenes) then develop a metaphysical framework form there.

Metaphysics implies there are realities beyond sensory experience, meaning they are beyond traditional scientific reproach, which does make them conjecture. however being conjecture does not make it nonsensical or meaningless, Genuine Conjecture is both highly informative and exists as the backbone behind scientific theories which exist beyond our ability to test or observe with the senses.

for example, claiming the existence of atoms was a metaphysical conjecture until modern technology allowed us to observe them.
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>>68681506
It goes further up north

>>68681524
>almost
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>>68681551
bossman wants, bossman gets
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>>68681502
>>68681509
i see, interesting. what about now?
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>>68681526
ive never wanked before, im catholic and im saving my first orgasm for marriage

have had plenty of nocturnal emissions though :)
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No, hyvää huomenta. Vähän kylmä ulkona. Irlantilainen ilma. Aurinko paistaa tosin, toivottavasti lämpenee vähäsen.
Tulossa kotiin Dublinista, kuudes kerta tällä viikolla. Enfieldin huoltsikal nyt.
Pitää kattoo jos löydän jotain ruokaa. Okei. En tiedä mitä teen loppupäiväl, pitää kattoo miten menee.
Jutellaan taas. Moi.
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>>68681540
taking care of your baby is part of the fun
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>>68681511
Alright, no need to get defensive.
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>>68681505
>when I was a kid it was alright
When I was a child in the late 90s everything seemed ok too

I now know it wasn't, not here or anywhere else, and it hasn't got better anywhere either
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>>68681542
Stop masturbating
>>
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>>68681585
yeah, almost as in unless you have a fucking tonne of money through your senpai, you won't be able to.

you're basically doing a yank right now and expecting whatever country you think is worthy of hosting you to bend over and let you have an unreal house for 1/4 of the cost.
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why do so many film makers make movies that are deliberately boring and call it art
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>>68681491
>bruh what if.... *takes a massive rip*... we freed the slaves
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God morgen. Det er litt kaldt ute, typisk irsk vær.
Solen er ute, så forhåpentligvis blir det litt varmere utover dagen.
Jeg er på vei hjem fra Dublin for sjette gang denne uka. Er nå på Enfield-stasjon. Skal se om jeg finner noe mat.
Vet ikke helt hva jeg skal drive med resten av dagen, men vi får se hvordan det går. Snakkes snart. Ha det bra
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>>68681592
Ex was just like the left here as well
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>>68681610
Things were more affordable and the masses weren't being shit on from every angle like they are now
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So many stupid fat donut eating americans in here, should just change it to a /usa/ thread for fucks sake
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Goedemorgen. Het is Iers weer, dus het is een beetje koud. Maar de zon schijnt dus hopelijk wordt het wat warmer.
Voor de zesde keer deze week onderweg van Dublin naar huis.
Momenteel in het Enfield tankstation, op zoek naar wat eten.
Ik weet niet wat ik verder doe vandaag, zie het wel.
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>>68681523
told Google to FOY
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>>68681657
interesting. now?
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>>68681639
My friend moved there and managed to buy a nice house within 2 years mate
>>
wuu2
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what to do at hogmanay when you have nowhere to go?
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>>68681585
I live in a northern shithole.

That wouldn't even pay a month's rent on a one-bed flat, Ahmed.
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Guten Morgen. Etwas kalt draußen, irisches Wetter halt.
Immerhin ist die Sonne draußen und hoffentlich wird es etwas wärmer.
Ich bin das sechste Mal diese Woche auf dem Weg nach Hause von Dublin.
Bin gerade an der Raststätte bei Enfield und schaue mal, ob ich was zu Essen bekomme.
Okay, keine Ahnung, was ich den Rest des Tages tun werde. Einfach mal abwarten. Ich melde mich bald, Tschüss!
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>>68681696
oh yeah and when did he do that
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>>68681714
delete this one mate
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>>68681532
t. redditor
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Hát jó reggelt. Kicsit hideg. Ír idojárás. Nap is ki mégis, remélhetoleg ez lesz meleg egy kicsit.
Hazafelé Dublin, hatodik alkalommal ezen a héten. Az Enfield töltoállomás most.
Menj, és nézd meg, tudok egy kis ételt. Rendben.
Nem tudom, mi az a nap hátralevo részében fogok csinálni, csak látni, hogy megy. Beszélj újra. Viszlát.
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>>68681705
>That wouldn't even pay a month's rent on a one-bed flat
Stop lying, you can rent a house for £450 per month in northland, so renting a double room must be dirt cheap
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>>68681695
Left
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>>68681718
He moved there 4 years ago and bought the house about 2 years ago
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>>68681478
people freak out whenever there is a real discussion on /brit/ and start spamming
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>>68681780
?
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>>68681782
in which city
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>>68681750
not that guy but I'm in a three bedroom house for 450, it doesnt get that much cheaper for 1 bedroom flats (about 300 I think)
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>>68681750
You're the one who is lying, Ahmed.

I live in the great northern shithole tht is Middlesbrough and pay £475pcm for a one-bed flat.
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>>68681788
t. group of worst posters here and everywhere
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>>68681698
dying
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>>68681820
I see more people shitting themselves about Canada than Canadians making "bad posts"
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Is spelling rogue one wrong a meme?
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food isn't gonna be here until half midnight lads

fucking starving
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>>68681864
yea
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>>68681812
he's assuming that south means london and north means a council estate in grimsby
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>>68681848
Because you're also making awful posts at the same time you deluded spastic
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>>68681788
you mean the canadian autist who goes on his wall text rants about anything possible to try and demonstrate his """wealth""" of intelligence in a thread aimed at acting as retarded and simple as possible?
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>>68681869
What you getting?
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>>68681806
Perth

>>68681809
A 3 bedroom would cost triple that where I live
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>>68681886
nice double team bruv
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>>68681498
fucking love the thought of them pulling a dirty tampon out
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>>68681905
>>68681522
>>
fucking tired of the globalist elite lads
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>>68681864
idiots don't know how to spell rogue

it doesn't help that its spelled like "roh-goo" but pronounced closer to "rou-gh"
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>>68681812
Why are you calling me Ahmed? Bit weird mate. Also, you're getting ripped off
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>>68681923
Bonuses bankers
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I'm feeling that existential dread that I get with taking dissociatives
pretty soon people are going to get fed up with my shit and throw me out
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OI PAWSSS THE POST LUVV I AINT MOPING 'ROUND 'EREEEE
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>>68681904
you say "the" as if it's not every single one of us
>>
going to see eroge one at the kinema later

concessions? crab legs, of course. bone app the teeth
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>>68681904
>a thread aimed at acting as retarded and simple as possible?

boring more like
even the blogposters talking about their mundane lives are better
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>>68681911
to be fair that's in a small seaside town, obviously it would be more in a city
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>>68681960
>>68681950
>>68681959
SNAP TRIPLE
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I hear barking in the distance
>>
Canadians are good posters in /brit/
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>>68681881
the kind of people who get up in arms are also the kind of people who have nothing to contribute ever beyond reposting memes or stuff from twitter/facebook/reddit so I can't say I take your protest seriously.
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>>68681941
>Why are you calling me Ahmed? Bit weird mate.
Because you're clearly a paki

>Also, you're getting ripped off
Nope. it was the going rate for property in this area when I moved in here.

I know you pakis are stubborn, obnoxious, quarrelsome cunts, but you certainly do not know everything like you seem to think you do.
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>working on a temp contract
>don't get paid for bank holidays unless I take it out of my holiday pay
Two bank holidays coming up after boxing day, fucks sake
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How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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what's a single act that is as influential and inspiring in its impact as a spree shooting or suicide bombing but isn't murderous or destructive and has only moral outcomes?
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>>68682018
>not even doing the hand thing
shit image
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>>68681959
>not getting the full fried chicken
>>
this morning i had a really good idea of what i was going to watch tonight but then i like


forgot what i was going to watch and stuff and also like 20 seconds ago i had a good idea of what i was going to post and now i can't remember that either

this like

sucks
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>>68682029
SHAGGING YOUR MOTHER UP HER ARSE
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>>68682021
bad
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>>68682021
>tfw didn't want a gf
>ended up with one by mistake anyway
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>>68682009
Ah yes, the strawman. Do you honestly think people are just being mean bullies for no reason?
Demonstrating Canada's finest posting ability
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>>68682041
kinema chicken is NOT peng lad
weak
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>>68682015
>Because you're clearly a paki
What? Everyone from the south is a paki? lel get a grip you lemon

And Middlesbrough is a fucking dump, just neck yourself
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>>68682029
you could do what the IRA did and try to just destroy property

that or just vandalism
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>>68682064
>>
holy shit just remembered what i stood up to get before


was going to get my other glasses

brb
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>tfw to smart too participate in debates about the quality of leaf posting
most of you are cunts anyways, western scum
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>>68682045
the only one I can think of is childbirth. but that's only for women. I need one I can do before I die so people think well of me.

only option is to burn myself to death selflessly like that buddhist guy
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>>68681444
lolno
>>
>>68682021

completed

moving on to gf2017 early
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>>68682065
I just think its silly roleplaying
>>
>>68682097
got you a present for christmas fitikun x3
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>>68682085
Oh fucks sake don't mention them you'll set the runts off
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>>68682109
YES, BURN YOURSELF ALIVE,

WHILST I SHAG HER UP THE ARSE.
>>
>>68682085
was that a tactical nuke?
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>>68682085
>buildings with people inside
>only property
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>>68682029
running into a house fire to save someone

bloke at work did it but saved the dog instead of the women because he didn't like her, good man
>>
quality life hack I just came up with:
drinking coffee then eating sunflower seeds makes them taste like bacon
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>>68682119
going to go for a new one or keep the same one into 2017?
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>>68682082
Yes, I've admitted Middlesbrough is a shithole, but I was offered a good job nearby Ahmed, you lying smelly shitskin cunt.
>>
Don't mind gays but when I see them kiss I feel physically sick, can't help it
>>
Chapo Junior here
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>>68682147
>"""people"""
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>>68682142
should never have replied to your post desu bt thanks for the (You)s.
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>>68682107
>>68682107
>>68682107

peng new thread
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>>68682147
Bait
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>>68682097
it was supposed to be casual, I can't stand commitment

she's so nice and funny that every time I see we get closer together but while I'm away I'm trying to think of ways to painlessly exit and I reckon it's going to hurt now.
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>>68682147
no one died in the blast
they warned people before

obstruction in general makes a strong point but doesn't draw blood. its non-violent violence
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>>68682136
cheers lad what is it
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>>68682103
back

got the glasses
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>>68682170

going for a new one

rate I'm going I'll have gf2020 done by this time next year
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>>68682194
DOGGING YOUR MOTHER IN THE WOODS TOMORROW
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>>68682176
>but I was offered a good job nearby Ahmed, you lying smelly shitskin cunt.
Cool autism you've got there. I'm not a paki
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>>68682210
liverpool mug and keychain from lidl
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>>68682233
Rasheed
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>>68682109
read that as "bum myself to death selflessly like that buddhist guy" heheh
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>>68682238
very thoughtful
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>meg newfags don't realise fitizen is actually a Spurs fan and stopped posting years ago
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think I'm dying lads
if the papers report a body found in a flat in wigan, it was probably me
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>>68682354
Carve /brit/ on your chest so we know for definite
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>>68682343
not true
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>>68682107
>>68682107
>>68682107
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