/brit/

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What did he mean by this?

Definitely overdid it this year lads, might end up spending over £1000 on presents this year (spent £830 already)

has the pengest munch dethrone reviewbrah?

>>68675461
haha did the funny little nigger say lots of slang and eat cheap chicken??

might pull my willy

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local politics lads

>>68675548
why

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currently drinking about 7 cans of beer every day

>>68675548
How much do you earn?

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>>68675557
HAha did he wear a suit and review cheap fast food

>>68675592
what a repulsive slag

Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD5uBlgGQGo

>>68675575
Five nephews and I'm the godfather for one of them.

>>68675595
£47k

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>>68675598

>>68675592
Dont post my gf again

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>>68675597
Say that to my face not online see what happens

post your credit scores lads

724 here, needs improving

>>68675592
i did that for 6 years. about 8 cans of lager every night. took me about a week for the shakes and sweating to stop once i quit. oh and the nightmares and insomnia.. jesus christ literally the worst week of my life

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>>68675636

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>everyone get in a circle it's time to play never have I ever
>you go first anon, no you can't pass!

>>68675657
Don't have one but I have 13K in the bank.

Wish it was 2005 my interest rate would be a stunna

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>>68675652

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If it was a bit colder I could stash 2 cans of beer behind the church near work and them drink them at lunch, without any need to somehow keep them cool until 1pm without using the work fridge and risk trouble

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What's with all the "calle" in legacy captcha lads? Two thirds of captchas have it.

Done a shit

It stinks

>>68675668
never have I ever played this game because I'm not a bumder who goes to little posh nonces partys

>>68675707
t. knacker

>>68675635
>Five nephews and I'm the godfather for one of them.
why didn't you get them cheaper gifts

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>>68675705
where?

>>68675694
Are you legitimately an alcoholic

>>68675695
also noticed this

Think the commonwealth has run its course desu

If I were PM with a loyal party + majority I'd hold referendums in all the commonwealth counties as to whether they want to remain commonwealth countries. I'd also stop sticking our beaks in foreign affairs so when shit goes pear shaped we can't be blamed

We'd be neutral like Switzerland

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>>68675668

>Never have I ever... had sex...

>listened to neutral milk hotel years ago
>didn't like it
>tried to listen to it a handful of times since then
>didn't like it
>got my first gf
>listening to it again now
>it's one of the best things i've ever heard
love makes everything better
gonna kill myself if she leaves me haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYN5Ipjkw7w

>>68675695
we're doing grunt work for the AI systems that recognize streets and commercial buildings and shit just for the privilege of posting on 4chan
>we do it for free

>>68675657
326 ;_;

>>68675505
I think people need to be bullied so they nut up and realize life can be needlessly hard sometimes.

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>You now remember England had a flawless euro 2016 qualifying and came back from 2-0 down against Germany in Berlin only to lose to Iceland in the knockout stages

>>68675728
Because I enjoy being the cool uncle in the sports car and a leather jacket with the awesome gifts.

Fran's caramel legs though

>>68675505
is that poleaboo?

>>68675746
I can't even go for a piss with someone watching

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>>68675790
Okay but what the fuck is a calle?

>>68675843
Same

Fucking hate it

might contact the normie associates tomorrow to try and go out to the pub tomorrow evening

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Andrews_Millikan

>disagrees with Einsteins theories on the photoelectric effect
>conducts experiments trying to disprove him
>proves Einstein right
>wins a noble prize for his work

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>>68675851
it means "street" in Spanish

>>68675843
>>68675852
That's nothing, I can't go without someone watching.

(Unless I really have to)

>>68675873
chicANO

>>68675868
so?
coming up with hard proofs for theories is a big deal

>>68675873
You have to go back.

might perform a machine roll but watching the apprentice

>>68675664
>>68675636
>>68675598
love these

need to start watching arabic debate shows

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>tfw was bullied by my whole school everyday for 5 years
People who say bullying is good were never bullied, it's truly hell, I had to change my name. That was all 5 years ago and it still haunts me to this day.

>>68675843
Are you in a psych hospital?

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>>68675935

>>68675936
fucking pussy hole hahahahah

>>68675936
Why were you being bullied by the hole school?

>>68675893
>>68675916
>bong/leaf education

>>68675868
the purpose of theory and experiment is to continually try and disprove a theory to the point that it is the only remaining logical option

post the best popular songs

pre requisite: must have 10+ million views

>>68675975
asjkssdk chicano puto

Former England football captain Rio Ferdinand and his restaurant have pledged £500,000 of toys and gifts to a children's charity.

The Manchester United star posted on his official Facebook page he and his Rosso Restaurant hoped to "put a smile on local kids' faces this Christmas".

He announced the donation live on air to Cash for Kids, the official charity of Manchester radio station Key 103.

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>>68675975
begone hechicero, your dark magick will not work here

How come JFs don't understand sarcasm?

just realized the key to learning japanese is playing subtitled anime and JRPGs

south africa looks like such a fucking shit hole

>>68675995
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

>>68675607
you have NO right to say this

>>68676043
because you are autistic and incapable of conveying sarcasm through text

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those chinamen will eat anything

>>68675995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZCsgcKa-g

/thread

>>68675936
If you let them have their fun, there's no reason for them to stop.

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>>68675962
Sucked my best mate's willy and he told everyone
>Mfw they sent a letter to my mum telling her

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Charli tbqh

>>68676003
>UNA MALDITA HOJA

>>68675995
https://youtu.be/rivFCwwvoh8

>>68676075

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*nibbles your bollocks*

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>>68674709
trak is D–¢

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ZmkRoZwKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fcriK7m9Ec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd52QjsaL-M

Are 8€ too much to pay for 1 12" (excl. shipping)?

>>68676052
she's my girlfriend

>>68676052
like this video

Spotted a paki who doesn't understand sarcasm, lads>>68676073

>>68676087
There are at least 3 things about that that make no sense.

Why would he tell people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irtcpeGnBg0

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>>68676104
marijuana hoja...velas...aaaaaaj

Can't remember the last time I was happy.

Mornin lads

>>68676075
was this a rebellion against the maoists? if so it wouldnt surprise me if they made up stuff like this

tbf most people were bullied a bit at some stage but there were a handful of people in my year that were bullied so continually and so severely I was genuinely shocked they didn't kill themselves

not just verbal but shitloads of unprovoked and sometimes severe physical abuse that would be met with something 10x worse if they ever tried to defend themselves

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>talking ti chinese/british hybrid online
>for years
>wanted me always to visit, I went to London this year
>she never came up. especially told me later 'she was scared'
>now attending some art college
>getting banged daily and telling me about this

wtf i hate uk. i hate uk girls and all the flaws they have. not only that but I spent 10 days in a city I barely know alone in the hotel room. thx uk

>>68675936
its good at keeping runts like you under wraps

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>listening to songs made after 1990

>>68676175
shut up

>>68676166
happiness is a spook

>semen stains the mountain tops
what did he mean by this?

>>68676093
Charli>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cara

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>>listening to songs made after 1990

>>68676181
>757 AD
>mao


nah senpai

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>>68675746
Why do you never see indian slags shitting in public in these videos? It's always old blokes covered in 3 inches of dirt

I want to see Shilpa Shetty doing a wee and poo while everyone watches her

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>listening to songs made after 1900

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You see when we look at Tyson fury it is very much an emperors new clothes situation

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>>68676166
you will probably die alone haha

>>68676206
you right there lad?

>>68676181
>757 AD
>maoists

>>68676210
Happiness is a black person? Do NOT believe that.

>>68676185

The trick is to get into a big fight in year 7 then you can live off your reputation of being a fighter and never get bullied again

>>68676237
mao is eternal glorious leader of chinese spirit

>>68676201
>implying the best music didn't come out in the 90s

>>68676189
>falling for the 'female' meme
>not cutting off contact years ago

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tomorrow's atire

>>68676251
ok thanks what about you?

>>68676241
how do you tell them apart?

>>68676275
Uhm yeah okay thanks for asking x

>>68676274
Aye she'll do

>>68676260
Yeah I wasn't ever really bullied past year 7 for this reason, I wasn't popular but the nasty/popular bully types knew I wasn't worth the effort

must have had at least one fight in every year up to 11 though

>>68676245
Fuck off you shithouse

>meet cute girl
>She's an hour's drive away, two by public transport

:(

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fancy a bit of lemo

just did some clapping pushups lads
fuck me quite difficult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8sV6RFin8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbqmb2ul2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j78EvhdYJYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCIAJRCxNGU

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ah yes japan

>>68676313
Onhhh one fights year ohhh

must feel very validating to start a gimmick

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I don't want to hurt my family. I'd rather be the only one suffering haha lmao

>>68676274
>ywn wear ugly christmas sweaters
ah yes christmas in summer

>>68675995
https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?t=5s

>tfw bitches can't handle the power of my willy

I have just see the trailer for Christopher Nolan's new war epic - Dunkirk, centred around the BEF evacuation from the northern French coast.

To us of course Dunkirk is synonymous with triumph over adversity and the phrase Dunkirk spirit lives on to this day as a fitting tribute to the rescue effort.

It will though be interesting to see how such a non US war movie goes down over there as this is a purely British tale.

It does look good though and great to see a movie based around the events of Dunkirk (yes atonement did this but this is purely about Dunkirk).

We just need an El Alamein movie now and I'll be happy.

>>68676359
not trying to brag, just talking about school and bullying and shit so you can drop that tone right now lad

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>t.f.w. one does not know who's for songs 1990→ and who's against songs 1990→

millie b you're such a slag

>>68676351
What the hell

>>68675962
he was caught masturbating in class

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>>68676329
you are like a little baby

try some of the GOOD stuff

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DUES VULT

LARPer pagans will answer for their sins at the gates of heaven

i've started a gimmick or two which is quite an accomplishment for a yank

>>68676400
Awh ur okay I would of been ur mate x

>>68676351
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Shan't be expanding this image beyond its current form

>>68676392
Shan't

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met a portugese yank bird lads i'd quite like to whip out my willy

>>68676351
this aint like my JAVs at all

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>>68676392

>>68676351
4 is pretty cute, 2 isn't ugly if she had a different hairstyle

>>68676430
which ones lad

>>68676351
The far right one is cute.

>>68675607
*sends for you*

>>68676478
rather not say

Listening to Pearl Jam for the first time since I was 18 (8 years ago)

>>68676392
>as this is a purely British tale.
There's some french in it too.

boys

>>68676423
what's the sauce on this doujin?

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>>68676477

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/15/justin-trudeau-interview-globalisation-climate-change-trump

Is he, dare I say it, redpilled?

>>68676404
I can say categorically that there are very, very, VERY few decent songs worth listening to made after 1990, so few that I really do judge people who listen to post-1990 songs quite harshly. Runts of the highest degree

lol some spacker just doxxed himself on brit/pol/.

Still use Pirate Bay

No idea what a 'private tracker' is never even bothered to learn don't see the point

>>68676455
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1481233064101.webm

>>68676518
>redpilled

>criminalize people for not using their self-proclaimed pronouns
dunno if he actually did that but i read a post on /pol/ that said that

>>68676392
Hmm. Google is my friend http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5109338

>Go to a language school in London for two years
>Asian girls seem really interested in me
>Especially a Taiwan girl likes me and wants me to eat lunch with her
>say yes
>realize that I'm socially retarded and that she's the first girl I'v talken to in two years
>at lunch with her
>I act extremely awkward
>Don't know what to say
>To kill the silence i start talking about the high suicide rates in Taiwan and if she's ever considered suicide
>Realize what I just did
>Run out of the restaurant crying

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>>68676351
The one in bottom left looks like Iwata.

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I'VE FOUND GOD LADS

>>68676351

1 = singles 1-6

2 = singles 8-9

3 = singles 1-8

4 = dubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ulOZXeXNyc

>>68676518
he's a meme and knows the winds of change are blowing

>>68676528
link

just orchestrated an explosive wank

>>68676549
where was he hiding

>>68676547
Not a single word

>it's a housemate plays guitar on the other side of my paper-thin walls episode

>>68676464

Nolan must browse 4chan, there's no other excuse

>>68676537
why did you reply to me with that?

Also who is that?

>>68676528
link

>>68676569
in my ass

>>68676585
Obviously, he even said the plane scene is his favourite scene he ever made.

>>68676597
>ass
Fuck off yank

>>68676591
>>68676591
>>>/pol/103039564

did the yankeedoodle split his noodle?

>>68676547
I meant weeks, not years

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>>68676564
>>68676591
>>>/pol/103050518

>>68676518
he's just smartening up, which is very nice to see nonetheless
both trudeau and trump are moving towards the centre by the day, just from different starting points

>>68676583
you gotta learn to love it lad, in halls my next door neighbour had a virus that made his laptop play that sax guy tune 24/7

it really annoyed me at first but afterwards I fucking loved it and would be bopping along as I wrote my essays

Can imagine every Deano in the country watching The Apprentice right now pretending to know what's going on because of the music cues

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym7zAyruW0k&feature=youtu.be

still feel sick lads take pity on me please

>>68676528
already reported him to the authorities for being a far-right agitator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRmv4uD2RQ4

>>68676673
hilarious, going to repost this on facey b and twitter for mad uplikes

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me on the underneath

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>>68676656
the radical centre will prevail through moderate application of force

>>68676528

these morons always bring it on themselves through their own narcissism and stupidity

>>68676682
take pity on me having to read your posts LOL

>>68676682
you know that i love you baby

Need something that will make me feel. Any feeling at all will do.

>>68676710
>le quantum computing XD
god what a twat

How easily could I get head from Millie b? When she said the other slag gives shite head it got me hard as a rock because she would only mock someone for that if she herself gave great head

*plays wonderwall on the guitar*
*wins x factor*

>>68676795
Reported for your sinister intent

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>>68676710
Fidel Castro's son is pretty smart

>>68676673
this is a masterclass in bullshitting something you don't understand, spoken like a true politician

soph > millie

>>68676710
dont understand why this is impressive
he took maybe 5 minutes out of his day to read a popsci article, well done him

>>68675811
Alri Deano?

>>68676795
shes such a slag and every night she's on a new lad

just get down to blackpool KFC early and buy her a bottle of glenns vodka

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>posting your pizza box with your name and address on the fucking thing in the middle of the frame

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hmm fascinating

literal wife material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5E6wr9O_TU

>>68676795
She's 12 lad

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>>68676522
try searching more hardly, that's a HUGE generalization to make. What genres/styles hast thou been rooting through, or was it merely the Top 40?

Just in the last year or two I'm really into italo–disco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcmZKHZkfD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiHZ5lw2gzg

>>68676768
want to hear about my exciting night

>>68676772
you know that i love you babe

>>68676893
No shes not you mong

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Vaping is great and saves a shit load of money.

>>68676908
ty for the recent choon recs

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ah yes the natural world

>>68676889
>Literal wife material

Nah, but yeah tbf I'm going for a lot better looking girls than you've ever dreamed of honestly.

Im a rich 6'3 normie that lives in NYC and has fucked over 40 girls. You're probably in the single digits with no gf

>>68676851

love how he answered the question even though the journalist didn't really ask it, proving he was dying to get his rehearsed bullshit out

>>68676919
any time xo

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Gonna have a fantastic wank later, can't wait.

>>68676889
How much does she cost?

if the 4th dimension exists what do you think it is

>>68676898

love some italo disco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0u8sb9YDf0

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MY FUCKING DICK. IT'S BACK. Why the fuck did none of you cunts tell me Time Commanders was back?

>>68675548

fucking idiot

>>68676937
woah dude can I be your protege you're so cool and handsome and never ever bullied

Going Amsterdam with with gf in Feb lads, any recommendations?

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>>68676944
as a physics student I wanted to heem him after watching that

you can tell he's gotten by all his life by doing this shit because he's handsome

>>68676982

the space between my ballsack and willy

If it makes you feel any better I spent $400 at the club last night

>>68677019
Chronic Kush

gwarn dnb tonight

>>68676995
its a dumb show

If it makes you feel any better I only have $12 to spend on gifts for this Crimbo.

>>68677045
>yank '''''''clubs'''''''

lmao

>>68676986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q3lwVAwHdI

>>68677019
DUDE WEED!

>>68676986
It's like ZYX Music has a monopoly on it, how can 1 label come to dominate a genre?
they do some great compilations of full length singles.

>>68677053
Someone get my fucking rake.

>>68677019
yeah you two should stop by rotterdam on May 14th, 1940 as well. Cheers

want to explore this lad's fourth dimension

>>68677019

t. deano

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>>68677019
>smoking weed past the age of 21

>>68677019
dude weed and rent some bikes go for a nice ride

>>68677045
i live in NYC. probably much better than your chavvy club in grimsby lad

>>68677130
.

>>68677085
>>68677048
>>68677130
not going for that loool, both kind of over it. Might smoke one joint over the weekend.

>>68677099
thanks x

>>68677111
Deano would take her to somewhere sunny or garish like Dubai la

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>>68677130

> smoking weed past the age of 18

>>68677171
rofl

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>>68677175
>Breathing past the age of 22

>>68677026
same la
but tbf he is extremely handsome

bet your gimmicks are fucking shite
fucking shite that's what I said

might chun

>>68677171
In that case, depending on the length of your stay don't limit yourself to just Amsterdam.
20/30 minutes by train can bring you to Gouda/Rotterdam/Utrecht which are pretty cool cities too.

>tfw 99% of the runts ITT wouldn't dare look at me in the street

>>68677019

imagine your best friend just died, that's green vampire, now imagine you're hugging an ocean wave, that's seaside kush....now imagine you just got accepted into an ivy league school and you rejected them, that's purple gangsta

Isn't it strange how your life is measured in happiness? Isn't it strange how a routine of exercise, work, mental stimulation and love will maintain a happy life?

Isn't it strange how all things can be boiled down to a basic formula?

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>>68677175
>smoking weed ever

>>68677171
Go hiking up in the mountains of amsterdam lad.

Careful about altitude sickness while you're there.

300mg of k up the shit pipe

>>68677280
come wakey I'll do more than fucking look at you sunshine

>there is a paki in the Kaiser Chiefs now
bit weird

>>68677280

come on mate, you're not THAT ugly.

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@68677027
that's the damn perineum, not the fouth d.!

might put on a couple of black sacks and hide in the bins in the hope that I'll get collected and crushed to death by the rubbish lorry x

>>68677284
Damn...

>>68677287
unfortunately, life/progress is far more often measured in monetary terms.

Any genuinely feel disgust towards JFs, particularly Euros?

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>ontologically existing

>>68677019
>There's no rules when it comes to the roads
Bikes, cars, people, none of them give a fuck. They'll go where they like, when they like and they won't give you any warning.
>Drugs
Lots'o'weed and sketchy black fellas will offer you coke and shit in broad daylight on busy bridges.
>Heneiken Factory was decent enough, chilling on the roof was nice
>The women are tall and attractive
>There are more muslims there than I've ever seen in my life
If you're not from some brownskinned English town, where you see pakis on the regular, it'll be a shock to the system. There were more muslims in the fucking airport than I'd ever seen in my entire life.
>""""""""refugees""""""" walk the streets and will accost you for money
>all the taxis seem to be really nice cars for some reason
>Just sitting in the parks is nice
>Get a boat
>Sitting by the canal at 2am in the centre of the city is also nice
>Science museum is wank
>Sex museum is wank
>Van Gosh museum is wank
>Zoo is wank

It's good for a weekend of chilling, but that's about it.

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>rolling spliffs manually past the age of 16

>>68677287

no, it's not strange at all.

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>>68677335

>>68675461
Why is this little African boy being recommended to me every time I go to Youtube?

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safe to say i'll be blasting through the perinatal matrices of the rankian unconscious tonight

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>using a rolling machine at any age ever

>>68677349
Shan't be spending one picosecond of my time reading a single letter of this

>>68677357
guarantee i can roll faster and better than that autistic device

>>68677335
yeah they're fucking disgusting
>>68677371
get out you dirty little rat

>>68677287
and what is that formula?

>>68677406
No, I like it here.

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> calling zoots spliffs past the age of 14

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>>68677337

I think, therefore I am

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>society will collapse if certain plants are legal

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>had a dream where i had a gf
>woke up

>>68677335
no, unironically really enjoy speaking to my fellow europeans and noticing the little differences between us. Prefer Mediterranean people to english people

Can't imagine being an aussie and posting on 4chan.

Australia is literally normie: The country.

They must be so autistic if they are on here and living in that beautiful country

>>68677335
Just the sandmonkeys

>>68677222
thank god I'm not a leaf, I'd hate to have Chad Thundercock running my country

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>>68677331
But if that's true then the whole "the person with the most stuff at the end, wins" quote is true.

Life can't be that simple, can it?

>>68677447
t. italian waiter in london

>>68677335
Not disgust, but I just have absolute fuck all in common at all and find it hard to get along with them.

Humour in particular with Europeans is like drawing blood from a stone.

>>68677463
>tfw no qt PM bull fucking my wife

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>smoking weed
>on top of that calling it a fucking "zoot"
jesus christ the absolute STATE of this thread

>>68677463
Chad Thundercocks are not lefties lad

>>68677098
>watching grown men and a tranny play Total War while claiming its super serious and educational

Can't imagine being a Yank and posting on a British genera and using British slang to fit in.

Must be weird knowing that you're not welcomed here yet you still post. Awfully weird.

>>68677349
thanks lad

Think we'll give the Rijksmuseum a go, go to a few parks, eat at nice cafes/restaurants, drink at cool bars. Only there 2 nights desu

Shame Merkel's millions have shitted it up already.

>>68677468
it's not true, people that measure success on wealth are misguided, doesn't mean it isn't the most prevalent measure.

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i need sex

>>68677474
>t. italian waiter in london
wish i was. Then i could go back to a sunny country full of qts and fun people

>>68677513
right? haha

haha my post clearly hit home with the aussieboy

>>68677335
Only non-British Europeans that I like are the Irish and Dutch. The rest can get fucked.

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>>68677130
>smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol
>ever

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>>68677513

yanks BTFO

>>68677479
find it way easier to have a laugh with a mainlander than i do with a londoner

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>>68677549

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pick one

>>68677513
>Must be weird knowing that you're not welcomed here yet you still post. Awfully weird.
You should know.

>>68677513

hahaha DUN KNO

>>68677513
Says the southern hemisphere yank

irish people are cunts

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>Seal = You
>Second entity = Your fears

Best part of waking up is the few seconds I remain in dreamlike ignorance of the dreadful reality that is my pathetic existence.

>>68677607
another aussie post
another uncle lost to the wind

I think Italians have to be the worst tourists of any Europeans tbqh.

Awful in clubs too, they're mental.

>>68677609
me in the back

>>68677605
>>68677588
Aussies BTFO

funny how so-called """""commonwealth""""" countries are more yank than they are british

>>68677618
wonder what this is like

always wake up quickly and hate myself right away

>>68677605
Queen's subjects just like you, anon.

>>68677300
slower onset but one hell of a head buzz
fuark.

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>>68677609