/brit/

got the biere d'or ready for tonight boys

need to go to iceland and train in a strongman gym there

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Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope in a short time to see you again

might go to iceland and have myself some biere d'or lads

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Spotty OUT

Lads do white people all look the same to Asians? So basically how they see us is now we see them?

inb4
>Finland
>white

>>68673059
>>68673096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Opc41Vr9w

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Looks loaded

>>68673100
shoreham mentioned, thanks lad they dont get look in very often

can't stop clapping and eating burgers

>mongols
>white

>>68673112
saved

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>>68673053
>>68673053

Goedemorgen. Het is Iers weer, dus het is een beetje koud. Maar de zon schijnt dus hopelijk wordt het wat warmer.
Voor de zesde keer deze week onderweg van Dublin naar huis.
Momenteel in het Enfield tankstation, op zoek naar wat eten.
Ik weet niet wat ik verder doe vandaag, zie het wel.

they were fatty chips, I was gassed at first

ask an actual thai person anything

>>68673125
nope

chinese girl I asked said she also thought chinese people looked the same

>>68673153
>Note Being Racist is the New Racism

hmm yes.
I agree with that
*upvotes*

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>>68673155

>>68673190
are you an actual Thai person?

>>68673190
can you insult the king of thailand for me?

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tessa

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>>68673187

>>68673155
Can almost see her nipple

>>68673155

repulsive body

oioi lads who's gassed for the apprentice interviews in an hour

ah yes, i'll have 1 (one) kazakh gf, please

>>68673190
are you sad about the kings passing?

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dad's only gone and arranged the cheeky chinky to monday night not happy about it tbf was quite excited about friday x

>>68673213
she almost looks cute here

shame when she opens her mouth

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WE BE KANGZ AND SHEEEIT

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From Ushant to Scilly tis 35 leagues.

Seriously though, imagine lads. A tiny wooden ship on the deep and wide sea. The sun and rain beating down on you as you work the decks, navigating by map and starlight. With just your daily rum ration and shore leave where you might consort with an exotic lady of foreign climes. Fearing loss of life and limb should you engage in battle with a French or Spanish ship. What a time to be alive.

>>68673097
Aldi lad?

does anybody else do a hitler tache when they're shaving?

>>68673190
how do planes work?

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How to start a fight on /int/

step 1: >>68667489

Everything is Putin's fault

>>68673155
thunder thighs

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https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/808620621437501440

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M21 with the ACOG scope?

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>Seriously though, imagine lads. A tiny wooden ship on the deep and wide sea. The sun and rain beating down on you as you work the decks, navigating by map and starlight. With just your daily rum ration and shore leave where you might consort with an exotic lady of foreign climes. Fearing loss of life and limb should you engage in battle with a French or Spanish ship. What a time to be alive.

>>68673252
Buffet ?

having a peng munch

>>68673156

Thanks lad. I used to live in Shoreham.

>>68673265
can't grow anything but neck fluff haha

can't consider most people to be actual conscious humans and not just programmed automaton ape machines. people have such strong convictions on subjects they know nothing about, is it any surprise how easily people can be brainwashed to believe absolutely anything? most people do not even spend 1% of their lives in true awareness, they are happy as the blissfully ignorant, autopilot, insectiod worker-drones as long as they can blow their weekly wage on clothes in mansfield town centre on a saturday.

Anytime i'm unfortunate enough to be in the presence of a mormon I find it fascinating to observe a "correct answer machine" up close. no matter what input you give the machine it always manipulates it to fit its programmed bias and then produces a reptilian brain response that simply disregards, ignores anything that contradicts it's programmed algorithm, and produces scripted, stage managed rehearsed responses.

Mormons are an extreme example but this mechanism applies to many "normal" people in a less overt way.

>>68673190
favourite dish?

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reminder that reviewbrah is an annoying YANK nonce and it is NOT /ourguy/

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Rate my OC

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>>68673262
I often fantasise about being an Imperial Naval Commander at the height of the Empire, exploring the world and visiting strange and exciting ports and harbours.
but tbqh I get horrifically sea-sick, can't even stand-up without throwing up kek
My ancestors would be ashamed

>>68673290
mmm yes

>>68673316
didn't process a lexeme of this

>select all images that feel romantic
Captchas are getting a bit complicated lads

>>68673335
this post gave me dejavu

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>>68673298

yes x

>>68673306
worthing lad me, but the shoreham lads are alright. if they get a mention no point in not lauding it, they would do the same for worthing god bless their cotton souls

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>I often fantasise about being an Imperial Naval Commander at the height of the Empire, exploring the world and visiting strange and exciting ports and harbours.

unironically have just as good a vocal range as freddie mercury

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Classy bird desu

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cannot stand this blatant pengest munch shill

I don't see race

>>68673372
Nice one

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>>68673391

>>68673371
It's very possible that I've posted something similar in the past

>>68673332
reviewbrah is one of the few fast food reviewers that actually reviews
the rest just make jokes

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O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away.

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>>68673403
Not an argument.

just bought 400 quid worth of bitcoins

>>68673332
reviewbrah speaks english

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>when his establishment doesn't serve burger sauce

>>68673420

you're missing the point, his content is just objectively shit

you laugh for a bit but then it's just literal a yank spacca sitting there drinking pop for 12 minutes

>>68673190
do you know jeffrey

https://twitter.com/RockstarGames/status/809486988483162113
Wew

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>>68673178
Dankje, goede jongen.

>>68673458
what is burger sauce

>>68673452
reviewbrah speaks american
pengest munch definitely speaks English, languages are always evolving

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think i'm going to rifle on some jeans and go and get some chicken wings

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>>68673432
proper choon

>>68673178
w e w

>>68673489
used to love that game. couldn't have gta so this was a good alternative

>>68673468
I agree that hes a meme that wears off quickly but the young lad from london just says slang, its not actually a review

>>68673387
Cannot imagine the kind of faggot that would fedora that

>>68673381

I was in Worthing today. Did you know England used to have a big temperance movement? The Salvation Army was founded to ban alcohol. The residents of the south coast formed the Skeleton Army to oppose them. They'd have pitched battles. The Salvo HQ was in an alley and local residents put tar around the alley walls to ruin their uniforms. In Shoreham a Salvo woman was killed when a skeleton army soldier threw a rock at her head.

Local magistrates would tend to be pub landlords and acquit the skeleton army members, saying it was the Salvation Army's own fault for being provocative. It led to a landmark case in English law that peaceful marching isn't provocation.

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english girls

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>Cannot imagine the kind of faggot that would fedora that

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Now, landsmen all, whoever you may be
If you want to rise to the top of the tree
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule

Stick close to your desks and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navy

>this fucking paki trying to generate revenue for his parents chicken shop by shilling the pengest munch on /brit/

fuck off greater london

What is the alt-right?

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>Cannot imagine the kind of faggot that would fedora that

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>>68673542

it's well edited and humorous though desu

pengest munch posts are good

>>68673611
a buzzword

8 hours working produce today and i'm fucking rekt lads

>>68673620
i would have assumed he was an arsenal supporter
he looks like one at least

Has Martin Shkreli released his private collection of unreleased Beatles and Wu-Tang albums like he said he would if Trump wins?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253831282151129089/258782241419821059/turk.jpg

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>northerners are poor
>easterners are inbed
>westerners fuck sheep

so what's the deal with the south

gather round lads! it's /brit/ story time, brought to you by your favourite poster, me. The subject of tonight's story? My parents becoming stranded while teaching in Zimbabwe:
They decided to take the kids in their school to victoria falls because it was near enough the end of term and there was nothing to do, so they loaded them up into a bus and started driving there. This was just after the war, and the roads were still completely shitty, often having big holes from shell impacts etc. In the middle of a stretch of "highway" (not a busy road, just headed through bandit country in the middle of nowhere) the bus hit a cow, but didnt kill it, and was essentially left completely on top of it unable to move. They were stranded with about 30 odd kids and 4 other ex pat english teachers on this patch of highway that was known for ex-rebel soldiers robbing and killing people (particularly whites). To make matters worse, the dying cow was attracting the attention of Hyenas who were gathering on a ridge nearby. Eventually a car came past and my ma and 2 other teachers got in to go and get help from the nearest town. My dad didn't want to leave the bus so it was just him, the bus driver, and 2 teachers left with the kids, the dying cow and the bus. Eventually, a rhodie farmer comes by armed to the teeth (they had to be), he literally had 2 hand grenades on a belt and an ak in his truck. He put a bullet in the cow's head and tied it to his truck, dragging it out from under the bus. As the bus drove away, the cow stood up and walked off in the direction of the hyena ridge
Thus concludes /brit/ story time

>>68673620
its just some lame vid that morons on twitter have gone nuts over, and now the runt wannabes on /brit/ won't shut up about it.

>>68673641
have you literally never watched the video you mong
not even gonna tell you

>>68673620
>it's well edited
well that so-
*voice drowned out by dubstep background music*

>humorous
yeah if you're a 16 year old who still thinks how londers talk is the funnies thing in the world

>>68673605
You do know peng means good

>>68673578
>>68673381

More local history. King Charles II escaped to Fecamp in France from Shoreham Harbour.


Worthing, Shoreham and Hove were also big in the British facist movement. Oswald Mosely crashed his plane at Shoreham airport.

Oscar Wilde wrote The Importance of Being Ernest in Worthing, in a flat on Chapel Road.

>>68673668
>literal wall of text
Get tae fuck

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>>68673272
It's because we're older than 500 years.

>>68673664
effeminate and cowardly

>>68673641

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

he is desu

>>68673664
>so what's the deal with the south
The south excluding london is the best part of england bar none. We are the ambassador for our country

>>68673698
its the name of the channel you weapon

>>68673664
little sissy boys

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>>68673664
SOUTHERN MAN
BETTER KEEP YOUR HEAD

>>68673578
i did know all this yeh, its a popular local history thing. the alley they used to paint the walls of to mess up the salliesis about 100m from me right now.

>>68673664
this >>68673712

'cept "kernow"

>>68673693
no, why would i really? but its posted here a lot
is he an arsenal supporter then?
i wouldnt be surprised

>>68673706
>not enjoying /brit/ story time
your loss

really wish people not in britain would stop complaining about british content makers on /brit/

>>68673747
fuck off yank

>>68673759
"""British"""

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>>68673334
really made me chuckle, but I'm clueless as to its context.

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Time for a cheeky j

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jolly good

need a nigella lawson milf gf

>>68673759
Most of the UK posters on /int/, are supporters of multiculturalism and the mass rape in Rotherham involving 1,000 underaged children. Most of them are Corbynite Guardian readers and progressives. They deserve to be insulted

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She's not answering lads.

They have no grave but the cruel sea
No flowers lay at their head
A rusting hulk is their tombstone
A'fast on the ocean bed.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

>>68673789
degen

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christmas shopping done

in from work

feet in the up position

sorted

>>68673846
put

"Brent mused"

>>68673664
defended the country against the continent for centuries, trains dont run, property is expensive. the south.

>>68673785
trump is a professional entertainer and knew how to manipulate the media to do his bidding despite most of it being stacked against him

dont understand the origin of the "4d chess" though, I think the image just implies he's clever

>>68673843
was literally a picture of another guy before

>>68673792
haha Tom you were supposed to be shooting the Taliban lad dear oh dear

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how do we prepare?

>>68673481
know only joffrey from game of thrones

>>68673881
one arrow on fire

how long til pengest munch gets a BBC Three deal?

>>68673792
Tom is probably long dead, but I can say one thing for him. He truly lived.

what's the best Smiths album?

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>>68673859
winning at chess is all about predicting your opponent's moves and countering them

>>68673914
12 minutes

just filmed a new vid out on bgmedia soon

>>68673928
the one you like the most after listening to them all.

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>>68673881
>accurate

>>68673901
ever wonder if thailands just fucking mental or is it a normal country for you

>>68673881
>A FUCKING RAMP

>>68673940
more forcing their hand than predicting if you axe me

so long as you are putting them in a position where you are deciding the moves THEY have to make, 99% of the time you'll win

milleb is such a slag

chinese buffets are usually shite desu, you're much better off ordering

>>68673859
one of the big independent voices for trump was scott adams (dilbert comic author) who would justify many of trump's actions by "viewing it from the 2d chessboard and the 3d chessboard"

whenever something went wrong for trump /pol/ made fun of adams by calling it 4d chess

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>BAFTA diversity quotas

I didn't think award shows could get any more pathetic

>>68673205
I'm an actual Thai person yeah สวัสดีค่ะ

>>68673207
nahhhhhhhhhh

>>68673251
Yes :/ If you ask me why Thai people love their King so much, I would ask you if you had time to listen for the whole day.

>>68673328
ผัดกระเพราไข่ดาว it's thai food.

>>68673994
what about if every time you get the 1%, game after game beating the odds. what then. what will we do.

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ah yes, modern art

truly, this work rivals the likes of the sistine chapel

>>68673994
i've never played chess before lmao

500mg of paracetamol straight up the jacksie lads x

>>68674033
buffets in general are a scam

>>68674047
why doesnt your king bring real rule back instead of military junta crap with no freedom

>>68673316

I think I wrote this the day after an acid trip

>@68673759
The only Original British Drama™ I watched in years on the Beeb was Peaky Blinders. I can't remember watching anything on 4 since Top Boy or Utopia. As for "drama" on I.T.V. and Five:
>[sent to the large waste–disposal unit]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB68FcOXmeM

*Downs a pill*
*Walks into club*

Lets do this lads

is the torah older than the old testament?

>>68673994
>axe


FOAA

>>68674056
Did that actually get put up there for real?

If I had to see that every day I would probably bomb it

>>68674056
bet if i giant walked through there he'd use that statue to scratch his bum

Theory of the Universe

Big bang was a singularity. When it exploded, it sent out anti-matter. Anti-matter = Time.

Space is expanding like paint on a canvas made of time. Time is not a constant. As space expands into the anti-matter, time slows. When the mass of the universe reaches critical mass, time stops. The Universe collapses in on itself taking all the matter with it, creating another big bang.

Why is there something instead of nothing? Because you can't have nothing without something, by definition. The Universe is infinite in time but not in space.

>>68674047
do you know any ladyboys

why do your men like turning in to women?

>>68674075

Is The Crown on Netflix British?

It's bretty good.

>>68674068
>profit making
>a scam
fuck off sara

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>>68674078
*looks at you with dinnerplate eyes*
here you go senpai

Just ordered a Chinese buffet lads

>>68674113
>singularity
what is a singularity, explain it please. if it was one, what was it made of and where did the stuff it was made of come from?

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>>68674078
let's go fucking mental

https://youtu.be/kPswYxzfWM8?t=57

>>68674136
did you

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>>68673928

Hatful Of Hollow

nanah nene ni
imma just a minime
my mind crawling like a centipede

>>68674113
Mindblowing that mate.

>>68673928
charmless man

>>68674113
dont think you understand what anti-matter is AT ALL

>>68673914
>>68673951
says a great amount of what was quite a good t.v. channel in its first 5 years.

i know it's over by the smiths hurts my heart strings lads am i a nonce

alri alri alri

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>>68674135
>Drinks too much
>get hyponatremia and fucking die

Rinse and repeat

>>68673928
Interpol

this new thai person seems alri

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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was not invited to President-elect Donald Trump’s meeting Wednesday with top tech leaders. The reason?

According to Politico, it’s because Dorsey rejected an advertising deal that would have let the Trump campaign add a custom moneybags emoji whenever someone tweeted the hashtag #CrookedHillary. Twitter advertisers have to pay at least $1 million for such custom emoji, which the company has approved for sponsors like Pepsi and Anheuser-Busch.

Another possible reason: Trump adviser Peter Thiel, the venture capitalist and Facebook board member, has long disliked Twitter. His Founders Fund has a motto: “We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters.”

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rate my best mate

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Think it might be too late for Barry.

>>68674237
northern runt/10

>>68674232
>facebook and tweeter at war
hope they kill each other

>>68674163
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHYwGZO3L8

>>68674193

Antimatter is sort of like matter's evil twin
Because except for charge and handedness of spin
They're the same for a particle and its anti-self
But you can't store an antiparticle on any shelf
Cuz when it meets its normal twin, they both annihilate
Matter turns to energy and then it dissipates

trump and farage won becasue they used big-data analytics to tailor their campaigns to what runts share on normeibook

your opinion is not your opinion anymore.
jokes on shillary/bremain campaign for thinking the old way of pulling along public opinion would work

>>68674232
I think its because twitter was clearly trying to shill in favour of hillary during the election

>>68674232
>We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters
shall be taking these words to the grave

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>>68674206
stop it mate you're ruining my vibe
*loses control of hands*
haha fucking love you mate

>>68674284
then why are you saying antimatter=time

>>68674113
You keep posting this pasta and you clearly know fuck all about it. Utter fucking gimp.

>>68674071
I don't know about this thing desu

>>68674121
I do know some lady boys and have some gay friends too
'why do your men like turning in to women?'
I don't have a good answer for you sorry.

>>68674289
Well I hope the non nutters give it a go next election.

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>Yes :/ If you ask me why Thai people love their King so much, I would ask you if you had time to listen for the whole day.

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*barks*

woof

*growls*

haha nah lads I'm just playing I'm not actually a dog

Lloyd's of London moving to the EU

ah yes, Brexit

>>68674259

>the midlands
>middle
>northern

Want to fuck Hila

>>68674341

>pasta

not on /brit/

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>>68674163
keep it going all night la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9VrnCMhJsQ

wish my bollocks were at the site of the bikini atoll test

>>68674392
anything north of the watford gap is the north

>>68674399
>retard

Fuck off.

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>next year people born in the late 90s will reach their 20s

where did it go so wrong, lads?

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the thing you lads need to understand is that women, due to their physical weakness, live in a perpetual state of low-level fear of men. it's an evolutionary response: they need to avoid being raped and having to carry defective offspring, and since ANY man is capable of raping them they have to be very careful which men they associate with. this is why you need friends and a legitimate social circle: it's an endorsement of you, proof that you're not one of the weak outcasts with bad genes. women aren't going to associate with any random mug unless he obviously has good genes (e.g., is ridiculously handsome). an average lad needs mates to get girls, there's literally no other way.

>>68674345
do you like fast cars

i like fast cars

>>68674429
I was born in the late 90s and I'm 20

>>68674389
read an article in the DM saying 'so much for brexit: British firm British American tobacco acquires an american firm as a subsidiary' or something

blew my mind.
>trying to make people feel nationalistic over mergers and acqusitions of massive publically traded MULTInational corporations

adolf hitler was fucking based

>>68674357
good post

>>68674468
based on what?

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>>68674400
OI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

All woman shall fear me.

All men shall want 2 b me

bit weird how brits don't put their ketchup in the fridge

>>68674448
1996 isn't the late 90s

>>68674421

checked the archive and it's been posted once before.

think you're a bit confused, take an aspirin and hit the sheets kid.

>>68674463
The Daily Mail is written for nationalist tards so what do you expect.

A lot of them talk like WW2 ended 2 years ago.

>>68673155
her thighs are loaded

>>68674345
go to bed thai person

>>68674250
he's 80 years old he should have been complaining about this 30 years ago if he wanted anything to happen

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Reminder that you're an east yank traitor if you eat one of these

>>68674493
But 1997 is?

mad how that works

>>68674483
w2c the hat

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leafs when they see a conversation in which they know nothing about and have nothing to contribute to

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>>68674357
he tried to stop it lads

>>68674498
So you keep posting the same clueless fucking wank?

>>68674127
no idea, I don't get Netflix.

Don't care about the opinion of ANYONE born in the 90s :-)

>>68674429
Next year people born after 9/11 can legally have sex

>>68674493
t. born in 1996

>>68674525
1996 is the late mid 90s, 1997 is the early late 90s

bit weird how americans put their bullets in their classmates

1992 was the best year to be born in

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>>68674536
>when you realise we need him now more than ever

>>68674534
kek

>>68674447
no lol

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quite bored lads might go on and omegle and look for yank fanny

>>68674588
Me

>>68674578

Give your head a wobble, fucks sake lad posting such pointless bollocks like that

>>68674589
I'd do with just Mosley

>>68674510
yeah i should go 555555555555555555555

>>68674601
what do you like?

>>68674602
ive thought of trying to talk to grils on omegle before but never bit the bullet

how is it............ has anyone in the history of omegle ever had sex because of it.......???....

>>68674602
back off our fannies

Imagine being born in 1488

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>>68674628
same desu
annex us if comes back

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me on the left

going to scarborough fair

want anything lads?

fucking explain to me how 1996 is the late 90s

1994, 1995 and 1996 are the official mid 90s years. this isnt hard

>>68674651
>555555555555555555555

what's with all the 5s?

>>68674625
Kek.

Where do these fucking dullards come from? Dreary bastards.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480944035410.webm

doing a think

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>>68674400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HASCEg5-pUw&list=LLoTqYi4-sUy0HcGnFmK47nQ&index=32

*Snorts coke in the back toilets*

LETS FUCKING GO LADS YEEEEEEEEEE

>>68674684
you're a big anglo

fucking hate you lot would probably end up smacking you if I ever had the misfortune of meeting any of you

>>68674661
No but they have recorded slags flashing their bits

>>68674661

just mostly add them to skype calls can't think any real life interaction coming off omegle

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68674692
5 in thailand pronounce like ha
when we laugh we just type 55555 = hahahaha

Most of you itt deserve to be murdered quite frankly, drains on society

>>68674724
it's hoing quite well

>>68674684

US guy looks Russian

>>68674710
for ronglu

>>68674713
>get matched up with a gril
>lots of fun talking and getting to know each other
>turns out she lives 5 minutes away
>unzips dick

>«Well I hope the non nutters give it a go next election.»
thanks v.m., radical centrist (!)

>>68674684
me 4th from the right x

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post omegle interests to find birds x

>>68674751
Haha. How's it hoing?

>A Meat and potato pie has been sent into space from Wigan

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38334437

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*locks into rinse on Saturday night*

Babymetal are the warm up act for red hot chili peppers

Unironically love my country lads.

>>68674780
hahahaha!

Just got 7 games for free on Uplay lads

absolutely creaming my pants

>>68674711
I often feel like. Dunno why I keep coming back here, cos there's some cunts on here I would love to glass.

lads apparently they are going to reverse human ageing in just over 10 years

so lets not kill ourselves or die just yet, then we can live as immortals and explore the galaxy mass effect style

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>>68674781

>space
>100,000ft (30km)

>>68674778
Truth or dare

>>68674815
how are they

>>68674765

>find girl with blank screen
>i have video on
>calls me dad
>add her to skype call
>qt yank voice
>still text her to this day

quite comfy lad

>>68674824
got a method

occasionally laugh at my own posts

>>68674811
yeah would love you to come wakey and try glass me you silly fuck

A white supremacist has been convicted of killing nine black worshippers in a church in South Carolina in a racially motivated attack.

The 22-year-old Dylann Roof was found guilty of federal hate crimes and now faces the death sentence.

Jurors also found him guilty of obstructing the exercise of religion for those he shot after sitting with them in a Bible study.

>>68674795
your country wants to make the natives of these islands a minority

>>68674829
:3

*buys dodgy speed off a roadman lurking in the corner*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcuv4QfgBTA

>>68674829
State?

everything that you like that is hip and cool will one day be rediculed by future teenagers who have access to virtual reality and robot waifus, while we'll be either dead or dying. There'll also be faggy future teenagers who are 2cool and don't listen to any of that modern pop crap and only listen to slowed down elevator music from the 2010's.

making me think

Just had to comfort my sister. She was crying because she accidentally deleted a popular tweet. Teenagers are weird.

>>68674795
I understand lad, Pakistan is beautiful.

WTF

>@ChelseaFindom97 Do you do bollock busting? Headbutt me knackers and I'll buy you that trailer you want.

>>68674862

Dallas, Texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jHyc65MtTg

banger

>>68674862
Arizona

>>68674858
Do people down south really buy drugs off some random black guy hanging out on a corner? Like it's america?

nah, that's niot me.

oh god fuck off nova scotia every song sounds the same

>>68674824
SCIENCE

2bh all we need to do is genetically inset some sort of reverse-telomerase and have a way of filling in the genes that have already been deleted

it's not at all beyond the realm of reality

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show me the slags

>>68674862
Washington D.C.

>>68674755
Had to google that, pretty good 9/10

>>68674895

sounds generic

>>68674920
obviously

>>68674840
Alri pakilad

>>68674709
this isn't anywhere near dirty enough lad

needs to DnB or techno not deep house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlRn5bGF_4o

>>68674893
fuck off pinhead you smelly looking freak

>>68674894
Grim

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>>68674878
>crying because she accidentally deleted a popular tweet

>>68674686
J20s?

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I miss him lads

>>68674960
t. Pan Head

>>68674656
I'm not interested in car (._. )
I can't even drive lol

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fucks sake my little brother is back from uni