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>that one Irish poster who thought it was a good idea to post his mug more than once
issue.
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HMM
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business idea: put on a wig and makeup to become a findom slag for £££
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let's make a fake findom account and share the money edition
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>>68670657
immigrants are part of the economic programme of the right though
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just sent my last £200 to princess chelsea
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A pocket veto is a legislative maneuver that allows a president or other official with veto power to exercise that power over a bill by taking no action (instead of affirmatively vetoing it).

A pocket veto occurs when a bill fails to become law because the president does not sign the bill and cannot return the bill to Congress within a 10-day period because Congress is not in session. Article 1, Section 7 of the U.S. Constitution states:

If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the same shall be a Law, in like manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its return, in which case it shall not be a Law.
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Rosy really disgusts me, I hope her parents run out of money and she becomes an unqualified homeless heroin addicted whore tramp

Not even being edgy, she's a disgusting little bitch
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>>68670619
Fucking hell

Could do with a bit of that jawline ngl
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want a gf with a nice bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXw8whb8wR4
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>>68670619
gay haircut
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>>68670702
this is actually a brilliant idea
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Constantly thinking about suicide these days lmao
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>>68670741
if rosy "quits" for some mysterious reason, we can use her pictures
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my OKcupid profile hasn't been visited for a month even though i log in daily
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>>68670606
Just proves that even if a bird is ugly, as long as she takes care of her body it's life on easymode mate.
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any of you lot got a fit mum to take pictures for our findom account?
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>>68670760
Use her pictures now. Call yourself ChelseaPrincess97 and just copy everything she tweets
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Is this picture correct lads?
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>>68670766

Here

>>68670744
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>>68670771
Rosy has a top body just a really ugly mug

it's literally in the top 1% imo
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ah yes
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to make it look real we should all donate £20 to the findom account (my paypal)
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Holwing
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if i had a fit gf i would just push her into doing findom
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>>68670744

Same it's just a matter of time desu

Want to give heroin a good run first though, speedballs too
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>>68670790
literally all the boards that are filled to the brim with reddit newcunts
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>>68670818
That's actually quite funny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNHcbHD6Kc4
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>>68670818
me if i travel outside of northampton
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>>68670790
/k/ needs to be at least another 200 lbs
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>>68670790
cut out /tv and yeah pretty much

those are all of the most popular boards, yes?
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fucked me hand punching the fridge lads lmao
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business idea: give all your money to princess chelsea
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>>68669856
>>68669930
You really think that there's one single street leading to the Eiffel Tower?
The street in the picture still exists, I can link it to you in google maps if you want.

https://www.google.com/maps/@48.859734,2.2962969,3a,90y,220.12h,106.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1snXoBjOYscNNbYqo46KXPyQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Fucking brits lmgdao
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>>68670790
/pol/ is in fact part of the untermenschen
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>>68670818
Ah, those famous 5'2" yellow slanty-eyed Syrians that only speak Chinese. LET THEM IN.
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is she white?
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>>68670790
s4s has the highest average IQ

/pol/ and /r9k/ have the lowest
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>>68670867
>the alt-right
>/pol/
Pick one. /pol/ isn't alt-right. /pol/ is always right.
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>>68670877
this isn't attractive in any shape or form
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>>68670818
would love a comedy tv series of his adventures starring jackie chan tbqhwy
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>>68670864
>70% of old paris has been demolished

he's a retard unless he's referring to the renovation by haussmann lmao
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>>68670895
banter
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>>68670909
so she's white?
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>>68670877
>that schnoz
no lol
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>>68670877
maybe

but she's so caked in makeup it doesn't matter
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>>68670895

very sad
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>>68670959
Many such cases
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>>68670947
that's a roman nose tho
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>>68670877
something something emperor's new clothes
bla bla bla women are all mentally ill bla bla bla grrr
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spend most of my days operating machines and relaxing in my barratt home
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>he can't type fast as fuck without looking at the keyboard
lol normie
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>>68670975
single payer healthcare systems are disastrous in many ways, ask the canadians!
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how easy is catfishing?

do these findom bitches actually confirm that they are real?
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post classic grime lads

https://soundcloud.com/reeceyboi18/trc-feat-trilla-asher-this
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>>68670994
>£4000

fucking hell

business idea: get my sister into this and take a cut
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>>68670994
Yeah, they do custom videos.
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>>68670994
yeah rosys pinned tweet is a vid of her tits and voice elmoa
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>>68670983

women never advance beyond a mental age of 13
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so I had a USB running linux on my laptop, closed the lid, removed the USB, formatted it, used it to store something on another computer, and then re-installed linux and re-inserted it back into my laptop, opened the lid and continued browsing where'd I'd left it off

computers are amazing
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>women
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>>68670994

Don't believe that for a second

Not even a mentally ill freak would give that goblin 4k
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>>68671035
>unnecessarily starting a sentence with 'so'

FOY
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>>68671028
>all those hashtags

do not have a clue about instergram or twitter
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doing a whatsit
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Could you imagine slaving away all day to make money only to give it all to some daft commie tart so she'll watch you wank
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>>68671051
HAHAHAHAHA bantered the fuck OUT
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>>68671051
pmsl
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>>68670994
>women have it so hard waah waah

Literally just get fake tits and arse implants, watch what you eat and make a career from bullying betas, as rosy shows face doesn't really matter
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Fuck off Pan Head
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>>68671051
>reverse findom
genius
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>>68671097
cannot imagine anything runtier and more retarded than this
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>>68671109
i dont want to actually be a twitter slag i just want money
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>>68669049
yes, lacking a feature of Globalization's homogeneity relegates a nation from the First World,
yet another great leafy post (!)
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>>68671130
being a yank
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i pity the fool
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http://news.sky.com/story/facebook-reveals-plans-to-fight-fake-news-10697441

lmao normiebookers are literally being bluepilled in plain sight
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business idea: become a commieslag and use findom as an effective way to redistribute wealth for the good of society
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>>68671152
uncalled for

i'm just enjoying the thread
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>>68671152
never prove me wrong in three words ever again
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>>68671170
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Pan Head @PanHead2222 3m3 minutes ago
@ChelseaFindom97 Do you do bollock busting? Headbutt me knackers and I'll buy you that trailer you want.
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would marx approve of findom?
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>Pengest munch now has almost double Reviewbrah's subscribers

normans apparently have 0 taste
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>>68671191
>man for man, the strongest team
always bothered me that part, sounds a bit gay
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>>68671205
what trailer lol
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>>68671184
piss off
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>>68671205
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>You are blocked from following @ChelseaFindom97 and viewing @ChelseaFindom97's Tweets. Learn more

fuck sake
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>>68671190
cackled
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>>68671028
>New Year

>Letting one's life be arbitrarily decided by numbers on pages of paper that co–ordinate with other collections of paper used to count time in a year.
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>>68671224
>pengest munch is 23

Literally what the fuck is up with his nackers
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>>68671051
Now THAT'S a business idea. How did none of you runts think it up??
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Why does panmong post his own dire tweets here and react to them?
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only 1 out of 6 women around me at work knew what schrodingers cat was

imagine being that blinkered, that retarded, that shut off in the i'm-a-celeb-daily-mirror-corrie-getting-me-nails-done-on-saturday mindset, fucking women they're all just mindless slugs
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>For more than 60 years, Hanako had lived in a tiny concrete enclosure at Inokashira Park Zoo in Tokyo, Japan. Her enclosure had no grass or trees, and she hadn't seen another elephant in decades.

>Born in Thailand in 1947, she was shipped to Japan's Ueno Zoo at just 2 years old to replace some elephants who had been left to starve to death during World War II.

>While elephants are social animals who build lifelong relationships with family and friends, Hanako's life was devoid of emotional connections.

>She was the oldest elephant in Japan, and for most of that long life she never felt grass, or dirt, or the closeness of another animal like her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Qp6s3QTr0
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Business idea: sell the gf's sexual services under the pretence of threesomes with friends who are actually just horny lads off craigslist
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SO I START A REVOLUTION FROM MY BOG
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>left my laptop open with sister in the room
>tab was on bbc news
>come back in after getting a drink
>tab was on gmail
>opened an email for my subscription confirmation to bigwetasses.com

fucking hell
how do i explain it? she's 18
at least it wasn't shemalejapan
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>>68671318
See>>68671334
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your task:

1. turn your lights off

2. https://youtu.be/5T0utQ-XWGY

^ put this background music on.

3. browse my pics. edge and pay.
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>>68671378
i'd just be mad she snooped on my emails
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>>68671378
get her to show you her big wet ass
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Could batter any of you ugly cunts
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writing down all my passwords for stuff in pencil and putting the note in a secret compartment
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I know what boys like
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>>68671373
SHE SAID "THE BRAINS I HAD WENT TO MY DOG".
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>>68671452
Hope you wrote it on flashpaper
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>>68671315
Total bloody nonce lad
There's no way that kid is a day over 14
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*hands you a letter written in invisible ink*

Word to the wise.
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>>68671351
most pretentious post i've seen in a while

im sure there are gaping holes in your knowledge of the universe, nobody has an in-depth or even elementary understanding of everywhere
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Giz a light
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>>68671481
I don't know what that is mate
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>>68671351
>only 1 out of 6 women around me at work knew what schrodingers cat was

Untrue, it's been a TBBT meme for years
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soiled me self laffin at a post
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>>68671484
http://www.capitalxtra.com/news/chicken-connoisseur-pengest-munch-age/
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>>68671447
if you kill the liberal mainstream meteors, they win
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>>68671517
Thin paper that ignites easily and appears to vanish in a flash of flame

Great for keeping records you might need to be rid off in a hurry. Regular paper takes time to burn and risks being salvaged. Flashpaper is gone in, well, a flash.
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business idea: just keep replying to posts with hmm varying in lengths of hmmm
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>>68671416
fucking lol did she actually post that?
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Poo
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>>68671526
hmm
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>>68671560
that sounds pretty cool, shall be investing in this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsSFAtL-W4
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need a polite asian gf

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481777901408.webm
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>>68671351
>It's another episode of /he re-posts something from earlier today to gain (You)s/.
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>>68671567
yeah kek
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>bigwetasses
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iwhs em luck I'm onnag watch rogue one tonight
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this one actually did make me think a lot

wow
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Need to cough something fierce but it will rouse the gf for a certainty. Just wish it would A-rouse her lol maybe then we would have sex more than once a month
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dick won't stop dripping
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/460510/

hmm, yes, looks to be a good game
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>>68671641
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
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>>68671641
>hes only evil because he wont give me money
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ITT: Mongos who can't comprehend the copenhagen interpretation

It's ok, you stay dribbling in the corner with your head full of cultural shit while the adults actually investigate and understand the world
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>>68671657
downvoted the Not Recommended
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Think I'll go play GTA: Online lads. Haven't played it on PC yet. Should I make a lad or a lady?
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>>68671704
the ladies still look like lads desu bit of a weird character model
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>>68671641

this horse needs taking out back and shooting
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>>68671681
it's only water, would that kill you?
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>>68671641
>get roasted
>pretend you hate men
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>>68671691
>le cat in le box xD but is alive or dead? xDDD
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Business idea:pretend to be a findom cuckold, proceed to BTFO rosy and crew
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>>68671567
She posts the same shit everyday
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>>68671723
harsh
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>>68671681
>nobody ever tries to stop them
Hate this.
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why is the emperors new clothes so popular here all of a sudden?

I mean its a good movie but we don't even discuss the plot, people just namedrop the title like its supposed to convey a message??

close calle
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>>68671657
>"This is a lying Black Lives Matter propaganda piece trying to flim-flam the Zim-Zam."
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>>68671726
bait?
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>>68671726

imagine a belly-flop 1000000x harder
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>>68671726
Fall from high enough and water is about as soft as concrete.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB68FcOXmeM

Post scummy house tunes lads
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Post girls who are emperor's new clothes ''''''attractive""""
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How are you today? I'm grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat lol!
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mum has one of her mates round :(

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>>68670790
pol needs to be in the other sector

as does spee, but overall pretty good. Really like int's costume
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>>68671736
Did you watch the fucking video, you shit?
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>>68671641
>«Sex work is making me genuinely hate men.»

Yeah, hating on who are letting her live an easy life instead of doing actual work.
that attitude makes me wish she gets into something that gives her an injury in quick need of hospitalization.
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>>68671753
I will cuck her bf.
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>>68671753
i want to bully anzu
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>>68671726
terminal velocity , I believe the first one is Tony Scott
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>>68671823
I watched the entire documentary, son. So I'd watch your lip unless you want your fucking ballix kicked in.
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>>68671691
kids learn a new fact and want to tell everyone, if everyone admitted they already knew it to them the kid wouldnt bother learning more as it would lose its glamour. its all about nurturing YAs and teens.
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What party are you /brit/?
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>>68671856
Well someone literally stops a guy in that short minute long clip
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>>68671846
yeah it would be funny to get a group of lads and make a bully circle, empty her bag on the floor and then push her around a bit
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shit thread someone start a new one without these pansies
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Lads, /pol/ is talking about politics again

help!
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>>68671657
why are americans so bloodthirsty
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reckon sleepwalking is a result of demonic possessions tbqh lads
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*get laid to rest*
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>>68671892
Na he doesn't though. He just tries to choke him out from behind, forcing the lad to make an escape.
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I've known this fat bitch for 4 years and she's had 3 relationships in that time, first one ended after 7 years, went straight into another one that lasted 3 years and almost straight into another one that has lasted 6 months
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>>68671736
The only one that someone does help is a girl
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>>68671351
just remember you're at the same place of employment as them
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>>68671856
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going gym lads, ta-rah.
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>>68671899
quantity not quality though lad, best not to go there it only angers the blood.
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*gets laid*
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feet
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>>68671930
Right that's it, gimme your address, your knackers are in for the beating of a lifetime.
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>>68671726

that's 230 feet mate, that impact would shatter all your ribs which would then puncture straight through your organs. only a handful have survived that fall out of a few thousand.
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>>68671962

Tennessee Chicken, Neasden, 20 minutes. Bring shanks famz
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>>68671959
sucked on my sisters toes the other night when she told me about her foot fetish

almost came in my jammies
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*acts all smug*
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>>68672001
Your goolies are fucking DONE, son.
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>>68672003
wtf
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>>68671681
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feet

>>68672003
FONT
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>>68671975
>>68671852
>>68671784
>>68671766
oh
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>>68672003
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>>68672055
grim
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>>68672062
Clean your fucking feet
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>>68672055

reminds of mirror's edge
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>>68671681
shoddy camerawork

you'd think he'd get better with all that practice
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I remember the first time a girl asked me to eat her out and I said no because she pees from there

she slapped me and then forced me to do to it with her thighs wrapped around my head

quite hot actually
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Do people still believe the meme that girls care about personality more than attractiveness?

To be fair men don't really either.
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>>68672108
were you 12?
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>>68672117
i care far more about personality but right now i want to fuck somebody besides my gf
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>>68671531
>capital extra
Don't think so sunshine
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Wish there were more cute guy bums on /brit/.
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feet

>>68672085
no u
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Some of my happiest memories are just sitting with a girl eating lunch with our legs entwined beneath the table.
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od morgen. Det er litt kaldt ute, typisk irsk vær. Solen er ute, så forhåpentligvis blir det litt varmere utover dagen. Jeg er på vei hjem fra Dublin for sjette gang denne uka. Er nå på Enfield-stasjon. Skal se om jeg finner noe mat. Vet ikke helt hva jeg skal drive med resten av dagen, men vi får se hvordan det går. Snakkes snart. Ha det bra
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>>68672125
19 at the time
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>>68672167
Nigga got webbed fucking toes lmao
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>>68670619
He's either pushing his lower jaw forward or he had a lot of inbreeding in his family
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VERY snowy here

big blizzard rolling through

I had to shovel this morning but now I'm toasty warm in my housecoat eating samosas and drinking tea with a bit of chocolate mix in it.
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>>68672169
>lunch
Fuck off poofter
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>>68672142
Im at the point where I care more about personality as well since I'm done with one night stands and looking to date.

But its hard to even get your foot in the door with girls if they've previously been with better looking guys than you.
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me and the lads out for a stroll
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if this rosy character was my own daughter I'd kick her out of the house until she stopped being a whore, or at the very least cut off the internet.

how much of a flap much her dad be to allow this
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Fuck lads - I dropped half a pill of MD yesterday at a rave and was pretty much the life of the party - bare girls following me and taking photos and all that shit. The problem is that when I'm not on drugs I'm shy and have slight social anxiety - I'm scared of seeing them in the future so what should I do?
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>>68672195
yea
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>>68670702
Business idea: I keep all the money and meta-findom the rest of you
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>>68672108
>>68672142
FONT
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fancy a wank
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>>68672203
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@68672221
>this didn't happen
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>>68672203
dont care
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>>68672215
i dont have this problem
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>>68672203
hottest winter ever here mate, literally i think. my next door neighbour has a norwegian forest cat thing and it got its winter thick coat in november and its already fallen out because its so warm.
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>>68672108
>she slapped me and then forced me to do to it with her thighs wrapped around my head
and that's the point where it lost credibility.
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>>68672219
You think he knows?
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>>68672221

drop a full pill of MD and end your life
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Made a broccoli
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>Fuck lads - I dropped half a pill of MD yesterday at a rave and was pretty much the life of the party - bare girls following me and taking photos and all that shit. The problem is that when I'm not on drugs I'm shy and have slight social anxiety - I'm scared of seeing them in the future so what should I do?
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>>68672221
that much MDMA would barely get me high
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Guten Morgen. Etwas kalt draußen, irisches Wetter halt. Immerhin ist die Sonne draußen und hoffentlich wird es etwas wärmer. Ich bin das sechste Mal diese Woche auf dem Weg nach Hause von Dublin. Bin gerade an der Raststätte bei Enfield und schaue mal, ob ich was zu Essen bekomme. Okay, keine Ahnung, was ich den Rest des Tages tun werde. Einfach mal abwarten. Ich melde mich bald, Tschüss!
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>>68672273
Yeah tbf I'm going for a lot better looking girls than you've ever dreamed of honestly.

Im a rich 6'3 normie that lives in NYC and has fucked over 40 girls. You're probably in the single digits with a 5/10 gf
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>>68672317
kev looks hard as fuck their
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>>68672221
>half
mate you haven't lived until you've taken a full one
a half doesn't really do anything, even on your first time
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>>68672320
are you that UWS kike? kill yourself my man
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clicked the wrong picture haha
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>>68671351
>mentioned Maxwell's Demon to a girl and she didn't know what it was.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY-FhQFnl1w

hmmmmm ahhh yes the so-called "labour party"
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gf just wrote a poem lads

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481590593050.webm
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>Im a rich 6'3 normie that lives in NYC and has fucked over 40 girls. You're probably in the single digits with a 5/10 gf
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need a gyal to whine pon mi cocky
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>Im a rich 6'3 normie that lives in NYC and has fucked over 40 girls. You're probably in the single digits with a 5/10 gf
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>Yeah tbf I'm going for a lot better looking girls than you've ever dreamed of honestly.
>Im a rich 6'3 normie that lives in NYC and has fucked over 40 girls. You're probably in the single digits with a 5/10 gf
>>
>>68672315
Because all pills contain the same amount. Knobhead
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im voting jeremy corbyn im voting jeremy c
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>>68672170
quite odd how that post has no umlauts nor any diagonally crossed Os.
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>>68672317
>>68672170
please stop posting my 4th cousin
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>>68672444
shit gimmick. fuck off
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>>68672446
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>Im a rich 6'3 normie that lives in NYC and has fucked over 40 girls. You're probably in the single digits with a 5/10 gf
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>>68672446
>>68672217
GOOD
LAD
>>
>y*rkshire
>>
>shit gimmick. fuck off
>>
>>68672442
>quill
>fedora
>cane

he's gotta be taking the piss
>>
>>68672464
me on the right
>>
>>68672219

surely her dad was abusive and/or left her at a young age for her to turn out like this
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>>68672484
>t. normie twat
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>>68672445
well the gear situation in the uk is terrible tbf but each "pill" of MDMA should contain 1/10 of a gram of ground MDMA in a capsule with nothing else

if youre consuming those coloured press pills you're getting a bunch of bullshit that isn't MDMA mixed in

when I'm partying I usually take 200mg orally, and 200-300mg up the nose over the night

t. dealer
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UKIP???
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>>68672503
im the one who posted the soviet lads and i support trump and voted brexit
what now
>>
>>68672464
>mobile holster on the hip


fuckin yanks I swear to god
>>
>>68672444
>>68672372
howling
>>
>>68672533
dead party
>>
fucking druggies
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>>68672551
oh shut the fuck up
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>>68672317
he doesn't look so bad in this one. has he been getting /fit/?
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>>68672512
nice one
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>>68672548
feel a bit embarrassed for you then
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>>68672320
SCREAMING at this blatant lie of a post
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>>68672576
*quickdraws mobile phone to report you to the appropriate authorities*
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The fact that it could take 10 years to leave the EU and all the snubbing at leader summits etc just proves what absolute tyranny the EU is. Literally like an abusive relationship
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CAPTCHA
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alright lads I'm from the food standards agency

all im going to say is....i know

i know what you did
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>>68672588
BEGGING you to lift weights
>>
>WWE UK Championship
>paddies are allowed to compete
binned
>>
>>68672621
you can just skip those ones
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>>68672606
But they defend the freedoms of their citizens more than our government does m80.
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love a good flightradar sesh
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the fuck is an "s/t EP"?
i know what an EP is, i just don't know what the "s/t" stands for
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>>68671790
He's right 2bh
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>>68672606
hmm maybe we should have elected MEPs who'd play ball and not be a thorn in the EU's side eh?
>>
>>68672606
its more that most european politicians are childish faggots 2bh

take juncker for example
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>>68672630
What? I already lift lad
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what happened to the Icelandic posters :(
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>>68672656
shelf tit led
>>
i try to do banter but just end up being an asshole
>>
ex gf is married and has a house yet I'm still living with my parents
>>
>>68672660
Nah BRITAIN GOTTA SHOW DEM EUROS WHO'S BOSS INNIT
>>
>>68672398

>mentioned Maxwell's Silver Hammer to a girl and she didn't know what it was.
>>
>>68672656
sick tune
>>
>>68672656
fuck off randy
>>
so far i've managed to get /int/ to translate kev's "cold out" to german, norwegian and polish. could only get meme replies from the swedish and french. what should i go for next?
>>
>>68672656
self titled you mong
>>
>>68672669
Migrated south for the winter
>>
>>68672669
why is everyone on /brit/ so spotty

sort it out lads ffs
>>
>>68672698
czech
>>
>>68672648
>wanting to be free
FOY
>>
>>68672698
Russian
>>
>>68672698
japanese
>>
>>68672698
tagalog, urdu and occitan for starters.
>>
>>68672698
inuktitut
>>
>>68672666
oh well then i don't have an issue with you :)
I support trump/brexit because I think that open borders is another way for neolibs to fuck over working people and I don't like that. I'd have still been happy ish if benny sandals won because he wanted to leave the TPP etc but he was so weak willed
>>
kekold
>>
EU more like pee-yew
>>
>>68672721
Might very well fuck off to America one day, don't like living in a police state tbqh.
>>
You know that inner voice most people have inside their heads?

Well mind is the voice of a heavily accented scotsman from glasgow, and I cannot get him out of my head

Think I got him from too much Kevin Bridges and Limmy

hoo do I get the cunt oot me hied?
>>
>>68672698
thai
>>
i'm back
>>
>>68672699
no shit you fell for my bait fucking redditor
>>
>>68672788
inner voice for me is james may

no idea why
>>
that's not the real thailad
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>>68672446
G O O D P O S T
O
O
D
P
O
S
T
>>
>>68672788
mines a yank voice desu
>>
>>68672785
yeah go back to your own country yank
>>
>>68672788
i have patrick stewart and simon callow.
>>
>>68672785
>Might very well fuck off to America one day
>don't like living in a police state
You may want to reconsider
>>
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good evening lads

currently eating lucky charms for the first time ever will give a detailed review in a bit
>>
>>68672698
Sumerian
>>
>>68672796
why does your country have such a high rate of lady boys?
>>
one i tried to eat out a fat girl and i gagged. was embaressing
>>
>>68672788
mine changes accent a lot
quite often northern irish or scottish
>>
>>68672865
the bf
>>
>>68672797
oh right
>>
>>68672865
hello you nigger
>>
>>68672698
froid dehors

or did you want a vocaroo?
>>
>>68672865
start a Youtube channel and we'll watch
>>
>>68672579
thanks
>>
At the gym ngl
>>
>>68672884
triggered?
>>
>>68672899
speak for yourself, im not watching some mong review food when i can try it for myself
>>
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Gimme an opener lads
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>>68672834
>>
>>68672879
>>68672845
>>68672842
>>68672806
don't actually believe a single one of you mongs
>>
>>68672865
CREP CHECK
>>
>>68672921
me on a slant in the background
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>>68672890
>nigger

FOY
>>
>>68672944
XDD great post
love canadian posters
>>
lmaoing at the absolute ballbag who posted his estimated 1RMs and he was doing 12 reps
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>>68672921
Crikey
>>
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>>68672921

this works literally every single time
>>
man /fa/ has a ton of effeminate brown people
>>
>>68672921
if you were a pokemon i'd use my master ball on you
>>
>>68672869
they dont have a word for cold and out is a hard one as it forms the latter part of another word that differs depending on context. have you got a backup language?
>>
>>68672962
nigger is not an american word you fucking nigger
don't reply to me you little nigger
>>
>>68672933
>he isn't a maldaptive daydreamer
>he doesn't spend hours everyday mentally talking to himself and fantasing about stff
N O R M I E
O
R
M
I
E
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>>68673002
shut it you obese cunt
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does she have autism?
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>>68672980
>he's a boobs guy
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>>68672966

fantastic post
>>
What do you think about Thailand?
>>
>>68672921
Ay bby girl, you look like you're from a lower-middle class home-counties famly and have jaundice. Want to tug on my todger?
>>
>>68673026
Needs privatizing
>>
>>68672705
I'm not spotty.
>>68672698
Nederlands taal
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>>68673026
Both the women and men have dicks.
>>
>>68672933
literally dont understand how people can percieve the world without an internal monologue
>>
might need to pay a prostitute to have sex with me
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>>68673026
it's too fkn hot
>>
>>68673059
>>68673059
>>68673059
new
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lucky charms are propa grim in-bowl

the sugary fruity bits just aren't nice just made of literal sugar clumps and food coloring

good dry snack though
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>>68673024
>not being a breast man
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>>68672933
its true though maaye, I use Stewart and Callow to have conversations about things i need to remember, they sit or stand differently each time to make each bit of info remembered unique. easy if you practice.
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>>68673011
>>68673058

no i don't believe your inner voice has some memeaccent you chose on the spot,

its just your own perception of your voice or some minor variation of it

>hurr am patrick stewart or an angry highlander in my own mind

are you fuck
>>
>>68672760
>>68672761
>>68672789
>>68672869
yeah, good luck with these requests, buachaillean.
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>>68673130
this desu my inner voice sounds exactly like how I sound to myself when I talk
>>
>>68673026
their monarchy is ridiculous,
>the king was practicly treated as a deity
Authoritarian gov't, impossible language, sexual tourism.
>>
>>68672532
>well the gear situation in the uk is terrible
I really don't think you have a fucking clue, pajeet
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