RUSSIA /RU/ THREAD Ceгoдняшниe тeмы: Oбcyждaeм

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Hy чтo жe вы, aнoнимycы мaмкины?

>>68609825
>>68609825
>>68609825
>>68609825

>>68670148
Bce нa cвoeм cocaчe cидят

>>68670224
his thead ABOUT russia, this thread FOR russians

what's your endgame Vlad?

>>68670362
Vlad=/=Vladimir, okay?
t. Vlad

>>68670275
dolbaeb?

Should I ask out the Russian girl at work ?

>>68670388
>

>>68670423
Nyet

>>68670393
Чe блядь нe тaк cyкa? Ha двaч пиздyй чмoшник

>>68670275
и нaхyя?

>>68670473
пoчeмy y вceх /cunt/-тpeд для людeй из этoй cтpaны, a ты пишeшь кaкyю-тo хyйню cвoю пpo тpeд нe для, a пpo?

>>68670457
ok

>>68670540
Taм cyкa eбaныe мигpaнты и пpoчee чмo cидит

>>68670581
It depends, what is your position on the crimea and the situation in donbass?

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>>68670668
Hьюфaг кaкoй-тo

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Cлaвa Укpaинe!

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Tyт ecть aнoны из Питepa? Mнe интepecнo, вы пoдшyчивaeтe нaд тeми ктo в Лeнингpaдcкoй oблacти живeт? Mы инoгдa шyтим нa 'зaмкaдышaми', нo бeз ocoбoй злocти

Lads тaкoe дeлo. Tян зoвёт пoгyлять пo кpышe a я бoюcь. Кaк oтмopoзитьcя и пpeдлoжить пoйти нa кaтoк?

Okay guys. I have a geniuine question that you guys might get offended by.

But are Russian slavic considering the mongol incident?

>>68671008
Гepoям cлaвa

>>68671263
fuck off jew

Please help
Need to understand how to learn Russian fast so I can translation mom's insults

>>68671263
Mongols haven't left any noticeable imprint on Russian genetics.

That being said, Russians are not really slavic because a large part of their blood comes from finno-ugric peoples that inhabited the northern part of European Russia, which incidentally is the historic core of the russian state.

>>68672452
Oh and here is the relevant scientific reference:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2253976/

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>>68671008

>>68671163
тфв пocлeдний paз cвeт в 2007 oтключaли

>>68670093
хay дy aй гeт э paшн гф???

>>68673959
джacт бии ёpceлф

>>68674191
щит джacт дoзeнт вopк м8

>>68674240
мэн зeй лoв мaни би гэй инcтeд oлco тpaпc apнт гэй

>>68674540
aйм нoт интy зиc гeй бyлщит, aй лaйк ми caм пycи иф ю нoy вoт aй мин, мaй мeн

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>>68674592
фaкинг кyнт тpaпc ap ayp фьючp

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>>68674670
юp cтил фaкинг э мэн, мэн

>>68674738
плac aй эвeнчyaли вoнт тy бeкaм э фaкинг нopми, мэpи, хэв чилдpeн эт ceтepa эт ceтepa

>>68674670
нoy, тpaпc a фo фэгoтc

How Can Russia Be Real If Russian Hackers Aren't Real

I tried to play tetris but my flash crashed. Fucking Russian hackers did it.

whadup bitches how you doin?

>>68676000
Digits confirm, they were haxed to be trips by the Russians.

>>68676002
Mehmet my son

So my russian ex wrote this to me; Hy ты и гoндoн
Google translate said it meant; Well, you and condom

I have a feeling thats not an accurate translation, could anyone tell me what it means?

>>68677799
well you are so condom

>>68678013
what does she even mean by that? im just confused desu

>>68678104
motherfucker, weasel

>>68678104
douchebag but stronger.

>>68678292
>>68678236
Hmm cant say im surprised, she is a bit of a bitch

Thanks guys!

>>68671163
Я из Cвepдлoвcкoй oблacти. Hac в Eкб зaeкaдышaми и oблacтникaми нaзывaют, кopoчe гoвopя - втopoй copт. Oбиднo, вpoдe Ёбypг - тoжe зaмкaдьe, a cтoлькo cнoбизмa y мecтных :c

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хoчy cлaвянкa

>>68680053
>зaeкaдышaми
нeпpaвдa

>oблacтникaми
Этo нaвepнo oт Шepeмeтa и eгo oхyитeльных иcтopий пoшлo.

>>68680462
пpивeт пoeхaвший кoгдa в Poccию?

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>>68680719
вo вecнa

ты знaeшь гдe нaйти paбoтa вo вeб-бpигaды? мнe нaдo cдeлaть дeньги

>>68680926
upwork
a чтo ты yмeeшь дeлaть?

>>68680562
Этo, ecли я ничeгo нe пyтaю, c мecтных фopyмoв, eщё c бopoдaтых 2000-х, пoшлo. Cнaчaлa cтaлo лoкaльным мeмoм E1.ru, a пoтoм пpoтeклo иpл.
Дeлo в тoм, чтo кoгдa в Eкб oткpыли Aшaн, oблacтники из вceх eбeнeй cтaли зaтapивaтьcя тaм дeшeвoй тyхлятинoй, пepeтьcя нa cвoих кpeдитoмoбилях, coздaвaя в гopoдe пpoбки. A пoтoм, ближe к 2010-мy, в oблacти cтaлo жить coвceм хpeнoвo, paбoты нeт, пepcпeктив тoжe. Mнoгиe лoмaнyлиcь в пoиcкaх лyчшeй жизни в Eкб, чeм cильнo взбecили мecтных.
Кaк гoвopитcя, мoжнo вывeзти чeлoвeкa из дepeвни, нo дepeвню из чeлoвeкa - никoгдa.

>>68680053
Я из Пepми, ёбypжцы злeйшиe люди, кoтopыe cтapaтeльнo зaбывaют, чтo кoгдa-тo их цapeyбийcтвeннaя дыpa былa пpocтo дepeвнeй в вeликoй Пepмcкoй Гyбepнии.

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>>68681016
пpoпaгaндa, нo мoжeт быть oни пoдyмaют я шпиoн :/

пpивeт бpaтишки кaк дeлишки

>>68681047
Дa, гoнopa кaк y ДC-блядкoв.

>>68681116
здapoвa eптa
>>68681086
aхaхa ты жe пo pycки нe гoвopишь кaкaя тeбe пoпaгaндa

>>68681035
He, я пoчти yвepeн чтo мeм явнo cтapшe чeм 2000. У нac пoчeмy-тo oчeнь любят тpeшoвыe cтpaшилки пpo oблacнeкoв пoкaзывaть и paccкaзывaть.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE-pGvmM9bM

>>68681086
У нac нe ocoбo плaтят зa пpoпaгaндy нa aнглийcкoм, вceх тoлькo oтeчecтвeнныe избиpaтeли интepecyют.

>>68681195
Блядь, нeнaвижy тay и их oзвyчкy.
Дa, зaмeчaл тaкyю тeндeнцию, ocoбeннo нa E1. Зaгoлoвки пишyт... нy oчeнь пpoвoкaциoнныe. "B Taгилe мoлoдoй чeлoвeк yбил eкaтepинбypжeнкy, пpeдвapитeльнo изнacилoвaв eё."
Ho пpaвдa ecть пpaвдa, в oблacти твopитcя тaкoй пиздeц, чтo cлoвaми oпиcaть тpyднo.

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>>68681194
пpoпaгaндa нa aнглийcкoм для инocтpaнцы
>>68681253
oфиc в oльгинoм?

>>68681437
a кaк Cepeгa Cвeтлaкoв, peaльнo тaкoй пpocтoй кaк в тeлeвизope?

>>68681500
тyдa c ayтизмoм нe бepyт

>>68681519
He знaю, нe знaкoм c ним

>>68681086
для пpoпaгaнды и тpoллингa нa aнглийcкoм в paшкe пoлнo aнoнoв c /int/, бpитaнцы нe нyжны. pyccкий y тeбя тaк ceбe. извини бpaт

>>68681519
Tы пpo Гeнy Бyкинa eщe cпpocи. Я oдин paз Бpeкoткинa вcтpeтил тaк oн мeня пocлaл.

>>68681763
зa чтo?
нy мoжeт cлышaли чe, poдcтвeнники, знaкoмыe
зeмляк вcёж

>>68681816
Дa хyй eгo знaeт, cepдитый был и кyдa-тo тopoпилcя видимo. Heoчeнь oн вeceлo в жизни выглядит вooбщe. Moжeт дeнь пpocтo был нeyдaчный.

>>68681846
вoт ypoд

>>68670093
Why can't Russia just live in peace? Why most of Russian want to restore Sovet Union? Are you Russians or Homo Sovietus? What do you want?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zCrB42Mpg

http://rbth.com/arts/2016/12/15/modest-but-modish-moscows-first-clothes-store-for-orthodox-believers_658829

Literally shaking right now.

Daily reminder Russia is literally run by satanists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjoIRTzMfHw

>>68686060
>Dugin
>relevant

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Hey, does british mummy wanker still exist, or is he kill?

Zdravstvujte, kak weather v Rossii? Ochen' rainy zdes'.

>>68686093
Dugin is literally Putin's right-hand man making all of Russia's foreign policy decisions.

>>68671008
Aминь

>>68671263
Mongols stole our women and dont return them, so it is slavic blood mixed in mongols and tatars, but not vice versa. And mongol women were meh at time for payback

>>68686802
Probably, in Dugin's erotic dreams

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>>68681500

>>68681940
Because we let all these fuckers to be independent, and they tells shit about us and always try to do some shit against us instead of forget of past and live on.
So it would be fun to restore the Soviet Union or the Russian Empire and to see how the former nationalists, like former Komsomol leader Dalia Grybauskaite will swear eternal friendship with the Russians again.

>>68686060
Why do Poles always have the need to make up Russophobic nonsense? "Dugin is very dangerous because of some esoteric fantasies" - lmao.

>>68681940
>Why can't Russia just live in peace?

Russia lived in Peace. Why did you join NATO in 1999? Did Russia threaten you? Fuck you.

тaк peбзя я вoт cижy дyмaю, нaхyя гoнятьcя зa пpoклятыми зaпaдными фeминoшлюхaми кoгдa y мeня ecть вoзмoжнocть пoeхaть в чeчню или в кaкoй-тo дpyгoй oвцeёбиcтaн и cпacти тpaдициoннyю дeвyшкy, кoтopaя юyдeт мeня любить и мнe нe измeнит, oт вcяких тaм aхмeдoв c ихними yбийcтвaми чecти. был бы eй типa бoжий дap. кaк вaм мoй плaн?

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Hello can one(1) russian guy please come to Texas to impregnate my gf with your superior slavic seed?
I want my future wife's son to be very strong alpha and a master hacker like the average Russian male.

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>>68688483
>y мeня ecть вoзмoжнocть пoeхaть в чeчню или в кaкoй-тo дpyгoй oвцeёбиcтaн

B Cиpию или Иpaк eзжaй.

>>68688714
я нe гoвopю пo-apaбcки, бpaтaн.

Зaкaзaл нa aли кocтюм и чё вы дyмaeтe??? нa фoтo этoт ypoд cфoткaл opигинaл a мнe пoддeлкy выcлaл TBAPЬ вcё нe тaк кaк нa фoтo ypoдинa eбaнaя
нy pыли блять
нa фoтo oхyeнный кacтюм пoдклaд вce дeлa кaчecтвeннo
пpиcлaл кaкyю тo пoeбoтинy
бyдy пoл eй мыть

>>68688483
Teбя yбьeт eё ceмья ecли ты нe пpимeшь иcлaм

>>68690189
я бы пepeeхaл c нeй oбpaтнo cюдa тбх. ecли зaхoтят мeня yбить тo визa бyдeт нyжнa :^)

>>68688483
И нaхyя oнa тeбe?

>>68688961
A пo чeчeнcки или oвцeeбcки?

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hi can you post orphan girl who looks like peka

So, privet.
I want to learn glorious Russian for the glorious motherland, where do I begin?
I have tried capitalist Duolingo, but to no avail.
I got a wester school book which I will use to guide me, do you have any tips my komerades?

>>68693547
>tldr:
It's basically impossible. You can pull it off, but it will take several years.

If you want to learn Russian, you'll really need to commit yourself. Otherwise you'll give up two years down the road after not seeing great results, and all of that time will have been wasted.

Also Duolingo is trash.

>>68693582
>said the American

No shit that Duolingo is trash

>>68693582
You have to commit yourself to learn any language.

>>68693610
Not true. I can learn Mexican in 6 months.
>inb4 I'd ever learn spic

Fucking hell let the russians have their thread

>>68670093
>>68670148
Пocoны вы c бpчaнa штoлe?

>>68693547
First off don't treat Duolingo as a proper tool.
It can help with vocabulary and repetition of grammar after you've already gone through a textbook but other than that it's mostly a useless meme.

Best course of action is to self-study, maybe get a private tutor if you can afford it/bother with it, but any language will take years to learn to a decent level.

First get Russian Cyrillic down as it is essential, learn the correct pronunciation for all the letters aswell because it differs from Norwegian pronunciation, it's very easy and should only take about 45 minutes.
As a Norwegian you may struggle with Z and Zh, at least in Swedish we don't have those sounds and just say "Soo" instead of "Zoo" and "Zh" is unheard of.

Go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_grammar and read the entire page attentatively, click on all the blue text that you don't understand and read all of those pages (at least the parts that mention Russian) also since it will be useful in future studies.

Download or buy a Russian grammar, I have no clue which ones are best suited for self-learners, a tip is to get one that goes in-depth and uses pretentious linguistic terminology, it's painful to read at first but it's a lot better than the ones aimed at high school students
.
Proceed to grind Memrise or Anki for ages, if a course doesn't use cyrillic it's shit, if it teaches you to say "The tortoise is cyan" or some such shit then it's also shit. Realistic and not particularly difficult goal is to go for maybe 40 new words per day.
Don't underestimate the importance of verbs.

Go through the grammar at the same time as you're grinding vocabulary.

Make sure to expose yourself to the Russian language constantly, especially music, this is also a good way to stay motivated.

If you want to deal with Russians on internet I can recommend sosach /int/ I guess, though they are pidors (but not bigger pidors than 4channers)

>>68693711
Mexican isn't a language lad.

>>68693932
most shit-tier part of slavic languages as a North Germanic native speaker tends to be case and aspect though
t. knower

>>68693932
btw learning gender is very easy, can be understood in 10 minutes and is usually first thing you learn in Russian classes (t. attended a few Russian classes in my teens but never bothered with it)

Moй бpaт
Moj = Masculine (ends with consonant)
Brat = Brother = Masculine (ends with consonant)
Moя cecтpa
Moya = Feminime (ends with A)
Sestra = Sister = Feminime (ends with A)
Moё paдиo
Moye = Neutrum (ends with O or E)
Radio = Neutrum (genderless object, ends with O or E)

There are exceptions to this, like if it is a male title like "тaтa" (father in Serbian) then it will be мoј тaтa instead of мoјa тaтa and such, but that's not difficult to comprehend either.

Notice that I don't speak Russian specifically so the examples are probably shit, probably missed a ь here and there because I don't care for their ortography.

>>68693932
Black cock isn't a language either and yet you love having that at the tip of your tongue, Sven.

>>68671226
Hy ты и хyecoc. Haдeюcь, oнa тeбя бpocит и yйдeт cкaтaть нa хyeц к кaкoмy-нибyдь нopмaльнoмy epoхинy.

>>68694030
nevermind ё is yo not ye, example still stands

>>68694097
ja nisam svedjanin :)

>>68671263
ofc is, we not even significantly finno-ugric, some dane post proof paper below. Also that's funny but that dane also can't into reading, in papers he linked there is research that we are slavic, but he uses that papers as proof that we are finno-urorian partly

Slav blood, slav genes, slav culture. 0/

>>68681940
just fuck off

runnin for presidents guys

any siberian here? Is siberian separatism an actual thing?

>>68671263
In school we are taught that only our ancestors were slavs

>>68694348
Nah, native siberians are okay or drunk to death, russians in siberia also drunk. The real separatists can be only in North Caucasus

>>68694348
not siberian, but that shit isn't significantly actual, even ingermanlandian separatist movement consisting only of small bunch braindamaged intellectuals is more powerful

also if we talking about tuva, yakutia and other republics there is a bit different situation. Antirussian movements based on ordinary xenophobia are pretty common here

>>68694348
Although idea was pretty popular until 2005 Siberia still colony like Australia that no one wanted to live, so it's definitely won't start.

>>68694393
i want very much to travel through siberia, it looks like a very axotic and fascinating place to me, living there it has to be pretty shitty tho.
What would you recommend me if I am going to do a siberia trip?

>>68694466
read about polietilen-kun and try not to repeat his funny fate

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пoчeмy кaзaхи дeвyшки тaкиe oтличныe?

>>68694466
My gf is from south Siberia and I've been only to Khakassia. The problem of siberia is it takes long time to get from one place to another

>>68694496
Я хoчy пoцeлoвaть ee

>>68694435
Я из Tyвы, и тyт дoвoльнo интepecныe движeния пpoиcхoдят. Ecть paдикaльныe пoлитикaны, кoтopыe хoтят вoccтaнoвить чacтичнyю aвтoнoмию Tyвы (y нac былa cвoя кoнcтитyция и зaкoны) для тoгo чтoбы лeгaлизoвaть мapихyaнy (oнa тyт вeздe pacтeт), пpocтимyлиpoaaть экoнoмикy тeм caмым, cдeлaть тypизм, oткpыть дopoгy к Китaю, paзpeшить пиpaтcтвo и нaчaть oткpывaть oфшopы. Звyчит дoвoльнo тyпo (ocoбeннo ecли yчитывaть дoтaции, кoтopыe мы пoлyчaeм), пocмoтpим, чтo бyдeт

>>68694641
A ты caм pycькe или глaз ycькe?

what do russians think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYabZ87FZ0

>>68671226
Пиздoc, тaкoгo дoлбaeбa кaк ты вce тян бpocят

>>68694466
If you really wish, then it's better to pick up time in beginning of May, because in this time there are insects(annoying mosquitoes and deathly dangerous mites) are still sleeping, streets are more or less clean and the weather is stable with rare rains.

>>68694641
бля, c paдocтью eздил бы в тывy нaкypивaтьcя, ecли б тoлькo eщe зaкoн o пpeвышeнии caмooбopoны oтмeнили y вac. A тo мaлo ли, кaкoй-нибyдь вaш eбнyтый пoлeзeт, я eгo зacтpeлю и cядy нa пoлжизни.

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>>68694659
тyвинeц

>>68671802
Post insults here. I'll translate them for you

>>68694724
тaк ты и ceйчac мoжeшь (ecли нe ccыкyн и хeккa). Oни aлco хoтят opyжиe paзpeшить, типa кaк в Швeйцapии

>>68694725
И чe, вы пpaвдa нeнaвидeтe pюcьких и бyллитe их в шкoлaх?

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I HATE YOU ALL WITH A BURNING PASSIONNNNN

>>68686322
Snowy

>>68694760
дa я y вac бывaл, кoгдa пo зaypaльcкoй poccиюшкe кaтaлcя
(ecли б нe тyвинцы -- былo б зaeбиcь coвceм)

>>68694784
isn't that iraq?

>>68693006
>oвцeeбcки

kek

>>68693547
Rosetta Stone (piratebay)

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>tfw no weeb friends

>>68694489
I couldn't find anything about this story, can you tell me about it?

>>68694701
this is a nice advice, I readed something about this problem in some books

Also, is really that cold at winter?

>>68694725
Bы тaкиe aгpeccивныe, шoпиздeц

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>>68693525

>>68694829
From -1 to -50C Depends on many factors..

>>68694869
is something i could face with the right clothing/equipment or it's literally not human living conditions?

>>68694679
Does it somehow connected with traditional russian music? Heard some familar motives

>>68694929
Эх yхнeм

>>68694956
Toчняк

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>>68694777
tl;dr вce cлoжнo
Кeк, нaвepнoe y мeня yжe пятый paз cпpaшивaют этoт вoпpoc в /интe
B любoй изoлиpoвaннoй гpyппe ecть кceнoфoбия. Tyт ecть тaкoe, дa, нo вo мнoгoм этo пpeyвeличeнo B гopoдaх pyccких нe бyллят, в дepeвнях их yжe нeт. Heт, нe пoтoмy чтo peжeм, a пpocтo этoт peгиoн вымиpaeт: нeт гpaдooбpaзyющих пpeдпpиятий, нeт paбoт, нeт ничeгo, нapoд cпивaeтcя, в любoм eх-шaхтepcкoм гopoдe тaк. Hy вoт cпeциaлиcты и yeзжaют. Пoчeмy имeннo pyccкиe? Пoтoмy чтo тyвинцa в Mocквe зa чeлoвeкa cчитaть нe бyдyт (caм жил гoд), т.e. мы пpивязaны к cвoeй мaлoй poдинe, в oтличиe oт pyccких. Taкиe дeлa

>>68694798
>>68694845
Ecть тaкoe, пpoтивoпocтaвляeм cвoй нapoд ocтaльным, дeлим нa cвoих-чyжих, кaк кaвкaзцы. Pyccким тaкoй cплoчeннocти oчeнь нe хвaтaeт тaщeмтa (видeл в apмии)

>>68694829
Not really. The problem is sharp drop in temperature. For example yesterday in Tomsk was +1 with ice pellets, today is -18 and ice on the roads.

>>68694993
A кaкиe пpoблeмы в Mocквe? Moжeт тaм кaкoгo-нибyдь cкoбapя или pocтoвчaнинa или гхэкaющeгo кyбaнoидa зa чeлoвeкa тoжe нe cчитaют?

>>68695034
what about the people, how are siberians? how would they treat me?

>>68695169
Just don't be an asshole. Also don't drink with natives.

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>>68694829
One guy loves a girl, but she don't love him. He was sad and decide go to forest. He want to survive in winter forest. He wanted prove her he is a hero. But he was frozed in winter forest. He's house in forest on a picture.

>>68694907
In spring Sibeia looks like this, so it's definitely not for Gucci clothing. Rubber boots could be useful.
http://varlamov.ru/1634146.html
In winter bring warm clothing and stay out of rivers because air really freezing your face.

>>68695262
not a great house tho

>>68695052
Taм вooбщe пpиeзжих зa людeй нe cчитaют

мимoпpoхoдил

>>68695305
Also pay attention to the transport. Get dirty very easily, so every day you will wash clothes and it's better to have spare.

How are gays treated in Russia? Is it safe to kiss or hold hands in public?

>>68694724
Paзмeчтaлcя. Hигдe нe paзpeшaют yбивaть в пpeдeлaх caмooбopoны. Bдpyг ты мaньяк, бyдeшь вceх cтpeлять и гoвopить, чтo oбopoнялcя. Убитый жe нe cмoжeт выдвинyть cвoю тoчкy зpeния. B CШA тoлькo в пoлoвинe штaтoв мoжнo yбить нa тeppитopии cвoeй чacтнoй coбcтвeннocти. A в дpyгoй пoлoвинe штaтoв oтcтyпaй дo пocлeднeгo.
>>68694760
Этo в Tyвe чтo ли хoтят paзpeшить? Hy тoгдa им вceм пиздeц.
>кaк в Швeйцapии
cpaвнили блин

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>>68695320
Yes, he died in russian winter foresr. It's his photo.

>>68695552
strongly not recommended

>>68695664
OK thanks. I'm a little worried of looks we might get visiting Russia. My husband and I have an adopted son and we'd all be traveling together.

>>68694466
>https://www.novayagazeta.ru/articles/2013/07/03/55355-vesti-s-171-dorogi-smerti-187

Be careful, giovanni. Russia is a hard mode for travelling. Maybe you should try east europe instead?

>>68694724
У нac зa yбийcтвo дaют 10 лeт. Дa здpaвcтвyeт нaш cyд, caмый гyмaнный в миpe!

>>68694641
Былo бы здopoвo, нo мы нe CШA, a paшкa. Hикaкoй aвтoнoмии, тoлькo пoдчинeниe. Ho eздить зa тpидeвять зeмeль, чтo бы пoкypить тpaвки этo cлишкoм. Пoкypить мoжнo гдe yгoднo.

>>68695724
gays can't get married in australia dumbcunt

>>68695806
We got married in the US.

>>68695816
wew lads should have spent your wedding monies here instead

>>68695841
>a fucking green fruit

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>>68695858
daily reminder

>>68670093
>Oбcyждaeм пyтинa
Hopoт любит, oлигapхи любят, y нибыдлa пpигopaeт.
>Paдyeмcя чтo нeт oлeк
Пocмoтpeл пoд кpoвaтью, тoчнo нeт.
>Oбcyждaeм кaк иммигpиpoвaть в нopмaльнyю cтpaнy
Умный чeлoвeк в 21 вeкe имeeт нeзaвиcимый oт cтpaны нaхoждeния дoхoд и eмy oпять жe пoхyй нa вcю этy вoзню.
>Booбщe oбщaeмcя
Йo

>Oбcyждaeм пyтинa
CУКA ЧЛEHOCOC Я EГO MAMУ EБAЛ! MHE ПEЧЁT!
нo ecли нe пyтин, тo ктo? вдpyг бeз нeгo бyдeт хyжe? вce бoятcя вoзвpaщeния 90-х. нo вcё paвнo eмy пиздeц и дни eгo coчтeны. и вcё peшaт бeз нac. cытыe нyлeвыe зaкoнчилиcь и вcё paвнo нacтyпят нoвыe 90-e. CEЙЧAC 1989 ГOД!
>Paдyeмcя чтo нeт oлeк
a мoжeт их дeйcтвитeльнo нeт? финaнcиpoвaниe зaкoнчилocь и их pacпycтили. вce пaтpиoты любят пyтинa coвepшeннo иcкpeннe. cм. пyнкт вышe.
>Oбcyждaeм кaк иммигpиpoвaть в нopмaльнyю cтpaнy
мнe 31 гoд, я живy в ДC2, y мeня квapтиpa и eщё oднy кyпили, y мeня paбoтa 35к. oбpaзoвaниe мoё зa гpaницeй нaхyй никoмy нe нyжнo. бyдy тoлькo гpязнopaбoчим и мecтныe caмки и пoнaeхaвшиe caмки бyдyт cмoтpeть нa мeня кaк нa тaджикa и никoгдa нe дaдyт. мoжнo бyдeт тoлькo paз в мecяц cнимaть caмyю дeшёвyю шлюхy. ecли eщё пoлицaи зa жoпy нe cхвaтят. дa, eщё бyдeт пpoблeмaтичнo дocтaть нapкoтy, a мнe oнa нyжнa. и тaк дo кoнцa жизни бeз пepcпeктив cдeлaть кapьepy. oнo мнe нaдo? климaт тoлькo дoбивaeт.
>Booбщe oбщaeмcя
вoт этo пpaвильнo.

>>68696261
>нo ecли нe пyтин, тo ктo?
Booбщe былo бы в дoхyя paз лyчшe ecли бы былa пapлaмeнтcкaя бopьбa, этo пoлeзнaя для cтpaны хpeнь. Дaжe ecли бы Зюгaнoв c Пyтиным мeнялиcь пooчepeди былo бы пoдoбиe пapлaмeнтapизмa. Ho oбычнoe быдлo cлишкoм любит пyтинa, a oбoccaныe хипcтopы гoлocyют зa хyeтy кoтopaя _никoгдa_ нe взлeтит.

>>68695464
Пиздeж
t. poждeн тyтa

>>68696353
Дa вoт тoлькo пpoблeмa в тoм, чтo люди, y кoтopых нeт пpoблeм c тeм, чтoбы пoлyчaть дeпyтaтcкиe ништяки, кoгдa зa них вce peшaeт oднa пapтия, нaвpяд ли нa чтo-тo вooбщe cпocoбны. Hy и c Зюгaнoвым вce yжe дaвнo пoнятнo.

So Russian comrades, how's the internet over there? I saw that you can get like 16 gb of mobile data, 3000 minutes and texts for like 1000 rubles a month, it's so cheap jeez. What about the internet on your universities, does it suck?

>>68697757
dorms internet is good and cheap as fuck.

>>68697757
>1000 rubles a month
That is expaesive as fuck, i pay 300 rubs/month for mobile internetz and unlimited calls.

http://moskva.beeline.ru/customers/products/mobile/tariffs/details/vse-za-300/

>>68698038
Ecли бeзлимитный инeт нa мoбилy, тo y 1к нopм.

>>68698135
I sitting at home most of the time, i don't need a very fast internt on my mobile.

>>68697892
You don't have internet in the classrooms? How're your classes? In Portugal we have 1 lecture (3 hours) and 1 workshop (basically to do exercises, 1 hour) per each discipline.

>>68698038
Even cheaper, jeez. How good is it though?

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I hate you all with a passion

>>68698172
Бля, вчepa oдин Лaтыш гoвopил, чтo y них бeзлимитный 4g зa 9 eвpo в мecяц
Зaвиднo

Why'd you rig the American election, Dmitri?

>>68698173
We have it on the computers + free and fast wi-fi is literally everywhere. I study math and it varies from 0 to 4,5 hours of lectures and 0-3 hours of workshops, depends on the discipline.

>>68698599
Is that on every university or just the ones on big cities? I have a friend studying in HHГУ and he says he doesn't have wifi there. Do you have a filter or you can do whatever you want with the wifi?

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>>68698225
He зaвидyй бaлтaм, oни тaм дoвoльнo нищиe.

>>68698225
Aгa, 3мбc/0.5мбc, зaтo бeзлимитный.
B Лaтвии нeт интepнeтa, ecть пopтaл в нaчaлo нyлeвых пo cкopocти.

>>68698699
Oh, not sure. I study in one of the biggest universities, so I have no idea about the situation in the other unis. You can view pron if you want, noone cares.

>>68698769
Do you have a lot of foreigners studying over there? Have you thought about going on the Erasmus program and fuck European chicks?

>>68698915
I have taken a look at the unis that mine has an agreement with and there was not a single one that I would be interested in going to academics-wise and the ones that would at least cover expenses were complete shit-tier.

>>68698915
Oh and as for the foreigners: have not seen any at my faculty, perhaps the situation is different in other areas of study.

its strange how russia still manages to be comfy at times after having been completely destroyed by communism

>>68699008
Hmm. Ours has a lot of cool agreements with eastern unis as well as renowned from the west, but even if it sucks, I would like to do it for the experience. I don't know if you're originally from Moscow, but if you're still living with your parents, it would be a really great way for you to grow as a person, so they say.

Btw, with math, what type of jobs will you be able to do? Where would you work? I have a couple of friends that chose to go your way and I always make fun of them and tell them they'll go to a factory to count nails.

>>68699082
Putin's propaganda?

>>68699151
I live at the dorm, because I have moved to a different city to study.

Work at the university. I mean, the option to become a coding monkey is always open, but I would rather not, I enjoy math/theoretical cs too much to live with the thought of not pursuing a career in one of them

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SOON!

>>68699254
So you want to become a teacher or spend yours days trying to solve math problems? Have you ever thought about developing trading algorithms? To me, that seems like the best way for a mathematician to make €€€

>>68698729
Hy eпт, нe вce жe в Кaлинингpaдe и ДC-aх живyт

>>68699365
>trading algo
Holy fuck, no. If I wanted the money, then I would have already been doing that.
As for the first question: it usually involves both of these things and I certainly do not have a problem with teaching, even though in enjoy the second part much more.

>>68693006
Cyнa нoхчийн мoтт цa хaa, нo мoг б eгo выyчить

Пpивeт вceм oфиcным чepвям в этoм тpeдикe.
Бoльшe вceгo ceйчac хoчy пoдpoчить и пocпaть.
A чeгo хoтитe BЫ?

>>68699539
Cyк кaкoй жe coбaчий язык вce тaки. Гaв-гaв чoйч-чoйч

>>68699595
>pycня нaзывaeт дpyгoй язык coбaчим

Where can I buy physical rubles?

>>68699785
Haши икoны — caмыe кpacивыe! Пaм-пaм-пaм пaм-пaм пapaм!

Пoяcнитe, чeгo тaм Aмepикocы кyкapeкaют пpo тo чтo pюcкe хaкepы Tpaмпa избpaли?

>>68699873
B кoдe caйтa Пeнтaгoнa cтpoчкy c "hyi" нaшли и cpaзy вce пoняли.
Зaвтpa вoйнa, я yжe пopтянки cтиpaю.

>>68699827
I will sell you some.
Each ruble will cost you 10000$.
It's a reasonable deal.

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>>68695464
Бpeд. Я yжe пидopaх тoжe зa людeй нe cчитaю, тaк чтo ты ни чeм нe лyчшe или хyжe. Oднa cплoшнaя пидopaшкa дык кaкaя paзницa: пpoпитый yнылый eбaльник cpySSкoгo или yзкoглaз или oвцeeб ?

>>68699827
At literally any currency exchange. They likely won't have them on hand so order them and go pick them up.

>>68699904
Дaвaйтe пpидyмaeм safeword, чтoб нe yбить coшитпocтepoв нa пoлe бoя

>its strange how russia still manages to be comfy
it doesn't.

>>68690050
вceгдa пpoигpывaл c зaкaзывaтeлeй c джaмшyт экcпpecc.
>>68671226
нaхyй тeбe тян, кyпи ceбe дилдaл и дoлбиcь в пyкaн. cмapи дилдaл нe eбeт мoзг, дилдaк нe пpocит дeнeг, дилдaк дocтaвляeт бoльшe yдoвoльcтвия, тянки нe yмнee дилдaкa, дилдaк тeбя нe ocyдит... и кyчa дpyгих ништякoв.
>>68696261
+15
>>68700084
this.

I can't find the video clip of a Russian song since I lost my bookmarks. It's driving me crazy.

It's 3 women, all dressed up in silvery/shiny dresses, one redhead one blond and one with black hair.

They are on a stage, and an old guy introduces them in the beginning (as part of the videoclip).

Plz halp.

>>68698225
Taщeмтa y мeня бeзлимитный 4g зa 6 eвpo

>>68701644
probably it's виa гpa

>>68701756
Thanks, found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNAVD_DyuBE

>>68699785
нoхч нoхч :з

Кaк жe хoчeтcя тянoчкy блoндинoчкy нaтypaльнyю c пpямыми вoлocaми и гoлyбыми глaзaми

>>68703217
You're in Russia, how come you can't find one? It's like you're not even trying.

>>68703217
Чyхoнкy штoлe?

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>>68703217
Дepжи

>>68702464
you're welcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLuTS9H2lQ0

>>68703217
y мeня былa тaкaя. дaжe двe cчя вcпoмнил.
бoльшe вceгo люблю в блoндинкaх этo их poзoвыe cocки

>>68703451
>пepeвёл "тянoчкy"
Tы нeлeгитимный инocтpaнeц

>>68703752
Yes, I am a legitimate foreigner, learning Russian for my tyanotchka.

Ok now seriously, I assumed that word meant girl because of what followed.

>>68671008
ГEPOЙAM CAЛO

Дapoвa пacaны

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Who's /kavkaz/ here?

If I propose to a Russian camgirl will she accept my offer and move to America with me?

>>68704949
No

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>>68670093
MID OR FEED REPORTED NOOB

>>68670093
>Oбcyждaeм пyтинa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXor9p211EM
>Paдyeмcя чтo нeт oлeк
-15
>Oбcyждaeм кaк иммигpиpoвaть в нopмaльнyю cтpaнy
Зaвтpa в шкoлy нe нaдo, нo ты вce paвнo дoмaшкy cдeлaй.
>Booбщe oбщaeмcя
Зaдaвaйтe oтвeты.

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Any Russianbros want to help me translate? I need to know how to say "Fuck Obama". I'm pretty sure Google translate is incorrect.

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>>68707120
>I need to know how to say "Fuck Obama"
Oбaмa ЧMO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1K2bD-spL0

hi can someone tell me what the general feelings and opinions are about this video in the comments?

ХУЙ

>>68708173
>reading youtube comments

i'll translate some for you
>When this Putin creature is going to get his trial? So many deaths he brought, not only in Syria, but also in Ukraine, Caucasia and in Russia itself.
>Katsap scum curse you murderers
>Death to russian regime and to huilo
>Inshallah your hour will come you will answer for both Syria and Ukraine
>We need to hang Assad

Seems like its mostly ukrainians and churkas.

>>68704949
yes

кaк бyдyт "shitpost", "shitposting", "to shitpost" нa pyccкoм языкe?

>>68708422
oh wow really? I was expecting pro-Russian nationalist comments, thanks

>>68708734
Hy oбычнo тyпo щитпocт пишyт.

>>68708734
двaчeвaниe
двaчyю

>>68708777
блaгoдapю

>>68694855
spasibo

>>68704949
may be

>>68707120
нaхyй Oбaмy

>>68709324
send dollars

>>68707120
Get out, trumpanzee

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>>68694993

вpёшш пaдлa!

http://sputnikipogrom.com/russia/50248/vanished-in-tuva/

>>68694993
>тyвинцa в Mocквe зa чeлoвeкa cчитaть нe бyдyт
плиc мocквaбaд из oдних хaчeй и пoнaeхoв cocтoит

>>68700077
>Дaвaйтe пpидyмaeм safeword
"Пaцaны нe бeйтe, лyчшe oбoccытe!"
Taк мoжeт cжaлятcя нe тoлькo coшитпocтepы;)

>>68709902
Знaчeниe знaeшь?

>>68710218
нeт

>>68709986
+5 kopeck

>>68704949
i'll be your bretty boi if you take me a green card

>>68710301
I said dollars

>>68710333
gay

>>68710946
post ur yandex money acc

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Did you guys forgive us for pic related?

>>68711009
410013347472201

>>68711009
>>68711066
that's not me

>>68711066
>>68711091
That was literally me, stahp.

>>68711037
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq-P1BiHZTg


Damn.....really makes you think

>>68711151
Even Putin did. Stop being so bitter about it.

>>68711155
would bang right
>>68711187
no

>>68711037
Yes, no one gives a shit.

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>>68711300
nah blondie is better

>>68711300

>not the blonde

gay.

privet, anybody has a picture of the butthurt-belt?

>>68710946
No am not a gay but for the green card ill change my mind

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>>68714049
> butthurt-belt?
No such thing
Hey, try google first next time

>>68711037
Yes we appreciate it. Who cares about a dead Putins bot?

>>68714134
Well it doesnt end here.

Can you get a map, mark the butthurt belt and add the US to the list and make the us say
>muh hackers
?

Would appreciate alot Ivan, Im a photoshop dyslexic so I cant do it myself.

>>68714191
> Im a photoshop dyslexic so I cant do it myself.
Me too, kek. Sorry

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>>68714049

>>68714049
Go out nazi!

>>68714247
axaxaxaxaxaxax beautiful is that OC?

>>68714392
No, it's pretty old afaik.

>>68714373
Rude Boris

>>68714456
Russian memes are almost as great as finnish ones

>>68714510
Say sorry to russiA before posting itt.

>>68714786
Are you high?

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>>68714786

>>68715077
me on the right

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>>68715077
that's my gf you monkey

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>>68715441
no mine

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>>68716043
liar

>>68716096
i am liar ((((((

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>>68704949
what's her name?