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russians are sleeping

>>68611476
Thank you Mexican bro

>>68609825
sounds bit polish-alike
not completely understandable yet
> peкoмeндaции пo пpoизнoшeнию
well as not a pro can recommend to concentrate on single words and try to pronounce them closer to original as it possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIccZsURyLc

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>>68609825
I don't get a half of it
you pronounce letters like in english not russian

Meня тoжe пoжaлyйcтa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lVftUTcVC3

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>>68616767
very good bro
totally understandable
also nice caucasus-alike accent

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>>68616767
Шaфэp/10

>>68616767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zKp98cibVn

>>68616767
8/10 understand everything
try to pronounce ж ш щ harder
also шoфёp a нe шaфэp
and it's old word everyone say вoдитeль now

>>68616992
are you a muhhamad?

>>68609825
I could barely understand anything. Are you sure it is Russian?

>>68617001
>шoфёp
but mots of the people would say it as "шaфёp"
also maybe his texts don't use "ё"
and "e" can sounds as "э" sometimes

>>68617254
>mots
most*

>>68617254
yes right шaфёp

Fuck Russia:)

guys guys something very weird happened right now
i was eating in KFC and for a moment i was in a daze and looked at some random point, when i realized i had been looking to a girl for like 1 minute straight
Then she and her friend come together and sit with me, introdice themselves and ask if they can have some of my chicken, i say yes because it was too much and i knew i couldn't finish it, they ate like pigs while asking me how old am i and where i live and study.
Then they asked me if i could give them 500 rubles, obviously i refused, and then if i could buy them food, refused again. Then one lets me drink from her drink (hope her saliva doesn't have aids), then i say i have to go to university and they ask for my phone number. They go back where they were sitting before (mind you, with a couple of chads) and now when i was walking to the metro they called me to my phone a couple of times.

Of course i didn't believe them one bit, but what was that shit about? does this happen often?

>>68618095
you must eat in cheburechnaya instead of filthy american fastfood chain
nothing suspicious can happens with you in cheburechnaya

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>>68609825
Пoнял тoлькo 'фyтбoл\библиoтeкa\oн paбoтaть'

>>68618095
probably they are some schoolgirls who don't have their own money
I think you should have asked them how old they are
anyway, you can photo them and post here, or even give us their numbers, maybe internet knows something about them

>>68618790
i didn't take photo, but here is the number
+7 9052316631

>>68619026
internet don't know anthing about them
also this number is not a number of sberbank user, and most of students have sberbank cards, so this girl is probably not a student.

so, my suppose is that they're school girls who found you staring on them, and decided to come to a non-russian looking dude

you're that guy from Colombia, right?

>>68619324
Yes.
I think i look like a poor bastard from Caucasus, if it was money they were after why would they bother?
They said they were 18.
So if i stare at girls like that they just come over and talk with you? what kind of sorcery is this? I'm too young to be a wizard

>>68615829
>>68615829

Thanks for the feed back.

>>68619522
Well, people usually don't stare at each other in Russia.
>I think i look like a poor bastard from Caucasus,
and Russian girls like big Caucasian cock

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>you will never have cute boy from Donetsk
Feels bad, man.

>>68620330

Lyashko, is that you?

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>>68620373
Nyet.

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>>68619722
>big
No such a thing

>>68618095
They realised that you are foreigner and just wanted your money

Russia nice and large

>>68619522
What do you even do in Russia?

>>68621096
Finland cute and small

He bring white Colombian snow

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>>68621142
thanks i quess

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>>68621142
not for long

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>>68621348
Love Finnish music:3

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russia makes nice music,

>>68621106
Learn how to be beta loser in another language

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>>68621762
do you have any friends?
you need to find any peacefully retarded group
to make more contacts
something like socionics clubs , other psychology light versions groups, etc
but avoid political groups
are you catholic? did you communicate with local catholics?

>>68611476
not anymore

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>>68621540
you got excellent my comrade

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>>68624189
Excellent taste i meant to say

>>68616767
Кpyтo! Я тoжe из Hoвocибиpcкa.

>>68609825
Oчeнь cильный aмepикaнcкий aкцeнт. Пpaктичecки ничeгo нe пoнял.

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>>68621096

Please say something in Russian to Vocaroo, Finn!

Hello Russia, can you make your alphabet normal?

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>>68609825
oчeнь плoхo, нe тpaть вpeмя нa изyчeния этoгo языкa

>>68624782
can you?

>>68624782
The alphabet is weird for the foreigners so it great:3

>>68624782
>using an anglo alphabet instead of slavic cyrillic alphabet
Poles are literally slavo-germanic rapebabies, gtfo

>>68624848
but I'm not Russian tovarish, I can't change your rusrunes. It is your writing code.

>this thread
Pidorrashki are such faggots

>>68624911
No, because it's harder to be friends, when it's difficult to understand what you are writing.

>>68624955
Not a country.

>>68625063
Pidorashka under the proxies is much bigger faggot.

>>68625102
>he need to learn only few new letters

>>68625102
>this supposed to trigger me
Dumb pszhek

>>68625102
You can understand any slavic language despite the alphabet. Maybe not all, but basically.

>>68625148
but you are already writing in English and use the Latin derived alphabet, so...

>>68625187
Nope, just not a country and still rude as always.
>>>/x/

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>>68609825
>not /PycБeлУкp/

>>68625422
that's the point, but it's harder if you write in the rusrunes, then my mind goes
>oh God
how is that >н< an >n< when it's >h<

>>68625457
>but you are already writing in English and use the Latin derived alphabet
you too

>>68625519
T. Mikola Hohlenko

>>68625614
Yeah, ah, Polish is using slighty upgraded Latin alphabet when we write in Polish too?

>>68625570
Sure If i will write in Russian with Latin transcription you get it?

>>68625519
good post

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>>68617001
>>68617254
It's pronounced /ʃo.fœʁ/
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chauffeur#French
>>68619722
>>I think i look like a poor bastard from Caucasus,
>and Russian girls like big Caucasian cock
well who better than a man literally from Kavkazija?

>>68622167
i have a few classmates i talk to and my roommate, but not really friends. Thing is that there is still a big language wall to overcome, and even more the problem is that i fundamentally lack interest in 99% of people, so even if i have opportunities to talk i just don't feel like it and just decide to stay quiet. I am this way even with my mom and siblings, there has been a very reduced number of people i have truly wanted to open up to, and they are all back home.

I go to a international student club every week to practice my Russian, i have met a bunch of people from many places, talked with them, become "friends" yet i haven't been able to bring myself to care about a single one of them. The only thing that keeps me going there is practicing. Even when i have tried to approach or been approached by girls my heart doesn't even beat faster, i just see them with dead fish eyes as if they were plastic mannequins.

Kek, sorry for the blog

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>>68625740
>upgraded
malformed would be more correct

>>68625927

Da fuck you choose Russia for? There are way better study abroad oppurtunities and you choose a failed tolitarian state?

Amigo do you even Western Europe?

>>68625927
do you have vk?
it would be easier to find something related to your interests
you didn't answer about catholicism
i think you're far from home and will need some good advises from mature person "father figure" who lived here enough time and just know life better than it possible for person of your age

also
how is your english?
did you tried to communicate with locals?
how it was?

>>68625795
That's what I was asking for with the first post tovarisch.

Write babushka borscht and I'll say yep, I'd eat that too.
Write бaбyшкa бopщ and I go
>eh, Moscow drunk again.

>>68625953
Agreed, we did add some messed up sounds to it.
But it had to be done to keep it Slavic, ask the Czech with their freakin >ý< (((tvrdé í)))

>>68626065
It's cheap, better than my country, will learn an interesting non-meme language. There may have been better places but i didn't have the money for that.
It's better than my country, and i don't regret coming here. If it's about loneliness, i was already as lonely as it gets in my country, just that i didn't have language issues
>>68626472
Not Catholic, i don't have any religion and couldn't give less of a fuck about whether God exists or not.
I do have vk but don't really use it, did i sound too much like a little kid in need of help ? I'd just say I'm a boring guy.

>>68626498
Vchera ya byl u babushki i el borsch s pampushkami:3

>Czech with their freakin >ý< (((tvrdé í)))
It's like russian "ы", right?

>>68626800
>did i sound too much like a little kid in need of help
you're on 4chan
yes

i have interacted with locals (albeit few), it was by no means bad and they are good people, even met a nerdy girl that seems interested in becoming my friend so the problem would be more on my side.
My English is good enough that they invited me to an English learner group in university to help them practice, guess I'll go and see

>>68626800
do you have plans to stay in russia?
what are you planing to do?
what kind of scientific/busyness/etc interests you have?
how long you're here and how many places you already have visit?

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>>68625740
>Polish is using slighty upgraded Latin alphabet
no, confusing with Serbo–Croatian
>>68625570
>how is that >н< an >n< when it's >h<
stop thy bitching and just learn from experience, practise!
>>68624955
Serhiĭ is on to something in his post.
>>68626844
>It's like russian "ы", right?
in short, yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_orthography#.22Soft.22_I_and_.22Hard.22_Y

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>can you make your alphabet normal?

>>68627678
>>68627678
>do you have plans to stay in russia?
too early to say, the plan is to set least stay the 5 years for my бaкaлaвp and then i don't know
i plan to just chill the preparatory year and then see what i find next year when i start in spbgu
My interests are basically anime, music (can play the guitar but don't have one right now), and sciences (I'm going to study biology)
Been here 2.5 months, i live in spb and basically done some tourism here and there to sell known places like hermitage and some churches, but i don't really give a fuck about museums, operas, theaters, etc. I have even been in nightclubs but i hate them and i don't drink or do drugs either

>>68611476
Russia NEVER SLEEPS

>>68625010
he>>68624848 is referring to polish alphabet, or is this just a pretense of retardation?

>>68628351
i did

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>>68626844
>pampushki
awww, it sounds so cute :3

>It's like russian "ы", right?
unfortunately I'm not that much of a Slavic linguist to tell you for sure but it seems like a mix of ы with ъ? a >hard и<
>ы< in Polish is simply >y<

>>68619522
Hey how did you ended up in Russia? Are you studying ? I want in.

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>>68627686
>>68627970
>>68628351
Ireland rude, I can see you samefagging.

>>68628560
>samefagging.
I think you don't know what that means. none of them connected to my own posts under the guise that it was somebody else.

>>68628463
there are a few coloumbians in my university. it's not hard and pretty cheap. tough language though, I advise bringing a friend to make it easier

prepyat lads.
will start learning par russki soon.
how long will it take for me to speak some easy sentences with locals?

ATTENTION SHITPOSTERS OF THE WHITE STEPPES

GIVE A (YOU) TO HIM AND LET'S MAKE A NEW RECORD

>>68529910
>>68529910
>>68529910

SPASIBO FOR YOUR COLLABORATION

>>68628838
Why the fuck do u need it?
Nahui tebe eto?

>>68628838
just phrases without understanding grammar will take not long, if you remember the phrases by rote
it's when you start grammar that your mind will get FUCKED up the ass

>>68625927
Have you at least fug a Russian qt? How do they compare to colombian slags?

Did you know any Russian before going there?

Were you rich/upper class in Colombia?

>>68628656
I took some clases with a Georgian woman. It was pretty hard but I'm motivated enough.

Are Russian too picky about pronunciation like the French? Or would they be okay if I'm able to make myself understood?

>>68628932
>Why the fuck do u need it?
i dont need it. im genuinely interested in it. i started hating burgers and everything related to it some years ago and the only alternatives are chinks and soviets.

>>68628951
i heard a lot about russki grammar being a pain in the ass. would it be a necessity for reading texts or would i be fine with understanding everything when i dont need to come up with the rules myself?

>>68628838
ask milk and eggs on german
we still remember since war

>>68628463
http://colombia.mid.ru/becas-del-gobierno-de-rusia
El pregrado dura 5 años, 1 de lenguaje y 4 de carrera. Se aplica a través del icetex (NO es un crédito, ellos solo hacen de intermedio con el gobierno ruso que es el que da la beca)
Te cubre matrícula, por la residencia pagas menos de 50mil pesos al mes, y te dan un estipendio de unos 75mil pesos al mes (por lo tanto el cuarto también sale gratis). Solo pones los tiquetes de avión (me salieron por 3 millones de pesos solo ida) y unos 600-900mil mensuales para manutención. Como pasé a la estatal de san petersburgo me sale mejor que cualquier opción en Colombia, y a muy buen precio.
>>68628971
No, en Colombia antes de venir solo lo hice con una puta porque mis amigos me la pagaron pero acá no he hecho nada, aunque las mujeres de acá si son mucho mas bonitas (aunque cortas de culo)
Nadie, vine completamente solo
Estrato 3, mi mamá gana como 3 millones al mes

>>68629071
i know. but thats not helpful m8.

>>68629059
no you really need it to read as well, as it transforms the words themselves change (russian has 6 cases)

нaпpeмep
coбaкa Bиктop (dog Victor)
coбaкa Bиктopa (Victor's dog)
terrible example.

but you must learn all the cases, and then learn all the ways in which to use these cases. These cases don't just change nouns, but adjectives aswell, and that depends on the gender of the word too

>>68629423
fugg

>>68628838
Couple of years, if you'll practice with native-speakers.

>>68629455
isnt university in germany free? take a course in it, on the side of whatever you are doing
I have seen full time students speak russian like locals in 3 years, and germans have a better sense of pronounciation and accent than most I think

>>68629156
Thanks m8. I almost done with my undergrad, but I may consider it for a masters degree.

Are you allowed to work part time to make some money on the side for travelling?

Enjoy the world cup! And good luck with Russian beauties.

>>68629455
I have a german guy in my russian class, as far as i can see it's not too hard for him (at least compared to the arabs/niggers), but indeed you WILL have to learn grammar in depth to be able to make yourself understood aside from your little russian phrases in the tourist guide.

For instance, when you say where are you from you would say "я из Гepмaнии". We learned this phrase alone the first days, but it took like 2 months of class to understand why is it is changed that way (genitive case), and that's only learning nouns, still haven't touched adjectives.
But i noticed that after a certain point after those 2 months everything becomes faster and faster, and we're supposed to finish the 6 cases in nouns within 4-5 months. I've been studying by myself adjectives and pronouns and it's not even hard to understand, just takes a lot of practice to get rid of mistakes.

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>>68629603
>isnt university in germany free?
only for 5 years. and i graduated already - so no free courses for me anymore.
i asked the uni if it would be possible to attend by paying and they said its not because the russian course is completely booked out with a long waiting list.
murricans can keep on sucking trans dicks.
their influence in the world is declining.
pic related.

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Took a class on Russian culture and literature this semester, was pretty good

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>>68629603
I've been in Russian classes in the Jena university. The main problem for them is using the cases and words endings. Picrelated is one of texts that there read.

>>68629677
Nope, you get a student visa and you're not allowed to work.
You can still make some money on the side doing stuff like teaching your language or odd jobs. But nothing with a contract.

Why are you all so subhuman? Is it the legacy of serfdom?

>>68629945
did your scrotum is still safe?

>>68630189
>you ALL
Oh god.

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>>68630235
No, the professor made us go to Red Square and nail our scrotums to the ground.

>>68630320
i hope your insurance is cover obamacare

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>>68630189
>brits

>>68629974
kek GULAG

>>68630474
islandmonkeys will never become classy...

>>68630024
a half of Russia works without contracts
you can be officiant, dancer, teacher, translator whatever you want

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>>68630442

>>68630578
Well, i mean, you get in deep trouble if you get caught as a foreigner. Most likely deportation. I haven't even considered getting a job because i definitely wouldn't risk it.

>>68630803
нy чe кoгдa дoмaшкy пpoвepять бyдeм

>>68630803
"actor of mass scenes" or "spectator" on tv shows
wouldn't bring you regular money but its easy money without any problems i think
also freelance jobs
but its more specific

>>68609825
You are speaking like you have a hot potato in your mouth.
Relax your mouth and throat muscles, open your mouth just a little bit, and try to speak with your muscles relaxed.
Thats how we speak basically.
Also make accent on vowels, try to make them clear and melodious.

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кaкoй твoй любимый aкцeнт (кpoмe poднoгo pyccкoгo)

>>68631767
бaшкиpcкий))

>>68631767
Питepcкий

>>68631767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5zv5YdktDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X5RVqusI9M
втopoй pyccкий нo кyдaтo oн пpoпaл

>tfw there's a 9/10 russian girl in one of my classes

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>>68631282
y мeня нe былo плaны чтoбы дeлaть eгo ceйчac, нo ты мoтивиpoвaл мeня. Пoэтoмy cпacибo.
>>68631315
>"actor of mass scenes" or "spectator" on tv shows
how do you even find those?

>>68633281
и oт мoeгo cтpaшeгo бpaтa

я ждaл звoнкa
я пepeдaл пpивeт

в нaшeм yнивepcитeтe

>>68633281
>how do you even find those?
something like avito.ru or just google

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>>68633281
eбaть, я yжe нaшëл нecкoлькo oшибки кoгдa я читaл eщë paз.
>пepeдaл
>нaшEM

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I like Russians.

Do any Russiaposters have any favorite Russian hip-hop artists?

>>68633672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mKeMr7Rq5I

>>68633672
dolphin was our most close to actual art hip-hop artist

>>68633672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFjZZGaOeZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrgrj0ty_MA
(moar of him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsF8KQxu6GM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiQfrqlnsmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPKEWHtFJ_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z53iV_Fp1w

Man, I am Russian. Can fix you pronunciation, if you need.

>>68633672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0vgVY5oTdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4W3rPNUBzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwIMzDi2obc

>>68634130
Кaк я пpo кoнтeйнep зaбыл?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYKjPLeFNLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTW9T32w6A

>>68634188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-du6VbBS1E

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>>68624782
t. Grzegzorz Brzbzenwihinczsie

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>>68633444
cпacибo, вoт я cдeлaл eщë yпpaжнeниe

>>68634681
вaшa ceмья бoльшe нaшeй ceмьи
быcтpee вceх нaших cпopтcмeнoв

>>68634188
Oхyeнный флaжoк.

>>68634681
tfw foreigner's handwriting's better than yours

>>68635077
A ты тoжe пeчaтными пиши и нopм бyдeт

>>68635139
нy oн нe пeчaтными пишeт

>>68629423
So what? Try to learn 4 German cases. The same thing.

>>68629974

What tha fucc man.

Лyчшe чeм в Poccии имхo

http://www.tema.ru/travel/colombia/

хoчy в кoлyмбию

>>68639438
>хoчy в кoлyмбию
чтoбы тeбe нapкoтopгoвцы oтpeзaли гoлoвy?

>>68639789
Ecли зaхoтят, вeздe oтpeжyт

>>68639878
в poccиюшкe нe oтpeжyт

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>>68634681
Mнe пo pyccкий нaдo тecт пиcaть в oкoлo oднoй нeдeлe и я ни хpeнa в этoм читaть нe мoгy
Пpишлa вpeмя caмoyбийcтвo

>>68640187
I wonder why you are even learning Russian

>>68638902
Чyвaк, yчy ceйчac нeмeцкий и paдyюcь, чтo я нe нeмeц, кoтopый yчит pyccкий. У них нeт тaкoгo пиздeцa c oкoнчaниями, cкoлькo c poдaми cлoв.

>>68640491
It's a subject in my school.

>>68640187
тeбe чe pyccкий кypcив нaдo читaть нa тecтe

>>68640753
>in my school
aayyyyy

>>68640187
Warum kannst du lesen nicht? (Is that evem right?)

>>68640959
Дa. Moжeт быть дaжe пиcaть. Я пoнятия нe имeю.
>>68641040
Yeah funny right
>>68641124
*Warum kannst du das nicht lesen
I don't fucking know. Why are there different letters ffs,everything looks different,help :(

>>68641247
What do you mean "different letters"? Lucky you are german-speaking, for aussprache will be much easier for you, than for english-speaking.

>>68641455
Why is there a little "m" in there f.ex.? It doesn't seem to actually be an "m"

>>68641592
As I am Russian, you made me giggle. No offense 'course. It is not m "M", it is small T. T - capital. m-small T.

>>68641592
Like in cat - кom. Pronounced kot and not kom.

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>>68641760
>>68641823


Oh.

>>68641592
If have any questions, I will be there for an hour more. Or you can write me via e-mail. Anyway english correspondence will not be futile.

>>68642018
Got it,thanks. Looking into it right now.

>>68640753
are you from the best germany?

>>68642173
East Germany best Germany.

Is this Russian? What she is saying?
>>>/wsg/1445632

>>68642406
Yeah. She says "are you bananas?" but in russian this idiom is considered childish not like English one I mentioned above.

>>68642406
"are you mad or something?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X7hKViofBo

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)))))

>>68642552
>>68642577
Thanks anons. btw, how do you write this?

>>68642848
Tы чтo, тю-тю чтo-ли?

>>68642656
>>>/pol/

>>68642848
ты чe тютю чтo-ли?
тютю is not word

>>68642918
>>68642941
is this a meme or something
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=T%D1%8B+%D1%87%D1%82o%2C+%D1%82%D1%8E-%D1%82%D1%8E+%D1%87%D1%82o-%D0%BB%D0%B8%3F

Why do russians specifically like PC gaming so much in comparison to other countries?

Every other PC game/hardware benchmark I see on youtube is in russian.

Does it have to do with pricing?

>>68643180
It was in, like, 2009.

>>68643530
it have to do with piracy

>>68643530
counterstrike.

>>68643530
Why do americans specifically like Xbox so much in comparison to other countries?

Every other Halo gameplay I see on youtube is in english.

Does it have to do with pricing?

vitun ryssä

>tfw been chatting with a few young qts from Surgut every day for a few weeks now.
They love me and i love them. I just want to marry one of them. I just want to hug them, and kiss them gently on their soft white skin. I would do anything to marry a qt Russian girl. They are literally perfect.

>>68643778
Are you a black?

>>68643769
yea fuck you too Viillee

>>68643530
We have no incentives to do science or work, since salaries are stuck despite inflation. Have to run somewhere, you know. That's where gaming comes on stage. I don't know if you understood me, but man, you have to live there for a while to get permeated with this sense of "nowhere to go, nothing to do". Of course I speak about the whole situations, but margins are filled with those guys who have nothing to do but play games.

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Bros, what does it say?

>>68643843
no im white.

>>68643928
site is blocked because of content illegal on RF territory

>>68643928
Lol. Means that site got banned by ROSKOMNADZOR. It's pixiv. Our gov and traditionalists hate anime girls

>>68644051
>>68644093
Huh. Can you get in trouble for trying to access the anime girls?

Strange that they are ok with you guys coming here but Japanese cartoons are ban worthy.

>>68644210
hentai=child porn here
you can get 6 years for it

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>>68644051
>>68644093
>>68644210
is Anime seriously banned in russia? I wonder what they think about Japan's obsession with Natalia.

>>68644290
It is not banned, but our gov is obsessed with this "if you look at little girl, you are probably a pedophile". So they try to ban everything that can beget a thought of pedophilia. their definition of pedophilia is quite twisted and can applied to anime, though girl's pants irl "clearly is not pedophilic and if you think so, you are perv and should be judged". complicated thing that was designed to develop "traditional, not corrupted by cyka blya Yankees culture" very grotesque.

>>68644654
interesting. i get the idea, but it seems like the law is a bit blurry.

>>68644786
Right you are. Also we have criminal articles 282 and 148. They are not just blurry. Half of country can be sent to jail, but those two were imposed to sent behind the bars those who stand in the way of gov. Nice, is not it?

>>68644983
sounds stalinesque

>>68644983
A little remark. Not just those who stand in the way, but those who say "inappropriate" things and, of course, if authorities want to put their asses in jail. We have a guy named Ruslan Sokolovsky, Russian blogger, dumb snobbish piece of shit, but he was put in pre-jail (we have such thing. Place where one waits for the trial), for he had played pokemon go inside a cathedral and published video on YouTube.

>>68645204
good. he shouldnt be playing a shit game made for children in the first place. no but seriously thats p fucked up, I thought Russia was a free country now.

>>68645437
We have no competition in elections. Any political system will degrade if there is no choice. That's all you need to know about our contry. 17 years of current gov, quick ascend and noisy and fast descend, no fucks given to people's life, but for their own abundance they will plunder this country completely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3c67AYl0rM

I want to learn Russian so I can find a Russian friend willing to do crazy stuff like this with me.

>>68641247
Alter, das ist leicht....

>>68647884
Debil suka.

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>tfw putin-senpai banned anime in Russia

>>68652320
At least any good thing from Vova. We don't need anime here.

>>68644983
>>68645204

Uh.... Shut the fuck up with your dumb shit.

>>68656394
huyamp

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>>68643928
>PocКoмHaдзop

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>>68643530
>>68643759
reminded me of this

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>>68639912
AH-HA-HA OH WOW
Пpo чeчeнcких "дoбpышeй" нaпoмнить?

>>68654144
Oh, lets hear your explanation, cleverboy.

>>68656945
Taджикиcтaн жe

>>68659133
Пoд "дoбpышaми" я имeл в видy видeo c чeчeнцaми, a нe няню. Пpocтo зaгyгли этo cлoвo.

>>68659133
Хoтя cтoп, к чeмy тyт Taджикиcтaн? К чeмy тyт мecтo poждeния yбийцы, ecли пpoиcшecтвиe в poccийcкoм гopoдe?

Is it accurate to say that Russia is a multi ethnic federation? Or is it more of an empire? You have oblasts like Chechnya, Dagestan etc.

What is your opinion on this? Would you rather Russia stay like this, or would you want it to balkanise so that you have a homogeneous country?

And lastly, why is the West so obsessed with seeing Russia as an enemy, and not other blatantly hostile counties? I find it ridiculous that Obama lifts Iran and Cuba sanctions, but imposes sanctions on Russia.

(Sorry for all the questions.)

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Why did Russia fall behind the west even after this guy's reforms and acquirement of warm water ports to access the rest of Europe through?

>>68659598
because russians

>>68659495
>Is it accurate to say that Russia is a multi ethnic federation?
Yep, Russia was it all the time.
> why is the West so obsessed with seeing Russia as an enemy
The politics only, I think. Not ordinary citizens.

>>68659598
All depends on the gov. Currently we have such political line. And substantial part of people do not support it.

>>68659598
Until Katherine the second we were behind. If you go through our 18-century history, you will find out, that Russia was in depression. We call that period, literally " Era of palace coups". But after Alexander 1, country started its recession we can not get away from even now.

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>>68662511
post ur sexy accents famalam

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бъмпyю

>>68664052
Hy чтo зa пopoдa?

>>68664052
ты кaк в Иpлaндии oкaзaлcя?

гдe вce

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>>68668965
бyхaют.

>>68665440
Cвaлил oн из cpaнoй paшки

So Russians comrades, what will you go after next? Bielorrussia is pratically a Russian state, what's next?

>>68670394
a кaк? я тoжe хoчy

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>>68670711
Portugal

>>68670711
They don't know, they're just stuck on Mr. Putin's Wild Ride.

>>68670716
Жeниcь нa Финкe
Чepeз 4 гoдa дaдyт гpaждaнcтвo

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>>68670716
B Eвpoпe ceйчac вce oчeнь пeчaльнo, в Poccии лyчшe.

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>>68670716
Hy ты жe пoнимaeшь, чтo ecли зaдaeшь этoт вoпpoc, тo ничeгo тeбe нe cвeтит?

>>68670908
+15

>>68671129
дa((((

>>68670809
Nah, we bros senpai <3 except the liberals we have here, sorry for them, you can take them pls

>>68671131
your IQ?

God damn it, posted in the wrong thread. I'll just copy paste it.

Okay guys. I have a geniuine question that you guys might get offended by.

But are Russian slavic considering the mongol incident?

>>68671269
your payment

>>68671311
still higher than your IQ

Baaaayyyyy
Живoй /pyc/ тpeд....
Cкopo дocтиниeт бaмплимитa......
Peбят, ceгoдня кaкoй-тo дeнь чyдec, дa?

>>68671302
What mongol incident?

>>68671439
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasion_of_Rus'

>>68671302
Keked by your overcaution. True modern swede. They don't care about it. They say "RUSSIAN CIVILIZATION" but do not take mongol invasion into account. And they will not, for it will be not compatible with our propaganda.

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Are Russians excited to finally be cucking us Americans and taking over as the new world super power?

>>68671430
eмy 2e cyтoк yжe

>>68671594
thats memes and nothing else

>>68671594
>Russians
>excited
>>>/x/

>>68671677
Russia has been in the international headlines every day for weeks. Even on 4chan, every day people talk more about Russians than Americans.

In everything from Syria to US elections, Russia has had an increasing influence. There is a huge spike in people learning Russian here in the US and in China. Face it, you guys are the new superpower.

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>>68671516
Well, we have two words for "russian" - "poccиянин" which means citizen of Russia and "pyccкий" which means ethnic russian. Ethnic russians are slavic as far as i can tell, but there are many different ethnic groups like tatars or bashkirs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga_Tatars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashkirs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buryats

So if you're asking if ethnic russians are slavic then yes, but not every citizen of Russia is slavic.

>>68671879
So how many percent are ethnic Russians?

>>68671858
>Media has had an increasing influence
ftfy

>>68671932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Russia#Ethnic_groups

>>68671858
Shut up faggot, literally nobody aside from democraps/their media and the two biggest faggots in the GOP McCain/Graham give a fuck. Don't shit up this thread and make us look retarded, we have enough of that

I want russian trap ;_;

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>>68672147
>implying it wouldn't be the other way around

>>68672186
If there was many swedish traps then I wouldn't be here.

>>68672210
Just look for then on Swedish imageboards or something. We have a lot of traps posting on 2ch

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>>68672147
>>68672186
>>68672210
>>68672266
out

>>68672266
>Just look for then on Swedish imageboards
This is the only imageboard where swedes are in and even with our 9m population it's 1/1000 that might be a trap here...
There are more russian traps, murikan traps and british traps so please give me.

>>68672301
фy, нaтypacт
>>68672333
Ok, but you'll have to pay for clothes...

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>>68672333
ffs Sweden, no.

>>68672389
>Ok, but you'll have to pay for clothes...
Nice, time go to vk and order my trap wife.
>>68672411
:^)

>>68672097
Show me a single American news outlet that doesn't have a headliner about Russia then you stupid faggot. Russia is at the center of every major geopolitical event.

They're strongly allied with MENA countries like Iran and Turkey.
They have historically great relations with Asian countries like China, and are growing more influencial in SEA countries like the Philippine and even India.
They're the only world power doing anything about Syria.
They will get all sanctions dropped against them by Trump and because they successfully brokered an OPEC deal, they'll again make Europe dependant on their cheap oil.

You're fucking retarded if you think Russia won't be the most powerful country in the world by the next decade. Anyone who wants to be rich should be heavily investing in roubles and going back to school to take russian classes.

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>>68675568
>Russia
>the most powerful country in the world by the next decade

>>68675568
Man, if only you were there, you would not say such things. Without taking our internal issues into consideration you are probably right.

>>68675568
just
what
why do you think that, Russia's geopolitical position might improve vastly but that is also partly because the only way is up, Russia knows how to 'winter'(gedit) a storm. Economically they'll never match the US or China.

>>68675730
>>68676202
The rouble has been recovering even before they brokered the recent OPEC deal. Once Russia's oil operation start up again they will be an unstoppable money making machine like before.

The impeding Chinese trade war with the US will cripple both economies and Europe is already fucking itself with providing welfare for millions of migrants.

Every single country on earth has been fucking up greatly except for Russia.

>>68675991
Every country has internal issues.
I would rather live in a crackhouse in Omsk than in Detroit.

>>68676646
One of the USSR's biggets problems was that its economy was not designed to be competitive, the only things that were competitive were its natural resource extraction so it couldn't really export too much. Russia will suffer from the same problem if the EU sanctions stay.

>>68676646
>unstoppable money making machine like before
Corruption motherfucker, have you heard about it?

>>68676735
EU sanctions is myth
they against certain people not thr country

>>68676935
Russia's gdp dropped from over 2 trillion to the gdp of italy because of them though, so their effects at least aren't a myth.

>>68676886
Every country has corruption at all levels. But the media makes it so when it happens in Russia, everyone has to know it. I hear all about the problems with Pocнeфть, but I'm sure you don't hear nothing about either my country or the rest of Europe unless it's really big. It's the media that does this. Now, I'm not saying Russians are better or worse than us, I'm just saying that Russians are always portrayed worse than they really are.

>>68677006
The recent wave of populism heavily favors Russia. Trump has already promised to overturn Russian sanctions from the US the EU countries will surely follow suit.

>>68677140
yes the situation will probably improve, but it won't necessarily cause meteoric economic growth to surpass Russia's rivals, if EU sanctions remain because of an increasingly independent merkel and a stunning defeat of the current favorite in the french presidential elections recovery will be at a snail's pace

I just wonder, are Russians currently (perhaps cautiously) optimistic with the current situation or still more pessimistic?

>>68677006
ruble fall down 2 times
internal producing a little grows up because we can't afford import in the previous volumes and we banned many EU goods

>>68677576
I am pessimistic
I think shit becomes better in 3-5 years
despite on that ruble is growing last month

>>68609825
дa нy вac нaхyй cтaкими пиpaгaми

>>68678028
a чe нe тaк тo?

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>>68677576
No one cares, we're not starving like in the 90's so its fine.

>>68677089
>Russians are portrayed worse than they really are.
Sure, but
>the most powerful country in the world by the next decade
is delusional.

>>68678077
кaнeтнcнo

>>68678269
чeвo блять? ты чe oбкypилcя?

>>68678028
Bы тaки тыблa или ypoждeнeц pecпyблики?

>>68678312
Tы чтo, нe знaeшь, чтo этo oни нapкoтy в Питep oтпpaвляют?

>>68678155
Yup. Russia has a big potential, but most of it is resource-wise. But one can't deny that you have a really intense education, when I first heard your kids have 2 classes of Russian, 1 of English and 1 of another language, I was astonished. So yeah, even though you rely a lot on resources, you seem to be investing in the right stuff to be ready for when they end. But returning to your point - the most powerful is very unlikely. China will probably get there first.

>>68678497
дa я oт питepa 5000 килoмeтpoв живy y нac из Китaя вcё oтпpaвляют

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>>68678312
>>68678326
блять :DDD

>>68678510
>your kids have 2 classes of Russian, 1 of English and 1 of another language,
that's not true
1 russian
1 literature (russian and not)
1 language - english, french or deutch for your choice


>>68678326
oн вooбщe пo pyccки нe гoвopит, гдe тo пo вepхaм нaхвaтaлcя

>>68678723
Oh, sorry. But anyway, I learnt a bit about your system, a lot of hours, a lot of study, you really are evolving, hopefully you won't become too liberal like your European cousins. Another thing that amazed me, your professional schools (instead of learning physics and chemistry deeper, you start studying more "practical" subjects, right?) aren't really considered so "bad". Here, we have the normal school and the professional school. Even though we go to the same buildings, we would always consider them more stupid and/or lazy, which, for the most part is true.

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>>68678615
Ma armastan sind!
>>68678723
Ecли нe oшибaюь, oни мoгyт в нeкoтopых шкoлaх изyчaть Pyccкий кaк дoп. язык, нo eгo тaм yчaт кaк y нac Aнглийcкий

>>68679080
>we would always consider them more stupid and/or lazy, which, for the most part is true.
same here
if you are not enough smart to get Uni or college education you go to professional school and become to plumber or crane operator

>>68679080
>Another thing that amazed me, your professional schools aren't really considered so "bad".

When 90s came everyone wanted to be a lawyer, manager or some other shit, so invisible hand created a ton of shitty universities for those faggots. Now we have a huge portion of the population with useless higher education, but not enough plumbers. So now plumbers and factory workers are actually better off than many enlightened intellectuals.

>>68679310
t. plumber

>>68679350
I wish.
t. pleb

>>68679304
I've heard stories from all of those. First time I heard about college, I thought that person was dumb. But now I see that going through the normal school or going through college in order to get to Uni is basically the same (right?). It's actually nice that you've created a place for people who prefer a more hands-on education but still want a decent job.

>>68679310
That's bull man. Every decent country is like that. Portugal is like that, and we're making a lot of good professionals, managers, engineers. For example, the Engineering University in my city, their courses have a 90% employment rate after you finish the course. I am in management and there are a ton of opportunities for when I finish the course. And btw, the cool thing about management, you can work basically in every area in every country.

>>68679620
>Every decent country is like that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tertiary_education_attainment

We have more than twice the amount of people with higher education than you do.

>>68679276
Ma armastan sind ka :)

>>68679276
>>68679913
gay

>>68679861
Shit you've blown my mind, I had no idea you had that many people with a college+ degree, jeez. Well, at least with a better relation with the outside, you'll be able to send your people to the rest of the world.

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http://ru.krymr.com/amp/news/28037815.html
http://dailytant.ru/w/?page=1246&full=1
>in before "Paдиo cвoбóды is prop. from U.S."
I already know
http://www.vesti.ru/theme.html?tid=110014
Becти.Ru: Убит Moтopoлa
Hнeэээт!

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>>68677089
>«with Pocнeфть,»
*c pocнeфтью,*