Reminder to never ever shake hand with a south Europoo

Southern England needs gassed

>>68662630
>Sweden, France, Germany, UK
>not green

Paper+bidet master race here btw. Anyone who uses paper only should have his hands chopped off desu

>>68662630
Wtf, most Muslim countries use Shattaf which is like Bidet.

>>68662630
This is a dumb map.

It isn't about North vs South in Britain, It's about middle and upper class vs working class.
>>68662842
poor runt

>>68662880
GOOD post

>>68662630
>Reminder to never ever shake hand with a south Europoo
>Embrace syrian refugees
Insane

>>68662630
It's a lie, Russians don't wipe with hand, we use candy wrappings and newspapers.

fucking snowniggers I swear

here in Italy we joke about the fact that france and britain don't use the bidet

also this >>68662880

>>68662630
But you use your hand to wipe with paper right? What do you mean by "hand wiping"

Muslim nation is cleaner than Europe because toilets with shower are mainstream.

>>68662630
>tfw bidet user
the noble franco-norman blood seethes in my veins

>>68663383
Maybe one day we'll reach Japanese levels of hygiene when gamma rays become mainstream here

Nobody uses bidet here you dumbfucks.

low quality mspaint bait
everybody uses paper

Northern Italy and UK was the worst.
It gets jammed soon and it stops flowing.

>>68663509
You guys are supplied with radioactivity from Chernobyl.

>tfw bidets aren't common here
>tfw have to have a shower after shitting instead

>>68662630
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>implying your Dutch cousins aren't the dirtiest subhumans around

>>68664173
damn, the Muslims really increasing Germany and Sweden's percentage

>>68662630
blue is french empire? or padanian empire?

>>68664173
Is this after piss, shit or both?

I really want to buy fancy japanese toilets lads, anybody has experience with them? was it comfy?

>>68664173
>washing your hands
Subhumans 2bh

>>68663448
gooble gobble one of us

>>68664173
enjoy your shit immume system bro.

>>68664371
either, that's why it's a shit map

What the fuck is bidet?

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>>68662927
t. Ali habibi

>>68665651
a sink for your butthole

> A bidet is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus of the human body, and is typically installed in a bathroom.

What the fuck

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>>68665651

>>68662630
i've always used paper and only know people who use paper
whenever i go to the public toilets there's paper too

the only one time i had a bidet was at my grandmother's house like 10 years ago, she removed it since then

>>68665651
>>68665754
t. barbarian

>captcha: Mario Noble

>>68665651
>>68665754
Are you from Ostrava, lad?

t.polentanigger northern """italian"""" proxy

the bidet was literally invented in southern italy

>>68665651
a bathtube for manlets

>hand wiping
>get considerable amount of shit on your hands

>paper wiping
>get shit on your hands

>bidet
>get no shit on your hands

Really makes you ponder

>>68666860
>paper wiping
>get shit on your hands
You'll only get shit on your hands if you use just one square of paper after you had diarrhea.

>Nobody in the thread is arguing with the map
Wait what, is the map real? There aren't really people who use their hands, right....?

>>68665760
how the fuck do you use that?

>>68667091
Arabs and pajeets actually do but no euro does

>>68662880
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>>68667256
>>68663271
wtf I love Italians now

>>68667091
some Muslims still do but they usually wash their asses and their hands with soap after. it's even more hygienic than the Euro practice of wiping

>>68667444
>it's even more hygienic than the Euro practice of wiping
How so? Sounds like bs desu

>>68662630
source

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We should build a wall against the Poohumans.

>>68662630
lmao no one uses a bidet in england

>>68667948
Then how come you have so ugly teeth, i call bs...

>>68667948
same here

oh so that's why the restrooms here don't have toilet paper

>>68662630
>bidet
>here

wtf

>>68662630
I am Sadinian and what the fuck si this, everyone sues bidet/paper here

hands???

...WTF??

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Now seriously:

How do you people function without a bidet.

I understand not having one at Restaurants or other places but at home ?

How do you stay clean m8's ?

>>68662630
absolutely digusting

>>68671365
Eu nunca usei bidet e tenho quase a certeza que não norma aqui. Normalmente são usados para as mulheres lavarem-se lá em baixo

>>68671424
Onde vives ?

>>68671424
não é norma*

>>68671449
Perto de Cascais

>>68667095
You don't. It only exists to remind you that you are living in a civilised country.

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>>68671494
:^)

Wtf is hand wiping?Wiping your ass full of shit with hand?Who does that?

>>68667091
indonesians do