/brit/

poo

>>68662086
>>68662086
>>68662086
>>68662086

>>68662086
bit scared of beans, was really into eating a full tin on toast every few days but the last time I did it I nearly died so havn't had any since

>>68662119
bloody yanks

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>>68662097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zCrB42Mpg

going to become a woman and take my oneitis' name but slightly change it to compensate for the fact i will never have her

forgot that the Irish were in league with the nazis lol

>>68662171
alri ribena

just a reminder
Aisha >>>>>>>>>>>> Sara > Rosie

>>68662177
bit of an exaggeration

>>68662141
ah yes the stereotypical paddy comes to brit and acts butthurt about the british gimmick

an oldie but a goodie x

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>>68662177
get tae fuck will ya
our nazi party was outlawed and leader arrested just like yours

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snowing out

>>68662201
dumb fucking frogposter

>>68662195
I should say fascist party not nazi. They didn't really have the whole racism supremacy thing, it was more a copy of Franco's Spain

Americans are poor and have no taste

>>68662195
Talking about THE nazis which the irish helped

going to do a so-called "shave" lads

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>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>implying life is temporary

How come National "Socialism" is right wing?

>>68662097
find it proper weird that absolutley everyone who played this game as a kid did this

>>68662264
How come your mum is fat?

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You have no power here, Janny.

>>68662264
It wasn't it

it was centrist authoritarian

HOWEVER

modern "neo-nazi" groups are generally more right wing

>>68662264
Left wing = everything revolutionary
Right wing = everything reactionary

Simple shit m8

>>68662243
helped how?
We gave the british weather reports, allowed captured british soldiers to "escape" over the border but kept the captured nazis locked up all war
If Eamon DeValera wasn't our PM at the time we probably would have joined the war. Even he knew the nazis losing was in our interest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulay2FvUEd8
NEED a dancing french gf

indubidably

>>68662305
how is national socialism not revolutionary

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Guten Morgen. Etwas kalt draußen, irisches Wetter halt. Immerhin ist die Sonne draußen und hoffentlich wird es etwas wärmer. Ich bin das sechste Mal diese Woche auf dem Weg nach Hause von Dublin. Bin gerade an der Raststätte bei Enfield und schaue mal, ob ich was zu Essen bekomme. Okay, keine Ahnung, was ich den Rest des Tages tun werde. Einfach mal abwarten. Ich melde mich bald, Tschüss!

>>68662323
how did you not post this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>68662375
too obvious

>America did literally all the heavy lifting on the western front
>3/5 beaches on D-Day were Commonwealth

>>68662227
better be nice or i'll post another frog

>>68662397
Not to mention they joined in rather late.

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>America did literally all the heavy lifting on the western front
>3/5 beaches on D-Day were Commonwealth

Unified Eire when?

>>68662435
fuck off bruce

>>68662335
because one of its core tenants of fascism or nazism is anti-communism
Its also a return to traditional family values

>>68662291
good stuff

>>68662435
before 1916

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REMINDER

>>68662468
no

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Oh m will einen Penis aus Gold haben. Oh mein Wille, eine Scheiße aus Diamant haben. Oh, eine nette Freundin von Taschen aus Sand gemacht haben

>>68662335
Revolutionary in the sense of the French Revolution, not the colloquialism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eMt3SrfFU

Thoughts?

>>68662525
disagree with this but only because wales should be before scotland and ulster

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>>68662525
absolutely BOD post

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>>68662525

>it's that weird QI episode with the puppet pretending to be a person
instant skip

council tax rises

gr8

not satisfied with taxing the shit out of me to pay for the ponzi scheme that is triple locked pensions

gotta stump up for the demented in fucking retirement homes
smdh

>>68662536
*goosesteps towards you*

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>QI

>ywn lick a fanny that's wet just because of you

>>68662553
tbf why didn't all the squaddies just swim back to england

not far lyk is it

>>68662595
>it's QI
instant skip

>Student Finance have sent me a letter asking me to confirm my unemployment by sending them a bank statement from the past 3 months

don't they know that everyone's paperless these days?

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Hallo delilah
Wie ist es in New York City?
Ich bin tausend Meilen entfernt
Aber Mädchen, heute Nacht siehst du so hübsch aus
Ja, Sie tun
Times Square kann nicht so leuchten wie Sie
Ich schwöre, es ist wahr

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>I don't watch QI

kuk ultralul

dumbbell rowed 65kg 4x10 today lads
piss easy as well

>>68662651
Sent them printouts. Haha.

>>68662651
holy shit the little envelope they sent in the big envelope doesn't even have a prepaid stamp

fuck these scottish kikes

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>Babies made from two women and one man have been approved by the UK's fertility regulator.

>>68662553
>implying the tanks didn't stop because Hitler personally believed Britain would take his side against the Soviets if he spared them at Dunkirk

Historical revisionism wins again

>Mum dies in tank of molten chocolate after 'tumbling in when leaning over to pick up mobile phone'
>One stunned witness said: "She was minced, only her legs were left"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mum-dies-tank-molten-chocolate-9455312

Extremely disrespectful

>>68662745
waste of chocolate

>>68662699
Your idea is actually the wrong one though. The Germans didn't attack the Dunkirk pocket because they needed to reorg. I suppose they could have attacked but they would have done so without enough ammo and petrol

>>68662525
>it's an irish poster having an odd hatred for wales edition

it's ok cariad, not everyone can be brythonic master race

>>68662769
>Russia

Doubt they wasted it tb h

>>68662699
They stopped because the land was too marshy for them you deluded nazi cunt

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>>68662790

my Russian chocolates just arrived lads
bit meaty

>tfw hitler was betrayed

England and wales are objectively better than shiteland and direland

My name's /brit/, and I hate _______

>>68662835
oh no I feel so bad for him

>>68662839
alri captain obvious

new black pidgeon speaks lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HW7ke_VtU

>>68662851
runts

>>68662829
oh shit you just got hacked

>>68662851
the french

>>68662525
>So they did
Made me chuckle.

Having said that, Scotland are faggots.

What happens if you kill yourself during a solar eclipse

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A conservative, nationalist sphere stretching from Lisbon to Vladivostok, controlled by Moscow

This is what /pol/ genuinely wants when they support Assad.

>>68662933
why don't you find out on February 26th

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been posting here for so long i keep using british words without thinking

>>68662968
>/pol/ is one person

Which part of Britain is worst

https://www.strawpoll.me/11881038

I currently work with the nicest and most attractive guy I have ever met, we've had a few conversations here and there but I seriously started falling for this guy. I know a lot of people say "don't shit where you eat" in regards to workplace crushes but we're both in university, its just a temporary job. So in regards to my question, inspire me or stop me from asking him out.

>>68663024
may as well be

>>68663052
nonce

>>68663066
no board is a hive mind, except maybe /g/

>>68663052
bender

>>68662984
foy

>>68663052
shag him in the bumhole lad

>>68662314
>PM
West Brit

>>68663090
and /pol/ and /tv/ and /mu/

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Thought it would be a good idea to organise my music folder which has 25k songs

given up now

>>68662876
hes actually good desu

>>68663144
>/pol/
no
>/tv/
everyone there is contrarian as fuck so no
>/mu/
alright fair enough

You lads ever watched one of those "everyday makeup" videos and see just how much fucking shit women cake their gubs with? Mental.

After ignoring the TV Licence letters they're sending the boys round apparently.

I don't think i'll be a youtube edgelord and probably let the £16k a year lad come in and have a look.

>>68663052
>inspire me
One day you'll be so old and depressed and not able to have crushes any more.

>>68663177
I know, it is just a matter of time until youtube deletes his channel though.

>>68663217
You know they're going to throw a fit as soon as they see any monitor/tv/device with a screen that can connect to the internet right? Revoke their implied right of access and don't film it.

>>68663217
Don't let them in you twat, they need a warrant from the local authority and not a single person has ever given them one. It's illegal for them to enter your house, just make sure they can't see the telly from the window

>>68663206
women are mentally ill

did a poo 12 hours ago but struggling to hold one in now

>>68663217
tape a photo of your ass on the door

The new gf is a bit younger than me and has had the hope and wonder sucked out of her soul yet. Makes me feel 16 again lads

>>68663309
nonce

>>68663309
>>68663325

Hasn't had* i should say

Determined to keep her sweet and happy for as long as possible

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strengthstandards.co
lets see em lads

>>68663258
>>68663245

I don't actually watch telly though.

It's nothing but shit, I watch the Netflix, Amazon Prime and other streaming shit... I don't have an aerial connected to the TV I couldn't watch TV even If I wanted to.

Is there any harm in them actually trying so they fuck off and stop bothering me?

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>tfw

>>68663359
You need a TV license to watch Netflix

>>68663355
>deadlifting more than you can squat
Something is wrong here

would pummel the absolute lot of you to a fine paste, at the same time.

should i get a subway today?
bonus question:if i do get one, should it be a meatball marinara or a steak and cheese one

>>68663379

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.

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howling at this thread

>>68663397
Get the festive feast la, it's lovely

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>>68663364
iktf hilldog

>>68663359
>I watch the Netflix, Amazon Prime and other streaming shit.

As long as its not iPlayer it's fine. See http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/faqs/FAQ104

>>68663386
no there isn't mate deadlift uses more muscle groups than squatting so it should be the stronger lift

>>68663405
Yes you do
Stop lying

>>68663418
why is she a dog

>>68663435
And your core uses more muscle groups than squatting too but if your abs can lift more than your legs you'd look like a rugby ball

>>68663359
The problem with letting them in is they continually harass you every 6 months until you start paying. It might be fine for you to do it now, but you'll get bored of it eventually and by then you've set a precedent that they can come round and they have a better defence.

>>68663444
nope, you really don't. Unless it's the BBC you only need a TV Licence to watch live broadcasts

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>>68663470
why not

>>68663496
why is she a dog?

>his abs can't lift more than his legs
heh, lightweight baby
*falls onto my front and shuffles off like a slug*

>>68663479
The only time a squat will be higher than a deadlift is if you have incredibly short, t-rex like arms or are using a squat suit
Equipment is much more useful for squatting than it is for deadlifting

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>>68663512
WHY NOT
H
Y

N
O
T

>>68662511
post yur sexy accents senpai

>>68663479
what
deadlift uses all the muscles in your legs, the muscles in your back and the muscles in your core. It also has a smaller ROM than squats
squats use your legs, lower back, and core. If you're squatting more than you DL there's something wrong with your form

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>tfw to intellegent to lift dead people

>>68663534
Post her feet la
>>68663513
Kek
>>68663533
>equipment
What? You use a barbell and nothing else for both exercises lad

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Finally the weekend

>>68663537
nah my voice is gay

>>68663540
You listed the exact same muscles for both

didnt realise i'd stumbled into /fit/

>>68663574
>What
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerlifting#Equipped_powerlifting
A deadlift suit doesn't add much but a squat suit adds quite a lot

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>>68663574
best i could find x

>>68663470
>>68663512
prefer not to say

(girls are mentally ill and self-conscious of their boopers)

>>68663620
>boopers
???

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>>68663610
Ahahahahahaha
Bet you weae gloves in the gym too

>>68663603
DL uses upper back whereas squat doesnt. DL also has much smaller ROM

CLASSIC banger

https://youtu.be/YPwtJ89jes4

>>68663640
Only if you squat below parallel like a living meme

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>tfw radical centrist libertarian


i am the ultimate human being

>>68663637
noses you dumb aussie cunt

>>68663639
Nope, I was talking about it as an example of when someone would squat more than they deadlift. I do a bit of strongman (competed locally a couple of times), literally never worn gloves to train and only used straps a few times

>>68663612
Ugly feet

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>>68663698
>having a foot fetish

runt

Daydream about starting my own political party and making this shithole great again.

>>68663670
ah so you LITERALLY don't know how to lift
glad we cleared up that mystery

>>68663727
Ummm Britain was never great sweetie x

>>68663752
Literally NOT talking about Britain.

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>>68663750
>his knees won't work when he's 50

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imagine being a republican

absolutely grim

imagine defining yourself by a political position

>mum starts talking about radical centrism
>burst out in uncontrollable laughter

fuck sakes

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imagine not identifying as a radical centrist libertarian

>>68663584

/voc/ is a safe-space, don't worry.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E8gEwa4ihJ

>>68663778
squatting above parallel unironically puts more stress on the knee joint than going below parallel. have fun quartersquatting 3pl8 and severing your ACL

>mum starts talking about dinner
>burst out in uncontrollable laughter

fuck sakes

>>68663780
>I'm so le British! I love the Queen! *drinks Earl Grey*

fuck off

Is it radical centrist of me to want northern ireland to be reunited with the south?

>>68663840
t. american on vacation

the leafs are being annoying again

Imagine believing that God (specifically the God defined by the Anglican Church) chose the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to rule over us. Imagine that, in the current year.

imagine being such a runt that your concept of being british is loving the queen
fuck off and watch doctor who you fucking yank bellend

>>68663842
no, the radical centrist stance on n. ireland is to make n. ireland independent

>>68662968
>he thinks russia isn't being played by the states

extremely runtish post, i bet you think putin has genuine power in moscow too

>>68663842
No that's being right

http://www.strawpoll.me/11880598
http://www.strawpoll.me/11880598
http://www.strawpoll.me/11880598

>>68663842
No. It's something that must be done. However, Ireland should be forced to adopt the laws of Northern Ireland, since Northern Ireland aren't poncey fruits that turned their back on The Lord Our God.

The best sign of russian interference in your nations democratic process is when the vote didn't turn out the way you wanted it to

>>68663895
Decent post

pretty sure all my friends think im closet gay or asexual

have two close friends that are girls and they never ask hmm

>>68663840
my favourite meme desu

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>>68663912
Confirmed the kremlin was behind brexit

>>68663916
Never ask what m8

>>68663912
>before election
>dems say election is unriggable after trump's comments on not accepting the results if hillary won
>after election
>fucking commies

>>68663916
my friends knew i was straight but decided it would be great banter to tell every girl they knew I was gay and since I was a shy introvert they had no reason not to believe it. haha.

Stongly suspect that I might have schizoid personality disorder

Is there any point in going to see a GP, or nah?

>>68663912
Woke up this morning late cuz my alarm didn't go off. Absolutely SEETHING at Putin right now for hacking my clock.

>>68663965
What does the other you think?

unironically use twas and shant

>>68663985
>muh schizophrenia is split personality disorder meme

fuck off

>>68663965
better question: what do you gain by NOT going to the gp?

>>68663912
Girl I'm seeing hasnt texted back in 2 hours
Absolutely SEETHING at Putin right now for hacking her fingers off

think we might be schizophrenic lads

>>68663953
They meant unriggable in terms of voter fraud (i.e. what Trump was talking about), not targeted espionage.

Russian interference lead to Leicester City winning the Premier League

watching that black pigeon speaks video actually makes me feel depressed
why the fuck do we allow so many shitskins into our countries

>>68663965
might be helpful in seeing a therapist/mental health professional rather than a GP. The attitude of GPs towards mental health is pretty much to throw drugs at it, which might not always be the best thing
>>68663985
EPIC

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Reckon the granuiad Christmas party is a riot

>>68663996
The other you is mean

>>68663953
So they were correct and Trump was wrong?

>Schizoid personality disorder (SPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, and apathy. Affected individuals may simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world.
I think any NEET could describe themselves like this if they wanted to

>>68664056
fucking granuiad, what are they like

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>>68662097

>>68664056
>stealing a joke from twitter
>stealing that joke from twitter

get in the fucking bin you turborunt

might buy a toblerone

>>68664069
WOW
WHAT A SURPRISE

>>68664056
>Christmas is ruined by children
He's not wrong there.

>>68664024
daily reminder that the "targeted espionage" was literally just leaking actual corruption committed by the DNC
Also it wasn't even leaked by Russians it was leaked by Seth Rich who then got murdered (weird coincidence)

>>68664108
those dark nipples are gross

Just got home from work, Going to have my advent choccy now

>>68664119
But they didn't leak anything from the RNC despite having hacked them as well. Bit odd, don't you think?

>>68664119
By this logic what Nixon did was ok.

New Murdoch Murdoch lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATHTWAp-hEo

Do not reply to this post.

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??

>>68664172
continue to think this if you want. Russians didn't hack anything, sources inside the DNC leaked evidence of actual corruption.

>>68664227
didn't read a single word of this post

>>68664119
You didn't hear about Putin hacking muslim migrants so they'd rape children in Germany to bolster the far right there?

>>68664171
>Advert calendar

how fucking old are you

>>68663912
haven't got any tinder matches for a while
someone has to stop putin and his cyber army

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>>68664227
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WATCHA TELL ME

>>68664259
I'm 24 and I have one
It's a fabric one that me and the misses filled with Roses

>>68664273
bit gay, that

>>68664273
ill kick your teeth through the back of your head

xbox is still in Denmark
FUCK OFF PUTIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOgCLH9Mo60

APOLOGISE

>>68664172
The RNC said time and time again they weren't hacked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOu55kbbeho

>>68664259
22

>>68664286
>he doesn't sit down for a cup of tea and a cheeky choccie with his gf after work

>>68664293
hope today's one isn't a toffee then haha

>>68664306
You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

is it too early to have my tea
am hungry

>>68664309
sounds like something someone who was hacked would say

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>>68664345

>>68664347
are Jeff

>>68664171
http://wundergroundmusic.com/topman-release-ladvent-calendar-containing-snapbacks-nandos-creatine/

>>68664347
hope this is fake

>>68664309
The US intelligence community seems to believe otherwise.

GOTTA GETTA

sucks being so high test every waking moment you want a hot girl to suck on your cock and fuck her non stop m mmm hmmmm

>>68664340
>drinking tea after 5pm
>not smashing out the liquor

>>68664354
rarr rarr rarr you said tea instead of saying what I say look how much of a snob I am

eating my porridge like a good boy lads x

>>68664385
im pretty sure most of it is fake from humans of new york

>>68664264
Blue pill, the band....

Morning meal : breakfast
Midday meal: lunch
Evening meal: tea/dinner

this is THE correct answer. if you disagree you're WRONG WRONG WRONG

>>68664430
YOU POSH. PRICK.

>>68664397
source

>>68664447
>being this blue pilled
atrocious

>>68664264
>FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>Half of America acts upon your wods by electing Donald Trump
>Start crying about it
wew

>>68663941
like about girls, always trying to set other people up but not me like

>>68664347
BASED JEFF

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>>68660016
>a re-post from earlier in the same day

wish i was mentally unstable so i'd have an excuse

involved in a covert operation lads >_>

can't say much else gotta go

>>68664486
17 US intelligence agencies

>>68664347
Jeff is going to make a great sonderkommando tb h

>>68664397
that's the DNC not the RNC you fuckhead

>>68664495
just straight up ask them if they think you're gay stupid

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the state of this thread

>>68664486
Source isn't named, only "senior administration official".
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/09/us/obama-russia-election-hack.html

would walk miles along glass to sniff anya olsen's bumhole

literally a perfect pornstar but she is a pornstar i guess

some bizarre shitshow on UTV atm that's like judge judy where the people on the stands are all black but the judge is stereotypically posh

>>68664550
>women even found a way to ruin dogs
Any girl that owns a pug gets immediately dropped. Useless high maintenance breed, they do NOT qualify as man's best friend

>>68664504
lol just cry depression and everybody goes easy on you

this is what i did, after 2 weeks of what i thought was depressed, i saw a doctor and he wasl ike "yeah ur depressed bro lets get you councelling" now i have a free pass in life

>>68663840
FOY

>>68664593
the state of you

Wonder is skiing and snowboarding are any fun.

>>68664576
>anya olsen
that's not how you spell emma mae

>>68664581
Judge Rinder isn't posh, he's just a bender.

>>68664550
the state of that "dog"

>>68664611
Yeah m8 meet me in the park with that pathetic creature and we'll see if my labrador has a hard time swallowing him whole

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>worshipping a dead kike on a stick

>>68664354
>"is it too early to have my tea"
>"am hungry"
serious question: Is this autism? not letting hunger be the guide rather than a set time in the day.

>>68664614
skiing is supremely fun

snowboarding less so unless you are highly skilled

>>68664614

yes, but only if you're competent

t. good skier

>>68664648
>>68664647
both of you have been reported

>>68664614
Play Ski Free and find out )))

Don't bully the yanks

>>68664614
Skiing is if you're good at it, snowboarding looks cool but it's more hassle than it's worth unless you're really good at it

>>68664661
some people get fat if they eat whenever they get hungry lad

i have seen it all lads

my third eye is wide open

>>68664594
i am depressed but most people think its just a hiccup

>at uni in the poorth
>no waitrose nearby

Looking forward to going home for Christmas lads

>>68664665
>>68664666
>>68664673
>>68664685
So skiing is fun and snowboarding isn't? Weird that.

>>68664569
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/priebus-slams-absolutely-false-ny-times-report-on-russian-rnc-hack/article/2609378?custom_click=rss

>>68664672
>announcing a report
Reported

>>68664685
this

except if you have good dex and agil stats you can become competent in skiing in 3-4 days

>>68664648
>labrador
not surprised he'd be swallowing it whole then

>>68664710
FOB

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Being Sad Like Nigga Be Happy Haha

>>68664614
skiing is great as long as you don't have dodgy knees. its also surprisingly taxing so being fit makes it a lot better

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>>68664722
>announcing a report on someone announcing a report

reported

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Howling at deists tb h

>>68664739
But it's just standing up.

>>68664718
snowboarding is too difficult to be much fun as a beginner, even after spending all day on the slopes for a week you won't be very good at all, whereas after a week of skiing you should be able to handle blackslopes pretty decently and red's will be very easy.

skiins is faster and gives you more control

Off to the gym later to train for the upcoming war with Russia

>people who believe that jesus and the holy ghost are god


ah yes, the runts

>>68664718
Both are fun but you have to be good at them since you'll spend the first day or two doing nothing but falling down. Skiing is easier because if you fall, the skis click off and you can stand back up and start again, whereas you're strapped onto a snowboard. Plus "snowploughing" is what novices use to control their speed on the skis, there's no such beginners method on a snowboard, so you will fall at 30 mph

>>68664759
you have to like semi-squat at allmost all times

you don't ski with straight lets

I don't see the point in religion.

I'd much rather spend my time shitposting or thinking about potential shitposts rather than god and the afterlife

Deism > Agnosticism >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Theism & Athiesm

>>68664773
>Doesn't believe in the Holy Trinity
Fucking heretic.

>>68664720
Alri, so it's basically FBI vs. CIA. I'll go with CIA for now.

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>finish PHD in maths
>£300k starting
>still can't afford to shop at waitrose

>>68664743
>announcing a report on someone announcing a report on someone announcing a report
reported

>>68664747
Shirk

>>68664759
Not really, your hips and especially your calves will be like jelly by the end of the day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics

Really makes you think

>run amazon uk
>can't afford to get the basics from waitrose

km

>>68664687
okay, but surely the answer is to improve the quality/nutrition of food and what they were eating hitherto now was poor in nutritive quality.
I've seen programms on t.v. where one need not go hungry and still maintain a healthy mass.
(from someone who is not a dietician.)

>own a waitrose
>can't afford any of my own stock

>>68664809
Waitrose isn't expensive, that's a meme

There is nothing more satisfying in life that a smash in ping pong

Would rather destroy a cunt 11-0 in the beautiful chinky game than spaff in a bird

>im literally larry page
>can't afford waitrose parking

>>68664808
Dr. FBI, I'm CIA

>be a professional bankrobber
>can't afford to steal from waitrose

>get elected as US president
>can't afford to shop at waitrose

>>68664797
its too help runts cope with existentialism. me? i just don't care that there's no meaning in life its completely a non-issue

>be northerner
what's a waitrose?

>go to waitrose
>wait in columns

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wubblernubblers bubblywubblyroooooo

>>68664679
You sure m8? >>68664932

>>68664829
and your feet will likely ache like hell from the boots

>go to waitrose
>can't afford it
>go to boots
>feet ache like hell

>>68664808
Not forgetting the actual RNC themselves saying over and over again that they weren't of course and the lack of any real evidence. The RNC offered evidence that they weren't hacked to the NY times and they wouldn't accept it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGkKkZQ1Xj0

>>68664614
literally the best thing ever

i dream of skiing every day

when i graduate uni i'm planning on travelling around and then settling in a mountainous region where the slopes are plentiful

fuck i cant wait think im going in january sometime

get up at 8 get on the first lift of the day smash the slopes until 4 and then get trashed until i cant speak then do it all again

Business idea: a money making scheme of some sort

>>68664845
>The book stresses the "continental Russian-Islamic alliance" which lies "at the foundation of anti-Atlanticist strategy". The alliance is based on the "traditional character of Russian and Islamic civilization".
>Iran is a key ally. The book uses the term "Moscow-Tehran axis"

Ahe yes, the "saviour of the white race", very impressive /pol/