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Danmark er Norsk leire

Gala gala gutta gutta gutta ee oo ee oo :D

HYLL...

>>68658479
Teknisk sett sant, Danmark er i stor grad bygd opp av glasiale avsetninger fra innlandsisen i Norge og Sverige.

>>68658486
ebin, helt enkelt ebin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ropn_kwpFDU

>>68658486
Episk

faldt på norreport station og slog mit ben i går

gor rov-ondt nu

har dog glogg

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>>68658643

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>>68658564
Du vet veien til helvette selv antar jeg, jævla svenskenormie.

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>>68658668
Oroa dig inte, knugen kommer rädda alla

>>68658646
jeg brugte ikke et eneste engelsk ord, hvorfor deler du dette billede

>>68658646
Äckliga danskar och deras dangelska

>>68658646
Faen den musepekeren irriterer meg

>>68658771
la ikke merke til den for du sa noe fåvæ

>>68658646
Den eneste gangen vi ser en danske her og du må fokke det opp med å poste svensk revisjonisme.

>>68658398
>gutt = pojke

hur är det möjligt

>>68659199
på grund av mentalt handikappade danskar

>>68660233
ebin :---DDD

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jag blir så trött...

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Hva skal dere ha til julemiddag?

Bilde relatert.

>>68660680
Ni har inte julbord eller?

Hi /skandi/, I'm travelling to Denmark next April and I would like to know some traditional danish dishes.
I love Denmark and I've been "studying" danish from Duolingo for about 2 years, may I be able to speak at least something while being there?

>>68660735
Bare når hele familien samler seg. Som regel forste eller andre juledag.

>>68660758
three classics:
flæskesteg med syltet rodkål og brune kartofler
stegt flæsk med persillesovs
stegt rodspætte med persillesovs

>>68660758
I consider myself fluent in danish, but they still answer back in english most of the time.

>>68662646
FÆoerne ud!

>>68662646
Död åt danskarna

Jeg er på hojskole og mit afsluttende kunstprojekt skal være færdigt i morgen

>>68663871
hvad for noget kunst er det du laver

>joining a sailing ship one summer
>two danefags among the professional crew
>One from the south, one from the east
>Half of the time they spoke english to each other or yelling "HVAD??"

ja mand fuck mand ja mand fuck mand ja mand fuck mand ja mand fuck mand ja mand fuck mand ja mand fuck mand ja mand fuck mand ja mand fuck mand

>>68664087
Hvilket skib? Lehmkuhl, Radich eller Sorrlandet?

>>68664217
Lemkuhl, I think. I've sailed with both Radich and Lemkuhl.

>>68664290
Cool nok, var med på Lehmkuhl for 2 år siden. Det var en fed oplevelse.

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>>68664355
Ja helvete. Selv om jeg spydde innvollene mine ut i et par dager så var resten av ferden helt fantastisk.

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>>68658398
http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/gavepakke-for-tv2/66307388
> Vi jobber videre med å utrede oremerket medieavgift som skal innkreves per person eller per husstand, sa Helleland.

BETYR DET HER AT JÆVLAN VIL Æ SKA BETAL SELV OM Æ PLUMBERT TVN??

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Idag halkade jag på väg ned för stentrappan utomhus. Jag håller på att dö.

tilfredsstillende liv

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Kjenner du han her?

>>68665561
vafan ha int stentrapp

dricker julmust. tre flaskor för 15 kronor. VANSINNIGT BILLIGT.

>>68667318
er det han fra TRS?

sne hvornår

>>68668112
>>68668272
HELL SEGER!

>>68668161
Jepp
>>68665453
Jepp

>>68658398
>gutta
Rasistisk mot jenter.

Næstan jól og enn hevur ongin kavi lagt seg, hendan veturin.

>>68668469
tvæss, hvor hevur brúk fyri kavi tá vit fáa regn í langar banar

Jól er til minnis um frelsaran, ikki kava ella mammon, tykkara helvitis vín-drekkandi, penga-elskandi, hundalíknandi heidningar

>>68668892
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481159612815.webm

hur kommer det sig att färöingarna får breva i skanditrådarna när de inte talar skandinaviska?

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>>68668892
>hetta er hvat tey kristnu halda

>>68668892
Jól er heiðin hátíð

>>68669199
var*

>>68669234
fyri teg

we must become one northern empire and build a wall and turn a cold shoulder to these niggers outside wanting gibs.
t. finn working in sveeeeea

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Arbetsintervju imorgon kl 10:00

fuckar jag upp så har jag en annan på onsdag

HÅLL OM MIG
SÅ JÄVLA NARVÖS

>>68669443
mämmi kiitos

>>68669471
*Nervös

givetvis

>>68669478
HELL SEGER!

>>68669507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yubBSVrSZWQ

>>68669525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmadJe1G_3c&t=118s
i need this subtitled version to understand it all but
SVENSK SVERIGE!

>>68669597
I am sure if you send this so some finn that can swedish too they can do a finnish translation

>>68669635
sure they can but i dont know if its needed, nordfront has its own finnish branch.
are you from göteborg?

>>68669716
I am from haparanda :---DDD

>>68669734
fugg so close to the khanate under one true blue sky, im so lost here in göteborg, niggers everywhere and nu-males 80% of the rest, dont know how to approach the nationalists here be cause i dont speak sweee

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>>68669781
Come home brother from across the sea, come to haparanda

Look you can see we're just a bridge between

svoríki út

>>68669834
the finnish flag will fly in haparanda next spring as it always does when we beat you in hockey!
but i am stuck here working until i get a command to go but that command will be to south america africa or sandbox

>>68669869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI

>>68669635
>>68669716
>>68669734
>>68669781
>>68669834
>>68669920
>engelska
vad i helvete

>>68669963
sorry sven no can svea

>>68669920
>the finnish flag will fly in haparanda next spring as it always does when we beat you in hockey!

Fugg :--DDD

>>68669963
Dräp dig själv hanrej, han kan inte svenska så måste snacka engelska.

>>68669987
Leave then

>>68669992
Dräp dig själv, Alfred

>>68670016
>Dräp dig själv, Alfred
MDONGO UT!

>>68670016
ok goodbye and farewell my swedish friend

>>68670047
Nu får du faktiskt lugna ner dig lite Achmed

>>68670059
Sweden is only for swedes

>>68670089
i am here to restore order because you swedes do not seem to be able to do it, you ungrateful bastard

hva fanden laver alle disse svenskere i /skandi/, de plejer sgu da at holde sig til sverigetråden

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>>68669987
Kek, letting them taste some of their own medicine.

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gass sverige

I heard you have social democracy, you have many hikikomori?

>>68670181
yes

>>68670174
har ni så liten tilltro till oss?!

>>68670138
He isn't a swede he is a nigger don't talk to him Pekka. Have a good day and don't worry.

>>68670227
ja

>>68670278
Is that the autist who goes to /pol/ and attacks every white ethnicity on sight?

>>68670389
No idea, just know that most swedish flag posters aren't swedes, they're either niggers,arabs,turks or balkan trash.

>>68670278
ah ok
now to let you on a little secret.
many PMC companies like the one which i am employed in have shifted their bases to sweden, i do not know if this is a bad or a good thing but you take it however you want.

>>68670440
Tell them to shift back to Finland, so that we can come to Finland and live there instead of here with all the feminism shit so when sweden dies out we can reconquer it and abolish the shit.

>>68658398
http://kampanj.nwt.se/formular/tycker-du-att-det-ska-byggas-en-moske/

'nej'

>>68670489
but sweden wont die, there is just much money to made in the upcoming years (if the predictions of companies is right)
we used to have HQ at finland but it looks like sweden is a good place to be for fast calls

>>68670563
voi vittu, but I just want sweden to be sweden again and have finland more allied to sweden, fucking norway and denmark is shit, sweden was designated by fate to be with finland.

>>68670597
sweden will be sweden again once muslims start chimping out and we get a yes sign from your king, dont even need to declare martial law just some "rebels" killing other rebels.
för svea rike!

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>>68670550
>68,99% ja

Sitting down to some swedish meatballs

Thank you

>>68670290
tragiskt

öppnat en låda after eight jag köpte, så jävla goda.

>>68670791
welcome

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Skandibröder försöker ni ens?

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Asetroende skandinavien hvornår?

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HELL SEGER

>>68672481
ELÄKÖÖN VOITTO!

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>når du indser, at Danmark blot er Norges og Sveriges aborterede ler, der besluttede sig for at blive en nation en dag

>>68675112
lol, svensker, vi kom forst

>>68658398
all fucking scandinavians should fucking hang

>>68675369
Der er vidst en, som ikke er i julestemning.

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>>68675112
Det er leire vi nordmenn elsker å besoke, spesielt i sommerferien.

>Det er deilig å være Norsk... I Danmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLR3SpXm-ME
Like sant nå som det var den gang.

>>68675369
oförskämd

>>68675402
it doesn't even make sense, well no wonder coming from a guy whose sister probably killed her mom for a muslim bf
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235062/Blonde-Danish-teenager-15-murdered-mother-kitchen-knife-watching-ISIS-videos-beheading-British-hostages-online.html

>>68675456
you know what's rude ? that simo hayha was acutally swedish and you finns get all the credit for his actions

>>68675481
skynd dig hutti blob og baump dasti :^)

>>68675369
the ones with cuck fantasies/leftist yis, the others dont

>>68675558
vafan jag hatar finland nu

>>68675581
შენი დანიელი დედას შევეცი შე ყლეო პიდარასტო შენო მოგიტყანთ თანამედროვეობა და ლიბერალიზმი
>>68675591
fuck off you fucking moor who do you think you are ? it's not your fucking business anyways.
>>68675601
and you should

>>68675481
Hvad fanden snakker du om, din Europa perker, hahahah

>>68675713
>georgia
>calling anyone a moor

like its georgians business anyways, triple nigger kunt

>>68675601
det är ok, jag kan älska finland åt dig.

t. beundrare

>>68675713
https://www.quora.com/What-do-Georgian-people-think-of-Joseph-Stalin

>Unfortunately, 45% of population think that Stalin was a good person.
:^)

>>68675762
tack så mycket kära vän!!!!!

>>68670727
TA BORT DET HÄR

>>68675755
hey oscar we never felt to arabs you and armenians were only ones, probably you should make charity so arabs name you honorary muslims
>>68675750
we fucked your varangian shitty merceneries along with your greek overlords for countless times fucking stinky filthy fags take a shower

>>68675906
(You)

>>68675768
and 90% of scandi socialist population think that he was good person as well so look after your country first. they think he was a good person cuz of murdered russians, you think he was a good person for all the socialist deeds.

>>68675906
semites and niggers need to hang from trees

>>68675965
>90% of scandi socialist population think that he was good person as well
Proof?

>>68675980
agreed and scandinaviasn and germanics and slavics and hayastanis and turkics and asians and mulatees, so only georgian masterrace lives and can reform her op heavy cav tactics without anyone able to interfere (i didn't name spaniards because you are included semites because of your moorish heritage)

>>68676016
ask any scandi person who doesn't post on 4chan ? (that makes 90% of scandi's population at least)

>>68676045
??

>>68676099
>the whites are racist
you fools you don't know how racist can ancient people be ESPECIALLY the most suffered ones throughout history so you all should fucking hang and let us repopulate earth

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>>68676045
t. armen in disguise
გამოდი ხაჩიკ, გიცანი...

>>68676045
get ya feet on the earth ya weak kunt

>>68676148
arent you the half norwegian supremacist?

>>68676157
captain armenia with albanian gf-s ?
also gfy filthy non georgian minority, probably you visit vegetarian cafe right ?

>>68676148
??

>>68676194
who you call weak you cunt i served in military am veteran of 2008 and no spanish moorish cunt can beat me.
>>68676196
are you mentally retarded or just blind ?do you see my flag ?

>>68676200
t. Xach

>>68676282
there was someone with a Georgian flag in the Norwegian general saying he is some half Norwegian supremacist or some shit

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>>68676282
i can cut ya legs as if they were pork legs, also, according to official history wi kinda much genocided those nordic jews (see pic related)

>>68676380
what the flying fuck ? probably some norwegian cunt on proxy trying to get some attention.


>>68676321 - stop thinking what foreigners think of us epsecially 4chan users and even more especially if they are scandifags now piss off from thsi thread and spread your liberal propaganda in russian forums

>>68676457
lol wtf i love spanish people now, damn why you didn't post this pic in the beginning ?

>>68676513
>now piss off from thsi thread

du med

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>>68676566

>>68676579
hey mongol, this is nordic thread OP related, so that makes us 3 and i am not going anywhere until this cancer blue-white flag stops appearing in front of my pc monitor

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>>68676649
nu gick du för längt, kom hit en sekund kaukasisk apa

>>68676626
why you post anime character holding head of spaniard ?

>>68676684
you listen here you you big tataric cunt, i kick your balls and your face - the war on 2 fronts, georgians will crush turkic guys like a rap apartheid i put the germ in georgia i am sick of your types, i beat you twice you sellout now you bow down to your nordic overlords, you think you are tough ? you couldn't even hold viipyri you are sad asthmatic bitch who needs some loving maybe you need some physical work to empty your mind - here take a trip on my gulag

>>68676788
jag knullar din mamma lmao bögjävel

>>68658398
>nordic thread
>mongol, moor and caucasian trashtalking each other
nicely done time to ruin next thread so i get my payment from leaf goodbye bipolar dumbasses lol you make it easy for me xD
(everything i said was meant tho)

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>>68676684
>>68676836
i cant find a translator that will translate finnish :(

>>68676836
knulla hans pappas mammas pappa roflmao

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>>68677010
bra idé Sven, det ska jag

>>68676950
It's all in swedish my man

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ohh, i reminder now that google barely translates a shit in swedish too

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>>68675112
HVOR ER LEGOEN??!?!?!??!!??

Mener du seriost at jeg skal ta hvilken som helst anekdota av dansker seriost uten lego?

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så e detta en tråd bare for å gjer narr av svenskfaen?

>>68678350
det ligger ju lego just bredvid pokalen

hej venner (-:

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Daily reminder that Scandicucks are vastly inferior to Netherlands (unless they cheat with oil shekels)

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>>68681514
>being this jealous for not being part of the club

>>68680940
Faen, jeg er blind.

hold kæft og fortæl mig hvad jeres yndlings band fra jeres land er

mit er Sort Sol

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>>68682268
veit du hvor du er?

>>68682268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK0iPn2nxmM

>>68682268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzqjMtvwwrs

>>68682268
... Shu-Bi-Dua

>>68683276
blær

>>68683690
Hvad?

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>tysta bokstäver

>>68684301
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

>>68682268
Dunkelwhite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta8CMQdT2yU

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Andre her der har /eksamens deadline/ i næste uge?

>>68686244
Búinn í prófum

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>>68681766
why would I be jealous?

we're superior to you manlets in every single way

>>68686374
>why would I be jealous?
Oh, I don't know. Could it be that you're posting this every other day in threads relating to scandinavian countries or scandinavia as a whole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31_k9IPGGWE

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>>68686582
truly awful

Er að pæla að fara á grunnskólaball fyrir 8.-10. bekk og mæta á svæðið alveg blekkaður og svo hlaupa þegar löggiman kemur

>thinking about going to a ball for 8-10th grade and showing up completely hammered and running when the cops try to throw me out

Ætti ég?

>>68686582
hva synger de om?

>>68686830
landi = óleglegt áfengi
This is landi not water in the bottle
I drive a tesla while you drive a yaris
your chick thinks about me when she is fingering herself
Sorry baby this is just the livestyle I live
Always gold, bling, home counting bills
If you see us out on the street you should watchout

Tók bara ehv úr laginu
Written in English because it's full of slang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiThMXL3cQY

vad tyckte ni om nya mixtapet

>>68686630
Já

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H... hæ....

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>>68687406
HEJ ANON

>>68687434
hvernig gengur, svíi?

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>>68687434
>>68687468
Sov godt

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>>68687544
þú líka, dani

HALLA GUTTA! GUTTA FRA CALCUTTA! SKJER A! HÆ??!

>>68687349
bókað

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>>68687588
REEEE DON'T POST FINNISH MYTHOLOGY YOU SCANDICUKS. STICK TO YOUR OWN POORASS GERMANIC SHIT.

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>>68688370
Sorry, friend.
Tell me about the picture.
What does it mean?

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>>68688459
It's the demi-god/hero/all knower Väinämöinen playing his Kantele made of the jawbones of a giant fish.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnH5k-_U2L0