/brit/

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cara

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the gf

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>aussie bf is drinking condensed milk

Is this even worse than skimmed milk?

>>68658335
Terrified of milk

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*schrodings towards you*

dont like the pengest runt lads

I might want to rant this. I met a girl a black girl l while on an Uber. The first thing she said was that my haircut was nice. Later on she moved on to ask whether I was in a relationship and then told me she wants to be someone her age. She acted civilized and not ghetto and for the bit we spoke she was quite nice to be honest.I didn't ask for a number and probably could have had a girlfriend today.I haven't had any interaction with girls or the world for that matter in years. I had an opportunity out of nowhere and did nothing.

I kind of regret it.

>>68658346
rasheed

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going to eat some sausages and eggs

>>68658362
looking good for his age

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Me

>>68658389
>she wants to be someone her age
good goal tbf

>>68658394
>>68658391
>>68658389
>>68658369
>>68658362
>>68658333
>>68658311
>>68658303
I think you lot should leave

>>68658389
phone uber hundreds of times till you get her like some gay romcom

*farts*

>>68658389
fucked it

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>>68658403
>green paint

>not green earmuffs
>not green leaves
>green paint

>>68658431
Fucking ruined TD with that shit

>>68658410
all me

>>68658389
>black

dodged it

>>68658389

Yes, mate!

>>68658389
did she have freckles

fancy a cuppa but can't be arsed to go top up the water card

>>68658403

*shoots you in the head*

>work christmas party last night
>drank til 3am
>started work at 8.30
lads i am not having a good day

NEED a black gf to chimp out at me

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>>68658485
>christmas party on a wednesday

>>68658489
Fuck that seems like it'd be really hot actually

>>68658468
>>68658454
>>68658429
>>68658413
>>68658476

Before exiting the Uber she asked whether I wanted some food she had. She was caring and sweet and a bit autistic like me. No freckles.

>>68658485
your own fault you soused miscreant

>>68658505
>Before exiting the Uber she asked whether I wanted some food she had

I'm shit with girls but that sounds weird to me.


but also sounds like 10/10 waifu material

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>applications closed
fuck missed out

>>68658369
racist

>>68658505
It was a trap, she was surely baiting you to steal your mountain gold.

redpill me on the royal cats

>>68658529

Ahh yes, that's sure to look good on the resume

>>68658505
after your kidneys. you would have woken up in a bathtub of milk

can hear this mechanical keyboard twat across the room

>>68658529
4*1k words
Bit much

can hear this chiclet pleb nonce across the room

breakin' in the new keyboard lads

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>>68658505
>No freckles.
you did the right thing

clickety clack

browsing /r/short

typing 180wpm at typeracer on my new mechanical keyboards in a public library lads

browsing /r/smalldickproblems

why is it all the subreddits mentioned here have to do with insecurities
Is it because reddit is autistic or /brit/ is?

>>68658671
yodeling at this

>>68658671
me in the middle

>>68658671
>tfw despite this miniman's unfortunate stature he probably still has a better life than me

about to go browse /r/runt

oh wait im already here

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>yes, you there at the back with shaven head and mask. i believe you have a question about repeating digits?

>>68658657

I can only think at 80wpm

>>68658333
am i really the only one that's gonna comment on that nice ass? holy shit

>>68658690
lamo #bantered aha

>>68658690
o i am fumin

unironically browsing /sp/ on comfy real madrid thread game

>>68658575
tbf it'd be useful if you plan on being working for all those thriving magazine publications with incredibly promising futures

I think that batsinthebarbell /fit/ chick is really fucking qt and I don't know why

don't know why i come to /int/ i despise foreigners

>>68658757
>100cm master race

>>68658719
not appreciating your blog posts

>>68658362
pit the elder

>>68658757

you're a big guy

>>68658777
LORD PALMERSTON!

>>68658777
the better pitt 2bh


>>68658764
fuck off paddy

>>68658802
PITT THE ELDER *pokes your chest*

>>68658772
don't worry it's mutual

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NEED a peasant gf

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>>68658817

>>68658764
obvs for the flags so you can spot the forrens and then persecute them

waiting for my shower speaker to charge before I have a shower

ugh, gonna have to boot up my vpn every time i feel like downloading something now

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-15/federal-court-orders-pirate-bay-blocked-in-australia/8116912

>>68658851
but there's like a billion mirrors already

>>68658851
Or you can just install the kproxy extension

>>68658851
nice NICE nannystate

>>68658868

i'm assuming they're going to block all the mirrors as well

>>68658892
They'll obviously fail.

You can even host your own.

>>68658888
shan't be downloading any "free" vpn extensions, they'll probably steal my bank details

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>>68658912
>proxy = vpn

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DIVERSITY
CULTURAL
VIBRANCY

>>68658912
then pay for it

Cannot WAIT to shag the new gf lads

I'm hanging like a little bitch lads

>>68658922

same thing :)

>>68658941
green hat looks white desu

is there any good piratebay alternative? can only think of kickass but that's been down a while

>>68658960
Nah m8 it's green

>>68658942

i have a paid vpn but it takes a couple minutes to sort out

>>68658943

is she black?

>>68658941
*celebrates the rich cultural addition*

>>68658941
Future really does look bright :)

>>68658978
No but she's not white either

>>68658968

extratorrent.cc is good but they don't have as much stuff as tpb

>>68658968
https://kickass.unblocked.onl

why the fuck would anyone hack Yahoo lmao

ya, who cares about yahoo? ;^)

think I might have ADHD.

>>68658333
What kind of diet should I eat to get this kind of poop consistency?

>>68658941
Bulgarians are white

>>68659016
more like ya-who am I right lad lol

am I the only one that feels bad about downloading stuff off torrents because it is ilegal and therefore bad?

>>68659019
Stop eating sugar and exercise

>>68658941
>gif
fuck this gimmick

>>68659040
literally yes

>>68659040
yes you fucking loser

Why does the BBC think this is headline/front page news?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-38328198

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>>68659010
virus don't click

>>68659050
What's it like being white in NK?

>>68658995

hmm, I hope for your sake she's from the far east

>>68658941
shoot the lot of them

>>68659010
kickass died ages ago

>>68659074
No, she's Polish

mental how if you even mention pirating games on /v/ these days they go completely apeshit
children

>>68659061
don't get why they're shoving this bitch down our throats just because she won bake off

>>68659086

hmm

>>68659050
>>68659055
how is it rational to not steal in real life but ok through the internet? just need a reason to convince myself it's ok. And yes I pay for my music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6aO4-q_qDw

I only pirate big company games, you should always support the indie lads

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just submitted my last assignment
off for Christmas now

think I might have downs snydrome

>>68659074
not a fan of this east asian gf meme

>>68659093
She's muslim and quintessencially british. She's the future, anon. You're not a xenophobic sexist islamophobe, are you?

I only pirate indie company games, you should only support the big companies who provide thousands of jobs

>>68659114
>Christmas
Racist

>>68659070
amazeballs
>>68659108
making copies of something isn't stealing.

graduated yesterday lads
hopefully should get a job soon and be out of here

question: in which cases do you use "ought" instead of "should"?

how often do you use "ought" in your daily life?

>>68659061
why do we pay our TV license again?

>they can't even spell "tells off" correctly

>>68659091
why?

>>68659126
Most of the money goes to the directors and people who do literally fuck all

>>68659108
theft of a tangible object is different than cloning media. it's more an artisanal replica, like a knock off painting, than a pensioners handbag

also if you were never going to buy something in the first place, then there is no lost sale.

I pirate shit on a try before you buy basis for big games or big company shit that'll be fun for 6hrs but is in no way worth 50 quid

always support the little guy tho, ill buy any old half interesting indie game for 7quid

merking it

>>68659070
amazeballs
>>68659108
making copies of something isn't stealing.

Unfortunately, I have never had intercourse with a women that I found exceptional or noteworthy. If you want to impress me, cover up your breasts, take off the makeup, and impress me with your knowledge. Let us discuss quantum particles, or the works of Darwin and Einstein. Let us marvel at the universe and the vastness of infinity. Ye gods, my mind aches at the vapidity of my generation.

>>68659093
All part of the BBC's desperate multi-cult/ethnic diversity agenda, lad.

It's a clique of London elites that have convinced themselves that the rest of the UK is racist and they have a duty to resolve this by over-representing BMEs in every aspect of their corporation.

>>68659091
/v/ should be culled.

I know it's full of manchildren and children but still, genetic dead ends.

>>68659166
*stops you*

for fuck sake, haitiano is back

cya lads

>>68659145
When you live in Yankland
>>68659169
Clever post

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gWXe6Am73E

Hadn't tried mandy until 2 weeks ago and I've done it 3 times since

My mind feels like a wrung out sponge

arse cheeks hurt

>>68659169
urm, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

Unfortunately, I have never had intercourse

>>68659145
depends on your accent dunnit
never hear Irish people say ought instead of should

>>68659108
main thing stopping me from stealing irl is just the risk of being caught desu

>>68659196
starting to think my colon needs pushed up a bit

>>68659203
My opinion of Irish "people" has sunk to new depths 2bqh

hardly believe coin clipping was real. good thing King Edward I put an end to it.

A necessary read for anyone concerned with their mental health

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=A0mkCwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

>>68659165
that sounds pretty reasonable I must admit.

anyone who hates hot weather ever adapted to it here?

thinking of werking in a v. hot country but i just hate feeling hot and sweaty so much

>>68658369
Careful lad, Janny went mental and had me banned for 3 days for expressing this opinion.

>>68659149
idk they just go on about how it's bad for the industry and all the usual shit
ironic considering they hate almost all videogames

>>68659226
im interested, but i dont wanna use the link. whats the name of the book?

>>68659226
Shan't be reading that

summarise it for me

>>68659226
fuck you you cunt

hope you get v&

>>68659226
umm please tell me what this book is called before I click on it. can't afford another bomb making book on my surveillance record

>>68659230
I was in Zambia for three weeks, you get used to it after a while

>>68659196
bit gay

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>he eats cup noodles with the plastic fork

>>68659228
i love straddling the vague grey line of morality desu

electrical infetterence

the people who make video games and Hollywood films are not the sort of people I want to support
don't really care if Goldstein & Cohen Productions goes broke

>>68659286
huh? huh? huh?

>>68659257
What is it?

>>68659236
hmm wasn't like that a couple years ago when I browsed /v/. they treat corporations like sports teams so I guess it's to be expected

>>68659286
Bob Widlar?

going to the cricket with the lads on the weekened haha

I'm weakened the knees lads

>>68659294
This.

i have never browsed /v/

>>68659301
going to dress up for that pool gimmick? looks fun

How do you battle the loneliness

I've had a semi for about 12 hours now. Bloody melt.

>>68659260
what constantly feeling hot and sweaty? isn't it an utter nightmare still?

maybe torture victims get used to torture too

>>68659325
I don't feel loneliness, must be a schizoid.

>>68659325
Get a mate
That mate will then lead you to other mates
When you have a successful social life (and work life), the gf will come to you

>>68659320
I don't get a lot of the hate for it desu
it's definetly not great but if you accept that and look past some of the tards it has its moments

>if you don't pay for movies Moshe 'Open Borders' Rothblatt won't be able to buy a 3rd mansion
going to stop the pirating lads

>>68659325
go to the beach alone a lot
good times

>>68659325
4chan

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>>68659226

>>68659339
You'll eventually just feel mildly warm, and you wont sweat as much as you did

>>68659339
wear suitable clothes and its literally not a problem

>>68659370
Pea
Yew
See
See
Eye?

>>68658333
that's a lot of poo

>>68659325
first, you fix your sleeping schedule. being up all night will make you feel isolated and will fuck with you mentally. second, you need to do stuff. i'm assuming you dont have friends. i would suggest picking up hobbies, start going to events and shit. it will be hard going to an event all alone, but if you're cool you'll eventually be set.
also this >>68659342

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is true?

>>68659384
For State

>>68659393
No, not really.

>>68658657
That's just what globalists would have you believe.

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>>68659370
>>68659226
Is this someone's manuscript?

>>68659393
no

>>68659321
yeah hahaha know a fair few people who got pool tickets somehow so wanna get in on it

>>68659393
Brits don't drink in Irish pubs because we're not in fucking Ireland. And we don't drink Belgian beer either

The rest is true though

>>68659325
lol just hit the gym and stop crying bro

>>68659367
There are no cute pixie extrovert Kate Winslets from Eternal Sunshine waiting for us.

>>68659419
for >>68659393

would you, given the opportunity, have sex with a dolphin?

>>68659445
don't see why I would

>>68659393
I don't have a car
My local pub is english
my beer is from yorkshire
I prefer chinese food
my furniture is made in china
I don't watch TV
my monitor is japanese though

>>68659445
No but I'd have sex with adolph in Germany.

>>68659466
>my monitor is japanese though
weebs out

>>68659460
what about a sexy dog or horse

screaming jew

went to london as a tourist when i was a kid and only realize now it was a bit disappointing

>>68659296
Nonce erotica

real madrid won
>>68659480
I'm still waiting for those time-stamp pictures.

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>tfw korean monitor

>>68659430
I think they pick you out from the crowd if you're wearing the right gear, supposed to be randomised
just don't do the virgin stare while being yourself if you want to be chosen

>>68659505
I thought we were waiting for me to leave the country.

>>68659485
London is a really cool city
was very impressed

>>68659372
how do you know this

>>68659374
you're probably not a sweaty person in general

>>68659438
wtf does Ireland have gyms?

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>>68659432
>mfw i always see heineken or amstel whenever a british pub comes on tv
good lids

>>68659528
>you're probably not a sweaty person in general
this is also true

>>68659432
>And we don't drink Belgian beer either
stella is belgian lad. we drink stella.

>>68659528
are you fat/ overweight? if you're a healthy but sweaty person you'll get used to it

>>68659518
Which will be before Christmas, correct?

>>68659529
my uncles name is gym

>>68659543
nobody drinks stella it's shite

>>68659524
west brit

bet you stand up to god save the queen

>>68659550
Indeed

>>68659524
Did you find more people like yourself Ahmed?

>>68659260
>>68659230
acCliMitIzAtIoN

>>68659543
What about rum? Still St James?

>>68659529
"Hitting the gym" is a euphemism in Ireland for domestic violence.

>Say bye to girl I've been trying to graft before she flies home
>She hugs me

Whelp, looks like it's another gay best friend situation

>>68659569
it's not even a euphemism
"gym" is irish for wife.

>>68659439
that's not the plan I just enjoy swimming at the beach

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>>68659577

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>romans
>white

always knew kim jong un was a /brit/poster

>>68659567
mount gay m8

>>68659572
listen to this, mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-7YLS3vFjc

it will set the feels straight

>>68659547
you're from aus land where it's hot as fuck

it's easy for you to say that

i'm thin but sweat when i eat monster munch ffs

any Assad man in

>>68659594
when are you going to free your people from communism, kim?

I just made two pies but they're leaking some sort of oil

>>68659516
yeah there's tickets available through that but a fair few were competition base


hopefully we get in hahaha odds of being on telly for the lads are high

>>68659600
>oh shit i'm sorry

>>68659393
Hate this meme 2bh

Think nationalism's pretty stupid but >a lot of our stuff is imported! is a stupid argument against it.

Trade's been going on a lot longer than mass immigration has.

>>68659629
haha lads look at this fat sweaty bastard

SOMETIMES

NOT OFTEN ENOUHUHUHUGH

WE REFLECT UPON THE GOOD THIHIHIHIGHS

>men who don't like guns

are they just virtue signalling? what did they draw pictures of when they were 9?

>>68659634
first, unification

>>68659614
almost thought it was a joke

>>68659665
lower your voice

>>68659629
You're going to love the food.

eating spicy pasta

>>68659671
guns are a phallic object and thus represent the repressed homo-erotic urges of the male psyche

>>68659671
i'm not against having a pistol for self defence but really don't see the point of sport shooting desu at least with bow and arrow you're working for it

>>68659699

your penis is L shaped, proof?

>>68659629
I've only lived in Sydney a year and I've pretty much gotten used to it
also it's not like it's hot all the time, was 38 a couple days ago but had a high of about 19 today and rain
you'd get used to it, maybe try getting into proper shape. depends on the country though, really it's the humidity that will kill you

>>68659634
>he fell for the NK is communist meme
bet you think it's actually a demcratic republic as well lmao

>>68659702
aiming with a bow is even easier than with a gun

>>68659624
can't listen to this sobre.

>>68659699
it could have been a great post.

>>68659658
haha

>>68659686
am i

>>68659717
is sydney humid?

>>68659614
we all know what you do at night, the lad just wanted to know about rum haha x

>>68659696
You call that spicy? THIS is spicy
*gets down on one knee and starts undoing one shoelace*

>>68659702
yet you like watching motor"sports" which is essentially the same principle

>>68659671
I like living without a fear of being shot

>>68659717
>19 degrees
>rain
Christ it must feel like being in the shower fully clothed

caleld in a sickie i cant even live correctly everything hurts so much

really don't understand why our Govt. is so insistent on forcing this multicult immigration meme

I can't imagine the taxes they create amount to that much more than the huge cost in services and just trying to settle them.

Plus most of them will be useless in another few decades when automation becomes a thing so we'll have even more useless drains on our universal basic income

>>68659624
>sxtn
they've changed
https://youtu.be/zU958I4Iqm4

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>>68659419
>leave thread for an hour
>come back
>see i have a (You)
>scroll down eagerly
>it wasn't even meant for me

>>68659745
what

so that incelheaven post

that was fucking awful

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>when you give a yank a (You) and get another one in return

>>68659770
I would like living without the fear of being stabbed, we should ban kitchen knives desu

>>68659754
>monster munch
>spicy
dear me

190wpm master race

>>68659556
>>68659559
the city is really cool if you ignore all the foreigners
Really nice buildings, cool statues, all historical stuff
its nice

>>68659781
what the fuck

>>68659814
i dont consider them spicy at all but i sweat when i eat them

>>68659754
>is sydney humid?
sometimes, mostly no. Brisbane is really the humidity leader
obviously it's variable, nothing to really worry about desu. you might have some uncomfortable days but your body will acclimatise overall

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>>68659767
watch it for the drama obviously

>>68659820
Shoneen

>>68659812
knives and guns are nothing. Trucks are the real killers.

can't stand being cold myself

hands always numb and shivering, i'm much poorer at video games when it's cold

This thread is very much a schrodingers new clothes situation

>>68659772
is that considered hot for rain? was pretty comfy, still a bit cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umO3iqac_4c

miss when you brits made race cars desu

>>68659830
how about bangkok

i've heard the humidity there is nuts

>>68659838
its true la
dont be so blinded by your prejudices

>>68659781
uh

>>68659833
context?

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>>68659840

>>68659812
ah yes because getting shot is the same as getting stabbed
and all cops here have to carry knives as well of course

The chance of me finding a gf is the same as opening schrodingers box and finding a dog

>>68659881
the lil bitch swede thinks the guy behind him wants to fight him so hes scared as fuck

>>68659814
have you had intercourse with north korean woman?

>>68659776
consumerist economy, those people contribute simply by stimulating demand

>>68659856
M8 if it hits 19 here the lads are out with their tops off

*surreptitiously shovels milky bar buttons into my mouth*
mrh..lads...

>>68659903
Is your mum North Korean?

People who unironically argue that banning guns is the same as banning knives are retarded
how can you fall for such shitty american gun lobby propaganda?

>>68659891
>getting violently penetrated by a sharp metal object with the intent to harm or kill is the same as getting violently penetrated by a sharp metal object with the intent to harm or kill
Well spotted m8, you're quite the brain box

idea: train police to have psyonic powers to implode miscreants' bollocks with their brain waves

>>68659914
>bring billions of shitskins into the country
>throw money at them, give them free housing to stimulate the economy
top tier plan

New Thread: >>68659956

Business idea: become a reclusive heroin addict

reckon if i lived in yankland i would never go outside if i lived in a place where you can carry guns outside
would be too scared of a gunfight happening anytime

>>68659972
know a girl who did this

funniest part was when all of her old friends did an intervention

very amusing

>>68659864
never been but found vietnam was pretty humid but tolerable, north and south
have you ever even been to a humid place in your life m8y? it's really not that bad, unless you're going to some fucking african jungle the weather will still be variable to be comfortable

>>68659977
Would be safe in white states.

>>68659936
jim kong un actually studied in switzerland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-g-u9wYt1Q

>>68659977
fuck nah mate, embrace it
it's like some quality interactive entertainment

makes me angry that anime losers are going to get this and escape even further away from reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg