/brit/

ah my back

Enjoy this red pill


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bF-QSb2iqU

Soylent Green is people lads

having a wank

>>68654704
FOB

>>68654699
Chek'd

>>68654718
Red Pills are so 2016
It's 2017 now, give me Blue Pills!

>>68654699
her phone to skin ratio is lit as fuck

>>68654699
remember, no russian

taxation is rape

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>taxation is rape

Need a boyfriend

>>68654765
bit gay

Redpill me on the Kinahan Cartel

how is someone so sexy while shopping lads??

when I go my skin flares up and I start sweating like a water fountain

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>taxation is rape

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I can't see the haters

business idea: tax the rich and give it to the middle class; poverty niggers can stay in poverty

>>68654765
why can't gays just be their own boyfriend and wank to themselves in the mirror and shit

pathetic-off

me
>23
>khv
>never got my learners
>never had a job
>have no friends for the last 3 years
>don't know how to ride a bike
>only been to a few parties
>never been clubbing
>never been drunk or taken recreational drugs
>phimosis, bent, pencil dick
>5'8

think thats all

>>68654699
me in the back (near the camera girl)

>fedora people who dislike government intervention
>fedora me for being a Marxist

make your mind up

How's Britain doing this evening?

>>68654786
post eating machines

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NO REPRESENTATION WITHOUT TAXATION

property is theft

business idea: offer pain free death to suicidal persons in exchange for their healthy organs for people that WANT to live

lads couldn't stop looking at the qt polish girl at work, could only see her hands for the most part though. I kept getting angry because she had qt hands and i couldnt help but think those hands have touched hundreds of chad cocks. Immediately went up to her and called her a whore.

Business idea: tax all hhkvs in the form of sperm to artificially inseminate white women so we can continue as a race

hickok 45 here

business idea: remove all laws and allow the free market to govern

Just bought battlefield one because I have been watching/listening to WWI stuff hahah, it isn't like WWI at all but is it has a very good WWI aesthetic ahahha

Quite liking it sofar HAHAHA fucking disgrace they didn't include France though HHHEHEHEHHHAHAHA

How did you kick your drug addiction?

>>68654792
fedora posters are clearly bizarro radical centrists

>>68654783
Pathetic-off
>uses a trip on an anonymous Japanese riceball making forum

Can't be beat

>>68654801
very, very good fucking post.

legit will be the best thread of the post

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>Based Korea
>>68654548
he frequents /sp/
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/190%20cm%20Master%20Race/
Legendary thread:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/61160027/#61160027

>>68654783
almost matched you except i'm not a manlet and have a decent dick

tough luck friend

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government is murder

>>68654829
so i win?

so the guy behind Primitive Technology just slaugthered a fucking boar live on YouTube, what in the dick

>>68654829
This is you: >>68654832

>>68654813

> muh addiction

it's all a choice mate

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>fedora posters are clearly bizarro radical centrists

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>>68654783
me
>23
>have a gf who I have sex with regularly
>got my learners
>had three (above minimum wage) jobs
>have several friends, one of whom is a close friend
>can ride a bike
>have also not been to many parties
>have been clubbing many times
>have been drunk
>above average thick straight penis
>5'9

win at pretty much everything you suck at

we're like two sides of the same coin haha

business idea: give the bankers bonuses to the men on the front lines

fedora posters are clearly bizarro radical centrists

>>68654839

post link

Addicted to oxygen lads
in rehab for it now

last time I tried to go without it I had some pretty nasty withdrawals and passed out.

Want the Jews in Madagascar

>>68654860
turbo normie

>>68654832
those tits are cute

business idea: put the footballers in parliament and the soldiers on the football field

>>68654704
>what he didn't work for
You live in the greatest country in the world. Go live in Saudi Arabia and then complain you whinging cunt.

>>68654825
firnimo (cbf to spell his name right) has gone up my estimations a lot since then.

lols.

why is Vauxhall called Vauxhall and not Opel, where's the logic behind this

>>68654783
how can you not know how to ride a bike?

and how can you never have been drunk? you never even snuck a few nips of your mum's wine? are you a muslim?

business idea: put bankers on the front lines

Business idea: Apply taxation as your political capital allows, but at a generally even rate throughout the different sectors of your economy so as to avoid causing market distortions

>>68654860

nice brag my man

>>68654888
And put the MPs on the battlefield. Perfect!

>>68654895
brand recognition

>>68654895
feggit

>>68654783

I'm a 28 yo KV but I've had multiple jobs and have tried almost every major drug. Did heroin.

>>68654895
they are called starburst now

>>68654904
am i supposed to care about modesty on a saphic moving picture discussion office

>>68654808
*air plane jet sounds*
*some non coherent mumbling in english*
*clicking of button and robotic voice is heard*
*a huge metallic plane door is unlocked and something massive falls from it*
*the sound of a massive object dropping from the sky is heard before a ear deafening boom is heard*
*camera starts to roll, a huge mushroom cloud the size of few new york skyscrapers is seen*
*camera zooms out*
hickok45 here

Business idea: tax the poor at the upper rate of the tax code and see how they like it.

>>68654872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwPLnFs63cU

>>68654931
the red ones are the best tho

business idea: open a business ideas consultancy

having some 'sagne

What do Americans (like on TV and movies) sound like to British people?

I love my big brown beaver and stroke it all the time.

business idea: smeg me arse

Can't cope talking to some of the girls at work knowing they probably got fucked last night

>green starburst
>not the best
runt red flag 2bh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3863392/Foster-mother-discovers-12-year-old-Afghan-refugee-orphan-cared-21-year-old-jihadi.html

Sharing is caring

alri cya all later

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#TASXIT

>>68654957
On a Wednesday night?

>>68654959
We can take this outside if you want.

>>68654953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dTG1_x-K8

Call me Ishmael

>>68654970
everyone shags on a wednesday

thaicuck

>>68654969
Why is Launceston so shit?

>>68654783
same age
same
same
same
same
dad taught me when i was 10
i went to a pub a few times
same
asian tier d, receding hairline, crooked nose
5'11

>>68654699
absolute madmen wahaha
night lads

>>68654957
You've spoken to your mum within 12 hours of her last having sex

>>68654983
Oh

Damn

>>68654962
can't IMAGINE how people are this stupid

>>68654992
post fucking machines

>>68654933
post fuck machines

I'll rape your mommy

>>68654992
>crooked nose

bet you barely stand out then haha

that was a joke about you being a jew btw

How do I take a couple of cold beers to work and keep them cold until lunch at 1pm? Obviously putting them in the work fridge is a bit risky

>it's a "the french family next door are arguing in french" episode

ah yes

>>68655030
Lunch box (with freezer/ice packs) kept under your desk

>>68654962
>his facial hair and gun proficiency
he probably had a full beard too lol

>>68655015
>>68655017
screeching at your runtish brain that cant come up with anything remotely creative
>>68655025
nice one hehe

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>>68655030
Buy a few of these bad boys

>>68655030
Bring a cooler

Alternatively just keep a bottle of liquor in one of your desk drawers

how do I go about overthrowing our government? Any tutorials?

>>68654974
It all makes sense now...

why are rich people so stupid

like those cunts that win a few million on the lotto

why dont they dump £4-5m on tickets for the euromillions pretty much guaranteeing them a win.

smfh

>>68655063
read Rules For Radicals

Britain is fucked isn't it, lads?

Why are the media deliberately making a concerted attempt to destroy our culture and identity. Is it just because they're based in London and so assume that place is an accurate reflection of the UK as a whole?

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>started a new job at Yahoo yesterday
>78 missed calls

>>68655080
there's better ways of investing money

>>68654896
didn't like riding with my wobbly training wheels and was too scared to go without. also just wasn't bothered about learning at the time and after that it was just too embarrassing to attempt

diagnosed with diabetes at 13 and always too worried to mess with alcohol because it affects blood sugar and I wouldn't trust myself in an intoxicated state to manage it

We'll rant and we'll roar, like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas;
Until we strike soundings
In the Channel of old England,
From Ushant to Scilly 'tis thirty-five leagues.

went to the beach today with two good looking girls lads

was nice x

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>>68655080
>playing the lottery is smart

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RAT ATAT TAT

I GOT DA GAT

BLAT BLAT BLAT

>>68655063
you let them take your guns away. you're fucked desu

Why doesn't beer lad visit the pub on his lunch? Isn't there one on every corner in Britland?

>>68655097
Yes, personally I've taken to investing in unit trusts for leveraged mortgage units
I'm going to make a fucking mint boys

>>68655103
I have this entire song memorized desu

>>68655063
reported to mi5

>>68655114
Any stupid gook can make a gun

>>68655128
can YOU though?

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>you let them take your guns away. you're fucked desu

>>68655090
Rorke

>>68655114
on the continent its not hard to get a gun illegally
but to get a milicia of people armed to overthrow a gov i think itll take a long time and effort

>>68655135
can't be that hard, it's just a metal pipe with some bits sticking out

Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
And make a northwest passage to the sea.

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Well?

>>68655144
go ahead and try it then lad
I bet you'll end up losing your hand if not dragged off by the cops for making gun powder

>>68655115

Yes there is one near work but it's full of old people and they play loud shit music. Would rather sit by myself somewhere

just had the pengest munch lads

>>68655128
But do you have the raw materials and machinery available to make cartridge casings?

Any mong can easily make gunpowder and the lead bullet itself but it's the casing that's the real issue

>>68655153
me in the middle

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>>68655153
danger

>>68655155
It's really not hard to make a gun at all

https://youtu.be/yXjnb55aAwM

>>68655106
haa yeah was so good ay

>>68655162
How do you carry your lunch to work?

>>68655195
these people are knowledgeable about what they're doing, I doubt some random brit is.

>>68655106

you're a cunt

>>68655200
fuck OFF

>>68655139
Nothing wrong with that.

So.. hi. I'm an autistic 18 year old who suffers from depression. I don't really know what brought me as low as I am, but it probably has something to do with 9 years of bullying non stop. I can't make friends, and I've tried to get a proper relationship with people but they just never work out.. even long distance ones have been too hard for me to cope with.

I guess another reason is the lack of any attention. Most of my waking life is spent either at college or in bed on my pc or asleep. My family ignores me as if I'm just either not there or not important enough to care about. I just crave someone's love, anyone's. Even just a simple hug would do..

Making friends doesn't come naturally to me, and even if I make friends I usually lose them very quickly by being unable to handle social situations or pressure. Like.. I asked a girl out on a date recently, and I thought she enjoyed it. Turns out even though we had been holding hands and cuddling she didn't want a relationship, and now hates me for having an opinion different to hers. This has really dragged me down lately, and I've reached the point where I just think to myself "Would anyone truly miss me if I just disappeared or died somehow."

If anyone can help me, and tell me how to deal with my problems... just give me any advice you can. I don't want to feel like this anymore.. I want the pain to go away.

Thanks for at least taking the time to read this, even if it is just me spurting my feelings into awfully worded text form.

>>68655213
ummmmm we had fun??

>>68655224
your dr said you weren't depressed though so...

>>68655224
>Thanks for at least taking the time to read this

bit presumptuous of you lad, i'll have you know i didn't read a single letter

>>68655224

bit of a downer aren't you

no wonder you're so depressed all the time, you push everyone away with your incessant whining.

no one wants to hear about your so-called "problems" as they've got enough to deal with on their own

>>68655224
suck it up and become post-ironic.

I've been on 4chan since I was 12 (20 now) and I have no idea what I feel

>>68655224
>just give me any advice you can. I don't want to feel like this anymore.. I want the pain to go away.
tell that lad to kill himself imo

controversial opinion: my favourite colour is brown

>18
>depressed

stopped right there

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gotta return to the sea

>>68655224
don't be sad
be happy
lmoa

i started school in 2001

so i was in year 1 in 2001
year 2 in 2002
year 3 in 2003

etc

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>>68655267
I bet it is Pajeet

>>68655273
what can a shark even do if you just get on it's back and ride it like a horse?

>>68655287
betcha didnt graduate till 2015 though ya knucklehead hahahahaha!!!!!

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I'm done school

>>68655273
this is a great analogy for american capitalism

good morning you fucks

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>>68655300
spin around and eat you

>>68655207
It doesn't really take much knowledge to follow that YouTube video step by step

>>68655329
good evening m'lady

>>68655330
That picture is gay af

business idea: 3̷̓̓̏̈́͒ͪ̇̒̀̌͆͆̆̀̂̍͂̕҉̷͖̱̹̫̩͈2̢͂ͣ̈ͣ̈́̃̏̎̽̋̎͛̾̿̂͂͑͞͏̫͎͇̖̝͢͝3̛̊̏̌ͮ̓̓̀ͫͭ̎ͭ̍̅̏͜͠҉̥̲͖̤̫̝̟̯̦̮͜3̶̡̖͈͉̲̩̰̦̯̺̽̐͊ͬ̋̋4͚͈͔͇̣̞͈͚͗̓͌̉͊̓̎̋̿̿ͮ́̚͟5̵̢̪̤̙̮͇͓͈̭̻̰͂̂͐̒ͩͅ3̦̹̞̜̜͚̻̣̬̬̍́ͫͬ̎̚̚͡͞͞5̴̱̝̱̯̜̱̯ͮͫ͋ͧͭ̿̈̄͢͝͡2̸͍̗̱̦͍̜͍̙̫͕̋̒͆̔̊͘͜͠3̷̓̓̏̈́͒ͪ̇̒̀̌͆͆̆̀̂̍͂̕҉̷͖̱̹̫̩͈5̷ͯ̊͌̈ͤ͂͆͋͋ͧ̐̾̒̎͋̒҉̥͉̻͍̣̰̮̠̳̫̩̲2̢͂ͣ̈ͣ̈́̃̏̎̽̋̎͛̾̿̂͂͑͞͏̫͎͇̖̝͢͝3̛̊̏̌ͮ̓̓̀ͫͭ̎ͭ̍̅̏͜͠҉̥̲͖̤̫̝̟̯̦̮͜

want to tape my cat to a skateboard and roll him down the street

is this animal cruelty?

>>68655355
>323
Fug that's my area code

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Business idea: lobby for euthanasia to be legalized without any regulation, start a euthanasia business, then advertise it on /brit/

Thoughts?

>>68655356
no because cats don't have souls

>>68655354
what about this one?
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481410716031.webm

>>68655368
I want to start a transhumanist company and make superlimbs

business idea: euthanise all canadians

>>68655380
Less gay

reminder that if you're in your teens up to your mid twenties you still have plenty of time to turn your life around

just don't reach your late 20s without having done so because then you'll likely end up foreveralone

>>68655380
I hate when that happens

business idea: tie canadians to skateboards and roll them down the street

>>68655400
literally have never had a job for longer than 3 months

>>68655389
im in

>>68655374
t. Descartes

>>68655400
I have literally no idea how I want to proceed in life.

>>68655413
How?

1) Go to https://www.reddit.com/r/all/new/
2) Bring something back

>>68655400
jokes on you im killing myself when Im in my 30s

>>68655380
me in the middle

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German gf sent me this

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481772854700.webm

doing a seinfeld themed nofap

i'm master of my domain

>>68655413
How old are you?

Go to trade school if you don't want to do the whole uni thing and even then it's probably a better idea anyway

Here many trades companies will pay for you to go to school while working for them
You'll work full time and being home that nice pay while going to classes a couple nights a week and then once you've got some certification to your name the pay goes way up

>>68655424
I get fired a lot

ah yes

>>68655400

stop spreading misinformation

t. 19 year old who fucked his entire life up

>>68655452
Why?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30zCrB42Mpg
.

>>68655430

found milf porn, 4chin thinks its spam though

>>68655459
imagine having that flag lamoa

>>68655462

vom'd

>>68655468
I'm a free spirit with a sense of humour

>>68655422
That's fine I didn't either when I was that age but the important thing is to always be doing something even if you don't really like it and don't see yourself doing it forever
Just don't let yourself fall into NEETdom cause that only makes everything a lot worse

muller corner with banana and chocolate flakes is peng

rest are shit

>>68655473
>Cillian Murphy and Baine

Muh dick

I just fucking hate this world, and these human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I've always wanted to die violently.

>>68655481
this gimmick is shit

playing tetris

I'd be fine being "friendzoned" at this point

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> Just don't let yourself fall into NEETdom cause that only makes everything a lot worse

ahh yes, definitely shan't be doing that

>>68655488
Too late, already been a NEET for years.

>>68655515
girls are very hit and miss when it comes to being friends with them

>>68655499
alri poley

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>>68655490
urm

>>68655273
imagine being a big ass shark

swimming around eating shit so nonchalantly

badass

UKIP, front national, fpö, and afd should all be tried for treason

I wish I was dumb enough to be religious. Religious people seem to get so much done, don't they just?

currently not employed, in education or in training tbqh lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEMfLDtu85s

>>68655543
it's because they don't think too much

5?

>>68655525
I thought he was in jail?

>>68655531
Treason against...?

Post your FAV. vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq-e8DWtzvE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA

>>68655557
no

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>>68655499 haha

ah yes, Thursday morning "feeling a bit sad" hours

>>68655555
nonce

>>68655555
fug xD

>>68655557
Nah, he just ran off screeching autistically. Never actually faced charges.

>>68655565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_x-x0gawck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYAkrJil_w0

>>68655571
/britfeel/ lied to me

>>68655559
their own countries

All their actions are leading to further disunity within the west and giving more dominance to the Soviets

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> it's because they don't think too much

Here's a good reason not to get an Asian GF, boys
a) she'd be more intellegent than you*

*on average, Asians are smarterst

smarterst

>>68655584
(allegedly)
he got arrested for emailing the polish girls and making other threats and for breaking his bail

though his family "intervened" and now he has no internet outside of a library that's currently banned from 4chan

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>>68655582

>>68655545
Hatred was a pretty good game desu
like Postal

>>68655589
What if you find one that combs their hair with a shoe?

>>68655589
that's not a good reason

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my gf

>>68655631
I couldn't handle having a gf more intelligint than me. It's my only forte

>>68655589
>*on average, Asians are smarterst
no they're not

chinese students cheat on their exams and the government falsifies their iq test results
outside of china the parents just beat the kids into learning, and in a decent school this just so happens to enable them to perform well

it's not an inherent ability it's just child abuse

>>68655611
And I thought he couldn't get more retarded...

Did he get fired from the post office gig?

>>68655648
you ain't gonna get nowhere with all that hate in your heart

>>68655287
2000 er here always hated the year below for this
at least 11 is a better senior jersey than 12

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>>68655616
what if you find one that combs their hair with a corncob on a drill?

>>68655657
he quit that and tried another job and quit that one too because he couldn't do it

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the gf

>>68655588
you posted my hat
was gonna respond to ur hat with my hat but it's the same exact hat
the nerve

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>I couldn't handle having a gf more intelligint than me. It's my only forte

would never date a girl smarter than me but it's not an issue because I've never met a girl that was

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Fight me /brit/

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>>68655676
Wife material

>>68655685
that kid had balls of steel

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>tfw to smart for a gf

THERE ARE WARNINGS OF GALES IN PLYMOUTH BISCAY FINISTERRE SOLE LUNDY FASTNET IRISH SEA SHANNON

THE GENERAL SYNOPSIS AT 1300 LOW FASTNET 989 EXPECTED WIGHT 992 BY 1300 TOMORROW

THE AREA FORECASTS FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS

VIKING NORTH UTSIRE SOUTH UTSIRE NORTH 4 OR 5, OCCASIONALLY 6 IN NORTH VIKING. SHOWERS. GOOD

FORTIES CROMARTY FORTH EAST OR NORTHEAST 4 OR 5, OCCASIONALLY 6 LATER. MAINLY FAIR. GOOD

TYNE DOGGER NORTHEAST 5 TO 7. RAIN LATER. GOOD BECOMING MODERATE

FISHER NORTH VEERING NORTHEAST 4 OR 5. MAINLY FAIR. GOOD

GERMAN BIGHT NORTHEAST 4 OR 5, OCCASIONALLY 6, VEERING SOUTH 4 OR 5 LATER IN SOUTH. RAIN LATER. GOOD BECOMING MODERATE

HUMBER THAMES EAST, VEERING SOUTH FOR A TIME, 5 TO 7, DECREASING 4 LATER. OCCASIONAL RAIN. MODERATE OR GOOD

DOVER WIGHT SOUTHEAST 5 TO 7 VEERING SOUTHWEST 4 OR 5, BECOMING CYCLONIC LATER. RAIN OR SHOWERS. MODERATE OR GOOD

anyone here went to a private school? what's it like? is it like being part of a cult?

>>68655698
i went to the school of hard knocks

>>68655697
love the shipping forecast

>>68655697
Frankie MacDonald?

>>68655682
Christ I finally got one. Been trying to get a fedora response for a good 20 minutes. Thank you!

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>Christ I finally got one. Been trying to get a fedora response for a good 20 minutes. Thank you!

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> tfw to smart too participate in a capitalist society

>>68655652
Then why are the smartest geniuses 2016 all Orientals, cunt?

its, thursday morning, where the weed at

why is the y*nk upset?

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>ordinary mahou shoujo anime
>suddenly bloodborne
wtf

>>68655750
Uhhh, I think you may have missed one there, mate
*points to the book*
*you peer closer*
*slams it shut on your nose*

>>68655733
>tfw I actually have an asian gf
>tfw she got 4A*s instead of the 2 that I got

think I'm still in denial about her being smarter

>>68655652
ummm no sweety they have higher iqs

>>68655733
I wasn't going to but I remembered I had my awesomedora pic and it fit perfectly

>>68655750

They're not. The orient steals western inventions and reproduces them cheaply.

All humans are just fleshy oil for the capitalist machine, their bones being crushed to dust by the endless cogs of the moneymaking machinations of the economical elite.

> be intelligent asian
> predominantly choose to inhabit Australia instead of other countries

Hmm...

>>68655729
Hi Frankie MacDonald Reporting Here From Sydney Nova Scotia...Silenced Reporter...Dancing Selfie...Snowstorm Coming to /brit/ December 18, 2016, Cold Out...Buy Your Pepsi Coke Takeout.....They Don't Want Me to Report The Weather Messing Me Around

>>68655777

> implying grades are a good indication of who's more intelligent

it's meaningless unless you both spent exactly the same amount of time with the same amount of distractions, which is statistically unlikely.

stupid student haha

>>68654814
I was once 'dora'd when I counter–acted a rorkish post, it left me rather beffudled. Thanks for clarifying.

>>68655810
>>68655742
am i the only one who reports this cuck? coz it sure feels like it

>>68654783
>23
>sex with 10 diff girls
>no learners
>3 jobs, all crap and havn't held any of them for very long
>got more close friends than most people but been drifting away a lot lately on account of my shame of being unemployed, havn't seen anyone in almost 2 months and will probably skip christmas eve and new years
>can ride a bike
>been to many parties
>been clubbing a lot
>done lots of drugs done lots of drink
>decent pen0r

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gf just faxed me this

>>68655780
You're too kind :)

>>68655856
>implying brexit wasnt a major mistake

>>68655860
t.scotchman

>>68655273
>deep sea
>clearly the shallows

>>68655860
t.major mistake

>>68655880
reported to May's anti-cyberbullying JIDF task force

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>had diarrhœa last night so I missed Match...
not happy

off to work lads see you in 5 hours

>>68654923
need an eu gf

gonna just be myself and go get a gf
anyone want anything?

>>68655925
cornetto

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>>68654893
Klopp needs to get a decent 'keeper. Any truth to rumors that Joe Hart is in the pipeline?

>>68655925

yeah could u just pick me up a job while you're at it? cheers

>>68655925
yeah some fanta zero orange and a packet of iced buns mate cheers

there are literally 7 brit threads up at the moment

you guys are the true neets

>>68655925
aisha

>Rolf
>Sia
why are all relevant Australian muscians paedos?

>>68655947
United Kingdom? More like Hell on Earth

el haitiANO

>>68655957
>>68655957
>>68655957
>>68655957
>>68655957

>>68655947

normie general

>>68655947
at least we aren't swedes

>>68655679
how did she do that

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finally scored a job lads, starting 25k which isn't bad for a graduate role

>>68654343
exactly my grime problem desu m8

>>68655670
>senior jersey

FOY

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>>68654777
good numbers, you are favoured by lord kek!

>>68654860
>5'9
>win
lold you would look like a child next to me lmao. your gf would be embarassed to have fifth grader as bf.

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>>68655587

i had a dream the other day that i was fucking myself from behind. is that gay?