where did it go so wrong edition
i pose this question again
How disappointed do you think her parents are?
>>68653426
U-Unatco?
waifu in a box lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
>>68653364
whats wrong with stick insects?
Typing this post on an Intel Core i5 processer machine :)
the sis' is arguing with the mum again
>>68653442
sneak a pic of her arse while she is distracted
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbs_phenomenon
>discovered in 1848, before we even had oscillators
fascinating isn't it
>two canadians fighting with each other in a /brit/ thread
good to watch desu
business idea: change every wikipedia link of "wales" to redirect to "whales"
Anyone got some HD footage of insects having sex?
got told to fuck off from /cum/ for questioning their local Namefag lads
NOT fair
i'll never be welcome anywhere REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68653438
>tfw no succbot 5000 with dynamic saliva dispensers
NEED a video to watch with my dinner
LINK me a GOOD youtube VIDEO thanks love xx
>>68653461
image related
>>68653461
it's always canadians having an autistic argument about something. day of the rake needs to come soon
doing a plop
https://youtu.be/Vdgaj29qV-4
>>68653460
indeed, my fellow STEM master race brother
You're living alone in a 2 bedder and you need a new flatmate.
Two applicants
1) Male Eurasian Atheist Crossdresser
2) Female Asian Christian Biblefan
Who do you pick?
/standwithassad/ tb h
*unseathes katana*
*runs at every single yankrunt in /brit/*
*turn around and look at the path of destruction*
*lights a durry*
Ah yes, much better
fun fact
https://youtu.be/QqqBs6kkzHE
rips off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo
>>68653470
luckily you're on an anonymous website and you can piss off back there and they'll be none the wiser
>>68653479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8esBXoY0qk
>>68653482
>day of the rake
took the so-called gf to get an abortion this morning
so relieved i managed to convince her lol
>>68653453
nah but i yelled out "it's not like u ever apologize for anything bad you do" when she was bitching about my mum saying something bad to her
gonna do an ol' 'cide
>>68653513
>3min
thats a bit long dont you think?
who /temper/ here?
thumped my door now my arm fuckin hurts
>>68653513
I like the Steve-O episode of his podcast
>>68653479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCOPHIMyUXs
>>68653502
Are you trying to get us to make this decision for you? Anyway I choose 2
>>68653507
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personnel kid
>>68653537
> he didn't cover his bases by using a burner phone and airbnb addresses
mate... poor opsec
>Beer? No sir, I drink cider
>>68653545
>thumps door
>doesn't tear it off the hinges
lmao
decided to learn to drive lads
too bad my vision is fucking dildos
>>68653556
ye alri zhang there no subtitles
>>68653539
why are you taking your mums side? if you take your sisters you might get to fuck her like you know you want to
>>68653574
>doesn't wear a monocle
>>68653562
It's a philosophical question
>>68653545
>tfw did a double strike combo on my door and now there's two holes in my door
saw hacksaw ridge yesterday, it was alri
>>68653537
>another normie gets away without having to face the logical consequences of his actions
ah yes
To a dive bar in a West end town
In a West end town a dead end world
The East end boys and West end girls
In a West end town in a dead end world
The East end boys and West end girls
>>68653584
nah, incest is gross as.
>>68653478
can you not follow through with things m8?
he left his family to be come an aesthetic, to submit himself to other holy men and endure suffering, to do anything to escape form the real world and from the Self.
it is because of this that he saw the error in this sort of life, as he had seen with the decadent noble life he lived before, because of this experience he came to embrace the middle path.
Buddhism is all about embracing change, embracing the spin of the wheel, embracing impermanence and everything life throws at you rather than dwelling in the minutia like a fish caught in a mud pit.
I really suggest you read more than just wiki articles.
>>68653610
>logical consequences of his actions
obviously not lol cause the logical thing is to abort that shit
whats a good movie to watch?
nothing boring please thanks xx
>>68653604
hahahaha
That's not sopranos chris is it? what game is that from?
>>68653604
good lad
>>68653636
zulu
>>68653623
good goy
>>68653646
bit racist
>>68653637
Goodfellas: The Anime
had to get some things at the local Westfield today
NOT comfortable at all in publc spaces these days
>>68653647
t. hitler sympathizer
>>68653460
A pendulum is an example of an oscillator
>>68653654
literally not racist at all
>>68653661
t. hitler synthesiser
>>68653636
I liked Eraserhead but you'll think that's boring
I liked A Man Escaped but you'll probably think that's boring too
Me on the left
https://youtu.be/3DpPnrxukFo
>>68653670
ummm colonialism is a bit racist sweetie x
>>68653636
Long Good Friday
>>68653660
did you start blushing and sweating haha
https://youtu.be/pMVs7u0i-QE
Pakis BTFO at 12:20
>>68653668
but how would you derive information about the behaviour of partials from a pendulum, you fucking smart arse
>>68653688
>>68653677
>>68653646
decided to watch rage staring Nicholas cage instead
>>68653712
rage dies
How do i bump a thread?
>>68653730
seen it b4
>>68653737
no you havent
>>68653754
got me
Fucking sluts.
>>68653735
all guatemalans should be killed
>>68653691
a few slightly audibles 'fucks' and not knowing where to look when I walked past someone (especially grills)
>>68653765
Kek this one assmad abo
>see someone posted a link
>curious as to what it might be, just before opening it I check his flag
>it's an american
>chuckle to myself as my interest in the link completely vanishes
>>68653765
hows the gimmick map coming along?
>>68653786
That's the autistic/racist/gay aussie
He hates everyone without a UK flag
>>68653796
>>see someone posted a link
>>curious as to what it might be, just before opening it I check his flag
>>it's an american
>>chuckle to myself as my interest in the link completely vanishes
>>68653803
FOY
>>68653786
ajaja k onda weyyy
>>68653797
want to get a higher res map but can't be arsed desu
>>68653765
ya gimmick is on its last legs lad
not many countries left
>>68653780
bit of an anxious mess are we? aha
used to be like that m'self, not sure what happened, didn't really change anything but one day i just stopped getting so anxious :)
hope that day will come soon for you as well
>>68653811
Ke pedo carrnall
*blasts reggaeton*
@68653807
Not sure why you stole my post like this, but I want you to dgive it back immediately.
>>68653438
that was weird
FONYT
neighbour's just spotted me doing a wee on the grass
it's times like these that i'm glad i don't speak to my neighbours
>>68653780
>not knowing where to look when I walked past someone
I dont really have anxiety but wh
>>68653819
yea self esteem non existent
all the best x
Ah yes, family.
>>68653844
Not funny, not one bit.
Shan't be laughing at this one.
>>68653854
Did you wave?
>>68653844
Don't think that's actually true
>>68653870
ROASTED
GOTEM BOY WOWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68653870
ah yes, i may be an autistic neet but at least i don't watch anime
hey britnignogs, what's that breakzit stuff about?
will anything happen?
>inb4 will anything is an actor m8
>>68653888
nah just cut the stream off in an instant and ran inside lol
>>68653911
1982 will commence again
>see a thumbnail that piques my interest, i'm not sure if i recognise this one
>check the flag of the poster
>'united states'
haha, to think for a few fractions of a second, i actually drew some interest from such a post
>>68653929
what happened in 1982
>can't form social connections
>don't have the drive or connections to get rich from a job i hate
what can I live for?
Can't believe I've spent so much time on an anime 'imageboard'
haven't watched a second of that tosh in ny life
>>68653920
Bit rude of you to run off without saying hi tbqh bud.
>>68653854
Why are you doing a wee on the grass?
>>68653937
>what happened in 1982
bloody hell
>>68653937
bit of argy bargy
>>68653911
nothing but procrastination will happen
JAFFA... CREE
mum's fed up with supporting my neet lifestyle lads
after ~2 years, it's all finally coming crumbling down, i can see it.
>>68653941
get a gf
>>68653958
Join the army
Can't reccommend it enough for NEETs
It's how I climbed my way out of that mess
>get a gf
ITS JUST
THAT EASY
IT
JUST
WERKS
>>68653937
Leonid Brezhnev died and was briefly succeeded by the aging and already ill Yuri Andropov as General Secretary of the USSR
t. knower
>>68653982
don't think most NEETs would pass the fitness test
>>68653966
>can't form social relationships
>get a gf
hmm
>>68653958
threaten suicide and remind her whose choice it was to bring you into this world
>>68653941
JUST
DO
IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OvpzForHyU
>>68653993
do what?
God, I wish someone ties a noose around that patty bitch Samantha Power and hangs her.
lmao how spewin would melania trump be
just wanted to live that trophy wife life, maybe pick up a cheeky addiction to prescription drugs but now she has to do all that first lady shit
must be livid
>>68653989
oh alri thanks
>>68653953
pudding and pie
>>68653941
> what can I live for?
hobbies, knowledge (reading / studying), friends, girlfriends or boyfriends, your pet cat, etc.
>>68653982
this >>68653990
also i don't really want to kill other people :/
>>68653982
don't listen to this wingnut
the army is alright but its still a bit shit.
you really just need to fully adress what you have on the plate and steps you can take to climb out.
if necessary even a complete detachment can help.
>>68654009
>now she has to do all that first lady shit
Nope.
Ivanka is going to be fulfilling the first lady role in the administration.
dude lmao don't die now, suffer more and die later xD
controversial opinion: the walking dead is better than game of thrones
>>68654019
im going to get a food delivery job once i get my license, would probably have one now if i hadn't failed the driving test 2 days ago.
test
>>68653937
I never took a look at the stats, but according to this there were 350 argentine and 300 hundred british suicides.
is it that common for soldiers to commit suicide after war?
holy fuck
>>68654040
they're both shit
>>68653911
>breakzit
Watch it, Argie. Be aware of thy surrounds,
it's called "Brexit".
>>68653991
you on autismbux?
>>68653941
same lad, maybe we can live together and survive off the land
>>68654035
why do you think that your life wont improve in the next ~10 years?
>cant get neetBux in burgerland
>still trying to be neet
>mummy and daddy are going to kick me out soon
ah yes, freedumbs
just drew a swastika on my desk
>>68654040
first couple seasons of the walking dead were alright but then it was basically just the same shit happening so i stopped watching
will probably never pick it up again
>>68653990
>>68654017
The recruiter will put you on a fitness regimen and diet to ensure that you're ready
Also you don't have to kill anyone
9/10ths of modern militaries are non infantry
You could do everything from IT to mechanic to bookkeeper to cook to electrician to intelligence to nurse to welder to diver
Why isn't Ireland a Commonwealth realm?
George Soros just sent me this......
>>68654075
show us ay
>>68654059
too autistic to make friends and no drive careerwise
>>68653854
I'm sure that's happened to me plenty of times in the past, I also don't speak to them, they're damn wailing brat at nights. Lousy chinks think they have the run of this place.
>>68653438
This is pretty cringy.
Yet very believable.
>>68654072
how old are you haha
everyone type in chat alex is a stupid nigger
>>68654104
would but i rubbed it out already
68654072
Your parents have the freedom to kick you out if you're an adult.
>>68654115
20 aha
>>68653814
ftfy
>>68654019
The beauty of the army is it will throw that plate in the bin and turn you into a useful individual
You don't have to worry about addressing anything that way
ahahahahahah
>amerislaves
>>68654143
Really made me think
>>68654121
I didn't want to see a hate symbol anyway aha
>>68654129
ummm... i haven't actually seen any of those counties yet? sooo ummm... yeah....
>>68654125
ah yes american parenting
>why yes dear, let's make our son homeless, that'll teach him to do better in life haha
>>68654125
fuck off normie
>>68654143
Why did you post a picture of a fat woman making a poo?
>>68654154
All those flags are fairly common on this board, you must be a newfag. ;^)
can't sleep but need to sleep bevause bog ecan yonorrow
>>68654125
> be a parent
> raise your child to be a unproductive member of society who can't even manage to get a low paying job
> kick them out once you realise you're going to have to pay for your shitty parenting
actions have consequences, don't give birth unless you're reading to be a decent parent.
>>68654170
not really, the gimmick is fairly new and plus i rarely venture outside of /brit/ anyway
parents should have to support you - they are the dumb cunts who didn't wear a condom
>>68654142
ah yes, land of the freeâ„¢
>>68654157
>why yes, let's let our son do nothing and leech money off us and society
>>68654188
This tbqh
>>68654142
jesus christ
>parents should have to support you - they are the dumb cunts who didn't wear a condom
>>68654143
Is that actually you that first posted that?
hope you shaved and bleached your bum
>>68654212
>why yes, let's let our son do nothing and leech money off us and society
kicking them out isn't the correct solution
>>68654142
isn't capitalism wonderful?
>>68654223
yeah. i haven't
>>68654222
he's the most australian person i've ever seen
>>68654045
that's a good step
then you can focus on moving out and establishing your independence.
little steps or big steps, as long as you aren't stagnating.
really you should start to consider what you want to do with your life, at least in the short term.
>>68654188
>it's all the parents' fault!
Enough of this "I'm not responsible for my failure" shite that seems to permeate the mind of every millennial
Tired of hearing it
Man up and stop blaming others and take responsibility for your own life
>>68654142
the american work ethic is why the country is successful
got champed by the neighbour again. I've had it up to HERE with that CUNT
Why is that godawfull yank not permanently eliminated yet? I reported him yesterday for his shit and WILL continue to report anytime that "image" passes by my sight.
>>68654142
Where's the deal for Easter? Hmmm?
>>68654256
This, although I really do wish our safety net were bigger.
>>68654256
>work ethic
>implying they have a choice
just woke up lads
>>68654262
We all know they don't celebrate it despite what the liar yanks on /int/ say.
>>68654142
Why are kik- I mean crooks so crooked?
>>68654254
yes yes good goy
if you work hard anything is possible :^)
>>68653438
but can it rem?
made my decision
im going to stay neet forever, or at least until mummy starts yelling at me. right now its only dad.
ah yes another day of sleeping until 2:30pm and getting up to shitpost on the 'chon until i get tired again
living the dream
>quite like grime
>racists as fuck though
at an impasse
>>68654268
Our safety net is fine if you're old or disabled then you get free medical care, housing, food, etc
If you're a healthy young person you have no excuse not to be working
>>68654273
Better to just give everyone the option to be a layabout amirite
i've been listening to Sabaton a bit lately and i've noticed their lyrics are quite nazi-ish
i'm surprised this is allowed
>>68654293
I stopped watching that on the 2nd last ep.
I was hoping for some Evangelion-tier suffering but it went back to generic anime trash too quickly, also he didn't seem to want to wife Rem which really pissed me off.
Think there's a good chance this "dude just work lmao" yank doesn't have a job
>>68654254
Statistically speaking, children who had good upbringings in financially stable homes do better than those who come from broken homes with less money.
It's not entirely the parents fault but it certainly does make it more difficult to become a functional adult in society if you've had shitty parents during the developmental period of your life.
It's usually not just people being lazy, you know, statistically speaking of course.
>>68654321
probably not
>>68654321
he's up at 2:30 on a thursday so you're probably right
>>68654303
>tfw used to love hip hop but can't help but think how much it ruined western culture whenever i listen to it now
fucking normie retards
>>68654290
Arbeit Macht Frei
I left behind pretty dire poverty in rural South Carolina years ago to go work the oil fields and now I have more money than I could have ever imagined
>>68654321
dude just get a job lmao stop feeling bad for urself bro who cares if you are mildly depressed and have no energy and are all around unemployable just work hard lmao
>>68654304
yep, i'm a voluntarist, i think people should have their survival taken out of question and then they can make a truly free decision to take up work. anything less is slavery
>>68654320
in the novels, rem's existence gets eaten by gluttony while subaru and emilia are laying in the field after the final battle with beetelgeuse. the anime ends right before "rem? who's rem?" happens. the only explanation i can see is that they didn't want to leave a bad end, bc they're not making a season 2. was just a marketing vehicle for the light novels
>>68654301
literally me the last six months. are you a neet?
>>68654365
yep, coming up on 6 years now
>>68654365
>>68654301
also been doing this, cant sleep until around 3am.
sorting it out
>>68654359
When the poorest segments of society are the most obese that says all you need to know about how people are surving
someone clout this yank cunt
>>68654301
i often ask myself
would a life of work be better?
Ahh yes, the so-called "normie general"
>>68654361
>was just a marketing vehicle for the light novels
I fucking hate when anime does this
>make popular show
>it's just an advert lmao
>studio goes on to make shitty anime that nobody cares about
>>68654339
It's 2330
>>68654349
>using Arbeit Macht Frei unironically (even if you think you're joking)
>>68654395
REALLY wish the normies would leave
>>68654380
yeah they are eating cheap food which is also majority unhealthy food
absolute dumbfuck
>>68654403
>commiefornia
ah yes
Doing a Bowie
>>68654301
speaking of dreams, i had a dream about a girl in highschool i was kind of friends with but never made a move on bc she was so out of my league, super pretty and smart. there was a big migration of people taking place and we ended up at a beach. as the sun set there were these huge, massive waves breaking on the beach that looked beautiful with the setting sun shining on them
worse part of good dreams like that is when i wake up and remember the state of my life
>>68653438
this thing is fucking freaky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Bp94I6wjY
depression isn't real
>>68654419
Getting lost in space?
>>68654430
yes it is
>>68654419
Dying?
>>68654428
i don't think i could bring myself to talk to it over embarrassment of others hearing me
>liking grime
How is this even possible, it's just stereotypic Londonian niggerese set to a background of rackety noise.
Incomprehensible.
millyb was my first grime experience, i need more.
link grime
>>68654442
No its not
Stop being a bitchnigga
>>68654430
agreed, just stop being sad, hit the weights and be yourself
had a turkey sub for breakfast
>>68654372
impressive. what have you been doing? wheres the money coming from
>>68654374
good lad
>>68654436
>>68654444
No, I'm listening to Hunky Dory you thick yank runts
>people call Lukaku and Pogba massive
>i'm the same height as them
lit af
>ground turkey
what the fuck americans
brewing a poo
>I'm listening to Hunky Dory
Finally filtered 190cm. Let me know if he replies to me.
>>68654467
I really like this image.
never got neetbux cause i cba appling for jobs constantly
>he's here
>>68654478
It's for the "I don't eat red meat" crowd
>>68654475
good morning lisicki
>a reddit flagger filters me
190cm permavirgin masterrace
>>68654492
dont know how you lads do it, neetbux is available to you and you just dont bother.
cant get neetbux here :-(
[pruning my dew]
got a tummy ache
going to writhe in agony for a bit bye
any tips for blending in?
>190kg mustard race
>>68654522
healing brush tool
>>68654522
b.e. urself x
>190" walking cumstain
>>68654522
don't take yourself too seriously
>ugly girl looks at me in that way
will start hitting on me
>ultra fit girl looks at me in that way
doesn't hit on me and i doubt my looks
why are girls such peasants
reckon i'm the biggest loser here
>A week ago kg Master fag was crying about not being taken seriously
>he cried about leaving and finding a new general to be a bitch in
>he never left /brit/
Can one person be more pathetic?
>>68654548
>he takes lisicki seriously
silly yank
>>68654528
seeing that flag with a reddit flag is lit as fuck
you're the only exception to reddit flags
>need to spend 700 hours working in a year just to APPLY for neetbux in my state
>seven hundred (700) hours
HMMMM
business idea: learn czech and move to prague
ah yes the so called thread of peace
>lit af
>lit as fuck
is he trying to be as cringy as possible?
>>68654555
unironically my pornfu
if i could have a gf, not that I'm fussy, but she'd look near to it
>tfw second tallest sheepshagger itt
>>68654568
Less than 3 hours a day tbqh
>that musky aroma from your ballsack in the morning
We spend a lot of time blaming others for our problems, but really, we should be blaming ________
>having a pornfu
This place is a fucking runt circus
>>68654559
There's only two to choose from :/
>>68654596
Post elephanto 1 to n
dude just work to live lmao
>>68654599
your mom
One day closer to death
>>68654588
>3 hours a day
>every day
>implying this is compatible with neetlife
>>68654547
Post your abnormie credentials
hmm
>>68654599
tony abbott
>>68654599
conservatives who think letting capitalism run out of control is somehow a good thing
>that american making a commentary on every one of my posts
>>68654617
tbf, I was only counting workdays, but point taken
>>68654606
Shan't be revealing my entire elephanto collection
>>68654492
same lad
would've made quite the pretty penny if i had of applied for it at the very beginning of my neetdom though
Not many brits in early morning /brit/
>>68654627
what are you thinking about mate
Are there commie slags that haven't locked their Twitter accounts?
>>68654650
here's one >>68654650
>10 years
XD
>>68654599
immigrants who steal min wage jobs from neets
>>68654645
How into elephanto?
Thinking about what I should get my sister for Christmas
>>68654626
ill go
>23
>khv
>never got my learners
>never had a job
>have no friends for the last 3 years
>don't know how to ride a bike
>only been to a few parties
>never been clubbing
>never been drunk or taken recreational drugs
>phimosis, bent, pencil dick
>5'8
think thats all
>>68654676
ur dick
>>68654602
that's pretty pathetic desu.
I thought the Malaysian flagfag had more autism than that
>>68654674
it just comes naturally
just be yourself
>>68654626
I pooed my pants in the gym once
>>68654657
ahh yes
good ol' uncle sam taking more of what he didn't work for
>>68654676
she qt?
>>68654697
Classic
>his state has income tax
>>68654700
Would
>>68654626
afraid to say
>>68654599
lisicki