/balk/

anime and catholicism is the only way to revive balk

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Can the average Romanian understand Portuguese to a decent level? Say if i visit Romania and could only speak Portuguese could i still get by?

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>>68653214
>catholicism
no thanks desu

>>68653250
i think yes but why dont you speak in english

good morning bitchbois

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Good morning and 5th for the leader Balkans need

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>bulgarians

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JUST

how do you say "greetings" in balkanian

>>68655281
That money is greek diaspora going away but they still bring it bek

>>68655281
Don't worry, once we've lost 70% of our GDP Germans will come to privatize everything and move on to the next country

The time is nigh

>>68655318
zdr ko pr

"Haјмнoгy тypиcти имa oд Бyгapијa"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeBkq6Fmt9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhBqJzEfGok

>>68655641
n6, ti

Kade se makedoncite

Nu

Mamu vi ebam

xpozed here. AMA

>>68655942
r u qt

>>68655952
i'm a 9.5/10, lad

i like the balkans

>>68655942
Heloo

Who expozed you?

>>68656140
n-no body?

I'm trying to shitpost here

Guys do you really eat shit like banica

Even makedon shitposts cant revive balk.

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>>68654899
please help me

>>68657126
I will help you

Ask away child. You're speaking to a Serb

>>68657193
how to become serbian?
im half slav and pround
please i need help

>>68657243
zât animal s(c)lav

>>68657243
Start random fights on the streets and lose them all. Congratulations!

>>68657279
you are not serbian

>>68657272
si tu esti slav
nu-ti mai nega etnia

>>68657394
trebuie sa te intorci in loldova

>>68657243
Come to Serbia and learn our language. You can do this if you find a job or marry a Serbian girl.

You will be a Serb like us

Looks like this general is fucked. I'm not coming back here anyway since somene linked it to /pol/. Pol is where the shitposting is at now

Give it up for Albania, they did it!
They managed to rank higher than they did last year on the richest in Europe list.

http://en.protothema.gr/albania-second-poorest-country-in-eu-says-eurostat/

>>68658365
I thought bosnia had 600 eur wages

>>>/his/2093889

Oy vey, the goym know, delete /his/!!!

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>>68658913
The Macedonian is immunised against all dangers:
One may him a Skopian, Fyromite, anticki, tankboy, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But call him a Bulgar and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how suddenly he shrinks back:"Ive been found out."
-Boyko Borisov

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>>68659100
now that mention boyko, fresh off his twitter
>absolutely_halal.jpg

>>68659780
Now you dont have ladas

>>68658365
>Albania in EU

What is your opinion on incest?

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Hooolyyy fuckkk balk is soo DEAAD

>>68660403
Its for retarded weebs.

>>68660403
too much stepbrother/sister/mother/father porn these days. its like the eternal jew is trying to peddle it.

>>68660441
I'm asking because I just saw a post on the internet about this 21 yo girl who has sex with her father. They use protection, so no dumb babies. It got me curious, because I disaprove of it, but i guess it isnt harmful.

>>68660526
well strictly speaking, if no offspring is produced its just weird.
also cousins, despite having a greater chance of having mutant children, seem to be more fertile than unrelated people.

>>68660526
That is super disgusting and disturbing.

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>>68660258
Get in loser, we are going to conquer Fyrom.

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>>68660652
who dat tsygan in the drivers seat?

>>68660689
that guy looks like a gypsy to you, karamutopoulos?

>>68660689
i think its the hungarian prime minister or something. a commie who had some retarded statements, if im right

>>68660689
arab putin

>>68660726
nice try, Boyko

>>68660765
wasnt he the guy who went full commie on the EU? and then wanted some censorship laws for the internet?

>>68660689
That's summer Boyko, winter Boyko is white.

>>68660765
>>68660689
oh lol the drivers seat :D im retarded

>>68660717
dunno toni he looks pretty dark to me

>>68660818
post a pic of winter goyko

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>>68660936
No such thing. He is swarthy all year round.
Here is Boyko posing with a white person.

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>>68660936
I was about to meme the pic up and add some rays and whiteness and glow and shit, but I have actual work to do.

>>68660794
he is, and also, he's not on the driver seat

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>>68661044
>>68661048

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>>68661089
This is how Boyko Bulgarov looks next to a purebred greek, look at this brown gypsy.

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>>68661100
is boiko a /big guy/?

>>68661100
lmao, i need context of that photo

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>>68661136
>his dictator didn't qualify for the championship

lmaoing at your misery

Skopje, with the help of the American embassy and Helsinki comittee gets a new LGBT regional center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB_ObDNENoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og5f8r10EfY

„Цeлтa нa copaбoткaтa пoмeѓy Hapoдниoт пpaвoбpaнитeл и ЛГБTИ Цeнтapoт зa пoддpшкa e зaјaкнyвaњeтo нa peгиoнaлнитe кaпaцитeти нa Hapoдниoт пpaвoбpaнитeл вo oблacтa нa чoвeкoвитe пpaвa и cлoбoди нa ЛГБTИ лyѓeтo, кaкo и згoлeмyвaњeтo нa пpaвнaтa cигypнocт и мeхaнизмитe зa зaштитa нa пpaвaтa нa ЛГБT зaeдницaтa нa тepитopијaтa нa Peпyбликa Maкeдoнијa“, изјaви Кoчo Aндoнoвcки диpeктopoт нa ЛГБTИ Цeнтapoт зa пoддpшкa.

>>68661220
>Helsinki Committee

My ex girlfriend works with these people to give clothes away to refugees.
Do they have a network in Macedonia too?

>>68661137
Cмeнят cи тeниcки cлeд мaчa, eдиния кaзвa дaли щe ти cтaнe, пoчвaт дa пoзиpaт и дa ce лигaвят, зaд тях някaкъв им ce cмee.

What do you want for Christmas?

>>68661272
yyes

>>68660526
>i guess it isnt harmful
kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx457T7iWMA

>>68661353
spaghetti mamma mia pizeria

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NON DIMAK FANS BTFO

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>>68661353
Boyko's loving embrace.

>>68661383
>italians
>on /balk/

>>68661429
bonjorno fiesta carnival ale ale

>>68661429
FORZA MILAN AVANTI PIZZERIA BONGIORNO

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>>68661483

>>68661395
whats wrong with his facial expression?

>>68661534
The ogre is choking him.

Ќe зaдaвaм 5 бyгapи дeнec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZsfaxM4w6o

>>68661637
does he feel in charge`?

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> Χθες το μεσημέρι, αστυνομιkοί του Τμήματος Καταπολέμησης Εμπορίας Ανθρώπων της Διεύθυνσης Ασφαλείας Θεσσαλονίkης, μετά από έλεγχο που πραγματοποίησαν σε οίkο ανοχής στο kέντρο της πόλης, που λειτουργούσε χωρίς την προβλεπόμενη άδεια, συνέλαβαν 58χρονη Ελληνίδα ως προσωρινά υπεύθυνη του χώρου kαι δυο αλλοδαπές, ηλιkίας 28 kαι 24 ετών, για παράνομη αποσφράγιση του.


http://www.seleo.gr/thessalonikh/228411-ntou-tis-astynomias-se-oiko-anoxis-sti-thessaloniki

>Greek pimpess
>BulgarRomanian whores
lol

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>>68661865
>jews in charge
>goyim as money making machines
/pol/ was right again

Bulgarian subhumans embarassing the balkans again

>>68646894

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>>68662073
voulgarian banter is getting weak tbhonest

>>68662073
That's subhumane, no doubt about it. Apparently the guy has been identified, lives in Maksuda, the gypsy ghetto of Varna, has a long criminal record, and he has gone in hiding. Local police are looking for him in case he's left Germany.

>>68662073
IT WASNT US I SWEAR!!!!
THAT SVETOSLAV IS A GYPSY ONLY THEY DO THAT ITS THEM !!
WE DIDNFU NUFFIN IS A GPYSY

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>>68662169

>>68662276
>Svetoslav
>Gypsy

He looks like a Bulgarian to me actually with Bulgarians I don't even know just look at their pm

>>68662337
>macedonian
>knowing about humor or sarcasm
aj bitno se razbravme :DDDD

>>68662337
t. Кoджaaхмeд Джaмийoвcки

>>68662318
(you) used to know how to pull some proper pranks it seems western shekels have made you weak lad

>>68662363
The prank was supreme, that german woman just couldn't handle the bants.
If she were australian she'd throw the bottle at them and it would all be funny.

>>68662392
that was a gypsy though
my grandpa could tell you about some real voulgar pranks

>>68662443
>a gypsy
He might be a Northeastern peasant living with a gypsy woman.

>>68662474
honorary fyromian

>>68662443
Whenever a bulgarian does something shameful, he is gypsywashed and no longer ours, thats retarded.
The guy is clearly bulgarian.

>>68662537
just like turks do with kurds
no matter what you call yourselves you cant escape your nature

>>68662562
well i hope they catch that guy and send him to a decade-long ass-stretching vacation.

Did Ikibey kill himself? is it over?

>>68662611
dont jynx it mate

>>68662611
think about it, posting every day all day, having a mental breakdown and all of the sudden *POOF* he disappears.

My guess is suicide. I'm gonna search German newsites for turks committing suicide.

>>68662611
he took balk with him, shit is dead as FUCK

>>68662751
>having a mental breakdown
when did he have a mental breakdown?

>>68662815
When people stopped giving him (you)s and he started pasting blocks of gibberish.

>>68662815
early April I believe.

>>68662359
>й

>Gypsy letter
>In macedonia

Nice try

>>68662918
>macedonia
the what now?

help me

>Serbs
>White

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eneu89Rtzgc

>>68662815
id like to think that me calling him a pet dog on a daily basis and the fact that i made sure to post a filtered version of /balk/ when he shitposted contributed to his downfall

help me friends

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how can poor little boiko even compete?

>>68662537
>literally from Maksuda

kys BHK subhuman

>>68663274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytySQFkvlX4
how can even you compete

O lume fara moldoveni este una mai buna

>>68663339
Galatian imbecil

>>68662511
ppost ur sexy accents senpai

new
>>68651386

O lume fara transilvaneni este una mai buna

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>>68663951
cum zici tu moldovene
ai dreptate avem nevoie de independenta

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>>68664596
lol

>>68653188

>>>/x/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVvstlQIQNc&index=6

hajde toni hajde bomboni

>>68665871
discord

>>68665977
https://discord.gg/Ecgne

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>>68664642

>>68666439
D
A

>>68667321
wtf

>>68667321
Grcki imbesil

>>68667321
slav din thessaloniki?

>>68667726
>>68667729
>>68667950

Btw, Romanians you literally had a Party called "DA"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_and_Truth_Alliance

>>68668172
>you live in thessaloniki right?
>"da"

>>68655726
n6

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>>68668816
I'm not a thessaloblackie, sorry, your brothers have left to join Macedonians in the quest for antique genes

Someone knows what's happening in alepo today??

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>>68669595
It's a little bit far, amigo

>>68669595
ye hot sex with ur mom

>>68669595
Why ask us, Juan?

>>68669595
None can stop the crusade of the righteous.

>>68669885
That's what our soldiers said in 1922 desu

It doesn't work

>>68669595
Whats a Leppo?

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EU 2030

>>68670328
i want this

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>>68670409
I want you..

(only if ur qt)

Should i learn hebrew or persian?

Why is /balk/ so empty ;_; . Why can't we have 4 threads everyday?

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>>68671468

>>68671468
Galatian imbecil

>>68671206
thats gay

Guys we have new 200 and 2000 mkd bills :D:D

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>>68672486
I said, only if you look qt like this Hungarian over-hated gal

>>68672495

pics??

>>68672545
nu

>>68672545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEiP_B1Ws1Y

200 = 3.5 eur
2000 = 35 eur

>>68672545
we have new 12000 with Alexander The Great.

How does that make you feel?

>>68672770
does she sound like a peasant or is that just my impression?

hello my children

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look how fast /tr/ is moving, compare to /balk/

JUST KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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>>68673358
how are you doing lad?

>>68673551
not bad desu. eating lots of topkeks

>>68673613
effendi are you fat?

>>68674203
nah

I know slmyana means that which has been milled in bulgarian, but what does edrosmlyana mean? I see that on at least half of ljutenica jars.

>>68674320
hi son

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Bulgars btfo by Macedonian girl

>>68674339
hi mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17x05Ubalvc

>>68674620
hi my child

>>68673358
im not your children

>>68674427
ancient women are smart

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>>68675060
GREEK MAN BRINGING OUR KANGS AND QUEENS DOWN!!!

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>>68661353
The same I ask for every year. A qt gf.

suggest me a video game balkanalars

>>68675165
Anime

Looked real in the thumbnail

>>68675230
>that image
>anime
wow, you are dumb as fuck

>>68675280
Fuck off xpozed

>>68675219
witcher 3

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>>68653214
yes

>>68675370
do i need to play 1 and 2 first?

>>68675398
da*

>>68675219
Heroes 3

>2016
>albanians are still considered human beings
>albanians are still protected with Human Rights

uuuuh, balkanlars?

>>68675678
be thankful were not in the president clinton timeline it would have been worse

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>>68675424
not necessary. You need a good PC to run it. And listen to the story and dialogues.

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>>68675927
>video game
>story

Do you know more music like this?
Language doesn't matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcW0n83La5A

>>68676379
sounds like a fifa song

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>>68675435
da

>>68676379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V784AiYtG8

mater da ebam na site vmrOVCI

>>68676034
fuck off maddox

>>68676822
sve u picka

>>68676767
Kek.

>>68676487
It does sound familiar but I can't remember which one song was it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3sWiZ-iO8

>>68677525
lmeoo

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Have you signed a disagreement to be dismembered and your organs taken after your death, /balk/?

Ain't no normies getting muh organs!

reclama obligatorie la chanon punct ro, muie leddit facebook bla bla bla pa

jas sum bulgarska gorila so kur od 3 killa

>>68679433
>Aз cи миcля чe e нeгpaмoтнa, a тя пиcaлa нa мaкeдoнcки

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwnBDZfJHA

Is this true or did they pay some desperate guys to take a fall?

>>68681324
Faking history and believing in an imagined reality are Fyromian specialties, I am not surprised.

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oh man, welp

>>68682461
I hope we get a good-quality rip on the torrents in time for the holidays. Although I am probably over-enthusiastic. Man, I would pay hard cash for a continuation of the Clone Wars series.

No logic in balk, one day 5 threads the other day not one can be filled. Messed up like the whole region.

>>68682647
peгиoнa e cyпep, бoклyк, хoди дa гo дyхaш някъдe

MPCHИ
ШУMAДИЙCКИ
CBИHEПACИ

>>68682461
nigga i watched it this night ;)))

>>68683265
Is it good?

>>68682461
darth vader dies
xaxaxaaxa

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>>68684051
no youare mum was betterXD

>>68684051
zdr kp
6to ne spi6

>>68686507
emi kvo da pram ak ne spiqm

Aј, нeкa cлyшнe и Eвpoпa,
нapoдoт ce paзбyди,
aј, нeкa cлyшнe и Eвpoпa,
нapoдoт ce paзбyди.
Aј, Maкeдoнeц нe ce плaши
oд дyшмaнcки јaтaгaн,
aј, кaкo лaвoт тoј ce фpлa
cpeдe вoјcкa и јaтaгaн,
aј, кaкo лaвoт тoј ce фpлa
cpeдe вoјcкa и јaтaгaн.

R I P
I
P

>>68674320
means more coarsely chopped, you can distinguish the different ingredients.

>>68678343
къдe мoгa дa пoпълня тaкoвa

>>68678343
/Organ donor/ masterrace here. They can do whatever they want with my body when i kick the bucket. I don't care.

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His thoughts are all embracing, which makes one realise
That he belongs to this Country, that he is a real man
Who was orphaned of his father and mother
To be adopted by the Nation as His dad and by the Country as His mum

Suddenly one feels so close to one’s contemporaries
And one’s soul has the urge to shower him with eulogies
To wish him many happy and safe years ahead
Showered by the apple blossoms from the nation’s orchards

You, sons of Romania, if anybody asks you
Why have you gathered here and whom you celebrate?
Why do you hold in your hearts, in your thoughts and your speak
This man why do you love Him so dearly, may I ask?

To this we may answer singly and severally
To those who would hasten to ask such questions
This is no flattery as we portray Him
We love him for his struggle and His humanity.

We love Him because this Country is free under the sun
The People of this country are free and the real leader
We love him because He embodies the conscience of the Working people
And that he makes us proud that as a man He is Romanian

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We love Him, as he does not wish the world divided
In spheres of influence, downtrodden by tyrants,
So that every country should live within fair boundaries
And that (the nations) should not be sold for cannon fodder

We love Him, because he holds in his heart the pining
To toil for his country’s prosperity
All our former ruling Princes hold his arm
And our ancestors whisper words of wisdom in his ear”

“Friends should you wish to ponder more deeply
As to what He had achieved since he took the helm of His country?
Well, He preserved his kindness, His compassion and His humane demeanour
And his feats of arms, make Him our foremost soldier

As there were no disasters or any sorrows
Which he did not confront abreast
That is why by naming Him our National Hero
He remains indeed our National Hero of Right"

>>68691859
>>68691900
Fuck off ikibey

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>>68691859
>>68691900

>paid 60$ for few coins
>seller is from Israel
oh vey!

how do we revive /balk/ lads?

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i fix serbian flag

>>68692943
We make an epic balk rakija meeting in Tatarstan and trigger makkkkes.

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>>68692950
you clearly meant that

>>68693226
>says the country with the Ottoman party

>>68693287
>Ottoman party
no such thing

>>68692943
samo dijaspora /balk/ spasava

>>68692943
just merge with /ex-yu/, it would also make them write in english instead of their monkey shit

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>>68693338
yeah

>>68693494
>the mob party
>it's ottoman party
learn the bulgarian political scene already, lad

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TODAY IS THE DAY IM ESCAPING THIS HELLHOLE

>>68693794

oh come on

just embrace the fellow greek in you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqzrofdwi-g

>>68693794
?

>>68694371
my guess? he's going home for the holidays.

The thread form yesterday is still alive, you niggers all dead ?

i'm legit mad right now

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>>68694371
>>68694578
the voulgar is right
im sick with the fucking cretarabs

>>68695114
whats wrong turtur?

>>68695290
have to go to the customs to get a package (and pay a fee)
apparently, everything declared above 15€ coming out of the EU is taxed by the state
I'm so mad right now and will probably get arrested next week when i go to take it

>>68695929
it happens rarely tho.

>>68695929
>probably get arrested next week when i go to take it
cant you just pay the fee?

>>68655641
>>68655726

How can someone who's not Bulgarian get this joke?

>>68696047
how new?

>>68695976
it's fucking retarded
my shit costs 30$ for fucks sake
i'll have to pay 5$ tax, and waste my and their time.
Plus, my shit is few coins and they will probably give me shit about "but it's silver, anon", nevertheless the silver in that shit costs about 2€
I'm totally getting arrested either because of the package itself of me chimping out.

>>68696104
Customs are total bs i agree

>>68696104
dont worry sexposed
you are probably overthinking this

>>68696160
>>68696234
i bought a soldering station few years ago for 100$ from china and of course those faggots stopped it at the customs.
>went there to take it
>some ~40yo cunt that obviously aged like milk but still think she's hot : "what's inside your package"
>me: "that's none of your business, i'm here to pay the tax and gtfo"
>she: "you must tell me what's inside"
>me: "nope, no such rule. just fill the papers so i can pay the shit and gtfo"
>her colleague in the room, that is currently dealing with another customer: "do what she said"
>me: "who the fuck are you, m8?"
>he: "i'm her boss"
>me: "cool, do i have business with you right now?"
>he: "n-no..."
>me: "then fuck off, and stay out of this"
>she: "then we'll have to open the package"
>me: "be my guest"
>going down the moldy shit stained hall that was last painted by the german army during WWII
>she opens the package with empty eyes "what is this?"
>me: "told you it's a soldering station, you solder shit with it"
>she starts digging like a badger inside
>me: "i saw you opened it in working condition. if you break it you'll pay it."
>she: "i have to check for the CE and QC marks"
>me: *loudly-laughs-in-bulgarian*
10 minutes later i was hauling my shit down the road, while the hag was giving me sour faces in the distance

i don't want to get through this shit again.

>>68696465
wtf dude thats fucking crazy

>>68696589
nothing is crazy in Tataria

How are you, niggers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InWjAI-U6dk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCOsD2bYy3o#t=441.328199
6:00
krki vlaj

What's the most autistic thing you've done

bribes are tips for various services

>>68698096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P69gc09wEFU

>>68698110
gave (You) to a albanianfag

>>68696047
az sam balgarin

balgariya na tri moreta

>>68695929
same thing happens here, if the customs catch a falsely labeled/priced package from outside the eu, you're forced to pay a shit load of money

>>68698345
u 1997 gi tepala policijata posto postavile albansko zname
pogolemi cucks od makedoncite ne postoi

what YT channels do u guys watch

Alright let's change it, choose the top 5 autists of /balk/

ikkibey
galatean imbecil
autistic serve-fyromite
seakike (not eating bread did things to him)
american serve diaspora

>>68698110
>be me
>go alone to some movie
>the gal from the ticket spot stares for some reason
>before giving me the ticket she writes some phone number on it's back
>thinking to myself "probably it's just in case if something goes wrong during the movie"
>everything goes ok, the movie was actually good
>before leaving I throw the ticket to the trash

>>68698365
>same thing happens here, if the customs catch a falsely labeled/priced package from outside the eu, you're forced to pay a shit load of money
in my case, the thing is the parcel is labeled right - 30$
what bugs me is the 15$+ tax shit. A six pack of shit tier american beer is 10$, and when you add the shipping price it will be probably 20$ total, which means you'll have to pay tax on that too. It's fucking retarded.

>>68698626
ouch

here's mine
>go to club with this girl I was trying to bang
>we make out
>go outside
>she asks me "so where are you off to now?"
>I quickly and confidently reply "I'm going home"
>I guess I didn't want to "rush" it because it was kind of a first date thing
>about a year later I get the implication


>

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Bulgarian Internet > ALL of yours

>>68698568
yt.com/ItalianCuckold@4chan

>>68698734
[translation needed]

>>68698756
Today in the morning 8 employees brought the fiber to my room

Worth the wait

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>>68698734
nu, check the distance

>>68698626
>text on the back "you have snot on your virgin mustaches, anon"

Romanian autists trigger words:
>GDP
>internet connection
>Wallachia is meme
>Romania is balkan/slav

>>68698715
>>68698837
jk lmao got you guys

>>68698917
>Romania is balkan/slav
but thats a fact

>>68698835
>cut3ryan
>deathnite
I can already tell the average age of that forum is 14

>>68698966
it's actually a normie forum

Az ste ubijam po 5 makedonci today

Bread causes autism
Stop eating bread

>>68698805
You have Mtel in Greece?
Tjey are trash bro, expect to get kiked

>>68698917
romania isnt balkan or slav
now go die

>>68699306
that nigger is probably student in Sofia

>>68699356
vaping_rectum.jpg

>>68698917
>haplogroups
>crusader kings II

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>fyromshits with the propaganda movies again

>>68699432
they keep making them because autists keep getting triggered

>>68699446
They keep makimg them because they are good goys

>>68699432
the latest one about the liberation of skopje from the bulgarian fascists by the glorious serb partizans?

>>68699490
Dunno, just saw some shit about some new fyrom propaganda flick on Nova, but I had to leave

>>68699543
well yeah, probably that's the one, and to add insult to injury, they use the serbian word for liberation

afaik they are also working on a movie about Samuil

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>>68699612
>afaik they are also working on a movie about Samuil

WTF i hate Romania now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv6nJiDmiM

BIG

MACEDONIAN

FILM INDUSTRY

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>>68698917
lmao, ROMAnians have a fake gdp growth, since the only thing that's going on foe them is Internet connections with mediocre speed that run throughout this wretched meme place called Vlachia. They suck so much probably because they re Russians))))

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>>68699985
With your favourite macedonian director: Toni Bomboni

https://youtu.be/3ulOZXeXNyc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YEijL8jpaI

>>68700002
fuck off ahmed

>>68700034
Fuck you kosovo what the fuck is this

>>68700034
Literally me

>>68700002
Would spin the shit out of that dogger tb h

Tatars kill all our jews we make a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJq03xHc6mE

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Me and bae, pls r8

>thread is over 30 hours old
wew lad

>>68700178
>inspired by true events

>>68700265
Like xpozeds years

>>68700099
t. Sandru Russimov

>>68700265
This shit general is finally dead, only fyrombei, breadautist, the bg redditor amd ikibey are left

>>68700263
This image is brought to you by:
The Eternal Anglo™

Feminine pink tiny dicklets. white """""males"""" should just transition since they don't satisfy white women anyway and better at being cucks and femmeboys

Prove me wrong

>>68700353
t. Fritz Reichberg

>>68700386
t.german diaspora

new
>>68700424
>>68700424
>>68700424

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>>68700405
This doesnt even make sens senpai

>>68700002
i know, right? They are also the worst balkanites

https://youtu.be/aQK0Mi7sTYM

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>>68702037