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Surfin' UK edition
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Knife Crime Up 3%
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wipeout!
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>its almost 2017
>there are people not cultivating in the profound
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heavy sack beatings up 90%
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i have a download speed of 400 kilobytes per second and so do all my friends

thoughts?
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>I post on /brit/
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I am within sniffing distance of getting a gf

She's cornered and helpless, I just need to decide on the manner of execution
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>>68652032
Karate chop to the neck from behind
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district 9 is such a great film
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timothy james byrne here at my flat at 42 Amersham Hill HP13 6PQ High Wycombe
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>>68651998
Down 6 in Scotland.

>tfw the angry nation is less violent because we don't got them black landan folks.
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What're you guys playing?
I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the TheLegend27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game of War Player ever, born from fire. Favored by the God of War.
I heard TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder further than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
I heard TheLegend27 once challenged the sun to a staring contest, and that's why we now have night.
Well, what can be done to stop TheLegend27?
laugter
Stop TheLegend27? Many have attempted but can't stop a waterfall with a tea cup.
Unless you're TheLegend27.
Oh that's right.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escaped, TheLegend27 finds you, and you never even see it coming.
WHAM, just like that.
What? No, no no no.
That's impossible.
TheLengend27 has captured my hero.
Mine too, and I had a peace shield up.
TheLegend27 is coming for me next I can feel it.
Aww, you guys i'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happened.
I might have some idea.
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>>68652046
Yeah but saffers are gay cunts so it cancels out
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>>68651997
>its mutilated unfortunately.
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>>68652046

I DID NAT HAVE SEXUWOO RELAYSHUNS WITH THAT FOCKIN PRAWN
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>>68651978
ah yes
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/743080/Labour-MP-Ben-Bradshaw-highly-probable-Russian-hackers-interfered-Brexit-EU-referendum
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>>68652060
fook off men
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*runs on stage and takes the mic from the Poster above me*
All Nova Scotians should be killed.
*runs off stage, headbutts the Janitor and cartwheels out of the Fire Exit*
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business idea: weight watchers type diet food products that have qr codes you scan when you eat, and an app that tallies up your calories and macros and whatnot

fatties fall for this shit all the time
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How do you react to roving swarms of tourists?
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>>68652068
did they hack the paper ballots?
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>>68652079
I support this
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>>68652063

didn't know what he meant

shan't be replying to his post
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>want to chat up a good looking girl at the bar
>starts speaking to her
>her breath smells like shit
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almost drank an entire 750ml of liquor and not even a bit drunk what gives lads
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>>68652066
>ANOTHER brown youtuber from england
LMAO holy fucking SHIT
are there even any white youtubers LEFT in england???
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Google Chrome is literally a botnet

Dunno how you mongs fail to grasp this

Use Firefox or Pale Moon or even better IceCat
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josie what are you doing in new zealand
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>>68652098
drinking at home lad thats what
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>if not for my post there would of been 3 posts in a row

might sleep
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>>68652085
do something weird so they think all the locals are like that
once in Toronto I saw a group of Chinese tourists taking pictures so I sat down on the sidewalk right in front of them and started eating my lunch
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>>68652117
guess i'll give the ol lads a call and we'll hit the clubs haha
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>>68652087

sup Kim
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>>68652084
They already have several different variations of that

You're literally about 5 years too late
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Going to bed lads goodnight especially the american pengest munch poster
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>>68652115
getting rammed by superior Kiwi bulls haha x
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>>68652108
Chrome is SOO good and fast though
its a devils bargain
firefox crashes so much and is slow

also Chromium is better than Chrome plus its open source.
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>>68652108
*closes all 1000 chrome processes and downloads netscape navigator*
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>>68652127
what lads haha
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>>68652108
what's botnet about chrome?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kDkQN7AtRQ

RIP in Hell Pupper
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>>68652102
Sarcuck of Cuckkad is a quadroon but you wouldn't know just by looking at him
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>>68652139
Kiwis know a lot about rams haha
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>>68652126
Autism
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>petrol prices go up whenever retards start fighting in the middle east
could you stupid arabs please not, some of us actually have a use for oil
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>>68652139
*australian
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& that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this!
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>>68652087
>>68652068
Russia is everywhere, somehow our incredibly advanced and perverse security services can't stop Russian hackers.

what we need is more spyware and a bigger botnet
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>>68652159
>image.jpg
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Have very noticeable grey hair lads
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NEED a big lipped gf to kiss passionately

t. lad with a big gob
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>>68652155
just makin a funny haha
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>>68652192
haha
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NEEd a big lipped gf to put penis into passionately

t. lad with a big dingus
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>>68652179
>we need MORE SURVEILLANCE and LESS PRIVACY, its for your own good you dumb goys
>crimes still happen at the same rate
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How to stop terrorism: don't touch the middle east with a bargepole of any length
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>>68652225
Don't think it works like that 2bh
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the russians the russians the russians

EVERYBODY BLAME THE RUSSIANS
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>>68652102
Literally the only brown youtuber from the UK I've ever seen is KSI

You must search for brown people too much
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>>68652205
we need to stop pedofiles, drugdealers, and terrorists

>monitors everyone through always on webcams, microphones, keyloggers and more.

there now you're safe.
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>>68652234
wankers up there
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>>68652225
'sheed
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>>68652144
>firefox crashes so much and is slow
u wot? This literally never happens unless your computer is a toaster
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>>68652234
Thats cool, whats the story?
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>>68652066
How is this kid 23
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>>68652156
it constantly collects information on you while in use, every single thing you do through Chrome is recorded and stored by Google. Chrome also allows them to access system information beyond merely what you browse.

just use Chromium if you NEED Chrome
its better and its Free (as in Freedom)
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>society is going down the toilet at the exact same time religion died off
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business idea: smart toaster with apps to burn patterns into your toast etc.
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>>68652156
Google
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>>68652239
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>>68652271
Shall genuinly be considering stealing this business idea.
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>>68652258
I have lots of tabs open all the time
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>>68652263
some guys mum walked in on him having a wank so he moved up there so she'd stop walking in on him having a wank so he could wank without being walked in on
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>>68652284
include me in the instruction manual
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>>68652266
Don't think you understand what a botnet is 2bh
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>>68652275
Eisenhower senpai so wise ~~uggu
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>>68652269
>religion is dying off
>2/7ths (and growing) of the world population is Muslim

try again sweetie x
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>>68652271
>>68652297
KIM JONG UN!
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>>68652303
he's using the /g/ definition i.e anything that harvests information.
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>>68652263
some hermit lives up there. being srs

theres also a hermit that lived in the US for a while living off the land and also stealing from neighbors. He was missing for 27 years before they found him alive out in the woods.

He had just lived out there on his own with absolutely no contact for 27 years.
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>>68652307
>islam makes up our society
rasheed
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>>68652308
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>>68652313
bit retarded
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>>68652205
>>68652239
>russia isn't doing anything
>we need more surveillance and less privacy for the retarded goys!
>russia still isn't doing anything
>see, it worked!
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>>68652269
Ahh yes society was much better when you worked in a factory at 12 only had a bath once a week then got sent off to die in a field in some pointless war

Definitely better than what we have now
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>>68652271
>>68652297
believe this is already an item kim
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would rather live under Islam than communism desu
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why don't they make transparent toasters so you can see how browned it's getting?
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>>68652337
FUCK
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>>68652343
low hanging fruit here
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>>68652225
Better idea: stop muslims coming here and remove those that are here
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>>68652266
The government and the american government collect everything you do online anyway to be honest
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>>68652307
Islam is imploding, which is why they are having such issues right now, they are in a s much of a crisis of faith as the West is, but of a different sort.

desu I think the West is aching for a spiritual revival, though I'm not sure Christianity can deliver as it is, it has utterly lost the public trust.

I imagine a sincere and active attempt to bring Buddhism to the West and make it applicable to Western needs would be enormously successful.
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>>68652355
weeb fag
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>>68652336
ahh yes society is so much better now that nobody can get a job, we're becoming minorities in our own countries and we are quickly becoming 3rd world

definitely better than what they had
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>>68652343
why don't you just look down the top you manlet
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are itchy dicks normal or it just because of my phimosis?
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>>68652352
maybe YOU
I'm behind seven proxies
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Blogpost about your week so far in 10 words or less
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>>68652367
the fire rises

and by fire i mean hot air, don't want to be a hot head haha
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>>68652286
Why?

t. never has more than 5 tabs open, ever
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>>68652361
buddhism isn't even japanese you imbecile
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>>68652346
le anonomoose faec :^)
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>>68652365
it really is 2bh
there's more to life than what colour your neighbours skin is lad, I'd like for them to be white but life in the past was literal hell in comparison to today
no thanks
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>>68652365
>ahh yes society is so much better now that nobody can get a job, we're becoming minorities in our own countries and we are quickly becoming 3rd world
tell me you don't actually believe that lad otherwise you're a complete mong
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>>68652336
>200 years ago is all of history
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>>68652365
>Nobody can get a job

Ahh yes 5% unemployment and falling, yes we're becoming minorities because we're letting the MUSLIMS in who are religious you mong

Would still take this over 12 hours of hard labour a day and popping my clogs at 65
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*strips your gf naked*
heh, nothing personnel, kid...
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>>68652396
wasn't much different in the early parts of the 20th century
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>>68652384
I have 12 tabs open rn across two windows
and this is a light load because I just got home
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>>68652390
did you miss the part where i said quickly becoming 3rd world
>>68652395
t. rotherham
>>68652399
useless neet
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also known as the North Pond Hermit, is a former hermit who lived almost without human contact for 27 years in the woods in Maine.[1] He survived by committing approximately 1,000 burglaries against houses in the area,[2] or approximately 40 per year. Apart from the fear and notoriety his many burglaries created in the local area, Knight's unusual life also attracted widespread international media reports upon his capture.

Knight entered the woods in 1986, aged 20, without saying goodbye to anyone, and was captured during a burglary in 2013. His only human contact in that time was one exchange of a trivial greeting with a hiker.[3]
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>>68652376
group interview. alri. depression. standard.
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>>68652399
you're becoming minorities because atheists do not breed at a sustainable population rate
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>ahh yes society is so much better now that nobody can get a job, we're becoming minorities in our own countries and we are quickly becoming 3rd world
>definitely better than what they had
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>>68652415
so you'd rather go back to the third world immediately than supposedly become third world in a couple decades
hmmmm
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>>68652412
should have said the last 200 years
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Drinking a mocha Porter lads
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>>68652431
>the 1950s were third world
hmm
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>>68652416
His hideout looked pretty comfy
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>>68652429
can I get a nude Tayne?
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Popeyes>Nandos>KFC
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the 1950s-60s, at least here were easily better than now

my grandfather was making more than I am now (not even considering inflation) just as a welder in a mine.

had loads of time off, lots of benefits, a big house with a pool, 3 cars and a motorbike
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>>68652429
>nobody can get a job, we're becoming minorities in our own countries and we are quickly becoming 3rd world
speak for yourself cleetus
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>>68652448
haha yeah- seems like he would've upgraded it abit more though, those winters in maine are brutally cold.

can't imagine not uttering a word to someone for 27 years. wonder what he did to pass the time
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>>68652352
No they don't, it would be impossible to store or read through all that data

And that's no excuse for willingly handing your info over to yank mega-corps like google, microsoft, facebook, apple, etc
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>>68652509
this
everyone should take at least some steps to improve their security.
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>>68652423
are you aware that non-whites are slowing down their breeding rates to white levels?
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>>68652509
>it would be impossible to store or read through all that data
kekkles
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>>68652527
Post your youth demographics
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*skrrts into the thread*
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My dad once went on a rant on how my grandfather was an idiot who pissed away the inheritance he got from his dad (my great grandfather). Apparently we should be literal millionaires if it wasn't for my grandpa being dumb.

Dad built a nice life for us though, despite not inheriting anything from my grandfather
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>>68652527
lucky we're importing more wogs at a massive rate to offset that
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>>68652561
Nice skirt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcj1R9Enj8o

rate this video I did with my dog
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>>68652478
he was moonlighting as a rentboy
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>he doesn't edge for 12 hours
actually pity you
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>>68652570
my grandpa could have had literally hundreds of acres in Quebec which would be worth millions now but instead sold his share for nothing to his brother.
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>tfw removing google botnet from android

http://forum.xda-developers.com/android/apps-games/app-microg-gmscore-floss-play-services-t3217616
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>>68652543
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>>68652600
>>68652570
>s-shut up we live far better today than they did back then lalalalala
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gas the crooks

world war 2 never happened
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>>68652624
what's going on in afghanistan?
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sad this is desu

https://www.reddit.com/r/lastimages/
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Who's to blame for Brexit?
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>>68652587
2.8/8
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>>68652624
fertile kiwi lasses
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>>68652636
Honestly globalism has opened up a ton of options, though life for the average person is a lot shittier there is significantly more mobility.

like personally I plan on heading abroad to work 50 years ago doing so would have been very difficult.
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>>68652657
The EU
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>>68652598
used to do this all the time on speed. think i permanently ruined my dick from it though as I always have a hard time getting my dick hard now with girls
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brothels are legal in my state and i still too beta to lose my virginity lmao
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http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481697764327.webm

howling at this
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>>68652657
the scots for dismantling the english republic
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>>68652657
prophet muhammad
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>>68652657
everyone
all sides are selfish idiots

>>68652651
it's a wild and untamed land
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>>68652671
>state
foy
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>>68652624
Thank god australia is so low, they are so fucking obnoxious, world doesn't need more of those cunts
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not a fan of third worlders on the Internet lads
reckon in ten fifteen years pajeets and nwangas will be all over my favorite sites
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>>68652682
afghanistan's a big place
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>>68652672
i thought that guy at the start was Charls
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>>68652624
>only western nation not full of nigs muzzys and chinks with 2-3 birthrate
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creasing at these threads
>>>/pol/102965279

pol really is the last good board on 4chan
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>>68652651
High birth rate to compensate for high mortality rate
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>>68652700
do not post them
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I'm a heroin junkie. I shoot dope 4x a day, every day. I was in the ICU for a week May 2015 after overdosing, I should be dead.
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>>68652713
>MASA
>safety squad (SS)
not bad
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>>68652710
>western

ireland may as well be part of africa lad
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Golden Balls really red pills men of the true nature of women and gays.
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>>68652710
>Western

Nah
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>Gustav Gressel, a Russian expert at the think-tank, said small numbers of refugees with links to the Kremlin and Syrian security services could be mobilised to sway public opinion against the Chancellor
don't know about you lot, but i for one am sick of these so-called 'experts'
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>>68652713
honestly /pol/ followed by /tv/ create the most content, good or bad.
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>>68652713
neo pol was the last nail on the coffin for this site you retard
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business idea: educate african countries about contraception
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Most interesting animal in the world: the giraffe
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>>68652765
REFUGEESE ARE RUSSIAN TOO???

Christ this cold war tier paranoia is awful.
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>>68652782
whales are way more interesting
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>>68652797
You are a whale
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> be a londoner
> get stabbed by a knife wielding black person

can't make this stuff up lol
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>>68652355
Buddhism is essentially life denialism: the ethos

The West needs an identity religion where the hero is a warrior figure

The hero of Christianity is a Jewish carpenter who hated rich people and who knew he was going to be tortured and killed yet willingly submitted to such
That's cuckoldry

The hero of Islam is a warlord who amassed a great fortune and had a harem of beautiful women
That's success

I certainly know which one I would rather have the young males of society look up to
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>>68652779
education is racist and wanting less black people is incredibly racist
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NEED something to watch

taking requests if someone wants to suggest something good they watched recently :-)
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the funniest part about the /pol/ shenanigans is that lefties are coming out and crying about how they shouldn't have to follow basic fire safety regulations and that shutting them down is a hate crime or something
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>>68652811
>The hero of Islam is a warlord who amassed a great fortune and had a harem of beautiful women
>That's success
why is every single muslim country a shithole then x)
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>>68652821
Gremlins 2
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>>68652811
>Buddhism is essentially life denialism: the ethos
not necessarily
certainly not as much as any abrahamic faith
the Buddha speaks extensively about living for THIS life and improving oneself through seeking enlightenment, as well as learning from suffering in order to move past it.
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>>68652821
what do you like
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>>68652725

> being a heroin junkie in 2k16

it's like you want to die from a fentanyl overdose lmao
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>>68652725
wish you were, take an extra big hextuple shot for me next time
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>>68652821
swiss army man
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>>68652828
>why is every single muslim country a shithole then x)
because of general fuckery by both east and west
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>>68652821
Ip man 1/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF8Tj3DUfy4
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>>68652829
> 6.3 IMDB score
thanks but i'll pass

>>68652839
Hmm, well I've been binge watching episodes of the Chicken Connoisseur on YouTube recently. Enjoyed it but there are only 6 episodes out atm.
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>>68652867
so you're saying that despite having a strong religious figure to look up to, they were unable to defend themselves?
looks like he wasn't so strong after all :-)
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>>68652355
>implying that hasn't been going on for 60 years
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>>68652811
>calling Buddhism life denialist
>praising Islam

Islam is the biggest life denial of the all, read up some more about Buddhism if you honestly think it denies life just because it seeks to grow beyond suffering.

it doens't even claim suffering is evil, but that subjecting yourself to endless unnecessary suffering is just masochism and a way to distract from the eternal self.
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>>68652561
Definitely NOT a fan of this post
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>>68652877
>Chicken Connoisseur
damn that was fucking shit why the FUCK are you watching that
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>>68652821
Zoolander 2
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>Buddhism is essentially life denialism: the ethos
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>>68652869
Probably one of the best martial arts films of all time
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Can you deal with the feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM
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>>68652896
its only been individual adoption due to interest, but no real concentrated movement or evangelism.
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>>68652863
harry potter farting haha
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>>68652917
wouldn't mind putting my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift
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>>68652877
>Hmm, well I've been binge watching episodes of the Chicken Connoisseur on YouTube recently. Enjoyed it but there are only 6 episodes out atm.
GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>68652828
Because they're populated by a genetically lower strata of people

>>68652838
No really it is especially when "seeking enlightenment" means eschewing this world and focusing on your inner self

The whole idea is to free yourself from worldly needs because then you've broken the cycle of suffering
This manifests as abstaining from sex, disavowing ownership over anything other than the bare necessities, a diet consisting of the bare minimum needed to be healthy, and abstaining from intoxicants

There is no room for life experiences in Buddhism because everything is meant to be experience inside of oneself
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doing a read
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>>68652923
ip man one is better but I LOVE that end fight against the British boxer in 2.
3 sucks

I'm a big kung fu film fan though
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>>68652939

im on reddit atm :^)

aren't i a good multi-tasker hehe
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>>68652821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bv_5IBPVuo
>>68652938
I'm afraid I don't
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>>68652944
>pretending to read books so you look smart
ah yes
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>>68652906
Islam tells you to be fruitful and multiply
It tells you to take command of your own existence and to dominate it

That's not life denialism at all that's fully embracing life
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>>68652928
I was actually thinking of posting that about 5 mins ago but decided not to
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>>68652821
info wars
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>>68652821
bob's burgers is a solid tv show
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>>68652958
>>pretending to read books so you look smart
only someone who doesn't read would make a post like this
>>
Choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVRUk2av6p8
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>>68652931
if you're expecting a seth rogen-esque comedy you'd be disappointed
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>>68652982

tried to get into it but i couldn't, i'm more of a dubbed anime kind of guy.

those chinks make some good cartoons :)
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>>68652954
hey give me your address mate
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>>68652986
>less than 500,000 views
haha no shan't be listening to this
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Seriously don't like brown people/black people.

Dunno how people in London manage it.

I'd feel like I'd have to be on alert 24/7
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Mate at work made a very entry level ppl training guide for me.

I'm going to be rambo in no time lads.

>tfw not sure it will work, seems very basic.

>Pull
Deadlift 1x5
Row 3x5
Chin/pull 3x5

>Push
Bench 3x5
OHP 3x5
Dips 3x5

>Legs
Squat 3x5
Leg Curls 3x5
Calf Raises 3x20
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elite truth bombs in this thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/5i74xb/i_hate_when_people_say_if_youre_having/
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went through one of the gfs uni textbooks

it literally had a privilege hierarchy in it

I'd understand if it was london met but it's a top 5 uni lmao
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>>68652956

don't speak french and hate subtitled shit

see: >>68653001
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Getting my daily dose of Inside Edition with Lisa Guerrerro
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>>68653005
Fine, be a pleb
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>>68652821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJyarJc5QPU
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>>68652942
>"seeking enlightenment" means eschewing this world and focusing on your inner self
literally not at all what that means, you don;t know anything about Buddhism.

to start with the path to enlightenment begins with realizing that the world IS the self, they are both the same, so loving yourself entails loving the world and life. an afterlife is irrelevant whether it exists or not, it is nothing compared to the Eternal self.

Samsara (the aimless wandering, cycle of rebirth) comes about because people get trapped in said escapism from the reality of life causing them to get pinched up like eddies in the river of life.

Nirvana is an idea, its the state where one is truly at peace with the world and can see the wheels turning all around.
in effect Nirvana and Samsara are both one in the same, different viewpoints on the same process.
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What's the edgiest subreddit?
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>>68652983
just about done reading the man in the high castle
i read quite regularly
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>>68653013
wahhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhh babby want feel good babby want feel good waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>68653016
>those chinks make some good cartoons :)
oh i see you're one of those people
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>>68653038
r/4chan
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>>68653038
r/funny
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>hate subtitled shit
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>>68653038

/r/imgoingtohellforthis
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>>68652821
Bernie, it's a good film desu
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>>68653031
doing quite a think right now
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>>68652965
>It tells you to take command of your own existence and to dominate it
no it does not at all.
it literally tells you to subvmit and bow down to higher authorities, (Allah, the Imam, the State, your family)
it sets strict arbitrary rules on how to limit your life and box yourself in so you can never ever see the true beauty of living.

you're a complete joke if you honestly think Islam isn't life denial, go back and actually read Nietzsche instead of reading quotes online.
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>hate subtitled shit
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>>68653042
nice spack attack did it hit too close to home?
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>>68653051
>>68653068
I can't read whilst I'm trying to see things :/
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just spaffed a massive load to an emma mae vid
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>>68653081
read quicker
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>>68653010
you best start reading SS boyeh
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>whilst
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>>68653080
I only skimmed through it and it was just a bunch of whiny cuntiness
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>>68653095
but the things could be happening really fast whilst they're saying a lot.
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>>68653081
it's called PRACTICE
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>>68653111
mind if I write this down in my diary?
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>>68653013

> The point is, don't expect people to automatically know what you need. If you need something from them, talk to them. They don't let you go on purpose because you bum them out. They surely don't even want to loose you. But! And that's a key point; They don't know what to do.

Only truth bomb in that thread.

People aren't mind readers and don't know how they can help unless you tell them... fucking depressed cunts.
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>>68653124
i do actually its copyrighted
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>>68653128
FUCK
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>>68653109
the amount of things you miss is miniscule lad
t. watch literally everything with subtitles
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gf just sent me this
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>>68653131
Sorry lad, I copyrighted that word a while ago. You owe 30 bob. Nothing personnel, kid.
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>>68653097
I had a friend do SS.
Pic related.
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Lads

Good news

I'm here now
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>>68653141
Why are we so eager to body shame celebrities?
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>>68653149
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>>68653141
would
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>>68653151
because it's funny
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>>68653031
You don't know anything about it
My previous post was essentially the 8 fold path laid out for everyone

You're own post now is just serving to bolster my point that Buddhism is about life denialism because all that stuff involves removing as much of "life" as possible so that you can have a clear mind to practice mindfulness
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>>68653151
not the other la' who spams her but i do appreciate his work
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>>68653135
YOU DON'T KNOW ALL TV PROGRAMMES.

sorry for caps I'm still mad about the previous posts.
>>68653147
I'm not bob
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>>68653038
/r/latestagecapitalism
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Saw Dr. No the other night lads. Bond pisses off some mad Chinese scientist so he decides to put a spider in his bed
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>>68653141
>buying A&F
for what purpose
>buying designer like louis, just to look like shite anyway.

Even without the shit bodyshape she's still an uggo.
>>
>>68653151

celebrities always feel superior to us nobodies
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>>68653166
spoiler alert you cunt
>>
>>68653165
kek spot on
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>>68653149
You don't have to follow the program, just read the book and understand how to lift correctly
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>>68653151
maisie has an excellent body, her recent pics are FAB

pic related though HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAH
>>
failed my tv licence exam so i'm hiding out in australia

don't tell the beeb
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>>68653178

If anything that was a very small spoiler. The rest of the film is still pretty great 2bh fag
>>
hope mum doesn't spend too much on my christmas gift, will feel VERY guilty if she does as i've only got like $12 to spend on her gift.

neet lyfe :^)
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>>68653038
meet the mods of /r/imgoingtohellforthis

http://webm.armarium.org/i/F3Sygc.mp4
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>>68653067
submitting to authority is not life denialism in fact it's realizing that humans are a stratified species and embracing it which by definition means that you are taking greater part in life
>>
LOS MALVINAS ES ARGENTINOS
>>
>>68653186

Bieber is gonna flip his lid once he hears of this
>>
Saw Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde last night
turns out they were the same person all along
total fight club ripoff imho
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>>68653193
i member this
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>don't celebrate christmas
>my birthday is on christmas
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>>68653163
No, as in 30 shillings you spucker
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The face of England
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>>68653193
That dude is not funny.
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>>68653165
Oh they're having a strike on Jan 20th
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>>68653229
Haha
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>>68653239
ya dont say?

>>68653237
>
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>>68653193
Would splash cum molecules on the left one's face
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>>68653159
its absolutely necessary to detach oneself in order to embrace life in the long run.

embracing life doesn;t mean bogging yourself down with the petty day to day social bickering or troubles that cloud the mind and create a veil over reality.

through detachment, you pierce the veil and are able to embrace life and the Self.

>8 fold path
do you know anything beyond that? because it goes a lot further than the very bare bones tenants.
the Buddha's own life perfectly outlines the dangers of life denial and how it provides no solace or enlightenment.
that's the entire purpose of the Middle Way, to not become a slave to the material, but not to become a ghost utterly divided from it either.
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>>68653232
Arghh darn it, I look ridiculous now.

Could you delete your post and reply again in a way that it makes you look like the fool and not I?
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>>68653275
ok *deletes my post and replies again in a way that it makes me look like the fool and not you*
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>>68653261
would not
>>
prolapsing the anus
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>>68653292
would too!
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>>68653287
I don't think it worked
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>>68653194
>submitting to authority is not life denialism
submission is denial of the Will, which in turn is a denial of life.
life without will is like a candle without a flame.

Muslims have no will, they are utterly enslaved to their cave ghosts and lumbering socio-political scaffolding.

if you want to be an 'ebin warrior' for Allah and think Islam is hardcore that's fine, but it is entirely in denial of life.
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>>68653305
haha dont think so buster! you dont moderate a large leddit community, she wouldnt want you sweetie :)
>>
>>68653237
No idea who this is or why she gets posted here

Is it some normie maymay?
>>
I'd shag maisie to be quite honest
>>
>>68653319
i'm a mod of /r/hapas
and /r/asianmasculinity
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>reddit
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>>68653151
>body shame
her body is fine mate
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how disappointed do you think her parents are?
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>>68653336

same but probably would NOT if she weren't on GoT
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things liek this should be factored into aussies HDI
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>>68653336
i'd shag a bucket of gravel
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>tfw I will never be Bob Page
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>>68653357
extremely
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>>68653370
who?
>>
>>68653357
5
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>>68653364
that's in the philippines, not australia. also it is completely herbivorous and cannot even break human skin
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>>68653364
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thinking of kiwis
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>>68653384
Bob Page
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>>68653406
Unatco?
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>>68653364
stickbugs are brobugs
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>>68653406
alri la' aha

*walks away to talk to someone else*
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new
>>68653412
>>68653412
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>>68653393
>>68653399
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>>68653393
autistic virgin

its a meme you dip
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>>68653409
no, SAVAGE
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>>68653357
w2c those shoes
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>>68653264
The Buddha himself was a big life denialist when he left his family to go on his quest for enlightenment and only returned briefly years later and then never saw them again
The Buddha eschewed family and society which is life denialism

You can quite easily embrace society and family without bogging yourself down if you subscribe to a belief that puts yourself above society
Not seperate but above it in that you don't participate in stupid shit like gossiping and wanton materialism
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>>68653309
Will is not defined as a refusal to submit and submission does not mean denying your will

Islam is submitting to the will of Allah and this is where you have to clearly define the concepts lest you get caught up in the slavery argument

Will is not always correct and exercising it is not always beneficial to oneself and it requires guidance which is why people have always sought this
Now you can argue that Buddhism is about aligning your will correctly but it does so based upon introspection and the application of life denying ways of being
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