>ahh, the perfect coffee

the best part of waking up
is folgers in your cup

Who else likes their coffee with no cream or milk, but an ok amount of sugar?

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>>68650399
>nescafe

>>68650419
>folgers

>>68650484
I like coffee flavored deserts but not actual coffee

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> coffee

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>not rooibos tea

What's the best brand of instant coffee?

>>68650399
You can put a 75% of whiskey and nobody will notice that you are drinking at work.

>>68650484
I drink 2 or 3 a day, just hot water and a few spoons of instant coffee
If I go out I have to order a flat white or something though, people give you strange looks if you ask for black coffee

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>>68650500
>he takes a big thick black cylinder instead

>>68650608
>people give you strange looks if you ask for black coffee
The fuck why

>>68650608
No they don't. You ask for an espresso or long black, lots of people have them at a cafe.

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>tfw Asian grocery near me closed
>tfw I'd have to buy my Nescafe instant iced coffee packets online now

>not brewing a fresh cup of coffee made from home-roasted beans

>>68650631
becuase hes fat so he looks like he wouldnt drink black?

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>>68650617
>>68650399

>>68650399

>order a cup of American """""""""""coffee"""""""""""
>it's chocolaye flavored water

>>68650757
I see now.
Btw the coffee in cans you get from machines in nihon is it hot?

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>drinking coffee
>not drinking energy drinks

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>>68650399

Instant coffee cannot be "prefect" by definition.

>>68650588

Picrelated is the only brand of instant coffee I drank which doesn't taste like utter shit.

>>68650856
>drinking energy drinks
>not just chewing coca leaves for energy

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>>68650856
>mate-basis

>>68650817
ofc

>>68650908
I actually have some coca leaves around. hmmm

>>68650932
There you go m8.
Its too bad no leaves here in US, well we have plenty of coke which I often use but Im curious as to how the leaves taste

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>>68650999
Wew, look at those sweet digits

>>68650608
why are you such a fucking sheep, who gives a shit

also
>instant
NOPE

>>68651062
they say it's soluble not instant my man

>>68651152
and i can market a nuke as an atom bomb, its still the same thing m8

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why do Finns put mushrooms in their coffee?

>>68650484
I drink it w/o either

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Remember where does it comes from, kids
Colombian coffee, best coffee

>>68651285
nescafe is swiss

>>68651233
sounds good actually

>>68651321
Yes, but they get it from here

>>68650399
>>68651321
how much do they pay you btw?

>>68650484
Other way around for me

>>68650484
Yes, but not an "ok amount" but a fucking lot of sugar

>>68651285

Colombian coffee is low-tier, anon. i'm sorry to break it to you, but why do you think Americans drink it? It's cheap since it's produce in mass and is better tasting than Brazilian coffee which is your only competitor in cheapness. Where I come from Colombian grinds are used to make local grinds cheaper. So the cheap stuff here is usually 60-75% Colombian with 25-30% local.

I like to put 30mg of amphetamine in my coffee. Better than caffeine

>>68650778
Based.

>>68650695
Just go to another store you fat fuck

Instant might be shit in comparison to espresso but that shit is better than than sex when you're out in the field and it's freezing cold with tree felling winds

>>68650617

It's actually good coffee for canned coffee. I had it at a walgreens in San Francisco and in Japland

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>>68651285
Daily reminder that Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee, guys!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Valdez_drinks_Costa_Rican_coffee

>>68651401
>Muh snowflake artisans micro coffee shop

>>68650484
Sugar and instant coffee is for poor pussies, go double black espresso or go home

>>68651919
That's my regular work, fuck instant shit. Old fashioned filter coffee still kicks ass.

>>68651919
Alcohol is better when you're out

I used to think I hated coffee. After I got a moka and French press and began learning to make good coffee correctly, I discovered that I'm actually just hella picky about it.

I got an espresso machine a few months ago as a graduation gift and I love it.

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If it isn't black, there's only one place it belongs.

never had instant coffee before, but i just drink folgers which tastes fine to me

can't be much different

i've been watching military ration reviews on youtube because i'm autistic and it's made me want to try instant coffee

>>68651401
>muh microcofferies

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>>68650856
>mate-basis

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>tfw get my coffee from Yemen since my family owns land in there

Enjoy your fake mass-produced coffee peasants.

>not physically going to kenya and enslaving a village of natives to work the coffee fields for you

fucking plebs

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>>68655268
>drinking coffee at all when you can have the native american beverage blessed by the gods and given to mankind as a gift

>>68655268
how many slaves does your family employ?

>>68655340
Only Syrians and Lebs drink that

>>68655357
around 130~

>>68655359
And they are the best araps. It's not a coincidence, they were blessed by the guarani gods.

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Ive become a coffee snob over the past 4 years. But if you have to drink pleb coffee, this is the absolute best you can buy.

>>68655514
>years in west africa
>"aaah, real coffee"
>amerifakes commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA

>not italian espresso
>mug instead of cup

anglo plebs

>>68655340
not really a coffee but alright

>not grinding your own bean sand using a french press
>not drinking mate tea

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>>68650399
I drank this disgusting shit for 3.5 months in my crummy room here. Can't wait to finally leave today, and go back to civilisation.

>>68656324
man i feel you so much
I'm stuck in this shit room until christmas because i have to pass my final exam

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>>68657420
Stay strong, Anon.

>>68656324
>disgusting shit
What would you reccommend? I've mostly drank instant coffee.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvEcZHZ9bP8
>not having cool coffeemaker

>>68655372
Maybe I dont have slaves but atleast my skin doesnt look like shit

>>68650512
>drinking tea in the morning

enjoy being sleepy for the rest of the day

>>68650541
>rooibos
that's fabulous, my wife loves it

>tfw i drink 2 cups of coffee a never
>tfw never had anything other than instant coffee

>>68660379
>>tfw i drink 2 cups of coffee a never
A day?

>>68650484
Every normal human on this planet? Only weak fags drink coffee with cream and milk.

>>68650399
>Nescafe
>good coffee
kill yourself aussie faggot

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>>68650695
i dont know why but i had a good kek at this
thanks anon

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>drinking instant coffee

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>>68655340
I tasted it and it's gross as fuck.

>>68668178
it's an acquired taste desu. I like it because it reminds me of when I was a kid, the endless vacations spent camping in the mountains with my extended family, everyone sitting around a campfire under the stars while sharing a mate, great-grandmother to the youngest child all drinking from the same straw.

what about me? :(

>>68668178
You can add sugar if you're that much of a pussy

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>>68672047
But thats haram paragua-kun. Only girls do that.

>>68672225
I drink my mate with artificial sweeteners and there's nothing
read again
nothing
you can do to stop me

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>>68672323
STAHP!

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>>68672323

IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU

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>>68651321
Yeah and I bet you think they grow tea leaves in Yorkshire.

>>68654950
If you're an alcoholic yeah. Although just stick some whisky in your coffee to make it better.

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>>68672323
>artificial pussy sweeteners
>IN MATÉ