/brit/

Crushing crisps packets in some mong's kitchen

Bit early lad. Seanny McHotpockets isn't going to like this.

Fiimg a porno in some runts kitchen

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tessa

>>68650330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxom4hzu0o

I feel like gaytorrent.ru with its draconian ratio rules and not giving out invites is making a lot of money for the owners and decreasing content. People no longer share what they really liked, it's all shitty gaytubetier.

Sweet and sour chicken balls and prawn crackers are by far the best things at a chinky

>>68650330

literally me except not mostly haha

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>>68650356
>>68650363

can you fuck off lads

About to cave some runts head in, mong didn't even hear my step on some chips

>>68650376
>>68650378
Benders

>>68650395
still want a bite

going to investigate lads all the lights are off hearts beating propa hard

Walking up some runt's stairs

>>68650420
BOO
x

love it when the chinese flatmate cooks dinner lads, real chinese cooking like hotpots and other things

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>>68650412

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i have literally seen TWICE (2x) as many brown youtubers from england than i have seen white youtubers from england

>>68650432
Used to get pie and chips from the chinese chippy, can never find chinese food like that anywhere else since it closed down

I need a job again, but I hate starting new jobs desu

what should i do at the gym tomorrow lads
im considering doing back

Why are there millions of saddos obsessed with japan but hardly any with China seems a bit odd

>>68650468
i'm an unironic chinaboo

>>68650459

>i need a job

What did he mean by this?

>>68650468
japan is aesthetic whereas China seems unsafe

>>68650468

we don't pander to the west like those pathetic sub-humans do

>>68650467
umm ok then hehe do the back
*bends over in front of you*

Imagine being an NDP or SNP supporter. The sheer amounts of runtery.

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>>68650468
i'm not a chinaboo but i am an HKboo

me in the green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxom4hzu0o

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read all these in 2016

need a new 2017 list

>>68650475
>i need a job
I need temporary employment for money, at least till I'm done with school

depression hours are a lot more bearable after spending an hour texting the gf 2bh

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having a peng munch tomorrow then a chinky buffet the day after stomach's quite excited lads

>>68650468
I'm a weeb and I also enjoy wuxia and chinese films sometimes desu, theyre really fun watches

>>68650455
Stop watching brown youtubers shitty content then you cunt

>>68650496
read beaver towers

>>68650504

>employment for money

I just don't understand? Some American thing?

for all the memes about canada being chinese there aren't NEARLY enough good chinese buffets in my area

need to move to vancouver 2bh

>>68650482
do not slander noble nippon in my presence gok wan you chinky wanker

>>68650496
read the memoirs of Von Hurtzendorf or Aerenthal and russian nobles from the revolution, some of the things they went through- you really couldnt make it up.

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>>68650540

>talking about the lack of something in canada and moving to somewhere else in canada

>in MY /brit/

started putting "a bit", "a little", and "a tad" before literally every adjective I use

starting to sound like a /brit/ mong in real life

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>>68650537
>tfw still no dole in this country

>>68650563
great post

>>68650567
bit autistic that lad

>>68650563
so you're implying i should move to a part of britain with a lot of chinese people

alri will do

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>>68650526
they appear to me on my front page
im not even subscribed to any of them

>>68650496
>tfw spent months reading gravity's rainbow and i'm only a third through

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Any rhodesiaboos in tonight

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/5htky8/i_told_my_crushstudy_partner_that_i_like_her_she/

>>68650606
bit gay

just realised i dont know anything about canada except they like maple syrup amd wear wooly hats all year round and wear flannel clothes

listening to Chris Isaak - Christmas lads

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rate the gf

>>68650602
Ah yes, Youtube reccomendations

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Very turned on by this scenario

>>68650645
Would put my penis inside her vagina.

>>68650645
too short 7/10

>>68650624
Queen, loyalists, mountains and forests, lots of space, american style buildings, maple syrup and snow.

>>68650652
*sits on your lap*

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>>68650648
ah yes

>>68650664

STOP REPLYING TO MY POSTS OR AT LEAST CHANGE YOUR FUCKING FLAG I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT IM SO SICK OF SEEING (YOU) AND THEN SCROLLING MY POOR EYES TO THE LEFT AND SEEING THAT FUCKING LEAF GLAZING AT ME PLEASE JUST STOP

>>68650652
nonce

>>68650347
signals
you analyse them through an oscilloscope or spectrum analyser

you put the lime in the coconut

>>68650679
ah yes

>>68650677
Bumpy road ahead, I'll try hold you tight :3

>>68650712
there's some autism spectrum joke in here somewhere
pretend I made it

>>68650712
why mate

you a hobbyist or an electrician?

it's all on done using sims nowadays

>>68650712
what do the signals come from

whats an oscilloscope or spectrum analyser

>>68650746
wahaha good one, you got me
>>68650747
the first one
dunno if i'd even have a practical use for them 2bh

>>68650744
anon I can feel something hard under me

>>68650768
the generator

they measure the signals

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rate the jewish gf

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>the year of our lord and saviour 1992+24
>STILL no yank gf

might do a suicide

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>10 word shitpost due in 3 minutes

>>68650606
what shoes are those?

>>68650818
thought that was a sideways picture of a lamp from the thumbnail tbqh

>>68650803
what powers the generator

if i turn the signals to full power are they strong enough to obliterate my bollocks

>>68650785
That's the stabilisation rod, also helps if you're feeling carsick

Just rub along it and you'll be fine

post your last watched youtube vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgxZnnn4qKA

>10 new /brit/s created every day
why are british people so autistic?
this must be far more than any other generals created daily

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post your youchoob fp lads

>>68650835
electricity

depends how strong the generator is

>>68650847
>reddit car reviews
fuck off reddit
expected from a canacuck

>>68650842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SAFC4_KbW0

>>68650776
ah fair enough

if you're doing hobbyist stuff then a good two channel scope and a signal generator are essential

actually working as an engineer is mostly about being sat in front of a computer running SPICE/verilog sims

Started learning poo and wee recipes, making good progress lads

>>68650873
so le random haha XD

>>68650888
don't forget cooking with cum

>>68650835
nope, but you could build a power amp using the scope and sig gen and then that would be able to obliterate your bollox

business idea: replace blends, digraphs, diphthongs, trigraphs with individual letters

yank women are made for BIG CANADIAN COCK

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>>68650847

>>68650904
>>68650911
whats that

>>68650843
well??

>>68650843
>Only 10

shocks me desu

>>68650922
prefer not to say

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>>68650847
>How Far Away Can You Get From Everybody Else?
middle of the pacific is ok
would rather launch myself into space though
>>68650875
need a train gf
>>68650877
>actually working as an engineer is mostly about being sat in front of a computer running SPICE/verilog sims
is that what you do?

>>68650923
don't know or care about your question but your mum sucked my sacc the other night

>>68650913
post indonesian cock

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business idea: spend time posting pictures of buffets and the chicken connoisseur instead of completing crucial end of term work

>>68650934
why not

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>>68650847

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/brit/ is the most important general on /int/. we control this board. /int/ belongs to /brit/. without us, the board would simply cease to exist.

>>68650913
/dat/

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>>68650847
bit of everything

>>68650946
still prefer not to say

>>68650953
NEED MY PENIS IN HER FANNY RIGHT NOW

>>68650953
>we

>>68650935
>is that what you do?
not graduated yet but it's what I did on my internship and that's pretty much what all the full time engineers did there as well

>>68650960
what dont you want to say

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>>68650953

>>68650969
I'd just prefer not to say really

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>>68650938
me with chinese swat

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>>68650961
agreed
@68650964
don't reply to me

>>68650977
what do you mean

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>>68650356
>>68650363
>>68650420

still haven't really gone to check

would stick my willy in the tall girl from that one episode of the inbetweeners

gonna do a poo and bring the macbook with me x

going to sleep, lets hope i die haha

>>68651026
naughty boy

Don't consider Americans truly human

>>68651026
>macbook
bender

>>68651037
haha

same here x

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>>68651044
only partially agreed

yank qts are the only human americans

>>68651037
Post a song for us before you die cunt

>playing with the Opera VPN
>literally ALL of them are banned on 4chan

:/

otherwise Opera is really sweet, idk why people give it shit all the time, I'm liking it better than Firefucks

>drive through cashpoints
jesus, the absolute state of the usa

>>68651026
I only poopost on my phone, my left hand is for operating the toilet seat before I sit down and my right is for /brit/posting and I'm careful not to get any poo, wee or toilet germs on it, desu.

>>68651066
night
https://youtu.be/4alAfL1OcZg

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gonna do a poo and bring the Thinkpad with me

>>68651075

usually poo post on the phone but currently watching Lost and i'm quite into it

>>68651088
Well now I agree that you should die die die

Just did a poo while browsing on my Nexus 4

Why are uni sports teams so cringy, the worst ones are the academic sports teams ESPECIALLY "medics" sports teams

Ahh yes you all drank each other's piss and vomit and got so drunk you can't remember anything, very cool and impressive

>>68651074
its a scam anyways

>>68651053

if you don't own an iphone, macbook and iMac you're a bit of a weirdo honestly

>>68651110
sounds like someone didn't make the team :)

>>68651110
They drink eachothers wee? Might join

>>68651110
yank influences

friendly reminder that if you're not posting from a thinkpad you should be banned from /brit/ and /int/ and perhaps even 4chan or the internet as a whole

Can someone post the willy/wank/poo rap?

>>68651146
posting from notepad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJO4AqZyxGM

/brit/core

daily reminder that canadians continue to post on /brit/ even though their post have no value

penis refuses to stiffen

Need a nigger gf.

>>68651132
but it's boy wee lad

bit gay isn't it x

I refuse to stiffen for this nonce

>non thinkpad owners
>posting in MY thread

>>68651159
i get paid by the canadian govt to post here and spread canadian culture

they aren't even so shit they're funny

they're just shit.

bricking it over grades and exams lads

>>68651178
erm wee is wee x

bet you think its gay to put your willy in a boys bum when we all have bums x

why are traps always white people lmao

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>>68651124
>being a bender
>giving yanks money

>>68651162
wingardium leviosa

>>68651202
but if it's in there bum then the goolies might touch and everyone knows it's gay if the goolies touch x

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>>68651158
Have you ever wanked to GTA promotional art? I have, I wanked to the attached image.

black people are ugly

i'd quite like a cuddle lads

i've always thought i was straight but i wouldn't mind cuddling a bloke

Thoughts on immigrants?

>>68651210
>british consumer goods

I am honestly having quite a belly laugh

>>68651218
i have reported your post to the authorities.

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If you're posting on /brit/ from a machine that uses windows or MacOS you need to leave rn

>>68651071
Isn't Opera just a reskin of botnet chrome with all the spying left in?

>>68651214
if the goolies end up touching you just dont have to tell anyone ha x

>>68651219
bit gay

don't you think cuddling a naked girl in bed would be better x

>>68651209
have you never seen black shemales?
hispanic shemales?
brasilian shemales?
arab sissy boys?
thai ladyboys?

>>68651210

>carrying a turbocharger super ultra mega v12 acer 900kg ultrabook to college just for it to blue screen a day before term just so you can play cs:go at a marginally higher fps

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>linux

howling

>>68651209
What are you on about you silly cunt most traps are brown and from Thailand or Brazil

>>68651215
yes, why do you ask

>>68651228
>windows or MacOS
*windows or linux

ah yes, 4/5 maps on rotation are shit
brilliant game

dont know why people think traps are gay x

its called being attracted to femininity x

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>>68651246
>he doesn't know the difference between traps and shemales
traps are ALWAYS whitebois

ah yes, the canadian is the worst poster here

didn't see that coming

NEED a paraplegic gf

>>68651225
>australian consumer goods

Yeah, that's a good one m8

>>68651258
Maybe sometime we can get together, order up some pizzas, and have a wank party

>>68651296
silly aussie cunt

before they become shemales they are traps

you just don't notice them as much

>>68651237
I use Firefox on my main machine but I really like Opera

not like everything ins't a botnet anyways, I choose between a Google botnet with Chrome or a Chinese one with Opera

though I haven't tried Chromium yet so I might test that out.

>>68651303
Don't give a shit about Australian consumer goods, but I know some British lads will get their willies in a twist when everything they buy is from the US

>>68651296
This shit is what makes it hard to find good trap porn, fucking faggots.

>a tranny is literally prettier than either of the women I've fucked

what a strange world, lads

https://www.instagram.com/msblairewhite/

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currently having a nice poo adjusting my wallpaper on my machine that runs OSX

>>68651340
Blair White is not pretty in the slightest

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>>68651268
Mac owners are STATISTICALLY more likely to suck cocks

and Windows is for granmums and giganormies

>>68651330
>buying consumer goods
poorfag

>>68651316
>calls me silly
>is clueless himself
find me two (2) non-white traps

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>>68651249
>he doesn't have a thinkpad with Arch
>gaming on a laptop

>>68651340
I could never go out with a tranny, just knowing they've been mutilated down there makes me sick

>>68651340
"she" is only close to pretty when she's caked in makeup

I reckon I could have my mum in a fight.

Could have her for breakfast I don't doubt.

>>68651365

>video games

grow up mate

>>68651348
>Tor
hm yes
*calls mummy may*

>>68651355
>Windows is for granmums and giganormies
And people that like to play games on their PC

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>>68651349

There's no reason to lie on an anonymous image board

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>>68651365
>Arch

>>68651249
>implying you didn't buy an overpriced iToy in a vain attempt to fit in with the retarded normies

Business idea: steal my flatmates crisps

>>68651340
she's not that attractive

>>68651365
My T420 is running Void Linux. Really nice distribution.

>>68651409
Shall be investing in this

>>68651330
>everything they buy is from the US
Only retarded normies do this though because they are easily tricked by marketing

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68651405

cost me literally 220 british pound sterling and after having PCs and a winblows laptops my entire life is comfortably better than anything i've had before

>>68651422
>being this much of a hipster
just use xubuntu like everyone else you pleb

>>68651435
just going with the flow

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>>68651435
Just about to start a hate group
Want to join?

Pic related

>>68651443
>systemd
No thank you :)

people that play video games on a PC are likely lonely and virginal

consoles are for normies, but even thats still a bit childish

>>68651348
>crapple
>chrome
>skype
>vlc
>utorrent
>minecraft
the absolute STATE of you lad

Racist Gregg's

Is Assange Dead?

>he's attracted to traps
>but not women
need to create a new word for this type of sexuality lads

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>>68651443
>any Ubuntu/Debian variant

>>68651378
Yes, that was the point of the post, well done

>>68651402
t. ubuntu botnet

>>68651488
i find women intimidating

how come you hate normies but all want to have normie girls as your gf?

>>68651466
there's nothing wrong with systemd lad

99% of people will have the same functionality regardless of whether it comes in a single systemd package or not

you're not the 1%, stop being such a hippy

about fucking time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>68651475

genuinely only have it on here because my sister played it like twice

That's Acestream lad not vlc player lad

>>68651472
video games in general are super "normal" now including pc games.

people who get extremely stressed over people thinking they're a nerd for playing games are usually virgin autists.

desu though the only games I ever play are low key stuff, open source games, or shit from years ago.

>>68651511
You're generalising
I hate women

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>>68651511
secretly a normie i just put on a facade of being an autist to fit in

>>68651512
Fuck off Lennart

>>68651475
>chrome
>skype
>vlc
>utorrent

whats wrong with these? geniunely don't use my computer that often besides shitposting, so just got the basic things

>>68651511

as much as autists hate normies, they would do anything to become one

>>68651437
Finally something for the bender in you

>>68651511
women are a commodity

>>68651511
I dont really want a gf, cant imagine wasting my valuable time on someone else voluntarily

quite fancy a game of haxball.com to be honest lads

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>>68651502
I'm using OpenSUSE

Cat was snoring, how adorable.

>>68651532
me too. i quite often post about how pathetic and lonely I am even though I'm a turbo-normie

>>68651443
Manjaro master race

Fucking hell lads

Got so drunk last night i fell asleep with my glasses on in bed and broke them

>>68651551
>cant imagine wasting my valuable time on someone else voluntarily
>voluntarily wastes time on people in /brit/

RIP AND TEAR

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morning lads

>>68651574
11:55pm

Noam Chomsky is the biggest hack to ever gain prominence

Managed to get in the uni ping pong first team because there arent enough players everyone else is good and I'm shit lol

>>68651572
I enjoy the time I spend with you wankers and I hate socialising and going out

>>68651578
12:55 PM

I'm an hour ahead of you haha

do normal people have itchy dicks a lot?
not including people with STIs obviously

>yanks pronounce naughty like nahddy

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I think I'm the only one here who's a normie pretending to be autistic, rather than an autist pretending to be a normie

You arrive at the studio about an hour before your live on-air television interview. You're directed to the makeup room. In there, are two makeup artists free. One is a limpwristed male, the other is a female. Who do you select to do your makeup, and why?

>>68651594
Alri Chang

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Spent all day training for ping pong

>>68651613
limp-wristed male

lad seems like he knows what he's doing

>>68651537
>ultra botnet
>botnet
>generally crap video player
>ultra botnet

>>68651574
Rise and shine wage slave!!! Only 13 more hours until you're home from work!!

>>68651602
>I enjoy the time I spend with you wankers
maybe if you actually got a gf you'd find you enjoy the time you spend with her even more

I know I do

>>68651612
don't be daft lad

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>>68651625
nice face there ya poofta

>>68651625
want a body like scoob

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there's an entire culture of people on tumblr and reddit who non-ironically do heroin and glorify it like it's on the same tier as smoking fags

>>68651614
Unironically 0 (zero) chinks or asians on the team

Zoolander 2 was okay. Lots of random appearances

Haven't watched Zoolander 1 so I have no comparison

>>68651613
any guy working makeup probably knows what he is doing.
I'd trust a gay guy over a woman any day with style/design shit.

>>68651613
the limpwristed male

What do you call those side frenulum-like things in your mouth?
you have your main one above your front teeth but there's these ones on the side too that are like frenulums but not

>>68651612
ah yes how normie you must be posting that shite at 5am. fuck off you utter twat

>>68651648
shut it rippletits

>>68651554
Ok, I'll let you off with that then. Suse is breddy good

>>68651613
gaylads are good at that sort of stuff and females dont know what they or other people want

ah yes, frenulum-like things, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

>>68651650
Link us the Reddit community

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>>68651648
>>68651649

>>68651637

if you look at the image it's not VLC player, it's AceStream.

It's for playing torrent streams of the footie in HD

>>68651647
Ive already accepted that I'll never have a gf anyway tbf

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>he unironically thinks his computer hasn't been hacked already

>>68651670
I'm on my way to work mate. Don't tell me you sad cases have been on here all night?

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secretly don't want a gf and want a loving wife instead

not interested in sex at all unless it's to have kids either

Honestly struggle to find a reason against living a nihilistic hedonist life style

Not a fan of this everything is a botnet meme

>>68651713
What are you going to name your children?

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>>68651348
make your dock smaller, that's way too unnecessarily large

(I use a monitor and usually have spotify on this screen but it shows my full name so I minimised it)

>>68651698
oh right

then you'd probably be happier continuing to think the way you do

Business idea: use the shelling of surrendered rebels in Aleppo as a pretext for invading Syria with a NATO coalition force

>>68651537
Replace chrome, vlc and utorrent with firefox, MPC-HC and deluge. Don't know a replacement for skype because I don't use it

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>>68651674
only switched recently but I'm liking it a lot, I want something fairly stable and reliable but still with a lot of functionality and freedom.

I've tried several other distros before.

>>68651727
gonna name them really complicated traditional welsh names because >muh heritage

will be top banter

>>68651650
>there's an entire culture of people on tumblr and reddit
link?

>>68651730

i made it bigger for pic lad i have it on like 10% x

>>68651454
Haha. How's it flowing?

Haven't wanked in 2 days

Shan't be wanking tonight either

>>68651752
your docks tiny haha

>>68651736
I hope this happens after I leave the country
will be a good laugh seeing you mongs getting drafted.

>>68651741
firefucks doesn't have pepper lad

half the 'net still uses flash

Business idea: start a business based on betting whether I get trips

Having a think about all those shy qt girls who used to be into the same geeky stuff I was as a kid like runescape and how they've all grown up into bitter drug addicts, just think that maybe if I wasnt an autist I could have at least saved ome of them.

How many times have you been hatposted, lads? I've been through the hat twice.

>>68651751
>>68651686

https://www.reddit.com/r/Stims/ pills
https://www.reddit.com/r/opiates/ literal heroin worship

>>68650496
the day my bum went psycho

>>68651758
its foing well thanks

>>68651713
>get married
>relationship is starting to fall apart.

Man, it's not worth it, we were happier, or I was at least before the marriage, now all my wife does is bitch and moan and I'm slowly starting to hate the little traits she has too.

>tfw all I want is a son.

>>68651772
>The draft

Shan't be consenting to this

>>68651721
Most things are, especially yank things

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r8 my background lads

>>68651752
sure you did

pro tip: if you post pics on 4chan a lot, put the folder in your dock, makes it 1000x easier

I have a 4chan folder and screenshot folder down there for easy posting (drag and drop)

>>68651787
all the time

the anti-intellectualism on /brit/ is rampant

imagine actually taking drugs that are actually physically addictive

>>68651741
Jitsi is a really solid replacement for skype
its got end-to-end encryption and its free (as in freedom).

state of you runts 2bh

up at 5am on 4chan sm,h

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>>68651775
>STILL using flash
>2017

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>Shan't

>>68651767

haha like my willy what are like x

>>68651158

*Smells your desk*

>>68651732
I know what you're implying but I dont "get" the normie mindset either and I'm happy doing what im doing haha

shaking my, head

>>68651838
blame the internet, not me

wish they'd fucking get over ti as much as the next man

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>the anti-intellectualism on /brit/ is rampant

Imagine taking drugs to sedate you rather than increase your concentration or energy

>>68651823
Shan't be succumbing to that obvious hatbait.

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>>68651870

>>68651801
>men in a large building decide you need to go off to the desert and get your legs blow off/head cut off on live TV
>say no
>get locked in a grey box for the rest of your life.

>>68651850
>I dont "get" the normie mindset either and I'm happy doing what im doing haha
wasn't being sarcy lad

>>68651837

literally have a presentation due in the afternoon and a lesson at 9am and i'm still shitposting on here

>>68651772
>the draft

no such thing

>>68651609
Nah it's pronounced "naugh-dee"

"Naugh" as in naught

Just got here via the bicycle. I've chained it up at the door. Don't anyone go sniffing the seat while I'm in here, alright?

>>68651870
>tfw tthe only non-junkie at my work
wish these potheads would lay off the pot and do some work.