How does it to feel to insert your penis to snow?

>>68646929
Cold

>>68646929
Wet

it turns black and crumbles to dust

>>68646929
About the same as if you slid an ice cube up your cooter, Darlin'

It feels good and it feels like fuckin your ex

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it feels like im fukin ur mom

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>try fucking snow
>snow worms climb into urethra
>penis amputated
>$300k medical bill
>anally masturbate with ice cubes

>>68646929
it's ok but mostly for humor.
you need pretty hot stuff on your mind to actually cum in a snowman

>>68646929
Cold, although it really depends on the type of snow. It is actually not that easy as you tend to go limp and loss of sensation, both from prolonged exposure to the cold.

>>68647864
Underrated post

>>68649237
>medical bill