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'Faramir, you must let me go!' edition.
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OH YEAH MR CRABS
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>>68645517
is Frodo white ? he has curly black hair and /int/ told me that makes you a nigger
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we ain't had nothin but maggoty bread for
THREE
STINKIN
DAYS
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Might unironically order a fleshlight
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deeply depressed
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>>68645555
I am the only white person on int
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>>68645567
WHY DONT WE HAVE SOME MEAT
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STATE OOFFFFFFFFFFF
EMERGENCYYYYYY
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>>68645569
Getting one for Christmas x
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>>68645569
>>68645580
are brits always depressed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liCMDsjrCU8
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>Libya was a paradise
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>normie flat mate says Creep by Radiohead is her favourite song
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BOIL EM
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>>68645581
*moves in with you*
*eats all your food free of charge*
*complains constantly about the living conditions*
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>>68645599
chortling
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UNDER YO' SEXY BODY
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Ah yes balkanize Syria and most of the middle east, very good, very good. Certainly isn't divide and conquer and definitely won't make it easier for (((special interests))) to exploit them for oil.
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>>68645599
*chop* *chop* lol
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>>68645616
um ok

huvgr8 obhgty thy

AWOOOOOAWOOOOOAWWOOOOOO

*jumps into a grundon bin*
whats this haha

poo willy bum stink

AAAAAAAAH FUUUUCK H8YFBV 8YVBRYB GY
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>>68645620
Shoo shoo
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Support white genocide and reap what you've sown because shit like Cologne is something i can't condone
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TAKE NASTY CHIPS
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>>68645645
>powerlifting
what did he mean by this
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Ah yes unify the Shia crescent under Iran and most of the middle east under the Saudis, very good, very good. Certainly isn't dangerous and definitely won't cause a regional war
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WHERE'S MY COFFEE BOY
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>the guy singing Hip to be Square through his shitty microphone
Very nice
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>>68645694
Why do you care if they fight amongst themselves
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>have until sunday to get a fleshlight delivered while the house is empty
>earliest they can deliver is next wednesday
ah yes, very good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RSPRI2R3nY

Wow, really made me think.
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>>68645719
I don't, you're being memed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8j9DxlRyE
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>>68645580
same haha
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>>68645659
Bit racist
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>>68645599
>>68645707
>>68645737
>>68645752
lads I don't have time to watch all these videos which one do I go for?
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>>68645720
Haven't you a pair of hands what do you need a fleshlight for
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>>68645707
best one
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>>68645737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZgUV0l0F-8
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ready for the normie holocaust
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asian housemate is being loud again lads
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Just end it all now lads
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You wonder what his name is... where he came from. And if he was really evil at heart. What lies or threats led him on this long march from home. If he would not rather have stayed there... in peace.
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so-called commercial crisis
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OH MARGE IS ILL I'M AFRAID
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what's with these daily threads trying to define western, central and eastern europe

is this what continentals do in their spare time?
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>>68645847
think we'll start with you tbqh
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>>68645707
>chop.... chop.... chop...
lmao
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>>68645850
>>68645851
>>68645891
>>68645911
>>68645918
>>68645919
snap
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>>68645813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1IFYrtd5vI
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>>68645919
""central"" europeans are autistic
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>>68645968
>>68645939
>>68645919
>>68645918
>>68645911
>>68645891
>>68645851
>>68645850
>>68645847
lads I don't have time to read all these posts which one do I go for?
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Why not just divide it into Germanic, Latin and Slavic Europe?
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@010
this one
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>everyone get in a circle it's time to play never have I ever
>you go first anon, no you can't pass!
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never have i ever wanted to play this shit fuck off normies
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>>68646010
all me

>>68645944
all me

>>68645813
all me
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>>68646010
All me
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just sent princess chelsea 4000 pounds
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Wow, Arnie's wife's son makes my willy think.
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*walks toward you at an accelerating pace*
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Pondering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX-i11IGj5w
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>>68646069
could physically and mentally heem the living Christ out of him
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>>68646081
You mean the Holy Ghost
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>>68646074
*accelerates towards you*
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have not read a single post in this thread
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just fucking ordered it lads
absolute STATE of me
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>>68646081
>>68646096
don't exist
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>>68646101
*notices the white of your eyes and shoots at you*
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>>68645569
>>68646105
sort yourself out mate
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>>68646114
If you reply to me, I win
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>>68646069
how about now?
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Have not even LOOKED at this thread, I've gotten someone else to make this post for me

So I haven't seen a pixel, not s word, not even a glimpse of this thread
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Me on the left. :(
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Might go to the cinema on my own tomorrow
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>>68646105
pics
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>>68646163
What film you watching
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>>68646163
I'll come
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>>68646146
A bit unfair with that pic.
Still'd've one.
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>>68646163
do you not have NSP in britain?
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>>68646146
Pleb
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>>68646188
>>68646193
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5311514/
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Going to have to ask the lot of you to stop using gendered pronouns and instead refer to each other as "ze"

Don't want to upset poleaboo
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>>68646238
couldn't we just use they why ze
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>>68646222
I know you are I said you are so what am I.
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>>68646224
Neck yourself on the way home
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>>>/tv/77265505
>>>/tv/77265505
>>>/tv/77265505
>>>/tv/77265505

NEW
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>>68646238
yes sir
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>>68646037
I usually just go for dark shit like

>never have I ever been knocked out by a family member
>never have i ever been permanently scarred by a family member
>never have I ever had my life threatened by a family member

Shuts the normie cunts with their bullshit drunk stories right the fuck up
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>runescape down in Australia

ah yes
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>>68646287
It's "zir" actually
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>>68646224
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>>68646297
>still going on runescape
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What did he mean by this?
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>>68646224
it's a comfy film :) made me feel all nice and warm on the inside
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>>68646314
every day since i was 10
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>>68646295
t. autistic virgin
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>>68646337
HOWEVER
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>>68646314
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>OMG I can't believe you invited him
>I'm so sorry, he said he wasn't doing anything on New Years and I regret it so much
>just make sure all the girls stay away from him at midnight
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>>68646338
You can neck yourself and all
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>>68646283
wrong time of day for this
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>>68646337
J.K. Rowling wishes the critics would eat their words about the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, but it won't happen. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
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Been asked to “Critically evaluate the statement that different jobs need different selection procedures to ensure that organizations get the best employees”

First off, literally no sane person will argue against that so it's impossible to critically evaluate it.

Secondly, I can't find a single book that puts selection process techniques into the context of an actual organisation.
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>>68646402
>tfw a werewolf
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>>68646037
>first game of never have I ever at uni
>hot girl says alright, lets separate the men from the boys
>never have I ever had sex
>everybody but me drinks
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>>68646402
Tell me about yanks, why do they use the red cups
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>>68646413
Shan't be allowing one pixel of this post to enter my vision
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gf said she is going to cuck and it will be hot, thank I'm hungry.
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>>68646441
Lie you utter prat
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>>68646476
I'd already told a few of them and I think they told her because she was looking right at me when she said it.

Lying would have looked worse, just had to pretend i didn't care.
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>>68646443
Because they're cheap and no one cares otherwise at those parties...
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never have I ever samefagged
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How's your footy manager save going then lads
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keg beer is shit
i just bring liquor
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might watch Angry Boys
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>>68646501
Do you not have clear cups? Why red? Seems a tad communist lad
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>>68646512
*doesn't drink*
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>>68646519
haven't played it in a while but I imagine they've played on without me and are doing quite well
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>>68646519
nearly s-ranked sonic and all stars racing transformed with him my first playthrough
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>>68646441
loads of people were virgins when I did it on the first day of halls. A lot were girls too and decent looking lol
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you lot are especially incoherent today
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>>68646441
hahaha you loser

i'd do the same
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>>68646545
Waiting for the child abuse claims to come out for that bloke 2bh
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NEW AIU IS OUT LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7--KhJDPYA
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>>68646593
Chris Lilley?
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>Atheism-Is-Unstoppable
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>>68646612
EXCEPTIONAL post
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>>68646476
this
I told the first girl I rode that I had 2 partners before her
she was in for a shock when I came in 2 minutes haha
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king's cup > never have i ever > beer pong > flip cup
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>>68646564
Literally none were in my halls

Fucking hell
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students out
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>>68646630
am a death grip wanker so only my second time i lasted really long and she was super impressed
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heard of a game

a guy is blindfolded and a girl comes up and kisses him on his hand. another girl comes up and kisses him on the cheek. then another girl comes up and spits on his face

truly fascinating what I missed out on when I was younger
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never have i ever... kissed a boy
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NEED a witch gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsSUny1Kgh8
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favourite drinking game is sculling every time I realise how miserable I am
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why do you all bully canada? it's a bit rude tbqh
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>>68646670
bigot
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>>68646631
Horse racing is best
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why were there atheists before evolution was figured out?
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Wish there were a BIT more gay guys t b h. I mean, never organically met a gay guy. Would be nice to kind of just fall in love with someone and they actually loved you back.
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>>68646725
Stop being gay
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>>68646688
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>>68646389
i'll fuck you up no joke
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am the son and heir
ohh of nothing in particular
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>>68646612
Atheism is the fastest declining religion on earth
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>>68646669
how is that a game
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>>68646670
When I used to drink it happened a lot. cringe thinking back at it
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>>68646725
you might have met a gay before and he didnt tell you, not all of them talk gay
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wtf is this bleepy shite play Creep lol
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the mum's in a bitchy mood today lads
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>>68646740
Umm no thanks sweetie.
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>>68646755
dunno I've never played it
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>tfw impressing normies with your hard liquor drinking skills
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might not do a wank lads
might just listen to grime instead
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>>68645569

Threw mine away after a while 2bh. At least get a Bad Dragon for the novelty lmao
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>>68646804

fuck off alcoholic
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how far can a dog walk into a forest?

halfway then it starts running out
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>>68646766
>you might have met a gay before and he didnt tell you, not all of them talk gay
Yes, I am very aware. I met amongst colleagues, uni people, or friends.
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>>68646725
A lot of them have come onto me and one really fancied me I'm pretty sure. Fuck knows why I'm not that much of a twink and i'm 6'3
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>>68646755
It's probably more symbolic
some message about women behind it
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>>68646825
going to delete this post because I fuckef it up
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>>68645569

nah don't
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>>68646834
>Fuck knows why I'm not that much of a twink
You bought into the (((twink))) meme? If you're attractive, it is obvious why.
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did you go to lectures?
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>>68642788
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>>68645569
Imagine if you bring a girl over and she sees it lol screaming
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If I drowned a dog in a river and nobody see it is it still dead?
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>>68646891
>Imagine if you bring a girl over
howling
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>>68646834

why do you think they fancied you?
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>>68646887
don't worry lad I got you x
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>>68646886
did you kill yourself faggot?
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>>68646886
well aren't you an arrogant little student
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>>68646886
sometimes
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>>68646804
>chug a 100ml bottle of 89% absinthe just to impress people
lmao people just look at the %, it's like drinking 3-4 large beers
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do pakis do well in school in the UK?
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nonstop diarrhea after eating at a chink restaurant lads
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>>68646887
shant be opening a single hyperlink
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will balkanise my ballsack when my steak knife is done in the dishwasher
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>>68646969
It's not
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>>68646887
alri
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big up jack wilkinson on the cam
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>>68646883
Have no idea. Think they liked my height or some shit and I talk a lot
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>>68646971
its called a curryhouse you fucking yank
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>You got it Boss Hogs!

Best episode yet?
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>>68647004
it is
t. alchoholic, but only every other weekend
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>>68647035
except it didn't serve curry my memefriend
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>>68646887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Tg_6pR060

why is icelanding music so comfy
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>>68647007
STILL dont get this meme
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>>68647035
t. Del Boy
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looking forward to the upcoming maths battle between the icelander and the paddy
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>>68647065
doesn't matter
getting a curry = getting chinese food
in the uk it means getting an indian I think
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>>68647092
shut up you irish fuckwit before i shut you up
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>>68647082
I'd rather a bare knuckle boxing match
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Imagine being simple minded enough to become an alcoholic

lmao
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>>68647123
coffee addiction haha
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ugh
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>>68647074
Because you are fag that likes indie music?

note: I am aware of how unnecessarily aggressive I am
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500mg of paracetamol straight up the jacksie lads x
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>>68646907
>>68647033
Confidence*
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>>68647136
>addiction
not real
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>believing in addiction
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>>68647152
02:40:25
>>68647153
02:40:24

w e w
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>>68647153
>>68647153
Why do people think he is some sort of great thinker? Literally just a journo that wrote books nobody read
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>A new development in the Boyne Highlands fire. Deputies arrested a Petoskey man.

>He's accused of spraying a security guard with a fire extinguisher while the resort's main lodge was on fire. Court documents show David Soltysiak was not helping anyone or trying to put out the fire, but walking away with a fire extinguisher in his hand.

>A security guard told Soltysiak to put it down. Instead, he says the man sprayed the extinguisher at him, bringing the guard to his knees.

>This is all while the fire continued to burn.
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off to the dream world you lads want anyone?
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stop time traveling
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JUST got off a week ban for pretending to be the j man in an off hand comment
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>>68647193
chad ian bf.
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>>68646402
why are humans like this? pack mentality is very saddening :(
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>>68647218
feel when not park of the pack
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>>68647193
note: fall asleep with snus in your lip and the nikki cousing will make you dream really trippy shit
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>>68647193
chad bf to pound me
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>>68647185
have you read his books? They're good
and hes very articulate + says viewpoints nobody else will
You're just so contrarian that you cant even like what 4chan likes (which is already a website of contrarians)
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>>68647193
quit stealing my petrol noonga
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>>68647193
polish gf
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Janny here, don't impersonate me or I'll delete every thread before it is even conceived in your feeble mind
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>>68647263
come on lad you just got unbanned
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Ah yes, open borders is a good thing.
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>>68647263
unless theres a nu-jan hes never here this late
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*wishes you a Merry Christmas*
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>>68647249
Yeah read the cameron delusion and it was crap

I'm not a contrarian because I hold the viewpoint the majority of people hold, just because that's the opposite of the 4chan view doesn't make it contrarian
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http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1481766168315.webm
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>>68647294
brain blast
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>>68647282
This is toxic masculinity not open borders

Stop masculinity and you stop violence it's simple as that
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>>68647294
he has a gf
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>>68647273
I cannot be banned, I am the janny
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>>68647294
what the fuck even is that beard

utter runt
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>>68647293
i read the abolition of Britain which was good
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>>68647282
clearly staged by racists
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>>68647294
I thought that lad was Mormon?

Must just be part of his e-begging schtick
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>>68647312
this is a product of their shithole countries
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>>68647294
why is he a meme
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Borders are artificial lines drawn in the sand by faceless pencil pushers
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>>68647312
this but unironically
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>>68647234
gets me every time
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apparently feudalism never existed

although it was a female historian who came up with that idea so I'm not sure
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>>68647312
>see this in an icelandic politics discussion group on fb
>comments are
>50% whataboutism
>50% gas the muslims race war now
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>>68647337
Racist much?
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>>68647315
>took a picture with a girl
>must be his gf
hello virgin
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>>68647343
*has a brain blast*
>>
Why are guys so hot?
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>>68647362
Swear these so called historians are just making things up to justify their jobs desu
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>>68647282
good lad, remembering not to litter
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>>68647372
if we don't import these stone age degenerates then we don't get these problems
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>>68647343
Can't imagine living in a ""country"" that has to share landborders with another country
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>>68647379
No he legitimately does they have a GoFundMe page to pay for her dental work

Apparently she has something like 16 cavities
>>
>listening to debate on irish tv about taking in migrants
>liam cunnignham (ser davos from GOT) arguing to take them in
>someone from the audience mentions cologne sexual assaults
>liam "You mean Alleged assaults"

what the fuck is wrong with actors
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>when they call life a temporary problem
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>>68647372
Yeah, got a problem with that, nigger?
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>>68647394
global warming
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Guess the population of my town lads
Note: its a bit larger today
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Can't imagine living on a ""planet"" that has to share the same sun with another planet
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>>68647412
Wow

Just wow...

I literally can't even right now
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>>68647419
fuck sake lad don't ruin this for mean liam seems like an alright bloke
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>>68647379
>Virgin

I could easily fuck your gf or bf, or oneitis. I'm not kidding, this isn't funny, I'm dead fucking serious. She would be interested in me from the second she saw me. I've had sex with 25+ women, of all ages, all races, and have passionately kissed 112 of them, but also have spent most of my adult life in long term relationships. I've taken at least three virginities.

At any time right now, if I leave my current girlfriend (even though she's one in a 100 million), there's a score of girls wanting to just be AROUND me. Their ages range from 18 through to 40's. I'm 25.

I know how peoplework. I know how they act when they are turned on. Your girl would involuntarily open her mouth and start drooling like the fucking mutt she is around me.

Shes another random woman, that would need my cock at some point. This isn't pasta, this isn't a joke. Fuck off
>>
>Virginia

fuck
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>>68647416
ok so either she's butt ugly when she opens her mouth or she's using him for dental bills while she fucks someone who doesn't look like jimmy neutron
>>
gf asked me to perform cunnilingus so i put my ball inside her
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>>68647427
Edgy
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>>68647394
Am I cute?
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Just watched the following on Netflix:

The Barkley marathons

Battle royale

First series of people just do nothing

Fittest on earth

Would recommend them all, but especially Barkley marathons which was great
>>
>>68647433
must be dire living there

are there any clubs or anything?
>>
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-12-14/u-k-4g-coverage-worse-than-peru-hurting-growth-ministers-told?
>>
Don't think so.
>>
>>68647471
has there been any originals since the nigger one?
>>
>yank pasta hours
If I see any more stale yank pasta shit I will cross the Atlantic into your backwards flyover state, find you and turn you spine into a flump
>>
>>68647485
ye boii
amour
götubarinn
pósthús barinn
>>
not reading this post. not even gonna @ you
>>
>>68647471
bit of a straw man argument there

I can't stand self-described "socialist" apple runts, you easily could have not bought their product
>>
Why is life so grim lads

If you're not intelligent, competent and hard working, then you're stuck on a life of 20k/30k/40k
>>
>>68647471
Can't imagine what sort of runt would think these are equal things worthy of drawing
>>
>>68647503
hmmmmmmmmmm

aaaaaaaah yes

the so-called "iceland"

tell me, my oily friend

why is it called iceland if there is no ice?

should be called volcanoland
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>tfw you will never know happiness
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don't be racist
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>>68647453
Sorry virgin but she's fit and this may boggle your mind but girls aren't driven solely by looks in a relationship and are in fact much less visually oriented than men are
>>
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>>68647496
>flyover state
umm think again
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>>68647419
>>68647440
This shit pisses me off. I'm perfectly capable of watching a show when actors have different political opinions to me but when they go out of their way every day to spout propaganda I can't help but think ill of them when I'm watching something and it ruins any immersion from them being a good actor.
>>
Far right:
>Women are liars who lie about getting raped frequently for their own gain
When migrants are accused:
>Their accounts of what happened are 100% true, how dare these subhumans defile OUR women!!
>>
>>68647545
haha those silly belgians
>>
>>68647503
>>68647485
note: getting drunk on moonshine and viking classic in the country side is still more fun
>>
>>68647496
>Pasta

no hunny
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>>68647570
creasing
>>
>>68647558
wasn't just talking about him in game of thrones, in general he just seems alright, didn't think he was one to go into politics
>>
holy SHIT lads
just came from a hypnosis
didn't even touch my willy
>>
>>68647562
'sheed
>>
>>68647556
The entirety of your """""country"""" is a flyover state you blathering fool
>>
>>68647440
he was an absolute cunt
>"The reason you dont want them is because you're racist! Simple as!"
>"There is no 'we cant take them' They are us"
>someone brings up the fact that they need to send the migrants in Germany to classes about how to properly treat women
>"THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE. YOU'RE GENERALISING AN ENTIRE PEOPLE"

not even paraphrasing
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>>68647576
WE

WUZ

VIKANGZ
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>>68647539
>no ice
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>yes, I support based Assad

Literally on the level of twitter commies, neck yourselves
>>
im an anglo-frisian and am in no part celt
only fellow anglo-frisians (anglo-saxons also) my reply to this post
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>>68647562
Only people that say the first one are fedoras on Reddit

Second one is just something people say so it's socially acceptable to be racist around normies

The reality is we don't care if they commit crimes or not we want them out the country regardless
>>
Reminder that limp wristed yanks crave big strong brits to lead them
>>
>>68647611
fuck off
>>
>>68647548
you boggled me
>>
>>68647617
what about anglo-australians
>>
>job interview with an oxford uni think tank at uni on thursday
>sign on date on thursday

>email job center that i have to travel to oxford and prepare for this interview
>job center says i still have to come in because the sign in is 3 hours before.
>>
>>68647593
tru
note: Egill Skallagrímsson is my direct ancestor
>>
>>68647611
I support everyone involved 2bh
>>
>>68647419
Why yes I often have my opinion changed by dancing monkeys
>>
need to shave lads

the so called beard grows like shaggys
>>
>>68647599
that is snow my oily friend
>>
>>68647562
most of the far right dont call women liars, thats mra's
they say they're naive and shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>
>>68647625
how do i know you're not a celtish australian?
>>
Communism set back humanity about 200 years
>>
>>68647657
>>68647657
>>68647657
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>>68647617
my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandfather did your greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandmother in the bum lol x
>>
someone make a new thread
>>
>>68647644
same here. it's really upsetting
>>
>yes, I do need water otherwise I will die

Literally on the level of pakistani Twitter socialist paedo rapista, neck yourselves
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>>68647635
>ISIS are involved
>>
favourite type of strawman has to be the one where you pretend your opponent is one person then you point out when members of that group have disagreed with eachother as an example of hypocrisy.
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>>68647585
?
>>
>>68647340
blazebraham lincoln i reckon lmao
>>
>>68647647
Does vatnajökull count
note: largest glacier in Europe
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hmmm
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