/brit/

cara

dead inside
but i still smile

cara

gf's gonna freak when she smells i've been eating mackarel :(

araca

>not sure if i want to be the gf

euuugh

what did you lads do for you lunch when you went to school?

in year 7 and part of year 8 i used to stay in school and mostly skip dinners or occasionally eat in the dining hall

then part way through year 8 i got a lunch pass so i could leave the school premises for lunch hour and went to the chippy daily

>>68640430
Don't worry mate, wanting to be the little girl is very 4chan

>>68640471
*with

looool

>>68640464
go home

>>68640464
primary school
>cheese sandy
>wotsits
>cheestring
>yogurt

year 7 and 8
>school food
year 9 10
don't really remember
year 11
chippy daily

for when I do kill myself, is there a tool that can encrypt an entire hard drive?
I'd rather people not know what my thoughts were, and I don't know if I'm going to improvise my suicide, so it's nice to have a safety net

>>68640464
in year 7 and 8 i went to the IT rooms and fucked around on the computers when they all had like windows 95 or some shit

year 9, 10 and 11 i went on the field and mostly stood around talking with mates, sometimes played footy

we werent allowed to leave the school premises in secondary

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hello lads Peter Barakan here. ama.

>>68640542
just magnet the whole thing dummy

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

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anime kino

>>68640567
begin japanology is essential comfycore

commence wanking

>>68640539
>>68640464
ahahaha misread this post alot

reception to year 11 eat food and pissabout with friends
year 12 go around with my friends and smoke drugs or get up to shenanigans
year 13 read alone in the library.

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https://youtu.be/GcREx-00pWM
mad mad mad MWAD

>>68640414
the fuck is going on here lad

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cant imagine not living in a major city

>>68640638
need to visit chicago and boston

>>68640575
I can't do that when I'm dead dipshit
did you even read my post?

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me holding the sign

>>68640647
Fuck off we're full

>the illinois runt is here

arguably the worst /brit/-yank

>21 free days a year

modern life is slavery

https://youtu.be/9jsxXEaJZ6Q?t=28s

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it didnt come

i feel so hearthbroken right now

why can they just toy with my emotions like this

ITS NOT FAIR

>>68640671
Is that autismo Yank?

>>68640651
no, nor this one

>>68640707
how the absolute fuck does it take a literal month for headphones to be delivered?

>>68640652
cant believe this kind of stuff

If You Would Shout McDonalds At The Screen, Now Is The Time

>>68640690
i get 25 days leave + the 8 bank holidays

a far cry from neetdom but it's better than what most people get

>>68640652
wow, really got the brain in gear

>>68640652
>children's books/movies
>reality

>>68640638
can't imagine not living in the country (actually I can cause I lived in Manhattan for 5 years but have since moved to bumfuck nowhere and I much prefer it desu I can play music as loud as I want whenever I want, I shoot guns off my back porch, I can have bonfires, go hunting and fishing and off-roading all right here, etc)

>ask girl on tinder what she's up to at uni
>she replies promptly the she also does IT
>ask whether it's the same, less-common area I'm in
>no reply

>ask girl on tinder what music she's into
>replies with a few genres
>oh I love X,Y and Z too
>she asks what artists I like
>A, B and C
>oh cool I like them too
>ask her what a few of her favourites are
>no reply

Bit tempted to just say 'fuck it' to asking about anything at all except sex if they keep acting like this

>>68640736
political correctness gone mad

>>68640707
>an entire fucking month

Fuck me it took less than that for my medication to get to me from Europe to Aus and that got searched and tested by customs.

>>68640716
well to be fair lad, you're all on the spectrum haha xx

really need a weewee

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>>68640596
just watched the dashi one. very comfy.

know all about kombo, katsuobushi and honkarebushi now

>>68640736
it's coming from japan but still I think it got """"lost"""" somewhere, Someone is probably enjoying their new pair of earphones at this moment

>>68640637
Some mental tried to attack a cop and the woman tried to shoot him down, missed, hit his leg, got hailed a hero for not being a mean yank

>>68640738
non-slavery = several 2 months holidays in a year

>>68640768
the IT one is whatever but the second one is boring as hell

>>68640768
reckon i've made the same mistake

girls say they don't like being accosted for sex on tinder, but if you try to have a normal human conversation they'll get bored and move onto the next chump it seems.

>>68640414
mounting evidence that all canadians look like fags

>>68640782
Haha :(

>>68640647
good taste lad

>>68640637
Some hothead in Vancouver got shot while in a mcdonalds parking lot while a concerned dog watched.

>>68640809
you can get your money back if it never got to you

>go to the doctor because I want to determine whether I'm actually depressed or not
>see a psych for 7 weekly sessions
>"well anon I don't think you're depressed, maybe 'depressive' and slightly on the autism spectrum but that's about it"

>'One billion' affected by Yahoo hack

A billion people use yahoo?

bare babestation boobs

>>68640809
Amazon are great with that if they did contact support and they'll get one shipped quickly and also say you NEEDED it before xmas and if they cannot guarantee it before xmas tell them you demand compensation and you'll usually get £10+ refunded in the form of an amazon voucher.

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>>68640882

>>68640768
you sound like a runt if the first thing you're asking a girl is what her favourite fucking songs are

jesus

>>68640872
Great news dude, at least you have a diagnosis now and can go from there

>>68640826
>oh no he asked one boring question in the middle of this conversation after I asked him the _exact same question_, I better just give it up there

>>68640910
how old is this lad? he looks 13-14

>>68640910
ah is it autistic food reviewer debate hours?

>>68640910
pengest munch is a normie/reddit meme now

>>68640881
It's popular in the Third World

>>68640866
>>68640885
thanks Ill give it one more day and then ill contact support and start MAKING DEMANDS

>>68640928
23

>>68640912
The very first thing I asked was about the obscure song linked on her profile and where she found it, went from there

>>68640910
stop perpetuating this le funny reddit nigger meme

>>68640872
if it makes you feel better, everyone is on the spectrum just most people are on the really low end

>>68640866
anyone ever use this loophole to get free orders

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>pengest munch is a normie/reddit meme now

>>68640881
>le bbc breaking news masterrace man

>>68640881
Sky e-mail uses Yahoo IIRC

>>68640915
>you're not depressed you're just """""depressive"""""

>>68640942
I once got £5 voucher because a <£10 item didn't come next day (or even the day after that it was TWO days late) with my prime account and I had really needed it for a job I ended up having to postpone

>>68640976
I think there was some lad here who did something similar and got loads of free stuff

>>68640926
you have to remember any girl above 5/10 gets more messages than they can reply to
if you can't maintain her attention you're fucked

>>68640961
Stop being le edge lord

Imagine having to feign interest in another persons interests on a daily basis

>>68640937
It always was you filthy nigger it was on Facebook DAY ONE.

>>68641022
Figure I might pull out of this seller's market

Is windows defender decent? Can't be asked to find the right board to ask 2bh

I was right, it is autistic food reviewer debate hours

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Chuckled

>>68641058
Hasn't let me down yet

>>68641062
The only autists are the ones who can't handle the fact that a black man is more entertaining that some runtish white boy living in the 1930s

>>68641032
i have to do this whenever the black girls at work are telling me something


literally do not care about their problems at all but you have to nod and smile and laugh and perk your eyes up so they dont think you hate them but on the inside you do hate them.... a lot...

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>why yes of course Timothy James Byrne is a normal, functioning member of society.
>of course he shouldn't be sectioned! Don't be ridiculous.

the STATE of runt defenders

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big day of drugs tomorrow lads

>>68641058
yeh does the job. that plus common sense.

>>68641102
I really don't care mate

>>68641086
nice. Quick scans reliable or should I go deeper than that?

>>68641116
degen

*hits you on the head with my lacrosse stick*

I HATE you!

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>literally do not care about their problems at all but you have to nod and smile and laugh and perk your eyes up so they dont think you hate them but on the inside you do hate them.... a lot...

>>68641005
>go to doctor to see if you're actually ill
>want a diagnosis
>don't get it
>keep complaining because you REALLY want to be able to tell people you're depressed and not just a little sad
>too autistic to pull off a lie

Kill yourself faggot it's the only way I'll know you're actually depressed and not a little pussy. Depression is a real and horrible illness, it drives people into spirals of self destruction and suicide and I've watched people go through it, it's horrible. You're clearly not depressed, you are the reason so many people think depressed means being a bit sad for a while.

>>68641017
>£

F O P
O
P

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fucking help me

having some spiced apple cider (non-alcoholic) lads

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watching pornography

>>68641127
Depends on how often you scan your crap and what you download off the 'net

>>68640671
Theres 3 illinois ones desu. Does he have a flag?

>>68641179
It's broken

>>68641179
Think he's only doing it to make money 2bh

>>68641182
>cider
>non-alcoholic

wat

>>68641205
More Yank memes

>>68641116
>tfw hardly ever get on it now I've graduated
really miss a good night out on the dizzle tbqh

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how old is tim?

>>68641163
Mate I don't want to be depressed or talk to people I know about it, it's just confusing wording

>>68641205
you can get it

it's like non-alcoholic beer

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NEED a mene gf

>>68641204
I think he fucking hates his brother for leaving him and his family in a literal African slum while he was PRESIDENT OF THE USA. I think anything that can piss off Barack will bring Malik joy and if it keeps him in the public eye and gets him some paid interviews and appearances that's great too.

>>68641250
Isn't it just apple juice then

>>68641195
Nothing really. Used to visit dodgy stream websites on letmewatchthis, putlocker and use acestreams

>>68641265
^

You're a colossal fatass

>>68641239
Think he was born in '65 or around about

>>68641267
Run a full and see what comes up and the do quicks every month if you're clean

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>>68641255
finns are weird

I was upset you see, almost all the time

You used to be a stranger, now you are mine

>>68641265
does beer taste anything like apple juice?

it's meant to imitate the taste and look, not just the look.

>>68641298
>map doesnt include izhorians

Two years ago I cut myself off from my family and haven't spoke to them or seen them since.

Got a phone call today and my dad has died. They want to see me but I think it's too long down the line to connect with them again.

Don't know how to feel.

>>68641298
Yeah it's weird how they don't speak an Indo-Euro language

It's kinda cool tho

choo choo!

The plan: Get another year's experience under my belt and apply next time for the diplomatic service

>>68641256
Think you need to do a read of the Obama family lad
He's got a degree, he's got dual citizenship with the U.S., he chooses to say in Kenya.

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>>68641281

You lads like It's Always Sunny?

>>68641179
This has to be a bot, half of it is incoherent /pol/ gibberish that seems to have been regurgitated

>>68641058
It doesn't defend against Microshit's spying and data collection

Install gentoo

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really want to have sex

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>>68641074
Nice

>>68641328
>Two years ago I cut myself off from my family
why?

been disowned myself after years of abuse so I'd say fuck 'em but I have no idea why you cut yourself off.

>>68641328
he's your dad ffs even if you don't like him just show up at the funeral

The Plan: Start going to lunches with the colleagues where I can chat up one of the girls there and hopefully land a gf

get on the disco choo choo

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>>68641367
HOT ONE TODAY

>>68641367
used to

>>68641367

No

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>>68641380
Its just FB memes

>>68641367
Na

>>68641388
small boobs are better imho

>>68641328
jesus

They assassinated Jo Cox

why not just assassinate Assad too?

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>it's always sunny isn't good

SITTING ON THE KERB AND IT'S HOT TONIGHT

got called a wankstain in my lucid dream

>>68641441
batty boy found

> Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer led illegal purge of male workers

hmm I wonder if this is responsible for the failure of her company

>>68641458
because they didn't assassinate Joe cocks

>>68641441
Good lad
Can NOT understand the fascination people have with big tits that hang lower than your balls

>>68641388
girl fannies smell

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>>68641474

every time I think of those kids it gets me mad

*tears roll down my cheek*

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>>68641495

>>68641480
t. loves granny fannies

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>>68641320
>izhorians

>>68641495
i love sara

>>68641394
It wasn't that I didn't like them. I just felt ashamed because I'm an utter fucking waster so pushed them away

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>>68641441

acceptable post

>>68641404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4

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>im not from yorkshire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dErAMZRCFJc

Greatest

>>68641493

what about boy fannies

Yorkshire is grim af

just imagined not being from Surrey and creased.

>>68641350
I think you need to read non-liberal propaganda but the last man who wrote a book that talked, in part, about Malik's actually history with Barack got put in jail for nearly a year and spent another locked in a halfway house while the 2012 election happened.

>>68641495
https://twitter.com/Sara_Davidson
>This account's Tweets are protected.

>Only confirmed followers have access to @sara_davidson's Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.
ffs she was the best commiefu

I have no heir...

what happens to severely disabled people who reach adulthood and their parents die?

Don't see why Assad is such a bad guy?

boys do NOT have fannies ;(
(fairly sure)

COME ON LADIES

COME ON LADIES

[spoiler]ONE POUND FISH[/spoiler]

when i was about 10 or 11 a girl online who was about 16 or 17 sent me pictures of herself in her underwear

in retrospect she did something highly illegal 2bh

she was kind of pretty though....

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>Surrey

So sick of hustlas takin advantage of me. Time to settle down n find a REAL man to take care of me an my son

>>68641572
what did you crease?

>>68641565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6FjSp6oFXg

Prez T is the best

>>68641611
nonce

>>68641590
*takes the plastic bag off your head*

better?

>>68641441
based
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b8b0d21e211&t=183

business idea: soph aspin sends for sara

>>68641495
>wanking isn't a hobby
state of this normie cunt

Alright lads I came up with a joke on the walk to the bus

There's a billboard with a 'Jesus-flavoured' softdrink on it
Pastor walks by and looks up, shaking his head disapprovingly as he mutters
"Jesus Schweppe'd"

>>68641574
You are literally insane
Malik's talked about his history with Barack in the past, they were best men at each others weddings. They seemed to have perfectly fine relations and it's only recently (after Barack is retiring) he's started this whole "le i am obamas brother but i dont support him" meme

He's doing it for the money lad

not to worry. got me mum's birthday sorted

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>watching pornhub videos with less than 80% rating
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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Yahoo has said more than one billion user accounts may have been affected in a hacking attack dating back to 2013.

>>68641645
fund it

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blackpool grime medier

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>23
>finally lose my virginity to a fairly nice girl
>thought this would make me happier, more confident, and would change my perspective of the world for the better
>...
>feel even worse now and I've become even more misanthropic

I don't understand...

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learning to drive and feeling normie

>>68641707
>""""""""""Yahoo accounts""""""""""

Wow I better post about this on my Bebo

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>>68641572
>Yorkshire is grim af
Spotted one of those London pakis, lads.

>>68641698
>they were best men at each others weddings

That was the 80s lad read a fucking book

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>misanthropic

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>>68641705
>feet videos have 100% ratings because only footfags watch them

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need a 18-25 yo deprived gf to impregnate

>>68641736
You're an idiot

Losing your virginity does not automatically make you a normie, it just removes one of the man, many issues that made you the autistic fuck you are today

>>68641572
Imagine being this much of a paki

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if you don't think these are the shit you're literally fedora af

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>misanthropic

>>68641769
race traitor get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>68640768
girls don't like talking on messengers at all with guys they don't know. you say just enough to convince them you're not a serial killer then you ask them to meet up.

even girls who like you will be like "oh fucking really" if you keep chatting and ask some dumb shit you could easily ask and have fun with in person

>>68641773
Choco isn't too good for you lad

How many more companies does Murdoch need to buy before he own all the media

>>68641751
not if i get their first people will use their daily heart on ME

hahahaha

>>68641773
where can I buy just the cream? don't link that italian site because they don't sell

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>>68641742
i passed my driving test 8 years ago

1758
>80s
alri enough (You)s for (You)

is anything even left of aleppo or homs

>>68641814
age?

>>68641773
way too expensive

composing a choccy bar power ranking lads

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>>68641742
good lid

>>68641826
26

REALLY need a virtual stay at home gf

https://youtu.be/nkcKaNqfykg

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Need an aussie tart to slap me about

>>68641821
who cares at this point. the ultimate goal it to oust the jihadists.

>>68641814
>>68641742
>tfw i was a nervous twat who took it 4-5 times before passing
>can now do it with my eyes closed, no hands 85mph

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

law is such an expensive and difficult career choice

>>68641572
Live in surrey, have lived in Yorkshire
Unironically some parts of Yorkshire are as good or as my part of Surrey (elmbridge), which is the nicest part of Surrey.
I lived in the howardian hills - was lovely- very beautiful, Harrogate was also very nice.

>>68641841
they're like 80p you povvo cunt

>>68641869
I've never seen something more pathetic

>>68641885
they really aren't

>>68641796
It's like five messages in, where's the tolerance?

Can't be that much to ask to exchange a few opinions about something before talking about where to go out

>>68641880
don't most just end up as paralegals doing routine admin for 15kpa

>>68641773
The dark ones are nicer

>>68641880

can't understand the women who do it, literally destroys ovaries

>>68641854
thank clementine ford for this

>>68640464

First year of high school I had school lunches. After that I just sad t went up the street to get a Gregg's or chippy

>>68641935
Yeah you would say that wouldn't you

>>68641814
parents wouldn't pay for it when I was that age lol lucky

>>68641771
>have met and gone out with several girls I met in small situations (queuing together, asking for directions, waitresses etc)


Ah yes, what an autistic fuck I am indeed. Goddamn, a girl sending nudes to me is sooo autistic :P

>>68641940
legitimately don't know what you mean by this

>>68641957
>high school

FOY

High Tier:
>Whittakers Creamy Milk (non-Oceanics BTFO)
>Cadbury Black Forest
>Mars
>Moro Gold
>Aero
POWER GAP
Mediocre Tier:
>Turkish Delight
>Cherry Ripe
>Kit Kat
>Crunchy
POWER GAP
Shite Tier:
>Dream
>Cadbury Energy
>Picnic

We shut ourselves off in darkened rooms to go on computers to see what people next door are doing. They call going on the internet a form of social interaction but it's the antithesis. It's fake. It's not fucking real. I can't see, touch or smell you. This is why we as a generation are depressed. These emotions are replaced with 'likes' (yous) and upvotes. It doesn't mean anything but our brain is telling us that we are supposed to gain gratification from it, like a drug. We are slowly adapting to validation from a screen. I had to click the verification box to prove that "I'm not a robot" How do you know I'm not?

tfw you boss gives you enough holidays that you never have to work the full 5 days a week you are paid for

>>68642003
never heard of any of these

>>68641963
my mum bought me a car for my 17th birthday before i'd even passed my test then got all surprised when i got done for driving it with no license

>>68642012
didn't read any of this

>>68642003
>Cherry Ripe
>Mediocre
Your opinion has been disregarded

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>mfw in 10 days and 1 hour it will be christmas day

>>68642022
>my mum bought me a car
FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRE

>>68642003
>Whittakers Creamy Milk (non-Oceanics BTFO)
>Cadbury Black Forest
these are in obscure tier mate

>Mars
>Moro Gold
>Aero
these are in mediocre

>Kit Kat
>Crunchy
and these are in high

>>68641948
don't tell me what to do

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fucked up my foobar

won't read folders

might just have to kill myself

>>68642021
Never heard of aero, kitkat, turkish delight or mars?
Dont know the rest either iibqh(if im being quite honest)

>>68642036
9 days 14 hours and 5 minutes

>>68641924
like another lad said, they'll get a tonne of messages so you have to be quick and attention grabbing.

when I was chatting up some girl I met once who was friends with the m8s gf, she eventually seenzoned me. I drunkenly showed the m8s gf the messages and she was like omg this is where you should have asked her out, and it was legit like 4 messages in. it might take a couple more messages than that with someone you've never met but all my m8s who fuck 9s all the time will be discussing meeting up within 15 minutes of messaging them.

>>68642036
Did she squirt?

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>fanny leaves a pungent smell on your fingers for hours
>boipucci leaves a rank smell on your fingers for hours

is there any sexual orifice that doesn't fucking reek?

need a nice-smelling kind of sex tbqh

>>68642036
why would whoever filmed this post this online dont they know how many people are going to jerk off to this

>>68641864
5th lesson in and I'm on dual carriage ways and roundabouts. scary stuff, but didn't stall that day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbEvldVvTRE

>>68642077
back of the knee

>>68642076
looks like pee pee

>>68642012
t. charlie brooker

none of this is enlightening or interesting, don't spend time on it

reminder that the royal family is saxon and therefore english

>>68642069
>plane?
>animal?
>8 year old wife?
>planet?

>>68642067
make it a murder-suicide and take me with you la x

need an italian gf

>>68642077
chesticles

>>68642076
yeah

>>68642118
Eww

>>68642077
My boipucci is cleeeeeen

>>68641930
not a clue

>>68642076
tinkle sprinkle time

women can't ejaculate

>>68642103
the fucking chem-trails man

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>We shut ourselves off in darkened rooms to go on computers to see what people next door are doing. They call going on the internet a form of social interaction but it's the antithesis. It's fake. It's not fucking real. I can't see, touch or smell you. This is why we as a generation are depressed. These emotions are replaced with 'likes' (yous) and upvotes. It doesn't mean anything but our brain is telling us that we are supposed to gain gratification from it, like a drug. We are slowly adapting to validation from a screen. I had to click the verification box to prove that "I'm not a robot" How do you know I'm not?

>>68642136
girl wee is cute

>>68642064
never respond to me like that again

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>We shut ourselves off in darkened rooms to go on computers to see what people next door are doing. They call going on the internet a form of social interaction but it's the antithesis. It's fake. It's not fucking real. I can't see, touch or smell you. This is why we as a generation are depressed. These emotions are replaced with 'likes' (yous) and upvotes. It doesn't mean anything but our brain is telling us that we are supposed to gain gratification from it, like a drug. We are slowly adapting to validation from a screen. I had to click the verification box to prove that "I'm not a robot" How do you know I'm not?

>>68641975
>feel even worse now and I've become even more misanthropic
>Ah yes, what an autistic fuck I am indeed. Goddamn, a girl sending nudes to me is sooo autistic :P

Self-deprecating, but the second someone agrees you go on the offensive and mention how awesome your life is

I enjoy these episodes

whats that white pussy juice that leaks out of girls pussies i see it in porn a lot

do you get that stuff on you irl when youre fucking the griles?

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>women can't ejaculate

>>68642074
The absolute state of girls

>>68642103

based edgy brah

bobs burgers is quality tv

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>>68642126
You unironically do not have mars bars?

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>>68642036
>ywn be a piss soaked trampoline

>>68642128
*blindfolds you and pushes you off the top of a building*
*films the event and puts it online*
its what he would've wanted lads

>>68642012
yeah youre on to something here

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>antithesis

>>68642021
hello zhang

>>68642195
if we were face to face right now, i'd ram your head into the floor quicker than you can blink

>>68642012
umm i'm learning the intricacies of british culture right now sweetie x

>>68642251
We have all of them, he's just being a spacker

>>68642259
cheers for making me an online sensation la :)

did i make the front page of liveleak?

>have an aunty on facebook
>she's dedicated to posting cringeworthy shit on me or my brother's facebook page
>can't get her off because have to see her irl

she posted 'heyy boyfrienddd' on my brother's profile pic

she posted 'anon looks like the smartest one here' on a photo from my graduation with a bunch of people from my uni course in it

and she's making us come over for christmas (which is something i really don't want to do because her food is shit, her husband is autistic about every detail and i'd rather be at home than at hers)

not sure how to proceed

>>68642251
thats an ice cream here

>>68642136
ikr

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>women can ejaculate

how can you not have heard of a kitkat

are you daft?

>>68642304
yes! :3

>>68642306
yeah we have the mars 'e 'eams too

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>>68642036
>those slo-mo wee droplets she catches in the air

>>68642305
Just don't go

I'm staying home by myself rather than going with the family for the whole Christmas celebration shite

>>68642305
knock her block off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

choooooooooooooooooon

Ahhh yes my depression will surely go if I get a gf

nz lad is pretty autistic desu

>>68642305
You can covertly block them from seeing your posts or posts you get tagged in. she will think you stopped using the jewbook

>>68642022
good lad would have done the same, but I wouldn't get caught

choonage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p8oNCd3XY

FUKIN CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNCpyUnLQRM

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>lions R feersum predeeterrzs!!!
Weak little cat btfo

>when a yank says choonage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII

choonage

honestly prefer owning a cat to owning a dog because cats shit in the neighbours garden instead of mine, don't have to walk them and they're a lot more relaxed desu

Dogs are too high maintinence for not enough payoff

>>68642420
Good lad
https://youtu.be/BTPOrRJnYFg?t=18s

>>68642451
Also good lad

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>>68642453
say that again and me and the boys will put you six feet under

>>68642402
how?
>>68642351
tempted to do this
but i have a girl staying with me this christmas, and i was planning on doing a low-key family christmas instead of taking her to feel bored out of her skull at this aunty (who will probably try to make me cringe in front of this girl the entire time)

now i'm fucked because even if i don't go and tell the girl not to go, i'm going to look autistic for sitting at home watching tv alone with this bird on christmas withotu a dinner or anything

>>68642498
post some choonage lad

>>68642276
your head would be rebounding off the floor in an instant, so watch your tone