How do I get chinese gf? Only serious answers please

>>68638213
learn chinese and ask one. i really don't think its hard, a lot of them want to fuck whitey and if you aren't black or middle eastern they think you're whitey.

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>>68638213
Learn Uyghur and move to Xinjiang

Being wealthy enough to impress her parents.

Pursue Lu Bu and bring him to justice

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>>68638213
Same girl?

>>68638213
just be yourself

>>68638213
good one nest

>>68638213
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive

>>68638213
become rich and famous

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I dated one.

We met at a house party. We talked about Roxy music and we really clicked.

The pussy was tight :)

Why would want a Chinese gf? They're the worst Asians.

>>68641890
>>68641950
I can't do both

>>68638213
>>68641950
1. Be Rich
2. Dont be poor

>>68638213
do many chinese immigrate to chile? if not, immigrate yourself to someplace with lots of chinese, then get into a relationship with one as you would anyone else

>>68638213
be rich

>>68638213
>>68639402
cute!!!!!

>>68642070

kill yourself monsieur

>>68639402
>same dress
>same face
>from same site
who knows they all look the same

>>68638213
most have big wide pie faces
other asians are better

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>>68641950
>>68641990
>>68643317
>>68643905
WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS!!!

>>68638347
this so much

1. Ask Chinese girl on a date
2. ???
3. Profit

a lot of them are so cute but then I think of them speaking that awful shit language and it's bonerkill

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By being an adaptive, functional human being.
Ask me how I know you are more than likely not.

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>>68644412
Protip: Uyghurs

Turkic languages are as beautiful as their qts

>>68644289
chinese girls are more rare than boys I guess so they have room to pick and choose

I met mine in a communications law class and we started dating after I took her to dinner a couple times

Chinese girls Westerners although their families don't

go to Buenos Aires and go to the first super market you see, by definition there's at least 1 (one) chinese girl

>>68644931
You can pretty much find chinese girls in any country by now

>>68638416
Kek

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>>68644469
>Turkic languages are as beautiful as their qts

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>>68645171
Of course the Kraut who speaks the ugliest language that ever existed can't comprehend the beauty in languages

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>>68645348
>who speaks the ugliest language that ever existed

>canadian banter

>>68645348
>Said of the country whose main language is basically celto Germanics trying and failing to imitate the French in pronunciation

Op here

So I read somewhere the following phrase "I'd rather cry in a BWM than laugh in the backseat of bicycle". Said by some Chinese celeb.

So I need a BWM

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Unrelated but I hate Germans and Brazilians

>>68645741
big white member?

>>68645741
I'm car shopping right now.
being a poor student has never been so shitty before.
I hate choosing the least crappy car I can find.

>>68645824
and i don't care about canadians, so its all good :)

>>68638324
han, not uyghur

>>68638324
Have you been studying Uyghur recently?

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>>68645862
I only have a Ford Focus and some bitches already are all over me. I'm just a spergy dude with a semi-nice car.

>>68645915
I couldn't drive a hot hatch, they're so douchy

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>>68645903
This looks Han to you, ya dummy?

>>68645914
Not yet, learning some mandarin right now. Will start Uyghur before I vacation to Urumqi in mid-spring. So excited!

>>68646133
>before I vacation to Urumqi in mid-spring
Nice, I'm hoping to visit Xinjiang the next time I'm in China for a while again.

>>68645741
>tfw don't want to be a dirty motorist but it gets pussy

>>68644289
rarety

There are more chinese boys then girls

Girls have room to choose given statement above.

that said Uggos don't give a shit Lmao.

lol yall faggots putting chink girls on a pedestal like they're korean or japanese now, when they're third world subhuman monkeys

stay out of china you beta faggots. you've already ruined the country as a pussy paradise. go to japan, nobodys going there anymore so there's got to be a new niche for foreigners

>>68646227
Very nice proxy my meme friend.

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>>68646227
>mfw a noncountry tries to give me orders

>>68646282

fuck up zhang

>>68646311

fritz pls

>>68646227
Stop trying to hog the treasure for yourself

>>68646717

there's no treasure here. only subhuman chinks. stop putting them on a pedestal beta cuck. gooks and jap girls are infinitely better tier

>>68646898
There you go again. Nice try, not falling for it.

>>68638213
go to interpals

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Talk about how you love Asian cultures and how you love the tiny little chinese feet.Girls love peopple who know a lot about their country. Also, instead of using the usual conversation filler like "uh" or "um", say "ano" or "e-eto" instead

Goodluck anon, gambatte kudasai!

>be white
>be rich
>learn chinese
pick two

>>68647501
wow…

Are you stupid?

>>68648044
What did he get wrong? Please tell me being rich isn't important.

>>68648044
gook

>>68638213
Why a Chinese one in particular?

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>>68648396
Because they are cute, meek, and submissive

>>68648738
photoshop

>>68638213
be white and rich

>>68638213
git gud

>>68648868
and plastic surgery, or is that just koreans

>>68648903

this applies to every race and nationality t b h

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>>68648868
>>68648932
Doubt it, she's just this cute, meek and submissive.

>>68648738
>and submissive

Lol they just pretend to be like that until you stop giving them money

>>68648910
お前ずっと4chanに貼り付いているいるけど何者なんだよ…

>>68648966
she looks like a 12 year old boy with an alien head

>>68648938
Being rich is enough by itself to get any top tier girl desu.

Being white doesn't really cut it in most non-Asian countries.

>>68648973
this

t. poorfag

>>68645915
> ford focus
> bitches all over me
how is that even possible?

>>68638416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYpJ37ulsnk

>>68638213
Dig down. Deep.

None of you faggots deserve qt chink gfs

>>68646133
Jealous, I've been all over China but still haven't been to Xinjiang