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This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture edition
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reply to this if you hate pakis
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New name, mon: The Original Nuttah
Take heed and take check
Reviewbrah along di Shy FX
And when we come it's murderation!
All original gangsta man,
hear what mi tellin' now
Ya hear mi
Come and nuh imitate
Originate!
Wi come fi originate
Alright, mate?
Know what yer doing, mate
[In here we get 'em comin' about kill]
So now I'm 'unna stop talk
Watch mi tell dem, rude bwoy
Watch this!

Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-Nah-Nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-Nah-Nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-Nah-Nah-no-no-no
Ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-noo-no-no-no-no-no

Bad boys inna London
Rude boys inna England
Bad boys inna jericho
Rude boys inna Kingston

Watch ya

You never know di gangsta, mi seh dem inna jungle
Weh-eh-ell, yeah
You never know di hortical, mi seh dem inna jungle
Weh-eh-ell, yeah
You never know Shy FX, mon, big inna jungle
Weh-eh-ell, yeah
You never know UK Apache big inna jungle

Wha mi tell ya, rude bwoy
Watch it now, man

Mi are di nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamadamadamadah nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamah
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maisie
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Amiri Baraka 2bh lads
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rosy rutherford is a slag
rosy rutherford are you mad
rosy rutherford tries to black bag
but every night she scams a new lad
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currently urinating
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>>68637230
*pukes*
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Does sophie really give shit head?
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>>68637215

(hi Theresa)
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anyone not on team millie B here?

ill fucking deck you
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>yanks voted him as president
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thinkin of doin a wank tbqh
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>>68637280
lol
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>>68637220
playing guitar hero
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when - if ever - will they learn?
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>>68637313
how many layers of irony are you on right now
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radio.garden/live/
doing a listen
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>>68637357
disgusting. fuck this country.
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>>68637313
Why doesn't he name the jews
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>>68637305
i hate women

it's not fair that they get to exist without having sex with me
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>>68637313
I sure wish that was an actual quote of Donald "american embassy to israel in jerusalem" Trump
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ok interesting
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>>68637430
exceptional post
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>>68637181
OP why are you up so early?
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>>68637392
>>68637430
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>>68637336
Do it I want to but can't right now
Do it twice to make up for me
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I'm in love with a girl that lives a world away and doesn't even know I exist
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some outrageous boobies in this thread >>>/s/17165803
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0
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>>68637449
>7:53
>early

>>68637480
You should write a semi-autobiographical novel lad
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How does this make you feel?

https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelHeaven/comments/5hn5zs/what_animals_pussy_feels_the_closest_to_a_womans/db1fs8y/
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>>68637392
>>68637430
>>68637501
benis is rising :D
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>>68637480
once read a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
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>>68637501
DOWN PERISCOPE
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anyone watch that new show where they put bunch of muslims in a house and make them argue
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>>68637521
turned on
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>I am also an extremely jealous person and I have thought of getting an alpha cow/horse to let him fuck my partner and I will get angry at him and end up killing him and eating him up, while I forgive my female partner and tell her it is okay.

>What do you think? My fantasy of beating up chads and getting a woman will be solved in one stroke, I think it sounds great.
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>>68637571
/brit/?
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>>68637308
soph has got a way better flow

millie is cringe and awks
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>>68637601
laughed
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>>68637305
>>68637392
who are these semen demons
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Feel a bit of an inferiority complex after visiting Royal Leamington Spa cause of the name. Tempted to start a petition to change our towns name so we can compete.
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>>68637588
>tfw trannies have bigger dicks than me
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>>68637611
I warned you you little gobshite
*fucking decks you*
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>>68637521
hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
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>>68637219
why am i laughing
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>>68637521
>>68637598
*revs gas chamber*
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>>68637571
Where'd you find the cctv livefeeds from Paris?
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>>68637655
>>68637655
*slips*
*counters*
*stomps on your jaw, leaving you fucked for life*

don't step next time you little squirt
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>>68637392
Someone confirm that this one doesn't have a dick, please.
The post below it is throwing me
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>>68637694
>>68637588
ok
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYjxdWeWtQ

the absolute STATE of New York
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>>68637230
>he didn't do the full monobrow
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>>68637723
I have a dick if you are interested
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Not arsed moving my playstation closer to the modem, but need to update bf1.
So I'm gonna use my data from my phone....
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>>68637695
didn't laugh as much at that one
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>>68637743
no thx
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>ATM skimmers are now putting hidden skimmers inside petrol pumps

ah yes electronic payment
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>>68637782
>using anything but cash
Shiggy
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>>68637501
>>68637536
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Benis&action=history
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>>68637645
Royal Dudley sounds pretty good to me imo
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>>68637782
>being an automobile-cuck

it's the fate you chose
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>>68637734
based psychiatrist
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>>68637661
Do you think i'm a joke?
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just had my first curry in nearly a year

feel like I've been punched in the gut, going to be fun coming out the other end
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>>68637747
why don't you move a knife closer to your jugular in order to update to death quicker...
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literally cannot stop wanking
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>>68637737
I like this body type
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>>68637700
*it was a hologram*
*disembowels you with a fillet of lidl haddock*
heh... bet your fannys fuckin mingin now...
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>>68637855
you know why that is? shit-tier meat. stop eating halal filth.
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>>68637855
Weak
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>>68637880
nice
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>>68637215
.
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>>68637841
>coming from the nation that banned motorsports
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>>68637880
>isle of man
>wanking
bit gay
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>>68637521
Titus...
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>>68637880
I've been wanking daily for the past 15 years
Sometimes to some sick shit that makes me want to vomit afterwards

My mind is fucked beyond help I'm afraid
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>>68637945
I only just moved here recently la
i'm british
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>>68637890
"beports telehind"
"suicides you"
'Kid, personal nothing, it's
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>>68637880
I wouldn't be able to either if I actually could rn
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>>68637864
Wow fucking uncalled for mate
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>>68637965
>wanks a bit much and to some unpleasant things in the heat of the moment
>"My mind is fucked beyond help I'm afraid"
right
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my willy has good posture
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>>68637967
holy fuck
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>>68637864
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8/10 at works birthday today. struggling to cope with the fact that her bf will surely be ragging her senseless tonight, going down on her clitty for ages until she's writing in pleasure, smashing her little fanny in and she's fucking loving it. how do i look her in the eye tomorrow knowing that she had a cock in her mouth only 12 hours prior? how do i compose myself knowing she is wearing a panty liner in case any of her bfs cum leaks out into her knickers? i can't take it anymore
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>My mind is fucked beyond help I'm afraid
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>>68638010
I see you are unfamiliar with the most basic psychological concepts

Fuck off
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>>68637973
why / how did you move? is it good ?
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>>68638047
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>Why yes, I do consider myself to be a member of the esteemed middle class as my job involves the use of a computer and desk.
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might wank to cuck porn today
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>>68638117
this guy has a nice jawline
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>>68638090
>why / how did you move
don't like the internet surveillance law, so i took a plane to switzerland and came here to live
>is it good
yes i love the alpine scenery and the sound of those yodellign in the morning
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In bits laughing at that "jugular vein" comment.
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>>68638136
Course you would you fat yank cunt
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>>68638057
m8 if some Lord Spergsburger of the Autist Realm looks like that then they are 100% fucked in the ol noodle wagon
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>>68638165
uncalled for.
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>>68638090
he didnt bloody move its a VPN

he magically appeared the day after the new surveillance laws were announced, apparently he managed to plan and move his entire job, gf and possessions to switzerland in a single day

dont respond to him
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who /cumssilently/ here
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>>68638217
t. GCHQ
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>>68638230
not me. always let out a scream whenever I do a cum. roommates get proper livid
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>>68638230
me

the master of stealth, reckon almost anybody can and that noises are for your partners benefit
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>>68638230
I softly moan and gasp usually.
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>>68638217
>the day after the new surveillance laws were announced,
which ones?
>>68638230
I do
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>>68638296
the most recent ones like 3 weeks ago
>>68638258
piss off boring attention cunt
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this eclipse passes over mecca
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_2,_2027
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>>68638230
I scream louder than Lexington Steele
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>>68638230
cumming from shagging? I usually let out a "unggg".

after wanking I'm usually silent though haha
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>US Federal Reserve raising the interest rates to 0.75%

Ahh yes.
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>>68638230
usually sobbing in shame when I wank
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Old films are shit
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>>68638296
>which ones?
snoopers charter
>>68638321
the only plausible reason you could be remotely upset about this, is if you unironically work for GCHQ, in which case you're a massive twat any road
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>A total of 532,300 people entered UK higher education in 2015

Isn't that a bit much lads

I mean, 500,000+ news people every year demanding and competing for jobs
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>>68638356
delete this image mate
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>>68638356
Delete this
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>>68638371
not wrong tbf
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>>68638394
>>68638402
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Middle class are easily the most runted,

they behave exactly how they are supposed to, defending the elities under the false illusion that they are elities themselves and not utter pigs
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>>68637357
Anglos take pride in the mass murder of Irish and German civilians, yet openly espouse pro zionist and anti white sentiment. Fuck you guys to no end.
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>>68638378
utter spacker

I don't like you because it's obvious you've only got the epic special flag so that people recognise your posts

was reddit flags not enough for you cunt?
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>>68638378
shit, I usually keep up with such affairs. What t.f. was I doing to miss that horrid piece passing thru both chambers?

>â„–68638287
schwul
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>Middle class are easily the most runted,

>they behave exactly how they are supposed to, defending the elities under the false illusion that they are elities themselves and not utter pigs
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eaten one bowl of porridge in the morning and one bowl of pasta just now lads

might update you if I decide to brew a pot of coffee x
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>>68638371
anything older than the 80s is pretty bad 2bh, save for a few
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>>68638381
Yes and it's going to create a lot of social problems
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>Middle class are easily the most runted,

>they behave exactly how they are supposed to, defending the elities under the false illusion that they are elities themselves and not utter pigs
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>>68638486
bit late for coffee lad
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>>68638439
this is fairly accurate

the middle class are the worst suckers for all of this. they are mostly comprised of aspirational twats who are temporarily embarssed nobility.

they think that shopping at M&S and spending the entire day in debenhams will give them ascendancy and liberate them from the doldrums of their shitty lives hahah
>>68638469
never used redditflag botnet you mong
if i had my way everyone would be WOKE enough to have moved countries like i did.
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>>68638514
oh and you're a fedorable retard as well, nice
turn off your shitty proxy and go back to anonymous
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>>68638491
Think you mean 60s lad
Any film made before that may as well be tossed in bin along with any pretentious wanker who claims to like them
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>>68638514
Cuck
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>>68638561
i respect old movies but i don't enjoy them
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I'm sure this cunt just hopped on a plane and moved to switzerland, one of the hardest places in the world to get permanent residence, and is not just a vpn
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>>68638508
that's a good dora
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i like her personality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTieqWS8RA
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>When Reading F.C. was sponsored by Waitrose
I wonder how many fans refused to buy that season's shirt just because of how naff it is to have that sponsorship.
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I need to about 30 lb lads
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>>68638590
of course he didn't, it's just a shitty gimmick
STOP giving it attention
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>>68638554
you know that the government is probably putting everyone who goes on 4chan on a list.

it's not for attention-seeking, as i said i'd prefer if everyone did as i have, rather than laying down and taking it right up the shitter from May and her cronies
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>>68638596
Thanks
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>>68638650
Wat?
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One in the middle
Hmmmmm
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runt logic:
>Libya is a mess approaching Somalian levels of dysfunction;
>Libya was not this dysfunctional while Gadaffi was in power;
>Gadaffi being in power was good for the Libyan people;
>Gadaffi did nothing wrong.
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>>68638590
>>68638646
yeah i moved to switzerland.
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>>68638650
This makes my willy hard
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>>68638607
Reminder that her mum found her videos and kicked her out onto the street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmtMrp1E32k
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>>68638690
she eats and she sleeps???
she's one in a million!!
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it's so cold
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>>68638650
Reddit-tier
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>>68638607

doesn't make enough videos
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>>68638650
reminds me of something saw in /cum/ that I prefer to forget.
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>>68638709
pics
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is a LinkedIn necessary
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>>68638736
Don't wanna cop a ban la'
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>>68638746
necessary to be a bender
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>>68638690
What's Maisie doing in oz
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>>68638647
>you know that the government is probably putting everyone who goes on 4chan on a list.
-4chan has 8.2 million users
-approximately 8-10% of those are british
-that's over 800,000 IPs for the government to track
I think they have more valuable uses of government time t b h, especially now that 4chan relatively kid-friendly compared to what it was
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>>68638711

looks like a ploy for donations
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>>68638650
where did you even find this
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>>68638765

only just realised I can see your beady eye in the top right corner. Must have seen this photo 10 + times too.
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>>68638695
runt tier absolutionist views by you here
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>>68638840
that cheeky eye always make me chuckle
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just found this
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>>68638794
there was literally a school-shooting from r9k you muppet

they aren't monitoring you, but you're going to be on a list.
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>>68638647
4chan has become reddit 2.0
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>>68638695
>Libya is a mess approaching Somalian levels of dysfunction;
true
>Libya was not this dysfunctional while Gadaffi was in power;
true
>Gadaffi being in power was good for the Libyan people;
false
>Gadaffi did nothing wrong.
false

Assassinating Gadaffi however was WORSE for the libyan people (and the european and arab people) however
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>>68638868
>just planted this
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fuck off germ and go read some lügenpreße.
I've enough of hearing that radical centrism everyday in media without reading it on the chon.
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>>68638868
Nice file name

Back you go
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>>68638868
what is going on here
this image makes me very uncomfortable for some reason
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feel to move to one of this aussie youts kmt
trying to finesse man are you dumb
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>>68638950
Card skimmer
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>>68638950
ATM skimmers are extremely common in America
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recommend me a good album lads

will choose one to listen to on my commute tomorrow
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>>68638872
>there was literally a school-shooting from r9k you muppet
in America where there are quite literally mass (3+ dead) shootings every week
what would being on a "list" even mean for me, the government already knows all of my personal information anyway
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Religion was originally conceived of not to explain natural phenomenon but to deal with the death of loved ones

The idea that something as inexplicably precious as life can be snuffed out into nothingness (another concept that the mind struggles to grasp) is enough to cause people to suffer a nervous breakdown

However if you are told that they are simply passing on into another world and you'll see them again or they are turning into another being then death doesn't seem that bad
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>>68638840

seen it literally 100 times and never noticed that
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Sandyhook was a hoax
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>>68638974
yanks aren't self aware
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think my housemate secretly drinks alone in his room. haha what a saddo
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now then lads?
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>>68639024
inb4 fedora
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well i've got a brand new style named leng
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>>68639004
>the government already knows all of my personal information anyway

your neighbours probably have a good idea of what you're flabby body looks like, but I am willing to bet you still draw the curtains when you get changed.
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Worried there might be something blocked or pinched in my Willy

Can't pee at max power and I"ve seen it split into two streams sometimes
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>>68638840
>>68638865
Lmao never noticed it cause I had never enlarged the image until you lads pointed it out
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>>68639024
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*
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>>68639054
Haha
So sad.....
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>sit in driverless car on the way to work
>car decides to kill you in order to save the group of people in front of you

ah yes autonomy
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>girl who said she loves me sent me a random snapchat message
>snapchat glitches so it says it opened it but i couldnt see anything
>legitimately might have been nudes and now i can never see them
NOT happy with this situation
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>>68639086
convince me you're worth more than a group of people
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>>68639054
Ironically do this
Yep. It's all ironic.

Please kill me
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>inb4 fedora
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seriously who the FUCK actually EATS IN at GREGGS
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>>68639086
You're suppose to be at the wheel ready to override things like this

There will NEVER come a time when you can't physically override autonomous cars, there'll always be a wheel
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>>68639086
>drive car on the way to drop your kids off at school
>some mong rams you from behind, killing you all because he was on the phone at the time and not paying attention
ah yes, non-autonomy
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>>68639136
At Greggs?
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>>68639086
finally
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>>68639141
>override it
>so that you manually drive it into a crowd to save yourself

hm
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Jammed a bit of a penlid in some aussie lad's japs eye while he was passed out drunk the other day.

He reckons there's something wrong with his knob. Fucking howling
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if all cars were driverless and interconnected there would literally be a 0% chance of crash

all the cars would together calculate a way to save everyone
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>>68639176
>implying you wouldn't
Self-preservation, even at the expense of many others, is instinctive
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A man's value to society has never been tied to what he does in the bedroom. Rather, that is society's value to the man.
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>>68639136
Who's Gregg? Your homie?
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>>68639155
>on the phone while driving
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>>68639086
This situation would not occur in real life unless something broke in which case shit is fucked anyway
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America

what a bonkers country
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>>68639071
ah yes, the false equivalence

you didnt describe what being put on "a list" actually means

reddit now has a large population of "undesirables" (read: /pol/ists) than here, it would be extremely inefficient to assume every person that visits this website is a distributor of child pornography or a neo-nazi

as I said, the government has FAR better things to do with its time than worry about an american owned mongolian website
>>
>>68639203
>implying
many people swerve out of the way when they see a kid or something in the road

and end up crasihng into a tree or something
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>>68639181
>a 0% chance of crash
you're not taking into account things like slippy roads or kids running out into the road etc. Agreed that they would massively reduce the number of crashes though
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Post your din dins lads. I have the house to myself and don't have to wake up early tomorrow.
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>>68639232
wondering when exactly we entered the meme timeline
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>>68639181
>easily spoof some data
>cause a crash
gg ez nothin personnel
>>
might unironically buy a fedora or trilby
>>
im only human after all
>>
Just got a fresh cut

How much do you lads pay for a haircut?

19 but i tell them to keep the change
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>>68638462
The guys who are pro-zionist are the same that are nationalistic
>>
>>68639203
this >>68639242 people literally crash and die to swerve out of the way of a cat on the road
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>>68639254
Looks like poop
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>>68639245
sensors, calculations and interconnectedness lad

unless there was a sinkhole or meteor or something, then there would be an almost 0% chance of crash

slippy roads and groups of people could be easily overcome
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like him or hate him Trump nailed that handshake transition
>>
would cum if she sat on my lap tbqh
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when crossrail opens I'm just going to ride it the whole day
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>>68639305
operative word being almost. I get what you're saying but there would be things that the cars wouldn't be able to sense on time in some rare circumstances
>>
>>68639181
This is wrong

You can never get to that 0% because the chance doesn't move far enough to the right of the decimal with each added redundancy

The summation is approaching zero not infinity
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>>68639254
love those potato things
>>
swear if i smacked that frog cunt he wouldn't be getting back up
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>>68639295
The hypothetical was that the car was already going to kill you (presumably by swerving) to avoid the group, the natural reaction to that would be to correct it yourself lad
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>>68639305
It'd be boring
would not enjoy driving with all that automation
what's the point in living if machines live your life for you?
really don't see the appeal of this futurist bollocks
>>
>>68639237
It's ammunition pham.
if you ever want to stand up to the government, they have a long record of shit that could potentially ruin you at their disposal.

have you seen how many fucking departments have access to your internet history? they'll use whatever they can if you ever get in their bad books.
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>>68639350
*writes "crossrail" on my penis*
hehe climb aboard
>>
>>68639386
efficiency and productivity
global economy keeps ticking
>>
>>68639348
she genuinely looks quite weird

don't think I would even after pints on reflection
>>
>>68639359

Duchess potatoes
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>>68639386
>really don't see the appeal of this futurist bollocks
you're instanteously sending messages to people from all around the world right now though?
>>
>>68639333
Trump is unironically the hippest president we've ever had and it's natural too unlike Obama's cringey attempts to fit in with "the kids"
>>
>>68639333
meh

this gif cuts off the part where he doesn't let go and it looks awkward
>>
>>68639392
yeah but i'm not so concerned with "standing up to the government" that i'll pack up and "move" to switzerland (buy a swiss VPN)
>>
>>68639386
good lad
read a book called "out of control"
>>
the real solution is to find a technology that allows stronger accelerating and braking
you don't need to swerve if you can just stop
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>>68639436
but I am typing them myself
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQPtXma8KQ

This is really spectacular lads
The guy in the middle & right are doing it perfectly
>>
>>68639333

trump is a real nigga
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>the sole purpose of driving and having a manual pilot in cars will soon be for recreation

wew
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Doing a read lads
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>>68639467
and you're deciding where to drive to yourself
>>
>>68639467
yeah and you tell the car where to take you.
>>68639451
and yet you probably break laws like downloading copyrighted materials or post hate speech on the 'chan.
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Ever played resident evil lads?
>>
BGM on /mu/ lads
>>>/mu/69655955
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>>68639291
>Israeli kikes are the same as the vermin who control the financial industry

Very bad meme
>>
god called Gregg in Paki's
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>>68639506
fucking christ the absolute state of this bookshelf
"hehe im a communist so i will ONLY read literature that already confirms my worldview and beliefs"
not even any decent fiction on there
however
>stalking random women on twitter
have a word with yourself mate
>>
People will still drive old cars because they want to same as you'll see some rich cunt driving around a 50 year old collector car today
Also you'll have people who can't afford anything but a piece of shit old cat

Every single one of these will have to be taken into account by the driverless cars as a confounding variable and thus move the driverless cars further and further away from their interconnectedness
>>
think manual driving would be banned once driverless cars become refined enough
>>
>>68639494
I passed my test today, thanks for ruining it for me x
>>
>>68639574
How many entrenched capitalists do you reckon read communist books?
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>>68639548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0
the fuck is this shit
>>
>>68639548
>Not gonna lie I've jerked off to this video two times. She's so fucking hot, I love the chavy look too
>>
favourite band lads?

toss up between the strokes, white lies, and kings of leon for me 2bh
>>
>>68639579
agreed, driving is shit
>>
really crazy how in every country there are millions of people who drive massive steel things that can get up to like 150 mph and kill anyone instantly

it just sounds so mental yet its a normal part of life

you trust random people on the road not to kill you that day and obey the rules
>>
>>68639506
good lid
>>68639574
t. only has Mein Kampf and Peter Hitchens on his bookshelf
>>
>>68639595
Baiser vos chiens, fils d'incest.
>>
>>68639596
chav cancer
>>
>>68639595
unironically me. Im a capitalist in as far as I think it's probably the best way to distribute resources to people but i like trotsky's writings about aesthetics and not reading Marx is fucking retarded, one of the most influential writers of all time
im going to get fedora'd
>>
can feel a big poo brewin up inside the ol butt
>>
>>68639605
who are you quoting?
>>
>>68639611
Are you an ameriboo?
>>
Jesus Christ lads

Feeling rough as fuck
>>
>>68639619
>t. only has Mein Kampf and Peter Hitchens on his bookshelf

ummm no sweety x
>>68639647
>>
>>68639532
>and yet you probably break laws like downloading copyrighted materials or post hate speech on the 'chan.
of course I would never consider doing such things

but if I ever were to, those things are already illegal and the government already had power to investigate/prosecute me for them. This just makes it easier/more legal for them to track me in order to do it

(and harder for me to make sure I wouldnt get caught)
>>
London gets way too much money
>>
>just ironed 5 shirts and 5 t-shirts

fucking baka ngl
>>
>>68639652
fuck no, can't stand you repulsive obesities
>>
>>68639494
good, driving is boring as fuck when you've been doing it for 5 hours straight on the so called 'motorway'
>>
>>68639579
In the UK of course it will be

Here it won't be
>>
just aced my linear algebra exam
>>
tfw no /brit/ gf
>>
>>68639715
friggin dweeb
>>
>>68639506
m8, why aren't you doing a knife to your own jugular instead?
>>
>>68639696
Liar
>>
>>68639691
the fuck does this mean?
>>
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>>68639647
>not reading marx is fucking retarded
>>
>>68639616
I hear that, literally anyone in America can get a license
>>
>>68639647
Alright, you do, not what I asked though
How many hardcore capitalists do you think read communist books? Not just the Manifesto either, that's like a communist reading a single publication by Ayn Rand. I don't know for sure but I'm willing to bet it's pretty fucking low
>>
>>68639747
unironically is mate
his writing is one of the most important things in shaping modern history.
>>
>>68639729
no girls on the chon lad
>>
the only books on my bookshelf are:
the art of war
the prince
a history of the modern middle east
orientalism
das kapital
capital in the 21st century
kicking away the ladder
and the jewel in the crown, the clash of civilizations
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>southerners
>>
marx literally managed to destroy half of the world with his retarded edgy thoughts
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>>68639574
>not even any decent fiction on there

But the shelf is full of it
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>burgers
>>
>>68639785
entry-level hat-core.
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>started an autist debate by posting a bait image
pawns the lot of you
>>
>linear algebra

Literal pleb shite
>>
>>68639784
josie
>>
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nolan you absolute madman
>>
New zealand contributions to humanity: n/a
>>
>>68639784
poleaboo
>>
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>history and politics are my only interests
>>
>>68639548
why do they read the lyrics from their phones, is their memory really that fucked?
>>
>>68639870
Ernest Rutherford
>>
>A construction worker was crushed to death by a falling pane of glass at a central London office block undergoing a £66 million renovation.

grim
>>
*farts loudly*
>>
>>68639876
literally anything else is for gay nerds
>>
>>68639785
I read the following last month alone:

>History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides
>Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon
>Histories by Polybius
>Histories and Annals by Tacitus
> Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar
>Parallel Lives by Plutarch
>>
>>68639918
IMAGINE your bollocks being crushed by a large pane of glass
>>
>>68639778
dunno desu. There's a literal observable phenomenon that right wingers tend to understand left wingers better than left wingers tend to understand right wingers https://theindependentwhig.com/haidt-passages/haidt/conservatives-understand-liberals-better-than-liberals-understand-conservatives/ (i know it's not the most impartial source but they cite a study). Even if she doesn't want to read capitalist literature whatever but she could at least read something other than communist books, like some fiction
>>
>>68639918
was supposed to be my bollocks but the unfortunate fellow decided to "save me"
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apologise
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>>68639935
>roman history
*tips galea*
>>
>>68639927

*sniffs*
fuckin stinka
>>
>>68639918
Couple lads were crushed between two massive concrete slabs here not too long ago, bit sad
>>
>>68639949
mmm yes
>>
>>68639785
sara davidson/10

don't buy most of the books I read but here's the hard copies I've got:
great expectations
collected works of w. shakespeare
a passage to india
lady chatterleys lover
small is beautiful
islands in the stream
tom sawyer/huckleberry finn
pride and prejudice
>>
>>68639935
>thucydides
read this a coupla years ago for my intro to IR module haha
>>
>>68639785
>>68639935
>>68640013
shan't be reading any of this trite
>>
>>68639863
I'm RAF
>>
>reading fiction
for what purpose?
>>
>>68640043
you're not allowed to bring chums
>>
>>68639918
>>
>>68640043
hello raf
>>
>GCSE pupils

Tragic
>>
>>68639305
>slippy roads and groups of people could be easily overcome
how? The fact that a computer is driving instead of a person doesn't do much to reduce stopping distances or turning circles
You can argue that it will reduce the risk of crashes to a significant degree, but to say almost zero is absurd
>>
>watch 9/11 footage
>image that the twin towers are my bollocks as the planes smash into them
>instant erection
>>
>>68639283
$70
>>
were i to remove your facewear, would you be in danger of death?
>it would be most painful
you're a large gent if i say so myself
>for you my good sir
>>
>>68640114
worst bollockpost I've read
really entry-level to be honest
>>
not even going to reply to such a careless post
>>
>2 minutes late
fuck
>>
hahaha my bollocks right lads???? haha
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>>68640043
release him
>>
listening to masketta man
>>
need my bollocks flicked
>>
>>68640182
sorry
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>tfw don't keep a physical bookshelf but instead lots of pdfs i read on a reader

currently knee-deep in anna karenina
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(((The White Helmets)))
>>
I'm in a dark place lads
don't think I'm coming back this time
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>>68640258
>>
>he doesn't have physical books

red flag ladies x
>>
I fantasised 'bout this back in Chicago
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>>68640272
yeah i ate your mum out last night as well haha
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>>68639935
>not just calling it The Gallic Wars
fuck off, you pseudo-intellectual wankstain
>>
>>68640329
>>68640329
>>68640329
>>68640329
>>68640329
>>
>>68639976

were they irish? know someone who knew one of them. had a fiance over here.
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>>68640287
no i don't speak it
>>68640296
i have a few, mostly uni text books and some random ones
das kapital, bhagavad gita, broom of the system, etc
>>
>>68639960
looks like theyre wanking each other off here
>>
>>68639780
Idiots follow idiots, everything he wrote is wrong. Even Ruskin is better
>>
>>68639411
lol.
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