Regions of Europe

>>68635841
>Turkey
>Europe

Torn on Poland.

It was cucked by Germans/Austrians so it's technically Central European, but it was also cucked by Russians and has that Eastern cheeki-breeki bydlo mindset.

>>68635841
pretty much!

>>68635841
>Central Europe
Love this meme.

>>68635841
Except for turkey, yes it's kinda the general feeling.

>Russia is in Europe
>Turkey is in Europe
>""""Central Europe""""

>>68635841
>Balts not together
>Turkey
9/10

>>68635841
>Central Europe
>accurate

>>68635880
mindset of the West Slavs and East Slavs is largely different

but its true we still have some remnants from communist era

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>>68635841
No.

>>68635841
>Turkey
>Europe

>>68635974
Not him but where does western Poland and eastern Poland split?

>>68636066
he's not talking about Poles, he's talking about Slavs

>>68635950
Russia is both an Asian and European country you retarded niggery bitch do you even geography? ??
-.-

>>68636066
>Greece somehow in Western Europe
so it's just another Cold War era outdated depiction based solely on politics instead of geography + culture + politics

>>68636117
perfection

>>68636134
meant to quote that >>68635995

>>68636117
>Russia
>Not Europe

>>68636117
May I suggest suicide?
Since when is Russian geography knowledge on the same level as that of Americanons.

>>68636117
>>68636147
what's with all these russroaches lately claiming that russia isnt europe ?

>>68636117
perfect
but i`d consider Croatia as a southern Euro cunt desu

>>68636134
It's about money.

>>68636203
>we wuz central european an shieet
Although, you and other balkanites should be your own thing, I'll give you that.

>>68636205
>pursue panslavic imperialist policies for almost a hundred years
>what are you talking about, we are not Europe )))

we're proud mongols u nordic cunts

>>68636244
we already surpassed greeks though, Czech and Slovenians were already ahead for few years

>>68636267
>Slovenia
>Balkan
Now you are just pushing it.

>>68636203
Both Russia and the US are large nations and their citizens simply don't pay attention to "details".

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>>68636117

Indeed

>>68636407
best

>>68635995
We have to remove Austria

>>68636343
Maybe you should have thought about that before you joined a Balkan union.

Occitana is Southern europe

>>68636343
Have Slovenia magically transported to the Western Europe while I wasn't looking?

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This is the best map ever posted

>turkey
>europe

>germany and europe
>part of slavic shit

>>68635841
yes
though as a european i have to say that im offended that you marked greece as a part of europe

>>68636649
You're not importing Achmeds fast enough

>>68636588
Has Russia's geographical location, history, culture, demography etc. changed?
I swear, just a moment before it was still an European nation.

>>68636649
meant germany and austria

>>68636688
>I swear, just a moment before it was still an European nation.
In the world where Slovenia is not in the Balkans maybe. Are you an american with a proxy?

>>68636767
How come Russians are so eager to jump ship and try to dissociate themselves from Europe all of a sudden?

>>68636343
dude be proud of what you are
and atm you are sthe posterboy of the balkans

>>68636843
Are you enjoying your Slovenian vacation, John?

>>68636843
Who the fuck wants to be associated with cucks?

These threads makes it so obvious that /his/ took away the only posters that actually know anything from this board.
>Russia is not Europe
>Central Europe is not a well established term used by academics and historians to describe that area of Europe
>how rich you are determines what geographical and historical region you are part of
>these regions actually follow modern national borders for some reason

>>68635841
>Russia
>Europe
Pick one.

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>>68636975
>"step aside, imma tell you about your countries"

>>68636870
The Balkans is post-Ottoman and Orthodox(-influenced) countries, which Slovenia is not.

>>68637053
Stop attention whoring in every single thread, then. I don't care what Putin taught you in kindergarten, nobody in any actual serious academic position things you're Asians. At least when Finns do this it's funny.

>>68637102
but anon the Balkans is also a place which Slovenia is part of.

>>68637189
Slovenia almost share no history with the Balkans, though.

>>68637228
No point in trying to convince him. He is Greek.

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>>68637132
what am I even reading

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>>68636117
Piotr fuckin nailed it

>>68635841
What makes Lithuania central, but Latvia and Estonia northern? Tbh, central should be HRE borders including the Italian holdings.

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>>68637228
>Slovenia almost share no history with the Balkans
Yes, Slovenia is actually situated near Belgium

http://userpage.fu-berlin.de/~jroose/index_en/main_indexvalues.htm

Guise, check out this "cultural similarity index" and tell me if you agree with its results for ur cunt

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>>68637228
i know that anon but im talking about Slovenians place in the map.
I never talked about culture i never talked about religion

>>68637353
Slovenia was a part of the HRE for the longest time, whereas the other Balkans where either independent kingdoms or part of another big empire themselves, with maybe Croatia, which was under a personal union with Hungary for the longest time being the exception. There's a reason these two countries are catholic whereas the others are Sunni/orthodox. And then, you have Bosnia.

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>>68637353

>>68637353
this thread isn't about "what is near what", this is some America-tier clueless shitposting you guys are doing in this thread

>>68637464
Oh look! It says so on Wikipedia.

>>68635841
I know that Spain, Italy and Greece are southern europe.
but when people say western europe, don't they mean everything that isn't slav?
at least that's what I thought.

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>>68637537
>Russia
>Europe

>>68637549
>this thread isn't about "what is near what"
Yes, facts are not important, only feelings matter. That is why Slovenia has nothing to do with the Balkans and Poland is more western european than France. Eastern Europe truly is a special place.

>>68637677
European history didn't begin in 1900.

>>68637677
Burden of proofs is on you. What does Slovenia have in common with the Balkans?

>>68637596
Ohh yea it does!
I never questioned that you are closer to the centreal EU in terms of culture/acrhitecture and history.
Im just saying that you are balkan because you ARE a part of the Balkan peninsula.
I just dont get why you feel so insulted when people consider you as part of the Balkans

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>>68636343
You are mostly SE Europe IMO. Sure you've been Frankish for a few years in the 800s and k.u.k. for a few more years later on, but your language, genetics and culture is more Serbo-Croatian like than it is anything else
Also, every cunt in Yurop that has part of its mainland (de facto colonies like Gibraltar aside) in either subtropical or Med Climate is automatically part Southern desu

>>68637596
>slovenia is not in the balkan peninsula

dude, I don't know shit about balkan countries and their history of love/hate, so I wouldn't blame you if you don't want to be related to those countries in any way (or even if you are or not historically), but denying that your country is geographically located in the balkan peninsula is fucking retarded.

it's like me, I don't share any cultural ties with the central "latino culture" they have, we fucking hate latin america, but I just can't deny that my country is geographically located in latin america, it'd be stupid.

>>68637677
>Yes, facts are not important, only feelings matter.
Coming from someone who is propagating that Russia is not an European nation through and through.

>That is why Slovenia has nothing to do with the Balkans...
Iwouldn't say nothing, really. It's hard to not have any contact with the region you border.

>>68637856
now that map is retarded

>>68637406
>First is Ireland UK
Why are they independent, again?

>>68637909
How are you not North-Easterners? You share a lot with both Swedes and Russkis

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>>68637797
Absolutely nothing, obviously. It is not a well known fact, but Slovenia is actually an island 500km off the coast of France and totally not a country in the Balkans.

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>>68635950
He пoзopь ceбя и cтpaнy идиoт. Хoтя ecли ты нaцмeн тo пpoдoлжaй. Bcё paвнo cкopo мы вac выpeжeм.

>>68637885
this is what im trying to explain to him but he is quite stuborn

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>>68637991
Ha бyтылкy пo пyти cecть нe зaбyдь, выpeзaтeль.

>>68637856
>but your language, genetics and culture is more Serbo-Croatian like than it is anything else

I totally agree. Ask any Serb what music he likes, and he'll tell you that it's polka & waltz for him. Then he'll probably have a nice meal of sausage and Eintopf, because that's just typical Balkanic Sloveno-Serbo-Croatian fare.

>>68637966
>strawmanning this hard

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>>68635841
Fixed

>>68637856
finally a map with more specific regions than just north east west south

>>68637966
Slovenia is a country located between Venice and Vienna. Its highest peak lies in the Julian Alps.

>>68638067
you can't honestly believe this

>>68637837
>>68637885
>>68637995
There is no clear geographical division from the Balkan area and the rest of Europe. It is not like the Iberian peninsula, South America etc.

>>68637856
Autism is high in this map.

>>68638036
Я тaк и дyмaл Tимyp. Дaвнo вaм в кишлaк элeктpичecтвo пpoвeли?

>>68638184
B мocквy-тo? Bpoдe дa.

>>68638039
You might say "ja" instead of "da", but that's about it that separates you from other Yugos (and even that is probably just a result of regular sound shift - called lenition in that case or weakening - instead of loanword influence)
And your mountainous culture being different from lowland/coastal - well, I bet Serb/Croat mountain culture is also different from their respective coastal/lowland ones. Dalmatia is pretty much Slavic Italy from my experience, while Zagreb and surroundings is more like Slavic Bavaria

Central Europe is a construct invented by poles who didn't want to be associated with the other poor countries in Eastern Europe. Fact is Europe consist of the country west of the former Iron curtain (Western Europe) and the countries east of it (eastern Europe)

>>68638209
Пoнaeх знaчит? A чeгo в кишлaкe нe cидитcя? Bceх oвeц yжe выeбaл?

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>>68638170
I made some adjustments

>>68638177
Hey, I even acknowledged your minority in Kärnten

>>68638209
вaли
нaхyй
чypкa

>>68638272
congrats it's even more retarded now

>>68638039
>he'll tell you that it's polka & waltz for him. Then he'll probably have a nice meal of sausage and Eintopf
This is embarassing to read.

>>68638228
In the simplest terms:

Serbo-Croatian
>Isus
>From Old Church Slavonic Иcoycъ (Isusŭ), from Ancient Greek Ἰησοῦς (Iēsoûs)

Slovenian:
>Jezus
>Borrowing from Latin Iēsus.

>>68638315
>>68638272
Other than Bosnia being not Western, and Coratia/Slovenia/Czechia only debatably/partially so, it seems fine

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>>68638262
>>68638312
Дeтeктop чинитe, пeтyчи.

There's no way that Greece would Be west Europe
It's south or east

>>68638259
>Fact is Europe consist of the country west of the former Iron curtain (Western Europe) and the countries east of it (eastern Europe).
Because European history has clearly begun after world war 2.

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>>68638315
And now ?

>>68638380
lol you don't get to start claiming central European countries as Western just because they have money/Game of Throne tourism, fuck off you vapid cunts

>>68638388
dont worry anon we are as southern as it gets

>>68638335
It's a plain ethnographic fact that Serbian food, folk dances and folk music have more in common with Syria than with Slovenia.

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>>68638382
cyкa я тeбя yбью нaхyй

>>68638339
Yeah I get it, you have your overall differences just like we have from the Dutch, but at the end of the day we're pretty much the same people

>>68638401
No but that's how it's now. Poland has much more in common with other eastern European countries than it has with us.

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>>68638501
Tы чeгo тaкoй злoй? Eщe вceгo 4 мecяцa зимы ocтaлocь.

>>68638494
It is true, because Slovenian turbofolk has a distinct germanic flavour. Fuck, I can't even joke anymore, this is just sad. Is this insecure delusion common in Slovenia or are you a special case?

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>>68638574

>>68638574
we have things in common with Czechia, Hungary, Slovakia, and Austria to an extent. that's how it's always been in history and it's why we're in a distinct region from places like Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, and the Balkans.

>>68638644
i really hope its the latter

>>68635841
>""""""""central""""""""" europe
lmao at how butthurt poles are at russians that they try to shill their non-existent meme region just so they can say that they're not eastern euros like russians
pure autism

>>68638573
I'm saying that the difference between Slovenian and Bosnian or Serbian culture is enormous, like stepping into a completely different world with completely different manners. It's like the difference between France and Germany.

>>68638781
Russians are not eastern euros, Luigi

>>68638781
Central Europe is a thing everywhere besides /int/ shitposters' heads. Read a history book or even just Wikipedia sometime.

>>68638644
There's no such thing as Slovenian turbofolk.

>>68637596
dude why do you even care whether we're considered balkan or not?

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>>68638855
sure thing bydlo
here's an actual map of eastern europe, which you are part of

>>68638858
>Turbo-folk (Serbian: тypбo фoлк, turbo folk), is a musical genre that originated in Serbia. Having mainstream popularity in Serbia, and although closely associated with Serbian performers, the genre is widely popular in Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Macedonia, Albania, Bulgaria, Turkey and Montenegro.
you need help, anon

>>68638901
It is a matter of principle. If someone says it is better to be last than it is to be first you are going to look at him weirdly and explain to him that he is mistaken.
It is the same here. I don't want these anons to harbor delusions and then go on on slreading them around.

>>68638817
Eh, being a South-Westerner, our cultural differences to North-East France aren't THAT big once you overcome the language barrier (we have some partnership going on with villages in the Champagne region, and their landscape and architecture pretty much looks exactly like ours)

>>68638959
You do realise Russia is not colored on that map and Slovenia is, right?

>>68638901
he's just correcting people that are wrong about something, it's other people's problem if they perceive that as being butthurt.

>>68638959
>google "map of central europe"
>get the exact same thing except proving my point
whoa

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This is the only sensible grouping of Europe

>>68639007
10% of our population speaks Serbo-Croatian as a first language, so of course turbofolk is popular in Slovenia. But those people are immigrants, they're not natives of the country.

>>68639068
Slovenia is eastern, more than half of Russia is in Asia so it's understandable that some may not consider it european

>>68639117
>no true slovenian

>>68639007
Oh, the all-knowing Wikipedia.
I have never even heard of this genre before. That should tell you sonething. Certainly more than a Wikipedia article.

>>68638855
It's kinda ironic if ex-Soviets like you use it, as the term has been shaped by anti-Slavic, east-expansionist German authors of the 19th century (I guess their ideal was to eventually Germanise whole East Europe the same way almost all of current day East Germany was Germanised after around 1000AD - genetically many Ossis are West Slavs that got our language forced upon). Their ancient culture was killed that way, you wouldn't want the same fate for your cunt

>>68639165
If someone's surname ends in -ić, then you're goddamn right they're not true Slovenians.

>>68635880
>has that Eastern cheeki-breeki bydlo mindset
That mindset was artificially injected into us during 50 years. Anyone who didn't conform to it was fucking murdered.
Interwar Poland was nothing like that. Russians were considered widely to be subhuman.

>>68639285
>polish animals calling anyone "subhumans"
always makes me laugh

>>68639385
>He things Poland is as much shithole as russia
Oh ivan poor ivan.

>>68639201
I think most people nowadays define it based on what used to be Habsburg Europe, not the actual German Empire concept of Mitteleuropa.

I don't get why everybody gets so worked up about it on here, it's what we're defined as even in English language books I read.

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>>68639505
t. Jan Plumberski

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>>68639385
>>68639545

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>>68639556
t. inhabitant of some white nigger's ghetto.

>>68639016
You are clinically retarded.

Go back to sleep, no one wants to listen to your retardedly drivel.

>>68639678
t. Jan Plumberski

>>68639699
t. Nenad

>>68639678
Why are a an estimated 99% of all Russia pics posted on this board exclusively from exceptional winter cold waves?

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There's no key but you should be able to work it out

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>>68639722

But UK is not Europe.

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>>68639782
Obviously, because russia is a frozen shithole. Also, here you go, a picture of a relatively warm city.

>>68639813
>Operation Unthinkable

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>>68639880
My point is, winter looks shit everywhere that is not tropical, even here in 1st world

>>68639813

Portuguese are Mozarabs (not Europeans) living in Spanish territory, just like albanokosovars are Muslims living in Serbia.

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>>68640008
I've been to germany, in many cities, you have to seek re-ealy hard is some rural place to find something like in your pic.

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ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG. Pic related is the only official regions of Europe

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>>68640123
My rural county is among the richest in the world, yet field roads (which I posted) do look very depressing in winter (I like to walk my doges there in summer as they can be free roaming unleashed there)
Once March rolls around, things will finally look better again, can't wait desu

>>68640250
But in Russia EVERY FUCKING THING looks depressing. Even in sunny weather. Even center of cities.

Europe is a racist and patriarchal concept. We must repopulate Europe with Africans and Asians because they are victims of European colonialism.

>>68640391
You have some GOAT wilderness though in places like Siberia, Kamchatka etc

>>68640200
>Russia
>Turkey
>Europe
I feel bad for you parents. It's probably a big grief to have a braindamaged baby. But you're a good boy, you can taping on a keyboard at least. Keep going.

>>68640391
That's not even true, I've seen very nice looking pictures of Russian cities. Self hating Russians are so annoying.

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>>68640391
>>68640455
To add, here it's very densely populated and we only have one tiny piece of forest in the nearer regio which serves hundreds of thousand people, so even if you want to take a quiet walk in said "forest", some jogger or biker will pass you at least once every 5 minutes. Being full really sucks sometimes

>>68640527
Can you find ONE good picture of a russian city that isn't photoshopped as fuck and not taken from above, when all shit just aren't visible? Even if you could, there are very few of them anyway.

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>>68635841
>central europe

>>68640423

This.

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>>68635995
what about central Europe though :/

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>>68640544
But there are many not 'full' areas.I bet you just have to get little off of the city for a privacy.

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>>68640616
Early 20th century pix of that color photography dude whose name I constantly forget dolook quite comfy tbqh

If I compare it to pics from here at the same time or even somewhat later, it really seems Russia wasn't anything behind the rest of the Western World back then - unlike Japan, which looked like ooga booga Africa in late 19th c pics but quickly caught up

>>68640795
Yeah, but I have to drive like 50-100km west (remember petrol is super expensive here) to see a somewhat proper forest here, and even there it's far from untouched and yu still have villages, cities and managed forests everywhere

>>68640816
But we've fucked things up. We neither maintained nor improved our cities.

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>>68640616
I just went to a random place in Moscow in google maps. It looks like any other European city, calm down.

ITT: "everything I don't like is Eastern Europe"

>>68641003
Have you ever been to Europe? It looks nothing like a modern European city. Infrastructure is noticeably worse. And don't forget that this is considered as a pretty good street in russia.

>>68641177
It looks fine. I'm not sure what you're being so critical of.

>>68641177
Have you ever driven on the highways here? Half of them are endless 60 km/h construction sites, plus traffic jams every morning and evening...
Grass is not always greener on the other side

>>68641177
calm down ivan the kraut is right
The grass is not always greener on the other side

>>68641218
Road, open ground places, borders, roadmarks. There are no traffic islands(they alsmot don't exist in russia).
>>68641262
>Have you ever driven on the highways here?
Nah, I haven't got a license and actually don't want to. I don't like to drive.
>plus traffic jams every morning and evening
Like in almost every russian city(and any modern city I believe).
>>68641336
Actually it is, especially when you is on the russian side. Although I don't know about greece, when I been there it wasn't really better than russia. But it was a long time ago.

>>68636343
lmfao

>>68635925

It's not a meme.

Germany, the Czech Republic, Austria - these countries are the definition of "central European"

Central European country is about pilsner lager, meat, lederhosen, alpine scenery and forests, knödel (potato dumplings), sauerkraut, that sort of thing

The only reason we in the West think it's a meme is because of the Iron Curtain. All of those countries except West Germany became puppet states of the Soviet Union after WWII. But it was really the first time in their history that they had been under Russian influence.

Learn your history and your culture, m8y.

>>68637406
>tell me if you agree with its results for ur cunt
I don't

>Germany closer to Spain than Slovakia to Poland
sure

>>68644213
>central European
>>>/x/

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>>68635841

Objectively correct version coming through

>>68644706
>Romania
>Moldova
>Hungary
>Slovenia
>not Balkan

>scotland
>estonia
>not Northern

>Iceland
>Europe
Three strikes and you're out.

>it's another Poland-isn't-Eastern-Europe episode

>>68644616

I bet you've never been to central Europe

I've been to Germany, the Czech Republic, Austria, Slovakia, Hungary, and Croatia (and spent at least a couple nights in each country, not just passing through)

You fucking moronic yank fuck

You have no fucking clue what you're talking about

>>68644807
>Romania
>Moldova
>Hungary
>Slovenia
>not Balkan
Correct

>scotland
>estonia
>not Northern
Correct

>Iceland
>Europe
Correct

>yank
Ten billion strikes and you know fuck all about Europe you thick fuck

>>68644213
>pilsner lager, meat, lederhosen, alpine scenery and forests, knödel (potato dumplings), sauerkraut, that sort of thing
>tfw none of that applies to even the Southwest here (left of Rhine), even less so to the Northern half of our cunt

>>68635841
>>68636606
>>68639530
>>68644706
>Holland closer to South France than to West Germoni
baka everytiem

>>68645083
Congratulations, you've been to places in Eastern and Western Europe. Central Europe is a made up term that lazy cartographers use to avoid work.

>>68644706
whats your first association when you think of Balkans?

>>68645133
That's true

Prussia isn't really central European. It's arguably more West European

Bavaria falls into the central European bloc with Czechia, Austria, and probably Hungary

>>68645180
I wouldn't call NL central European, Hans, whereas you're literally slap bang in the centre of Europe

Central Europe is very much a geographical term as well as a cultural one

If we were grouping it by "Germanic" then yes NL would obviously be in the same group as DE

>>68645207
And you haven't been to fucking any of them because you're a clueless fucking yank who knows fuck all

>Central Europe is a made up term that lazy cartographers use to avoid work.
No, it clearly fucking isn't.

Bavaria, Bohemia, Moravia, Austria, that's the heart of Central Europe 2bh

>>68645216
Balkanisation

And rakia

My first association with Bosnia is Edin Dzeko. And Zlatan.

>>68645388
I've actually been all across Europe. Nobody considers themselves """"central European""". England is hardly even Europe so I don't know why you're so passionate about this.

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>>68645219
>tfw not Prussian either, and never have been
Seems our Southwest (left-side Upper Rhine area) is really unknown internationally (though we are Blue Banana and have been densely populated ever since the Bell Beaker era)
We drink more wine than beer
Leather pants are unknown here outside of carnival (that fest is about RPGing other cultures, basically what /int/ is year-round)
We have neither mountains nor forests (most deforested area of the nation with ~5%), nearly every square inch here is farmed, including river islands, overall it's a rather dry area, we even have a protected tiny steppe area with rare plants and insects

>>68645388
Holland is literally our port though, and German Low Saxobns and Low Franks are closer in all aspects to the Dutch than they are to e.g. the Bavarians, yet the latter two live in the same cunt. It just makes no sense from any cultural or ethnic POV to separate the Dutchies from us

>>68639101
I'm ok with this.

>>68637271
He's saying you're not asian

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>>68645508
>Nobody considers themselves """"central European"""
Nobody considers themselves "western European" or "eastern European" either you moronic fuck

The fact stands that the cultures of Bavaria, Czechia, and Austria (perhaps Hungary a bit as well) have a lot of similarities

>>68645524
Fair enough. Quite a Frankish influence then? I'm guessing that's the area you're referring to, near the French border

>>68645577
>Holland is literally our port though, and German Low Saxobns and Low Franks are closer in all aspects to the Dutch than they are to e.g. the Bavarians, yet the latter two live in the same cunt. It just makes no sense from any cultural or ethnic POV to separate the Dutchies from us
Fine, does pic related satisfy you?

>>68645995
Yeah, it's the original Austrasia (first Frankish kingdom to exist in the 5th century), also we're kind of a Gaulish-Frankish (or Celtic-Germanic) blanda upp genetically and culturally

>>68645995
>>68645995
>Nobody considers themselves """"central European"""
Nobody considers themselves "western European" or "eastern European" either you moronic fuck


Ask a Czech, they know they aint western but don't wanna be classified as eastern.

But i consider myself western, even without the memes of not wanting to be classified with the shitholes of the east.

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This is straight from the UN and thus it's official while everything else is wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_geoscheme_for_Europe

>>68645207
>>68645508
You retarded fatburger. You better damn bet that we consider ourselves Central Europeans. Ever since we formed the first independent principality of Bohemia. We were central European country for centuries, for thousand of years. In the Holy Roman Empire, and in Austria-Hungary as well.

Iron curtain dividing the Europe on the East and the West is just meme that Americans use to not feeling guilty over selling all these countries to Stalin.

>>68636407
>>68636117

>crimea

Kekd

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WE ARE NORTHERN EUROPE

>>68638436
literally the only correct image itt

>>68636120

Russia is an 100% Asian country. We all are mongols.

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>>68645995
>>68645577
>>68645388
>>68645180
>>68636606

Please let the truth be.

>>68635841
literally perfect

>>68645216
Kidnappings and AK's

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>>68636117
This is actually accurate imo. Central Europe is a meme create by poland and czechia. Also Estonia is not nordic.

>>68638272
Catalonia is full blown Medi, It belongs to Southern Europe together with Occitane.

>>68645779
>>68639101
of course you are, is the only one based in objective facts.

>>68651186
Central Europe is a meme that Germany and Russia tried to destroy but it's gaining strenght again.

>>68651281

You forgot Hungary.

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this is how I see europe, and how everyone in my country that isn't a map autist sees it.

I also thought it was how europeans saw it but whatever, apparently not.

>>68651186
no fuck off
central europe is central europe

>>68651329
good job boludo looks accurate.

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>>68651319
Oh shit. I did. A moment please. Also, parise tengri

>>68651329
That's a very black&white view of Europe

Actually just black

>>68651420
chile pls

>>68651329
>greece
>western europe

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central europe map autism threads are always good

>>68651757
there's only 2 sides and they fit better with the west rather than with the slavs to be absolutely honest

>>68651307
It was Germany who came up with the term Mitteleuropa. Being Eastern from the French, and western from the Russia.
After all, Germany and Austria-Hungary were called Central Powers in the first World War.

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>>68653526
Why isn't turkey part of the khanate? They're rightful turanic people.

Do people actually think Russia is in Europe?

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>>68653829
So would the Ottoman Empire + Khanate = The Great Turan

>>68636117
Perfection

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>>68653894
That looks good desu. Genghis would be proud.

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>>68651281
Fixed it.

>>68653892
I think they are memeing

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>>68654322
Forgot the Sápmi

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>>68654322
M8. Fenno-swedes just speak swedish. It's not an ethnical term.

>>68654692
Atleast they don't speak a "mongol-tier" language

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>>68654752
Yeah i guess that it's good that some swedish speakers remain since you'll be happily speaking arabic soon. Insallah.

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>>68654795
I'll be planning to move out from Europe by 2022, but for a different reason, so joke's on you.

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>>68654881
Good, good. Africa i assume?

>>68654906
No, it's New Zealand, because of the cold winters in the North, and doesn't have dangerous wildlife like Australia

>>68636606
one mistake, dalmatia is definitely southern and not central

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>>68654869
Hungary is a Central-European country.

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>>68654972
So you're just a pusssytier faggot who's afraid of winter. Good riddance. i doubt Sverige even needed you.

>>68654972
FUCK OFF, WERE FULL

>>68654869
Well, fuck you too.

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>>68655074
I think you're underestimating the coldness in northern Sweden. It's just like central Finland. This is the difference.

>>68655152
There is a lot of room left for a country with less population density than Sweden.

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>>68655191
That's not even cold.

>>68655191
central finland isint even cold

t.pohjolan äijä

>>68655229
>There is a lot of room left for a country with less population density than Sweden.

Guess what, population density =/= available housing and we don't have enough housing for our own people let alone foreigners (cuz capitalism)

Also why do you want to move to a shittier version of Australia/United Kingdom?

>>68655339
Because i'm already going on tertiary education, so i could profit from that when i have gotten a job in New Zealand

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>>68655323
That's just one of the factors of moving. The other one is because of that i live at the 65th degree latitude, where it's eternal darkness for two months. I can barely stay awake because of that.

>>68655668
FYI i'm not planning to move to Auckland.

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>>68638228
>Central Europe is a construct invented by poles who didn't want to be associated with the other poor countries in Eastern Europe.
>mfw Mitteleuropa

>>68655990
Wrong post, I meant >>68638259 and an additional one >>68651186.

>>68655668
Sorry but getting an education won't help you much if there is not enough jobs present or not a good enough work experience.

ALSO STOP STEALING OUR JOBS

>>68655737
I don't care if you are moving to Auckland or not we don't you here

>>68639813
Iceland and Ireland are west to you desu.

>>68638272
best map so far