Why don't you like Portugal?

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>>68630944
But I do I love Portugal, especially Braga!

It's shit.

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>>68630944
but i do

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I love Portugal

>>68630944
>Implying

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>>68631057
Why?
>>68631101
Cala-te irmã.

Backstabbers, traitors to the blood and england's lapdog.

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>>68631179
Because it's heaven on earth.

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>Spanish """tactics"""

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>>68630944
They arent iber.

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>>68631290
Fuck.Off.

>>68631290
Speino gets it right.

It's shit, and that's rich coming from an Algerian (Richer than the average Moortuguese)

eu gosto

>>68631378
Getting cucked by eternal anglo kek

your "son" country keep jumping the border despite given the independence they want.
fuck them

>>68631539
Thats false

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>>68630944

I like Portugal

Unless if I'm playing Europa Universalis IV, then fuck Portugal and their backstabbing ways

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>>68631565
our greatest allies

>>68631825

Too bad having England as an ally sucks

Your case is truly exceptional, the English actually fucked off of their little island and lended you a hand. Unseen forever since then and now.

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>>68631576
We have tried helping them by sending troops to police the place but you can't magically make it perfect. Decolonization was a mistake

>>68631967
Yep, 100 English longbowmen must of been a really great help against an armie more than 4 times bigger than ours. Im not complaining but maybe 100 more wound be a nice gesture.

>>68632139
He's talking about Timor-Leste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4nXsG47Ts4

>>68632234
I know

>>68630944
If Spanha is female, Portugal is what?

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>>68630944
Of course I like you. We go back a long way since 1543.
Thank you for teaching me how to make a sponge cake.

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>>68631602
It's true

>>68632383
What bullshit are you on about, algeria poorer than mexico bt many fold.

>>68632451
If Portugal payed their debts they'd be poorer than rwanda

>>68632383
Leaving behund 460 pisa scores in andqlycia with 90 iq.

>>68632505
Not my fault Inbred Habsburgs came

>>68632496
T. Economic ilketerate moor

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>>68632355
We taught you how to speak proper properly :p
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_Japanese_words_of_Portuguese_origin

And gave you tempura and konpeito.

>>68632552
t. CHI
your spelling makes me wish to be illiterate

>>68632538
Moors are 385 pisa score and 80 iq.

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>>68631378
Meanwhile in reality...

>>68630944
I honestly believe that Portugal is better than Spain in everything from Linguistic to Music to Culture

Wish you guys were more popular Spain is overrated

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>>68632538

Wow! Rare! Look everyone, a cousin-marrying Mahgrebi remarking that the Hapsburgs were inbred.

>>68632592
>trusting things recorded by white people
That's like believing the earth is flat.

>>68632383
But the muslim part of the peninsula was an absolute shitole except 1 and a half centuries

>>68630944
best friends thanks for giving us tea time

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>>68632625

>>68632602
t. sister-marrying redneck

>>68632562
>kapitan

>>68632674
most of the innovation of Europe was in that area at that time, to a point where Andalusian moors felt ashamed to be grouped with Europeans.

>>68632674
It was always a shithole just some previous cultures and deeds were in that side.

>>68632808
No one saw andalusians as europeans, not even spaniards.

I'm ok with Portugal, but it's Olivenza, not Olivença.

>>68632764

That's the best you can do, Amir? Rather funny that your entire culture considers ARRANGED cousin marriage to be completely normal, isn't it?

When you marry your fat cousin Fatima just think of how lucky you are to be able to shitpost real countries (portugal, spain, usa) on 4chan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East

>>68632764
But that is literally what you people do>>68632808
>most of the innovation of Europe was in that area at that time, to a point where Andalusian moors felt ashamed to be grouped with Europeans.
Kek.You actually believe this crap.The southern part was okaish until the berber scum came in 1060.Then it became as backwards as N.African shitholes.The northern kingdoms had a higher GDP per capita,universities and real institutions while muslims only cared about how many goats Mohamed fucked

>>68632355
>>68632562

and pan

Always amazed me that bread was pan in Japanese, then I found out.

>>68632905
I'm not Muslim. I' protestant.
>>68632865
Better, no one wants to be grouped with that dark age shithole at that time.

>>68632865

Wtf lol. Al Andalus and Andalusia is not the same. Actually Andalusia is like the nemesis of Al Andalus (the triumph of Christianity and intolerance against islam).

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>>68632597
Exactly,our culture is suebi/celt,their culture is andalusian/castillian

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>>68633000

>protestant Algerian

Mohammad literally rolling in his grave, pbuh

>>68632189
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

>>68633098
What did he mean by this?

>>68633000
>dark age shithole
Hre xgarlemagne
Otto
Pippen
Byzantines
Italy

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>>68633000
>I'm not Muslim. I' protestant.

>>68631967
Napoleon said that any country that didn't blockade trade with the British would be at war with France.
Portugal said fuck it and didn't blockade the british.
The royal family fuck off to Brazil and the british came to help our general defeat the françõis

>>68633126
Wew that a really good victory, but I was talkin about this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota

>>68633010
Should rename the provinces into basque names, lazy ass monarchs didnt care about what provinces they ruled.

>>68633307
>Should rename the provinces into basque names
Autist

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>>68630944

>>68633362
>i should have cumstains of ahmed fucking my wife

>>68631145
vai te fuder que imagem fdppppppppppppppppppp
oque a kuruminha faz ai

>>68633362
I already purified my spanish and removed all arab words.

>>68632865
>No one saw andalusians as europeans, not even spaniards

That's not true.

First, you are confusing the Andalusia with Al Andalus, which is ridiculous, the Valencians, the Aragonese and even the Basques of Alava were part of Al Andalus in the past.

Second, Andalusians had and still have a big influence in the Spanish culture. Velázquez, Murillo, Lebrija, Isidore of Seville, Picasso, Bécquer...

>>68633445
Why would a Castillian king put a Basque name into a city that is 500km away from the Basque country? It is pretty fucking autistic.

>>68633303
look at the strength part

100 is enough
>>68633307
Andalusia is in the south m8

>>68633489
Escrava sexual?

>>68633307

Córdoba, Seville, Cádiz, Málaga... All important Andalusian cities have pre roman names.

>>68633508
Because basques are true spaniards and everything in spain should be in basque.

>>68633525
e esse br escravo ai e pros fetishes de cuck do rei gahahahaah

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>>68633622
>Because basques are true spaniards and everything in spain should be in basque.
t. Autist.Basques are in fact pretty fucking dumb.They spend the most money in education and have average results in PISA. If we go by financing/ result ratio Basques are even worse than Andalucians. Idon't know why people that Basques are anything noteworthy

>>68633729
Basques are minority in the north.

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portugal? is that a city in brazil???

>>68633622
Basques are not indo-european.Everything should be in european portuguese.

>>68633729
Canarias beats andalusia
Expel all noor bloods in andalusia when?

>>68633622
How retarded do you have to be? Castilians are true Spaniards

>>68633786
Wouldn't surprise me if the average colombian was that dumb

>>68633796
Iberians are not indo anythibg either , i am iber bot roman or latin.

>>68633845
com certeza ele ta brincando

>>68633622

According to the latest studies they came from the south of France to the Iberian peninsula much later than expected.

>>68633879
De certeza absoluta analítica?

>>68633758
>Basques are minority in the north
And a majority in the Basque country...
>Basque country %GDP spent in education
5%
>Castilla y Leon %GDP spent in education
2%.
Basques are pretty fucking mediocre

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>>68633927
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>>68633928
Aren't Basques obsessed with independence?

>>68633856
>Iberians are not indo anythibg either , i am iber bot roman or latin.
jesus mate

>>68633856
Speaking latin is an insult to my peopñe who were divided and conquered and forced to speak latin.

>>68633994
Not right now.Their edgy phase is over.

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>>68633845
just face it, your country is irrelevant

>>68634091
Being irrelevant isn't a bad thing

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>tfw no portuguese gf to drink um bongo with

>>68634163
true

>>68634091
Colombia:shakira and pablo escobar
Portugal:Ronaldo,Mourinho,António Guterres.

>>68634172
my first girlfriend was originally from portugal

she had green eyes but was pretty average desu

i don't
they gave us great musical influence.
also light-eyed women who sadly get swept by tsunami

>>68634239
>colombia
do you also defend your country by attacking random african countries?

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>>68633489
>fdppppppppppppppppppp
>>68633658
>gahahahaah

aprenda a escrever direito

>>68634357
>>>/luso/

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>>68634297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6rJ4heYdqs

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I visited Portugal in 1998.

I was taken there to see the Expo 98. My father beat me up because I misbehaved in the hotel. Since then Portugal brings me bad memories, So I don't like.

>>68634489
That girl at 1:25,I would like to be her daddy

>>68634524

Best post of this kind since "I didn't watched simpsons."

>>68634701

I fart and burp a lot, but it was not my fault, I was a hyperactive child. No reason to beat me.

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>>68631057
>>68631297


>tfw somebody knows my city

Minhoto 4life.

Portuguese settlement in Malasya.HotSpot for good malasya girl pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg00AvzEIhE

>>68634893
No te culpo por nada joder, claro que a no ser que fueras Dennis the Menace probablemente no te lo merecieras. Es que has fraseado tu posteo de tal manera que queda bastante gracioso, n-no offense

>>68635020

Abrázame.

>>68634941
comfy

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>>68630944
Moorish rapebabies.

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>>68635956
never 4get

>>68632593
yea, with our men and navy in the frontlines. fuck off

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>>68635956
2016 is the year of memes

>>68630944
I only hate Lisbon, it's like a goddam huge extremaduran village. The beaches are cool though.

>>68630944
bc i love it

>>68633521
>100 is enough
We actually used your guys's notoriety to our advantage, and forced the french knights to try and flank, but they fell into spiked traps, and your guys's job in that particular battle was to finish them in the trenches.

That's a pretty nice gift from us, desu. All the French you can kill there for you unable to fight back.

>>68630944
Because the Portuguese shitpost too much on /int/.

>>68637937
>with our men and navy in the frontlines
I thought that they were woman.As they have moustaches over there.Losers

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>>68639476
To be fair though, It's reactionary shitposting.

t. Alberto Barbosa

>>68639538
You also got your ass kicked by those in 1383 in Aljubarrota and in 1762 in Trás-os-montes, though, s don't worry.

>>68630944
They went around the world creating hellholes, including this one. Should have left colonization to more civilized countries.

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But I do, kinda

>ywn board the decks of the Spanish Armada with Alberto "Iberian Terror" Barbosa and stab Spanish sailors with your saber

>>68639761
But Brazil is white, germanic, first world and anime superpower

>>68639590
>We lost all the time but twice. Respect me

>>68641374
Don't start the wikipedia wars meme

if your girls weren't so ugly and at least stopped infesting our beaches every summer then we could like u.

>>68642005
You guys do the same desu

>>68642005
We don't go to Brasil for anything really...

>>68639590
>aljubarrota
I BEAT U IN ALJUBARROTA THEREFORE IM BETER BLAH BLAH BLAH
common moorish lisboeta
go kill yourself u moorish faggot

>>68638539
lisbon is a parasite, dont worry
hopefully the north will place a quarintine on lisbon

>>68642213
go to the northeast.
if u don't find at least 10 portu whores then u are lying

>>68630944
Come on, Portugals the man

Winkyfacepepe.nav

>>68630944
i don't know how they exist

they must be hard as fuck

can anyone explain why portugal hasn't become another province of spain or why galicia isnt a part of portugal?

>>68643030
"Spain" is a fake country, it's the Frankenstein fusion of the old iberian kingdoms. We didn't get sucked into this meme because we fought them off and by the time they united we had already started to expand in Africa. So it was start another pointless war or become a conquistador and shiet. Galicia isn't Portugal because it was part of the Kingdom of Leon, which united into Spain.

STOP. STEALING. COD.

>>68642213
>We don't go to Brasil for anything really...

Top kek

>>68643398
thanks
sounds like the bastard child of france

sorry but, what do portuguese people think of salazar these days?

>>68644137
We don't really think about him anymore, but he isn't seen as a evil guy or anything. Older people from the interior are usually the ones with a grudge agaisn't him. Salazar's main problem was that he was way too traditionalist and conservative, setting the country's mentality to years behind the western europe standard

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>>68644299
best dictator?

he sounds more popular than almost all our prime ministers

was he just franco's foam wall insulation, or is portugal really that different from the rest of europe?

>>68644842
that's not how you get dubs

>>68644842
His policies were shit and he's the main reason there was a surge of leftism and anti-capitalism-fascism in 1974.
Had we had evolved into a democracy early in 1950s there would be no massive leftist uprising here.

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>>68630944
Pic reminds me of this

>>68644912
assist dub

>columbian trade unions

>>68645855
thanks friend haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA6CQi2GQlY

pelo menos a bandeira é bonitinha

>>68646262
A antiga era melhor

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>>68646056
gran columbia is best columbia

tempura